Tolkien edition.
Previously: >>72260488.
Top for moms
love u mom
the wife
dumb amerimonkeys
considering a bid in the UK, but their jobs pay a lot less than here.
>>72266331
good post
off to a good start in this one
dumb swissfats
dumb hicks
reminder that swiss poster said he was black yesterday
>>72266352
Mad the USD has parity with the Swiss Franc or what?
>>72266405
dumb hick
>application status
>under consideration
What a great thread.
i love everyone here.
>>72266405
that poor thing
>no class tomorrow
>18+ inches of snow
>mfw
>calling him swiss
you sweet summer child
>>72266452
dumb hick
shut up maldita lisiada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs
the 'ee 'ff
Have a feeling I'm about to be fired from one of my jobs.
>was sick today and didn't get any sleep so I postponed my job
>stopped by later in the day to check on it before I do my other job
>the entire job was done
>saw bosses car there but didn't see him
They also haven't paid me in like a month, so I have a feeling I'm about to get the boot.
Anyway, anybody know if you need to make a minimum amount of money to collect unemployment?
ever seen an asian speaking spanish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQjboDWbAg0
theres always a first time
>>72266504
dumb wageslave
>>72266511
>spanish
>>72266469
>lol he has a swiss fag but you're calling him swiss retard xD
kill yourself bud
>>72266556
hello new friend, he has a name and everything
>>72266511
is that not Tagalog?
>>72266549
mexilards arent allowed to reply to me or my posts
>>72266586
no one cares
I'm the Gaston of /cum/
>>72266619
Kill yourself
>>72266619
mexico outranks you here bud
ORA ORA ORA ORA
>when worst coast cucks come at me with their shit 'n' out
they gotta slather their bad burgers in a sauce to make them taste acceptable
I don't want to go to school tomorrow
>>72266619
Small dicked white boy
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>72266501
Sauce
>>72266666
that's one mouth watering post number
> mexico outranks you here bud
>>72266666
quints confirm culver's superiority
>>72266717
You're from the least relevant continent on the planet. Know your place
>fist of aspergers is mad his dad is white again
>>72266671
who did they turn into a faggot to get their diversity quota?
wonder if they added in blacks because reasons
I'm 1/127 Cree
>>72266666
>tfw I was off by 1
>>72266665
>>72266637
Can someone give me a (You)? Pls
>>72266752
they rewrote the story to include a fag character who wants to fuck gaston
>>72266776
That's... different.
>>72266666
i really want a hamburger right now.
@72266768
>>72266776
isn't it just the little fat guy who they turned into a faggot?
fucking kikes
why do trump supporters spam nothing but jews and isreal in youtube comment sections when they supported jews and isreal
>>72266813
maybe
>>72266819
theyre dumb
>>72266842
pretty sure it is
because any form of male friendship is now automatically gay according to kikes and their useful idiots on the left
>>72266872
i haven't watched the movie in like 15 years so i don't remember any minor fat fag character
>>72266692
https://www.instagram.com/sodakite/
Ah yes, Americans.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/hamilton-church-volunteers-denied-entry-to-u-s-so-they-wouldn-t-steal-american-jobs-1.4022969
dry cold air fyuckingf my scalp
when does summer come
the so called bee eff
>>72266902
gaston's crony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAVXNFlsQE
My boss gave me a lap dance when I told her I didn't believe she used to be a dancer. She offered a sample but I didn't think she'd grind on my lap
>>72266912
fun fact my name is chris evans
people constantly ask if i'm captain america
sick of it
>Oh, Mike Brown was actually bartering marijuana for cigars. Not stealing xD!
>Oh, that time when he came back and assaulted the owner was because that Clerk didn't know he was bartering with marijuana
>he a gud boi
>>72266936
>captain america
>shilled for killary
>>72266945
that's badass
>>72266936
bit gay
>>72266955
are you captain america
>yanks angry about 2 men enjoying each others bodies
>ignore the white woman getting with the large, hairy, brown beast because that's just normal in the usa
my my
stewpid hicks
>>72266954
but have you ever considered; sucking my dick you autistic nigger
>>72266993
go away homo
>>72266988
yes
>>72266993
>Brits literally have channels named BBC
>>72267005
did you watch the whole thing
its really good
a dense and satisfying meme
>>72266955
Are you absolutely serious about your name being Chris Evans?
