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>>72274142

>>72274142
wow, look at that wet pussy

>>72274142
haha look at how cute it is

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Reposting my blog.

Was in a hurry this morning and pushed in a glass door. It shattered and cut my nose and head quite badly. In a & e now least I don't have to work haha

normalizing the old sleep schedule lads

>>72274127
just anti-government/minarchest at heart, believe the government should do the bare majority to keep the peace (at least in social terms) and they don't have the right to take a person's life
governments will never actually be the people but will always be a representative, maybe if there was a vote everytime someone faced the chair I would agree but the physical act of them killing someone doesn't sit well with me

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Fucking woke up five times last night and on the last go it was half an hour before my alarm went off and I kept imagining so clearly that I could hear it ringing every five minutes. FUCK THIS WAGGIE SHIT

Should I bring my fleshlight with me on holiday lads

bumhole's been quite itchy all day

>>72274175
>a & e
what is this?

>>72274201
i'm not going to comment how i'd help you because that's exactly what you want.

mum just called me a vile subhuman piece of filth lmao classic mum

>>72274142
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489445691642.webm
wet pussy

>>72274218
guess

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Why did the Nazis do all those good things but then those bad things? Why didn't they just do good things?

>A length of rope is expensive
What did he mean by this?

>>72274221
if you're talking about buggery, that's not at all what i want

>>72274218
>a & e
>accidents
>emergencies

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>>72274267
>female

>>72274279
dont think it would help anyway

>>72274277
a lethal injection isn't expensive either but the entire process still costs yanks close to a million for a single case

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can hear the fucking snow plows coming from a mile away

>>72274276
what bad things?

>>72274338
Losing the war

>watch american """"historical"""" """"documentary"""" about the nazis
>"jesse owens was snubbed by hitler and was furious that he was above the so called 'aryan master race'"
>meanwhile in real life
>hitler and the rest of the cabinet knew that the blacks would be a shoo in for the running, as they are genetically better at it
>hitler waved and smiled at jesse owens after he won his gold medals
>FDR was actually the one who snubbed hitler
ah yes, the american ""facts""

>>72274344
>>hitler and the rest of the cabinet knew that the blacks would be a shoo in for the running, as they are genetically better at it
proofs?

>>72274344
Ah yes the people dont like the nazis because of jessie owens

>>72274186
I can appreciate your point of view in a more general sense but I do think the state has the right to take life when the crime is suited and it's in the interest of the populace e.g. not have the worst criminals running around/not having to pay for their upkeep.

>>72274176
Is capital punishment even nearly expensive as having to keep someone in a life sentence.
Also on a related point, how the fuck did we get to the point where I could be considered dignified to execute someone with lethal injection. seems to me the only dignified methods are hanging or shooting, atleast they could die on their feet. injection is the most inhuman, industrialised way of doing it possible

how is capital punishment expensive?

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Hello british friends how are you today

>>72274343
American, British and Russian ZOG
same as why all bad things happen

>>72274338
They killed qt slav girls and didn't kill enough gypsies

might mix mdma with piracetam

>>72274175
I know you want sympathy but that sounds pretty funny lad. ABSOLUTE BOOFHEAD walked into to a glass door like he's got a little irish bird brain HAHAHA

>>72274363
capital punishment costs a tonne in the US because lawyers have to file loads of papers before they execute some and theres appeals beforehand
also I agree, death by firing squad is much more dignified then the lethal injection

first class never seems to be next day for me
anyone else?
it's not really a remote area, but it's pretty rural

>>72274393
Check out the movie London (2005).

He and Statham were excellent in it.

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>"Lets leave the EU to stop the islamisation of Bri-"

>>72274448
fucked it we have

>>72274448
if anyone actually did this they'd just be called racist

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>>72274448
that isn't why leave won though

>>72274448
>/brit/
>irishman posts

really makes me ponder

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>>72274474
This is why leave won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdLxTXBaAY

>>72274448
Merkel trying to get the Rorkes on her side again. Sad!

