Queen of /cum/ Edition
>tfw crazy
EMMA
M
M
A
/ausnz/
What a gross fucking slut
meow
Reminder that even Google accepts the Queen as female.
Don't be a bigot! /cum/ is a safe welcoming place for women of all colours!
FUCK the state of New York, I hate all of you fucking sketchy shitbags, especially the ones in Buffalo and Rochester
eat a fucking dick
/deutsch/
JAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SETTLE THIS
>>72270285
The argument is about intellectual and emotional development, not intelligence. And if the person leveraged their IQ to manipulate the norm into having sex with them then yes its morally wrong
Foreign qts
>>72270335
First thread posted is the one you migrate to as per tradition.
>>72270347
You had it up before 310, you broke the rule you faggot. Other thread is legitimate.
What a great thread.
English grills best grills
ah yes ye old 'tisim
>>72270364
Are you new to 4chan?
>>72270372
lol
>>72270372
I'll have to disagree
>>72270364
go to bed dipshit
why cant i grow facial hair
>>72270388
Your European genes are not strong enough
>>72270388
because girls don't grow facial hair
I'm actually from Oklahoma
>>72270388
You're really a girl.
>>72270372
this
weew the caraposter (definitely not me) already posted ITT so i guess is settled then.
>>72270388
see>>72270422
get on hrt right now
>>72270231
Is that Bobby Lee in drag?
>>72270414
Prove it
Are you a Boomer or a Sooner?
How does OKC vote?
Texas: y/n?
>>72270340
you keep mentioning your argument but i dont see it. the burden of proof is with you, after all, since youre the one making the claim that sex between an adult and a girl in her late teens is wrong.
also, you say it's exploitative, but that would assume the adult has bad intentions to begin with.
>>72270414
Really answer this question
Only a true Oklahoman would know this
What us the rivalry between university of texas and university of oklahoma called?
In football ofc
>>72270231
>literally who
>>72270486
our guy
Oklahoma should be annexed by Texas
>>72270486
you mean literally her you bigot
feminine peen>vagoo
100% heterosexual btw
I want to watch hockey
>>72270411
>>72270422
>>72270444
im too tall to be a girl
>>72270409
i blame the celts
>>72270511
cosplay as wonder woman
>>72270511
Celts were swarthy almost Arab looking people
>tfw can grow a thick beard
>furpuck
>>72270449
Boomer.
I live in Tulsa.
Texas football sucks, as a state it's alright.
>>72270482
Red River rivalry.
>>72270497
Fag
where the mods
Why does a woman's urine taste different from a man's
>>72270533
who do i blame then
im british french and irish
>>72270534
glue pewbs to your face to fill in the gaps
>>72270477
The intentions of the adult are irrelevant
The fact of the matter is you're having sex with someone below your age, whose mind is riddled with hormones and whose judgement isn't solid on important matters such as being "with" someone
That and you're targeting still rather young adults for the express purpose of sex, which is kinda fucked up man
>Decided to go to a Christian college 'cause they offered a full ride
>Start hanging out with kids who are like the cool ones from my high school
>Lots of them smoke, skate, blah blah, normal young adult shit
>80-90% of the student body hates me now
Hahaha
I didn't even have to do anything this time ahaha
>>72270555
Anglo/Germanic genes
>>72270552
diet related?
I started trimming my pubes again so I could mail them to Virginia anon so he can glue them to his face.
>>72270142
>>72270161
>>72270357
>>72270065
dont really feel like making any arguments, but I've yet to meet a teenage girl with the maturity of a mature 30 year old
>college
>>72270578
we should start a pube fund for anons in need of facial hair
>>72270573
Should have gone to the large state university
It's impossible to get the whole student body to hate you
>I don't like hockey
>>72270573
This is what I hate about 99% of Christians. It's not even an anti-christian thing to do, they just like to judge other people while ignoring their own sins, which is an unchristian thing to do.
>This is what I hate about 99% of Christians.
>>72270556
Huh
I said I can grow a thick beard
Why would I glue pubes to my face
>>72270597
Good idea
my mom thought I was gay once
>>72270578
desu it feels so good shaving off a huge pube bush, then walking around you feel naked even though your boxers are on
>>72270573
Are Christian Colleges extensions of high school or something?
