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>>72311301
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The eternal Amerifat

whats the oregon territory

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USA should annex the entirety of North America
From Alaska to Iceland to Panama

>>72311437
Never, I like my free college and free healthcare

>>72311397
It was this territory that both the British and US claimed. We jointly occupied it for a while until we eventually settled on who got what.

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>>72311437
I like the way you think, but why stop there?

>>72311301
I guess that explains why half of your country is mexican then

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>>72311352
>12.3% to 99.7%

>>72311301
why the fuck I laughed at this

>>72311301
>immigrate your people into mexico
>"heeeey, all our people are in your land, that should be ours!"

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>>72311301
Loooool

>>72311747
funny thing is go back 50 years and the mexican population was 0%.

>Natives give us land for shiny beads
>French give us Louisiana Purchase for $15 million
>Mexicans ceed nearly half their territory after the war for just $15 million
Are we the real Jews?

>>72311813
It was always tha jews
>>72311767
Because of your invitation
>>72311714
Eternal amerifat

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>>72311352
>12.3% - 99.7%
>>72311355
>25% - 100%
>>72311747
>40+ (this one is almost alright)

Who the hell makes these things?

>>72311767
They were the only immigrant group actually welcomed that wasn't Northern Europeans. They offer cheap labor for things that Americans don't want to do i.e. agriculture.

>>72311587
you don't want the rest it's full of africans, euros, and asians

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>>72311926
>tfw desperate to work in agriculture but keep getting rejected because I can't speak Spanish

>>72311747
>S-Spain d-didn't own Oregón!
Fucking Angl*s rewritting history.

>>72312307
Well maybe win a war against the Anglos once in a while if you want to write history lmao

>>72312326
>Anglos once in a while
We have, my man, we just lost the last one.

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>>72312307
Spain didn't even own Northern California.

not enough

>>72312307
Wasnt the peak of New Spain up to Alaska?

>>72311926
And the reason nobody wants those jobs is because the pay is so low because the migrants will work for nothing

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>>72311352
>>72311355
>>72311747
Worth it

>>72311488
>Mexican doctors

Then why you guys come up north when you need actual treatment, only not pay your bill after? In fact our own prices would be cheaper if you guys had honor and actually paid what you owed.

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>>72312426
Of course, IIRC it was something like this, right?

>>72311600
The Spanish should of purged DESU

>>72311301
Big American Cock

usa is alpha male country

>>72312599
>of

>>72311437
We would have the most aesthetic borders in the world with Alaska

>>72312641
alaska is being illegally occupied by americans right now. but russia is a weak beta country and can't take it back.

The thing that's most annoying today is that these Mexicans don't even know their own history thinking we took it. We captured their capitol and could of gotten more, plus we ended up paying for the land. Not to mention of we're gonna play the "that was ours back then game" they would have to give it to the Spanish, or various tribes.

>>72312582
Because sometimes there's too many people looking for a doctor.

Took a bud of mine to a hospital after he slit his hand open with a palm tree and it took us 4 hours to get him checked.

>>72312669
I thought you sold it tho

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>>72312669
You fucking sold it to us for $7.2 million, bro

>>72312669
I think you mean Ukraine

>>72312696
yeah sure 'sold it'.
it was basically like 'we're going to invade and kill all of you while you're in the middle of the war with someone else, or you can 'sell' us it for a bottle of tequila.
at least they let russia save its face.

>>72312766
It wasn't us threatening you, it was the British.

The USA and Russia used to be natural allies.

>>72311767
Native people are talking back the land

>>72312811
Oaxacans and Nahua are not native to the lands of the Chumash, Yokut, O'odham, Comanche, or Ute.

>>72312796
Yeah fighting with the British good times
To bad US desided to become the British instead at some point

>>72312928
what you said makes no sense, Boris

>>72312766
Strategically, there's no way Russia could hold it. I'm not even sure how the US does. Alaska should be with Canada. This makes the most sense.

Don't get mad then

>>72312582
>Then why you guys come up north when you need actual treatment
Just like what YOUR contrymen do HERE?