How do I get him lads?
>>72267027
thank you for your service cap
>>72266993
we all know emma a slut
she's spread her legs for worse im sure
>>72267055
yes
>>72267045
>yanks can only think about big black cock
pottery
stewpid hillbillies
>>72267045
big black british broadcasting channel
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OnAFZL9h-Q
By the way, there's at least two brit homos itt, i was just posting the cap, not the other posts.
>>72267095
Ain't that nice
Emma
Emmy
Emmz
Emm
just gonna grab some cheese curds real quick
Feel with me
https://youtu.be/VWtYgeiP4cs
smelly hicks
Choon.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489250861356.webm
>>72267158
Culver's burgers lack taste tbqhh
>>72266938
Gaston seems like a local folk hero who just wanted to date the weird loner girl for a chance at true love.
Wonder if they'll try to make him gay too.
>>72266955
How did you beat all those dudes in an elevator
https://youtu.be/jqIBGEcKhGs
the gf
Hmmmmm considering buying a used flashlight molded after my favorite slut since a new in box one is a couple hundred dollaroos
9/11 was the greatest piece of performance art in a generation
>>72267184
Bitch looks cute
also
>I'm actually drinking coca
>>72267226
VERY carefully
>>72267048
omg there's a fat guy in Canada...
>>72267233
>ameripoors
>>72267226
Winter Soldier is genuinely a good movie
>>72267045
>big british cock
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/real/32799295809.html
hmm...
>>72267263
better one
>brits
>>72267316
Thailad is pretty creative.
JoJo pretty much describes my life
Live my entire life in USA and only visit 6 countries besides UK - never ever gotten my dick sucked
Visit U.K. For a week - I received 5 blowjobs
Really makes you think
>>72267263
how does that even happen?
diapers? they didn't wash the stains out? they're drunk? old?
If we had a /cum/ sleep over and I accidentally came on you when you were sleeping would we still be friends?
>>72267367
They are americans.
Uni cancelled buds
>>72267364
you're welcome it was nice meeting you
>>72267316
on /pol/ there's someone who runs a bot that finds all the Canadian posts, quotes them, and writes
>leaf
>>72267364
>spend your life in a surbaban normie town
>go to some place that's filled with tourists anyways
>expecting them to be the same
Only went to the US because my sister wanted to go.
Still have like 7+ years visa.
t. easterneurope
>>72267394
You know, during one of the blowjobs I couldn't help but think the future of Britain is bright, she was doing a stellar job
>>72267412
>implying is a bot
>>72267412
he's doing the lord's work
>>72267440
fucking this
kek
>>72267440
it actually is, the person posted a script for it
when do we declare /dixie/ a failure
>>72267389
No, I'd kick your ass.
>>72267477
I'll be the Ulysses to your Clinton, im ready to roll.
Quebecois qts
>>72267477
you know you love us
east coast guys, how's the weather? I'm supposed to fly to ireland tomorrow with a stop at jfk... flight canceled
>>72267501
Not an argument.
>>72267525
muh
>>72267525
Do you live in a bubble?
>>72267525
Fine right now, supposed to be blizzard by sunrise though. 40MPH winds for 3 hours straight or something too.
>>72267503
Why would you reach over the right shoulder and grab the left boob? It would be so much easier to grab the right boob.
>>72267525
Upps meant to quote >>72267501
>>72267525
Boston here, not a drop of snow yet
>>72266322
Wasn't this a /brit/ edition earlier?
>>72267581
no idea senpai
>>72267616
we steal memes and oil, fuck you
>>72267616
I have no other ideas between gayposting and tolkienposting.
