/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

first for censorship is wrong in all forms

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slags

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Reminder that the USA and Japan are neighbors

>>72272682
LOL what a ridiculous view, thanks for reminding me why eating pussy is awful

#NotAllJannies

">>72272354
MIDWEST

>>72272698
t. janny

>>72272718
sweet dude why don't we just make twenty generals instead of one, what's next?

What does love feel like?

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>when the poop is brown

>>72272740
report them all

>>72272728
Over here, bud.

Guess why the last thread was deleted.

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>>72272741

>>72272763
Don't care

>>72272682
nice

>>72272763
because no one will touch your peeny but you

>>72272741
Like reaching the cosmos.

Test

>>72272802
Take the redpill, son.

>>72272802
I pegged him as a Holocaust denier, what with deleting all these historical images. Personally, I'll never forget, not sure why people down South have already forgotten.

>>72272682
>tfw you will never be eaten out by a cute girl

>>72272817
I pegged him as a giant faggot

Like that's gonna piss me off...

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How is everyone's evening going?

>>72272682
gross

>>72272856
>>72272816
>>72272837
>>72272802

Thanks, now I'm going to jail.

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>>72272882

>>72272428
Sounds cool, is this just for practice or is it something that will eventually get implemented?

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>>72272882
I believe you.

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would smash 2bh

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>mfw the only reason the /midwest/ thread is still alive is because of shills that keep bumping it.

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A fucking scorpion just hid under my bed, can't find it, just hope I won't get stung in my sleep

wanna HEEM some antifa

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>>72272922
>sage

>>72272928
Where do you live?

Fuckin' Durango?

>>72272928
why would you go to sleep

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>>72272922
>mfw regionals were tried back in the day but failed. And her we are again in the year of our Lord 2017 doing the same thing again

This weekend I'm going to buy a bottle of rum, what brand should I get?

>>72272928
it'll crawl into your bed, you'll roll onto it while sleeping and get stung

In a shitty hotel all by myself right now
One of the pillows has a lipstick smear on it

>>72272986
Captain Morgan ofcourse

>>72272986
kraken is pretty good. captain morgan spiced rum is also good. those are the only brands I've had

>>72272693
>>72272693
>>72272693
>>72272693
REEEEEEEEEE

>>72272999
>trips
Well shit, now I have to.

I can't stop writing music but I have no way to record anything or any money to pay someone to do it for me

>>72273010
you also have to pose like the man on the bottle. that's the one rule to drinking captain morgan

>>72272974
Jalisco
>>72272982
I am tired, need to wake up early in a couple of hours
>>72272988
Wouldn't be the first time, I've already set up a perimeter of bug spray around my bed, hope that will do the trick

>>72272997
Post pics from outside

>>72273018
>not setting up a perimeter of fire
It's like you want to die.

>>72272985
humanity doesnt learn from its mistakes

>>72273018
tie a rope around your neck, it keeps critters away while you're sleeping

It's snowing. Do I still go on my night walk?

>>72273018
Greetings from Sinaloa

12am here, have to wake up at 5am but the shitposting is too damn good

what an awful thread

>>72273045
That's the coziest time to wander the world.

>>72273013
You could record it via mobile phone at first, either filming yourself or making a memo. It's better than nothing. I tried to write lyrics, because I can rhyme decently, but they make me cringe and feel stupid afterwards so I always destroy them, and I can't sing or read notes, so I'm always like: fuck it.

>>72273057
Por pendejo

I get off work in half an hour lads, can't wait to go home, take a shower and sleep.

http://www.jagran.com/news/oddnews-world-s-first-emoji-snake-15668411.html
emoji python

>>72272896
for muh programming class. so many fucking classes and they all have to talk to eachother with their methods and stuff. Its pretty confusing desu

good thing I dont want to be a programmer

>>72273057
rude shit

>>72272741
like banks of san andreas

>>72273118
remember the horse racing from san andreas? best feature of the series

>>72273104
Geez, I want to be a programmer but I'm kinda bad at it.

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Fact of the Night: alcoholism is not a disease and your family loves you truly

THE WOODSMAN AND HIS DAUGHTER
THEY BOTH SHOOT RATHER WELL

gnight kids

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>>72272652

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>>72273020
Can't already showered and naked in bed
Here's part of the interior though

>>72273129
funny i was just reading this
http://www.jagran.com/news/oddnews-swedish-horse-racer-who-ate-her-beloved-horse-after-it-died-15644947.html

>>72273104
Cool, you using visual studio or something similar? Can't imagine programming a bookstore as an assignment without some sort of easy to implement GUI

Going to bed

Remember that you either laugh or get angry in life

>>72273187
I'm doing neither right now, hell sometimes I get sad

>>72273187
woah. ..

