Mhmmmmmmmmm Edition
nigger
'nime
first for shit memes
>poor people
>>72295473
i have a use for (you)
>The restaurant's added 10 minutes to your delivery time
don't rate any of you
>>72295508
oh boy
does someone need life experience
>>72294001
>/b/
I don't trust that BJ pic
But goddamn, Justin Long has a gigantic schlong
only attracted to asians.
like is grim
Played Twister with some girls today.
Very odd, yet very fun, experience.
what do you guys do in these threads
REALLY would like a doggie with big floppy ears.
Scotts > English
>>72295600
>Justin Long has a gigantic schlong
It's fucking bang average. Christ you must be small
>>72295610
life*
>>72295600
>gigantic
You winding me up? It's sub-6 inches. It looks absolutely bog standard.
>>72295473
mmmmm
nootka
mmmmm
*uses magic to fuck his sister"
currency experiencing simultaneous benzodiazepine, opiate, and cocaine withdrawal
>>72295614
did you do any penetration?
annoying how long it takes for stuff to be shipped from japan desu
went to a carvery tonight
fucking awful. noisy, bad food. fuck it
LESTA
POST YFW DA FOXES WIN THE CHAMPIONSL EAGLE
>>72295633
>Scotts
going to do a shit then brush my teeth
back in a sec x
>>72295617
Stay a while and see
>>72295631
what is it
>>72295687
>>72295617
We discuss British culture and tradition.
/dixie/
>>72295633
>Scotts
It's quite clear you know nothing about them
>>72295676
I was playing Twister.
>>72295687
can hear the flatmate having a wank loudly
>>72295704
a lady part
my willy drips wee for ages
really annoying
:)
2016
>Lesta win the league
>Brexit wins
>Trump wins
2017
>Lesta win the Champions League
>Article 50 triggered
>Le Pen wins
>>72295748
Alri microdick
Do NOT reply to this post
>>72295748
Look at the legs of the boxers lad. They're almost as small as her knickers for fuck sake. I'm looking at a picture of his naked willy right now and it is absolutely average as FUCK. Unironically smaller than my flaccid johnson.
>>72295744
hmm seems to be a clitoris
can you eat them raw? looks like sushi tb.h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okF5gOTX9uM
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS TUNE
>>72295824
>Look at the legs of the boxers lad
Really, you mean it?
>>72295808
FUCK OFF
it's actually pronounced "flaxxid"
not many people know that
>>72295803
You forgot the Cubs winning and Ireland beating the All Blacks and the Superbowl in 2016. And also the Superbowl in 2017
>>72295835
>nigga music
No thanks.
>>72295835
hello you fucking nigger
>>72295835
>check thumbnail
>black people
>clearly made after 1990 (when black music died)
shan't be opening this
>>72295874
yanks OUT
>>72295874
No I didn't, FOY
>>72295859
I think he might actually be wearing a pair of knickers. Look at the state of those. And yes, his willy is average as fuck.
lads, take adderall for my interview?
definitely sound a lot smarter on it, but the negative aspects might outweight the poisitve.
>>72295859
small
paki
dick
>>72295869
It's pronounced "G*rm", bet you didn't know that.
Pupper
>>72295928
what are the negatives?
>>72295911
>>72295924
>>Trump wins
>FOY
>yanks OUT
What did he mean by this?
Tesco delivery coming at 9.
Will be having pastrami sandwiches in bread buns with soft cheese, sliced black olives, hot horseradish and rocket, washed down with warm Guinness.
>>72295879
>>72295884
>>72295908
rorke et al. are out in force tonight
>>72295993
thick wiggas too
Lads did you know there's something called Legacy captcha and it's way quicker than that shite standard captcha
Need to check into this place
>>72295985
they'll all be substituted
>>72295976
65th for guillotining tory scum
>>72295973
might be too high and not think coherently and collectively. also might be too chatty and shaky
>>72296021
Of course I did
>>72295993
fuck off then rasheed, /brit/ isn't a nigger music general
>>72296027
w2c coat
>>72296021
Doesn't create memes though. Not anymore, at least.
>>72295993
hey, I love black music before gangsta rap ruined it
shit dick
>>72296062
fuck off rorke, /brit/ isn't a yank post general
Business idea: communist revolution in the UK
GAS THE TAIGS
BEHEAD THE TORIES
GENOCIDE THE BOURGEOISIE
PURGE THE BLAIRITES
HANG THE DJ
>>72296030
Best not be.
