>Australia Not even once.

>>72276829
spiders tend to lay their eggs in similar manners accross the globe dum-dum, they do that too in france.

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>>72276829

>>72276858
>didn't see the giant spider at the end
Go back to class, Bilel. Lunch break is over.

man im glad the giant spider thing is just a meme dumb foreigners believe, im arachnaphobic as fuck.

you're part of the family now

>>72276829
Why does it have only 6 legs?

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What you want is a spider hunting spider.

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>>72276829
>tfw you will never have a cocoon under your bed

>>72277826
I make my own sound effects when I watch this

>>72277826
elise afk bm

>>72276858
this.

>>72276905
looks like an oversized running crab spider. nothing to be afraid of. pretty charming, on the contrary.

the "spiders r spoopy" meme is retarded.

the only spider which regularily kills people is the brazilian wandering spider. others can give nasty bites, but fatality rates are marginal, if not nonexistant.

>>72277043
>t. 6 foot spider

>>72278275
Even animals in brazil are murderers

>>72276829
spiders are harmless, besides I've never even met one

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>be me
>house on our farm to myself while my parents are overseas
>go outside to smoke some weed one night
>as I walk around the verandah, see pic related
>big fat female huntsman spider with 50-100 baby spiders on its back
>pretty creepy
>it's super defensive when I go near it
>it comes towards me a bit, then backs off
>take some photos and decide to leave it alone
>walk around the other side of the house
>sit down on a chair against the wall of the house and roll a fat joint
>smoke said joint and proceed to play games on my phone for ~20 mins
>throughout all of this I've been leaning forward on my chair high as fuck
>go to lean back on my chair and rest my head against the wall
>for some unknown reason I decide to check the wall first
>30 centimetres behind me, exactly where I was going to rest my head is the big fucking hunstman spider
>MFW
>freak out
>go from terminally chill to murderous in 0.1 seconds
>run to the laundry
>get a can of insect spray
>spider is still on the wall
>proceed to nuke it with insecticide
>as soon as I spray it the tiny babies on it's back scatter in every direction
>try to stop them escaping but there's so many
>focus the spray on the big spider
>20 seconds of nonstop spraying and the spider is now white with fly spray and not moving anymore
>still freaked out
>feel sad for killing it and all it's babies
>but more angry for it almost getting in my hair
>go inside, chop up weed
>smoke a bong inside

>>72278275
Why are you formatting your posts spaced out like that?

>>72278827
he's acoustic

>>72277826
>>72277864
I heard the "Mission: Impossible" theme.