NOW WE WILL WIN EUROVISION FOR SURE

>>72247345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQp7z8yYZUI

>>72247345
not black asian gay enough, sorry

>>72247345
>caring about cuckvision
I wonder what kind of butthurt propaganda song Ukraine will come up with this time

>>72247418
*a hundred angry orthodox priests drive a BMP-1 into utub hq*

>>72247686
This. Also too pretty. Should be hideous mutant.

Did Russia send a disabled singer just to win? That's hilarious.

>not lgbtbbq
>not oppressed tatar ukrainian crimean
dropped

>>72247869
Georgia tried sending a blind girl. Poland tried sending a disabled girl in a wheelchair. It doesn't work.
Just like her legs.

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>>72247933
>It doesn't work. Just like her legs.
Holy shit

>>72247933
Russia bringing the bantz. I didn't think you had it in you, Dmitri, I'm impressed.

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>>72247749
the only reason i'm looking forward to it is to see how much they will fuck up
i can't even vote ayyy

>>72247345
Thank you Russia. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEiM6l5meQI

>>72248088
You can fuck Ukraine up even more by giving it a victory the second time in a row. They will go bankrupt if that happens.

>>72248199
What is the song about?

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>>72248200
holy shit, imagine that
make it happen, Number One

>>72247933
Sweden tried sending Günther.

We got nothing, I heard one decent song and it got voted off right away.

It's not like I watch eurovision for the music anyway. I hope that British bloke will be commentating again.

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>>72247345
Here's ours.

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>>72249682
Graham Norton? isn't he irish though

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>>72249794

>>72249820
Yeah, him.

Just be glad I didn't call him English

>>72247345
>Eurovision
And here i thought you weren't European :^)

When are we going to see a mute singer?

What is your favourite Eurovision winner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

>>72247345
Do people watch eurovision in your cunt?
It is known that it is a gayfest.

>>72249995
i suppose is masochism, watching it just in case Russia wins but it will never win
like the World Cup

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>>72247933
>It doesn't work. Just like her legs.

>>72250041
Dima Bilan won.

>>72249961
Dana International. "Her" song is so good.

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>>72247933
>It doesn't work.
>Just like her legs.

>>72250137
when? *google google google*
ah, i wasn't on /int/ then

>>72247345
So is Eurovision just a contest to see who can put forth the least privileged person, and look the most progressive?

>>72250285
Well it's a politicised freakshow, what did you expect?
The jews decide who's going to win.

>>72247933
Spatted saliva on my intelligent phone

>>72250285
Yeah, with European politics and thousand year old rivalries mixed in. Only the plebiest of plebs watch it unironically.

There is literally never a good song in the eurovision. Just awful eurodance with a bimbos singing in english.

>>72250378
+

>>72250541
>eurodance
i fucking wish there was more eurodance. it's all ballads á la The Voice and shit

>>72250541
Lordi, Yohanna, Alexander Rybak, Konchita Wurst.

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>>72250541
>he watches eurovision for the music

>>72250541
Norway's 2009 entry which got the most points ever is one of my favourite songs tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME

>>72250541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RBrUyvUOsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEUrp2V4ss
What about any of these?

>>72250647
>Konchita Wurst.
Stop

>>72250696
What? It had a good not eurodance song.

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>>72247933
Fuck sake hahaha

>>72247345
That's a good strategy to win Eurovision, but Europeans hate Russia too much at the moment for it to be able to win.

>>72250696
The singing was alright. You don't like it because it was a guy in a dress.

Which didn't bother anyone when Verka Serduchka did it.

>>72250805
>Verka Serduchka
Pretty sure thats a comedian in drag.
The other is serious unironic degeneracy

if there's something good about last year's ESC is that they summed up the hypocrysy and samefaggeness of all ESC musics (and Rybak made apparition)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgW54HBOS0

>>72250781
Pls like us
look we send qt invalids
how can you be hating sexy wheelchair girl
pls vote us

>>72250781
If last year's mind blowing entry didn't win, nothing will win this year either.