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>>72274448
>European court of justice can make laws affecting minor regulations in your countries businesses

>>72274492
i feel sorry for them desu
most of them see their communities ruined by nonwhites but they dont know why its happening or how to stop it

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>>72274370
this

just put them by a wall and shoot a bit

how is that expensive?

>>72274363
>injection is the most inhuman

Don't get that at all. Hanging is torturous for the convicted having to wait while everything is set up and can easily be butchered. And how is having your body pumped with bullet holes more humane than a painless and calming injection?

we need to strengthen ties with the commonwealth and prioritise their immigration

>>72274512
not enough it seems
im doing an unpaid internship for 3 months, that would be illegal in half of europe but not this shithole

>>72274523
nah nah i'm trying to get a legitimate answer from that lad's assertion that killing a guy is more expensive than letting him live in prison

>>72274538
Start with South Africa ASAP.

>>72274574
I know a family that became British citizens after moving here from South Africa and the two daughters are inhumanly fit

>wash face
>blink
>greasy again
am I doomed to be 13 years old forever?

>>72274474
based yanks knowing more about britain than the brits

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Wish I were a Christian desu

>>72274538
but then all the pakis will come to australia since it's clearly the best country in the commonwealth

>>72274602
convert then

>>72274527
you RUNTOID I wasn't talking about the pain, I was talking about this spirit and dignity of human beings. Being strapped to a chair while poison runs through your veins is a disgusting way to die and only suitable for soulless automatons. If it hurts a little more to die like a man then that's what it takes

>>72274602
>the eu around her head

hmmm

>>72274612
I can't make myself actually believe though

>>72274620
That is what the EU flag is based on

sick of the ed sheeran meme

>>72274602
dunnae about CoE but the catholic church never shuts its fucking mouth about helping refugees and stuff. My local priest used to talk about it every sunday
thats why i stopped going to mass desu

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>>72274527
>Hanging is torturous for the convicted having to wait while everything is set up
AHAHAHAHAHA

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>nicola, what do you want to be when you grow up?
>william wallace

>>72274572
because murder trials with the potential for a death penalty verdict go on forever, and rightly so

barristers aren't cheap

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>>72274634
last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like poo

>>72274572
not him but it's true, current practices dictate a lot of expensive health checks to see if someone is fit to die (lel), legal process etc
if you decide capital punishment should only be reserved for the most violent offenders then you add another layer of legal complexity in attaining that status which is even more costly, overall it's the fucked bureaucracy which is integral to judicial/ government processes

>>72274619
I'm sure if given the choice you would spend your last moments on earth writhing around in unbearable pain rather than just sitting down and drifting off quietly

runt-tier thinking 2bh

Battlefield 1: In the Name of the Tsar - “Enter the biggest front of WW1 with the Russian Army. Ride in Galicia with the legendary Hussars during the Brusilov offensive. Partake in the skirmishes of the Albion assault in a freezing archipelago and fight in the snow covered ravines of the treacherous Lupkow Pass.
Battlefield 1: Turning Tides - “Participate in the amphibious warfare of WW1. Embark with the new destroyer into intense tactical naval clashes. Master the coastal class airship in the fierce interplay between land, air and sea. Engage in the daredevil Zeebrugge raid and storm the beaches in the first days of the Gallipoli offensive.
Battlefield 1: Apocalypse - “Go over the top in the most infamous battles of WW1. Conquer bitterly contested ground with brutal tools and unique weapons born out of desperation and deadlock. Never before have the nightmarish horrors of the Great War been closer as you descend into hell. Prepare to enter the Apocalypse.”

Might burn the British flag

Thoughts?

>>72274638
Stopped going to church cause the priest is a fucking casual and I know religion better than him.