>>72267641
>memes and oil
the true fuel of patriotism
>>72267542
>muh
not muh. my uni marching band is doing performances there
is it different in new york? the said all flights are cancelled. but now I just got an email and they just moved my connecting flight to Amsterdam which is cool because MUH
>>72267565
>>72267591
>>72267682
>>72267581
Anaconda plan
>post on 4chan
>no replies
sadfrog.jpg
>Makes shitty posts
>expects replies
shant be replying to you
>post on 4chan
>replies
This is how power feels like.
>>72267744
never actually opened this image before
always thought he was leaning forward
>posting in a /cum/ thread made by a brit
>>72267777
good digits
>>72267777
nice
>>72267777
>>72267777
I could've sworn that was the USA flag earlier ago
I won twice in a row at Tim Hortons today. Pretty nice since I need to stay up late.
Just finished my 100 page manifesto on Radical Stoicism. Anyone want to read it?
for me it is peanut butter crunch
the best breakfast cereal
>tinder is a viable way to date they said
Why is it so hard to find a respectable woman around my age?
>>72267777
hmm
>>72267777
We have posted in threads made by niggers so why not /brits/.
>>72267846
>Why is it so hard to find a respectable woman around my age?
because theyve been taught that being a normal woman is oppressing themselves
girls are encouraged to ride the cock carousel despite the fact that it depresses them deep down and lowers their worth
>>72267845
used to love oreo o's
now bp crunch is top notch
then reeses puffs followed by cinnamon toast crunch
but normally i have grits for breakfast
>>72267846
the non-ironic answer is that most of them have been corrupted by the forced jewish pop culture including degenerate music, television, and social media
>>72267846
shan't
>>72267916
we speak english in this general, maybe you've heard of it
>look out window
>no snow
fake news again
>the non-ironic answer is that most of them have been corrupted by the forced jewish pop culture including degenerate music, television, and social media
>>72267910
Yes, Justin Bieber tells them to pass the cyber security attack.
>>72267846
never spanking my daughter if this is how they turn out
so what do you guys usually eat every day
honestly living on your own kind of sucks, life was so much better when i was a kid and had free homecooked meals. i'm too lazy to learn how to cook so i usually just eat frozen dinners/frozen pizza/sandwiches and shit like kraft dinner/ramen. also fast food more often than i probably should
please share what you eat so i can get ideas for food
>>72267929
Do you now.
>yeah, I love pop culture. stop with that "wrong generation" crap
>>72267951
>Spanking
>Not beating
lmaoing @ your lack of backbone
>>72267845
Last year this CVS store would always get overstocked with the regular cap n crunch, but no one would ever buy it. So they had to clearance an entire box for $1.
For about 5 months I would wait for the end of the month and buy 20 boxes. Any time I'd go in to do so, I'd hear whispers from the manager and employees saying "He's doing it again".
For reasons unknown, they stopped selling them.
>>72267842
Lucky fuck. I never won anything there
>>72267956
I cook most of what I eat.
Made sloppy joes last night, should last a few days
>>72267961
t. MAYNSTREEM METEOR IS NOT A LEGITAMIT FORM OWF PROWTIST
who /meijer/ here
>>72267949
>>72267949
>>72267949
>>72267951
>spanking
I never understood this parenting meme. It seems kind of weird and touchy desu. Also seems a bit excessive. Light slaps to the face disorients someone, stings a bit, and gets them to shut up. Got slapped in the face a few times and I turned out fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_6VUs2VCk
@72268004
not posting in that """thread"""
>>72268001
when you get shot by a nigger i'll laugh
>>72268012
The thought of getting whipped by a belt is a great motivator to stop being a little shithead
Could I pass as a local in your state?
>>72267971
I love cap n crunch with all my soul and is really expensive - for a cereal - here.
You are a lucky son of a bitch.
rate my geralt
Just drove from Phoenix to Flagstaff, should I keep going through the night to Colorado or should I get some sleep in a hotel here?
autism has gone too far
>>72268027
Good because Californians aren't Western, they're this weird thing called Californian
@72268004
posted in your """""thread"""""
>>72267951
Wouldn't mind if my parents beat me if it meant that I'd make over 20k a month just making shitty youtube videos
>>72268004
report this
>>72268055
how do you accidentally buy such a thing?
