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I'm about to go to japan for a few days, anything I should know?
Going to visit tokyo, kyoto, osaka and some other places.
疲れてる時は
オナにーしかない
>>72237992
too early for sakura
>>72238072
I'm going on the 25th, isn't it just right?
>>72238085
Oh it's perfect. It is supposed to start on the 22nd in Tokyo. Have fun.
>>72237769
おつ
寒かったり暑かったりで体調ガッタガタや
もう嫌だ…
DOWN WITH SHINZO ABE
>>72237769
おつですー
>>72238085
日本の何処に?
Is there any way to look up information about allergies in Japan?
I tried to do a few searches myself but I couldn't find any info, I need to know if I'm going to get wrecked by the local pollen
体現止めを勉強している俺
>>72238342
It's mostly cedar this time of the year and you need to build up antibodies for your body to react to it.
You should be okay. If not, you just have to go to a local chemist and buy a mask or an OTC medicine.
>>72238452
匿名掲示板で体言止めを多用するのは女…という説があるわ…(´・ω・`)
男死をお仕置きする私
>>72238682
NDRV3したろ
>>72238853
バレたΣ(;Φ ω Φ)
>>72238342
Do you have hay fever already? If no, don't worry :)
Really I don't have any allergies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_fever_in_Japan
海外から旅行に来てくれる人は
やっぱり桜は満開がいいのかな
蕾から散って葉桜までが美しいのですがそれは
時間的に無理なのかな
一分咲き、五分咲きなんて書き込み見た事無いからちょっと書き込んでみました
風呂に入るあたし
>>72239682
一緒に入るあたし
hiro
何があったんだ
>>72237769
乙 鎖国時代のオランダ船かな?
>>72239429
良い写真だね
桜の花びらが風に舞うのを見るのが好き
I wonder if there's any weird Japanese law a foreigner might accidentally break because it's never talked about, know of any?
>>72240244
岡君!岡君じゃないか!
>>72240270
It's illegal to wear shoes on all the flights leaving Japan.
色盲絵師 岡尚大 死ね
作品集 ->https://twitter.com/okanaohiro
>>72239745
それを覗くあたし
>>72240373
I know this to be false because I already went once
明日は雪が降るんか?
reai 5 feet (= 150 cm) manlet NEET
Naohiro Oka
>>72240940
It's a new law.
ああ、生きるのめんどくさいな
大体そうだ
生きるのに意味を求めたやつは大抵ロクなことしない。
なんかintで「日本に行った時沢山の女食った」と白人さんが豪語しているのをよく見るけどこれは本当の事なのだろうか…
>>72241562
本当じゃないの?そういうクラブに行けば低能女がたくさん釣れる
>>72241629
*外専の低能女
>>72241562
>>72240989
おいおい。俺がついさっき見てたスレのことかな?
>>72242039
get a job or baka
国内で消費したくないブスを外人用に回すのはいい事なんじゃないかと、
最近思い始めた。誰も損しないしな。
食べ物だって一級品は輸出しないで国内で消費するだろ。
S.M.H
peru?
any intention to be investing in me?
What's harder to learn; jap or mandarin?
>>72242200
mandarin
>>72242200
turk
眠たい私
俺の(西洋人)妻(日本人)は陰謀説が大好きだけど、(((かれら)))のことはまだ分からない。どうやって教えようか?
>>72242350
But how is it harder? I've never learned Mandarin but it has fewer irregularities than Japanese. Furthermore, Japanese langauge isn't based on Mandarin, as Mandarin didn't exist when Japanese started writing using Chinese characters.
ああ退屈
>>72242681
やめて・・・ガス室に帰らないといけなくなるから・・・
>>72241562
都心で働いているけど、毎日と言っても大袈裟ではない位に頻繁に見かけるわ
女の方は「上京して全力でクラブファッション頑張ってます」風の微妙に間違ってる田舎娘か
アメリカのテレビで出てきそうな地味目細目のアジアン顔タイプが多い気がする
life is good
I dont want more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0HuEvYNJNk
>>72242926
Japanese language is attested back to the 700s. Mandarin is attested to the 1100s. Mandarin is new. Just admit it, your precious Mandarin is some bullshit new language that is only spoken widely because commies are good at murdering. Good chinks speak better languages because they aren't like sheep and/or they murder less.
