/brit/

Is it safe?

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TEAR IT DOWN

Real new

>>>/tv/80393756
>>>/tv/80393756
>>>/tv/80393756
>>>/tv/80393756

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pls janny don't delete me
won't post mitchell for a day i swear

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this would be the optimum solution if i had books i could stack reliably

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fuck it i'm going to the toilet instead

>>72268207
why don't u have a toilet

>>72268235
>>72268172
I like the way this impressive greater black daschund kills the sheep by instinctively biting their necks

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gf just semaphore lined me this

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night lads

someone tuck me in? :3 x

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gf sent this to me by strapping it to a daschund

Put some mozzarella sticks and onion rings in the oven lads

need a gf to throttle

BABE

STATION

>>72268366
Damn fatty

>>72268399
I'm 5'11 140lbs

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>>72268360

how did you retrieve the message without being NECKed by the creature ?

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can't decide what to put on lads

>>72268406
willy size?

listening to cradle of filth for nostalgia from when i was 15

>>72268406
5'11 160 lbs here

>>72268417
about 7 inches, maybe 6.8

>>72268426
Damn fatty

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>>72268406

>he is a manlet and a anklet at the same time

SCREECHING

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

killed a lot of snails and slugs
don't trust myself to go outside

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>>72268413

Got this bad boy lined up for tomorrow, but with chicken nugs instead of cheese balls.
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=291695031

>>72268453
once stepped on a snail and broke its shell so i made it a new shell out of bits of plastic and shit

it was just like that one story from that one book by andy griffiths

What show are we all watching now lads?

>>72268426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwOjmVfvEqI

>>72268474
forged in fire x

>>72268465
grim

>>72268474
Otokonoko Delivery

>>72268465
>tesco no longer sells this product

>>72268474
robot wars and re-watching skins

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>>72268486
Don't h8.

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getting quite late

>>72268493
Literally got it on friday.

>>72268481
he's such a marilyn manson wannabe, that bloke

he's a manlet too

oneitis is great, near perfect personality for me. only problem is she never fucking replies. I ask her irl why and she always says "oh I forgot haha" and I took her phone and looked through her messages and she doesn't reply to fucking anyone, even her best friend.
how am I supposed to talk to her now

here we have some fine footage of the lesser spotted daschund hunting a gazelle with its signature throat attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cljFHUDq8tw

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>>72268472
x

>>72268516
wagie

>>72268530

>I took he phone

grim sign

you're 11/10 creep

>>72268530
your oneitis is literally me

>>72268561
you must not talk to girls
I take her phone every other day as a joke and mess around on it and I said "let's text someone then" and opened her messages and she said "okay i don't care"
>>72268576
alri soph

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What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

>>72268610
doxd

>>72268548
wild cats are mental

saw in a documentary that cheetahs only sprint for 20 odd seconds otherwise their brain overheats and they die.

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Lads what is it like to have a father?

>>72268530
>oneitis
Stop this

test

>>72268548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
Savage

>>72268610
sophia or sophie? i prefer the latter desu

>>72268645
so-called gf then
>>72268656
doxxable info
(sophia)

>>72268632
AT LEAST TRY AND GUESS

>>72268660
The knight, for demanding potions that were too strong for him. The potion seller was entirely within his rights to refuse to sell a potion that would kill the knight should he drink it.

>>72268678
hmm still a nice name though tbf, never had a sophia rub me wrong, then again i've never had a sophia rub me

>>72268695
i dunno lol

the butthurt from little englanders in the bbc hys comments about the scottish referendum is palpable

>>72268730
OH FUCK

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THAILAAAAAAAAD

>>72268744
just go about your business.

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>>72268753

>>72268734
>little scotlanders actually think they will ever get independence
screeching

>>72268754
stream pls

>>72268766
Even if they did, sucking off the EU isn't independence.
>>72268773
@ work

>>72268790
>@ work
wanker

>>72268796
>wanker
wanker

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>>72268632
>>72268730
Lost

>>72268790
Get some work done for once you lazy twat.

>>72268820
It's the morning period where you sip coffee, read the news and check e-mail rn.

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>>72268790
Exactly

>mfw Scotland's idea of ""independence"" is bending over for the EU and joining the Euro

thailad doesn't start working until after lunch

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>>72268811

>>72268837
this is a fairly accurate statement ngl

>>72268796
>>72268806
How did wanker become an insult

every bloke on the planet does it

>>72268862
I think it's implying: you have no choice other than to wank because you're repulsive to the opposite gender... or something.