>>72268049
What gear is that?
Full moon and swallow are shit.
>California isnt western
>ton of western movies placed in california
checkmate atheists
@72268060
haha joke's on you I'm posting in your thread
>>72268033
I guess it's really a matter of perceived threat.
The way I see it, the order of discipline should be stern voice, then shouting, and a slap in the face if things are really out of hand. I find the slapping to be more personal. I want them to understand the discipline stems from the parent, not an object. But that's just me. Also I'm worried I would clip someone's eye whipping a belt. Slaps are easy to control. Again though, this is all last resort stuff imo
>>72267844
summarize it in 3 sentences or less
>>72268097
They look like normal plushes but with a hole in the butt for autistic people to have sex with
>>72266322
i've developed a mommy fetish
>>72268102
manticore
>>72268120
Roastie?
new (rocky states/provinces only please)
>>72268126
>>72268126
>>72268126
>>72268126
>>72268128
yes but you'd have to buy it from a store
California State University, Fresno
>>72268128
surely there's a substantial price difference though
like the sex toy part would triple or quadruple the price because ponyfags will pay for it
>>72268120
nah ive only ever had sex with one girl, and she wasnt even the type to ride the CC
>>72268148
We are reaching full retardness.
I will make a /mex/ so we can fuck off.
>>72268162
>>72268168
You can buy them online and I believe MLP toys are expensive in general because autistic people buy them in droves.
>be me
>masturbate furiously during the weekend
>feel really tired monday at the gym
>get home
>masturbate furiously
Why am i like this lads.
once accidentally clicked on /mlp/
the autism i faced in those five seconds, never to be seen again. truly and experience
Is /cum/ on it's period again?
Why are we creating redundant generals
>all these ridiculous splinterthreads
its obvious the shills from shareblue have realized /cum/ is the most powerful general on 4chan
theyre trying to weaken /cum/
>>72268203
mainstream media
>>72268203
That's what dumb caraposting does to a person
If you could only have one of them, which would it be /cum/?
>>72268198
toastie...
>>72268214
the founding of /mlp/ was pure containment board
it did the site a service
those faggots are terrible
>>72268215
because paha the worthless nigger sapa needed some attention
>>72268189
so the post is likely fake, or he buys kids second hand toys for some reason
>>72268227
Victoria Justice.
>>72268227
VJ
J
kissu
>spent 20 minutes putting on of those "glass" screen protectors on my phone
>redid it at least three times because of smudges
>the people who made it decided it'd be a good idea to have an "outline" around the black parts of the phone (like the area around the lights at the bottom) so I redid it twice because it was a tiny bit off and it lit up my autism
At least it's finally on
>>72268231
S U D B U R Y
U
D
B
U
R
Y
>>72268251
t. PENISylvania
>tfw no maximum qt dead career spanish gf
>>72268282
i buy them at mall kiosks and have the vendor apply it
>>72268284
fuck off to your dead "general" nigger
>>72268284
BACK OFF. You might have the nukes, but we have the Amish. Literally nuclear proof people
>>72268278
>>72268297
>JUSTice
>>72268297
She is puerto rican
>>72268282
Screen protectors are a joke, like childhood
Paha Sapa is a moorish faggot who craves attention
>>72268270
>>72268278
Plebs, Gillies every day
i'd puerto her rican
>>72268332
so, this is what drumpf wants to deport ....
>there are horsefuckers in this thread
>they have always been here
>>72268307
Hey now, no discouraging words pardner
>>72268312
You may have the Amish but we have ancient corn Gods and men made of mountains
>I don't support women rigts
>>72268338
I'd deport her onto my cock if you know what I mean
>>72268347
pictures of it are banned outside its board at least
>>72268338
>the left thinks trump is 'deporting' puerto ricans
Deport them to where? They're already american territory
>>72268338
wow wtf
im with her now
>>72268227
Chick on the right (forgot her name)
>>72268348
Ancient corn gods
>>72268316
Kek
>>72268351
>>72268338
>implying illegal immigrants are attractive
Literally bottom of the barrel people most of the time
>dont let them deport my parents, anon
What do?