あーーーーーあ
今や白人でも185cm前後はないと日本人女性から背が高い外人って思われないな
俺みたいな180cmの日本人もゴロゴロいるから
how long before I can understand retard anime like kemono friends? I undetstand maybe half ro two thirds of what they sey but they speak so fast
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_hDSoSjvQE
よう知ってんなあ。
mandarin のマンは満州の満だよね。
どれだけ関係あるのかは俺にはよくわからない。
I was in Japan last year and loved every minute of it.
I also have a really silly question. I was at a 7-11 and bought a bottle of...some kind of alcohol and found it to be delicious. I also also don't remember the name of it (I got really fucked up that night)
All I remember is that the bottle was wrapped in twine and it had a samurai on the front of it. I would love to know the name of it so I could potentially try and import it.
Ueno Park is nice.
how many months to fluency?
でけえ!って感じるのは190越えだなあ
知り合い(日本人)に一人いるけどそいつ外国にいても頭一つはみ出てたわ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeKF7X5cgQY
Do you like Koreans singing in Japanese
>>72243569
How long is a rope?
>>72243551
you sure that was alcohol?
>>72243774
I don't like faggots no matter the language.
日本語は難し
>>72243551
I think it's quite rare that alcoholic beverages are packed in pet bottles, but I googled some and found one like you said.
>>72243796
I really hope so otherwise I look like a complete idiot. I did have to touch the button on the screen to say that I was of legal drinking age, but I guess that could have been for some of the other drinks.
>>72243817
You're alright nip friend, you're alright.
http://4chanint.wikia.com/wiki/Japanese
is this guide still up to date?
Mayuyu,
I have a question to ask for you
上島竜兵
>>72243932
Oh sorry, it was a glass bottle, but it was wrapped in this. Thank you for your help though.
I have no idea...
>>72244205
>Infact, you are taking the Japanese women away from these Japanese men who desperately need them
You mean those sexless beta guys who think their virtual waifus are more important
>>72244226
What does it taste like?
Blood Sweat & Steel?
>>72244238
That wouldn't be a problem if it wasnt the majority of the male population...
Japan is in danger
>>72244257
lol
I have never drunk it so I don't know a taste of the drink
>>72244140
7-11 sake
>>72244215
Some glass bottles have tags set with a thin string, but I've never seen drinks wrapped in such twines. Seems like it makes the cost expensive absurdly.
>>72244589
why do you ignore thai flag? i think you hurt his feelings
Pls annex us
まんな消えちまった
>>72246850
今夕飯作ってるところだ。午前2:00だが。
イギリスは何時だい?
No reply in 4 days but she hasn't seen the message yet apparently
Should I text her again? Like "hey what happened?"
>>72247063
日本遅いな(それとも早い?)
ここはまだ午後の5時だ
>>72240940
prepare your ass for the death sentence then
>>72247297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUsqIPurNQ
>>72247297
I think you should confess that you'd eat her shit if it meant making her your GF.
>>72247302
日本の方が早い。なぜならもうこっちは3月14日だからさ。君たちのところはまだ13日でしょ?君は過去、僕は未来に生きている。
午後の5時なら、多くの人は腹が空いて夕飯のことを考えているでしょう。もう夕飯は何にするか決めた?
>>72247297
>mark "Unread"
>>72247849
>君は過去、僕は未来に生きている。
流石未来の国の日本。
まだ決めてないです
>>72247959
it's not possible in kakao talk
>>72247847
you wouldn't do it for your gf?
>>72248117
I heard it's a very German thing to do, we French aren't into that.
>>72247997
悪い面でも先に進んでますが。少子高齢化とか。
イギリス人が家でご飯を食べる時、どんなメニューが人気ですか?
>>72245752
But how?