>>72274621
This is the best way to believe. just study philosophy, theology, and biblical criticism for years and then you can make up an excuse for anything

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What do britfags think about these films?

capital punishment is runtoid

Two weeks left until my two week long holiday in America

Quite excited :) x

how is it tuesday

could've sworn it was sunday yesterday

>>72274698
gallipoli mentioned

>>72274698
quite odd how they make a game out of the most horrific event in human history.

>>72274705
Never watched it because they look really shit

never met a nice south african

>>72274714
is it played from your mum's perspective or her midwife's?

funny how rorkes complain about foreigners not being nice when they on 4chan say they should be killed and are generally vile people

Have to get another referral for my psychologist to receive my last 4 visits covered my Medicare.

Would rather leave it as I'm going to kill myself in two weeks but don't want to deal with the questions from everyone of why I'm not continuing.

Better to play along and keep everyone thinking everything is fine?

>>72274619
>die like a man

oh just fuck off. firing squads are brutal and mutilate the convicted, those ISIS beheadings sure were dignified right? because it's essentially the same method.

>>72274739
that IS funny

>>72274714
WW2 had more people die and also had death camps. WW1 is really unrepresented in popular culture desu I am a WW1 fag and there are so many good films and gameplay possibilities but people generally just focus on how horrible it all was rather than any of the action of excitement.

death tried to take my again
fucker won't accept I'm not into him

>>72274693
yr the runt-thinker mate. turn up the hyperbole, this is bullshit. Why would you even want to drift off quietly?

>>72274448
won't this help stop the Islamisation of Britain? Don't get your point

Might start calling people runts in real life

>>72274746
>mutilate

They aim for the heart you muppet, they leave the head and face intact

>>72274739
huh never thought of it that way...

>>72274752
>we should should people to death because it's more manly
cannot even begin to imagine being this much of a runt
fuck off you underage prole
>>72274767
>aim
key word there, people miss

>>72274748
hitler was a good boy, he dindu nuffin

>>72274719
not surprising mun

when did you realise you were gay?

>>72274760
brexit means brexit

>>72274739
treating people the same way to their face and in private is unbritish

shaved my bum bum last week

the stubble grown back and the friction from it has caused a fucking horrific rash between my arse cheeks, they are on fucking fire and it hurts to sit down or even move

hows your morning going boyos

>>72274175
natural selection
sorry lad

>>72274787
when i wanted to fuck a friend
puberty-ish
12-13?

>>72274698
>Battlefield 1: In the Name of the Tsar - “Enter the biggest front of WW1 with the Russian Army. Ride in Galicia with the legendary Hussars during the Brusilov offensive. Partake in the skirmishes of the Albion assault in a freezing archipelago and fight in the snow covered ravines of the treacherous Lupkow Pass.
I hope they have the Battle of Tannenberg. Russia got fucked up beyond belief there. An interesting thing they could do in the future is a Civil War map between the Reds and Whites.

>Battlefield 1: Apocalypse - “Go over the top in the most infamous battles of WW1. Conquer bitterly contested ground with brutal tools and unique weapons born out of desperation and deadlock. Never before have the nightmarish horrors of the Great War been closer as you descend into hell. Prepare to enter the Apocalypse.”
So what will that be, Verdun and the Somme?

I think it's a shame the campaign didn't have French and German missions. Would've been much more interesting that just "hurr allies good triple alliance bad".

>>72274796
>hows your morning going boyos

much better now i've read that

>>72274764
Nah don't bother m8. Already tried it in real life at a bar, he just called me a newfag and slapped my gf's arse

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>>72274780
I never said that or downplayed the horror of WW2, I don't see why we can make cool action and the exciting part of WW2 but not for WW1 it's not like it was less horrific.

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Would ever visit the DPRK lads?

>>72274818
sure

>>72274818
nah it's weird there

>>72274809
i think you've got me confused with someone else, my post was just a fuckabout post not meant to be taken seriously, and i'd like to withdraw from this discussion now if it's all the same to you

>>72274746
>>72274776
Injection is one rung of the ladder below gas chambers. It's the tool of a faceless state operating on a powerless individual. nobody should have to die like that

>>72274804
Verdun maps come out today for premium users (like me) in the next hour. I bet Apocalypse is the Somme and Passchendaele, probably Vimy ridge map to pander to the Canadian market.