>>72313072
You hold it because we have so much frozen waste up there already. If we wanted it, we'd just march over and set up camp. How long do you think it would be before someone raised the alarm? "Oh shit, everyone around me is a flap-jawed canuck! Better let the white house know about thi-" AND BAM, blackbagged and leaf'd.

>>72316474
Tequila and prostitutes don't count as medical treatment.

Or are you talking about the penicillin?

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>>72311747
All samefag. All Mexico is White guy.

That clay was ours for 300 years. We have better claim on it than brown Mexican subhuman who had it like 29 years.

>>72311301

mmmmmmmmmmmmrrrnmm........

nootka................

>>72319682
You created this sub-race by fucking all the Indian women.

>>72312684
>The thing that's most annoying today is that these Mexicans don't even know their own history thinking we took it

Well, they don't realize that it was just a desert that nobody lived in.

I mean no offence towards the Mexicans, but let's be honest. Had those places remained part of Mexico [or Spain, for that matter], they would very likely be a shithole nowadays.

>>72311355
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>>72311301
CHI

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>>72311301
Is Nootka Sound still for sale?

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NOT SO UNITED NOW HUH GRINGO!!!!

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>>72311355
Not anymore.

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>>72320470
You can kick illegals, but you can't kick american mexicans (a.k.a.) chicanos

>>72321301
Don't you consider those guys to not be real Mexicans anyway?

>>72321301
They did it before in the early 20th century, and you took them in.

>>72319728

Be very careful now

Our American colonies were fantastically wealthy, much wealthier than Britain's colonies. Tons of precious metals and extremely profitable plantation agriculture. They were also center of most advanced Amerindian civilizations. All British colonies had were small farmers and merchants that produced hardly any wealth and there was no gold or silver there. Their Indians were just Stone Age tribes with no cities or any technology.

Yet what happens when they get independence? Our colonies degenerate into shit while British colonies become global superpower.

>>72311355
New Mexico really lives up buy its name

>>72311747
>straight borders eveywhere
REEEE

>>72321855
Hmm, really makes you think.

>>72321855
>Tons of precious metals and extremely profitable plantation agriculture
This is precisely why they failed.
You founded short-term settlements that turned into literal banana republics.
British settlements didn't rely on exploting limited natural resources, and while shit and impoverished initially, developed into trade hubs with diverse economies.

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>>72322062
So's just like the antebellum South. They were incredibly wealthy, however they had almost no middle class or any industry or economic diversification. Tobacco and cotton propped up the entire edifice.

>>72319682
Nice try but we are indians so we get to claim it.

>>72322062
This.

>>72311301
So about a quarter of your land is actually mexican clay?

>>72322118
Not quite but yeah. Most of the riches produced in latam were never aimed at making the place better, the colonies were just a way of making their overlords richer. The brits tried to do that in New England, but it really didn't work out because there they didn't find any precious metal like in Potosí or a suitable cash crop like in Brazil, the way you were colonized was different from ours.

Viva Aztlan!

>>72322140
>says the brown half-breed that exists because my ancestors came to Mexico and fucked the native women

>>72319004
And how long until the US came in and set things right? Probably not long.

>>72322062
>>72321855
>>72322290
You have to look at the mother countries. Spain and Portugal themselves were poor and had no middle class or any industry. All the wealth from the colonies went to building palaces and churches and funding wars. England had had an emergent industrial middle class since late medieval times.

>>72322290
They tried in the South. There were edicts from London requiring the Southern colonies to grow X crops. About the only profit Britain made off the American colonies was the Chesapeake Bay tobacco farming, but that fell apart towards the end of the 18th century as the soil got worn out and tobacco prices plummeted.

The North American colonies were in a better position as well due to geography, this allowed greater economic and cultural connections with Europe unlike the distant South American colonies.

>>72322334
>my ancestors
Lol

>>72311352
What's the war over Cuba got to do with border-hopping CHIs?

We lost our colonies mostly because we were bankrupt and ruined after Napoleonic Wars and couldn't afford to keep them anymore. Just like Britain lose their colonies after WWII. Local elites wanted wealth for themselves and not pay taxes to Madrid so they declare independence. At that time, people in Spain were starving and struggling to rebuild war damage, so nobody give a shit about colonies thousands of kilometers away.

