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stop doing stuff I disprove of edition
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E-celeb edition
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>>72279886
*of which I disapprove
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stop liking things
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Chose what I watch next
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ok i finished gta v
now what
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im 21 but could pass for 17
fuck this babyface of mine
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>>72279962
*fucks this babyface of yours*
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im 63 but could pass for 53
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>2000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at hunting and fighting
>1000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at farming
>300 years ago success is defined by how daring a man is and how far he will go across the world
>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
>present day, success is defined by how good a man is at navigating a office full of bitchy women and incompetent managers

AH

YES
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STOP IT
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>>72279932
He could've used "that" but "which" would be incorrect there.
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Farting like crazy lads

Burning my arsehole and it stinks like hell
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>>72279998
>>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
uhh no
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>>72279998
i dont care about all the other arguments, letting women into the workplace was a disaster for men everywhere. I hate dealing with them
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>>72279962
>go to the cinema with /thelads/
>it's a 15
>i get ID'd, no one else

JUST
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There are Internet in Ethiopia?
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I'm male but I could pass for a female
Fuck this banging body of mine
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>>72279998
>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
dumbcunt
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the UN is compromised
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>>72279998
>Success being defined by a man
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>>72280045
4G mobile, amigo
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>>72280039
i got asked for ID into a club when my friend knew the bouncer
he was letting us all in and then stopped me
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>>72280053

Hide post. And I'll leave this thread now.
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>>72280065
>>72280031
Was thinking of mining and factories, bit more than a 100 years granted.
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*headbutts every single inhabitant of the Republic of Ireland in one fell swoop*
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>>72280100
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes massively oversized sword*
heh.. you.. better.. start.. running.... kid
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>>72280077
is that thing that akon said true about most people in africa being on the internet, just via 3/4G phones
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>>72280039
>>72280084
>21 years into sedentary lifestyle and estrogenic foods and he gives you this look
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Getting a bit sick of all the British and Irish whining on this board which basically amounts to "fuckin Yanks muh cultural appropriation." Fact is these days you appropriate our culture much more than the other way around. So blow it out your arse.
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>>72280136
In urban areas, yes. Although data is costly for locals.
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>heh.. you.. better.. start.. running.... kid
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*bums everyone in this thread*
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>>72280172
hey.... hey yank.... foy ;) x
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>>72280195
You think your asshole comments are funny. A bunch of stupid asslicking cocksuckers is what you all are. every last one of you. I'd like to burn you at the stake after smashing you toes with a sledgehammer for a couple of days.
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why do yanks watching talk show hosts and stand up comics as if it was a political lecture or rally?
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Who /CHAT SHIT GET BANGED/ here?
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>>72280194
*unleashes a foul torrent of shit all over your lower body the second you try*
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>>72280188
squealing
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>>72279998
>incompetent managers
yeah i'm sure you'd be much better lol
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>migrants STILL going to come over in droves
How's brexishit working out for you, rorke?
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>>72280220
thats my fetish though
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>>72280239
its a problem for everyone though, not just rorkes
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>>72280215
i don't know how the talk show format dominates there
its so boring
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ed sheeran is 5'6
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>>72280346
Srs?
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>>72280346
no he's 5'8
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>>72280243
well then i guess it's a win win
have at it
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>>72279998

success was always superficial as donald going into the white house
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>>72280346
Why do women cream their pants over him?

He's very average
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>>72280239
the migration will never stop either way imo
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>>72280251
>>72280251
migrants were literally just a scapegoat exaggerated by the media and lapped up by people who don't want to think about complex issues.
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>>72280454
still a problem nonetheless
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>>72280382
hmmm i wonder why....
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>>72280466
not an argument
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Daily reminder Brexshit will be a trainwreck.
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>>72280454
>shitskins escaping from their country
>'scape goats
hehehe
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wonder if I can make it to UBI without working
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>>72280484
wasn't responding to an argument so it wasn't needed
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>>72280493
literally jesus
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doing a dangerous lecture post lads
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>>72280490
daily reminder it's still literally happening and there is NOTHING you can do about it
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>>72280527
fuck off underage
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>>72280527
kill yourself. don't take us with you.
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>>72280490
if the country fails im just going to start a factory and start exporting to capitalize hahah
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>>72280524
i don't browse in lectures cos i dont want anyone i know to see i browse here
so many fucking people browse reddit in lectures though
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>>72280540
>>72280548
>being THIS upset and impotent
i am in tears
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>>72280558
why not do that anyway
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kind of want brexit to do badly so that i can laugh at england
kinda want it to ruin irelands economy too so I can laugh at irish lefties
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>>72280558