I never interacted with anyone outside of my program and only spoke with a handful of people within the program.
>>72270592
meant for>>72270477
also see paha's post
basically, you're a dog and should enjoy your hebephile fetish in silence and away from the rest of civilised society
but keep banging those basic teenage girls, im sure they love being with an older guy
>>72270627
she foretold the future
>>72270626
>Why would I glue pubes to my face
For a thick beard.
>>72270644
I can grow one without pubes, you illiterate Canuck
>>72270633
They offer mediocre education with a religious foundation. Also a lot of worthless degrees, like "missions".
>tfw normie life has caught up to me
>tfw haven't read manga in months
>tfw rarely playing vidya
>tfw instead of posting I've been being active, hanging with friends, or studying
>tfw sometimes in all the fun and excitement I miss the CUMposting
>tfw my routine everyday was put on some music, play vidya and have fun with all of you
>tfw you all have associated with me longer than many of my new friends
>tfw normie life still makes me feel empty inside
I miss you guys so much. I haven't posted since New Years. I hope you all have had an amazing year.
>>72270658
Glue my pubes to your face dammit.
Need some new porn to watch buds, regular stuff isn't doing it for me anymore
>>72270573
but they're judgemental losers
would you want to pretend youre a devout christfag with them?
>>72270678
For me, it's gloryhole swallow
>>72270677
I'll glue my dick to your mother's vagina, fag
>>72270676
watch your trajectory, you might smash into the sun
>>72270676
Argentina is objectively shit.
>>72270643
im not gay
>>72270701
that sounds quite painful when you think about it.
>>72270633
It's like high school in reverse for me. I never hung out with kids like the ones I do now back in high school.
All the kids who would have been the cool chads, skaters, etc. are treated as the bottom dregs of the Uni, especially by the administrators. Had a kid bert stare me once because I said I don't go to church.
>>72270676
>tfw hang out with friends and my girlfriend pretty much every day but have a couple of days a week where I sit at a home all day on /cum/
hmmm....
>>72270626
What is that stuff in his 'beard'?
Where do I go to drink a sluts urine
>>72270747
California
>>72270626
this is a good image
>>72270747
Paha Sapa's mothers house
this is what the great satan does to people
>>72270747
retirement home
>>72270770
one day all will know his glory
>>72270678
I like that site where they jerk the guy off while under the table
Having a gf is not overrated (at least for right now)
new yorkers must die
>>72270784
This
They have unironic autism
>>72270784
City or State?
>>72270570
>whose mind is riddled with hormones and whose judgement isn't solid on important matters such as being "with" someone
by these rules you would think teenagers should remain abstinent even with one another? it hardly results in pregnancies or warped minds.
honestly, as an adult, i wouldnt mind if a teacher banged me when i was a teenager. assuming you have some golden rule framework in your mind, it wouldnt even violate that.
>>72270804
city
wish I had a gf
>>72270753
Why Cali?
>>72270836
Stop watching anime and go talk to a girl while pretending to be someone you're not
>watching Netflix on an LG TV
Ah yes
>>72270847
but the next episode of Gabriel dropout just came out
>>72270847
how
Over if the next week there's a guy shit posting under an Ireland flag that's me. Also for about 4 hours it'll be Netherlands
>>72270676
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72270865
Just pretend to be someone who has doesn't hate himself and is interesting. It works for me.
>>72270874
>pretend to be someone who doesn't hate himself
how?
Is not even 10 pm and im already tired.
How?
>>72270874
i mean how do you talk to people
>>72270874
So just bee you
>>72270892
Open your mouth and make sounds come out
>>72270881
Avoid looking in a mirror and make yourself believe you're somebody else
It's kill or be killed and I'm down with either
>>72270912
this all sounds pretty retarded
>>72270902
Beeing urself doesn't work
>>72270924
Don't know desu
It worked for me
>>72270825
>by these rules you would think teenagers should remain abstinent even with one another
Yes and the ones who do diddle one another usually have no self control or discipline
>it hardly results in pregnancies or warped minds
Pregnancies no, warped minds yeah a lot
Just ask any kid who got statutory raped by someone more than a few years older than them
>i wouldnt mind if a teacher banged me when i was a teenager
>Man who wishes to have sex with 16 year olds also wished to be raped by middle-aged women as a teenager
Hmm...
