Pros and cons of living in Norway

>>72310218
pros: they're not full yet :^)
cons: norway is a racist pit

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>>72310251
forgot pic
is me :)

We're full. Go to Sweden instead.

>>72310218
watch varg's videos about it

>>72310296
pros and cons?

Should I emigrate to Norway?

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>>72310318
Stop worrying about its pros and cons. Consider Sweden instead.

>>72310338
Hahaha I'm not trying to offend you, but I've heard Sweeden is full of racists... would you say it is?

>>72310218
>Not in the EU
>You get to eat whale
Sounds pretty nice for someone who isn't a spic tbqh

shit weather, nanny state, literally autistic people, stupid prices, stupid taxes

>>72310296
>kyss meg i reva

It's 2017. It's time to blanda upp, Einar.

>>72310414
Yeah, typical american saying typical racist stuff, just fuck off...

>>72310478
nanny state haha

>>72310549
Instead of moving to norway, may your own shithole better :^)

>>72310478
Norway is still better than your nation of corrupt, coke-crazy, subhuman savages.

>>72310577
I'm actually trying to get away form it, I hope things were better here, but I'm afraid that your place is not quite the best place to live either.

>>72310407
I'm just kidding. I'm a spic born and raised here. As for your question, both countries have racists. I doubt either one has significantly more than the other. In any case, as long as you make an effort to integrate, you'll be fine. Racists primarily seem to dislike Africans and Muslims.

I don't have much to compare with, so I can't really give you a list of pros and cons, but it's a nice country to live in.

>>72310619
What's your heritage? How are other CHIs treated there?

>>72310619
Thank you for your opinion, very useful.

>>72310588
so what, with all that shit and people still live happier than in norway (taking away all those meme index (even tho we still rank high in that shit))

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>>72310478
A homeless (assuming that was possible without the government handing you a free apartment and a bunch of NEETbux) Norwegian has more opportunities and wealth than a middle-class Colombian will ever have in this life.

>>72310407
why go so far in the cold north?
You might go missing around those parts friend...

>>72310683
Soy Chileno. Personally I've never even had someone be racist to me in the first place, but then again a lot of people don't even notice I'm not Norwegian until I tell them or they see my last name. All the stories my parents have told me about people being racist towards them have been by old people. Newer generations don't seem to mind at all, although like mentioned, that might not be the case with other ethnicities. If anything, among newer generations it even feels like being Chilean and knowing Spanish is more of a cool thing than something they'd consider negative.

>>72310851
If you go missing who will search for you?
You are in foreign lands boy.,..

>>72310946
the same person who searches for the millions of missing persons cases in the United States that are never solved.

>>72310851
>Soy Chileno
You really feel Chileno? I'm starting to doubt about what does "Chileno" even means, so to read you saying that is quite surprising. Can you pls elaborate on that statement? It's quite strong to call yourself chileno IMO

>>72310998
Born in Chile maybe? lol

>>72310946
Pls behave or fuck off.

>>72311030
He was born there tacobro

>>72311043
You might get lost boy...

>>72310998
>It's quite strong to call yourself chileno IMO
Huh? Strong in what sense? I mean, I'm 100% Chilean blood, I speak Spanish at home, we celebrate stuff like 18 de septiembre, eat Chilean food, watch Chilean television, watch Chilean athletes in various sports, we live in an area with a bunch of other Chileans so if there's anything to celebrate, it's virtually the same as any other party in Chile, etc. etc.

depressing weather (this is very important), boring, shit language
>>72310588
yeah I'd rather live in a shithole full of drugs and spicy latinas than kill myself out of boredom

>>72311065
american pain in the ass, not offense but you could do better as you live in a "better" country than we do

>>72310822
and your point is:
does money give you happiness?

>>72311060
oh my bad haha

>>72311113
Social security does, yes.

Knowing that the government will take care of me if I get injured, sick, lose my job etc. is very comforting.

>>72311082
Hi there, are your parents exiliados?

>>72311172
Yup.

why do non whites flee their countries?