ドイツ娘に愛情の証にウンコ食ってと言われたらどうしよう?
>>72248204
if she said you had to do it to become her bf and you wouldn't do it it means you don't really love her
>>72247791
peru? what are you doing peru? what's next in your goals and money-making schemes and agendas peru?
>>72248366
俺って如何に変態とはいえウンコなんか無理だ
>>72248544
Then I'll probably never love.
Japan please join forces with South Korea and conquer North Korea.
>>72248366
サンドラヘフェリン?
>>72248677
We are not your pawn. I don't wanna die in battlefield.
>>72248759
Where is your honor? You should conquer all of korea so that you can take china
>>72248847
South Korean people don't want our military to step on their land.
Conquest isn't honorable. It's 19th to 20th century tier sense of value.
日本人の男が外人女の性欲を満たせなくて別れる事があるというのを見た
なんで俺のところにそういう性欲の強い女がこないんだ
クソが
テレビで攻殻機動隊やってるな
>>72249028
>conquest isn't honorable
Commit sudoku
>>72244277
Rate me, oniichan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Godi8DnNT
March 14 is the White Day in Japan even though we aren't white. Males are supposed to give sweets to females in return for the chocolates they gave to males.
I'm nervous. I'll hand some sweets to my coworker.
>>72249664
>tfw the ikemen get stuff from all the girls and all you get is girichoko from your mom
Being Japanese must be suffering sometimes.
>>72249664
「え?あれはお返しのためだったの?そもそも見返りを求めて人に何かをするって卑しくない?ああじゃあ今回はお返しするけど二度と見返りを前提とした贈り物はしないでくれる?ところで君の信仰してる宗教はなんなの?」
>>72249664
So it's like valentines day but in japan?
>>72250313
Yes. In Japan, girls give chocolates to boys on Valentine's Day. And boys give sweets to girls on White Day.
>>72249664
you should care about the people who need to prepare nothing in return
>>72249664
do you have to gift someone you "love" or is it more casual than that?
>>72250617
It depends. Some girls give chocolates to boys they love. They often confess to boys when they give chocolates.
And many girls hand out cheap chocolates to multiple boys. These are not serious.
日本はブサイク男でも金持ちなら女を簡単に落とせる国だ
高い持ち物を見せるとすぐに超キモく興奮するのは日本女性である
>>72250837
顔面を重視するまんこの方がまだ正直だわな
日本の場合、女がお金を管理するほうが多いから単純に豪遊したいのだろう
>>72250511
I mean Japan has Valentine's Day and it's February 14 just like the rest of the world. It's just girls only give chocolates to boys unlike the rest of the world.
Males have to wait for 1month to give sweets to girls in return for the chocolates.
>>72250837
そういう女はどこの国でもいるぞ
>>72248318
if Japan become crowded come here
>>72249618
H-hey
グラタン美味しいです
日本に行くから日本人の女性は私がかならず好きですか?
好きじゃないから日本語を勉強するのはやめます。
私はイギリス人でさばかすで緑の目で体が健康です。
問題は女性が見る時に小便するから心配して恥ずかしいです。
だからいつも臭くている。
でも、日本にデオドラントがないから日本の女性に臭いのがデオドラントだけだよといいます。
いい予定ですか?
>>72252558
>HAHAHAH.png
nice
I sent her a message but she hasn't replied
maybe she deleted the app or her phone is broken
>>72252927
Have you shared her pic or name with your French acquaintance by any chance?
>>72253095
no. never. Youngju is a celebrity. She is seen as the most beautiful soccer player in Korea and she is even a model now
She has many fans and her pics get shared every day. I did nothing wrong
But my new gf is a private person and there is a chance I might actually become her bf
Why does Japan refuse to rise again as a world power?
>>72251277
ignore me and I might killmyself
How is Japanese humor constructed?
>>72254496
Futon ga futtondaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
皆がウンコをするときの音を出来る限り正確に再現してください
>>72254496
probably much better than german humor.
