/brit/

anime is gay

I am gay

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finally managed to shave without cutting my face

You know how people make themselves sick after eating in order to not put on weight?

Well I've been doing the opposite. I eat a massive meal, wait 5 minutes then sick it up but only so I can eat more.

I just fucking love food.

>>72245978
LONDON

Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup.

bit tired

>>72246017
alri ancient roman

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every single anime fan is a nonce who should be castrated

>>72245964
>anti-antifa action

you could just say fascist action, then

>>72245964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIsQPdC9YnY

xth for Free Kernow

*plunges the 'press directly into my mouth*

Ahhhhh refreshing

britain is shit

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the gf

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afternoon tea with the bf x

>>72245966
>>72245999
Good luck getting the government to sanction provincial independence referendums. We're not a fucking subcontinent you braindead pastiefags.

>mentioning the existence of anime in the OP

*a deep rumbling sound followed by a high-pitched, agonising screech of anguish can be heard erupting from the janitorium*

Who /transattractedman/ here?

>>72246034
Don't get it mate

>>72246090
me on the right

>>72246090
would let her ballbust me

>tfw no cute bf

>>72246120
they used to do that

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>>72245964
moderately good edition

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goal gf

>>72246088
All Brits are pasty babies.
That's what you say here, Italianolad
Only you gets to say it. You're special.

anime sucks

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>tfw bf

>>72246151
>>72246092
>>72246001
FOGC

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should i keep on posting black people memes?

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

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>Britain’s sauciest secrets revealed thanks to search engine’s trending tool which puts sex on the map

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>>72246162
castrate yourself

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>>72246181

what's the first thing that comes to mind when I say

socialism

>>72246192
nah

>>72246184
Nah now give me a qt animeposting bf

>>72246192
no

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who /Cornish/ here?

Already dreading the incoming Emmet invasion, sick of fucking Anglos.

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Ah yes.

>>72246088
If you live in Sicily... I'm coming for you in 3 weeks time... watch you're back, kid...

>>72246212
Jeremy Corbyn wearing an ushanka

>>72246155
Why though? Is it a bad thing to do?

>>72246198
fuck off jimmy

>>72246200
>Essex
>Bradford

the utter state

>>72246221
celtic league when

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>>72246221
Brythonic Unon when?

Also what's an Emmet?

Okay, what? She don't want to go out with Italians alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. Do you believe that? In this day and age? What the fuck is the world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudiced against Ital - a Jew broad - prejudiced against Italians. Anyway, she won't go out with me alone unless her girlfriend comes with her, so I figured you could come along and go out with her girlfriend.

>>72246212
Basedness

>>72246200
me in Bradford

>>72246212
free helicopter rides to the sociology lecture

>>72246215
>>72246220
alright then lads, back to essay writing it is then :)

>>72246162
riichan a SHIT

>>72246258

>what's an Emmet?

an English '''''''''''''''''Person'''''''''''''''''''''

>>72246200
>no south
southerners BTFO

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This is my boyfriend, his name is Ferris.

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>>72246258

>Ireland free
>Scotland leaving
>Wales having it's own parliament

Soon.


Emmet is Cornish equivalent of Goy

>>72246279
guess I might just wait a sec to see if anyone else fancies some black twitter in their /brit/....

just squeezed out the turd that's been hanging on all day

feels very good

>>72246221
>cornwall
ummmm think you mean south south wales sweetie x

>>72246320
>Emmet is Cornish equivalent of Goy

kek

what's the Irish/Welsh/Scottish version?

the cornish are literally just anglos larping as celts

>>72246303
Yet your speaking English right now :^)

>>72246314
see >>72246204

does gay sex count as losing your virginity

>posts on an anime website
>complains about anime

h.ello reddit

>>72246314
that's a boy?

the english are literally just celts larping as anglos

>>72246355
>welsh people are brown
don't get this meme

>>72246351

*you're

>>72246377
Yes
>tfw no qt brit bf

>>72246350
the celts are pure bred britons, sassenach mutt

>>72246357
no

Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce.

