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1st for Malaysia Boleh!!!!

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having sex

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1st for fuck me

KUONTOL

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The Strawpoll has spoken: Memenose is old and busted, pic related is /asean/'s new mascot.

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5th for Fuhrer Prabowo

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xth for imouto

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Bakahime~chan ohayoooooo, how are you 2day? i hope u r happy with smiles

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>>72280572
And Satania is best girl

>>72280619
Moooooo

>>72280634
1. Funny way to spell "worst"
2. That's not Gabriel

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>>72280572
>forcing this meme
Nobody really knows who dat bich is

>>72280635
>moo saying moo

>>72280619
Happy to rape you

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>>72280654
>Not Vigne

>>72280670
>>72280415

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>>72280635
>>72280678
haha very funy, u so cute, a CUTE! i want to protect your smile

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>>72280654
When you fap to Satania, you are defiling Satan and doing god's work

>>72280699
>>72280654
>>72280634
>>72280713
>not Raphiel

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Why do Americans hate healthcare? Do they want to die unhealthy and fat?

>inb4 hurr durr taxes bad
>inb4 hurr durr jerbs if privatisation
>inb4 """"choice""""

>>72280705
Celaka. It's that pelacur again. Go fuck some sex tourist for monies

Want to play Wakfu with me?

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>>72280725
Not Raphael?

There can only be one

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1st for anime

>>72280737
Because they are a bunch of brainless idiots who will do anything that their Zionist overlords order.

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>>72280777
This.

>>72280808
t.Ramon De Guzman

/a/asean/

It's in the name.

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>>72280777
I agree. Second for date with (You)

There's a bakahime picture made by anon yesterday. Post it

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>>72280808

>>72280737
I think the problem is the fact they are forced to pay healthcare.

>>72280808
WTF i love Flips now.

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>>72280808
(you)

>been to Japan thrice (five times if you include stopovers)
>talk to Japanese people while there
>only 1 in 10 people know my favorite singer
>most people, young and old, had never even heard of her
>CD stores didn't have her CDs except Animate
It was painful, but I got used to it.

>>72280737
Two words: laissez-faire. Also they prefer insurance to free healthcare.

>>72280876
do the locals prefer to call HCM City as Saigon?

>>72280705
>>72280677
Inshallah<3

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Mod is a cuck

>>72280917
Yes, all Vietnamese do.

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>>72280705
>>72280677
Inshallah<3.

>>72280808
preach it brotha

>>72280944
But I thought Vietnamese love "Uncle Ho". You even built a mausoleum for him (against his wishes since he wanted to be cremated).

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>>72280808
おこってる?

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>>72280858
500hrs of mspaint + psd

>>72280971
Sài Gòn is shorter and more convenient.

Let's ERP

>>72280482
Yes

I honestly wish we had more Thai/Viet/Laos and Burmese posters desu <3

>>72280971
Because he fell in favor against "Auntie Pimp"

>>72281027
คุณรู้หรือไม่ "อะนิเมะเทศกาลเอเชีย"?
คุณรู้หรือยังว่า BCC?

>>72281057
Invite them to Singapore :^) unity through diversity

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*Waits*

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>>72281011
*sips tea*

>>72281057
they will prolly argue about their rightful ancestral land

Invest in Burma

>>72281132
Sips your pussi

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>>72280808

Speaking of cows
http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v8/newsindex.php?id=1337035
>Government To Set Up National Dairy Board Early Next Year
>"We are targeting Malaysians to drink 50 litres of fresh milk annually in 2050 and for that demand, we need 2.260 billion litres of fresh milk each year with about 223,014 cattle compared to 21,000 cattle now.
What is the point of turning the country into milkdrinkers anyway?
Just importing some sweetened condensed milk is enough to supply local teh tarik needs.

>>72281182
Is that why malaysia is the fattest asean?

>>72281057
Wê cân nốt speấk Ếnglịsh fãm.

>>72281182
I still don't understand why don't ASEAN countries produce milk. Over here almost all the milk sold in the grocery are imported from New Zealand (even Alaska, whose milk comes from NZ through Thailand).

>>72281201
Look at their flag. Does it remind you of something?