>>72270891
SleepyMexicanStereotype.jpg
why is this the real thread
eVERryone.
Gib attention to me.
>>72270840
>she lost weight
>it was all in her titty fat
Why? WHY?
>>72270370
thanks
>>72270600
large state universities are terrible unless you're chad or have a vagina
>>72270964
it was made and posted first
>>72270973
Hi
>>72270964
Divine Providence
>>72270676
>>72270731
normies
>>72270973
i need some JUST images
I'n
the
best
poster
Prove me wrong.
>>72271010
If I showed you my hand would you still defy me?
*Shows you my hand*
>>72271056
is that some stupid anime quote
>>72271045
thats one sexy flag
>>72271010
JUSD XDDD
>>72271060
My last name is Matamoros, literally moor killer.
>>72271063
Would be better without the text.
I'm wasting my youth. I'm a NEET. I've never even held a girl's hand. I've barely been around girls for years. I rarely leave my house. I'm a drug addict. I feel little other than apathy and misery. I'm still better than everyone ITT.
Seinfeld > TPB
>>72271056
>tfw small hands
At least that means boobs will feel bigger.
>>72271085
>Matamoros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UofkZTl4k
Streets're narrow and dark and tequilla runs free in Matamoros
>>72270958
>he wouldnt want to get banged by a milf
gay
>no self control or disciple
conjecture
>>72271063
This one's far better imo
>>72270676
>not living the normie lifestyle but with other autists in uni while rooming with a that same half dozen friends.
The only downside is all of us post on 4chan under one IP. One anon gets banned and we're all fucked. He/she typically has to buy the groceries for all of us that week then. Otherwise, pretty good life.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>go to the corner store to buy some shit
>minding my own business like a normal person
>walk past wanna be thug lookin curry nigger
>goes "pfffffft" after I pass him
>look back to see if he wants some shit
>cant see em
next faggot to go "pffffft" within my earshot is getting his fucking head lobbed off
>>72271131
I wish I had the drive to study.
believe I require some (you)s buds
in return I give you this
@72271145
Smalltime.
I've made OC based on that.
what's it like to be roommates with a redditor who shows you stupid reddit memes all the time + plays overwatch
>>72270683
It would be nice if my roommates didn't treat me like a corrupting influence, or a baby.
Who else here loves The Big Bang Theory!? Sheldon is the funniest character on tv.
shant
>>72271124
>Dumb kids can't keep it in their pants
>They're obviously not patient or disciplined
>Conjecture
How dumb are you?
>he wouldnt want to get banged by a milf
*raped
>>72271126
>text
Foliage tier
>leafs acting tough
>>72271141
maybe he found you attractive and that's how his kind cat call?
@72271145
everyone has that image
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>>72271153
do they live completely ascetic lifestyles? tell them to get their pious heads of our their rectums
Guys, the Dixiefags are winning. What do we do?
>>72271166
Say that to my face not online fucker
>>72271161
it's conjecture because youre sitting here on your armchair telling me like it is without giving me data
>>72271185
LIVE AND DIE IN DIXIE
>>72271189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMTj6CjuqL
>>72271145
Alright then try this on for size
This is all our fucking fault buds.
https://theringer.com/brianna-wu-running-for-congress-in-2018-gamergate-8c824275f4c8#.u4rzd71lq
We can't let the (Big) Dixie bulls show us up like this!!!
>>72271185
Drag the war on for several years while getting heemed, then turn it around and completely destroy them for generations. I call it the "Union technique"
>>72271167
could be considering poo in loos are notorious faggots
either way he gets his head lobbed off
>>72271208
>2017
>still talking about gamergate
LET IT GO
>>72271237
what else is brianna POO known for?
Make love, not interthread wars.
>>72271236
>>72271141
Toronto?
>>72271247
Getting BTFO by wikipedia admins
>>72271237
I couldn't care less about him, but he is running form congress basically because a bunch of guys frm /v/ said mean things about him.
really fires my almonds.
>>72271249
gas the brits, thread wars now
>>72271247
Being an internet """famous""" freak?
reminder that brianna wu is the greatest game developer of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJUao2bFjjc
>>72271247
being larry flynt's son
IM A STREET NIGGA DAWG I DONT LOVE NO BITCH
I AINT TALKIN TO YA BABY LESS U BUYING TEN BRICKS
>>72271258
Didn't mean you, I meant the """"""victims"""""" who bring up a glorified twitter argument from years ago up at every opportunity.