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>>72246364
/int/ isn't an anime board though, but it is funny when people complain about the reaction images of all things.

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>>72246355
>north england pretending they're white

howling

>>72246355
am scottish and this is 100% true

>>72246344

Irish/Scottish is Sassenach

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>Queen Elizabeth's oldest patrilineal ancestor is Theodoric I of Wettin, a German

>>72246355
Fuck off pootherner
South > Paki land

>>72246357
no
reminder it only counts if:
>she is a willing female
>you did not pay her
>you didn't use a condom
>you came inside her
>she was also a virgin

>>72246364
>4chan is an anime website
nah lad
maybe in 2003

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*blocks your path*

why can't faggots just be happy with civil partnership?
why do they NEED a religious ceremony from a religion that hates them?

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>>72246350


I'd love to see you call me an Anglo/English to my face

http://www.lovepotatoes.co.uk/recipe-categories/home-comforts/

didn't know you could cook all these delicious things with good british potatoes lads

anime is disgusting. shit edition

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>>72246388
brythonic heritage

>>72246471
>anyone who hasn't fucked a virgin is a virgin

if this were true i could sell myself for a lot more

>>72246501
>65%

into older women lads

lads, what should I do on gta v?

>>72246481
dunno tbqh
don't see the point in marriage, most gays are promiscuous as fuck too

>>72246506
>blue eyes
>dark hair

women like that

into hairy women lads

>>72246534
drive because there's fuck all else to do.

>>72246534
i want your cars and your money

now

>>72246469
>2.6m of the 3m pakis in the UK live in a single southern city (London)
south is literally the paki land la

>>72246534
pretend you're enjoying it

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>>72246527
same
wish I could get a nice MILF gf to teach me how to have sex and care for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEYmJjcYwGg

All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys.

>>72246556
I like to go to the hood and fire one shot and see all the thugs come out of the woodwork

>british "men"

enjoy watching the current year man rip the piss out of yanks. stupid yanks with their stupid country lol

Okay, stayed long enough and no more (You)'s so time to go. Enjoyed the last 12 hours lads, see you later!

had a dream someone said I wasn't white so I broke his nose

do women like feminine men?

ignore the shitposting Italian

>>72246551
turk

>>72246637
>65%

>>72246659
t. abdul abdullah bin aziz al-mohammed

>>72246586
my mum is single lad

>>72246643
be my BF NOWWWWW

>>72246675
reminder that there's over 3 million muslims in the US and growing

can someone redpill me on Scotland?

Why do they keep causing trouble

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cant wait for scotland and NI to leave the UK so that we can create the great celtic union and kick all the foreigners back to the united caliphate of england and wales

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who /anarchofascist/ here?

>>72246527
>>72246586
why? did you have bad mummies?

>>72246717
>without communist characteristics
LEAVE

>>72246690
lewd
>>72246691
are you a girl?

Boris Johnson looking at this asian MP like she's talking ching-ching language and he's trying not to burst in laughing

By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in cargo moving through Idlewild Airport and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it.

>>72246707
too many people in the southeast means we don't get enough attention up here.

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>>72246717
who /ancap/ here?

>>72246697
Reminder that that's ~1% of my country, whereas your country has ~5%

>>72246697
o wow less than 1% of our total population

meanwhile britain is at 15% muslim

Afternoon plans:
>gym
>shave legs
>try on dresses

>>72246697
>and growing
probably the local cusine

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>>72246469
>>72246440
the glorious north east is literally the whitest part of the uk outside of scary scary bomb land

stay mad pakis

>check oneitis's facebook page
>she likes all my favourite niche bands
shit, now what lads?

>>72246756
Fuck off feudalist
>>72246744
I've got a big willy

>>72246737
I just find the idea of older women more attractive
more mature, less needy and whiny, less arrogant and dumb

>The UK will die in your lifetime
Feels oh so good.

>>72246715
Ahh yes the most left wing country in the world

>>72246773
lol

>>72246799
Sure it has nothing to do with mum?

