queen of /cum/ edition
first for australia
>>72307864
fag
>>72307862(Me)
*tips fedor*
heh
cheeky archive prevention bump
we built this city
Got another "heyyyy :)"
>Sit up to go get some water
>Stub my pinkie toe on the door on the way back
>Spill the water on my tumbi
I just came here for the first time today.
I came here because my friend said this place has good memes, it doesn't though. All the memes on this general suck balls, they're not funny at all. I don't know why you fags even try.
Here's a good meme for you guys: classic dat boi.
I left a girl on read for 2 hours and I feel bad about it.
>>72309677
heyyyy :)
>black friend asks me today if me being Scottish-descended is why I celebrate St. Patrick's Day
>>72309677
heyyyy :)
>>72309626
oy vey
this gap year. oh well
I listen to music all the time and usually keep the volume below 40%, but I'm honestly getting worried about hearing damage. Anyone in their late 20s or older who listen to a lot of music on headphones/earbuds? How's your hearing???
>>72309702
>having a black friend
Had one once and he stole my Charizard card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo
>>72309702
ask him if he celebrates martin luther king jr day because he's of the negro persuasion
Any of you goys making some money off the rate hike tomorrow?
>>72309677
>heyyyy :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6UCoqsFB8
made me think
>>72309710
>earbuds
Bad
>headphones
Keep it low and you will be getting most of your hearing damage from emergency vehicle sirens and concerts.
Does anyone wanna buy my personally assembled desktop computer?
>>72309677
Am I autistic for this to bother me?
Do you know what makes YOU special?
>tfw no American bf to ravage my boipucci
why live
>>72309790
Nothing really, it's a bad feel.
>>72309677
heyyyy :)
>mfw a person I know who is an atheist sneezes
>I say 'bless you'
mfw
>>72309710
Wow dude what are you a fag?
>oh my goodness me I listen to my music a tad to loud am I going to damage my precious fuccboi hearing?
Straighten up and fly right Kumquat
>>72309790
I don't think there is anything.
/our guys/ are colliding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP_WAsheYhw
t-thanks canada san
I try to tell other people to stop using earbuds and blasting music over 50%, but most just don't give a hoot
>>72309838
I want to give a hoot
im bored
>>72309848
>>72309848
well lads?
>tfw nearest culver's is about 8 min drive
>>72309827
>there are people who unironically take varg seriously
jesus christ
ahh nice to be here in my thread
yep, just me and my 25 proxies
>>72309819
I don't know how old you are, but with college students, blasting music through earbuds/headphones is a pretty big problem. Once you damage the fine hearing hairs on the inside of your ear canal, you cannot fix it. I will be a fubbcoi and protect my hearing to the max cause I need it. I already have enough trouble understanding people and their fucking mumbling and quick city-speak, I don't need to lose hearing on top of it
>>72309894
I'd take him more seriously as a person than molyneux for example, just because he seems more sincere. styx is cool too. as far as legitimacy of ideas I suppose I'd like whoever reads more.
>>72309883
1. no
2. no
20 likes and ill post dick xd
>>72309894
im jealous of his current lifestyle unironically
>>72309920
molymeme is also a meme
But Varg has some very uninformed beliefs, especially regarding technology. It's not even a primitivism perspective, just plain weird with a hint of racism.
>>72309901
man literally who gives a fuck about this
I'm sure there are a literal thousand little health related things (literal in the real sense) you could obsess over and have it come to nothing
dont fall for the autism meme
5 upvotes and 10 (You)'s and i won't post my dick
>>72309899
I recommend the Japanese flag for proxying
>>72309816
>>72309950
>dont fall for the autism meme
too late for me. I spend my days being pissed off at living on the east coast and dreaming of the west coast. I study housing trends and population changes throughout the area, as well as tracking a select, random group of west coast locals to see where they move to and how they are responding to increasing housing prices. And that's just the tip of the iceberg
>>72310006
jesus you're embarrassing me
>>72309901
I have tinnitus m8
If you are scared of your earbuds turn them down and tell cityslickers to speak up
>>72310006
Bud...
