hamdog edition
7 posts early just so you could use your shitty gimmick in the OP
when will yanks do the world a favour and collectively neck themselves
splash
i bet hell is an office where the clock is permanently stuck at 4:59
nope, we're all in here until the bump limit
>>72223125
>>72223125
>>72223125
>>72223125
>>72229476
dance to my tune
Hard boiled eggs are patrician tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
british synthpop lads
>>72229472
good lad
>>72229476
rule of engagement idea: tactical sharting
thanks god i never liked the ninja turtles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfAWozDfWiA
>>72229490
delete this image mate
>>72229503
Do you like hot cheetos?
when harry potter and the deathly hallows came out in 2007 there were literally people camping out outside book shops but then the day it came out i just went into one and they weren't even close to sold out
dumb normies
>>72229543
yeah but they beat you to it haha
>>72229444
cara
>>72229503
>Americans
>>72229560
bit surprised only 6% still believe Osama is still alive 2bh
good for them
Found a vid of janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0
>>72229499
Never liked PSB but respected them.
EHH GOY it's just a conspiracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
>>72229576
Nah Americans get crazy over 911
>>72229576
Well Al-Qaeda themselves said he was dead.
reee normies get out haha
>>72229591
>3:47
they predicted hodor becoming time retarded
>>72229609
Al-Qaeda is a conspiracy lad
dying for a new meme or gimmick
>>72229609
Soviets congratulated and widely publicised you lads landing on the Moon and more of you still believe they faked it
If you can ignore the degeneracy this is a top tier electropop band. Vince Clarke was/is a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygLy02y7_n8
>have unlimited texing and calling on an iphone 6
>no one to text or call besides my parents once a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4KOSlNCPGg
Bush did nothing wrong
>>72229659
if we really landed on the moon then why haven't we been back there since
>>72229697
suck my cock chap
about that time lads
>>72229697
because that was a hoax haha
>>72229763
Do you listen to AM640?
>>72229790
i don't think i can get fm radio from toronto in halifax
>>72229694
Boring cunts both of them.
whitey btfo
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-superhuman-strength-filmed-pinning-6018825
>>72229763
for what?
"Any reference to 'grass' was almost definitely about marijuana" - Paul McCartney
>>72229834
London isn't British anymore
WTF??
>>72229801
>>72229825
>>72229832
>>72229855
>>72229834
satisfying as fuck to watch the pig get pit in a clean guillotine choke with the stupid bint not doing anything about it
women really are fucking useless, all she have had to have done was punch him in the head and you can guarantee he'd let go to defend himself
Lecture at 9. Still can't sleep :(
>>72229697
why the fuck would we
it was a "see if we could" mission, why would we spend billions to do it again
sister getting married
stupid normie
>>72229892
genuinely do not care
>>72229903
>>72229908
post em
>>72229903
want to impregnate a jewess with my big uncut goy willy
Fresh unblocked filter evaders.
t?bh
t?bh
t?bh
t?bh
t?bh
honestly if i were a brit i'd be pretty annoyed at all the other flags posting in /brit/ haha
sucks for them
((((he)))) is back
Pick 'em.
hate it when cunts just turn on you for seemingly no reason
absolutely fuming about this, haven't been able to sleep all night I just keep thinking about it
>>72229842
>Metallicas last mosh pit
>>72229926
Don't fucking care you stupid ugly twat
>>72229937
me, bottom on the left
>>72229947
Full bent, just like your sexual orientation.
>>72229942
rude.
woh la
>>72229937
Oval seems closest to our old clay pipes.
>>72229989
Samomela.
lets do a typing race lads
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1nu7hpkvqf1rj
>>72229989
That chicken piece is defiantly rearing up at him.
Well done chicken piece
>>72230010
alri
Contemplating doing a sickie lads, reckon i should go 1 or 2 days?
>>72230010
The only race is the human race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdHtrcXGYck
>>72230010
need another go
haitiANO
Ivanka 2020
>>72230121
Sweeet.... JESUS!
I need MOAR!
>>72230136
That is all I have desu
>>72230121
bet this happens desu
fake boobies
>>72230145
Looks like a chinese woman version of me rofl
who /late00sscreamo/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntRXE7oLVf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4f1xpSu-I
>>72230167
That 'music' was never good.
good typing race there lads, will have to get it going at a busier time
I've never self harmed before but I'm getting really strong urges to do it tonight for some reason.