>>72295344
Any girl that doesn't bin you for showing weakness must be pretty special. Honestly quite jealous.
man gets big ting (You)s in /brit/ (I run this general and have a controlling share in the majority of gimmicks) but I cannot for the life of me get (You)s on /britfeel/
/britfeel/ is a bit shit isn't it
>>72296021
>having to type more words
Fugg u
>>72296019
>>72296062
>>72296091
careful rorke, your pacemaker can't keep up
>hey, I love black music before gangsta rap ruined it
>>72296102
no it isn't, so why are you posting yank nigger music you fucking shitskin
>using rorke as an insult
kek
>>72295617
complain, wallow in self pity and express disdain about our lives, bantz
>the communist gimmick
as bad as the deano gimmick is good
>>72296107
Why would you GAS THE TAIGS in all of that?
when we call yanks burgers we're calling them bourgeoisie scum
https://youtu.be/lfYot1IsqCM
Great watch.
Moly does it again
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/841705909265006592
>Blue Star Campsis a Jewish summercampfor children ages six to sixteen.
Is Tim a kike?
All that black people music sounds the same to me desu. You should start listening to good music like Erasure, Wham! and Kylie Minogue.
Got told today that no one really ever gets excited to see me
Interesting...
>he thinks calling people 'rorke' is an insult
your daddy died in the falklands
fighting for another man's cause
and your brother he was killed in the last war
now your mother's lying at home alone
Hmm really makes you...
>>72296216
funny how the """"""intellectual"""""" rorkes tend to be outcast losers
>>72296219
*grabs your by the collar*
stop. asking. questions.
Is it worth buying an Henry off the street in London or should i got on CL?
>>72296242
t. rorke
>>72296219
FLAT SPRACKLEN SIE DEUTSCH
>>72296256
... think.
>>72296259
this post got the cogs whirring i'll tell you what
>>72296259
Not an argument.
qt
>>72296256
Perhaps he's wondering why somebody would shoot a man, before throwing him off a pier
>>72296227
Or maybe try Stevie Wonder, Chic and Marvin Gaye
JANNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
>>72296330
looks like you're packing a bit of fat there
>>72295834
nah it's a menstruation piece
>>72296361
absolute rotter
>>72296330
Gorgeous, would love to suck it and worship it and let you fuck my arse xx
>>72296388
i think she gorgeous 2bh
>>72295834
>hmm seems to be a clitoris
>he does the virgin post
>>72296428
Sara is better
>>72296428
better than non whites and disabled white people but that's it
>>72296399
>>72296330
fuck off bent twats
Pop your first name into urban dictionary and let's see if you can beat mine:
>ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
>An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
>A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.
>hmm seems to be a clitoris
>>72296472
Nah x
>>72296445
>Scottish
not a fan
>>ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
>>An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
>>A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.
girls dont actually get wet do they? it's like slang for something??
>>72296491
the girl doesn't even know what it is tbf
me
>>72296566
hello nigger
>>72296546
poor attempt at virginposting
>>72296107
good post
>>72296546
poor
>>72296474
>A big fat greasy nigger. Loves Stormzy and the latest grime beats, but not quite as much as much as stealing handbags off old women and raping white girls at knifepoint.
>Persona non grata within the Western world with a warranted low level of respect. Dark-skinned ooga booga that really aught to fuck off back 2 Africa.
>nigger
*blocks your path*
Went out with the workmates after we finished last night and they were doing virgin checks at the fucking PUB of all things, ended up getting sent into the orange juice bar in the back again. I was a fucking laughing stock in there today.
>>72296610
I'm so sorry
*pins a safety pin to /brit/*
this is a safe space x
>>72296546
vaginas are self-lubricating, this is triggered by various stimuli which should be obvious
>>72296652
*clicks on thumbnail*
how did saras presentation go
hope she's ok x
>>72296652
wonder what it's like to live in a country with more than 1 timezone ngl
me on the right
>>72296705
It makes watching sports and working at large companies very annoying
Ah yes, that feeling when you stick your hand in her knickers and she's absolutely soaking wet. Never gets old.
>>72296726
but that's a man and a man :///
Wish I had a big Brit willy
>>72296760
urm
wish sodomites would fuck off
>Ah yes, that feeling when you stick your hand in her knickers and she's absolutely soaking wet. Never gets old.
>>72296705
Gibraltar is GMT+1 so you tell me :]
wish micks would fuck off
>>72296778
*feels the overwhelming urge to send you £50 Amazon vouchers*
imagine going straight from school to work in sainsburys or something, and doing that your entire life
>>72296848
haha yeah
>>72296790
if I ever find you paddy
What the actual fuck is this law allowing employers to ban all religious symbols at work? This is 1) racist and 2) heavily discriminatory
>>72296705
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_the_United_Kingdom
We used to have multiple
>>72296842
Pay NHS footballers soldier wages then see how the Tory government bankers bonuses I Daniel Blake
lads help a girl asked for me to tell her an interesting story
pls help
reading a pink newspaper
lolwat
>>72296753
>i will never experience this
feels bad
just received this from the bf
Follow a different protagonist each episode ranging from business partner cousins Patel and Sandeep to Baby Boomers Maureen and Kenneth as they buy already inflated priced housing in poor deprived areas of the U.K. on a buy-to-let at auction.