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>>72322550
>England had had an emergent industrial middle class since late medieval times.

The Comuneros war was essentially a revolt by Castillian burghers in favour of cities' rights against Charles I. We had a middle class in the late middle ages, it just got crushed by the Hapsburgs and used as a cash cow to fund wars in the Netherlands.

>>72322550
England was just as "poor" as Portugal and Spain, if not poorer. For fucks sake, Queen Elizabeth herself made piracy (raiding Spanish fleets full of gold) not only legal, but encouraged by her kingdom (corsairs). That's why you sometimes see argies calling the brits piratas

Any other country would colonise Latam like Spain did. Maybe not Portugal because Brazil was the first European cash crop colony as far as I know, but I don't see how it could have been that much different.

>>72311355
Insert feelsgoosman.jpeg

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>>72311352
12.3-99.7

>>72322825
I'm glad that we live in the 21st century and don't have to be conscripted into a war because some inbred retard with a crown on his head likes it better when some part of the map is a certain color.

>>72312392
Yes we did bitch, look up Valdez on alaska, it was Originally a Spanish settlement.

Also go on wikipedia and look up Spanish Oregon and youll see we had forts and settlements all over from San Francisco to Valdez.

Fucking anglos delete that history and here in school in Canada they only mention a few spanish explorers sailing around BC but dont mention all the forts and settlements the Spanish had to abandond because of the Eternal Anglo.

>>72312696
Everytime in history you read about land being sold to the US its the US covering up a threat with money.

>>72323100
You wouldn't have been conscripted in the 16th century, though, the Tercios were staffed by volunteer, professional soldiers.

>>72323301
Mercenaries, you mean

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>>72312847
>Nahua are not native to the lands of the Chumash, Yokut, O'odham, Comanche, or Ute
k

>>72323367
There is a difference between professional soldiers and mercenaries, namely that mercenaries are not nationals or party to a given conflict. Castillian soldiers in a castillian government army were soldiers, not mercenaries, whereas, for instance, condottieri from a neutral Italian state serving under a foreign banner were mercenaries.

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>>72322334
I guess Chicanos should cut themselves in half and send one half back to Spain.

>>72323219
Russia sold Alaska off because they'd killed all the fur seals and they didn't want Britain to take it if a war happened.

>>72311301
you were too good on them ameribros. should have manifested them harder

>>72323389
That's like saying Russia has a claim on Croatia because they both speak a Slavic language.

>>72311355
>25-100% is one color

>>72311352
>from 12 to 99 percent.
What did he mean by this?

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>>72311301
LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>72311355
It's interesting that, not even being racist here, but those exact areas are shit.

>>72312392
You do realize Fort Ross is tiny, right?

>>72323736
This. In the Mexican America war we literally conquered their whole country and occupied Mexico City as well as every other major city.

They should be thankful we allowed them to keep any of it.

>>72325163
>In the Mexican America war we literally conquered their whole country and occupied Mexico City as well as every other major city

No we didn't. Winfield Scott's army took Veracruz, marched inland, and occupied the capital. That was all. And actually, most of Mexico was empty back then with at least 80% of the population concentrated in the old Aztec heartland.

>start fight
>lose complain

>>72325262
To be honest, Mexico was barely even a country back then. A real Mexican national identity only coalesced during the resistance against French occupation 20 years later.

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>>72324856
>legal permanent residents
this is very misleading. the fact that burma and bhutan is on this map at all should make this evident

>>72311301
Did Canada get american clay there in the north-east?

>>72311747
how long until Texas is a blue state?

>>72325914
The state voted like 90% for Trump, so not any time soon.

>>72313072
>Alaska should be with Canada.
At least that little strip of ugly coast should.

>>72322668
Sorry dear american, but Spain hasn't received any migrant flow that changed the native population in the last 500 years.

>>72312766
Dude the Tsar needed money and sold it to us.

>be Mexican

>get YANK'D

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>>72312641
Nice straight lines jackass

>>72323757
>what is pan-slavism

>>72323100
Now we just get raped because some inbred jew really likes brown people

>>72322825
We live in the wrong timeline where Padilla didn't win and Spain got cucked by retarded monarchs up until this very day.