Anyone else feel like this? What did you do? I think I'll probably end up doing it, might be nice.
>>72230193
i agree but i'm doing a nostalgia over it
>>72230170
movie was terrible besides the slow mow scenes
ivanka vs kanye in 2020
who would win
then why don't you go to hollywood who is controled by your (((people))) and make a good movie?
>>72230210
How are you gonna do it? Pinch your nibblets really hard?
>>72230260
NO SLEEP, but, club, ‘nother clubx3
Please, next place, no sleep ’nother clubx8
Please next [distortion] cluub, ‘nother clubx4
Please, next place...
and, if you don’t understand what I’ve done; I say it again
Please, next place no sleep ‘nother clubx6
and if the 2nd time you didn’t quite get it; I say it again
No sleep [echoes 7 times, more distantly each time] but club [clap] ‘nother club+[clap]x3
and I do it in a different way and I say it over and over and over until... everyone understands.
>>72230238
Not sure how to gauge this reply from that flag. You lads are the most zero tolerance no fucks given lads.
Where is the fucking machine lad btw?
>>72230145
ugh...milkies!
>The final action fought on the Mesopotamian Front, the Battle of Sharqat saw British regional Commander-in-Chief Sir William Marshall secure control of the Mosul oilfields north of Baghdad.
>>72230280
look at that schnoz
>>72230216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWPPBW4DU8
>>72230328
fuck >>72230121
still pissed that a little british boy had the gall to ask for a 'bin' at my workplace
any good sites about for a simpleton to make a webm?
>>72230328
umm, what?
dumb paddy frogposter
mummy got some hot chips for dindins
>>72230401
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
Ah yes
(((Globalism)))
Ah no
(((free market)))
>>72230577
Did you pick your March Madness bracket?
I have Villanova with the repeat as champions
>>72230604
my gf banged a dude from villanova
Messaged two cute girls on Tinder 8 hours ago and still no response
>>72230617
Got work now
(Look I'm British haha)
*castrates you*
wakey wakey wagie
time to get up
>>72230710
Fantastic post. Taking a few points off though for the flag.
>mfw Mr Noseberg yanks me from bed by my collar
HOWLING FOR A HEEMING
nipples are so sot and tender PLEEZ don't SQUEEZ them anymore.
*beepbeepbeepbeep*
*beepbeepbeepbeep*
*beepbeepbeepbeep*
>>72230817
So, it beginsss...
>>72230817
>MAN KICK THE BALL BAD ME MAD
'unt
>>72230865
>>72230848
>>72230825
>>72230819
>c*tholic hours /brit/
>>72230865
so do you have like a degree in political science or some close form in the humanities or are is it just your main hobby
>>72230898
SHUT YOUR SHIT
*bitchslaps you so hard it takes your head clean off, exploding as it hits the wall*
((((>>72230926))))
>so do you have like a degree in political science or some close form in the humanities or are is it just your main hobby
((((((he)))))))))) is angry, because everyone is pointing out that ((((they))) are creating anti-russian propaganda
rate my comfy netherlands game lads
>>72230979
I just call it Holland in real life desu I am sure they probably just say England too ahaha
just watched american sniper
great piece of cinema by clint eastwood and an excellent character study as well
yeah lets die for non sense wars!!
>>72231122
Why did he hold the doll?
>>72231122
>Friend has PTSD
>Take him to a shooting range to "confront his demons" or whatever
el mexicANO wishes he was a cartel jefe so he could have a sexy girlfriend
>>72231122
It's more of a flick
>>72231244
shooting is very therapeutic
i always feel very at peace when i shoot
>>72230817
why does the left constantly double down and perpetuate their lies and conspiracy theories rather than take responsibility for their mistakes
>>72230817
screaming for a heeming 2bh
Find it hard to trust girls because they always break my heart :(
morning lads. do NOT want to go to work today
>>72231281
Do you have PTSD dumbass
I love fireworks, they're very calming. Let's toss in a few at the next PTSD therapy session
poo
>>72231340
>ANTHUAH PAHT OV PAHRES ROOEND
>>72231364
really enjoy this gimmick
>IM ABUT TAH CHEK OUT PRAHGES VIBRUNT GAY SEEN
winston churchill was a twat
>>72231355
watching a bloke talking about PTSD on bbc breakfast at the moment. spooky.