>Russia bends time and space for their show, we had some chick climbing down a flight of stairs

This spic-tier grill is ours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOtpHGJ8EpA

>>72250647
>>72250678
>>72250688
okay, they also have weirdo pop.
There really should be more metal/hiphop in the eurovision, since that is all young people listen to. But no, alwas the same shit.
>>72250670
I only watch the icelandic and danish competitions to see the much better faroese musicians getting voted out. Then I critise everone elses music

>>72250903
looks Greek

>>72250943
>:(

>>72247345
Western tolerance test lol
If she doesn't win, western europe will turn out hypocritical faggots since muh tolerance.

>>72250919
>metal/hiphop
maybe in 20 years more, when WE are old enough to care to vote on ESC
didn't you euros said that only old grannies vote for ESC? they don't like metal, it is known

Why can't we just arrange down syndrome vision and compare whose invalids are better?

>>72251074
you mean like the Paralympics but Song Contest? dunno why

>>72251074
Finland tried that too. They didn't get to the final.

>>72251074
You would bring regular Russians then :^)

>Not voting for the poor little abo

>>72247345
Russia should've won the last Eurovision hands down

>>72251028
Are you seriously going all "le wrong generation"?
Metal became popular back in the 70's.

Anyway, it's not radio-friendly so the best we can expect is stuff like Lordi, who appear like something edgy and heavy to the masses, but are really just poppy hard-rock (which is fitting, because they're inspired by Kiss and other 80's bands)

>>72251213
This. I remember everyone I watched it with having as sour a mood as mine after that robbery

>>72251213
>bring the best performers
>put on a great show
>make no political statements
>still perceived as big bad evil commie
(((

>>72251146
Yes. But it will be like competition between mentally divergent: down syndrome ones, autists, schizophrenics without some part of the body, piss drinkers and shit eaters of all sort and kind.
Thus we will equalize the chances to win. Sending injured people to Eurovision is like a sucker punch, you know kinda doping.
I'd watch it.

>>72251213
>>72251286
Eurovision is political fuckery

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>>72250541
>implying
this was glorious, fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgszpNj7dY

>>72251213
Yes, but Eurovision is heavily politicized, everyone knows that.

With the current geo-political situation and a song like that, the outcome was pretty clear.

>>72251213
but muh ukraine

>>72251290
>(((
More like ((())) haha

>>72251321
Ah we've all known that since we were born lad, doesn't take away the sting ;_;

>>72251290
> still invading several countries
> still elected same stupid dictator thug
> doesn't want to be seen as evil commie
)))

>>72247933
the weelchair doesn't work?

>>72251354
Their performance should be judged independent of any government action by their country of origin. Russia was fucking phenomenonal at the EV

looking forward for euvision becoming a paralympic.
oh wait

>>72251271
>Metal became popular back in the 70's
it never did. old peope were always against it
80s kids aren't still grannies last time i checked. so YES, WRONG GENERATION. DON'T LIKE IT? FORCE YOUR PARENTS TO VOTE SOMETHING YOU LIKE

>>72251316
me too. i suppose if you mail the producers your idea then it might become true? dunno

>>72251376
uh.. yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZLEqgdHCZ4

brava rusiya brava

are they naturally disabled or their cunts first scout great talents then mutilate their body parts?

>>72251290
>annex part of sovereign country
>"waaahh why are people mad at us"

>hate gays
>"waaah why do we not win in gay pride music contests"

>>72251436
>spend money voting on Eurovision

ishiggydigi

Yearly reminder
Denmark lost eurovision 2010 because of their racism against faroese people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPKGmIbsbw

>>72251455
>flame is burning
>water is dripping
>wheelchair is rolling
>russia is winning

>>72251436
>me too. i suppose if you mail the producers your idea then it might become true? dunno
I honestly suppose the only equal chances to win olimpix is to allow every sort of doping. Let them fucking use whatever they need for victory be it cocaine or amphetamine- whatever.
And let down syndrome people use drugs as well. Just imagine singing autists on heroine. Mmmmmm yami. Best show ever. It's kinda unfair to compare healthy and beautiful people from european countries. We should compare backwards.