>>72268862
how did virgin become an insult when we're all born virgins?

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gonna be a good summer for watching the so called refugees swamp europe

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I fucking hate people who think that the Brexit vote was illegitimate because all the people who voted for it were old people and 'their vote matters less than mine because they're going to die soon and I have the rest of my life ahead of me'

Yeah, why don't we stop old people voting in elections and referendums altogether? Come to think of it, the terminally ill aren't going to be around much longer either, why should cancer patients and people with motor neurone disease be allowed to have a say? Fuck them.

The Brexit vote will only matter as long as I'm alive. Old people totally didn't vote with the interests of their children and grandchildren and the long-term future of their country in mind. My short-term job prospects and my ability to fuck some hot Europeans on my year abroad is all that matters to me

God, I wish every fucking self-righteous stuck up millennial student twat would just fucking die painfully

>>72268941
we really need to leave before they all get EU passports

EU? more like e-poo.

>>72268955
read every word of this redditspaced post and loved it. very interesting and insightful. please continue

People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

>>72268976
reddit spacing is like one sentence per line, that's not reddit spacing

>>72268927
because insulting kids by calling them virgins is mental

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I love how easy it is to tell when someone didn't go university because they feel the need to compensate by using long words and philosophical terms

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>>72268992
you are correct

bit cold out

Gf wants new furniture AGAIN

Don't understand what's wrong with her

She earns 70k after tax (much more than me) and just spends it on useless stuff and wonders where her money goes

>>72269031
now THIS is redditspacing

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really gets the old noggin joggin

>>72269014
*furiously googles philosophical*
Aha yeah I agree mate

cant wait for this heatwave to end

>>72269045
they stopped to refuel in australia and argentina

*vapes*

>>72269027
irish weather

>>72269045
The planes were launched off carriers.
Fucking idiots

Going to wake up at 4pm or some shit tommorow

Fuck this

*smells you*

>>72269092
>yanks

I'm an alright looking, slighty-autistic guy with a good job/education but I can't get any non-disgusting girls

on my way home now from dublin

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shaved bears are weird

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>>72269135
u just gotta be more confident bro

on my way home from Dubbo
bit warm out
Australian weather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPyDSlfodf0

choon

>>72269147
looks like it's wearing a giant black foreskin

>>72269155
6th time this week

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>>72269135
Read this as alt right looking

really need to get some new clothes but they're so bloody expensive

how do women buy so much of this shit?

>>72269153
would fuck both of them
what is even your point

>>72269121
>paddies

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>tfw not alt right looking

>>72269171
credit cards

>>72269174
I don't care about the opinion of a mentally ill man who likes other men. what is important is a girl's opinion, which would obviously be in favor of the right

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>>72268955

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>I don't care about the opinion of a mentally ill man who likes other men. what is important is a girl's opinion, which would obviously be in favor of the right

>>72269171
>really need to get some new clothes
consumerist drone

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489414329079.webm

>>72269197
how come justin bieber is loved so much then, guy is a dwarf

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>why milady, grills opinions

>>72269191
Aww you used my image

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well I'm off to bed lads

>>72269223
well it's true, all i have are black t-shirts that don't fit very well from when i was an edgy teenager

>>72269267
is he ok?

>>72269197
>which would obviously be in favor of the right
of course she would

bidaily reminder that women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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>>72269278
yes

>>72269171
ebay

loads of cheap designer stuff on there, obviously stolen but who cares

>>72269249
yeah, by 12 year old girls for the "cute" factor. no girl over 20 would obsess over him unless they are a nonce

>The European Union (EU) is to open asylum processing centres in West Africa and countries on the southern shore of the Mediterranean because the continent “need[s] six million migrants”, Commissioner for Migration Dimitris Avramopoulos has said.

ah yes

>>72269316
are there "shops" that sell "obviously stolen" stuff?

>>72269337
pawn shops

>>72269301
una vela

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>>72269301
Made me hungree. Gonna make some pasta.

>>72269349
i meant like ebay shops

>>72269349
>tfw virgin so I can't use pawn shops

72269331
not sure why I was allowed to post this

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>>72269326
ah yes

>>72269238
why do girls expose themselves like this for everyone to see?

would rather be european desu

>>72269316
>obviously stolen

more like knockoffs

listening to Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

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Old people are the cancer killing our societies.