Marvel as our heroes renovate a 2 bedroom semi detached house and convert them into 4 apartments ready to rent to "young professionals" for £850 p/cm before they sail off into the sunset and set their sights onto their next project.
Need to suck a willy so bad
wish I had a girlfriend to cuddle with sometimes...
the gf wrote a novel but can't even spell cue, bit conflicted
*wipes the sweat off mah brow*
>>72296926
Arsenal won the league in 1989 on the last game of the season against Liverpool at Anfield 0-2
>>72296926
tell her about the time you saw a pic of a kangaroo bumming a pig on 4chan
>>72296996
post pdf
Wish I wasn't such an ugly boring cunt lol
>>72296996
NEED a dutch eurodance gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dm0yyint6k
NEED an effeminate bf!!
>>72297033
not out for ages
>>72297021
mate this isn't interesting
>>72297010
are you really a burger (american)?
>a semi-autobiographical novel
>>72297021
me up top
>>72297034
this desu
me and the bf
Wtf lads was just looking in the mirror and noticed a big black spot on the underside of one of my teeth
Is that bad??? :/
>>72297067
Yee
do-do, do-do, do do-do-do
do-do, do-do, do do
They wanna get my
Felix Argyle will make any man gay
>>72297114
probably the source of all those bloody boogers
just listened to the 'UK top 50' playlist lads
it's the biggest load of turborunt trite formulaic tripe ever
it's just fucking awful, cannot fathom how normies can enjoy that 'music'
L E S T E R
E
S
T
E
R
>>72297048
NEED an upper class English gf to hunt foxes for me
>>72296566
made me thigkn
>>72297067
this is thought-provoking
>POOVILLA
what if lester get relegated and win the champions leagues?
>just listened to the 'UK top 50' playlist lads
>it's the biggest load of turborunt trite formulaic tripe ever
>it's just fucking awful, cannot fathom how normies can enjoy that 'music'
>>72296926
tell her that 17 of the biggest 35 earthquakes have occurred in chile
>>72297128
Felix is a catgirl though????
might become a commie for the laughs lads
LESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72297128
>>72297201
>draw a catgirl
>call it a boy
stop
who /just finished 5+ hour exam here/
smeg me arse, can't get me gimmicks inorder tbqh ngl la
.
.
.
later /brit/, keep it fresh etc
Frog Island reporting in
when did let the right one in come out?
I've been meaning to see it since it was released
must have been a while because there's an american remake
I wonder when tim will start the killings
>>72297201
felix is male
Can someone explain to me who Sam Harris is and what he's all about? thanks xx
>>72297151
because they don't actually consciously listen to it
neurotypicals are unconscious robotic drones, they are on autopilot 99% of their lives, that's why normals are able to listen to terrible radio stations like capital.fm that play the same 10 songs all day
aspies like myself don't have the luxury of autopilot. we have have to do everything manually and can only commit an action to the cerebellum
basically normals operate primarily via the cerebellum and autistics operate with the cerebrum
>>72297151
they like what they're subtly told to like
>match with an odd but interesting looking girl on tinder
>this is a weird name too, let me search for it on Facebook
>find their profile
>first pic has the tag #wheredatdicgo
God fucking damn it. Is it so hard for them to announce it on their tinder?
What anime are we all watching then?
>>72297383
long running comedy character from ben stiller much like alan partridge
GET IN WIMBLEDON
FRANCHISE FOOTBALL BTFO
YANKS BTFO
MODERN FOOTBALL BTFO
>>72297416
Not watched any since I finished Hibike Euphonium over a month ago.
the gf
>>72297510
looks like a twat
>>72297481
I think you might be the lad who talked to me about that, I still haven't watched it though, just been watching some older stuff.
*sits on mummy's lap*
*bursts into tears*
th-the yanks mummy, th-they're posting in my general again
>>72297510
silly bint 3/10
>tfw starting to develop some feelings for a goofy looking but big eyed asian bird
>tfw it won't go anywhere because of religious/cultural differences
hmmm ah yes
>>116628532
>>116628532
>>72297416
never watched any
marriage material
*sniffs pole after she's gone*
>>72297554
hey
>>72297510
I wonder what girls like this think of shy guys like me
>>72297668
2/10
>does the bed
>>72297600
hang your head in shame you fucking spastic
>>72297702
nothing...simply nothing at all. you don't exist in their world.
>>72297668
whats the title
>>72297702
They don't think about you at all
>>72297655
Okay.