>>72281229
Yes. Reminds me of the stripes of red all over your body after a BDSM session

>>72281182
>shortlasian

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>>72281166
*dodges*

>>72281274
Too late. Finger is now inside

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>>72280670
much better
but now I want to eat again

>>72281069
see this shit? he's going heights trying to communicate using a fucking foreign language he knows nothing about just to ask someone if he likes anime or not.
I never had the urge to strangle someone, in between their non-existent collar bones and three layers of chin, ever in my whole years of existence. FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

>>72281264
Actualy, it reminds me of kerokan (google it).

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only you can make a difference

>>72281305
That can also happen with BDSM

>>72281182
I love goat's milk more. I think I'll quick my wagejob and make a small scale cheese making.

>>72281303
MKL is the nadir of Retardation.

>>72281333
Kerokan IS BDSM.

>>72280913
I believe only anisonfags and maybe anime and VN otakus know her.

>>72281396
Interesting. Speaking from experience?

>>72281400
The funniest anecdote I have is that when I went to Don Quijote in Nagoya, I was asking the salespeople if they knew her. In the checkout counter, there were three people: the older woman knew her, while her younger co-workers didn't, and she had to explain to them who she was.

Also, I toured Tokyo last year and my tour guide didn't know her when I asked; she had to look her up online.

>>72281366
You should try kesong puti. It's made from carabao's milk and not goat's milk, but it's delicious, especially when fried.

>>72281427
I heard of people who ejaculate during kerokan session. Not me though I find no satisfaction in hurting my lovely body.

>>72280971
Did you know the Vietnamese government build Ho Chi Minh statue in Laos? Even the local people thinks it's stupid:
http://www.rfa.org/english/news/laos/statue-10162014150403.html

>>72281010
Saigon was its former name and the capital of South Vietnam. It's only after 1975 that it gets renamed to Ho Chi Minh City, but I don't really know the reason behind it other than claiming victory from the Viet Minh I think.

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>>72281149
>Invest in Burma
They can't even get their Dawei project running, so much for killing Port Klang and Singapore with shortcut ports and railways.
>>72281201
Nope, that would be secret Philippine conspiracy to make the country fat with coconut milk.
>>72281222
The soil.
In case you didn't realise it our soil are rich in iron (red soil). This type doesn't produce the same type of grass in Aus/NZ but instead grass that is mostly water and doesn't make your cows fat.

>>72281057
Yeah I wish we will see Laos posters but alas I can't find it inside /asean/ even though I'm a newfag to these threads.

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>turns on tv
>it's filipin sinetron
>turns it off

>>72281505
Well, they rename most things, and created more provinces.

>>72281590
What show was it? Funny how Flip shows are exported throughout SEA but shows from other SEA countries don't usually end up here.

>>72281617
That's because you're racist

>>72281617
I did recently read that Flip dramas are gaining popularity in Subsaharan Africa. Dunno about dramas from other SEA nations.

>>72281545
Hey, I like you profile pic.
Hatsoonay meeko? Very cute.

>>72281666
You mean [spoiler]through Facebook or Twitter?[/spoiler]

>>72281301
something light perhaps?

>>72281704
Oui, mademoiselle!

>>72281665
hehheh

>>72281786
Are you feeling positive about it?

im racist and im proud, because i have a choice, and its my rights

>>72281938
Preach it senpai

cina babi
https://www.roketkini.com/2017/03/13/hak-melayu-bumiputera-terbela-jika-pakatan-harapan-bersatu-menang-pilihan-raya/

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>>72281938
dis u?

>>72282081
how is that racist

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>>72282039
What the fuck?
I can't comprehend almost all of the text.

Islam is a religion of peace, or we will had the police to convincing you to think so.

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/cops-to-probe-facebook-user-for-saying-islam-not-religion-of-peace

>>72282081
Islam is not race, dumbfuck.

>>72282231
islam is a race to allah

>>72282287
Ummat is not race, dumbfuck.

>>72282315
its a race to jannah

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>>72282315
hes a singaporean. dont bother

>>72282287
Allah divides human into two groups, Muslim and Kaffir. You belong to the latter.

Alhamdulillah.