>>72309773
Extremely
>>72309955
>not aussie flag
Wtf, the bookstore where I grew up was mentioned on the Savage Nation today
no one is as smart as me
>I listen to political talkshows
>>72310095
Australians aren't funny
New Zealanders are
>>72310119
i scored like 145 on that test retard
>>72310062
>I have hearing damage
>do the same shit I did
thanks for the advice pard
>>72310045
>>72310066
I pace back and forth in my room, throwing up random dabs while I listen to music, imagining living in Nazi Germany and just throwing up dabs every time we have to salute.
I have fits of genuine tear-jerking rage when I read about how foreign investors buy up US homes.
In my head I have a chibi form that acts cute and is basically a crouched form of myself that utilizes two connected hoverboards to get around everywhere
>>72310062
Does it make you want to gouge your ears out?
>>72310095
>American posting that
W-What?
i stopped texting girls after grade 9 its bullshit
>>72307864
Don't ever post my girlfriend again, okay? THanks bye.
>>72310119
>tfw to smart for the iq test
What a great thread.
i love everyone here.
>>72310185
shant
>>72310211
>I am loved
>>72310157
>>do the same shit I did
I didn't tell him to forget to put on his earpro on a hot range
>>72310164
>Does it make you want to gouge your ears out?
Nah, comes and goes. Barely notice it most of the time.
Sometimes question if I even have tinnitus or if I am just sensitive to coil noise but I hear it with no electronics around so I know it's not that.
Sleeping with a fan helps though.
>>72310095
lmaoing at your pic
on noe es sa sramt as mie
Does anyone here happen to work at a Best Buy?
>>72310240
I sleep with a fan too, but when I go home and don't have a fan, the first night I try to sleep in the silence, my mind generates this subtly mid-pitched tone to compensate for the fan's disappearance. After the first night it disappears
>>72310164
Junji Ito is a treasure
>>72310267
geek squad ass bitch
>>72310281
indeed. rip azami the swirly-face
>>72310272
I am going to get bionic hearing one day
>>72310309
>geek squad ass bitch
is that a yes?
>Snowstorm continues till tomorrow
>i don't like snow
>>72310331
If that becomes real and is relatively safe/reliable, I might too. One day we'll have bionic hearing + vision and can have our lives subtitled.
>>72310340
oh no, sorry, I was insulting you.
geek squad ass bitch
What are you applying for? If you built your own computer you probably have better knowledge than most of the guys there
>>72310344
>snow
lol
>>72310366
>If that becomes real
>A cochlear implant is an electronic medical device that replaces the function of the damaged inner ear. Unlike hearing aids, which make sounds louder, cochlear implants do the work of damaged parts of the inner ear (cochlea) to provide sound signals to the brain.
It already is, they just need noise reduction for short term high DB and they will be perfect
Is this bookino?
>>72310394
oh snap, that's rad. hopefully it'll advance to the point where we can selectively mute certain people/things in an environment (eg loud assholes)
>>72310363
this image triggers me a lot for some reason
i think its his stupid rat face
its very aggravating
The fever, the focus
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell
Die young and save yourself
The tickle, the taste of
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up
Die young and save yourself
attention
please play my clicker game
https://u.nya.is/thqnzr.html
thanks
Trump will be assassinated on March 15th
>>72310448
>Le Ides of March XD
>>72310423
We truly are living in the future PAnon
>>72310440
>u.nya.is
I've seen trustier .ru links
>>72310448
>>72310459
>>72310465
>he doesn't know nya.is
it's the only right way to do filesharing
>>72310448
Idk but i remembered when some guy tweeted "watch out for falling secretaries tomorrow" as a joke, and the helicopter of the secretary of interior actually crashed the day after so dude was interrogated by mexican police.
Hope same shit happens to you.
>>72310386
I had a very specific question and was wondering if anyone here worked for them
>>72310471
>Mac
>Search bar
REEE
>>72310514
Hopefully the FBI kills me so I don't have to suffer anymore
>>72310509
>c'mon anon, all the COOL KIDS are doing it
nice try. I may be a basic bimbo bitch (male), but I darren the lion is my m-friggin homeslice
>>72310553
https://u.nya.is/rbwhmm.jpg
wtf i love bob ross now.