>>72254727
>Implying German got any humor
>>72254727
We killed all the funny people
>>72248544
さすが
>>72243607
女なら何の高さは「でけえ!」と思うの?
>>72254871
You need to build a number of large gas rooms to crowd extremely fat Americans in.
こんにちは!
あなたが理解すれば、あなたの親戚、またはビデオゲーム会社で働いている友人に、侍と忍者についてより多くのゲームを作成するよう教えてください。 「Tenchu」や「Way of the Samurai」のようにもっと作成してください。「Windows 10 PC」を作るようにお願いします。
Hello!
If you understand, tell your relatives, or friends working at video game companies, to create more games about samurai and ninja. Please create more like "Tenchu" and "Way of the Samurai". Please make "Windows 10 PC".
>>72253477
>>72255544
22 555 44
Wew lad, checked
>>72255692
he is greek
>>72256551
>losing to that guy
>>72256551
IM GONNA KILL IT PERU
IM GONNA DO IT
>>72256585
>>72256551
Why do Japanese men have so much testosterone? What makes them so alpha?
Is it true that Jap OLs are easy targets?
>>72256961
Played the open beta. It was okay.
>>72255364
Here you are. Will this do?
俺の刀は「ちんぽ丸」という名のです
>>72255364
Western game designers can make games about Japan too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khvABtJAUYE
>>72257730
俺のチンコはロンギヌス
>>72257790
What game is this?
>>72258186
あなたのちんこを月に投げるぜ
>>72258689
キリストの脇腹に刺してください
>>72258751
あっあなたはちんこでキリストを刺したいの?? それは冒涜です!! キリストとホモホモ禁止!
post AFWM images
I work on a freighter and I'm leaving chile in 3 days for the port of Tokyo, and I'll be in tokyo for 1 week. What should I do
I thought she liked me. I wonder if she is dead. I wonder why she didn't see my messages
Today I saw an Asian girl and I thought it might be her so I walked around where she was standing because she knows how I look and I don't want to meet her yet
https://twitter.com/bucheden0el
欠損BAR ブッシュドノエル
>>72260327
>>72260392
>>72260426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8h6YOevk8
肛門性交禁止
山里亮太にディスられる悪夢を見た(´・_・`)
>>72260575
日本から見れない
Hello
Please help me identify the kanjis in his sentence
>getting 40万円 back in taxes
>holiday money brings that up to 74万円
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ziX1oQRiA3w
>>72261564
que pasa?
>>72262219
Keep ur head up, buddy.
おはよう
今日も寒いな、日本海側は雪かな?
日本人は天気の話がほんとに好きだな
>>72262648
oh you, thanks again norway
>>72264324
日本では、気分が変わりやすい人を「お天気屋さん」と呼ぶ
>>72262566
thanks bro
>>72265555
~だっちゃ
>>72262648
~だっちゃ................
>>72264324
チンコの話も大好き
>>72265969
どうしたっちゃ?
>>72264324
で?そちらの天気はどうよ?
なんで日本は武道を義務教育化しないのか?
伝統武道なんて(((共産主義)))に反するから
>>72268818
武道必修化はもうやってるよ
そろそろ通勤しなきゃ
俺を殺してくれ
>>72269166
朝早いな!職場は遠いの?
I made a shinobue.
>>72252558
>問題は女性が見る時に小便するから心配して恥ずかしいです
は?ウレション?
>>72269248
大変だね、気をつけていってらーノシ
>>72269299
nice
>>72269248
エッフェル塔に刺さらないように気をつけて
>>72269299
Now shove it up your ass and fart
久々に下痢するわトイレが詰まるわそれらに時間を取られる間に弁当の消費期限が切れるわで散々だ!(´;ω;`)
>>72268818
GHQに禁止されたんですが・・・
武道必修化で水虫人口増えそう
>>72266114
いい
曇って雨が降ってるけどまだ夏じゃなくて良かった
昔は武道必修で柔道が多かったが、最近は空手の型をやる学校が増えているそうだよ
強くなった気になれて戦わなくていいからなあw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTpM0d6lr4A
After polishing and lacquering.