>>72246793
>no yous
HELP ME FOR ONCE BRIT

Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.

>>72246799
>less needy and whiny, less arrogant and dumb
hmm

>>72246764
>britain is at 15% muslim
lmfao no it isn't you spastic

""Legally acquired"" a copy of Civ VI lads, not as bad as I hear people are saying it is desu

>having a oneitis

surest sign of an underage poster

>>72246833
dunno, why does it matter? enough with the jewish psychiatry

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>work tomorrow

>>72246825
that would be britain :)

kind of hoping i'll one day find myself in a position with a gay and he'll make me suck his willy

>>72246878
I was told it was absolute shit and that I shouldn't waste my money

what's so good about it?

>>72246878
tell us more

>>72246903
Where are u?

>>72246896
what are you on about

/brit/ is a hetero general

the true nature of a man is determined in the battle between his conscious mind and his subconscious.

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SCREAMING

Please let scotland hold the referendum so they can get away from your brexit bullshit

need to suck an uncut willy

>>72246906
It's not perfect but I'd say a lot of aspects are an upgrade over Civ V

>>72246962
>shitaly

>>72246962
>hello fellow workers

>lad kills himself
>women wonder why he didn't just talk about it
Fuck sake, as if talking would do anything at all, that's if ye even has the desire to talk about it which he did not

>>72246973
white women fuck dogs

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need an italian gf

>>72246925
stafford

>>72246999
dogs get more human fanny than half the posters here

How the fr*ck do I sort out my life lads?

>>72246999
>those digit

Kek confirms

We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk.

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>>72246991
Forgot pic

>>72246992
suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

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>>72246992
what?

>>72247021
>tfw you're a virgin and dogs aren't

>>72246999
thats hot

>>72247039
You're a permanent problem, so fucking end yourself.

>>72247015
Post pics abd I may come

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@72247039
>temporary
sure if you're a normie twat

idiot

>>72247042
Green texting about something that happened today. The women couldn't understand why a depressed lad didn't just talk his depression away. Mad how much of a bubble they live in

>>72247039
still a solution though init

any of you lot ever seen a girl get knotted?

why are so many muslim women horribly obese?

Is it taboo to talk politics in the UK like it is here? I was on vacation there and my girlfriend dragged me into a high end jewelry shop. While she was buying a ring they asked her about what she thought of Trump, Clinton, and Bernie in detail.

Is it normal/okay to talk politics there? Or were they bending the rules because they were curious about what an actual an American thought?

>>72246988
Need to get out of shitaly ;)

>>72246764
>15%
not true in the slightest
added to that you have terrorist attacks every few months, we've had 1 successful one since 7/7 and there was 1 death

>>72247074
no i'm quite shy

where do you live?

>>72247084
women like to say they want a man in touch with his emotions
then they laugh at shy men, mock virgins endlessly and date stereotypical unemotional Chads who fit their masculine ideal mould

fuck them. stupid cunts. they get coddled by society

>>72247075
nonsensical post. disregarded.

>>72247089
a shitty solution.

Aaand 5 minutes into the conversation about this tragedy of a young life lost, she's turned it into "POOOR MEE, ITS SO HARD FOR MEEEE"

fuck off

>>72246774
>Scotland has more white people in absolute numbers than london

The absolute STATE of the south

>>72247139
you seem incredibly bitter.

>>72246962
you're not very good at this

>>72247091
wondered this too
maybe the fact that they rarely go outside and have bad diets?

>>72247039
My old RE teacher used to tell us this.

My problem is becoming less and less temporary by the day. It's been about 7 years since I had a day go by without me seriously thinking about suicide.

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>>72247102

you're a cunt if you bring up politics in a conversation with strangers desu

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>>72247112
*call to prayer sounds from the local mosque*

>>72247183
well thats your own fault for not seeking help sooner.

Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that? .

>>72247168
yeah, and? why the fuck wouldn't I be, I'm a depressed, kissless handholdless virgin with no friends in my 20s

of course i'm bitter and jaded, you think i wanted to end up like this?