People on /his/ are so mad about this game it's hilarious.

the indian woman at my local dunkin donuts always gets my order wrong because she can barely speak english

>>72274835
/brit/ is a serious general.

>>72274796
Just ask your boyfriend shoot on your crack. Healing properties are on their way.

>>72274818
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxAUyVet8A

>>72274818
already have

spoiler: it's pretty shit

>>72274846
is she qt?

>>72274818
yeah it's doesn't look that bad desu

>>72274846
>dunkin donuts
utter runt

>>72274794
it's almost as if the perfidious nickname was well deserved...

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>>72274841
what isn't /his/ mad about? it's like is /pol/ and tumblr met

>>72274853
>north korea
>eating
nice meem

>>72274886
FOY

>>72274740
psychologydropoutlad?

shall not be using shan't from now on as it is demonstrably an archaic meme word that serves no purpose in modern society, I implore everyone else to follow my example

>>72274918
shan't

>>72274918
shan't

>>72274839
Injections are peaceful for both the recipient and the people viewing if the country/state allows it like in the U.S., many of which are family members
You didn't answer my question though, can you honestly say you would prefer being shot 6 or so times, with no guarantee of an instant death which could mean you have to lay there in your hood with bloody pouring out everywhere while people try to decide what to do next, rather than sit down and have a little needle prick? Just because it's somehow more manly to you?
Back in your cage

>>72274911
that was a persona created by me, he doesn't actually exist

>>72274891
Anything to do with Britain or England on that board just causes the most amount of butthurt it's hilarious

>>72274818
would if they had a 1970s GDR-style approach to tourism, right now no

>>72274933
alri paranoidofbeingdoxxedlad

>>72274994
also a persona created by me

/brit/ is like a petting zoo, and you're all eating out of my hand

>>72275017
*starts chewing on your back pocket*

>>72275026
hey stop that!
*tries to push your snout away*

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can a leaf explain this to me?

I have only had sex three times and it was with three different married women.

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I admire Israel

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>>72274970
>1970s GDR
comfy

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What a waste of a qt.

compulsive disorder got i've lads obsessive severe

>>72275056
Shlomo Solomonstein

>>72274932
I didn't think it was a question because the answer is obviously yes. I don't understand why you have this obsession with peacefulness, it's this sterile, impersonal, safe space culture that's roughing such a mess on our culture. It reduces the entirety of the human experience to eat, work, sleep, repeat.
Keep trying to call me edgy while you exaggerate hanging and shooting to sound like month long torture sessions but all I'm advocating is a small return to the way human societies have operated for thousands of years. your utter contempt for manliness and the fighting spirit makes you sound like an absolute nu-male, never seen anything like it. is your willy chaffing under its chastity gear?

>>72275056
wrong

It's downloading desu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXl2ZybwTk

Howling at the thought of the UK breaking up
>"""'United""" Kingdom
Who's gonna be the non-country now

>>72275134
Scotland

>>72275134
still you

>>72275131
>DLC
ah yes, EA

Belgium (Listeni/ˈbɛldʒəm/; Dutch: België [ˈbɛlɣijə] ( listen); French: Belgique [bɛlʒik] ( listen); German: Belgien [ˈbɛlɡiən̩] ( listen)), officially the Kingdom of Belgium, is a sovereign state in Western Europe bordered by France, the Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg, and the North Sea.

>>72275134
Hope the scots build a war on the English border 2bh

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>>72275134
DELETE

>Literally 'Chocolate & Paedo's': The (non-)country

Howling

got an urge to play the sims

morning you stupid cunts

>>72275148
>build a war
alri Chinese Trump

>>72275116
this is a pretty pathetic post
everyone throughout history has wanted to "die peacefully in their sleep at old age"

>>72274802
did you ever do it?