Millennials slave away in debt and pay inordinate taxes to fund end of life care for people who can't even remember their own names.

Why do we waste so much resources to keep people alive long after their lives cease to be happy and meaningful?

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>Old people are the cancer killing our societies.

>Millennials slave away in debt and pay inordinate taxes to fund end of life care for people who can't even remember their own names.

>Why do we waste so much resources to keep people alive long after their lives cease to be happy and meaningful?

>>72269331
delete this

>>72269391
*drops out of society*
ahh yes very good

Not sure why I come here, a lot of thick proles

Lying in bed listening to mein kampf on audio book

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Watching some Mars landing documentary and they're saying "well what if one of the wheels gets stuck in the sand and they can't drive the rover"

Nigga they've been making locking/limited slip/welded diffs for several fucking decades. This is NASA? I'm sorry, it's just that I can think of several fucking preteens that can tell you about several existing styles of differential that don't send all the power to one wheel when it breaks traction. Now I see why these cunts got shut down, they can't figure out shit thats already fucking been figured out. McDonald's employees on old Datsun enthusiast forums can weld a differential in their mother's garage that doesn't have that problem, but these cunts have "experts" talking about 6 people could die because the rover spun one wheel in the sand. They suggested an astronaut flying a hundred miles on Mars with a weather balloon strapped to his space suit rather than adopt a proper differential that they don't even have to design themselves. Fucks sake.

>>72269391
yeah well, what are ya gonna do about it? turn society into logans run?

*refuses to give up*

>>72269433
proud lumpenproletariat untermensch here

trying my best and having some fun

diffs are very important

listening to anime music

>>72269442
OK Cletus we will give you all of NASA's funding

>>72269391
why don't you just spend less on the military?

>>72269377
nah the big sellers are legit

think about it. all this shit is made in sweatshops for basically nothing, much easier to buy from gangs who pay off truck drivers than manufacture crap yourself and have no returning buyers

doing a think

>>72269487
I'm just sayin, my rover won't have a problem with one wheel getting stuck in the sand.

>>72269442
What the fuck is a differential? Speak English doc

>>72269498
you're p stupid desu

nothing you said is truth rather it is all urban myth

silence yourself and go away

Can I join the army if I need glasses?

>>72269491
Because the military actually serves a vital function in society unlike old people.

>>72269512
How would you get it to Mars, what sort of fuel would you use?

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Who /blackmetal/ here

can't join the army because I'm a virgin

the latest season of the simpsons is actually good

>>72269522
>black marketing is a myth

you're p stupid, happens all over the world in every industry

>>72269547
ah yes

can't join the army because i'm a bender

>>72269577
>watching the yellow jew

>>72269542
yeah, haven't you ever seen full metal jacket?

>>72269521
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/differential.htm

Automotive engineering 101

>>72269564
gimme a good cheater kit I'll put that badboy wherever you want.

>>72269570
*rapes you*

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>>watching the yellow jew

can't join the army because of my 4chan history

can't donate blood because i'm a bender

can't get a job because I'm schizophrenic

>>72269595
OK Bobby simmer down

“IT is not impossible that among the English readers of this book there may be one who in 1915 and 1916 was in one of those trenches that were woven like a web among the ruins of Monchy-au-Bois. In that case he had opposite him at that time the 73rd Hanoverian Fusiliers, who wear as their distinctive badge a brassard with ' Gibraltar ' inscribed on it in gold, in memory of the defence of that fortress under General Elliot; for this, besides Waterloo, has its place in the regiment's history.

At the time I refer to I was a nineteen-year-old lieutenant in command of a platoon, and my part of the line was easily recognizable from the English side by a row of tall shell-stripped trees that rose from the ruins of Monchy. My left flank was bounded by the sunken road leading to Berles-au-Bois, which was in the hands of the English ; my right was marked by a sap running out from our lines, one that helped us many a time to make our presence felt by means of bombs and rifle-grenades.