>In my head I have a chibi form that acts cute and is basically a crouched form of myself that utilizes two connected hoverboards to get around everywhere
>>72310536
they'll miss you and hit ur best friend lol
(fbi this comment is satirical in nature. I am a law abiding citizen that realizes the HRT did the best they could, given the circumstances, at the Ruby Ridge Standoff. I love the X-Files and think you guys are really cool.)
>>72310581
Anon.....
>>72310581
I will draw it if you want
need husband
/cum/ made me retarded
>>72310586
Delete this
>>72310621
Please do.
>>72310581
In my head I'm a 5'8" twin tail busty blonde with daddy issues
>>72310586
>slants
>in charge of something involving eyesight
>>72310679
This girl said I could smoke with her and stay over if I drive to her place during the blizzard cause her parents are stuck in NY. Her stepdad is a military hardass who will probably beat my ass if he does some crazy shit like drive here by morning.
Worth the danger?
Sup guys
>>72310628
Same
cryptocculture.com
>>72310707
Live on the edge, bud
If he doesn't kill you, you'll get to tell everyone about "this one time..."
>>72310440
Kewl stuff
>going to bed before RNH on a snow day
>>72310707
Yes
>>72310658
>>72310695
This except not busty and I already have daddy issues.
>>72310707
Danger is unlikely. Driving in a blizzard sounds like a huge pain in the ass though.
Depends how bad you want the succ.
>>72310746
>not busty
>>72310652
Just a reminder that Mexican Americans are the worst Diasporas and Trump is right to kick them out.
>>72310763
B or C would be ideal desu.
>>72310767
Thanks.
>Brazilian calling anyone else shit
>>72310794
>worst Diasporas
>not Somalis
Bad monkey!
>>72310794
climb back to your tree, monkey
One of the ol doggos
>i'm halfway through my Spanish II school semester
>i feel like my knowledge is probably the equivalent of online learning for a few days
kek
>>72309816
go all the way and say god bless you my man
kill all communists, jews and faggots 2bh
Last month my roommate went to visit some family in commiefornia. He had a one night stand with some tinder bitch.
I was informed two days ago that she would be flying out tonight.
She just arrived.
kek
>>72310839
Seguiste chingando a tu madre pinchi wachapore en el fundillo
>>72310854
>unsheathes walther pps m2
those are literally some of my favorite people
>>72310839
it probably is. learning in school is shit
Sucy a best
>>72310839
learning a language at college does feel like this but you get a better foundation actually speaking and practicing with other people desu
fuck kikes
cum'ed
>>72310854
agreed
>>72310864
This one's better imo
>>72310858
>flying out a month after a one night stand
what?
>sneeze
>someone says "Bless you."
>>72310794
I sincerely believe your people would much worse for us if you were our neighbor.
>Portuguese is nowhere close to English compared to Spanish, so intergration is much more difficult
>Far more violent poor people
>BROWNER
Face it. It gets worse as it goes further down the Americas.
>>72310896
she's pregnant
>>72310913
>>72310905
w-we like you too baka semper fi
>>72310913
kick your roommate out
do it now, while he's down
fucking normies and their one night stand tinder shit
>>72310913
>Update
>>72310913
what a twist
>>72310913
Classic.
Why doesn't she just get an abortion?
>>72310913
This isn't me.
>>72310896
That was my thought. Now I have to spend tomorrow with some girl until he gets home from work.
>>72310930
>>72310937
>>72310940
>>72310941
oh sorry guys, I'm not that guy
I'm just assuming
>""""normies""""
i said this before and I will say it again, frail french women are a limited global resource that must be heavily guarded at all costs
>>72310952
it was her plan all along
women actually do this.
get in the truck kike boi
you won't be comin back
>>72310958
Fuck her while he's working.
>>72310913
i wish i were a father already 2bh, im sure i would be a gr8 father someday
>>72310854
wtf i love czech republic now
>>72310937
never seen this edit before.
bretty good.
>>72310961
>hating h3h3
wow ethan, great moves keep it up!
buuuuuuuu duuuuuuuuuu nnuuuuuuuuu bu du nu uh
BAAAA LLLAAAAA DOOO DAAA DOOOO DOO
BAAA LAAA DOOO DAA DOO REE ROO DOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CItbPcO0bqw
>kikes
>human
lower than dogs, lower than rats.