CAR JACK A STREET NIGGA THATS HOW NIGGAS GET KILLEDDDDDD
>brits
>>72271247
Being born to a wealthy father who did some bad shit, and then wasting a portion of his fortune on a meme degree for 8 (eight) years, then wasting even more on a """"""""""sex change"""""""""".
He makes me feel less bad about graduating after 5.5 years due to being a retard at signing up for classes.
>>72271208
too many words about nothing that matters
>>72271185
Assist the yanks. Assault dixie in full force cletusposting
>>72271262
Man i could never grasp why this game looks so fcking awful, but it just looks so motherfucking amateur and ugly, like the 3D models.
>>72271296
What the fuck, dicks aren't supposed to rub together when hugging
>tfw you see your OC in the catalogue
This is my greatest contribution to the world tbqh
MEAN MUG ON MY FACE NIGGA AINT NUTHIN FUNNY
>>72271337
your an artist
>>72271337
is that it? pretty good
where are the emma posters
is lotte /our gal/?
>>72271328
desu Trudue has that face of a boy that got diddled as a kid
>>72271154
hi mom
>tfw too attractive to atteact females
Feels good to be the superior alpha male
>>72271382
haha same
>>72271198
It's impossible to get accurate data on these sorts of things, so you asking that while knowing that is nothing short of being a smarmy cunt
Regardless you want to diddle teens because they're malleable and you're a lonely faggot
things that set off the gaydar:
male swimmer
weeb
excessive effort into appearance
Text your mom to make her day today buds
>>72271328
what did she mean by this?
>>72271406
scientists would disagree.
whatever though unless you can prove your point, it remains at the level of sentiment
>>72271417
That she loves her.
>>72271411
no wtf
>>72271382
i know this feel
/cum/ is dead you guys. The Dixiefags won.
What do we do now?
>>72271463
the same thing we do every night
So our current splinters are:
-Rockies
-/yank/
-dixie
-/chi/
Which should we assist against the other?
>>72271463
The dixie thread is deader than Trumpfags hopes and dreams.
>>72271434
I disagree
>>72271463
wtf
Connecticut has an even split state congress
our state is near peak republican.
DELET
>>72271463
Burn down Atlanta
Gonna do a sleep night lads
>>72271426
Generally speaking teenagers are more reckless and have less developed brains and significantly more hormonal imbalances than adults, all of these can and do often play into how and why they behave certain ways
From the simple fact alone that STD's are rising despite teen pregnancies decreasing should indicate that they're still not and never will be fully capable of being wholly informed on sex until they're legal adults, and then they're free to do what they please with themselves
Until then they're legally incapable of consenting and that's that, so stop trying to justify your fetishization of minors you sicko
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.470.7498&rep=rep1&type=pdf
>>72271476
Forgot /frontier/
>>72271477
>this is surely the end of trump's campaign
>>72271500
>Forgot /frontier/
of course he did
just like everyone else
>>72271476
Don't forget /frontier/
>>72271506
Read the post again.
>>72271506
>>72271463
Dixie will only win if we let it. If we shitpost it to death, it will die off. And we still have 75% of the userbase. I hate to say it, like my stomach feels like I ate bad shellfish from saying this, but we ask /briddit/ to post there and destroy it from the inside
I would pay someone to shoot both of my roommates
>>72271476
/Midwest/ when?
Manitoba,Saskatchewan and Ontairo should join us too for some cornfield/justmidwestthings talk.
>>72271546
Don't forget Alberta
>>72271519
no need
he's doing pretty well so far
>>72271541
how much we talking
I would pay my roommates to have sex with them
>>72271570
$20?
>>72271552
I can't believe I forgot Alberta.
Ofc Alberta should be invited tho.
>>72271518
True
But which should we assist and what should we destroy? I mean we fucking balkanized, but we still have control and power. Course of action?
>>72271586
I'll do it for half the price and send my paycheck back to Mexico
>>72271601
Split up.
/Northeast/
/South/
/West Coast/
/Midwest+Rockies/
>>72271632
But who keeps Mexico and Canada?