>capitalize

FOY
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reminder to all you 6'10 lanklets out there : LMAOing at you right
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>>72280559
sat at the back it's alri
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>>72280591
you will still be in tears when your country is third world
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>>72280540
>>72280548
lmao I bet you plebs were too busy smoking weed to actually vote then protested outside parliament when real men won
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Hope we don't shite ourselves again with the second referendum
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>>72280591
I'm not either of those things you fuckwit
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>>72280527
ha

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHA
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>>72280592
studying at uni atm but won't see the point in it if the future is looking bleak so i'll fall back on my previous knowledge
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>>72280606
what about 5'12?
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>>72280548

t. Nicola DURRgeon
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>>72280624
"No"
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>>72280616
I thought i saw that parliament approved it yesterday?
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>>72280646
""No""
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>>72280615
I voted

haha you've got egg on your face now
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>>72280624

Can't bloody wait. Scotland will be Sweden 2.0.
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>>72280621
you're clearly very upset, and you're impotent as you cannot do SHIT to change it
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>>72280679
ah yes definitely something you want to have bordering us
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>>72280606
>posting the edit
manlets, when will you learn lmao
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>brexit
jesus how are you all so poor?
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How comes remainders are such terrible people?

>Most don't actually vote
>cry when they lose
>protest
>make pathetic little online petitions
>cry for another referendum
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>>72280693

Banter will be worth it.
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>>72280727
don't understand what point this post is trying to convey
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Lads, I'm gonna call this girl and try to set up a dinner date tomorrow but I'm shit at phone calls.

Any advice?
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>>72280750
I'm a student, too busy dealing with such trivial matters
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>why yes we should definitely leave the EU based on the uneducated decision of 17,410,742 people
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>>72280773
git gud
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>>72280773
jus b urself ;)
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>>72280789
>uneducated
that's quite a leap
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>>72280789
we're what? nearly a year on and you're posting the same bait you did last summer
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>>72280789
Plebiscites were a mistake.
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>>72280789
lift weights pussy
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weird how everyone just forgot that thatcher turned out country to shit and suddenly loves the tories again
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>>72280679
When England and Wales voted for Brexit, they voted for separatism, isolationism, and divisive nationalism.

I don't want Scotland to go down that path. We are a European country, we are stronger, and better united with Europe.
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UK's future

>Over crowding
>falling economy
>decreasing currency
>increased housing prices
>first generation to earn less than before
>rabid political correctness
>native brits to become minorities
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opposition is PATHETIC right now

corbyn needs SORTING out
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>>72280834
>>72280826
>>72280819
>>72280818
These posts have been singled out as containing no arguments whatsoever.
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>>72280818
It literally isn't, there's plenty data showing Brexshit more popular with people who failed to achieve a university education.
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>>72280819
glad you remembered

>>72280818
uneducated about what the EU does for us
(mind you at the same time the 16,141,241 remain voters are just as uneducated)

>>72280834
hm?

>>72280836
it's because corbyn is a silly old socialist and people don't like the lib dems because they're manchildren who complain about tuition fees
so naturally dumb people decide that the tories are the only good option because ~reasons~
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>>72280901
The arguments against plebiscites are pretty fucking obvious.