>>72251514
I'm going to start judging every Danish person I meet by their historical conflicts with other countries in future

>>72251349
Do you think it will be the same this year?
Havent tentions died out a bit? Maybe not in Eastern Europe but like everywhere else?

>>72251514
It still shouldn't be political

(though as a Lithuanian I can't complain too much when Russia gets called out)

>>72251541
nice

>>72249820
But Irish are British too, hence the term "British Isles".

>>72251600
No we're not and that term is totally incorrect and centuries outdated fucking kill yourself

>>72251568
I think exact same bullshit this year

>>72251520
see? don't complain then

>>72251455
>song is in yenglissh
>cheesy ballad
>it will compete in Ukraine
might happen, would happen, will be glorious. make it happen lads

>>72251600
if Northern Irish, yes. i just forgot from which Ireland Graham is [spoiler](RoI says the wiki)

>>72251656
That's a pretty selfish way of looking at it.

>waaa how dare you call us British

We're better off calling them the English Isles because after all its the only language you cucks speak around there.

>>72247933
>Poland tried sending a disabled girl in a wheelchair. It doesn't work.
>Just like her legs.
wow that is dark

>>72251568
>Havent tentions died out a bit?
tensions NEVER die out among slavs

>>72251743
I forgot you're the mexican island fucking retard

>>72251804
>Mexican
Nice try nigger but no one speaks Spanish here. French is big though, but that's because we have descendants of actual French people that still, after hundreds of years of dominate British rule, have maintained their language. Unlike you lol

>>72251376
Nope.
Poland came 23rd.

>>72251577
But it totally is politcal though. As countries we resent the Russian actions in Crimea and make economic sanctions and then we just go out and have a happy cheerful karaoke night with them afterwards?

Same shit with sports. Qatar is having world cup and the workers are working under terrible conditions we would never accept and then we pretend it's not a political statement when we participate anyway.


It's not anything personal against the particular Russian singer, but it's totally political against Russia as a country when people don't vote for them and we can't change that.

>>72251600
britain is the island

british means 'of britain', the island (which includes england, scotland and wales). The exception would be people who are not from there, but are citizens of the UK. Hence why (some) people in northern Ireland are british despite not being from britain. This doesn't apply to people from RoI obviously.

The term 'british isles' as you know it today is a political invention

>>72251568
This year our song is not as good. I was livid when we last the last year because it was unfair. This year I won't be mad if we will lose.

So why are you guys even watching this retarded shit? I mean it can't even be for the lulz since it is just a low grade faggotry mixed with political bullshit.

Our culture minister actually said it's not a good idea because
>"eurovision became a commercial and politic show and. God forbid they'll offend a disabled girl"
But still, she's pretty Komi girl <3

>>72247933
Bantz

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>>72252238
>culture minister
muh culture

>>72252204
I ain't accepting any claims about something being boring\not worthy to watch from the people who watch baseball and handegg as their main sports.

>>72247933

Sure it works, thats how we won. We sent a bearded "Lady" singing really terrible but MUH PROGRESSIVE

Im so glad we got 0 points when we hosted it, fuck this retard contest.
If it really was about the music they would show the music withouth a show or knowledge of the singer, to not let superficial "progressive" bullshit dictate who wins.

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>>72247933
Russia being cold, as usual.

>>72247345
>white
Nope. Not progressive enough.

>>72252340
I unironically enjoyed Konchita's performance. Wasn't mad in the slightest that it won because the song was good.

>>72249682
>Günther
I'd fuck him, no homo.

>>72252436

Im anngry that someone with the stagename "Sausage Sausage" in two languages is now in the same lsit as our actuall good Eurovision winner.

>>72252198
jury points combined with being 2nd most voted by the audience was what made that muslim win
all i know is that i'm glad that gook from Australia didn't win. fuck gooks

>>72252204
i do it for the lulz. every year there's a memesong that i love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM07r57QqGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU

>>72252436
it sounded like a James Bond ripoff. Netherlands had a more honest act but you know and we know how dishonesty always wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0

>>72252517
Emily simply got lucky, just like Loreen - there were no other decent songs in their respective contests.

>>72252541
>it sounded like a James Bond ripoff
And that's why it was great.