>>72297679
alri
what are some good comedy series lads
>>72297457
THE DONS WILL PREVAIL
would you help her
>>72297837
big bang theory
BAZINGA haha isn't that what he says? love that show
>>72297910
british ones i mean
redpill me on amanda seyfried
>>72297935
lovesick for bbbc
>Be born in a first world country
>Live a long, fulfilling life full that you can proudly look back on
>Die of OLD AGE
>Have someone that will cry when you are gone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>72297877
2-0
football prevails
>>72297837
snuff box
>>72297837
Rab C Nesbitt
just realises china lured pellegrini, cannavaro, and sven
was wondering why I hadn't heard anything about them
wonder who else
>>72296652
How has this post not been deleted but the White willy was
>>72297975
Leicester are a disgusting paki team who sacked their title-winning manager.
Fuck 'em
lifelong leicester fan here
janny fuck
>arguing with some cunt on /pol/
>he stops replying
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA I WON THE ARGUMENT YOU STUPID WANKER GO AND CRY IN THE CORNER
Love it
>>72297837
THE THICK OF IT
>>72298057
fuck off racist CUNT
do you really want me to get banned anyway :3
Bit mad that the vast majority of humans throughout history lived less than 30 years and lived and died within 10 miles of their birthplace
>>72298093
He might be preparing to blow you out with an essay lad, let us know if you want him heeming.
>>72297761
>>72297770
Get in here
>>>/b/725524170
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>Yanks spell baloney: 'bologna'
>shitvilla
>>72298058
i was on about wimbeldon you knobjockey
>>72298138
Who's that supposed to be then?
What do women do in their free time?
>>72298138
it amazes me how fast /b/ still is
>>72298207
some post on /brit/
>>72298224
What kind of person posts on /b/ anymore?
>>72298058
Good lad
proto-gf is ever so slightly autistic in an adorable way
>>72298150
the annoyingly overconfident kid from my form at secondary is now a policeman
the borderline retarded kid who had fetal alcohol syndrome is a barber now? and he's not gay and even has a gf??
and the smart gay kid is now very depressed
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs
>SAMPOOLI
>>72298207
i fuck men
Sinead from Coronation Street has the worst possible British accent, absolute runt tier desu
>>72298403
she's got really pretty feet
>>72298383
What's Chad up to now?
>>72298207
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydaSfT7B7g
>>72298383
>tfw even the weird, ugly people you knew in school now have had gfs
>tfw you were pretty normal and are still a KHV
>>72298383
there were four children at your secondary?
>>72298207
take pictures of themselves
>>72298450
no there were plenty
do you want a ~150 line post?
>>72298439
the 3 chads died
2 in car crashes
1 in gang violence
>>72298403
didn't she get RICED
>>72298444
iktf
the gf ready togo out with her platonic male friends
BITTA CHORIZO
BITTA SWEET POTATO
BITTA COCONUT
IN THE MICROWAVE
FREE MINUTES
PERI PERI ON YOUR CHICKEN BREAST
UNDER THA GRIW
COCO BUTTA
IN THE PAN
ADD YER CHORIZO
ADD YER SWEET POTATO
AND THAT RIGHT THERE
IS LEAN IN FIFTEAN
saw a genuine fedora at the pub earlier lads
wish i'd taken a picture for you lot. had the hat, neckbeard, ponytail, weird black clothing, fat belly, the works
/b/ here. what the eff is this place?
>>72298574
corr
>>72298606
medal's in the post
what does rorke even mean
>>72298324
/sp/ is fucking cancer
only care about the top 6 and have never been a game in their lives
>>72298606
please tell me he vaped
>>72298649
rasheed
>>72298649
rorksheed
>>72298383
gay kid became a v.good hairdresser/stylist
rugby playing cocky twat who no one liked went to sandhurst
popular but not very academically gifted nigger is doing a masters
few sound lads got sent to jail for b & e
few moved to Australia and look like they're living the life
>MY GOD FRODO BAGGINS. You're a loose canon but you know how to get results
the gf
just got linked here from r/unitedkingdom
what's up guys
>>72298649
rashorke
>medal's in the post
>>72298755
hey dude :D
>>72298675
didn't see him vape but he smelt odd
>>72298755
Post boobs...for science!
>>72298589
>this cunt bangs rosie jones
>>72298895
>rosie jones
used to wank to her a lot
leicester are actually going to win the champions league
>>72298895
say it ain't so
she was a Front magazine wank regular back in the day
>>72298895
love a bit of rosie
>Damn, I was just one day off from retirement
>it's a "school I went to ends up in the news again for being shit" episode
ah yes very good
>>72298589
Hope this cunt gets cancer.
>>72298954
Damn, Sara looks like THAT now?
>>72298895
mirin' calves tbf
wish i was a cute woman
/B/ JUST EXPOSED SARA'S NUDES
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>72295611
good taste
>>72299026
SHAN'T
>>72299026
come back when they have rosy's
>>72299026
link a lad up
>>72299315
>>72299315
>>72299315
new thread
/brit/ is slow tonight
>>72299330
we're all in here
>>>/b/725524170
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