>>72311082
But you are describing the life of the average peruvian, uruguayan, colombian, spaniard, haitian, dominican, argie, venezuelan and whatever else inmigrants we have around that have been living here for more than 2 years. They all call themselves chilenos, I kid you not. You've never seen a peruvian, colombian or venezuelan trying to speak like us to pass as chileans, because they actually believe they are chileans, they identify themselves as chileans, and they would come up with reasons to show how they are as chileans like I am. They lack the blood, fair, but they do everything you do in Norway. You are telling me that being chilean is a state of mind, and it called my attention because of what I just told you. I don't know mi perrín, it just does not adds up.

Good: It's easy to have a good life.

Bad: The state works together with bandits to scam you out of money. As an example, getting a driver's licence will cost you 3 times more than it should.

>>72311172
Preguntale si el agua moja :)

>>72311234
because whites made their countries hard to live in

>>72311247
kek, you're onto some 2deep4me shit that I'm not interested in discussing.

Anyway, it's almost 6 AM, so I'm heading off to bed. Good night, see you guys around.

>>72311295
Not at all. Whatever. Take care norwegian bro

>>72311247
autismo

>>72311156
they shouldn't, the government is not made for being everyone's nanny

>>72311247

What the fuck. He is an immigrant from Chile.

I really don't understand why you have a hard time understanding that, your screeching seems completely pointless.

>>72310822
>>72311156
don't give him (You)s
don't be stupid

>>72311349
I doubt you will be of that opinion the day you actually need such a system, but fair enough.

>>72311349
The state takes a lot of rights off of you. Why shouldn't you be compensated? Our natural state is freedom.

>>72311363
he was born and raised there.
he's no more chilean than I am italian

>>72311363
He is not. His parents were. He is norwegian.

>>72311349
Yes, being Columbian you must be unused to anyone showing concern for your well being

>>72311406
your parents aren't Italian Ricardo. His parents are Chilean. That's an unfair comparison. He can identify as both, especially if he's interested/knows his Chile's language and culture

>>72311425
I don't really think anyone would like to be Chilean, specially if they're Norwegian why would he lie? his parents are Chilean, punto final haha

>>72311392
i have, my mother broke her toe and we had to pay 2000$ (that's a lot in here) for a surgery and other shit because she had no insurance at the time

>>72311394
i don't really wanna argue this right now

>>72311432
we care more for each other than what any american cares for another american

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>>72311524
>I don't really think anyone would like to be Chilean
True senpai, no need to be rude tho

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>>72311494
>my parents aren't italian
>but he's chilean

you realize ofcourse that both my parents and him are in the exact same position, right?

>>72311269
Hay varios chilenos que se fueron a los paises nordicos a fines de los 90

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>>72311578

>>72311594
Que? Lo siento, no me comunico con esas imagenes

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>>72311564
>>72311406
t.

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>>72311606
Cómo llegaste acá?

>>72311564
were your parents immigrants from Italy? Or descendants of Italian immigrants. There's a clear difference.

>>72311607
what the fuck is this post even supposed to mean?

>>72311636
Se lo que significa esa rana, pero no me interesa meterme mas en el significado de weas derivadas.
Lo siento

>>72311607
I don't get it bro

>>72311644
you said my parents aren't italian (I agree with this), even though they had italian parents.
you say he's chilean (I disagree with this) because he has chilean parents.

stop being retarded, he's not chilean.

>>72311636
Y lo otro, estoy desde el 2010 aca

>>72311679
Es que lo que dijiste no se relaciona abiertamente a lo que estábamos discutiendo. El tipo dijo que es hijo de exiliados, y sales con que a finales de los 90 gente emigró. Naaa que ver poh perro. A menos que quisieses implicar algo más complejo que nadie pudo adivinar, me explico?

>>72311702
wena campeón

>>72311748
Puta si es por eso lo de que el agua moja tiene menos sentido aun.
Filo, es un sinsentido y ya es tarde para calentarse la cabeza con esto jajajajaja

>>72311528
if a medically insignificant thing such as a broken toe can put such a financial strain on a family one would assume you'd be basically dead if you were diagnosed with a serious illness without insurance

how do non-insured people survive things such as cancer or heart disease in colombia? loans?

