>Learn Romanian >Get accepted into thieves guild

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>>72310634
>learn Brazilian Portuguese
>get accepted in the Dark Brotherhood

>learn american slang
>Your actions have shifted your alignment. You are now Neutral Evil

>learn Argentinian slang
>Ability learnt: Adrenaline Rush: Regenerate Stamina 10x faster for 60 seconds. Usable once per day.

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>learn Japanese
>get accepted into ninja academy

>learn Hebrew
>get +3 to agility rolls when trying to shoot Palestinian children

>visit the UK
>become the hero of Kvatch

>Learn Japanese
>Lose penis length

>Learn English(simplified)
>Gain resistance against poisonous water

>learn any scandinavian language
>start speaking English with Nord accent

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>>72310634

>move to any country
>become outlander

>>72310962
>Learn Hebrew
>Bartering and speech skill goes up

>learn romanian
>get scaly skin

>learn chinese
>Intellgence +15
>Eyesight -25