Fate edition.
cara
>>72299326
oh fuck off you saddo
>>72299315
Signum best girl
>>72299326
Amazing post
>>72299326
ah yes, FAS
>>72299315
>>72299326
7 seconds, good lord
Cromwell was a hero the monarchy is absolute shit
Well lads, gf just hit me with the 'ol 'maybe were just not right for each other'. Fantastic.
S O P H I E
O
P
H
I
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I wish girls liked shy/quiet men
emily
DISLIKE matching with unannounced trannies and transexuals on tinder
>>72299426
nobody disagrees lad
except paddies and unironic monarchists ha ha
I am back
>>72299431
How did you do that?
well?
>you will never be a British squaddie in 1970s Belfast oppressing nationalists by day and having illicit liasions with Catholic girls by night
>>72299368
All of them are good.
when did /brit/ get so bland?
hasn't been a good doxxing in a while
>>72299490
>trannies and transexuals
>>72299552
yeah i'm sure that happened
the gf
>>72299458
Pipe down fag, self pity is disgusting
>>72299558
what was the last good doxxing? mark?
>dude, just be more outgoing and confident
>>72299551
but may was pro-remain
going to leicester uni next september
in other words, i'm pretty much a lifelong leicester supporter so i'm feeling quite emotional right now
>>72299558
Too many lazy cunts now.
>>72299566
Do you not know the difference?
You can give it a Google if you need
>>72299589
shut up
>>72299636
bare brown qts
Tesco man's been. Not one substitution. Didn't get beer and there's only 4 left though. Looks like I'll be off to Sainsbury's later tonight.
4 Guinness for £4.50.
the gf just sent me this on Windows Live Messenger
>>72299551
what referendum did she overrule
>>72299611
guy at the back looks ugly from that ugly but looks handsome in the other one that gets posted. interesting.
>>72299636
how do you like your curry
don't worry they'll have all kinds
>>72299611
These guys are fucking cookie cutters. Bet the poofs weigh sub 300lbs
>>72299703
>>72299703
>the other one that gets posted.
this photo? It's not the same people.
>>72299553
Signum and Hayate are my two favourite girls but Fate is also a good choice. I should watch Nanoha again since there is a new series coming soon.
>All of them are good
Even the healer girl who was completely useless when it came to everything relating to medical and healing?
https://www.fb.com/jadeleighmusic/videos/1417069698332568/
one of the normies form school uploaded this lads
>>72299552
*gets kneecapped*
>>72299732
>jay does a wee in the bushes while silent bob keeps an eye out
>>72299737
me in the back benching a solid five kilograms
>subtly poke fun at annoying friend by imitating them
>nobody gets it and thinks I'm just being annoying too
Jokes on them I was only pretending hahahah
Tfw too intelligent to make jokes
How's it foing?
lmao fuck the eu more like the peeu lmao
>>72299746
yeah it is
tiger hat and sunglasses at lesat
Did you keep in contact with anyone from your secondary or did you immediately cut off all forms of contact with people from your year that you knew?
>>72299838
Nope.
Normies are such unoriginal drones, so it's easy to see how you made the mistake.
The mandem would not last in the slums of west Belfast the same way the Irish wouldn't last in the east of london
>wearing glasses despite having perfect vision
do these people really exist?
>>72299746
Yes it is
>>72299692
how i get a brown gf?
>>72299877
I moved across the world with someone from my year
>>72299877
Yeah I still see 2 lads and I usually say hi and have a chat if I see anyone from secondary around town or uni.
>>72299828
my friend can make me look weird in any social context, and even reference to me and others that he's doing so on purpose, yet nobody else realises it
i find that much funnier than this post
Thinking about establishing a radical centrist party in Lithuania
>>72299835
pee-yew
>>72299877
I bailed on my best mates 18th saying I had blood poisoning and shortly afterwards left the country.
Pretty sure they think I'm dead
>>72299897
>Normies are such unoriginal drones
Unlike /brit/ ey? It's like groundhog day here. Even got that NZ spastic trying to repeat his one gimmick
>>72299958
Suck your mum
>>72300008
ah yes, a normie pleb
>>72299552
My father shot squaddies and not a catholic woman in the north of Ireland would socialise with the British military scum
The world needs to show the UK the respect it deserves
>work tomorrow
ah yes, love work me
oh no wait I hate it
Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in "a net"? And dump her in the sea!