>>72270800
占領終了後、武道はすぐ再開されたみたいだよ
>>72271421
よくできているね
how would you translate this?
>>72271421
Can you play "Thick as a Brick" yet?
>>72271421
so... white...
>>72271544
I can barely get a sound out of it. Never played an instrument before.
>>72269299
make a shi-ne instead
米テキサス州「男性の自慰に罰金」の州法案、中絶規制への批判込め
http://www.cnn.co.jp/fringe/35098069.html
>>72271653
Her hair wasn't that frizzy but the picture is cute otherwise
>>72271527
It is said that (the person) was going to have a (thorough) check-up when the person saw a doctor because of feeling sick.
>>72271778
thanks i already did it too
i'm happy that mine was correct though
>>72239429
個人的には風が吹いて花びらがぶわーっと散るのが好き
>>72265555
how often did you see white guys with chinese girls in shanghai peru?
>>72271527
英語勉強中の者だけど、なったらしいのところseems toを使ってもいいよね?
What the hell goes on up here
>>72272084
russians raping qt Japanese girl snow bunnies in onsens
>>72271605
I think the term is "sickly pale".
>>72272251
>he still hasn't fucked any jap girls yet
>he still hasn't gone to any bars alone in a city where he's literally the only gaijin
JUST
>>72272431
>Pale = white
Love this meme
>>72272084
Russia is actual threat. Russian government suggested Japan to connect Russia and Hokkaido through undersea tunnel. Residents of Hokkaido are frightened.
>>72272544
Why does Russian want to do this
>>72272251
So what does your tax return mean for your immediate future.
>>72272251
Maybe that's why they were laughing at you.
>>72272572
Expansionism or imperialism I guess. They took Ukraine territory recently as well.
>>72272598
>自分勝手
>感情的
>神経質
women hate women themselves
>>72272640
Girls don't want to date girls
>>72272576
I'll be having double the funds I started out with.
So I'm staying in Japan for now.
>>72272600
I think it's for economic reasons.
>>72272689
ガーン ∑(゚ロ゚〃) ソンナ...
>>72272744
>for now
Got an estimated time or indefinite
>>72272810
Well my visa expires January 18. So I have until then.
I might also get a travel companion during the summer.
>>72272829
You can visit Korean for one day and return to Japan and get 6 months more visa.
I want friends but nowhere to get them.
I contemplated jumping off a bridge yesterday.
Then I watched Your Name and decided to live.
I matched with a cute half-korean half-mexican in Tinder yesterday but he's not messaging me.
I don't even want hookups i just want friends man
>>72272773
Maybe you are right.
>>72272852
Why the fuck would I visit Korea?
I feel like the day when I travel to Versailles is nearing.
>>72272794
ブッチとフェムどっちが好き?
>>72272898
to renew visa? can you read?
>>72272900
Leave him alone!
>>72272878
Are you the gay Korean?
>>72272878
> I contemplated jumping off a bridge yesterday.
I guess it hurts if you jump off a bridge.
> Your Name
Is this app name?
>>72272912
nah I'll fuck off to Australia or Canada after Japan.
>>72272929
Kimi no na wa
>>72272953
Ah. Wakarinashita. Arigato!
>>72272957
wtf dude where you been?
英語しゃべれない!
>>72272983
in my room. i od'd on wellbutrin but nothing happened
but these days i subway to downtown and walk around myeongdong and see happy tourists
or hongdae and see happy buskers and young people
>>72272903
フェムが好き、でもソフトブッチもいいと思う。
>>72273000
ハロー
>>72273008
自分はどっち?
>>72273006
I'm starting to wonder if you and German Koreaboo are one and the same but you're the real personality
didn't take wellbutrin for 5 days havent been taking lamotrigine for 5 weeks i lied to my shrink
i feel irresistible anger towards strangers. past few days whenever i see a street smoker i walk up to him and cough exaggeratedly all the while glaring at his eyes. they take offence and most often they spit at street cuz they are vile things like that ill end up in a fistfight soon
Not necessarily japanese related but would anyone know what language is under the pistols? or what it says
I wanna say thai, but that is just a guess based in the shows location.