>>72273187
>Getting angry
>Not just adding another nail to a coffin already made of nails

>>72273187
Heh.... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry........

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>WBC
>players that are multi-generational americans playing for other countries
>literally fled these places for a better life
>would rather represent the places they ran from instead of the country that made them what they are

Trump should deport this people tbqh

>>72273177
>hotel bed
>naked

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY
I'VE GOT TO GO
GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH

>>72273268
You know how I know you're a virgin?

>>72273287
You know how I know you're a hedonist pig?

>>72273268
Yeah I only thought about that after I got in, too late now, oh well.

no virginshaming allowed here

virgins are high value

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>>72273295
>not being a virgin makes you a hedonist

oh my...

>>72273308
If you are unmarried and not a virgin, you are irredeemable trash.

>>72273287
Because he's not already chock full of STDs and would rather keep it that way?

>>72273225
Maybe there's less rivalry inside the associations.
Some footballers here do the same, because this way they can play for a national team.

Anyways, I see the same thinks with the turks here, who act like we'd force them to stay here. If you tell them to piss of back to their home country if they don't like it here, they act all upset.

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>>72273323
>he thinks you get STDs from being naked in a hotel bed

really makes you think

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>>72273331
It would be fine but team america has seemingly no high level talent on it and if even a fraction of MLB players played for team USA we would dominate it.

But most choose not to even participate in WBC and the ones that do play for the shitholes they ran away from. It makes me respect the players a whole lot less.

>>72273379

Same, all these "proud kosovars" etc. who claim that their shitholes could kick our asses are just deluded dumbfucks. It's always the same.

you should stay a virgin forever because people who lose their virginity are poor single mothers STDs

t. stefan molymeme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI

>>72273379

team USA is doing fine

if we didnt have that shitty WSox closer, we'd be on top

>>72273431
Butthurt degenerate detected. Your penis is for breeding, not for happy fun time with sluts.

>>72273450
what the fuck are you talking about dumbass i just said virgins are superior

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>>72273438
Yeah for now.

Fun fact America has never done better than 4th in the WBC EVER. It's a fucking disgrace to be COMPLETELY honest with you and it's really PISSING me the FUCK off.

>>72273461
You're acting facetious as a coping mechanism.

>>72273463

why do you care so much? We dont even have most of our best homegrown players playing anyway

just watch comfy Spring training games instead

>>72273493
>We dont even have most of our best homegrown players playing anyway
We don't have ANY of them, and the good major leaguers who are playing in the WBC are playing for shithole teams. Those fuckheads who came here with nothing show no respect for the country that made them.

>>72273518

>Crawford
>posey
>goldschmidt
>murphy
>stanton
>lucroy

>nobody

>Republican-majority New Hampshire house of representatives voted down a bill that would have raised the legal marriage age to 18.

Why is New Hampshire so based? Is it to raise the based average of the country to respectable levels?

>>72273549
Literally mid and mid-high tier players

Where are the Trouts? The Sales, Kershaws, Porcellos? Where are the actual stars?

>>72273566

Posey was voted the best catcher of 2016. Stanton is a power hitter, and goldschmidt is one of the best 1B in the league

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Want a gf that I only see 2 or 3 times a month buds.

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>tfw discovered the joys of huge tits and bushels of fruit

>>72273594
Gary Sanchez > Posey

>>72273551
I think it's good that they did that, young people still fall for things like marriages of convenience, I mean there are more than enough older people falling for this shit too, but I believe it's better that way. I don't think these marriages of young people will work out for a long time, which would damage the real point of a marriage, being together for ever. On the other hand there should be exceptions, like when young people are having a child, they should be allowed to marry in this case.

>>72273738
>like when young people are having a child
That's exactly why it's a thing, so they can get married if they get pregnant. I think the legal age for marriage is something like 13 years old but needs to be approved by parents and a judge.

>>72273766
That makes sense. This is one of the things I feel an inner conflict. I do think people should be free to marry who and when they want, but I know a lot of young couples that break up, or girls that think the point of a marriage is to have a party that is bigger than the ones of her friends etc. It sounds like this is a good compromise between it all.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

reeee why wont slsk work

>New Hampshire house passes bill to deregulate braiding hair

SO FUCKING BASED

>>72273945
Degenerate.