>work
what is that?
>>72299877
I was still in regular contact with about 4 of my close school friends up until about 3 months ago when they stopped talking to me. Left school about 7 years ago. Really don't know If i can be arsed trying to reestablish the friendship, we only used to talk about the old times and we like mainly different things now.
Currently listening to old jihadic nasheeds from the iraq war lads
>>72299767
I say good but it's more like I don't mind her, it's just one of those series where I don't have a character that I can't stand, like with GJ-bu. I might go rewatch it myself soon, I still haven't seen Vivid as well and it came out like what, over a year ago now.
WHAT
>>72299421
NEED a Tay gf
>Goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes, who was sent to prison for killing his ex-girlfriend and feeding her to his dogs, has signed for Brazilian second division club Boa Esporte
wew
>>72299552
>He doesn't realise that Catholic girls actively shot British squaddies
Shh lads nobody tell him
anyone remember this game?
played it in school
*suffers a heart attack and passes away shortly after*
gordon brown's metal fist
>>72300193
>tfw he jokingly told her to give him a blowy and she was horny enough to do it, looking round to see if anyone was watching and then sucking his knob
>tfw i will never experience this
Thoughts?
>>72299877
went to sixth form, then cut off contact
>>72300193
a willy
>>72300239
dumb oaf
>>72300162
*whistles Successmaker theme song*
Started ironing my shirt the night before work, rather than in the morning I'll be wearing it
It's going well so far
Got a second date, but can't use alcohol as a social crutch.
BRICKING IT.
>>72300270
oy vey this is highly racist goy
i just want a gf who i won't be embarrassed to be seen in public with
>>72299877
3 lads from secondary school are my only friends desu.
>>72300270
He's right. Islam has no place in Europe. We do not want it here.
>>72300270
GOOD LAD
REMINDER that Iranians are, statistically, whiter than yanks.
bring back blair
>Islam has no place in Europe. We do not want it here
spotted a paki, lads>>72300386
my bfs
Business idea: cowboy video game that doesn't suck
>He's right. Islam has no place in Europe. We do not want it here.
>>72300378
Wrong but she's cute so I'll let slide this time
>>72300378
>tfw no political persian gf
Gotta second date but can't use bricks as a social crutch
>bring back blair
>>72300368
>we
speak for yourself you povvo scum
islam has a place in europe
islam is a religion of peace
some of my best friends are muslim
what would happen if you needed surgery but the muslim surgeon was kicked out because of you and there is no one to do it now?
>>72299551
fake news
Turkey should be expelled from NATO and bombed until the Turkish beast is eradicated
who got >>72222222
>>72300425
*pictures john marston riding into mexico for the first time while the music is playing*
fuck off mate, red dead was god tier
>>72300500
Don't hover it over it lad, I took a screencap.
>>72300462
>>72300431
all these pakis on /brit/
Lay a brick, what you mean right here, in front of all these people?
>>72300462
>muslim surgeon
Reddit deaddit revolveddit
>>72300500
>Turkey should be expelled from NATO and bombed until the Turkish beast is eradicated
>>72300543
They have to go back
I need a close-up image of Rosy, asking for a friend.
>>72300562
>.gif
fuck off
>>72300462
Shall we have a referendum? Would be hilarious seeing the result when 80% of the voters want that fucking filth gone.
>>72300590
pay up piggy
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>>72300378
love persian women
>>72300425
what was wrong with RDR?
>guinness, the most irish drink in the world, has their hq in london
HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
*fuses with you*
>>72300270
Legend
>>72300556
*performs hijamah on you*
>>72300543
you forgot your epic meme arrows haha
>>72300662
Arthur Guinness was a massive Unionist though.
>>72300662
>the most irish drink in the world
>saxons actually believe this
>>72300702
sniffing glue again, paki?
>>72300625
Really nice body tbf absolute shame about the face
She has a very good figure, does she go to the gym? I doubt it
Playing the Battlefield DLC, I didn't know WWI was so fun
>>72300731
alri then paddy what is
>islam is a religion of peace
eating a choc ice
You can't stick your tongue out and look downwards at it. Go on, try it!
