ASAP - Russian translation

Fire!

>>72280848
Ice!

>>72280870
thank you xx

>>72280884
wind!

>>72281657
Kompot!

>>72280848
Kot!

Can one of you Russians yell at me angrily in Russian about the over-focus on America in the Second World War instead of the Soviet Union, please. Pretend I don't even know about the Great Patriotic War whatsoever since I watch American movies all the time. It is my fetish

Please, make sure you don't say it to a Russian. It is a really nasty insult.

>>72280848
Ogre!
By any chance, are you a nigger?

>>72284942
Why would we care?

>>72284942
cocитe мoй хyй

>>72285012
Because everybody from your grandparents' generation died or something I dunno

Just wanted to make my willy hard to be honest

>>72285090
ew fag

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>>72285090
Do you really enjoy getting bullied by strangers on the internet?
Khyaha! That's really sad

>>72284942
>Americans won the second world war
CHO TY BLYAT SKAZAL SUKA TY NAHUY? SOVIETSKY SAJUZ POBEDIL, DEDY VOEVALY!!! SLAVA NARODU! TY SUKA SERYOZNY?? PIZDETS NAHUY

>>72285090
You are kinda pathetic desu

>>72285148
I am mentally so far past 4chan t.b.h. that such childish memery does not affect me any longer

You could say I am the human embodiment of the Soviet Union, post-war - battle-hardened and still able to fuck ass

[Mmm yes the idea of a WWIII immediately after the fall of Nazi Germany is super erotic...]

Now please belittle me in Russian or I shall call up the Queen and she will bust a cap on yo ass

>>72285175
Nice proxy

>>72285268
zdarov valodya, kak delichki v matku rodinu)))) kak semya kak deti))))

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>>72285235
I usually like rping, but i'm not in a mood, today, sorry

>>72285148
>>72285353
Do all Japanese cartoon girls have such sharp faces?

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>>72285398
Yes

Can a russian tell me why girls like to end whatever their text messages are with ")" ?

>>72285452
isn't it a russian smiley?
like a shorter version of :-) or :)

>>72285452
Are you proxy?

>>72285452
I know this is a smiley but I'd also like to know why Russians use that instead of a normal one

>>72285452
How is it that a region of Russia gets a separate flag from Russia

>>72285642
How lazy do you have to be to not put in that extra ":" to complete the smiley?

>>72285716
because it's harder to type a ":" sign on a cyrillic keyboard
anyway the people who unironically do this in 2k171717 are retarded, don't even bother talking with them

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>>72285775
probably because >>72285807

> tfw it doesn't matter because russian qts never text me