>>72311848
kek tienes razón. Descansa guachín.

>>72311697
>even though they had italian parents
are you saying your grandparents are Italian? how the fuck should I know that anyway? I thought you said that because you had Italian ancestors dating back more than 4 generations ago. In that case if you have close Italian family, and if your parents and/or you speak italian and you can identify as both.
He is Chilean if he so wants to be. He can do and say whatever the fuck he wants, and you're no figure of authority to say he isn't Chilean.

>>72311905
Gracias viejo, que descanses igualmente

>>72311916
>and you're no figure of authority to say he isn't Chilean.
except I am, because he literally isn't.
the fact that his family and he failed to assimilate does not make him, a foreign born, a chilean.

>>72311892
the government has something for lower class people called "sisben" if you are affiliated with it and you have any type of problem, the government pays a certain amount of it depending on your income and estrato (social level, it goes from 1 to 6), it's not too good but i guess it helps them

>>72312023
>there's more than 4 social classes

what the fuck

>>72311963
>except I am, because he literally isn't.
being a random anon with an argie flag doesn't make you any type of figure of authority to say he literally isn't.
>the fact that his family and he failed to assimilate does not make him, a foreign born, a chilean.
he has a Chilean last name. I'm 100% sure Norwegians don't consider him Norwegian if they know his parents are Chilean (maybe Chilean-Norwegian), and he could easily get a Chile citizenship if he wanted to. Si le sale de los cojones identificarse como chileno, lo puede ser. Stop sperging out.

>>72312044
1- extreme poverty
2- lower class
3- lower middle class
4- middle class
5- upper middle class
6- wealthy (?)

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>>72312089
>Chilean last name

>>72312089
Legalmente por ius sanguinis puede perfectamente presentarse en la embajada y le daran de inmediato la ciudadania

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>>72312119
>meme non-answer

>>72312089
No. He will never be a full blooded chilean. I don't know how it works in Puerto Rico, but our society is very isolated. You are an island, but you don't know what it means to be isolated. We do. And if he decides to come here and live as a chilean, he will always be the norwegian who's parents are chilean. He didn't share the struggles of playing a pichanga with a ball made out of paper because futbol was prohibited during recess at school so we had to make one with torn sheets of paper, he will never know how it was to actually ask for his completo the way he wanted it, he will never grow learning that an asado can not be rushed, he will never grow knowing the 4 SEASONS. I could go on but my point is that you can identify yourself with a land and culture as much as you want, but unless you grow there, you'll always be a tourist. You can become a pro, but you'll always be a tourist no matter what.

>>72312169
No es lo que estamos discutiendo aqui

>>72312232
Les prohibian jugar a la pelota en los recreos? En que estudiabas, un pre militar?

>>72312257
Nos requisaban las pelotas porque se armaba el hoyito patá.

>>72312201
ok you pretentious prick
what the fuck is a chilean last name?

>>72312243
Entiendo al punto que vas (que culturalmente nunca va a ser chileno 100%), solo le explico que legalmente si podría serlo
>>72312271
Que mala suerte, nosotros jugabamos a los 25 y al zoo y nunca tuvimos atados
Lo unico que requisaban en su tiempo eran celulares

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>>72312232
lo que opinen chilenos como tú de él no cambia nada. Puede identificarse como chileno (como acabas de decir) e incluso oficialmente serlo de acuerdo a las leyes de tu país
de la misma manera, un chicano es mexicano aunque lo odien en México.

>>72312287
wait, you really don't know?
... apellido chileno

>>72310218

Pros: Rich, Good standards, Great society, Everyone trust eachother, Awsome nature, Economy looks very good for the forseeable future.

Cons. Right next to Sweden

>>72310588
Colombian girls > Norwegian girls
That's all that matters

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>>72313467
Colombian girls > Norwegian girls

No. Latino girls are dramaqueens.