>>72273945
>regulating braiding hair

Why though?

>>72274049
>deregulating hair braiding
Why though?
It was a perfectly fine system that weeded out unsavory types, there was no point in doing away with it.

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>>72274049
poor naive germans

>>72274075
It's just weird. I'd say it's a thing of personal freedom to style your hair as you want to as long as it isn't offensive.

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>that feeling when you remember that Trump is your president

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The blizzard is going to be here soon buds

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>>72274177
where ya at

>>72274397
Southern New Hampshah 2+ ft a possibility here

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>>72274177
>>72274477
>2nd post is exactly 300 posts after my first post

neat

>>72274477
shit, the skiing would be huge

what caused the southerners make their own threads?

>>72274877
autism

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>>72274978

are californians the new okies?

>>72275028
well you see uh okie dokie

Is the US ever going to stop being so puritanical and scared of anything related to sex?

The whole PG-13 rating pulling R down has to stop. So many movies are getting ruined because movie studios cutting down on swearing, nudity and visual effects just to make more money.

It's just horrible because the US dictates the flow and themes of media, worldwide. So these laws have an enormous impact on what themes can be explored in films and tv series.

BOOBS ARE NOT EVIL OKAY

>>72272986
Myers dark rum

>>72276039
No. You only need to see one woman naked: your wife. Why are Europeans such unapologetic whores? A movie doesn't need those things to be good. In fact those things in abundance has been ruining and diluting the plots of movies for years and years. People like you are why fucking Transformers is so successful. Please go die

hey i'm calling for my dad
first name mike last name hunt

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>get AMBER alert
>ignore it

The snow isn't that bad here but I'm working from home anyway because fuck walking through icy sidewalks.

>>72278094
>working from home

No paid snow day? weak

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whats poppin

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*the* gf

>>72279617
gf(male)

>>72279617
On the subject of shirts like that I met a chick this week who had a Gadsden flag shirt on. Shame she was a raging bitch.

I'd honestly rather spend my life with a disgusting communist than have a woman with no political opinions.

Cum lol

Who here /1footsnow/

I hate it when women have dicks.

>>72280055
Same, I come from a political family so I have it in my blood. But my gf hates any mention of politics so I can't even discuss it with her. What am I keeping you around for woman

>>72281030
Mine also doesn't like talking about politics but that suits me because I also feel that way.

>>72280341
Don't we all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tebaBK2dvBY

the bf

>>72281095
My granny taught me a lot about politics and her passion really rubbed off on me. I think it's really important to care and to stay informed, as a citizen. The country is you, so you have to stay on top of things and demand good administration

>>72281268
My girlfriend isn't from America though

>tfw no american-asian gf
why live?

>beard hair falling out because dry as fuck skin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Clover won't let me post on a 4g connection
Almost the perfect app

>>72272652
This is literally Mexico

>>72281455
Requires root + xposed framework.

http://repo.xposed.info/module/com.lemonsqueeze.fakewificonnection

Black people are really good in music I am enjoying 90's hip-hop right now.

>>72281455
Yes it is senpai, when the WikiLeaks thing dropped I noticed all the bots spamming I couldn't post at all.

>architecture edition
BOOOOOOOORIIIIIIING

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REEEEEEE

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>got a text message to go in to work on my day off
>managed not to swipe it open so they won't know I read it

wew lad
e
w

l
a
d

>>72282724
No it isn't, you dumb beaner.

I LOOOOOVE JEEEESUUUSSS CHRIIIIIIIISSSSST

>>72285010
Well that's too bad because

Jesus loves me. This I know because the bible told me so. It doesn't say shit about him loving you though.

>tfw home today because snow so I'm watching the Alex Jones Show live

I kind of want to call in. I always watch when I get home.

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What are you listening to this morning buds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibshu3vkkgY

wew
e__e
wew

Test

lol
oo
lol

>>72282911
Yay, it worked

It does not require root, though

>>72285431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

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I want to share a bicurious Chad with a girl in a threesome. I'm a sissy instead of a real man so I deserve to be a whore just like her.

>>72285711
Sounds hot. I'd fuck you, but you're going to have to dress the part.

>>72285711
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>72285711
>>72285822
kill yourselves soon as possible

faggots are subhuman

>>72286035
I literally don't care what I'm sticking my dick in as long as it knows its place.