>>72282221
Sadiq Khan got a lot of flaks just for being a Muslim mayor. This guy is an elected MP from a party that supposedly not bigoted and anti racist and on top of that he's a minority who got elected by Muslim voters and no one even questioned his race or religion. This is what happened when we're too soft on you guys. If this happens in America/Europe the correct response is too tell him to fuck off to wherever he came from but apparently that is racist here and we should bend over backwards for these ungrateful scums.

why is shaving pubic hair so arousing?

4chan is a christian imageboard desu desu senpai

>>72282784
But its owned by gookmoot now so shoudn't it be shinto board?

>>72282784
This. What the fuck is degenerate weebs and mudslimes even doing here?

>>72282929
Wtf I'm a shintoist now

>>72282929
Moot is a kike regardless of race.

>argue with an indian online
>he told me to go back to indonesia

wtf

>>72283019
>keling boleh
He's partially right though.

>>72283019
Keling can't into logic, anon.

>>72281169
anime is literally THE most reddit thing

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>>72283049
I am 100% Kelantanese

>>72283149
It isn't

>>72283019
kelings are the biggest Dindus and Wewuz in malaysia even claimed Parameswara an indian just because he is formerly a hindu

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>>72281708
just toast

>>72283019
>not telling him back to go back to pooloos, home
>not telling him that pooloos superpower 2030
>not telling him malaysia is small and we're full
>not telling him is he stupid staying here where clearly unwelcomes kaffirs

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>>72283237
you on one end and i'm on the other end okey?

>>72283241
I'm not sure the average indians here are aware of poo in loos meme

>>72283307
I am ashamed that chinese are also Wewuz tier with the hang Tuah bs

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>>72283019
WE

>>72283366
But Hang Tuah was Chinese.

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WUZ

>>72283366
You're part Baba Nyonya right? How did they end up in Sarawak?

>>72283366
>>72283392
Hang Tuah was chink, but he was muslim too. So it's pretty ironic for them to say wewuz when they're not muslim themselves.

>>72283307
because indian malaysian knew how to use toilets and have some care for their personal hygiene. i for one am glad 2bh

>>72283369
WUZ

>>72283392
and chinese are blacks. because black ppl build the wall of china #blackhistory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDefiouzJqQ

>>72283445
Hang Tuah was Hui, most if not all of the current ones are Han.

Pray for pastors
http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/killing-fields-for-christians-in-malaysia-another-pastor-joshua-hilmy-goes-missing-amid-fears-of-extremist-muslim-vigilantism/

>>72283437
That I dunno. I only know that I am because my greatgrandmum is a Nyonya.

>>72283445
>>72283392
How is he chink?

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>>72283445
>>72283471
That's Cheng Ho la

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_He

>>72283184
t. Reddit

>>72283527
Malaysia adalah negara yang aman dan damai.

>>72283527
>muslim extremist
>implying these pastors have connections to the penang triad, prostitution ring, pedophilia yada2
>even my church frens says things like "i dont trust indian priest because if you notice they abuse our donations to buy an Audi"

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>>72283304
yes.I hope you like cheese

>>72283647
The last one sounds alpha as fuck, based priest.

>>72283471
Well, my ancestor was Hui.

>>72283551
I think Hang was chinese name. Could be wrong though.

>>72283599
It's not just Zheng He I think. Hang Tua is chink too.

>>72283471
>>72283392
>Malay Hang Tuah
>He's just a myth created by storytellers

>Chink Hang Tuah
>We wuz flying keris and shitz

>his country was a founded as a chinese colony kingdom

Laughable

>>72283682
I don't think so. I mean his band of merry men all have "Hang" in their names(i.e, Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi)

>>72283769
lul

What do /asean/ thinks of a shaved head?
Thinking of shaving mine soon.

>>72283445
To be precise, he's not the scum Han but rather of the muslim Hui.

>>72283821
Some people look good with it, others look like monks or ex-convicts.

>>72283821
just do it, because youll realize why we must shampoo our hair thoroughly twice a day nxt time

>>72283821
doesnt look good on skinny people

>>72283527
>pastor
>nobody reported despite missing since november
Seems more sinister stuff at work. Why would extremists keep quiet for months instead of posting stuff at liveleak?

>>72283886
>twice a day
You sound like a sweat machine

>>72283821
I tried to have buzz cut, and I looked like fucking monk. It was when I got caught by my teacher because my hair was too long. Never again have that cut.

