Why do Germans put nuts and seeds in everything? Are they squirrels?

>inb4 mcdonalds, fat, burger, etc

>>72258214
Ironically enough they have a hard time saying the word squirrel

>>72259087
first time hearing this. how true is this

>>72258214
it tastes good and adds to the texture as well as balancing out the nutrients in an otherwise purely carbohydrates based product

>>72259139
It's big enough that there are videos of them trying to say it on Jewtube

>>72259139
It's about as hard for Germans to say squirrel as it is for Americans to say skewer.

>>72258214
looks nice 2bh

>>72259087
>american saying "squirrel"
>SQUIRL

>>72258214
>Toast faggot can't bite real bread

Its a habit from WW1 ersatz food days when they started running out of food and started padding out bread with stuff like sawdust and ash

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Gotta put nuts, raisins and other fruit in the bread. Makes a much tastier loaf

>>72259347
SKYOO-ah
Am I pronouncing it correctly, Deutschland-niisan?

>>72258214
Because their toilets have dual use landing / presentation shelves, so their poops can be inspected before flushing.
I imagine that the corn, nuts, and seeds add an interesting texture.

>>72259087
well let's hear Americans say Eichhörnchen

>>72258278
You put seeds on top of your burgers.
>>72259087
You'd have a hard time saying the word squirrel in German too.
Eichhörnchen

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>american """""""""""""""""bread"""""""""""""""""

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Question to Germans. I really like the bread that is called Munich bread in Supermarkets here and it looks like picrelated. Does it really have something to do with Munich or it's just a made up shit?

>>72263013
Just a name.
Looks like Rye bread.

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>>72262993
>look up polish bread
>find picrelated
you have absolutely no right to be talking, you Slavic shitstain

>>72262813
they just make you poop more compact

>>72263264
What's wrong with it?

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>>72263264
>he's never seen a bread
top kek

>>72263264
Looks good

>>72263277
and healthy, too?
This all sounds so efficient, and somewhat overly engineered.

What is the secret to making dark bread that doesn't come out really dense? My breads are always really dense if I don't put at least some white flour in them.

>>72263534
yea pretty high in unsaturated fats

>>72259087
>squirl

>>72263264
That's actual bread though and looks nice as fuck.

>>72263602
I don't think many people here bake their own bread, lol.

>>72263602
ask in /ck/, they are experts on bread, trust me

>>72263264
you sir are retarded
congrats

>>72263264
looks like bread

my personal theory is that EVERYTHING is better with nuts

>>72264067
yeah ur mum said something similar lol

>>72263971
But you're never supposed to go ask about something on topic in a four chan board

>>72263661
Someone please say "loaf"

>>72264067
agreed

>>72263264
Looks tasty I want to try that.

>>72264317
Make me you fat cunt haha.

>>72263264
more like polished bread

>>72262630
Don't know what your on about
Everyone here pronounces it "skwer ul"

>>72258214
They like brown nuts in their mouths

Rye bread is unpleasant, this is horseshit.
Only white bread made from wheat is true bread.

I lived in Deutschland for a while, at first the nuts in the bread was very novel, but I got tired of chewing it. I prefer the Estonian Must Leib (Black bread)

What would happen if you ate peanut butter on nutty bread?

>>72258214
No, but they're cavemen in disguise.

Also this >>72266809
I like seeds in bread but not this ugly tasteless brown bread.

>>72268136
cavemen ate nuts

>>72264067
This
Snicker bar > Mars

most common bread here is the french one.

fucking inmigrants.

>>72264067
ayy lmao

>>72263264
i know i should be sticking up for my fellow burger but that actually looks good

>>72268136
>>72269322
>>72258214
Niggers, all of you.

>>72263602
>what is yeast?

>>72258214
nuts and seeds are EXTREMELY healthy

>>72266809
that's why you're getting fatter

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2012/03/11/national/science-health/obesity-on-the-rise-as-japanese-eat-more-western-style-food/

you should see my näkkileipä with nuts

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>>72263264
Murika...

>>72262766
I have that same tea towel

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There is a lot of different types of bread in Europe. Made of different types of grain, mixed with nuts, seeds, baked with cabbage, kale etc. Bread can be an important part of a meal, not just avehicle for meat and eags. There must be some good bakeries in US, not just white toast bread from Walmart.

>>72263264
Shines too much but I would eat it tbqh

>Niggers can't eat black bread
Oh irony!

>>72262766
There is something to be said for the purity,