Especially in a country so used to representative democracy.
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>>72280836
these things move in reactionary cycles lad. the key thing is who turned the country to shit most recently.
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rate the gf
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>>72280901
>>72280908
go to a gym and do some sort of physical exercise, i am begging you
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2.10 Cheltenham:
Forest Bihan - 14/1
Charbel - 8/1

2.50 Cheltenham:
Noble Endeavor - 10/1

3.30 Cheltenham:
My Tent or Yours - 20/1
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>>72280953
sorry what's this got to do with anything?
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>>72280942
passable trap, indeed
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in science fiction films, how do ships avoiding colliding into planets and other celestial bodies when travelling at hyper/warp/whatever speed.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489114067257.webm
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>>72280966
please, put some weight plates on a barbell, put the barbell on your back, squat down so that the crease of your hip is below the top of your knee, then stand up again
PLEASE
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wish normies would fuck off

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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>>72281000
JUST
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you chaps do like to work yourselves up into a tizzy don't you
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>>72281005
that's not answering my question

what has that got to do with anything?

are you assuming that anyone who thinks brexit is a silly idea is a skeletal numale?
are you making dumb assumptions about people on anonymous imageboards?
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tony blair's gobernment would have been pretty GOAT if he didn't have a hard on for brown people and illegal wars
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>>72280973
I'm guessing they would plot a course ahead of time... also it' science fiction, it's ok for some things to just work in a convenient manner
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>>72280953
i just bought weights, a pull up bar etc instead, you don't get the gym atmosphere but cost wise it's much better than the two nearest gym and it's right here in my home.
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Internet-gf is coming to visit me for 3 days

Going to be so fucking awkward

I have very little to say to my closest friends, what the fuck am I going to talk to her about for 3 days?
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>>72280973
I believe the concept involves them not actually travelling through physical space generally, but rather some other plane of space
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>>72281037
look, mate, please, please just go and lift weights
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>>72281066
just shag her and don't say much
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>>72281066
>Internet-gf

have fun getting cucked
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>>72281066
>Internet-gf

bruh
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>>72281066
wait til you need a poo when she's there lad, that'll be even more awkward than the other bits
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>>72280653
Scottish referendum obviously
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>>72281054
if i had the money and space id deffo do that, the only shortcoming is that it can be difficult to progress if you're using light dumbbells or something. Also i focus a lot more when im in a gym atmosphere
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>>72280973
tbf if you're warping between galaxies or something it's very possible to have massive stretches of space with literally nothing in them
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>>72281066
read her excerpts from the bible, that'll surely make her laugh
when she does that's your excuse to beat her
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cant see shit because of this horrible sun
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you'll have a cock up yer jacksie when i'm done with you
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on nofap and ive really started to realise how many beautiful people i see on a daily basis.
it's actually quite lovely, it makes real life feel like an art gallery
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can't sleep because my bed's on fire
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>>72281185
Nofap is a meme

You should cum once a day
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don't touch me i'm a real live wire
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the choc chip brioche buns from aldi are amazing.
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>>72281191
*touches you*
*gets a nasty little zap*
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>>72281213
wrong post FAGGOT hahahahahahahahaha
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can't dance because my world is turning
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>>72281213
haha fucked it
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>>72281231
no it wasnt mate i was referencing the next line, not responding to the next line x
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>>72281212
he's doing the reply-to-the-wrong-post gimmick you spastic
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>>72281212
*dances with you*
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having a go
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PSYCHO KILLER

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST
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>>72281202
STOp trying to steal my CUM ENERGY
from now on... all this cum is going straight to my brain boyo
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>>72281206
>>72281282
good leaf
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FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA BETTER

RUN RUN RUN, RUN RUN AWAYYYYYYYY
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>>72281282
just remembered when some complete and utter mong from here thought the line was "psycho killer ecstasy"
hope hes ashamed of himself
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yuh lisunin tew duh streets

originul pihrut mahteriul
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ah yes club photos
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do you spend your whole time staring at the bottom of these generals for updates? i sure hope not
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tinder girl sat 2 seats away from me in the lecture
I'm declaring this one lads
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>>72281341
prefer not to say
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>>72281341
i spend my whole time staring at YOUR bottom ;)
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>>72281328
you ever notice when lads do one without girls it always looks like an under 18s disco
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This anon >>72280773 again

I was awkward but she's agreed to meet up tomorrow (anywhere's good) and i said I'll text her later, the fuck do i do now?

Text and say "meet me at x" or get a taxi and pick her up?
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Nice one May, you have achieved what Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do: the destruction of the UK
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>>72281328
I actually like seeing club photos, it's nice sometimes to see people having a good time
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we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

CAUSE YOUR FRIEDNS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE, WELL THERE NOT FRIENDS OF MINE
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>>72281363
meet her at your house, watch a movie then fuq
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>>72281369
*retweets this*
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>>72281363
cycle over and let her jump on your pegs on the way over
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>>72281363
stick your willy in her
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>>72281389
giggled like a school girl mate
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>>72281385
My house is shit, i wouldn't wish staying there upon anyone.
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wish someone would come to my house and suck my dick and/or kill me
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>>72281417
whats so shit about it?
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>>72281430
try asking in >>72276584
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>>72281430
can i cook and eat your dick before i kill you?
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Business idea: be like a window cleaner or bin man except suck dick
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imagine if tim dies in his flat and /brit/ are the only ones to know
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>>72281487
how would we know?
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>>72281460
sure why the fuck not, just as long as you suck it first
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>>72281487
would be interesting to see if we can rally for a good cause as much as we can for trolling
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>>72281369
The most hilarious factor to me is that the xenophobes will have to get used to seeing a lot more non-white people on the streets of England thanks to Brexit
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>>72281496
he'd probably make a tweet about not feeling well and then stop posting altogether
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I have managed to pretty much remain ignorant of tim, not sure why people find him interesting
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>>72281445
Tiny little shit place on a out of the way street full of pakis and druggies.

The landlord refuses to do shit about the leaks/damp.
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the tim picture infront of the twin towers makes me howl every time
someone should tweet him it
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>>72281507
cancer
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>>72281522
shrek?
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eating an apple lads
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>>72281522
left looks like a real person though
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>>72281559
yes sweetie ?
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>>72281579
a real ugly person
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>>72281328
never been in a club
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>>72281328
They look like fucking clones, what the fuck
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An Irishman is posting in my presence

Something must be done
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Hopeless anon again. Lads, i don't even have a time or place in mind, i cant spend the night getting pissed because I've got work the morning after.

As for food, i have no fucking clue again.
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>>72281632
ugly people exist too
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>>72281648
there's never anywhere to sit. also very hard to have a conversation.
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>>72281687
yeh we know, we have to share a thread with you
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>>72281648
oh fuck off phimo you weirdo!!!
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If Tim doesn't post for a week I'm calling the police
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>>72281718
he's a right useless specimen isn't he.
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>>72281700
you don't go to a club to sit and the smoking area is for conversations and whatnot
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https://twitter.com/Jorsteth/status/840910283036086275
in tears
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>>72281522
one is touching up a picture, the other is making an actual animated, textured 3d model
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Don't trust non-degenerates in the slightest
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>>72281522
image =/= 3D model
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>>72281726
police wont come
it was MI6 doing psychological experiments that made him the way he is
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Tits or arse, lads?
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>>72281739
yeah that's why they're not my thing desu
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>>72281794
loser
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>>72281718
FONT
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life for the sake of life means nothing
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bit snowy out, nah?
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bagged this yesterday
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>>72281790
if you a bird with a cracking pair you cant take your eyes off them desu
arse just doesnt have that lure
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>>72281837
alri shiva
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Waiting for the train

Thoughts?
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>>72281808
do you dance when you're in da club lad?
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>>72281890
did a black person kiss your coffee?
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>>72281918
of course. clubs play music for a reason.
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just done kissed some white boy's coffee pham, you get me
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better latte than never lad
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>>72281890
noice
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day is practically over
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>>72281890
did you say "thanks a latte" when you were given your drink?
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>>72281882
???
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>>72281890
prefer that other coffee place
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anyone here went to bribie high?

i've heard mr. swalaheen is popular when it comes to unpopular teachers
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Horse racing is a barbaric """sport"""
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>>72282035
almost spit my apple out
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>>72282052
you had an apple in your mouth?
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>>72281944
what kind of dance moves do you do?
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>>72282071
a bite of an apple yeah
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If you don't drink americano's with no sugar exclusively you're bent
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mirin me poo tbqh ngl la
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Kama mtu si kuamuru ndani yake
Yeye hawezi kuenea ili juu yake;
Akiwa mtu si ili ndani yake
familia yake si kutenda na utaratibu unaofaa;
Na kama mkuu si kuamuru ndani yake
Yeye hawezi kuweka utaratibu katika mamlaka yake.
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>>72282094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU
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if you drink coffee at all leave this general you disgusting, yankified, drug addicted, scum
this is a tea general
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>>72282142
yeke yeke to you too good sir
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>>72282154
>falling for the caffeine jew
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>>72282094
I bob up and down while doing reload animations from FPS games
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>>72282173
got a m8 who does a really good impression of an enforcer from quake 2 when you shoot its head off
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>>72282217
screeching
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wish i was a grown up with my own house and financial autonomy

then i'd just get wankered every day and my mum wouldn't be able to stop me
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>>72282280
You just get bored of it quickly or become an alcoholic.
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WALKING ROUND THE ROOM SINGING STORMY WEATHER

AT 57 MOUNT PLEASANT STREET
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I believe Joe Rogan will be remembered as the most important philosopher and critic of the 21st century with several of his regular guests and friends as greats also.
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Alright lads.

Anything interesting happen today?
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>>72282420
no
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>>72282420
literally nothing
most of the office is out, I've just been bumming around getting paid to /brit/post
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bit drizzly out

might call in sick tomorrow and spend all day wanking
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>>72282392
I agree. The way he demolished the now disgraced Steven Crowder in regards to cannabis was a sight to behold
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People still think pakis are a great addition to Britain

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4312204/Woman-seen-staggering-racist-thugs-break-nose.html
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>>72282439
Fuck this then I'm off, just pretend you never saw me lad.
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>>72282420
had 3 weetabix instead of 2
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>>72282429
not familiar with this cultural allusion iwabhweoh (if we're all being honest with each other here)
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>>72282461
Good lad, growing up nice and strong.
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>>72282429
bobidlyboobidly
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>>72282451
the non-violent ones are fine
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My GET from the other night btw.
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>>72282497
what, both of them?
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>>72282506
this is fake news
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>>72282514
???
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>>72282506
going to need a reminder of this tomorrow
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>>72282392
he doesnt claim to be a philosopher
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Builders started banging at 8:20 so I said "For fuck sake" really loud and they stopped. Don't mess with me sunshine.
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>>72282497
will take this opportunity to post a poem i wrote a while back

What is a follower of islam if not a miserable pile of hate?
Is it perhaps because they cannot drink and cannot masturbate?
They are instructed by their quran the word of god to spread
and if you try to resist their dogma then off will come your head
you may have met a moderate muslim or perhaps have one befriended
but you'd better walk on egg shells to ensure they're not offended
do you know what their god promised them if they peform as they are told?
it sounds like it was dreamed up by a horny 14 year old
and inside every muslim does an evil spirit loom
one minute they're your friend and then the next they'll go kaboom.
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>>72282525
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>>72281318
PSYCHO KILLER QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST.
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i've never had sex lads
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>>72282451
they're like animals
they go for the woman first because they're weaker
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>>72282636
I have
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>>72281718
>>72281736
rude
>>
Literally opened my third eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb8Xy7ljpEc
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>>72282451
Can't be arsed to watch this, is it anything like the opening scene from The Way of the Gun?
>>
>>72282579
trying not to burst out lauging at this on the train
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>>72282668
font
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>>72282577
What position were they in. Was it 2 guys?
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>>72282692
moonspeak at the top of the video, shan't be clicking play
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>>72282497
really is fascinating how you are so blinkered by your dogmatic ideology that you immediately leap to defend muslims instead of criticising the scum in the article.
the first thing you literally thought of was the tired old 'not all muslims' tripe instead of sympathising with the victims. give your head a massive wobble.
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>>72282727