>>72247102
No one thinks of yanks as people here, so the normal social niceties don't apply

>>72247140
what part of the problem is remaining?

>>72247183
>It's been about 7 years since I had a day go by without me seriously thinking about suicide.

Is your problem procrastination then?

>>72247137
Hopton

dog is napping on the end of my bed
x

>>72247207
Seek help for what?

got a subway and on the bus back i positioned the bag right over my willy and balls
QUITE a pleasant feeling :)

>>72247205
t. minority in his own country

>>72247247
nothing. stop replying to my posts now.

>>72247238
My area is rife with young suicides and I've been to enough funerals of 15-25 years olds to know I could never put my family through it.

might pour boiling oil on me willy

>>72247243
that's ages away

if i was confident enough i would have met someone to do it, i'm just kind of hoping it will happen one day

>>72247262

Enjoy your halal meat.

>>72247278
lmao why you going to random peoples funerals

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>>72247276

>>72247262
Was it a meatBALL marinara? hehehe

>>72247292
Not hopton on sea hopton near stafford

>depression
just dont be sad lol

>>72247303
it has chorizo in it so somehow i doubt it's halal

>>72247245
post dog

going to the army navy surplus anyone want owt?

miss a nice nandos

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>>72247205
*bomb sounds from the local public place*

can't fathom living somewhere where halal food is readily available

>>72247303
>he eats meat at all

>>72247325
yeah it was actually haha x

ate some oreos

>>72247329
>poverty
just dont be poor lol
>disability
just dont be disabled lol
>ill
just dont be ill lol

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>>72247337

>>72247376
why? it's just meat, who cares.

>>72247379
utter runt, will be forcefeeding you a burger

>>72247316
They're not random people. I live in a really close-knit community where everyone knows everyone. Lots of friends of friends or relatives of friends and even some old classmates.

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hound got into the coke again haha

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>replying to autismo yank

Nigga in tha 'ood!

>>72247376
yeh i know. shit isnt it. the worst bit is the legions of apathetic and tolerant cucks who accept its presence and try to suck as much muslim cock as possible.

lots of GOOD stuff in this thread la tbqh ngl >>72246835

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? ?

? ? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?work tomorrow

? ?

? ? ? ?

>>72247371
>he thinks America is anywhere close to the united caliphate
lmao

>>72247446
'sheed

I'M NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

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tfw nobody realises how much effort I put into my posts

So what does she do after she hangs up with me? After everything I told her? After all her "yeah, yeah, yeah" bullshit? She picks up the phone and calls from the house. Now, if anybody was listening, they'd know everything - they knew a package was leaving from my house - they'd even have the time and flight number, thanks to her.

>>72247509
>protoyank defends the yank
>over bombs and shootings
wowwwww shocking turn of events

>>72247371
*muslim shoots innocent people*
>BAN ALL GUNS
*muslim bombs innocent people*
>...
*muslim beheads someone with a machete*
>...
*muslim attacks people with an axe*
>...
*gang of muslims rape children*
>...
*man accidentally shoots himself in the leg*
>BAN ALL GUNS
Really rakes my rink.

>>72247446
rasheed

gf simulators are really coming along these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFMynuAWsJ0

>>72247595
Are there ones like this but with a cuteboy?

>>72247509
>'sheed
>>72247589
>rasheed
haha wow good argument lads

i oppose all religion but if you think halal meat is a main issue, grow the fuck up

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>>72247446

>>72247640
'Sheed

>>72247586
*changes my fb profile pic to french flag and posts a message defending muslims*
yes that should do it.

A girl invited me out to a club this past weekend. I said no because I don't like clubs.

I'm only now realising that that was probably my last chance at normiehood and I blew it.

Destined to die alone.

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

how many lives have hashtags saved?

>>72247640
yes good goy, be apathetic and tolerant. they're definitely not virtues of a dying society.

>>72247701
nah you can be normie without clubs m8

not turbonormie tho

>>72247701
>turning down an invite from a girl anywhere

fucked it mate

They whacked him. They fuckin' whacked him.

