Why do Americans poo from their mouth and eat food from their butt?

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>be American
>wear shoes in car

>>72244187
we need to be ready to walk in case it's a manual transmission

You get the nutrients faster if you stick it up your butt, it's the same idea as a suppository.

>>72244254
Why is it though?
Why can't burgers drive normal car?

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Why do they keep salt in the fridge?

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>>72244254
stop that. we are supposed to role play the victim here, like this

ooooh stop it you guise! this is a bully free zone!

>>72244290
too different from the wal-mart scooter

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>>72244290
>Why can't burgers drive normal car?

>>72243893
A fuckin quality post

>>72244436
here's your (you)

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>>72244290
they don't use non free software