>>72231399
very disappointed with the bbc these days
>>72231412
Half yank.
He was a fatlad.
really hate games that have a set map rotation and all of them are trash
>>72231399
Shan't be expanding this.
>>72231461
>trash
foy
How come it feels good when the cum comes out?
>>72222222
Has there been any official response from Sara on her getting the get and being propelled into international infamy?
>>72231501
shan't even be hovering my mouse over that
off to work lads
>3am already
>>72231584
it's 7 you fat yank cunt, i'll fucking do you mate i swear
>>72231584
GMT son
7:09am in gods country.
For you, 09:7
>>72231488
if you keep this up we're going to start protesting for the right to use yankisms in /brit/
it's 5:11pm
AEST is the only timezone that matters
>>72229466
is this a new britmon?
>>72231653
You're remote Brits. Better looking and good at rugby and just better generally at stuff.
Cunts.
Trying very find to find a date with a woman I don't find repulsive, yet who will also date me
>buy battlefield 1
>playing
>don't like the nigs and pakis
>go to customize
>can't change them to normal brits
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72231653
>not using AEDT
Queenslanders FUCK OFF
It's 6:16
>>72231700
>implying nigs and pakis aren't normal brits now
>>72231729
>falling for the daylight savings jew
your whole fucking state should be nuked
you're shit at rugby too
Swedish runt paid my country a compliment
Shall be sinking one of the boats of Somalians heading to his country
>>72231698
lol dont even bother lad
do us all a favour and just stay a virgin like the pathetic genetic dead end you are
>>72231753
That's very nice and all with your stuff, but I don't appreciate virgins responding to my posts x
>ZIE TIME FOR ARGUMENTS IS OVER
good edition
>>72231779
>zie
I'VE BEEN STUDYING PHILOSOPHY FOR 30 YEARS
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
BBC breakfast on and every time I look around it's the Gilf with the monster tits.
Is this god telling to choke one out?
just got out of the shower
>>72231807
>watching bbc without paying a licence
cheeky cunt
>>72231815
post butt
>>72231815
show me where you shit from
YOU'RE A NO TALENT, MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT.
>>72231823
I pay my licence sir.
I may rub on out for Loraine in a bit. BBC weather woman is just the devil.
might have a wank in a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-qa6SjRZo
beautiful weather this morning
>>72231895
bit cold out
>>72231903
yeah german weather
sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up in a bit
Will assassinate the yank unless at least one Brit tells me not to
>>72231927
Amazing post
>>72231927
Do it
>>72231599
if you could be courteous enough to aim for my ballbag i would be much obliged
>>72231927
the yank is one day away from retirement dont do it
literally cannot stop wanking to rita ora lads
>>72231960
she is very hot
>>72231957
Never going to trust you lads on /brit/ ever again
The absolute
fucking
state
>>72231950
Very good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2HiVuxPHPQ
Why didn't Paige's brother make it lads?
how is the northern rail strike affecting you all?
Doing a poo
boatymcboatface
munching a durrie
>>72232020
I never leave the house so not much
>>72232002
video is blocked in the uk under copyright grounds
channel 4 twats do this with everything, think they reckon you'll go and dig through their shite website and watch it with 5 minutes of adverts you have to turn your adblocker off to even begin but in reality i just forget all about it
>>72231960
>>72231970
Stop being straight.
where did pinealglandposting come from
just saw some runt use it on normiebook comments
;) xx
>>72232069
That doc is available in the UK jube. I might have linked the foreigner one just.
>>72232120
What's going on here? Is it in her ass, is she a he?
>>72232110
Third Eye Blind fansite
>>72232080
Degenerate
>>72229938
What happened m8?
:0
haitiANO
>>72230160
post pics
>>72232173
why is is suddenly popular then
>>72230825
completley straight but i'd love a man to plow my arsehole for the prostate stimulation
best at sex
>>72232215
normie nignog memes about being woke i think
little did you know i've been gone for weeks...
