Why are Europeans so bad at cheese?

>>72305014
Why are they bad at everything desu.

>smear ripened
that sound kind of grim. bacteria from the cheesemakers wifes fanny?

Europe on suicide watch

>americans can't produce their own penis cheese

>>72305718
I can

>>72305718
Neither can Somalis, which must break your heart, Sven.

>>72305014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Burgers says hilarious silly things sometimes.

>>72306797
Daily reminder that our wine beats yours too.

>>72306797
t. second best wine

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>>72306830
yeah yeah, mister freedom fries, if you say it of course it must be true, burgers are know for their huge intelligence and huge knowledge about cultures and stuff outside of their homeland.

i'm forced to agree after all, if you make some hollywood movies pretending some ethnicity is not white or some historical event was resolved because of your legendary courage, well it must be true BECAUSE DAS COOLZ MOVIES LULZ EXPORTATION MERCHANDISING MASSMEDIAS LULZ
THE ETERNAL ANGLOS DECIDE THE OPINIONS OF EVERYONES LULZ

>>72306797
t. didn't even make the list

>>72306852
Whoa there buddy boy, California > Portugal > Argentina > Spain > Italy > France

>>72306927

SEETHING

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>>72306927
its ok m8, californian fertile soil and perfect climate are just superior to depleted french wastelands, you never really had a shot tbqh

>>72306927
t. worse cheese than USA
t. worse cheese than Swiss
t. worse cheese than the Dutch

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>>72305591
>>72305640
>>72305718
>>72306797
>>72306927
>European damage control
Kek, go pray to Allah and worship Jamal as he rapes your girlfriend/wife/sister/mom.

>>72308362
t. clueless