>>72286089
Stay away from my motherfucking fingerboxes you minging cunt

Traps are gay

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good morning cummies

/cum/

>>72286089
try a wood chipper then you degenerate fuck

>>72286939
Inanimate objects can't know their place, they don't have sentience.

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Alright buds
I'm not switching my major
Gonna stay a STEMcuck
Hope I don't off myself

>>72287108
If they came alive like in that Stephen King movie drive or whatever would you then?

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is canpar the worst courier company to ever exist?

i ordered something from a town 40 km away and they've already lost the package, found it again, misrouted it, and now have posted status updates from the future (at 9 this morning it said it was out for delivery at 11:50 am of todays date)

>>72287348
maximum overdrive was the movie

Wearing the same socks I wore all day yesterday lads

dragon loli

>>72287510
>is canpar the worst courier company to ever exist?
I wouldn't know, I'm not >A FUCKING LEAF lmao

*praises (insert deity here)*

>>72287754
*burns you alive for praising wrong deity*

>>72287775
*beheads you for worshipping the right deity but in the wrong way*

hola mis amigos

Theres an affirmative action bake sale going on rn lol

>>72287866
como has estado

>>72288043
fuck their shit up

>>72287818
*washes your feet to show how my deity is more tolerant*

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>be drumpfkin
>come from lower class family
>have more balls than brains so elect some dink because he talks tough
>repeals obamacare
>family too dumb and poor to buy insurance on our own
>get cancer
>cant afford treatment
>die
fug

>>72288043
Do that thing where you give a black guy money to buy cupcakes then split them with him

Literally nothing wrong with gentrification

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>mfw romenycare
should've elected Rand

I need a French gf to moisturize my scrotum with her saliva

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>>72286808
I wish more anime girls had eyebags.

Guys help this asian girl looked at me and I came

>>72288844
muh tax credits

muh better than government subsidies cuz its less government

>>72288996
Fail to see the problem here

>>72288996
>>72288825
>>72288849
you really love saying random shit
here is a fucking
(vous)

>>72289052
I want to make her my gf

an asian lady hugged me once ama

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How do I stop being scared of people the more I isolate myself the safer I feel but it just strengthens my Social Anxiety.

>>72289093
Oh yeah I played footsies with one and feel deeply in love with her because she was nice to me. Haha

>>72289093
How do you deal with sad thoughts?

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#squadgoals

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business idea: give all of newfoundland to st. pierre and miquelon

>>72289064
take your filthy foreign tongue and go back to where you came from frog

>>72289111
You have to have positive social experiences but good fucking luck because people are shit so I have no idea how.
Also way to cap the fucking scroll bar.

How do I into smalltalk buds?
Someone I knew last year said hi to me while I was walking down the street. I just stopped in my tracks and said "hi"
Then we awkwardly stood there for about 10 seconds and then I just walked off

I got a big ol poopy hanging by the rim of my butthole. Gonna hold it in so it gets really dense

*coughs*

>>72289254
>smug as fuck anime girl.jpg
>>72289111
talk to people online that are complete strangers and then force yourself to talk to people outside like in group meetups or join some club like on meetup.com or whatever.

Why are sleeping Mexican statues derogatory? I thought it represented that the Mexican is working so hard he never gets any sleep.

>>72289216
Raking

>>72289249
>anons spend everyday posting and thinking about someone elses girlfriend

Is this not the definition of cuckoldry?

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Good lord I hate my professor buds

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Me and the lads

>>72272741
A beautiful feeling in your chest.
When your sad after a breakup it becomes a bittersweet feeling.

>>72289292
>>72289405
Thank you friends.

Love isnt real

>>72289532
Are all muscular gay people manlets?

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Take notes betas
This is how you get a gf

>>72289454
Arteries have clogged simply from watching this webm.

>>72289561
this
biological illusion that drives people away from the contemplation of being

>>72289435
I remember reading about an old pre Inca Peruvian civil that made little statues of chiefs getting fellatio from 12 yr boys.

Tfw enlightened because I dont have roasties dragging me down

>>72289561
Literally just a chemical , bud.

>>72289626
how could it be an illusion if it's actually happening due to chemicals in your body?

>>72289691
It's just the desire to reproduce

>>72289693
>mfw this troglodyte hasnt transcended yet
>mfw i have no face

>>72289693
Google the love experiment on voles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0TsO5u4c5s

"I thought, man my upper back - I've always been made about it because it has fat rolls - ..."

