I wish I could suck my own dick

You can suck mine if you want.

Yet another quality American post

hahahah fag

>>72230325
Literally nothing gay about fellating yourself and swallowing your own cum.
Is it gay to give yourself a handjob?

>>72230361
shut the fuck up fag

ive unironically dreamt about giving myself a bj before

i know it was a dream because my body doesn't bend like that

>>72230477
same, like 4 times but it was never enjoyable

I sucked my own dick, It tastes weird as fuck.

>>72230361
exactly jerking off is fucking yourself which is ultimately gay

>tfw i can
Tastes like finger in honey

>>72230553
>finger in honey
what

>>72230553
you can put your finger in my honey if you know what im sayin ;)

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I've tried to do that when I was a 16 year old horny teenager. Now, I don't have to because other people do it for me :^)

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>amerisucks

>>72230477
Same, dreamt about it twice

I can do it.

It's really uncomfortable. I can't enjoy a blowjob when I have to do all the work and be in an uncomfortable position. I'd rather hire a cambodian whore from near the train station.

I've been sucking my own dick for over a decade now, you don't wanna know the feels when you accidentally shoot down your own throat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

>>72230299
overrated desu