>>72300759
yeah they had a great time desu
history books? fake news
>>72300760
The blood of Slain Saxon Scum™
lads what shoes do men wear in the spring/summer?
I have boots that I love for fall and winter. But never know what to wear in the spring.
>>72300764
Fuck off back to your containment general you runt
Job: you must kill one person every day or you will be killed. Pay is $1mil USD/day
Take the job?
>>72300807
>Saxon Scum
>saxon's cum
bit gay that
>>72300760
catholic priest's cum
choon tbqh ngl la
https://youtu.be/HsbkPDeC3tI
>>72300839
Clever boy
Do not engage.
Interesting Tim updates
>kids banging in the upstairs flat all the time
>someone is pranking him pretending to be offering him the chance to audition for a film in LA
>oxford health are scheduling more appointments for him
>he revealed his new address in today's videos
>he revealed he is jewish in today's videos
fucking love jam lads
Latvians > Aussies
>>72300835
Are there consequences to the killing?
>>72300895
pair it with some yogurt la
>>72300900
This latvian is an anime spamming nonce who has ruined /balt/+/ausnz/
>>72300835
Yeah
>>72300889
>>someone is pranking him pretending to be offering him the chance to audition for a film in LA
>>oxford health are scheduling more appointments for him
>>he revealed he is jewish in today's videos
Very exciting developments imo.
>>72300889
you fucking oddball
>>72300835
Isn't that the premise of the Image comic Kill or Be Killed?
>>72300894
why are you cheating on me with /brit/ reeeeeeeeeeee
>>72300760
kilkenny red or jameson
Bring back Socialist Latvia and gulag this runt
>>72300930
bit of danish strawberry or maybe some lime marmalade
made a new vid lads
>>72300976
potatoes?
>>72300987
Show us then.
>Tfw Latvian heritage
>>72300941
And you've ruined /brit/. Now fuck off, you Abo shitskin cunt
just dunked a carrot in peanut butter and ate it cos i had no bread. was pretty good ngl
>>72300941
They should learn from us and have an equilibrium between different posters tbqh.
>>72301003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMRuOhPJLI8
>tim is jewish
Need the goyim out of business sunshine
>>72301011
I am one of the best posters to ever grace /brit/ with my prescence
really like latvia desu
looks very cosy
>>72300860
cont.
https://youtu.be/D_P-v1BVQn8
>>72300985
yum. some fresh fruits, nuts, honey!! ggaaaahhhh
>>72300976
best ussr flag imo
>>72301064
no fuck off
I'm a reasonable man, get off, get off, get off my case
>>72301046
According to the few pakis on here. Everyone else fucking hates Aussies
>>72301037
>all those long arse videos
Jesus that's a spanner if I ever saw one.
should I shave? am I ugly?>>72301064
>>72301049
Been meaning to make a pilgrimage out there to the city where my grandparents used to live but yeah, it looks awesome, doesn't look entirely overrun by tourists either like the looks of Paris, Madrid, London, etc.
>>72301093
I can assure you that you're wrong
Filter are move on lads
Im gay lads
>>72301128
>tfw looking at cosy photographs of balt
*flirts with the Janitor *
>>72301134
Nope. You're utterly despised. Fuck off to your own general, you boring braindead unfunny piss bucket
Janny on the case
>>72300835
do you get to choose who you kill?
>>72301189
*informs HR*
based janny
when ya havent brushed ya teeth since saturday morning because you did a load of mdma and gurned so hard you chewed your own tongue and cheeks and cant brush your teeth without severe pain
If there's anything worse than JFs, it's JFs who use fucking tripcodes, Jesus.
>>72301168
gay twat
>>72301201
No, that's not true. Like I said I'm one of the best posters in /brit/
Best recent movie? asking for a mate
about to crack open an easter egg
>>72301252
I don't mind tripfags when they at least contribute instead of shitposting, I guess their post accountability doesn't matter to them.
>>72301271
yeah if i remember you're that lad that makes pretty good posts.
good to have you mate
>>72301168
We know Janny, we know
>I await your orders sir
What do?