>>72272932
don't come here please thanks
>>72272932
You should def go to Canada.
Asap
>>72273101
I already have a hookup for a job as a carpenter through a Danish expat
also a woman kept bumping to me on a bus
i audibly swore bad words like such bad luck disgusting so fucking annoying
i dont know why i acted like that
英語の教材を買ってみました!
>>72273146
You're going to BC?
>>72273027
んんんフェムけどちょっとトムボイっぽい。
>>72273027
こんにちは!
>>72273172
なぜレズはスタイルダサいの?
大統領弾劾祭りでレズビアンたちが舞台で「「「「「「「「「「「「公演」」」」」」」」」」」」」」」」」」」したけど、スタイルダサすぎて、歌も下手で見るだけで自分が恥ずかしくなってきた。
>>72273208
日本語独学で勉強した?
>>72273222
いや初音ミクが教えてくれたよ
>>72273164
そのアニメ見たことあるw
ゲームもあるか…知ってなかった
弾劾前にも、「世界を変えるホモ」とかのスティッカー色んなとこに、貼っていて、恥ずかしかった。
The American has not taken back his words yet despite my warnings.
>>72273056
>>72273006
you and the german autist koreaboo should hook up and be gay together. at least you two won't ever be lonely again, and you can fuck each other's bumholes
>>72273277
you're a cunt m8
>>72273027
I know you are not nice person now, you ignore people, that is wrong behavior
>>72273208
次の世界的のレズビアン大会で尋ねるw
>>72273314
>implying people
What kind of thrilling conversations do you yourself have with Thai flag?
1. The F.
- Lives in Versailles
- Studying International Law at Versailles Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines University
- Looks like a frog
2. The American (veggie?)
- Is a girl
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3. Deen
- Danish
- Lived in Japan
- Will work in BC as a carpenter
- Likes reading sci-fi literature
掘ったケツイジるな
>>72273405
アフィカス史ね
>>72273393
どうしてあたしもdoxしたい >_>
>>72273336
Good luck.
>>72273359
he only want the answer of one question, and you ignore him. That is wrong behavior and mean.
>>72273257
もえたんです!
インク先生が英語を教えてくれるのです!
>>72273425
You look very Danish.
>>72273068
looks like it.
>>72273424
どうかあたしもdoxしてほしい*
>>72273427
I'll have to be a mean man then, since I don't plan to engage with him.
>>72273443
I'm saying good luck with murdering me. I've met 13yo middle eastern kids who were more threatening than you
Wait you have a youtube channel
>>72273430
OPが好き
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBuKXnTTpM
マジカルーチェンジでABCDEFG
>>72273465
strange. The F. said, "I've seen 8 year old kids downtown scarier than you". It's intriguing that I get similar reactions.
>>72273458
wow that is rude, ignore him after get gym advice from him, you are act like korean.
You would not fit in in japan i do not think
>>72273512
アンニョンハセヨ
>>72273509
Europe is tough nowadays.
I've had knives pulled on me before
>>72273430
>>72273491
あとインク先生教えて下さい!(もう英語でペラペラだけど…)
>>72273527
>except the F
コラーまじじゃねぇかっ!!!!
I'll make new
>>72273524
you are not different than normal russian, I am mistaken.
This is why we ban you from onsen in hokkaido
new thread
>>72273595
>>72273595
>>72273595
>>72273491
わかる
>>72273524
まゆゆwww
タイに優しくする必要なんて無いぞ
>>72273646
おー!可愛い~
>>72273587
This going to grind your gears, sorry: I've already been to an onsen in Hokkaido
>>72271758
>女性の人工妊娠中絶を厳しく規制している米テキサス州で、民主党の女性議員が14日までに、批判を込めてそんな法案を提出した。
頭の悪いやり方だな
正常な人たちは余計フェミやレズビアンに嫌悪感を催すだろうに
>>72273741
北海道いいよね
温泉って露天風呂に入ったの?