>>72271601
stop splitting retard
>>72271652
Like I said
British Columbia/Yukon and Alaska and Hawaii would go with the West Coast and so would Baja Cali.
Manitoba/Alberta/Saskatchewan and Ontario would join /Midwest+Rockies/
Quebec and the Maritime Provinces would join the /Northeast/ or Quebec and Louisiana would make their own Generals.
Mexico would probably split between /South/ /West Coast/ and /Rockies+Midwest.
>>72271632
I like that idea of namefagging.
I do not like the idea of further balkanization.
what /cum/ personalities do you guys like the most?
>>72271695
lmm and cia
>namefagging when you can just use redditflags
dumb americunts
I bought Binding of Isaac Rebirth
>>72271683
>>72271705
Namefagging works great for phoneposters and not everyone is gonna get a flag anyway.
>buying games
>>72271712
not at full price, I hope
>>72271720
15 bucks isn't that much
>>buying games
>>72271727
>buying a game that goes on sale every month, if not every other WEEK at full price
>>72271652
>have to make a general with just Mexico and Canada
>two beaners
>handful of leaves
WE /DED/
>>72271745
but I don't wanna wait. I'll get the DLC when it goes on sale
>>72271695
pooman
Anyone here pre order the new South Park game?
>>72271752
Americunts are(Well, were) in love with me.
I can make it happen.
>>72271772
no you can't
>>72271772
>>72271752
>implying we'd leave our fellow North Americans.
>>72271705
But muh mobilefagging
>>72271752
Please stay. We can reclaim /cum/ one at a time
>>72271772
You barely get (you)'s anymore phamilia, at least we are both LEAFs
>>72271791
s-shut up, ive been busy.
having a spell of the ol' depression
Going to post it here again
>I must accept that you being very tall is very attractive - girl on tinder
Manlets forever btfo
How do we stop the destruction of /cum/?
>>72271889
Isn't 5'10 tall in Latino land?
>>72271891
By giving attention to me.
what am i doing with my life
>Carafag is being especially needy tonight
Why?
>>72271936
I am 6'4
Stay btfo manlets
Bee
Tee
Eef
Oou
>>72271950
Wasting it here like the rest of us
>>72271962
I have always been needy.
>>72271950
don't know
>back to back (you)'s from Mexico
Bueno
anzu > c*ra
>>72271997
If I had to fuck one or the other, I'd pick Anzu any day
Anzu is a dude.
>Anzu is a dude.
>>72272076
Who looks female, cara is a dyke who looks like a boy. Both kinda gay.
>>72270231
Is that Bobby Lee?
>>72270273
Is that Ryan Gosling?
>>72271950
what are we all doing with our lives
drunk as fuck buds
>>72272076
b
e v e n
t
t
e
r
I want to fucc a 15 year old before I become too old to do so
>>72272076
No, she fuckin' ain't
>>72272139
I fucked a 15 year old Mexican girl when I was 17. It was pretty good.
anzu is litchurally 0% male i.e. no penis, no y chromosome, no SRY gene
>>72272161
doubtful
Why don't people just accept that they're gay for being attracted to a male?
There's nothing wrong with that.
>>72272153
I fucked an 18 year old gringa when I was 17, felt damn suave.
>>72272194
so sorry
>>72272193
you're pissing me off
>>72272161
also is she wearing colored contacts in this one or is that her real eye color
>>72272215
Ignore the gaylord.
>>72272211
Why? ain't that prime teen pussy?
>>72272215
It's okay to be gay bud.
>>72272250
not really faggot
>>72272234
not real
>>72272265
do you have a pic with the real color perhaps?
>>72272237
>18 year old
No, might as well do it with a flabby senile hag
>>72272277
>>72272299
I'd drink her bathwater desu.
>>72272309
you'd drink your mothers yeast infection juice
>>72272299
nice
>>72272281
I didn't ask for your worthless opinion
>>72272309
that's so sweet
>>72272325
nectar of the gods
hi im taking a break from coding
>>72272342
would nut on her face
but only because she looks underage
>>72272384
You took the words out of my keyboard
>>72272377
If you are not making a AI that can identify and integrate certain style of language, so that it may be able to post on /cum/ without being recognized as a machine then you are wasting your coding time
>>72272418
im making a bookstore
new
>>72272449
>>72272449
>>72272449
stupid janitor is playing games