/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

anime

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What a great thread.

i love everyone here.

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stomach hurts

>>72228709
thanks

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Stop bullying South Dakota

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gf just sent me this

just dl'd f.lux lads

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picked this up on /v/

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Courage?

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>>72228743
>Bullying
At most it's spamming for (You)'s

>>72228763

This pic is so old it makes me nostalgic.

Are you gonna post never ever now you dumb faggot.

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>>72228754
Why is your gf sending you pictures of my gf
Delet this right now.

Where did uralic people come from?

>>72228761
Fuck, I did get it wrong.
But please don't call me names, it's not nice, so please delete your post.
Thank you.

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Stop spamming for (You)'s

tfw Southern Agrarianism never caught on

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>>72228782
maybe

>>72228790
Okay done

>>72228810
Thanks, I'll delete mine, as well so as to not misinform people.

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>Excuse me m'sir, that meme you just posted is outdated

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>>72228763
>>72228782
>that feel when valve was a game developer and not just a software company

>>72228713
Salmonella :( ?

kill yourselves you oxygen thieves

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DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
THE SHITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL
HOW CAN THIS BE BROS?!?!!
YOU SAID NINTENTODDLERS WOULD BE BTFO? WHY DO WE ALWAYS LOSE?!?!

Latina girls of mostly European heritage

take this shit back to /v/ you children

>>72228851
It won't have any new games until december.

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Why aren't you playing the best game of 2016, /cum/?

video games are for manchildren

get a real hobby, like anime

>>72228874
PS3 didn't have a game for three years and it did alright.

>>72228879
Please go back to the underage containment board

>>72228879

It was a good game, i don't care what autists say.

>>72228894
PS3 had 3rd party support.

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__ _____ __ ______ ____ ___ __ ___
See you later, buds
>>72228901
*doesn't*
Lmao

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>>72228851
b-bloodbooooorne!

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Talllets BTFO

Short girls forever.

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>>72228931
someone actually stuck their cock in that thing and got it pragnant

>>72228931
How can other women even hope to compete?

>>72228931
her face is actually really pretty
this is kinda disturbing

>>72228931
Why would you do that to your children?

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>tfw no bf

still sick boys
getting chills now

>>72228976
How big is your clit?

>>72229000
About 7 inches (penis).

Nice double triples.

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Wow, how can consoles even compete?

>>72229020
Thanks.
I got the last 2228000, as well.
I'm very proud of it.

>>72228995
Have some spicy soup

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The age of /cum/ is over, the age of COURAGE has begun

>meeting mummy tomorrow
>just realized i still have small scabs on my wrist from when i was being a faggot
fuck lads

>>72229122
Meth scabs?

>the redneck general is actually picking up steam
fuck somebody get Sherman on the line PRONTO

Have you ever got someone fired?

sudafed is a blessing

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>>72229142
>>72229142
>>72229142

:^)

Thinking about having a fap but I know I'll end up fapping for like 4 hours

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72229157

>>72229141
No.
I don't like the thought of doing so, as you never know what their life is like after work and if they're supporting a family or a handicapped friend or family member.

>>72228972
there's actually a 50% chance the offspring will be normal if just one parent has achrondoplasia

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>>72229134
oh shit, General "immolate the confederate" