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>this /dixie/ lark is still going
crease, yanks are fully autistic
>2000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at hunting and fighting
>1000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at farming
>300 years ago success is defined by how daring a man is and how far he will go across the world
>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
>present day, success is defined by how good a man is at navigating a office full of bitchy women and incompetent managers
AH
YES
>>72279797
>/dixie/
more like /dicksea/
reminder that the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity
>>72279727
forocochero de mierda. Fuck off
>>72279696
gib independence
>t.Somaliland
>>72279804
going to need this posted at least 2 more times before it can really fully activate my thinking cells
>posts new thread when old one hasn't reached bump limit
you've made a RIGHT fool of yourself
>>72285185
>>72285382
Not good enough. Not a piggy yet
>>72285382
>>72285404
this is fake, right?
>>72285446
yes
>>72285446
yeah you're fine, keep dildoing away
>>72285438
Certainly getting the ol' willy tingling but not enough to enslave me as a little piggy
>>72285438
Has she actually any nudes?
>>72285382
>Hey mom remember when you wrote left and right on my arms so that i'd remember ?
>I just took it one step further with this tattoo on my ass.
>>72285438
just gooned at this
BBC 2 right now, lads. The Hunt.
what the FUCK janny
>>72285602
there's 2 /brit/ threads up at the moment so he is NOT pleased
threads
>>72287439
>>72287446
>>72287498
queue t
can't fucking stop wanking
Time to get the 'nime started.
>>72287526
sad cases
>>72287498
what a fucking narcissist
>>72287498
>>72287498
>>72287508
repulsive slug
want her dead
>>72287498
name?
>>72287547
what the FUCK is happening with article 50?
>>72287498
Can't stand it when birds do this, I know they're pretty and all but watching them act like autists on camera like kpop girls is just cringeworthy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_MacRae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kelly_(weapons_expert)
what did they know lads ?
>>72287574
>>72287592
iraq had no wmd
>>72287585
>>72287558
>>72287605
>>72287498
i hate women
>>72287622
>gif
fuck off
post a meme, get heem'd
>>72287592
>welsh
>scot
>irish
don't care
stop posting this vapid slag
Rate my GET from the other night lads.
>>72287622
wish I was born a girl
>>72287659
Stop posting this
>>72287669
moved out but mummy and daddy pay half my rent and I don't have a landlord
>>72287653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0w4GLkZJU
>>72287687
what did he mean by this
@72287703
never (You) me ever again
>>72287676
same
imagine being a slut and fucking big dicked guys
>>72287703
I hate this thing
So close to looking human, but there's just something wrong about her
Maximum uncanny valley
>>72287640
>>72287748
>>72287498
>>72287605
is her name emily rudd?
>>72287703
makes me sad
>>72287734
like how you can see him looming in the laptop reflection of every pic
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>72287772
Did you lads fill out your March Madness bracket?
>>72287779
yes
>>72287806
>>72287833
>>72287802
*flushes you down the loo*
>>72287855
Could you imagine a fate worse than being Scottish and living in Scotland?
I can't.
there's this girl who I'm not friends with but whenever I see her out he kiss hello
not a fan of this arrangement
Absolute choon lads
https://youtu.be/a0BkP5HDWj0
>>72287868
>>72287872
Being English and living in Scotland
>>72280433
A tomar por culo.
>>72287679
Suck my willy.
>>72287872
NOT being Scottish and living in Scotland
>>72287902
waifuposters are worse than animeposters
>There are people that actually exist that deny the statistical reality that non-whites are more prone to criminality than whites
*blocks your path*
>>72287937
>>72287953
>>72287953
Agree
>>72287966
fake news
Might cook up some 'dles lads
>>72287953
>tfw anime-waifuposter
>>72287965
>>72287953
good post
>>72287996
>>72287962
imagine posing for that picture in the middle of a bookshop
women are so narcissistic
>>72287966
Delete this RIGHT NOW.
>>72288026
which orifice did that come from?
>>72288004
>>72287916
>>72287931
But at least you wouldn't be Scottish. No one could take that away from you..
>>72288061
>>72288039
anus
Getting the daily dose of Stefan Molyneux and Lauren Southern lads
>>72288004
>>72288075
reminds me of ryry
>>72288075
>>72288105
>>72288114
listening to the pet shop boys
>>72288135
>>72288136
Really like the pet shop boys, what song?
the goal gf
>>72288152
joking m8 they're crap
>>72288148
>>72288152
its a sin
>>72288170
she looks like an ugly cunt in that interview she did on french tv
>>72288186
see what I dont like is she'll be posing like that and if I were to go up and grab her buttocks I would be considered the arsehole. society is fucked
>>72288198
Only 2 girls have ever found me attractive and even that's probably not true. I'm assuming one of those girls found me attractive, so I guess I can only really say "only 1 girl has ever found me attractive" with any conviction.
>>72288200
may you please provide a link?
>>72288180
Quiet down.
>>72288190
Good lad.
>>72288223
t. paki rapist
i wonder what horse cheese tastes like. or dog cheese. or bear cheese. fuck the possibilities are endless.
>>72288240
FONT
>>72288262
I've got some cheese for you *unzips dick*
>>72288247
https://youtu.be/SN1feAGd8sk
>>72288284
what are your thoughts on universal basic income
>>72288303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euCqAq6BRa4
can you dump all the emily pics in a rar so I can go through them in my own time
>>72288294
bit ordinary but cute imo
AY O
LETS GO!
AY O
LETS GO!
AY O
LETS GO!
listening to Seal
>>72288325
>>72288343
hey boy siting in your tree x
>>72288329
nice try
>>72288355
might get a Townes van Zandt tattoo but can't think what that would actually look like
>>72288383
>>72288321
Not a possibility except with a total post-scarcity fully automated society with zero/extremely limited immigration
Got Anaal Nathrakh in my YouTube history from some lad, absolute shite.
the body is a vessel for the soul
>>72288404
>>72288293
your dick has a zip on it?
>>72288426
Eating Indomie lads
>>72288321
absolute nope
promotes lazyness and would be a very big blow to our society
It would make many people want to live a mediocre lifestyle
going to reheat last night's leftovers now
don't have a microwave though
1. This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.
>>72288470
fuck off paki
>>72288407
Ah yes I remember those days
>>72288496
>William Woodward So if Scotland votes to leave the U.K, can we have another referendum after to have them reinstated? I've had enough of referendums, you can't keep having them until you get the answer you want. It should be one a generation.
Why are rorkes so bitter and angry?
They don't have to even vote in this one.
Would you lads shag a bird that had a feminine bollock?
(And I do mean *a* bollock)
>>72288531
>>72288531
dropped
>>72288564
https://youtu.be/XDgvpuo-4rE?t=259
what did he mean by this?
>>72288561
I'm getting the word... 'Rasheed'
Need a (You) and an amusing pic RIGHT NOW.
>>72288608
>>72288650
>gif
fuck off
>>72288652
that's my sister
>Jeremy Wood If at first you don't succeed keep pestering until you do. The Scottish people voted. Like Brexit there was a vote, it was decided. She won't be happy until the united kingdom is anything but united. We have so many uncertainties especially now we need to stick together.
Ironic...
>>72288608
>>72288676
Fuck me, just had the worst haircut of my life
>go to same barbers I've been going to for years
>same barber every single time
>knows the haircut I like
>go in today
>new guy
>overweight, sweaty, long greasy hair
>uhhh is X around?
>no, his day off
>too awkward to leave so go through with it anyway
>cuts it too short all over
>brings hairline on my neck THREE INCHES higher than it was before
>accidentally shaves a chunk out of one side when the attachment fell off the clipper
JUST
>>72288608
>>72288589
>>72288723
Better commit an old 'cide and preserve your family's honour lad
>>72288608
Me and my online bf.
>>72288638
Not a fan.
>>72288680
A fan. Cпacибo бoльшoe!
>>72288766
>>72288496
B L A C K E D
>>72288820
>Anna Nicole Price We voted as a whole to leave the UK why can't people just move on. It was clear that Scotland wanted to stay part of the UK last time now the eu referendum came out this woman is throwing her toys out the pram. Can't politicians play nice and get on with what the UK wanted and get us out of the eu
Ahh yes, the old uni o' 'ife student.
why didn't the leftists just be more moderate with their left wing policies? they'd still be in power if they didn't annoy the centre, centre right and right wing so much
Are kebabs genuinely tasty in England or just drunk food?
>>72288778
The fucking state of it
I'm livid
>>72288871
>>72288652
that's me mum
>>72288845
Giving me mixed signals with this post bh.
>>72288885
depends on the place and what kebab you get
a shitty doner kebab is just drunk people food
whereas a chicken and lamb tikka kebab would be something sober people will get from a takeaway for tea
>>72288902
>>72288902
you got me
>>72288652
Never even seen a cleavage that close up before in real life.
>>72288885
drunk food for plebs with no self-respect
how do you grab songs from myspace
>>72288939
she is very annoying
>>72288723
>cuts it too short
Do you not know the number for the clipper guard that your haircut normally gets?
Don't tell me you're a fucking woman that gets their hair cut with scissors.
>>72288986
yeah yeah like I said you are really fit but my gosh, don't you just know it
>>72288986
bout to run out
>>72288973
tape recorder
>>72288976
no u
>>72288963
>>72288963
me on the right
just a small town girl
livin' in a lonely world
>>72289021
same desu
hmu on /nederdraad/ when you have more
>>72288902
niggas head looking like a thumnb ffs lmfao
that lad last night in /brit/ got me wondering how many of you deviants own bum toys you regularly shove up there?
>>72289061
will lad x
hate the stigma that comes with working in a call centre
>>72289075
>>72289075
I used to when I was at uni
>>72289075
would love a fleshlight and a dildo but dont feel i have sufficient privacy
tried sticking a finger up my arse whilst wanking a couple times but wasn't really into it
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-reveals-als-diagnosis-1202007865/
doing a sad
>>72289118
me neither
enjoyed it when the gf finger-fucked me, whilst wanking me off and making me worship her feet (all simultaneous) though
>>72289099
don't think your bum should this red
see a doctor
>>72289075
i like doing it because it makes cumming feel better, i got a fair few toys, my favourite is a solid steel buttplug which weight like 700g
>>72289144
tried a couple of willies in my bum whilst wanking a couple times and i was really into it
just heemed an australian for working in a call centre
>>72289099
what is he even sitting on at this point
it's completely hollow
>>72289075
This is why Brit/pol/ will always be better than int. Fucking disgusting
Jason Manford is such a mum tier comedian
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
spongebob went shit after the movie, which was mediocre but not utter shit at least
>>72289193
chicken
rice
a fried egg
hot sauce
delicious
probably the most bent looking cunt in /brit/ but I've never had any temptation to do anything to my arsehole
>>72288561
Why can't pakis and lefties take no for an answer? Anyone else would have moved on having been defeated democratically by popular vote. But no, not the left, not the pakis. Fucking tantrum children that they are, constantly have to complain when shit doesn't their way, depite them being the minority. Oh, and I'll lump Scottish people in general in with those pakis and lefties too. They're just as bad.
Fuck off.
>>72289219
neck yourself mate
suppose you'd rather talk about the latest from the house of commons
we don't need no education
>>72289219
>Fucking disgusting
he says as he posts a noncey drawing of an underage schoolgirl
fuck off back there
>>72289246
do you just do stuff to other lads arseholes?
>>72279804
No that is definition of a wagecuck
>>72289222
How about that CIDA trade thing huh
>>72289099
whats that?
lads
just downed 2 bottles of calpol and 4 paracetamol
see you on the other side
Tory Election Fraud
Rate my new meme
>>72289327
see you tomorrow
>>72289255
>take no for an answer
but the right answer is yes anon :) we should support peoples right to a democratic vote. Do you not like democracy?
me 'n' the senpai'
>>72289317
Your dad's ravaged anus after I brutally raped him
sainos > the 'trose > tesco's > asda > morrisons
>>72289362
**Aldi > sainos > the 'trose > tesco's > lidl > asda > morrisons
Who /Leicester/ here?
>>72289362
Tesco > Morrisons > Asda > Sainos > 'trose > Aldi
if you have a wireless kettle you should FOB
>he doesn't do his shopping at home bargains
creasing
it's the same stuff without the colourful labels
>>72289360
>breaking news: white man has to emigrate to find obedient partner
literally crawling on the floor for fear of a beating
penis in the bumhole goes
IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
>>72289395
>>72289362
'sco's > sainos
>>72289354
>we should support peoples right to a democratic vote
not if it discredibilizes another vote only one or two years earlier
That would mean that no elections hold a true meaning
>>72289395
>>72289431
mixed reports on aldi
just got back from a brutal SESH at the gym with the LADS
absolutely SMASHED it haha
me and the lads are off to NANDOS now for a quick bite to eat haha then a cheeky tuesday night drinking SESH haha love life x
>>72289362
aldi > lidl > waitrose = sainsbury's > morrison's > tesco >>>>> asda
ok google where is the nearest bargain booze
>>72289360
fuck me this really baffled me because i didnt watch the full video but he sure scored good
Morrisons > Lidl > Aldi > don't care
aldi is dogshit on the continent but quite nice in the UK
>>72289484
excellent post
>>72289469
played the latest fifa yet lad? daz came round with it the other day and it was belting hammered him haha
>>72289445
east asian gfs are the future
international relations experts usually have international relationships haha
>he doesnt shop at iceland and farmfoods
POSH TWATS OUT
>>72289484
>lidl
this is a second rate shop here, why do you like it la
>>72289433
What do you mean a wireless kettle?
How do you heat it without a wire and plug?
>>72289530
iceland is for lazy twats who can't cook their own food and can only do it using a microwave
>>72289573
pic
>>72289530
Iceland, Farmfoods and Tesco to be desu.
>>72289573
maybe it's chargeable?
>>72289456
your erections hold no true meaning
>>72289451
clockwork orange is one of my #1 movies
>>72289526
still cringed when I saw her scrambling around and him ignoring the the kids.
that photo op you posted is obvious damage control.
met too many white/asian couples like this.
>farmfoods
>>72289590
Where do you get your chicken tikka lasage then mate?
Noticed a large increase in wanting do a cheeky 'cide ever since moving to London desu lads, I wonder what the connection is
>>72289590
I have pretty much the same
>>72289609
nothing does anyway lad X
>>72289360
interesting map projection there
Lads, where do you take a lass for a first date?
I'm looking for something nicer than Nandos/Wetherspoons but not too posh.
>>72289622
a regular store like a regular person
>he doesn't buy his groceries online and have them delivered to his home
About to send a grovelling text to the gf/ex-gf :S
>>72289615
there is literally nothing wrong with farmfoods
very reputable retailer
>>72289615
If he dieted for 2 months he would be in OK shape. But you can see the life has left his eyes
>>72289661
pub
>>72289661
pizza express or some trendy local cafe
pizza express if she's poor
trendy local cafe if she's cool
>>72289661
See Trip Advisor
>>72289661
a nice middle class pub for a few pints/kopparbergs
>>72289697
hahaha great film! good to see another redditor on here!
>tfw shill for the company i work for regularly on the chon (not included in my pay packet)
are jezza
>>72289661
never a chain-place if you can help it.
>>72289661
My house lad you can wait outside
>>72289661
go to a trendy student bar
just realised yanks sit their driving test in their own car
>>72289661
pub
>>72252985
2, 3, 1
>the so called f.lux
>Sir Patrick Stewart is fostering a pitbull and the internet can't handle it
Oh really
it can't handle it
wow
pass is about to expire lads
business idea: run the TFL like the japanese run their railways
need a bottle of rum hooked to my veins
the names Mohammed, but you can call me Rasheed.
>>72289903
Don't let it lad
You'll be stuck looking like a newfag when you buy a new one
Believe me, I know
>>72289886
5 minutes to go
>>72289654
They probably found the one that made korea look the biggest