>>72314851
A lot of latina girls are weaboos

>>72313467
what the flying fuck, Ahmed, Norwegian women are goddesses

>>72313430
this

>>72314885
>a lot
only the extremely shitty ones though

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>>72313467

Mehmet my son

>>72314943
>>72314851
You would never score with those women anyway unless your a giganigger athlete or sugar daddy

>>72314851
they're also fugly, don't believe the fucking memes, latinas are not good at all.

>>72315061
good, because I'm into men
inb4 faggot
female
inb4 no gruls on da internet // hurr ders no rison to point our your gender
I'm just protecting you guys from making the mistake of coming to this piece of shit continent to get a woman, almost all of us are ugly and not worth it (except argentinians, better genetics and cosmetic surgeries are cheap there)

>>72315118
this, this so much

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>>72315163

>>72315416
>hihi jeg brevde det igjen
Ta deg litt valium og kom deg ut av huset Gustav.

>>72312232
I disagree, I know many Americans who integrate very well into Canadian society. You can integrate if you try.

>>72315163
>better genetics
they're just white, that's all

>cosmetic surgeries are cheap there
you're thinking of brazil, there's not that many plastic women here, only on TV.

>>72315485
I disagree with that dude as well, chilean society isn't that hermetic

Pros: gold tier country as F

Cons: very fucking boring to my way of life.

Been there.

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>>72315449

Norway do you love Varg?

>>72315568
>implying being white isn't having better genetics

I know the cosmetic surgeries there isn't nearly as bad as in other countries, but it still seems like a big thing. But I only really get my info from the media and the memes, I've never visited other south american countries, so sorry if it's incorrect

>>72315610
dude, varg is a massive meme.
nobody takes him seriously other than mentally ill people

>>72313467
In no way is that remotely true.

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>>72313467

Norwegian girls are fit as fuck and fun to be around. Usually no drama and they can manage themselves so you aren't forced to babysit them in every social gathering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO4z4SzW0r4

>>72310218
you'll have a hard time finding a job, even more now that the oil industry is in a downturn

>>72310218
Pro: Once you get to know us, we're pretty fucking chill, or so I'm told.
Con: It's really fucking hard to get to know us. We have a very cold demeanor, we can seem standoffish, and we take privacy and personal space extremely seriously.

Pro: Winter sports.
Con: Winter sports.

Pro: Literally no nighttime in summer, if you live far enough north. The sun just doesn't go below the horizon.
Con: Literally no daytime in winter, if you live far enough north. The sun just doesn't make an appearance.

I could go on.

>>72317716
>Con: Winter sports.
Elaborate?


>Pro: Literally no nighttime in summer, if you live far enough north. The sun just doesn't go below the horizon.
>Con: Literally no daytime in winter, if you live far enough north. The sun just doesn't make an appearance.

those are both pros

>>72317716
Summer in the north looks awesome

>>72317903
>Elaborate?
Social pressure to conform and participate in winter activities that just aren't much fun.
>"Hey, we should go to <cabin in the middle of nowhere> this weekend!"
>"But it's in the middle of nowhere, how do we even get there?"
>"Cross-country skiing!"
>"But that will take literally hours of trudging through the snow from the nearest place we can park, with heavy as shit backpacks, no way to resupply if we discover we forgot anything, and there's the prospect of doing it all over again when going home again."
>"Yeah! It'll be great!"
Kind of dumb example, but you get what I mean.

>those are both pros
Insomnia and seasonal affective disorder are real things.

>>72318151
>Social pressure to conform and participate in winter activities that just aren't much fun.
Ah, makes sense

>Insomnia and seasonal affective disorder are real things.
I know, I was there for some time. It was pretty amazing how 1am looked brighter than 6pm sometimes (such as when it was cloudy at 6pm), and covering everything if you just want to sleep is not hard.
I liked winter darkness too, dunno, felt nice. If anything, spring was by far the shittiest and most depressing season. May depend on the person, but yeah, I can't pretend I know your country better than you do anyway

>Pro
Best country in the world.
>Con
Foreigners.

>>72318800

/thread

ElRubius is from norway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUAcXSviq14&t=101s

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Pros: best women skiers who never use roids

>>72310218
It's all relative to where you're coming from.