I daresay this reader remembers, too, the white tom-cat, lamed in one foot by a stray bullet, who had his headquarters in No-man's-land. He used often to pay me a visit at night in my dugout. This creature, the sole living being that was on visiting terms with both sides, always made on me an impression of extreme mystery. This charm of mystery which lay over all that belonged to the other side, to that danger zone full of unseen figures, is one of the strongest impressions that the war has left with me. At that time, before the battle of the Somme, which opened a new chapter in the history of the war, the struggle had not taken on that grim and mathematical aspect which cast over its landscapes a deeper and deeper gloom. There was more rest for the soldier than in the later years when he was thrown into one murderous battle after another ; and so it is that many of those days come back to my memory now with a light on them that is almost peaceful.”
― Ernst Jünger, Storm of Steel

can't wank because mummy does it for me

>>72269582
every truck that got "robbed" would have to be reported to the police who are under pressure to keep crime numbers down
it would become readily apparent to them that something was going on even if elaborate hoaxes where carried out it wouldn't take long for the law to find a pattern or connection emerge

also the insurance company would carry out an investigation of their own to make sure insurance fraud is not going on

you're views are not based on reality rather they're based in hollywood myth about truck hijackings

educate yourself

>>72269625
It's a fuel that contains it's own oxygen and is already widely available

>>72269592
No desu

fackin' skitz mate

can't get breathe because i'm dead

got called a poofter in tesco

can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire

can't use public toilets because I've never spaffed in a fanny

Canada will be a super power by 2050

>you will never be a beatnik in the late 50s banging a drum and talking about cool blue planets in front of a crowd of finger snapping twats

*pisses you off*

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Ginger nationalism now, gingers need a nation state.

@72269666

Abysmal trips

can't walk towards the camera because i'm not are tim

>>72269682
post her soul lad

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>>72269682
excellent post

>>72269639
the truck statement wasn't meant to be taken literally you mong

goods are stolen or back handed to criminals by countless methods, that's just one of them.

real single line shitopost hours

>>72269682
i've heard it said that most people aren't attracted to gingers, but the people who are attracted to them are really attracted to them

this is untrue, as i myself only have a passing attraction to certain gingers

>>72269731
Shut up

Sexually attracted to men.

>>72269751
hahahahaha BENDER

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>>72269565
big into anaal nathrakh righ tnow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzghSOZW7Zk

>>72269741
>certain gingers
hair dye lad

real gingers are the pale freckly ones

neil > simon > jay > will


try and debate me

*destroys you*

>>72269761
you wouldn't think so to look at his face but he is quite a fat man

>>72269761
>that nail cutting

what a fucking mong

can't even fathom being this mentally ill

>>72269766

Like them but they're not black metal

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No more brother wars

>>72269761
tim is a dirty cunt

>>72269761
>that fingernail

>>72269784
they're all equally twats desu

>>72269761
>tfw too hungry to finish cutting your nails

>>72269789
*refuses to die*

>>72269797
fuck off germboo

>>72269797
Next time we fight together

>>72269797
?"hahaha ze dirty englander vill die of lunk cancer now"

>>72269761
sweet coke nail dude

drunk white girls the only way il get my dick sucked

>>72269825
no thanks, germany suck at wars

anthony niggertano here

>>72269871
hello nigger

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>oh! i didn't see you there. welcome to my studio

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go to sleep

Made
Thirty
Bands
In
Thirty
Minutes

>>72269858
uk would have unironically been btfo without america

always remember that

doing an unironic listen to nekrogoblikon

>>72269761
haha I remember this

>>72269858
>takes most of the world to beat them
>suck at wars

Also:
>suck
Fuck off Yank

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still in love with him
not in a very sexual way
just in the i've taken 200mg of codeine, 20g paracetamol, 20g ibu for the past week and only thing i did was watch marvel movies way

haha

remember when someone sent tim those pictures of pakipoo and lisicki to tim

moulinyan capone here

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no sudden movements or the moose gets it

>>72269982
>faggots are degenerates
whoa

>>72269939
>muh yanks

Hitler lost when he invaded the Soviets.

>>72270010
would heem tim if i saw him

>>72270035
How is it degenerate to take medicine for a tooth infection dumb yank?

>>72270038
who supplied the soviets again?

r8
oi come ova here ya pooftah

planning to take an Aussie trip soon

>>72270113
aussies don't say poofter as often as brits. I heard gaycunt a lot more when I was there

>>72270113
how about you don't culturally appropriate the great nation of Australia?