>>72283966
I take a bath and use shampoo almost twice a day, mostly because it's my habit.
I'm also clean freak so maybe that's also the reason.

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1. What is your dream in life?

2. Are you doing anything to achieve it?

3. What is Plan B?

>>72283966
i was talking about dandruff m8. at first i thought my hair was okay long like jaysus and shiet. but when i decided to cut it out wew. my barber passed away

>>72284059
1. Find a job overseas with high pay grade.
2. Keeping my GPA high.
3. Be a writer/artist.

>>72284059
1. having a nice family
2. que sera, sera
3. adopting a daughter

>>72284172
What are you studying?

>Overseas
Where? Australia?

>>72284059
1. to become an manga artist
2. still soul searching for inspiration
3. give up, and get a REAL job in finance

>>72284202
As long as you have a job, I think it's easy to have a family. At least your family will find you a wife, right?

Why indian and especially chink being so salty on sharia? Why they doesn't want to intergrate? Weren't they have bigger and vast land of homeland they can return to? Aren't they're rich to move out? Why they keep insisting relating themselves as malaysian overseas but actually a traitor? Why they shill malaysia with bad names once they're out? Why they don't move on? Why they don't bring their old generation along with them? They hate malays but insist on staying here, are they stupid? Why theyre saying they pity malaysia going backward as if malays are dependant on them, why they just not letting it go? Are they truly stupid?

Do you island fucks understand this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8t_snz8B5A&

>>72284290
What are you studying? If you like drawing, maybe architecture is the best alternative for real job?

>>72284059
1. To become a mangaka
2. Become successful with unorthodox approachs to creations
3. Works as the fashion designer.

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>>72284356
>Malagasy
I don't even understand javanese

>>72282947
kaskus and le epic netizens are invading us famalam
fuck

>>72284356
Sounds too far from our local language + spanish + urdu?

>>72284325
Having wife from paired by my family with finding myself is pretty different.
I want to have a wife that can me think "if I give everything to her, then it's okay." I doubt getting wife from my family will make me think like that and I'm afraid it would end up divorced.
So I prefer to adopt a daughter instead.

>>72284471
Arranged marriage never ends in divorce.

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>>72282359
>tfw belong to the latter

>>72282342
Underrated post, mashallah.

>>72284271
English major n shit.
Aussie sounds good (it is close) but preferably European country like France.

>>72284407
>unorthodox approachs to creations
What? You combine Manga with Cubism and Pollock's?

>>72284546
I doubt it will be the case for me.

>>72284422
>>72284434

Did you recognize any words at all?

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>>72284656
It will because you will kill her before she could get a divorce you psychopath.

>>72284059
1.control over my city

2.studying

3.live a normal life and die happy

>>72284685
None that I can discern properly

>>72284599
I think it's hard for a non white English major to get a job overseas unless you're looking for a general job

>Indon teaching Aussies english
Now that should be a sitcom

>>72284691
satania a cute

>>72284735
>Indon teaching abos english.
FTFY

>>72284691
WTF I hate Satania now

>>72284655
More like unorthodox approachs to storylines and preference to realism when it comes to impossible things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er4liSo00nA

>>72284735
Well, working in company will do for me. Maybe I'll just teach them Indonesian or be a fucking lecturer here.

MARCO

>>72284685
>it is most closely related to Bornean and Filipino languages
It may has few similar words to one of 700 spoken languages in my country.

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Jomon are from Southeast Asia
Yayoi from Yangtze River

https://twitter.com/emishi_jp/status/841647792384811009

>>72284809
>unorthodox approachs to storylines
How? Did you prefer some minimalist story with little to none exposition by leaning to "show don't tell" types of narration?

>preference to realism when it comes to impossible things
Well, just remember that too much realism may destroy the readers' immersion and the story will be way too bland.

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>>72284059
1. Achieve the best in my hobbies
2. yes
3. I don't give up when I decide to get that dream so Plan B is just there when I tend to be lazy

>>72285000
WE

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>>72285000

>>72285000
Is this some kind of Anthropology asspull?

>>72285105
http://genjinippon.wixsite.com/japanesesentry/

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>>72285000
makes sense tho

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>>72285176

>>72285281
WE

>>72285281
I thought Ainu was more caucasoid.