I've been to Norway and the weather is pretty similar to our standard Petersburg climate.

However, for a latino or a brown nigger the climate may be perceived as shitty or cold.

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>>72325065
Tell me about Norwegians, why do they wear the chapstick?

>>72325291

STOP IT!

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>>72325487

Forgot pic

>>72310851
>>72311082

chilineger

>guy has fully Chilean blood
>"lol he's not chilean because he didn't make footballs of paper when he was young!"

what a stupid fucking thread

>>72325291

It's the only way we can beat those swedes!
If it wasn't for the chapstick the swedes would've won easily.

t. swedes

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>Scandinavian countries actually welcomed all the Commies who fled the General's free helicopter rides

>>72310851
Hei axel

>>72325291
The sun up in the north doesn't burn you as much as it does further south. Look at her, she's a pale blonde with probably delicate as fuck skin. My sister has skin like that and she goes through skin creams and chapsticks like her skin is made of Upsalite.

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Pros: none
Cons: don't have enough room to type them out

>>72326518
t. never lived here

>>72326677

What of if I told you I did? I don't know if a month in Bergen really counts as living but I have spent time there.

>>72326770
doesn't count

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>>72326934

Fuck off Magnus Magnuson. Your cunt is boring

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>>72326770
>>72326934

>>72326985
Meg til venstre fåvæ

>>72325911
>muh heritage

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>>72327015

Why does this dude hate Bergen so much?

>>72310251
>>72310287

Jäg är så Jävla stolt over Finland

>>72327746

Bergen is a shithole, if only for having some of the worst weather in Europe.

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>>72327806

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Pros: Sylvi Listhaug

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For me, it's Hadia Tajik.

>>72310218
Pros: Nice climate and nature, relatively high wages if you have a job. People are friendly. You're allowed to just roam around the wilderness and pitch a tent wherever you want. Even on private property, as long as it's not clearly fenced off, close to a house, or on a field that's being used for agriculture.

Cons: No jobs for unskilled fuck-ups, such as myself. Bad selection in supermarkets. Bad selection in political parties. Things are expensive if you don't have a job... In a few years all the gasoline will have so much ethanol mixed into it that it'll be unusable for older cars. Roads are poorly maintained. And it's a very rural country without any real cities.

>>72310851

No one but old people are racist here. Whenever Norwegians start using racial slurs, you have already annoyed them with the way you behave.

>>72333548

How do you even know about her?

>>72333548

Isn't that the lady who wants to abolish the monarchy and establish an Islamic republic already? Can people just fuck off with that? Republic of Norway. Yuck.

>>72333548
She's a cutie all right.

>>72335876
Do you seriously want Haakon as our king? Harald is a nice old bloke, but Haakon is just completely out of touch. He should refuse the job when his old man kicks the bucket, honestly.

>>72339093
I cant wait for our cute little feminist princess to take over.

>>72334648
i saw some finn spamming her
she is kind of cute

>>72339268
Nah man. I'm not going to stand on the barricade and chant anti-monarchy slogans, but I feel its time as an institution has passed. Wouldn't it be better to have a democratically elected figurehead rather than some semi-inbred old fuddy-duddy whose sole claim to the position is primogeniture?

>>72315610
i find his vids comfy

>>72315610
He's a fucking retard. I'd watch his videos for the entertainment value of seeing a grown man make an absolute fool of himself again and again, but the cringe is just too strong. Fremdschämen is a powerful thing.

>>72333402
Sylvi "Norway? NO WAY!" Listhaug?
Sylvi "Off to Sweden, you fucking heathens" Listhaug

>>72340202
I can't stand her. I don't even care about her political opinions, she just seems so fake. Her smile is fake, her "sincerity" is fake, she's just artificial through and through.

>>72340351
So she's like every politician, ever?

>>72340351
she keeps a bunch of the refugees out though

>>72339093
>>72339268

Any muslims or feminist taking over means Swedopakiafghanicuckistan V.2. Both are regressive cancer.