>>72275168
alri

>>72275170
chuckled

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the impending demise of a kingdom in north west europe, perhaps?

>>72275178
'no'
you'd be a pretty good debating partner if your actually made arguments and didn't just use weak putdowns

Good thing about wanking out of boredom is that it still feels really good.

>manliness
>the fighting spirit
get a loaf of this guy

>>72275178
Not me, old age is too far away desu

>>72275193
ah no even though he rubbed his willy against my bum and showed his bum once but we were fooling around
regret not having the courage to do anything
huge dick and fit 16yo body or something
still fap to this day thinking about it
he was probably bi or just horny, married now

>>72275134
>Who's gonna be the non-country now
It will always be the United Kingdom of Wales and England if nothing else because Wales is never going to leave.

>>72275229
bread?

>>72275229
>toxic masculinity

ah, yes

big vagina?

>>72275237
bit gay

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>>72275238
NOOO

>>72275238
It was always about the union between England and Scotland 2bh
Elevating Wales to that status would only be a sad attempt to save face.

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>>72275274
huuuge vagina

>>72275291
scotland is a massive drain on our economy just like NI is, I would have no problem with seeing both of them fuck off

i made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm3CBJAbhZc

hello i am from the UK
*scoxit*
hello i am from the K

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what's a belgium?

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>>72275312
So it Wales and the north of England....

fact of the day: tiny tim was 6'1"

>>72275312
reckon even if the scots left they'd weasel some agreement out to still have you send them money

>>72275327
It is a flat bit of land where world wars are fought

>>72275331
so just reduce the UK to the SE of England?

>literally hundreds of videos about wwi
>video about bankers
>just KNOW there will be jew shit in the comments
>comments disabled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBO01JY4aQ

kek

>>72275371
No, keep the UK together

>>72275371
Nah, London would leave too

>>72275382
must be some truth to it then if an acknowledgement is made through disabling comments.

business idea: every region in the UK becomes a sovereign state and leave the london lads to fuck off

>>72275382
to learn who rules over you...

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>manliness as a virtue is now cringe
THE STATE OF WHITEY

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>>72274142
>no pictures of cats enjoying baths

What a stupid fucking thread.

Update

4 stitches on the nose. 4 on the head. Well aware of my retardation.

>>72275430
But these mongs think 'manliness' is being a dick and taking the piss, not strength of character.

listening to music so rare it's hot to touch

im talking 500 views per video, bucko

stick that in your pipe and sm-

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Convincing tbqph

>>72275440
ill give you 4 on the chin if I ever see you IRL mate

>>72275390
that would be even more complicated than the uk leaving the EU

>>72275472
>wants independence
>immediately surrenders it to Brussels

Scotch Genocide

*smile at you from across the room*

>>72275472
How is this a contradiction? Ireland and the UK are separate, but people enjoyed kind of the same rights as two countries in the EU. Scotland could have the same relationship.

>>72275497
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>72275472
ah yes, and they'll definitely let Scotland straight in
nevermind the fact Turkey and Bosnia will be ahead in the queue, or that Spain and Belgium will veto their application to quiet down their own separatists

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tfw weak character and thin wrists

how do I be a man, /lit/?

*laughs at the smiling idiot in the corner*

Howling at how I changed the content of the entire thread with one(1)
Shows that the Anglos really do care and are saddened by this

>>72275497
*looks at you then at the floor*

>>72275515
>separatism and nationalism is bad
>voting SNP and wanting Scotland to separate from the UK is good
>not a contradiction

>>72275528
suck willy like Brando

>>72275521
You're behind the times, famalam.

There is no queue, and Spain have announced they won't veto Scotland.

Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school

>>72275553
British nationalism is bad.

Scottish nationalism is good, mainly because it wants to get away from British nationalism.

18 year old girl gave me head in public on Sunday night lads

weird, always considered her a shy virgin

Gonna laugh if Scotland leaves the UK just as the EU starts breaking up.