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>want to interact more in /asean/ general cuz i'm a friendless NEET with no one to talk to irl
>can't into quirky ERP posting

>>72285389
Why don't you talk to your gf instead?

>>72285281
kek

>>72285176
>We are strictly against the stupid "Turanism". We are against the "altaic"-lie. We see central-asians as enemy.
>We support the idea of Pan-Austronesianism. We support a great team-work between Japan and ASEAN.
>We see Taiwan as brother nation and welcome a joining of Taiwan to Japan.
>We support a free Tibet. Tibet is a brother nation with whom we share one part of our Genetic.
Is that right wing website? or what?

>>72285389
Lurk moar faggot

>>72285413
i've never had a gf ;_;

>>72285513
Because you keep turning them down.

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>>72285281

>>72285478
Yeah and they hate Turkey too

>>72285513
>i've never had a gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA..........me too

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>>72285569

>>72285534
the last woman i have a conversation with was my mother before she died 5 years ago ;_;

>>72285654
Well you're having a conversation with one right now.

>>72285389
you are not friendless on /asean/

>>72285569
>pirikawa-pirikawa
Wait, they use double word too to describe many things? or is it just coincidence?

I never thought netouyos would think that though, wew.

>>72284059
1. Become an independent person
2. Yes. But im staying at home right now.
3. Get imotous to be successful and give me neetbux

>>72285687
excuse me are you by any chance staying in Sunway Pyramid™?

pepek asam gan

>>72285654
Maybe if you didn't have a conversation with her, she wouldn't have died

>>72285873
pretty edgy bro, dah la tu

>>72285873
Rude

>>72285687
doesn't matter anymore senpai

>>72285697
thanks senpai

>>72285873
rude

good night /asean/ off to bed i go

hello /asean/

>>72286080
>>72286047
goodnight

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I need someone break me.

This is it huh?
This is what I've become

>>72286080
Hi James

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How come Indos suddenly break into English in the middle of a speech? Makes me even more confused when I listen 2bh.

>>72286690
spooky

>>72286772
Post the video.

>>72286772
code switching

>>72285629
>reaching that hard
lmao. that's some flip-aussie weeb tier of sperging.

>>72287023
Ironically that's from netouyo, kek.

>>72286890

No video 2bh. It's just something I notice. I know there's a lot of loan words.

>>72287321
Maksudnya begini?
Well, kadang ada beberapa kata yang susah diucapin di bahasa Indonesia jadi ya langsung aja ganti ke bahasa Inggris.

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Hi

I'm designing /asean/ OCs. Needs inputs on how she would looks like
>eligible cunts: (Malaysia, Flip, Indonesia, Brunei, Chinkapoorah, Betnam)

>Must be related to the cunt's stereotypes.
>Fav colours*
>traditional clothing**
>school uniform clothing**
>hairstyle*
>skin, hair, iris colours*

*provide sample colour
*provide rl pictures

>>72286772
Probably the same reason Hispanics in the US speak "Spanglish", it's a way to practice English while keeping native tongue. Some use it as a way of expression so you get what they're saying but it usually doesn't work, it just comes off as odd.

>>72285022
I dunno, I just wanted to tell a story that works like most series but with more focus on "show don't tell" and speculation where things won't be fully explained till around halfway or the end. I also planned to make the characters feel multidimensional in personality.

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>>72287663

>>72287663
Skin is yellow.
Hair is black.
Iris is dark brown.

loe guwe end!

>>72287663
Hello, Mike!

>>72288143
Eh, sebok je. gi mampus. Mike-mike. Terajang kang

>>72287663
I did draw the faces of all 10 characters in my notebook, will upload them later.

And yes, I'm also planning to draw all of them in full bodies.

>>72288181
Eh eh, Mike boleh cakap melayu la

>>72288237
Nama pengawa dek? Ka parai dek ka?

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Cards Against /asean/

>>72287663

>she

You lost me.