*quips*
>>72232230
of the twitter variety?
I have a problem /brit/.
We are 7 friends, and we have been friends for years, and one of them (lets call him Alan) anounced via kikebook on January that he was dating a tranny and that they were going to Peru together. Well, he actually just anounced that he was in a relationship, but he uploaded a pic and its OBVIOUS that is a tranny. Via kikebook they congratulated him and etc.
Thing is, since the day we found out, my friends never stop making fun and bullying him via Whatsapp and IRL. They ask him if his girlfriend "has it big", if he's gonna invite *her* to play football with us, if he makes respectful reacharounds, etc.
He just responds "haha" or nothing.
I already told my friends to stop, that they are going too far. He is like too calm and never defends himself but i know its really irking him. But they just say im a faggot and got no humour, that Alan knows how to defend himself.
Thing is, last night we met the tranny in a part for the first time. He is disgusting, a man with long hair. 0 stealth and talks with a huge-fag voice. That night the Whatsapp group exploded in banter and bullying. I really felt bad for my friend, they are insulting his partner in his face and he doesn't say shit...
Well, anyways. How the fuck can i make my friends stop making fun of my friend's tranny boyfriend? What persuassive argument can i use? Should i tell my friend to get some fucking self-respect and make the guys respect his (((woman)))?
Who /antifa/ here?
Democracy is non-negotiable
>>72232163
It's a sissy porn gif. Ugly old men imagine themselves being cute girls getting fucked and sometimes they even take it far enough that they actually get fucked in the ass while they are cross dressing.
Autogynophilia is the fetish where men get aroused by thinking about themselves as women.
>>72232002
That dad is the archetype of [Brit dad].
>>72232252
you'd know, poof
>>72232231
do love the occasional /cric/ vaycay myself
>>72232251
not me
i come and go in peace
Jah bless
>>72232252
p-p-poooooofteeeeeerrrrrrr
The time for arguments is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeCNI3gLUY
>>72232251
>Who /antifa/ here?
Trolling Ethiopia la?
You're ari lad.
haitiANO
real wagie hours
who tf up
CANNOT wait til Corbyn wins in 2020 lads
>>72232326
LIKE DAT MUTHFUCKIN FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT
>>72232240
Why are you getting offended on his behalf?
His girlfriend has no doubt spent most of her life suffering abuse like this, that she is still confident enough in herself to be in a relationship like this shows she has enough strength of character to handle it.
Likewise, he obviously cares about her enough that he doesn't care what the rest of your and I use this term loosely) friends think and say.
Let them live their lives, and you worry about being a lonely virgin and what the group says about YOu behind YOUR back.
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
flatmate's gf is being sick in our bathroom and i need to use it
fuck OFFFF don't ever flatshare if you have a long term gf
>>72232240
Lmao
gayest thing I've ever read
>le dare to be black in the whitest area in the country, new england
>get told to go back to where i came from
>le move back to ethiopia
>starve
>>72232361
shut up you retard
>>72232348
My Ordnung is triggered. Remove her.
>>72232381
shut the fuck up prole
just belted about two thirds of a bottle of vodka
reckon i'll pass out in a minute when it hits me
>>72232358
he sounds gayer than the tranny fucker
Where is the Australian who said he was going to commit suicide in two weeks a few weeks ago
>have to go to work now
hate my job lads
>>72232403
assuming his word was good, he's dead
>>72232361
thought he was from ny
Irish are not European or British. What are they? (Irish is a race and cannot be used that way).
>>72232393
You're gunna spew lad. get out mad cunt
>>72232404
>being a wagecuck
kek
>>72232387
*bumps against you clearly showing my dominance*
The Dog's anal glands are out of control
>>72232403
which one? you'll have to be more specific
Love are Millennial WOWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJm6xzgQPE
>>72232437
The one who would regularly use the phrase "I have nothing going for me" and talked about how he dropped out of uni because he was getting bullied for studying psychology.
>>72232445
Nah fuck off
got obsessive compulsive disorder but only when it comes to video games
bethesda games are nightmares for me
watching hidden houses... can i really buy one of these old dilapidated castles for this cheap?