>>72301343
bend over love
*unzips*
pay up piggies x
>>72301271
You're a boring shitposter who get incredibly upset when people don't laugh at your desperate attempts to be funny. It's why only the pakis like you
>>72301171
Looks even more cozy in the snow.
>Tfw you'll never marry a Latvian girl and settle in the countryside, living as a woodsman
>>72301294
I was going to watch Train to Busan tonight but I can't be arsed.
>>72301343
could you make me a welsh rarebit please
after that could you put my washing in the washing machine?
then when you're done, you can take the day off and I'll pay you for the full day
>>72301057
https://youtu.be/hL2c3d4wbRU
>>72301365
Give me the basic gestalt on that aussie lad.
what exactly did jontron say? only know he does video game youtube shit but i understand he's pretty famous in those circles
>>72301365
Once gain you're wrong
>>72301294
going to watch Look Who's Back tonight I think
>>72301407
he said the literal truth
might trip up lads
*dies of dysentery*
>>72301407
Don't follow youtubers but /pol/ will have a thread about it if he said anything controversial.
he's right. aussies add nothing interesting to this general. they're just boring shitposters. wish they'd fuck off.
>>72301407
mentioned something about black people committing more crime and people got a little upset
>>72301060
I like the Lithuanian one too
Shame about Georgia fucking up the pattern with a red hammer and sickle
Best recent movie (in English)? asking for a mate
>>72301409
>aussie cannot handle the truth
Time you sulked off back to your own general.
>>72301463
Admit that you're wrong lad, I am objectively the greatest poster to ever arrive in /brit/
Needs more normies
>>72301447
*attends your funeral*
F
yewtree when?
>>72301461
Crimson Tide
>>72301454
but thats just a fact
>>72301495
>>72301461
Quite liked Split 2bh
>>72301511
To me, to you
but seriously didn't they save someone from rolf harris or something
This Latvian has truly BTFO of this aussie lel
>>72301511
need a quick rundown on these two
>>72301547
>but seriously didn't they save someone from rolf harris or something
Interesting, tell me more lad.
Ratatouille was pretty good
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
>>72301529
He said rich black people commit more crime than poor whites which seems a little bit dubious to me
>>72301578
*snipes you*
nothin personnel kiddo
>>72301511
To me, to yew*
missed that opportunity..
>>72301570
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dave-lee-travis-victim-tells-3047406
dave lee travis it was
all the good aussies stopped posting here like ed and jordan
now the remaining posters are fucking awful with phimo sitting here all day and night
>>72300502
>>72300659
it's boring
ess jay doubleweys
>>72301407
>Colonialism was a benefit to Africa
>Black people inherently commit more crime due to genetics, not socio economic factors
>America is committing "demographic suicide" through immigration
>>72301643
This guy never stayed up for the Tom Green raids.
>>72301643
huh...
>>72301539
>>72301516
>>72301368
Just remembered I got a free trial for amazon prime but thanks 4 da sugests l4ds
>>72301631
Based Chuckle brothers desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleE--HDBiU
>>72301631
>She said the Top of the Pops presenter molested her when she dropped off a prop for his performance and her ordeal only ended when comedy duo The Chuckle Brothers walked past the half open door and one of them called out: “All right, Dave?”
hmm
>pooham
>>72301643
How uninspiring
Enjoying one of these little Grocery Gems right now.
>>72301634
stop sucking aussie cock lad
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/most-europeans-want-muslim-ban-immigration-control-middle-east-countries-syria-iran-iraq-poll-a7567301.html
can't wait until sheeds start getting deported
Apologize to latvian right now janitor
>>72301779
Merely posting in /brit/ is an act of subservience to us since, as I've said many times before, we are the lifeblood and backbone of this general
>>72301781
We live and hope.
*blocks your path*
Do not engage with flags that aren't red white and blue.
>>72301827
*barges right through you*
>>72301848
FOY
>>72301781
deluded oligarchical lefties who think they know best for everyone wont let that happen though.
what the point of the hwndu protest
Kneel before me
>>72301867
Gf must be really busy haha
>>72301909
what was the outcome of that btw?