How will you describe ASEAN characters from anime girls's point of view. Here's mine:

Brunei: Islamic wealthy girl.
Burma: Daughter of a legendary modern hero. Is kind of shy but has a chaotic side.
Cambodia: Cheerful but her mind is filled with sorrow inside.
Laos: Cool, neutral and friendly who likes to do things with low energy.
Indonesia: Confident big sister figure and is the physical embodiment of Pancasila and justice.
Malaysia: Is very athletic and a fan of F1. She's kind of a tomboy and adores her Islamic pride.
Philippines: Energetic tomboy who's a bit of a klutz.
Thailand: Hyperactive trap with Buddhist glory.
Singapore: Has the looks of top model who enjoys a lavish life.
Vietnam: Bespectacled bookworm obsessed with patriotism and ancestry.

Singapore:

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>>72287663

>>72288577
What's with Malaysia's obsession with 3D cartoons?

>>72288577
takleh la yang tu.. copyrighted.
nak idea asli.

>>72288622
Are they the ones the make the shitty 3D shows I see on disney dubbed in english?

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>>72287663
>>72288023

>>72288627
Esoklah ya Wan Mike-munah, dah mengantuk ni

>>72288699
eh eh sedap nye mulot. dah puas hidup? name kite, dayang masutimah. tolong sket.

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>>72287663

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>>72288622
Stuff from local comics like Gila Gila is too hard to animate.

>>72288622
Make one cartoon - an instant success, so why not. Besides we can market them to Indonesia.

>>72288634
Yea same company. I admit the eng dub is horrible but the malay version pretty much nailed it.

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>>72275796
I think Duterte knows of Bismarck's realpolitik and Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince. Basically, Duterte is not just your average ideological political retard. He is willing to stoop to anything to beat his enemies, even if it goes against his morals or ideology. I like people who think like him, but I don't like his goals and ambitions.

>>72288873
We really don't have a definite left and right, liberal and con political dichotomy here
Its constantly shitfts

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>>72287663

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>>72289166

>>72289351
How about we just make /asean/ chan?

>>72288551
>Indonesia: Confident big sister figure (but actually klutz and airhead girl) and is the physical embodiment of Pancasila and justice.
ftfy

>>72288551
>Malaysia
More like the secret villain involved with North Korea and secret societies while conspring against everyone.
Highest obesity is not compatible with athlethic.

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So why haven't you played this masterpiece yet, /asean/?

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>>72289444
That's a good idea but I suck at drawing Indon-chan.

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>>72289562
My friends want to buy the game just for 2B's ass.

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>>72289879
He will stay for the feels.

>>72289562
I only read eroge like every decent human being does.

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>>72280737
>Speaker of the house actually dabbed on national TV

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I need your love

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>>72290933
Moo

>>72291006
Not yours

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>>72291440
M-Moo

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>>72291480
I don't want your love. Pls stop

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>>72289562

S

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L

L

Y

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What's this NeiR Automata and why does it look like EYE Divine Cybermancy

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>>72280737
>>72280913
>Prefer insurance
>Not forced to

>>72280737
It's just a national mentality.
Small government, and privatization.

After the 2008 economic crisis, the most logical thing would have been to nationalize companies that needed to be bailed out. We didn't do that, and instead just bought off their shit, and sold it later.

The government ended up making a profit, but still took the hard way out.

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>tfw when your friend says he's bored so he wants to call you and chat
>tfw you friend ask this whiloe trying to write your essay
downside of not being a shut-in

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>tfw the entire world is mad at me for making Yugoslavia great again

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>tfw every non-relevant country has sent assassins and tried to sabotage my country
>even Syrian assassins have killed one of my political leaders
>Switzerland has declared war on me, but it backfired because they suddenly had an economic recession
>Viets, Moldovians, Rwandans, and more have tried to murder or blow up my industry

Wake up

Selamat pagi, /asean/

>>72301472
What game?

>>72305498
Pagi :3

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>>72306396

All of you work or something? Why dead?

>>72307547
wait for lunch break

say no to racism

>>72306455
can a filipino understand basic malay language?

>>72307808
Not really.

>>72307808
not one bit.

Time to move
>>72307906
>>72307906
>>72307906

>>72307881
>>72307894
But it does seem and sound so similar to each other. Even the look on the signboard in each country have the same sound. I've heard the word "anak" means the same with both language

>>72301472
What game, mate?

>>72287274
>Nip hate Gook so much they rather associate themselves with us, seamonkey rather than plastic gook.