>tfw one chance in life and be born spanish instead of italian

At least you get to be the cheap version of your desired nationality.

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> tfw one chance in life
> born half spanish and half italian

>>72257337
It sucks being italian. I hate Italy.. I hate italians even more..

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>>72257337
>tfw one chance at life
>tfw you actually "won" and you have to live

>one chance at life
>get brain damage as a child and have to be autistic even though you weren't originally

>>72257337
>tfw one chance in life
>born in Italy
>in Alto Adige
Dodged a bullet there desu

>>72257337
At least you're not Greek.

>>72257337
> one chance at life
> not born in Rhodesia during its prime

Why even continue.

>>72257731
At least you are in Funland, you wouldn't survive here.

>>72257644
> t. Matteo "Celtico" Salvoni, proud Lega Nord voter and Genoa fan
> let's go swim in the river under the moonlight, lads

>be chicano

Won the lottery boys

>>72257944
I hate football, I don't like Lega Nord (even tho I kinda think they're the best right-wing party out there) and my name's not Matteo.

>>72257337
>tfw born Italian of S*rdinian ethnicity

Get all the negative points of being Italian but 0 positive ones(Can't WE wuz)

>>72257644
it's because of losers like you that this country sucks. not even trolling

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>>72259435
Un altro sardo.. Cummenti stasi bellixeddu?

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>>72259435
>>72259696
>campidanesi sul mio int

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>one chance in life
>born white male instead of asian female

>>72257337
Spain is supercool, hermano

>>72257337
>one chance in life
>born chilean instead of argentinian
Feels bad desu

>>72261559
what miss helsinki did to ya ? did she gave you a blowjob with one of her nose holes and you got hurt ?

>>72257616

T. Ludwig Atahualpa Wazowski

>one chance at life
Actually my life aint that bad.

>>72257379
Underrated comment tbqh famalam.

>>72257337
You're both in the EU, just go to Italy and learn Italian. In a decade nobody will even be able to tell the difference.