>>72252360
Sorry, we couldn't find a singing negro in time. We've had one but he refused to participate (Pierre Narciss)

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>>72253041
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3GKcHXPV8
>he wasn't being ironic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXAX

>>72252681
yeah i guess

>>72247418
WTF?
>sings in english
>use American idioms
>American fashion
>American music
So, America doesn't have a culture, but Europeans still fail miserably trying to mimic it. Cringy af.

girls are pretty though.

Will another american celebrity come this year and stomp over all the competition?

>>72254818
Send Bill Clinton.

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>>72254856
Eurovision already had an epic sax man, will it survive another?

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>>72251656
Sorry mate but your Anglo like it or not

>>72255010
Can he even hold a sax upright? He's old.

>>72252312
Well soccer is boring as well, but that's not the point. At least these are talented athletes that are actually exceptionally good at what they are doing whether you like it or not. But your """"music shows"""" is about a bunch of faggots that can't even sing. And you actually watch that shit. Pathetic.

>>72247345
no she needs to be black, a tranny and be wearing a hijab
then you'll be certain

>>72251656
shut up paddy no one cares you're part of the family whether you like it or not and whether we tried to kill you or not

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>>72250285
yes

>>72255818
She's in the wheelchair because of a bad polio vaccine. Is that good enough?

>>72251417
have you ever watched eurovision before mate

>>72251455
wtf is this

She performed in Crimea. SBU might not let her entry.

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>>72256412
this is only getting better and better. looking forward to it

>mfw last year Australia had the best song in Eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymFX91HwM0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8HcOE45FEw

we are sending them, you guys might as well give up....

>tfw we are sending a generic bitch to sing a generic song
again
just like every year

>>72261542
Twin Twin were pretty good.

>>72251656
Okay Ireland. You're a big boy aren't you?

>no political songs allowed
>Ukrasspain wins with obviously political song
Eugayvision is fucked

>>72263404
please tell me this year you won't be sending some uggo chink or abbo

How long more before countries start sending muslims to sing nasheeds?

Last digit = number of points the UK gets this year

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>>72264237
Soon, inshallah.

All those muzzie immigrants are a voting base waiting to be exploited.

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>shitty yurogay american idol ripoff

No thanks

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>>72247345
>she doesn't have a beard
>not dressed as a disco ball
>not a gay opera-skrillex vampire

We tried sending retards in 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Y0HOPL5GU
It didn't work out well

>A FUCKING RETARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>72267313

Eurovision has been around for like thirty years.

Not that it isn't shit.

>>72255690
It is literally a fucking circus of flaming faggots and weird things, just take a look at that bearded woman.
It is supposed to be like that. I'd imagine if Americans would ever organise such shitfest, they would be able to suck all fun out of the thing, and make it American Idol 2.0 XXL, for an average American doesn't seem to understand irony or sarcasm very well.

>>72267946
we do organize eurovision viewing party. one of the local brewery organized one like two years back

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>>72252281
>mfw an americunt makes another Canada-tier post

>>72249820

he's, as the irish would say, a west brit

i.e an irish britaboo

>>72251354
Our elections are rigged so much, that our guys tried to give you a part of riggedness.

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>>72247345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiXEMYUqa3w

We're sending an Abo. Let us win or you're racist.

>>72247418
I learnt tthe Polish version off by heart just so I could fuck Polish girls

>>72247345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI

>tfw we objectively had the best song of the century in 2007 and we were robbed.

Eastern Europe killed Eurovision. You fuckers take it too seriously.

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>>72268841
He looks very bleached.
What the fuck would Eurovision even be if they'd be organised in Bong Bong?
Abbovision?

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>>72268983
">Would you like something to suck on for landing, sir?"

>>72268983
>Eastern Europe killed Eurovision. You fuckers take it too seriously.

They literally saved Eurovision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw

>>72269065
>tfw you will never a Latvian pirate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQy0PJEkQhA

>>72247345

im still mad that our weebs got destroyed by kraut lena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524Yy7JWBd4

>>72269101
*never be

>>72269065
>>72269101
2008 was such a based year for Eurovision. When will the meme entries come back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHOMbHbOEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro

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>>72247933
fucking ice cold

>>72269102
He has a Greek accent.

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>>72247933

>>72252204
Nationalism of course.

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>>72247345
>mfw girl representing the UK went to my fucking college
mfw she's friends with my fucking next-door neighbour
holy shit

>>72269436
that means you can start stalking her

>>72247418
This song sounds like a muh heritage American song in English.

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Sweden is going to win Eurovision.

>uh-huh

>>72269102
the heck.

>>72270068
I need an extra thick pillow to get me through this year it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnqF5PLP2w

Still the best entry of all time.

>>72251322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctK1aoWuqY

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>>72270128
It's catchy, it's sexy, it's going to get your 12 points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSrBdN4b5c

>>72270220
Yeah, probably. Sweden would have to really, really suck to not get high score from us, though.

Radical of them to let a white male win, though.

>>72270430
though

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>>72247345
Eurovision is dead to me ever since they changed the voting system and this disgusting tranny won.

>>72251213
shitty girly song from a "sugarboy"

>>72247345
She is a normal looking woman.Yo need to send a tranny freak or a darkie.
You will not see westerneurocucks crying about disables people, but they do cry about shitskins and fags

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>>72267663
>Eurovision has been around for like thirty years.

>>72269436
I thought you were talking about Bonny Tyler.

Why is Russia competing? Isn't it unsafe for Russians to go to Ukraine due to current political tension?

>>72272330
It's their job to keep her safe. If they fail the whole world will know what a shithole Ukraine really is.

>celebrate divircity
>but only if you're not russian and not handicapped and not black and not asian

y-yuroveeshion yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>72248836
"Why do I always have to do shit everyone tells me to?"

>>72250726
>"fock saihck"

I get it... because it's ukraine, you send a cripple as EBIN BANTZ :-DDDDDDDDD

>>72272370
>the whole world will know what a shithole Ukraine really is.


too late every1 already knows

>>72272412
Oh I see. It's only provocation when Russia does it. If it's Poland or Georgia or Austria it's completely justified.

>>72272430
Facebook worms and braindamaged folks aside
>le innocent 1st january Bandera birthday march meme

>>72272430
>Ukraine couldn't save a cute disabled girl who came to sing a song at the Eurovision contest from a group of raging nationalists

Ukraine wants to ban Russia from Eurovision,

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/ukraine-considers-ban-on-russia-at-eurovision/news-story/32e449d3ff65c0fe7b330dbac97478d7

>>72270220
what the hell, this is such a copy of justin timberlakes song

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I CAN'T GO ON
I CAN'T GO ON
WHEN U LOOK DIS FRIKKIN BUTIFEL


EBIN BENIS

>>72250541
>finland's long lost evil twin
spooky

>>72272432
Why don't you chill out a bit, Ivan?

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>>72272473

>>72272473
Honestly, we should just ban every country east of Germany from competition in Eurovision. Block voting political fucks, all of them.

I'd much rather have Australia, Canada, USA etc in the competition than fucking Ukraine or Russia or Serbia.

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>>72272522

>>72272522

>not taking part in this "muh yuropean union" crock of shitfest

and nothing of relative value was missed.


I've never even paid attention to this crap anyways.

>>72272522
Create your commonwealthvision and not allow poor as much as you want.

Why are we still in?

Wasn't us being there a off thing?

>>72272473
>we're apolitical until it benefits us
That's against the rules, don't you think? The eurovision officials won't allow that if they will then we'll stop participating in this hypocrisy parade.

>>72268876
you could do that without learning polish. slavic girls are easy as hell and they love foreigners too much.

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>>72247345
No shit you going to win.
Russians cannot into fine arts.

>>72272570
you're reaching dangerous levels of tsun, Jakub

>>72263937
>Austrialia is allowed to participate
>Israel can participate
>"""euro"""vision
Why can't the US participate? We're just as """european""" as Australia or Israel. If canada was allowed but not the US I would flip a shit.

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>>72272515
His cuntree is falling apart (again), LOL

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>>72247933
Oh, I'm going to hell for sure.