>>72268402
Wrong. Loads of undocumented qts where I live
>>72268402
why do people take posts like that seriously and try to give some smart reply?
>>72268410
Tell the authorities about her as well.
>>72268373
G I L L I E S
I
L
L
I
E
S
>>72268348
>men made of mountains
I thought you were flatter than a washboard
>>72268410
"What do you want me to do about it"
>>72268368
the left just assumes all hispanics are illegal, because the left is racist as fuck
>>72268410
report them
i've become too efficient at farming (You)s
>>72268431
>I thought you were flatter than a washboard
Retard
>>72268464
shut up
never moooo alone
never mooooo apat
rude thread
>>72268431
>Mt. Rushmore state
>Highest point of elevation between the Rockies and Appalachia
>Le flyover so flat lmao
Who was in the wrong here?
I'd like to impregnate a light skinned Latina woman to produce half breeds like Victoria Justice
>>72268488
Why her? If it's cuteness then Grande is cuter, if its sex appeal then Gillies crushes them both.
>Met several /pol/acks recently
>All looked like numales with hitler youth haircuts and thick rimmed glasses
Yeah, I ain't doing that again.
haha do you think lana rain would fuck for $10k haha asking for a friend
>>72268468
large ass block bitch implying I even know where things are out west because you all were delineated by a toddler who one day picked up a rectangle stamp and aimed it at a map of the uncharted western territories. implying I even give a FUCK about this art project or the BLOCK ASS BASIC state it emerged from. bucks county is DISPLEASED with your sorry ass and I don't want you posting near me or my flags ever again. FUCKER
>>72268498
okay like whatever sorry
@72268531
'no'
>>72268536
yes
>>72268531
>ariana is cuter
ummmm no??
>>72268536
Consider she literally fucks herself in public I think its safe to say yes
>>72268556
Maybe not today seeing as how she looks like a leather skinned midget, but back when she was white she was adorable
WE WUZ KAN-oh shit nigga
>>72268602
fake ass history niguh
>>72268602
delete this
>>72268602
why can't we just give them that piece of history
not even a good faction in total war
Ariana was never attractive tbqh
vj is on a whole different level
>>72268589
yeah she used to look good but now her skin is (not metaphorically) the color of poop
even when she was cute it was debatable
>>72268627
>why can't WE
What did she mean by this
>>72268673
The leather seat looks more organic than she does
>>72268589
Nah she was adorable when she was white, no way you're convincing me or anyone with eyes otherwise.
Today yeah, gross leathery skin and her hair took. a beating from being dyed bright red for so many years.
>but back when she was white she was adorable
I've slept with the same blanket for like 20 years
I can't find a new blanket that is as comfortable because they are all too thick. I'm ashamed of it but I honestly can't deal with other blankets.
>>72268700
>>72268664
Shit meant for you
Where will Mexico and Canada go if the /Union/ and /Dixie/ Balkanization kills /cum/?
>>72268666
why do they even reference Egypt so much? sub-saharan africa had some pretty cool-looking art work, such as wooden tribal masks. just seems like a stupid thing to reference since egypt now is part of the arab world
>this is a 10/10 slag in southern texas
>>72268729
They'll just replace the US with Uganda and be done with it
Life is like a game of chess
You either win or lose
>>72268735
Does it have a penis?
>>72268729
those threads are already dead
>>72268735
>italian coal burner
>>72267641
I mean, I liked it first time around. No complaints.
>>72268757
i want to apologize to you for my earlier outburst
sry
>>72268752
*stalemates you*
>>72268712
Nice shopped image
How can whitey even compete?
dumb amerimonkeys
>>72268752
This
VJ won at birth
Her sister lost
>>72268735
WTF I love Italy now
>>72268795
very good
>>72268793
You just created a paradox
why the fuck do we have a faggot brit shit here now
worthless hicks
>>72268808
holy cow
>>72268825
careful sunshine