>>72275535
*walks over and sits next to you*
hey big guy...

>>72275472
Is there one good argument for internationalism? what made them this way? Why would anyone need a third English speaking state in the British isles?

>>72275274
>bit gay
I don't think so
it's perfectly normal for straight guys to play around with each other when they're young and learning about their dicks

>>72275579
the quiet ones are the demons in the sack

Ironically Belgium and Spain will be the UK's greatest allies against Scot independence
Our governments don't want precedent for regions leaving, so we'd block them from the EU(we have already declared that we'd do that)

Ah yes it's the @82 mong again.
Not only am I not interested in politics on /brit/, but I'm especially not interested in yanks discussing european politics.

>>72275606
is that what you said to yourself as you were doing gay things with another guy?

when will luca be posting his rug again

>>72275604
H-hi.

>>72275647
*places my hand on yours*

you come here often..?

>>72275633
what makes it gay exactly?

>>72275662
guys playing around with each others dicks is pretty gay

>>72275662
does gay mean something different in australia?

>>72274185
good lad

reckon I'll buy a sword to hang on my wall and pray to every day

being English and all, you know?

>>72275624
howd you know it's me

wish i could die x

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>>72275687
kind of

>>72275618
Take the proxy off, Nige.

http://www.thenational.scot/news/15149387.Spanish_MEP_from_ruling_party__We_won_t_veto_Scotland_s_EU_membership/

>>72275713
pretty sure it doesn't

im 99% sure that the ice cream is used to instigate homosexual acts

hence it being called a gaytime

anyone else notice that when people with dark eyes get old they get a little blue ring around their iris?

>>72275656
*bites lower lip*
Umm... Ugh, yeah.

>>72275733
>thenational.scot
sounds like the scottish daily mail

>>72275704
Because I can sense your bitterness. You always derail threads with things that should be discussed on /pol/. This is a poo and wank general.

>>72275750
No, but have you ever noticed how when Italians get old they rapidly begin to shrink and their heads become more and more round until its the shape of a basketball?

>>72275472
The EU isn't a country but the UK is

>>72275841
apparently the head never stops growing

>>72275733
koek @ die link maar wat ik zeg is juist hoor

>>72275793
Sounds like, but isn't.

If nothing else, an interesting counterbalance to a press which is traditionally highly aggressive towards independence.

>>72275733
ah yes, definitely not a biased source

>>72275834
the commiespammers ruin this general more than anyone i've seen in 2 years on /brit/
nearly every thread is derailed once they start

bit bored, might play mass effect and have a wank over jack

>>72275857
ik kan gebruiken google translate ook, vriend

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> .scot

>>72275881
disgusting creature
wank over liara

>>72275892
>i can use google translate too, friend
?

>>72275896
already fugged liara in the first one and have been regretting it ever since

>>72275892
amai vriend ge zal nie veel uit da machientje krijge zene als ge en dialect spreekt

>>72275861
Doesn't change the facts of the matter. If Scotland reapplies, Spain will not veto, at least according to this MEP.

tali all day every day

>>72275895
i hate when the normies discover /our guy/s

>>72275910
Dutch and English are very similar languages.

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I tried to find my very oldest #progress pics from when I first started working with a coach in 2014, but came up empty handed. Instead, I stumbled across pictures from a family trip to Cuba in 2010 - the year I came out as a lesbian. Put that side by side with a picture taken just today, almost 2.5 years after my second coming out (lol) when I proudly identified myself as a #transgender man. It's amazing to see what a few carbs, some #testosterone, #topsurgery, a lil' bit of ink, and a lot of confidence can do to your appearance, eh? At least I've had decently shaped eyebrows all along...

>>72275896
asari are bullshit

what kind of fat mentally retarded virgin came up with them?