>>72272690
The ESC has like only three commercial breaks in a span of three hours which is the equivalent of unwatchable for americans.

>>72263937
I think we're sending an abo this year, he looks like a mulatto though
>>72272738
OUTSTANDING post

>>72272690
Because you can't handle it. Eurovision is like 90% banter, you would be eternally spiteful towards everyone if you were a target.

Also you can't tell me the USA losing to a meme nation like Montenegro wouldn't warrant an invasion.

>tfw we will get nul points this year because continentals will be salty over Brexit

Whatever. We don't need your love anyway.

>>72272879
Being in the EU for 40 years didn't do you any favors exactly.

>>72272787
Honestly, having watched some of the videos, I don't think it would sell in the US. The performances are great, but the singing (or maybe the mastering?) seems flat or without feeling. Perhaps its due to English not being the performers native language, but the ones that try don't seem to hit the emotional notes with their singing in the way I imagine they would in their native language.

>>72272908
It's the trashiest, most overproduced and least emotional type of music in existence. People seriously only watch it for the banter, and maybe listening to that one good song you heard in the 60's.

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>>72272690
>We're just as """european""" as Australia or Israel

(You)

>>72250042
>>72248025
>>72250217
>>72250726
>int '''''''''sense of humor''''''''''

>>72272734
xD going to hell for sure due to that le epic meme amirite reddit bros?

>>72272950
> people seriously only watch it for the banter
This.
Watching it with friends across Europe is fun because you all get to laugh at each other.

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>>72273168
>Centuries of nationalism, wars, genocide, general misery, alliances and treachery set the scene for a pretty entertaining song contest.

Comfy tbqh

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>>72263937
they never specify sending a white person

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>>72273492
Might be a step up, we've seen your white people

>>72273545
ewwww

>>72270196
not

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This year's best song is Portugal:
https://youtu.be/ymFVfzu-2mw

The best performance is Sweden:
https://youtu.be/1jSrBdN4b5c

Everyone's second-best choice is Bulgaria:
https://youtu.be/nM7s8lBNdLg

>>72276604
Vote Bulgaria. Portugal is a stupid choice and Sweden is a boring choice.

I think our guys just got the idea right: Eurovision and modern pop-cultue in general is a joke so be as ridiculous as you can and enjoy the ride.

>>72247345
Glad to see we're European at last... Oh, wait, she is not a lesbian transgender Chukcha. No pize for you.

>>72276719
I'm pretty certain Daddy Putin does not like seeing Americans vote for the right candidate anyway.

Still don't understand why Russia and Israel are in the song contest that is called Eurovision.

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>>72272370
Russian self-victimisation everyone!
Why don't you just send a whiny runt like you to complain on the stage for 5 minutes?

>>72256412
>>72256623
Some Ukrainian official want to let her in then bring her to court for visiting Crimea.

>>72276920
>send a whiny runt like you to complain on the stage for 5 minutes
Not a bad idea.

>>72277030
Well I'd certainly watch it.

>>72276816
Russians are Europeans, silly

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>>72277378
YOU are fake news. Eurovision extends participation to members of the European Broadcasting Union - a network that also includes Egypt, Libya and Jordan.

>>72276604
Macedonia's is the best I've heard so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddo8n_8pKrQ

>>72277708
What's the point in calling it 'european' then?

>>72247345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL066Rp7J7k

Armenia should have won last year. THICC af

>>72277874
Europe + Rightfully European clay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4
Italy's gonna win this year.

>>72272690
because

1. you're nowhere near europe
2. all your neighbors don't hate you
3. you don't give a shit about eurovision (compared to australia who have been for years)

>>72272950
>>72273168
>>72273255
I always go to a place having a eurovision night with friends, maximum banter and comfyness
if im drunk enough I even vote and fund this degenerate shit (voted several times for polands gay sexy vampire man last year)

>>72278117
I doubt it. A song that's not entirely in English hasn't won in 10 years.

>>72272370
what are they gonna do? break her legs?