>>72310980
I'm way to awkward around people I don't know.
I wouldn't do that to him either. That's petty.
>>72310961
I'm alarmed that with all the edits I see of the back to the future poster, I never see people change the license plate.
>>72310987
w-would you deport my kind? my people?
>>72311024
how about this one
>>72311001
Hila looks so middle eastern is not funny.
put your head in the noose, kike
>>72310970
>limited global resource
Mostly because they are on course to be extirpated from France. Pic related shows shows a certain genetic predisposition present only in non-European populations. The percentages roughly indicate which are the at least partial non-white births.
RIP France
>h3h3
>after it went from harmless channel making fun of shit to constant drama bullshit
have a nice night
remember to never trust a kike
remember kikes are not human
>>72311040
Ah, there we go.
>>72311041
I mean, I guess she is the variant of Jewish people that look more tan/med than pale/slavic, whatever group that is
>>72311055
I will literally accept all frail french female refugees into my guest room
>>72311079
I am a simple man
>>72311083
thank you for reminding us of the holocaust. so much anti-semitism is floating around nowadays and the world needs to be reminded of how much struggle the jews have faced. thank you, seriously, thank you. may the holocaust never be forgotten
>>72311111
>>72311111
Fucking waste.
>>72311111
mizrahi, nice number.
favorite movie
>>72311157
>speciesm is bad lmao
>>72311137
wasted him indeed. checking the czech's hate into place know what I'm m-friggin saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
>>72311157
all I remember is that part where the rabbit says something completely inoffensive and the fox chimps out and tells her to go back to the rabbit hole and she did, but he was supposed to be the sensible one
otherwise pretty good tbqh
Man, WTF, my friends are super normies but apparently they are all watching Ranma 1/2 right now.
No problem for me since is all good.
>>72311111
wasted
>>72311111
q traes pendejo jajaj
>>72311111
no lei una sola palabra pero alto post macho
>>72311190
you're right
they could have made the "Dass rayciss" moment more convincing
>>72311157
hijo esta bien rica la coneja
>>72311245
hijo siempre que vengo me la pones
>>72311239
siktir git amcık
>>72310981
Are you me
>>72311245
I miss joto so much bros
>>72310839
>>i feel
opinion discarded, nerd
>>72311266
eso q pendejo
give me something to draw
I'm in a bad way /cum/
haven't been to a certain class in over a week, the next exam is coming up. haven't been to another certain class in even longer, been avoiding it because I didn't do an essay. I can turn the essay in whenever but I still haven't started. my other classes I've been going to but I feel so lost in them anyway.
>>72311310
>>72311310
mexicants getting deported
>>72311310
me fucking your waifu
pic related is me
>>72311310
go full fangirl and draw us all together in a cozy coffee shop having a great discussion :)
>>72311310
>>72311316
Like a snowball forming downhill, anon
>>72311316
>doesn't say the class
in the past, I've sometimes gone to classes 3-4 times (1 week), and just skipped the rest of the lectures and still passed. It really depends on the class though.
what. classes.
>>72311310
THIS >>72311330
/cum/ cafe
>>72311330
>cum
>great discussion
How do we destroy the government and seize the means of production?
>>72311310
Kanna(left) with an AK
>>72311379
start with the rich jews
>>72311379
By supporting the independence of the Dakotan Empire with me, Emperor Pahá Sápa I, as it's head
>>72310179
>be a fuckboi
>do unironic fuckboi shit
>wtf girls are bullshit
>wow I fucking hate girls now im a neglected masterpiece and so are these other guys on this /r9k/ place
>Americans call Bank Machines "ATMs"
>>72311442
We do too.
>>72311414
You're a faggot, and both current Dakotas were part of Minnesota territory.
>>72311333
he better deliver
Alright, I'm tired. Gonna go to bed and when I wake up these commies and obvious first-timers better be gone.
>canadians call the magic money dispensers "bank machines"
>>72311442
ATM
Automated Teller Machine
>>72311442
Automated Teller Machines
how is that not a beast name
what do you call them? money givers? dispensers?