>>72289776
You're not understanding what I'm saying.
I understand it's due to chemicals, but that means it cannot by definition be an illusion. It is fully grounded in biology.

>>72289796
No. The stereotypical yoga teacher is an Indian dude who lived in a forest for 30 years.

really need to start martial arts again

Should I go back to Judo or switch to BJJ or just go all out and do Boxing

I hate real autists
This kid wont shut up

>>72289541
np bro we all gonna make it!

Oh my God he's bragging about using thepiratebay
Kill me

Ahhhh he's explaining torrentint to Stacies thinking they'll be impressed

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>>72289850
because reproduction is a spook that has no baring in objectivity that we know of

>>72290097
>>72290039
>>72289993
at least he isn't so autistic that he ships money to a mongolian throat singing emporium

>>72290039
hes hackerman

>>72290159
What are you implying

>>72289597
*bows to gārufurendo*

>tfw to intelligent too have a gf

>tfw your intelligent their be smart

>tfw two inteligent to spellt

>that tfw when to intelligent two: electric boogaloo

>tfw too intelligent to perpetuate this shit meme

>tfw t2o

>tfw too intelligent to have a fucking leaf on my flag

>tfw too intelligent to put milk in bags

hahaha put me in the screenshot!

>tfw too intelligent to shit my pants whilst at the shopping mall

>>72290867
no.

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what the fuck are you idiots doing

>tfw to intelligent to waste time finding a toilet

>>72290918
>tfw too intelligent to get a boner from this

>tfw too intelligent to like boys dressed as girls

>tfw too intelligent to post shitty memes

>tfw too intelligent to post outside of /cum/

>tfw two intelligent to use the shift key

>tfw too intelligent to not know that you need to use the shift key to make tricky meme arrow

>tfw too intelligent to do laundry

>tfw too intelligent to post with a physical keyboard

>tfw too intelligent to browse 4chan on anything other than Clover on my phone

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stop

>>72291190
Kinda creepy how this doesnt look all that different from real Pocohantas

>tfw too intelligent to post on anything but phones

LET.

IT.

SNOW.

>>72291359
No
I hate snow

>>72291381
FUCKING LIZARD

Buncha queers in this thread

>>72291597
shut the fuck up faggot

'bout to take another test, fellas

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>>72291691
Good luck

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man i really fucked myself over leaving all these projects to the very last second
*does it again next semester*

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>all these kids who are still in school
>tfw you're in the real world

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i need to fix my sleep patterns

Already a foot of snow here, me mums car got stuck in the middle of the parking lot

>>72291691
Bet it's an HIV test

>>72292112
>mother's house
>anonymous lampshade forum
>real world

>>72292509
I have employees

You have student debt

Ugh there's this international chinese student in my philosophy class who tries to hard to be deep and just says dumb shit and gets us super off track

>>72292696
>in my philosophy class
>and gets us super off track

Oh yes you won't have enough time to learn about all those important life lessons you'll use in the future.

>>72292576
wow want me to suck your dick dude?

>>72292576
>student debt
>work
>mother's house

>>72292857
I wasn't going to ask but...

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>>72292121
>tfw i go to bed at 9:30
>tfw bad to the bone

Just go to sleep late man, don't be a nerd

My neighbors are making me hate chinks

>for hours at least once a week they bang on the counters and do what sounds like carpentry

Seriously so fucking obnoxious, not to mention they have 2 kids in an apartment built for 1 person.

who /comfy/ during the blizzard here

>>72293006
>2 kids in an apartment built for 1 person.
Typical Hong Kong realestate, they probably even got more square feet than what they expected. They also could practicing kung fu, better watch you're back kiddo

>>72293112
I forgot to get food and was going to go when it stops but it hasn't stopped.

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>>72293112

>>72293249
Isn't it going until wensday?

>>72293301
What the fuck? Nobody told me that.

>>72293350
Depending on where you live it's a legit blizzard my dude. My area is expecting over 2 ft.

I'm going to fail out of college my senior year and then kill myself

>>72293502
At least you have a plan

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>I'm going to fail out of college my senior year and then kill myself

I'm going to graduate college with no job and then kill myself

>>72272652
>>72293587
>>72293587
>>72293587
>>72293587
>>72293587

>mfw nerds here are sitting inside hiding from a blizzard while I'm outside enjoying the sunlight

>>72293276
Such an abstract pepe