>>72272522
they should start commonwealthvision, I mean the commonwealth games exist so why not this

>>72278372
I don't know but they're planning something. Some of their officials already stated that if something happens to her in Ukraine that would be because of the russian secret service agents dressed as the ukrainian secret service agents would set Ukraine up.

>>72278426
Too spread out to have a live show in prime time like Eurovision. Besides, India and Pakistan would bring their own political shit to the contest, so it wouldn't be too much different from Eurovision in that sense.

>>72276604
>Watching the performances before the 1st round has started

This meme isn't for me

>>72276920
I swear like 70% of Russian delegates are whiners and the remaining 30% are intimidators.

Nobody cares, just shut up and sing

>>72278473
Why didn't Russia just withdraw for the year like Georgia did when Russia won or Armenia when Azerbaijan won? Now this political shit is going to be at the centre again. You're just as culpable for provoking them.

>>72278621
We're doing the "Keep calm and carry on" type of thing.

>>72278651
It's very subtle provoking/trolling. Ukraine didn't deserve to win, but Russia's butthurt tit for tat is just as bad.

>>72278621
If Ukraine starts shit, it will make them look bad in the eyes of the international community, thus benefitting Russia

>>72278117

I really hope it for the singer. He's very talented and an international or at least continental popularity boost would be ideal.

Other than that, I already listened to almost all the songs and these are the ones I like:

- Portugal
- Azerbaijan
- Moldova ( for the memes)
- Macedonia
- Hungary
- Switzerland
- Belarus
- Ukraine (kinda)

>>72278689
We're sending our contestant to a singing contest with no political subtext anywhere to be found. Unlike Ukraine the last year and Israel in 2007.

>>72278721
You're right but it's sad that it's come to this. Previously the most "political" Eurovision ever got was neighbours circlejerking each other in the televote and Turk diaspora voting for Turkey. I'm not looking forward to this year's contest.

>>72278764
It's pretty obvious that any other singer would have been booed off the stage. She's just being used for the sympathy vote like Ukraine last year.

>>72278807
I dont think you can really blame Russia for that though.
In my opinion, the song 1944 was way too political and shouldn't have been allowed in the first place.
ESC is about building bridges between countries, not about reminding of war crimes

>>72278557
2bh this year I am interested in seeing how countries respond to the holocaust ballad from last year.

Eurovision participants have a nasty habit of mimicking the previous year's winner - and Sweden bucked that trend.

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>>72279102
I hope they copy our intermission. It was delightfully American.

>>72279102
Most of the entries seem to be radio friendly Europop stuff. There aren't as many ballads either, which is good.

>>72278036
I'd rather not have sandpeople territories tbqh

>>72279340
Upon first glance it looks like half of them are ballads. A pity about that Australian entry this year though, I suppose a country can't stay in the top 5 forever.

>>72279389
You've got their people, might as well claim the land

>>72279448
Maybe you're right. I've only listened to some of the favorites (Italy, Serbia, Romania, Belgium, Bulgaria etc) none of which are ballads.

>>72277378
Not anymore.
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>>72279604
How is Bulgaria not a ballad?

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>>72272370
>only if you're not russian
Come on, we just don't allows pigs to the bedroom.

>>72247345
Russia was hated in Eurovision even before the Ukraine conflict. Too homophobic for a gay contest.

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>>72247933
S A V A G E

(include me in screencap)

>>72280860
What audience were you trying to appeal when you sent Humperdinck?

I just can't wait to see the videos of Russian tv being buttblasted that they didn't win again

>>72282326
Nah this time there will be nothing since our contestant is actually not hat good.

>>72282363
I remember reading an article about putin being determined to win Eurovision, and that russia hired a bunch of songwriters and experts to craft them a song that would definitely win it. Has he given up on his dream?

>>72247345
No you won't. Eurovision is a popularity contest and everybody hates Russia.

>>72282455
Well that was Lazarev. We basically succeeded and this.

>be finlan in eurovision
>a twink sing about saving the environment n shieet
>a song taking a stand on the whole gay marriage thing
>a band of downies
>none make it to the final
WHY are yuros so backward and racist

>>72283414
What, there was something wrong with your entries? We all just figured that's what Finns are like.