>>72311353
really easy ones which makes it even worse seeing as how I'm pathetic enough to be doing shit in them
>>72311284
my parents get divorsed when i was 12 years old
>>72311442
we use both names dumb ass
>>72311476
ABM
>>72311438
i just talk them in real life you sperg lord, or message them on fb to hang out, texting is for fags
>>72311476
assburgers teller machine
>>72311442
>invent automatic teller machine
>call it by it's name through acronym
>commonwealth nations feel the need to use silly british sounding names for everything
>moon time outside money box
>>72311459
East River is West Minnesota desu
It's still ours though so neener neener in your peener!
Keep playing with my donger buds
>>72311489
ABM...
'B's in acronyms are reserved exclusively for 'Black' and 'Ballistic'. ANything else sounds ridiculous
>>72311459
that map doesn't include that lit bit north of the 49 that isn't reachable by land in america
>>72311502
>he doesn't realize every Anglophonic cunt calls it ATM except for Canada and parts of Britain
>>72311491
Counterpoint: messaging on fb is for fags.
>>72311525
at least we don't lose pur separated land to Greenland
heh
mighty big (you) collection I got here. gonna come in handy when the (you)pocalypse rolls about
TayTay
>befriend old people at brerakfast joint
>now I have to interact with them every time I get breakfast
is friendliness a meme?
>>72311549
this
>>72311548
>Anglophonic
>queens english
rate my gf
>>72311574
How did you ever think that was a good idea bud
>>72311575
>>72311549
should i use a carrier pigeon? i dont pay for a phone plan
>>72311581
Fockin gross m8
>>72311590
You don't have a cell phone, but you have facebook?
>>72311471
there's only 5 banks in canada, they're so big that the atm is often owned by them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-label_ABMs
>>72311585
I like talking to older people because a lot of the time we ignore them, but if you befriend them in places where you go regularly, you always have to talk to them or it looks like you're just ignoring them. they either ramble on or have nothing to talk about. a select few have some cool news to report, but most don't
>>72311590
i have a phone that I use instead of an ipod 2bh
>>72311574
Respect your elders, they are pillars of the community. Absorb the decades of knowledge they have to share so they don't take it with them to the grave.
>>72311581
Her tits were better than I expected
>>72311611
last time i checked it was free
its my only way of staying in contact with people i know from highschool and college
>>72311624
mate look at that booty
10/10 IMO
>>72311502
>invent automatic teller machine
no
>The first modern ATM was an IBM 2984 and came into use at Lloyds Bank, Brentwood High Street, Essex, England in December 1972.
>>72311615
I mean you're probably making their day at least
Hello
>>72311638
I guess that's one way to cut off 50$ a month.
>>72311509
tfw haven't been to newton hills in years
I used to eat lunch there with my mom when I was young. really enjoyed that
>>72311620
they tell me how much pain they're in, how their kids are doing, how their older family members are dying, and how much they drink
real talk, if this sounds arrogant, I'm sorry, but I feel like I can't learn that much from them. "Work hard", "take risks", "don't strain your back too much", "save money", "rely only on yourself" etc. It's all motivational poster stuff I can guess in my head. sorry if that sounds assholish. I respect them but I don't learn much from them
>>72311680
i never even had data, my old plan was like 20 bucks a month for unlimited talk and text
>>72311656
What kind of Mexican are you anyways? You always like the white girl booty, you are supposed to like ample latina culo.
>>72311681
could have sworn that was cape cod for a sec
>>72311666
what did he mean by those
>ConfusedAngel.ping
>>72311707
plastic bimbo
>$90 cell phone bill
>1GB of data, 200 minutes + Canada wide calling & call display
why is everything so goddamn expensive, fuck you Bell
>>72311687
ask the proper questions
Why is Rhode Island so based?
>>72311687
No that's fine, some old people are boring as fuck. We should still treat them well.
>>72311718
Sorry I'm mildly intoxicated
Just keep it up and keep em happy duder
>>72311746
>Republicans blue
>Democrats magenta-reddish
What did he mean by this?
old people should engage in the anime and video games communities
>>72311734
you're getting screwed over
>>72311734
Because of the big 3 monopoly.