>>72232421
People of the British isles have the same genetic heritage. As an astute Chilean on /pol/ said lately, we should regard ourselves as indigenous northern Europeans.
why is america responsible for like 90% of modern culture despite only having existed for 240 years?
got out the ol' gamecube again for another nostalgia trip lads
>>72232509
needs opiates for the masses
>>72232509
are you retarded? hollywood exists
>>72232520
got my ol' ps2 out a while ago to have a crack at the jak and daxter games desu
those were the only good games i had desu, i had shit taste when i was a kid
>>72232509
Because it is the largest market so they can sustain themselves and everyone else wants to appeal to them, notice how USA is in Battlefield 1 and France isn't despite the US being irrelevant in WWI
>>72232535
are you the runt who said PS2 was superior to the gamecube?
you're still in like for a decking you cunt
(i'm playing a james bond game 2bh)
>>72232529
>(((hollywood)))
>>72232529
it goes beyond movies m8
take music for example, jazz and rock and almost all of their descendants were invented in america
British """culture""" consists of crooked teeth and being shit at football, Islamic culture is beautiful so no Islamic culture is not British.
>>72232509
Why are you attempting to divide us?
Fucking strayacunt mixing it up. Probs a chink.
NEED someone to poz my neghole
>>72232550
>gamecube
yeah mate metroid prime and zelda baby edition sure were great rofl
>>72232550
nah, never had a gamecube but wouldn't mind having one
ARE Corbyn
>>72232450
hmm haven't seen that guy post but I do know a psych dropout irl who I hope offs himself
got any more posts on him/ caps?
>>72232509
because it borrows culture from every other country
it didn't just spring out of thin air
crunchy peanut butter sandwich for dinner...
and you?
what the hell...I read this general for the first time ever and basically every post is a wannabe meme. can't you guys have a conversation like normal human beings?
>>72232605
wouldn't mind sitting on that thumb xx
>>72232569
we know how to export a product? i really don't know. now that you bring it up though, america is pretty great.
>>72232603
that's not the only thing you've never had, haha
>>72232615
*hands you a $5 note*
there you are, run along now
>>72232615
nope, sorry stavros
>>72232445
he's depressing but comfy
>>72232613
I ate a whole baguette
>>72232605
Wait what the fuck, did someone photoshop that
>>72232509
fast large scale production, they came in at a time when the industrial revolution was kickinh off and so reaped the benefits of not having infrastructure to replace or cities to work around. new ideas had the space, labour and financial backers to see them through. all things end though, when that is who knows.
>>72232593
right, you're next in line
you'll be eating soup through a hole in your throat for years
Baby Hitler
just put my gramps in the bath
>>72232550
nightfire was GOAT
>>72232678
nu fone who dis
WUTH ERMS WYDE OPUN
>>72232686
I am the man who will save England
>>72232678
alri fritzl haha
>>72232681
everything or nothing > nightfire
I WILL deck you as well
need a big willy
>>72232615
Best tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AufQINNTbNc
>>72232703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVswiiI_PmU
god my sister's a bitch and i honestly hope she dies irl
might say i was raped for attention lol
>>72232736
pics?
Brits are very unfriendly
Really liking this :)))
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AHJkHqkpw
Skip to like 40 seconds in x
>>72232762
pics are for sale obviously
>>72232797
>>72232733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks
>>72232797
They are very friendly if you aren't an autismo (read: stereotypical yank)
how do i link a new thread?
>>72232848
I did nothing to them
>>72232721
don't think I played that one
just remember nightfire and maybe goldeneye
>read about the nazis
>they're all loners, adult virgins and social eccentrics or outcasts before becomingnazis
Were the Nazis pol before pol?
>>72232877
unironically yes
>>72232877
Hugo Boss was a lad.
>>72232877
most organisations that profess ideas that are not within the contemporary norms do. ukip are a good example, same for the SWP - all people who believe if only everyone understood that their way was the right way and the only way then everything would be fine. lack of understanding that there will never be a single way for anything, because any group of 2 people or more disagree on something.
>>72232877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTchM6_93N4
Watched this, it had a part were Goebbels just doesn't know why he even bothers waking up in the morning because he is so lonely then he gets a gf and is so happy to have someone to give all his love. Honestly him talking about his loneliness and empty life sounds exactly like me.