>>72301900
go back to /lat/ you little cunt
housemate bought bought butter chicken from the indian takeaway and it was really nice. so rich and creamy.
how do i cook that? what do they put in it?
Remember when comedians were supposed to be funny and not prattle on about political shit?
so janjan u gonna ban me or what
>>72301970
would quite like the .png template of tim
Baltic anons, how do I get a Balt gf?
>>72301980
Rich cream.
>>72301995
>>72301980
Butter
>>72302040
Good lad, cheers
>be tall
>be baltic
>have good teeth
>>72302062
Which Baltic country has the best girls?
*informs Behind the Meme about Timposting*
thank god you suburban retards are isolated here in this general
>>72300378
جیلی خوب
Reading about the Mirror's cookie policy
>>72302019
be rich and not ugly
>>72302019
Mods aren't allowed to ban this runt because he pays gookmoot 10 measly dollar a year. That slant eyed bastard needs to go
alri
>>72302062
I bet I'm taller than you
>>72302157
Just ignore him for now like everyone else lad.
morning lads
doing a sex fantasy involving the girl who works at the nearby tesco express. the last 3 times shes served me, she's made a mistake either with the change or the scanning, do i make her nervous?
i actually found her on facebook just from her fairly common first name. looked up her on the electoral roll and she isn't listed, what an utter troglodyte.
>>72302166
hahaha ok
tell me how tall and ill post a pic of my height kn my medical papers
>>72301606
isn't as bad as some of theother crap he's eaten
>be baltic
bit cold out
baltic weather
I like the Latvian. Proper stirred things up on here.
>>72302201
5'8
>>72302157
dont own a pass dumb suburban anglo retard
>>72302193
I'd say you make her nervous but not because of your looks
Cutting out my ingrown toenail by myself without any painkillers because I don't want to pay £35 to go to the chiropodist.
>>72302201
6'3"
if you're taller than me then you're just freakishly tall
>>72302203
Outstanding post
>phoneposter
That explains everything.
>the Baltics still exist
>>72302260
f-fuck
>>72302274
im 199 cm
average here
fucking lost that pic of my papers baka
>>72302214
Yeah mate that's normal
>>72302237
on my way home now from vilnus
>it's a general about nothing
cheeky snap of me n the lads aha x
*sets fire to the Communists*
>>72302266
Just get pissed and then do it
>>72302351
Kek
>>72302356
you gay?
*puts baltics in the bin*
>>72302261
i bet you saved it
>>72302266
Soak your feet in hot salty water before hand mate. Softens up the nails and the skin. Makes it easy to deal with.
>>72302356
wait, where are the women?
Nice to see it catching on.
>>72302380
nah he was just there ironically haha x
>Tfw the UK is not going to exist in your lifetime
Feels fucking weird
>>72302380
no
>>72302331
ok, that's just freakishly tall, you'll have serious back problems in older age
big fan of this new gimmick with tim
>It's a show about nothing
>>72302394
Does it have to be salty? I've been doing that quite often over the last couple of weeks, but I stopped adding salt because it's my housemates and I was using it all up desu.
>>72302419
Makes me happy 2bqh
can someone swap canada with ireland in this pic tahnks x
>>72302380
>>72302426
fuck meant to post this
>>72302453
Probably can't, no
>>72302453
nah
New thread when
>>72302428
>t. manlet
lmao
6'3" is literally the REAL average here
>>72302419
Looking orward to it though.
Tbh the UK should never have been a thing. England should have just conquered and thrown that other shit into the sea.
>>72302479
same all i have is gimp and i don't know how to use it
>>72302490
foy
>>72302447
No. Hot water, or as hot as you can tolerate, will be fine.
>>72302497
I've only met one guy from the baltics afaik and he was like 5'7" so forgive me if I have trouble believing your claim
>>72302040
>>72302182
Squealing
listening to some moonman
>>72302553
Just added a shitload of salt anyway, decided I don't actually like my housemate, if I use up all the salt it serves him right for never washing up his dishes
>>72302556
>1 guy
you see the problem here?
we have the tallest women in the world
>>72302426
Gas the blacks
>>72302636
Good lad. Shit in his bed too.
laat post
>>72302941
Unlikely.
test me again
this is me at full strength
can you keep up