>>72270038
germany could have btfo the soviets, their weapons were shit and their soldiers were badly trained, mostly scared kids who had been told they would be executed if they retreated even slightly

>>72270084
42 Amersham Hill HP13 6PQ

go on then if you think you're hard enough

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>when you get a gf but you just want to play vidya instead

>>72270090
Thank you big strong American for dropping broken guns and tins of baked beans while everyone else sits in a trench for 6 months being shot at.

>>72270155
what a pooftah

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A dialogue in gimmicks: A conversation between Tim, Kev and (unknown future third mega /brit/ gimmick character)

>>72270155
don't know this feel ;_;

>>72270155
>tfw dota is harder than getting a gf

>>72270165
I think you need to brush up on your history if you think all we gave was guns and beans

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>>72270134
>the great nation of Australia?
pic related
>>72270131
right o, i shall remember that

>ywn have a girl gently mating with you while you wreck scrubs online

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>>72269666
Canada already is a superpower.

>>72270155
lol is such pleb shit

>ywn get a codjob
>ywn cuck other males by virtually killing them whilst getting your dick sucked

>>72269666
presumably because it will have been annexed by then?

Honestly don't miss gaming or Windows much at all being away from it

favourite numbers lads?

mine are, in order: 42, 92, 91, 2, 47, 308

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The mandem

>>72270332
>that bubble of space around the one girl

>>72270332
me on the far left

@19 enjoy kernel panics because you wanted to print something

>>72270331
27, 28
although don't really have any favourite numbers

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caught a whiff of me arse

>>72270331
1488

>>72270331
-1/12

>>72270318
chuck taylors have been effay for like 60 years m8, what are you on about?

>>72270359
I print everything at a printing shop
much better than owning a gimpy printer

>>72270389
a series that diverges by definition cannot equal something

Anyone know where the road to recovery is?

>>72270403
maths is a social construct

>>72270332
Who are these gimps

>>72270459
string theory may as well be

>>72270375
that used to be the passcode to my phone but anyone who knows me would know that would be my passcode so i changed it to something else so they won't be able to get into my phone and look at my dick pics

we know what is best for you

>>72270420
Uphill

unsure if I poo'd or not

>>72270420
bruce highway

i used to have a little cousin and he was a little shit but i had to be nice to him because he had a load of health problems

he died when he was 6 though thankfully

>>72270587
haha

my cousin is literally a deano
and my other cousin is a hambeast

I'm the youngest out of my entire extended family. the baby

>>72270694
same

i'm also the only male

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These Yanks, stunted little troglodytes they are
I was fairly average in my homeland but here I'm like a Titan stepped right out of myth compared to these diminutive proto-men in their payless shoes and XXL polyester cargo shorts

a God I must seem to them.
reckon it would take only the slightest of effort to crush one of them like an ant.

>>72270704
you gay mate?

>>72270732
nah, i'm straight but i'm actively trying to be as asexual as i can because i dont ever want to have to deal with womens shit

>>72270318
Jokes on you, Sam Hyde. I actually have arches that are too high.

what are some good shoes that are comfortable for walking in but also look stylish?

*buys an unknown pleasures t-shirt*

>>72270803
sketchers shape-ups

>>72270803
White New Balances

>>72270803
air pegasus 83 in a non-tacky colour

>>72270721
you'd think a shapeshifting superhero would give himself a bigger willy

>>72270721
for a superhuman he's got a tiny willy

>>72270803
get some sort of running shoe like NB or Asics for casual wear and a nice leather shoe for other tmes

>>72270853
A 3" willy...?

>>72270817
>>72270818
uh
these would make me look too much like jerry seinfeld
>yank flag
ah yes

>>72270824
hmm these look alright

>>72270866
>these would make me look too much like jerry seinfeld
and?

>>72270866
You're the nerd that doesn't know about shoes

>>72270879
I'm already jewish and dress like jerry

the trainers you suggested that would complete that look

>>72270890
I'm sorry, I still wear converse

>get herpes
>get mono
>get meningitis
lol girl kissers, just lol

>>72270911
>I'm already jewish
yid cunt wud batter u

>>72270918
I got chlamydia in Mexico once

>>72270803
sperry boat shoes

watching Guy Fieri eat things is making me VERY hungry

munching ice can only tide me over for so long

>>72270944
looks like a moccasin which desu is a nice shoe

why do shoe models not wear socks???

Might do a 'cide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47VxzikTr4Q

>>72270975
Why do sock models not wear shoes?

Neun neun luftballoons

>>72271000
>>72271000