>>72282515
Not true, the soviets all vote Russia. Except Poland.

Apparently Russia co-holds (with us) the record for the most top five finishes in the 21st century; finishing second with Alsou in 2000, Dima Bilan in 2006, Buranovskiye Babushki in 2012 and Polina Gagarina in 2015; third with t.A.T.u. in 2003, Serebro in 2007 and Sergey Lazarev in 2016, and fifth with Dina Garipova in 2013, for a total of nine top five results.

>>72283414
Don't forget your attempt to woo them with a minority language song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43GWoVxRk2Y

>>72283586
>Poland
>soviets

>>72283414
the gay marriage song went into the final - it's just that nobody voted for it when it was in the final.

>Australia's representative in 2015 was Malaysian
>Australia's representative in 2016 was Korean
>Australia's representative in 2017 is Aboriginal

pls vote for us racist europeans, we're so diverse that we haven't sent a whitey at all.

>>72285628
>Australia wins
>EUROvision takes place in Sydney
>yfw the event takes place at 5:30 AM to sync with euro prime time

>France send garbage '''''artists''''' after garbage '''''artists'''''
>finish in last places everytime
>last year they sent a jew
>finish 6th
Gee, I wonder who are the "judges"

They also sent a jewess this year

All this mad because your shithole hasn't won a single international talent contest. Shows how little white your "people" truly are. Real whites win, or at least train lesser humans into winning for us.

>>72286695
>talent
Eurovision isn't relevant since the 90s, now it's more of a social justice progressive freak show rather than an international talent show

>>72286829
>t. Sore non white loser who can't even train a dog

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Post songs that should have won the Eurovision Song Contest.

2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlM7PK5E9yE

>>72285628
WHY ARE AUSTRALIA EVEN IN EUROVISION

ISRAEL IS BAD ENOUGH

>>72289477
You're not in Europe either.

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Can't wait for the UK to give us 2 fucking points as usual

>>72258240
>not English

Huh, good job, Netherlands. And it's unironically the best sounding song I've heard so far.

>>72292015
Their language manages to make German sound soothing. They're arguably the one country that'd score higher if they were singing in English.

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Uhmmm... No, I don't think so

>>72292234
It really is like a sillier German, which is silly as it is.

The Danish of German?

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>>72289477
Just imagine if the Aussies decided to join the EU

>>72258240
>>72292015
>that's not the song they'll be performing
>it's a generic eurovision song

Fuck you too.
:(

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2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOMqZV2jA8

>>72272522
After Brexit you can create all sorts of MybadTeethvision all you want.

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2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RxJZ3N9kE

>>72247933
kek, it's a freakshow

>>72293691
These fuckers are clowns but that year we got robbed

No one who is considered to be a sane human being gives a fuck about cuckovision.

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>>72289347
That or this one.

https://youtu.be/3xuPYt5i5cE

>>72296083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbjNsxehrY
Absolute banger

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>>72296346
You cannot imagine how butthurt we were about that song.
We got over Gibraltar, we forgave chavs' behaviour in summer, we understood that Brexit wasn't directed at us and that we should move on. But we weren't prepared for a Eurovision song which was entirely in the language of the eternal Anglo. To us, that was a harsher defeat than Trafalgar t.b.h.

>>72249922
Kek'd and chek'd

Has any eurovision competitor become a big singer or something?

I don't watch it, but I've been told that it's a bunch of amateurs for the most part.

>>72291633
Wait. Is Britain getting kicked out of Eurovision? I think norway and non-EU members participate, so I don't see why not.

>>72297326
Eurovision is for members of the EBU.
Britain is in the EBU.

They will still get nill points, though.

>>72296083
Hot.

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>>72297465
>EBU
WTF?

USA when? We'll destroy the competition.

>>72297589
>Americans ruining MY Eurovision
How about no
You take everything too seriously and will just send an insipid pop female singer or a rapper
It'll be awful
Also the American flag wouldn't fit inside the other ones, I'm sorry.

>>72297742
>insipid pop female singer
How is that different than the entire Euro competition?

>It'll be awful
It'll be beautiful. US winning every year.