on the way home now from dublin?
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Sitting next to what I have just realised is a prayer room in this uni building. Genuinely look down upon religious people desu. Can't help it.
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Biggie smalls > tupac
>>
all a man needs in life is a wank and a poo
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>>72282793
Well said.
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>>72282817
it's mad as fuck that anyone is religious these days
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racism is a big problem in the 21st century 2bh
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>>72282739
Dunno, why?
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>>72282817
Me too desu I have nothing against them but it's this subconscious feeling towards them.
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the 'ddits down
don't know what to do now
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>>72282858
it's not enough of a problem
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>>72282818
Truth
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>>72282858
thats what happens when people like you support unwavering mass immigration from the 3rd world. you made your bed now sleep in it.
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>>72282883
you're right, we should be taking it more seriously
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>>72282817
The problem with religious people is that you can't ever really trust them.

People realise this even if they're not consciously aware of it and it makes them uneasy.
>>
*drops an atomic weapon on Dublin, killing all of its inhabitants and destroying the city*
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you know what i like most about drinking hard alcohol? the way your throat convulses slightly when you swallow it

wonder if i can replicate this feeling by sucking willies
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>>72282897
nobody has ever supported "unwavering mass immigration from the 3rd world"

do you normally argue only in strawmen?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkWq8bBirKg

beast of a tune lad
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>>72282960
loads of people support it
get your head out of the sand
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Getting in the mood to start writing my assignment lads, I can see the words in my head.
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Bought a thermos flask

now I'm one of those smug bellends who always has steaming hot coffee/tea on tap.
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>>72282817
once went down to the basement of my uni for a cheeky nap and stumbled upon almost all the muslims in my class silently standing and facing an empty wall
p scary stuff
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>>72282793
no?

the guy I was replying was complaining about pakis as a whole
I'm not defending muslims, I'm just pointing out how the actions of a few muslims don't represent all muslims.

>blinkered by your dogmatic ideology
hmm I wonder where you've stolen this from
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i can't get to sleep again, guess i better pop out the old 'zepam
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>>72282960
ikr!
*votes labour*
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>>72282972
shit
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>>72282978
Same but for cleaning my kitchen.

I'm envisioning myself popping down into the cellar to get the mop right now.
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>>72283004
keen on some 'zepam myself

wonder drug
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>>72282972
I have this on original vinyl. I can't sell it because it's called "The Band"
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make new thread or I'll make an abhorrent yank edition
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>>72283003
keep your cretinous virtue signalling to yourself next time.
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>>72283036
Why would you want to sell it?

One of the best bands around 2bh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwPd27sg_k
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>>72282986
I bring my cereal to work in this plastic bowl thing that has a lid and a compartment for the milk.

I bet there's some twat who finds it annoying.
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>>72282913
This. A lot of Christians I've noticed appear to be very nice and kind (and some genuinely are), but it appears false and contrived a lot of the time. Almost similar to the way an ambitious sociopath would behave, because they actually think to some extent there is an all seeing god judging them.
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>>72283032
Good lad, I think we should make these thoughts a reality desu, let's fucking get it done.
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racism doesn't fix anything
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>>72283034
yeah i know, but my doctor only prescribed me 2mg pills

he must think i'm a real chump
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>>72283075
Got no money
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>>72283086
that is pretty annoying

why don't you eat it at home
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Please respond
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>>72283116
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>>72283100
>2mg
Literal child dosage

Order some blues from alpha bay
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>>72283101
>>72283101
>>72283101
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>>72283088
being brainwashed into a particular way of thinking that fervently opposes reason and logic fucks up your mind.
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It is quite interesting the way you lot see religious people to be desu.
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>>72283114
I don't really feel hungry till about mid morning.
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>>72283132
my doc's a good guy but a bit of a stinge

he's the same bender gp i mentioned earlier if you saw that
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>>72282094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpR-OBnNBHo
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