>>72311784
It'll be interesting as autists get older
Right now sites like 4chan are the young mans world but I doubt many of us will grow out of it
I'll be shitposting at a nursing home
>>72311743
like how do I fire a musket?
>>72311753
agreed. I'm really glad I befriend them and enjoy my time with them, and some want me to send them letters to update them on my life. I guess it can just be a drag sometimes to have to force conversation on them every single morning if I got nothing to say
>>72311781
Fits better for international comparisons (especially with Commonwealth and European countries) and is the color scheme used by Dave Leip.
>>72311784
A lot of old people are vary wary of the Japanese.
My grandmothers husband is your typical PC lefty until it comes to the sneaky jappos
>>72311790
hmmm
>>72311784
rip grumpyjiisan
you'll forever be missed
>>72311707
im obssesed with whiteness and people rating me i guess
>>72311821
>old people are vary wary of the Japanese
Had an extended family member who fought in Burma in WWII, hated the Japs with a passion.
>>72311809
Autism didn't exist as a diagnosis until the 1940s and wasn't widely diagnosed until the latter half of the 20th century. It'll be interesting as a large population of autists start to populate nursing homes.
>>72311809
i hope to attain a lifestyle one day where I'm more engaged in the real world and don't have to come back here
>>72311847
nothing wrong with liking white women, trying to imagine yourself as white is a little weird though imo
I wouldn't do that if I were u
>>72311818
like what would you do of you were young again or shit like that,or some regrets he had
>>72311847
This is what my gov't says about Mexico
>The subtleties of race in Mexico are tightly woven into class-ism. The rich and powerful in this country have historically been whiter-skinned, while indigenous people have long been oppressed. The idea of the rich, white Mexican is almost as strong as the stereotype of the rich, white foreigner. Stereotypes regarding non-Caucasian foreigners are not as prevalent, however, regardless of where you come from.
>In terms of ethnicity, social standing or race can affect the respect one commands in the workplace.
>>72311855
>It'll be interesting as a large population of autists start to populate nursing homes.
>different wings of nursing homes for different board users
>reddit gets their own nursing home across the street we occasionally invade and smear shit all over
>>72311885
I know you're right, but god those questions are depressing because I know I can't really do them. I'm going to be in school for quite a while... maybe get out when I'm nearly 30
>>72311887
>Grandpa, where were you in the Great Meme War?
>max volume on piece of shit laptop
>so loud it almost makes my eardrums implode
>use the same headphones on $2k computer
>max volume is too quiet and I can't get fully torqued
one of you nerd wanna explain this fucking bullshit
also fuck kikes
>>72311915
GOD DAMNIT CZECH WE WENT OVER THIS
>>72309710
>>72309747
>>72309819
>>72309901
>>72309950
>>72310062
>>72311907
In great grandmas basement.
>were you a hero?
No, but I fought in the company of heroes.
I'm gonna buy Skyward Sword and NOBODY CAN STOP ME
>>72311937
different question entirely, jew
>>72311943
my dad cried a little during that scene
>>72311952
oh no, I'm not a jew
when I enter my race in the census, I check 'other' and write 'manlet'
TANTA CARNE Y YO CHIMUELO
>>72311943
GRANDPA
WERE
YOU
A HERO
DURING THE WAR
>nah son cause we liberated those fucking faggot kikes when we shoulda let the sons of bitches starve
>>72311979
MI VAGINA
>>72311907
>>72311978
>I'm not a jew
Nigger? Spic? Curry Niger? Mudslime?
found pics of the grandpa in germany
him and the boys are holding a fawn
>>72312016
you need to use more respectful language. your ways are drole and unwelcome in this board of peace and happiness.
and if you are wondering, I am a chibi.
>keep thinking I'm feeling little bugs crawling all over me in bed
>always see little spiders in the bathroom and living room
>bump I've had for a couple of days on my hand is clearly a spider bite now
what the fuck do I do
Someone make a new bread or ill make it about Cara.
>>72312042
yeah i've got a problem with jews too
good night cum
may i never wake
midwest has the least shit people imo
west coast has the worst