I just went to public toilet with a mirror wall in stall and realised that I am a pläp. But my anus is normal, not like on picture. Is pläp anus a necessary requirement to be one?
>>72275394
pläp is a meme
>>72275427
But my ballsack literally hangs lower than penis.
>>72275505
It stands for "pung längre än penis", "ballsack longer than penis".
>>72275505
as it does for all white men
white penises are small unless erect in order to conserve heat in cold climate
>>72275505
That's probably only because you have a really tiny dick
>pläp
>pung längre än penis
Never knew this was an international phenomenon.
fix your posture and/or stop taking it up the bum
>>72275574
my white penis hangs lower than by ballsack
>>72275776
meat penis is not aryan
blood penis is
>>72275394
The requirement for PLÄP is the ballsack. Anus is optional.
>>72275942
what did he mean by this
>>72276006
whites are growers, not showers
My ballsack hangs lower than penis but they are both small
>>72275564
Is he sticking his finger down his urethra?
>>72276082
Welcome to the club, Pläp-Tyrone Jr.
I'm sort of a plap, but I think it's because I'm morbidly obese.
>>72276074
but I'm somewhere in between then, I still nearly double my size when going hard but it hangs lower than my balls when soft
Swedes may not be representative of all white people. My parents are british and I'm white to the point where I can't get tanned despite living in australia
Bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
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>>72277048
thank you poland
>>72277048
Thanks, slavbro. Let's make this thread more /int/-related though.
1) your cunt
2) are you a pläp?
3) how do you feel about this? Will you ask everybody to call you Pläp-Yourname from now on?
>>72276082
sissy
>>72275564
>tfw westerners actually believe that homosexuality should be legal
>>72280485
Yes, we should ban what two consenting adults enjoying doing with each other at the expense of no one else.
What other things should we outlaw, anon? Music? Making fun of religions?
>>72275394
I hate taking shit because my penis touches the inner ring of toilet. Imagine all the diseases I've got so far.
>>72280792
It's a significant problem too, I even touched toiled bowl itself (not only seat) from the inside, it's just disguisting.
>>72281628
Yup, this is exactly what I meant.
>flap your pläp
>>72281699
>tfw not fläp
does this mean I'm infertile?