>be american >mum chops your dick off

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>Americans put their foreskins in the fridge

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>>72289772
>Be brit
>His ancestors colonized most of the world and their cuisine is still shit

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>rabbi drinks the american's blood penis from a red cup

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>Americans wear shoes when they shower
>Americans wear swimming shorts when they take a bath

@72289860
what a shit reply people, for the life of me i could not have thought of a shittier reply and i am VERY imaginative
absolutely tragic

>be American
>have penis cut
>number one nation

>Americans start to stop cutting of the penis
>America is starting to no longer be number one

Correlation I think not.

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>be brit
>dad cuts your clit off

>>72289965
You have to go back to PEДДИT

>that tfw when no gf

i'm circumcised and i still have problems with smegma
literally what was the fucking point

>>72290307
Wash your dick everyday

I haven't had smegma since I was like 13

>>72290307
>>72290377
>smegma
literally never in my entire life
wash your fucking cocks you goddamn grotty cunts

>>72289860
>be canadian
>be the punchline of the earth

>>72290377
>>72290489
I clean it off, it's just that circumcision is supposed to "solve" the problem

>>72290548
Sue them.

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>be American
>your money is put into the yank wank bank
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jessica-farrar-mans-right-to-know-masturbation-fine-texas-abortion-law-emission-a7626441.html

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>>72290036
pretty good. applies here too

why do americans snip their tip?

Americans keep their shoes on for a compensation.

>>72290548
no, circumcision was invented by religious fags to avoid masturbation

>>72291370
to feed the jewish overlords

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>>72289772
>Bee British
>have teeth like OP

>>72291414
And we appreciate you goys

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>>72291370
It's a real mystery honestly.

I think in large part it was due to that crazy cornflakes cunt that was anti masturbation and thought choppin ya cock would dissuade boys from havin a pull

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>>72291561

I'm glad they cut my penis :)

>>72292698
good goy, it's not like you had a choice anyway :)

>>72290036
>>72291352

?!

Explain

>>72292814
Muslim joke. Only doomed countries will understand.

>>72292814
muzzies chop clits off their daughters to keep 'em pure, brits and frogs are currently experiencing cultural enrichment from some very diverse countries

>>72290548
>it's just that circumcision is supposed to "solve" the problem
It's not. It's a blatant lie. Circumcision solves literally no problems, it only creates new ones.

>>72291183
This.

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Thank goodness I'm a CHI so Mr Goldberg didn't snip my tip

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>>72289772
> she puts it in a freezer

>>72290511
That hurt friend :^(

>>72290548
Wow you must feel really cut about that

>>72290036
kek

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>>72289772
>be american baby
>suck mummy's teets
>love mummy so much
>she goes to the kitchen drawer
>here the sound of metal screeching
>she has a cleaver in hand
>"above the toes and above the knees"
>"what my baby uses when he pees"
>"netanyahu commands and I obey"
>"what's between your legs must go away"

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>>72297880

I was circumcised closer to my teen years so I know exactly what I am missing.

>>72299067
You were old enough to tell people to go fuck themselves. No excuse.

>>72299112
I didn't know I was being circumcised.

>>72299280
how didn't you know, wtf?

>>72299433
Mummy drugged his milk, didn't realise til it was too late.

>>72299433
They told him it was a handjob but as soon as he closed his eyes they brought up the knife

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(((Americans)))

>>72299433
No one told me.

>>72299694
so you didn't get confused when they asked you to take your pants down?

or how about when they brought a knife to your dick?

are you dense
they must really put shit in the american tapwater fucking a

>>72299756
I was wearing a gown and I was gassed before the operation.

>>72299871
>hey sweetie we're going to the hospital and you're getting some surgery done
>alright I guess, hook me up senpai

>>72299914
It was a clinic, not a hospital, and I was never told anything.

>>72299871
>gassed
based america letting missing foreskin identify the goys

>>72299973
WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
ASK
fucking mongoloid

>>72291561
>be bong
>have the healthiest teeth in the world

>be burger
>remove functioning teeth because they may cause problems later

>>72289860
>Be Canadian
>

>>72300036
I was in elementary school.

>>72300125
did you/do you live with your biological parents
if yes, what's their excuse for doing this to their own flesh and blood?

>>72299871
I feel bad desu, sue your ma.

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>>72299067
>>72299280
>>72299694
>>72299871
>>72299973
>>72300125
What the fuck am I reading?

>>72300125
I was in primary school as well m8, I think I would've been intelligent enough to ask a few questions after being whisked away to medical clinic, made to put on a gown, and forced to breathe in knockout gas, that shit doesn't just happen instantly, I'm sure there were a few moments you could have asked what was happening