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Doing a big think

This guy is the ancestor of over a billion people, and probably everyone ITT

>>72247710
how many caans uh tomaytuz?

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did a tim

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>>72247760

>>72247664
>>72247674
>>72247716
good old /brit/ hivemind, so funny!

i was there the day the strength of men failed...
>cast it into the fire!
>your other ring, isildur.

>>72247773
me on the left

>>72247735
I think that was basically just her way of getting me out, rather than us only interacting while in uni. It was just a kind of "I'm going out on Saturday, or at least I'm supposed to. I think everyone else might be cancelling. Wanna come? We'll make a night of it" invitation.

>>72247743
I know la

>>72247765

Fuck off, scum. I hope you die soon.

Brythonic. Gaeilge
Hard mode actiivated, no subs.
Feel it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92KKVnZY4Bw

>>72247761
I put two cans, two big cans.

>>72247760
Then this will REALLY get your brain veins bubbling:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

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>>72247760
this guy is the ancestor of over 7 billion people.

>>72247760
nah not me mate

>>72247765
I've posted this to /fa/ a few times

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Why arent you down with tha swirl, /brit/?

>>72247701
if youre not a normie already you wont become one in the club trust me

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>>72247803

>>72247818
the gf

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>>72247818
As of 2015, estimates of the age of the Y-MRCA range around 200,000 to 300,000 years ago, roughly consistent with the emergence of anatomically modern humans.[5]

lads

we all wuz kangz

business idea: fuck the queen

>>72247839
considering he was invited to a club he's already a normie
>LOL ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M WEIRD XD
>t-totally not a normie can i join in on funny internet memes now?

>>72247701
Retard. Organise another night out

>>72247894
bitter cunt

leftists are currently calling a socialist magazine, Jacobin, white supremacist for supporting Enlightenment values

>>72247832
was sat next to a thicc black girl at uni today, smelled nice

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FOREIGNERS IN BELFAST I THOUGHT THIS CITY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE JUST FFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>72247877
alri norfolk

Business idea: I am human and need to be loved, just like everybody else does

>>72247901
Can't do that lad. I don't have friends. I'd have to invite myself on one of her nights out and that's just not on.

>>72247894
23 year old KV desu.

>>72247913
good

jacobins are commies. let them devour their own

>>72247911
point proven

normie twat

>>72247931
ok morrissey

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>>72247931
Come home white man

>>72247870
willy is TOO small to satisfy a woman like that

>>72247935
Just drop the "haha actually raging i didn't go out that night, would've loved a sesh, regret it now"
Then see if she invites you yet again

>>72247917
It's getting out of hand, isn't it lad? City Centre has at least 50 chinks at any given time and even like 15 muslims. Starting to really do my nut in. You ever in the City Centre at night? All the non-whites come out of the woodworks and flock to the McDonalds on Royal Avenue.

For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.

>>72247913
good magazine

Ah yes

>>72247917
>>72247984
Aye there's far too many foreigners in Belfast, should just fuck off back to Britain desu x

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>>72247853

'bout to make a 'ffee from the ol' 'ropress

don't mind the chinks in my city

they're all students who go home after a year and the girls are pretty

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

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>>72248012
ummmmmmm no sweetie this is the united kingdom :) x

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>>72248020
... Walk picture 11 March 2017 ...

>>72248034
>the girls are pretty
I remember when I was 15 and had yellow fever too lad.

ah...

...kos

...or, as some say

...


...kosm

We were good fellas. Wiseguys.

>>72248085
>>72248085
>>72248085

shepherd

>>72248050
Reckon we need to set aside the sectarianism for a few years and instead be very sectarian to muslims.

>>72247936
Why are all yanks on here so right wing

>>72248056
fuck off m8

i'm not going to pretend some of them aren't pretty because they're not white

>>72247931
business idea: tonight is just like any other night, that's why you're on your own tonight

>>72246090
post ig senpai

business idea: going gay for a while and calling it "experimenting"

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Reminder to stop living your life inauthentically.