>>72275789
*giggles and rests my head on your shoulder*

>>72275960
>these headcases get free testosterone on the NHS while I'm forced to get 8+ hours sleep, wank without cumming and do squats to get mine

pissing down in brisbane lads x

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normbulls, mooo

>>72275960
dont get transvestism and never will at this point

if i didn't have music readily available i'd probably just talk to myself all day

>>72275923
Facts are facts, Spain are unlikely to veto as the situation of Scotland just isn't comparable to Catalonia. Same goes for the Belgian separatism movements.

>>72276011
It's a type of schizophrenia, and can be cured with the same drugs (at much lower doses)

>>72275734
Hard to have a gaytime on your own x

>>72275933
it's about a month these days before our memes get used by the general populace

saw some normie girl using brainy wojak recently

dafuq

>>72275960
>This thing is allowed test.
>Its illegal for me to take it for better gains though
Hmmhmmm really thinking

>>72275972
idk they make no sense as a species
also pretty sick how they shun offspring of 2 asari and instead promote species mixing
but i suppose a species of only women would do that

>>72276056
Don't sprain a neuron dear!

drinking is when i feel happy

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BETTER TOGETHER, FRIENDS.

>>72276056
I swear someone on /fit/ told me test is legal in the UK

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>>72276007
very peaceful in the northern suburbs lad

>>72276040
Howling that you think to intelligent wojak has only been around a month newfriend

>>72276089
G R A C E
V I L L E

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>>72276084

>>72276117
*awoooooooga* *awooooooogggaa*
*awoooooga*
That's my 100th 'dora image

>>72276084
we're in a right mess

>>72275960
you looked happier before

>>72276084
>huffington
fuck off

>>72276129
actually its "aruga aruga"

you lads know any former pornstars that became real actors?

only one i can think of is that bird from game of thrones

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>actually its "aruga aruga"

pornstar here just became an actor

some runt asked me if i know anyone who did such a thing
he looked a bit bent

>>72276030
Oh boy in Belgium it's much worse, we have more to lose

>>72276192
Sasha Grey was in a movie or something

>>72276192
which one?

>>72276178
FOY, it's called rocket

>>72276192
alia atreides from dune miniseries
but too obscure for you to have any taste

>>72276242
the backstabbing whore

>>72276192
traci lords did a load of camp B movies

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>you want to gain more muscle and have higher energy levels? Sorry son test is an ILLEGAL DRUG LMAO
>you want to construct a fake penis, get rid of your vagina, cut off your breasts and try it become a man? Well dear I've got just the drug for you...

>>72276310
No one cares
Fuck off

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>>72274377
Not bad Yankbrah.

>>72276266
FOY

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5z8com/brexit_has_been_passed_the_false_song_of/?st=J09EZ9AL&sh=546f01a0

yanks make me laugh

pmsl Douglas Carswell has done it again

>>72276398
Shan't even contemplate clicking that link

>>72276290
>traci lords

isn't she the bird who did porn when she was 16?

>>72276242
tyrion's prozzie gf

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>>72276449
erm... not sure mate.
Don't think so that would be illegal and classes as child pornography I think

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>>72276398
jesus christ
absolute state of them
no wonder they're all underage mongrels like on /pol/

>>72276504
been looking for a pepe like this for a while

saved, thanks mate

>>72276522
they're much worse on t_d than /pol/ tbf

>>72276215
I don't see how the situation is comparable. Will the Flemish ever be allowed to hold their own referendum?

*rides with you*

moisturised my bellend

>>72276612
can i feel

wew there was a bit of a gap in posts there

thought everyone had fucked off to a new thread and not told me about it

Business idea: fuck off to a new thread and don't tell the aussies

why do scots even want a referendum?
they've already been told that they aren't going to be in the EU regardless
they have nothing to achieve by this, other than an act of rebellion

>>72276596
FOY

>>72276554
Binding referendums are illegal here, but the largest party here wants to turn the country in a confederacy, but they're not big enough on their own to do that. However everyone is really sensitive to the topic.

>>72276672

got a measly 14 dollarydoos in me bank account

guess i'll be getting drunk off goon tonight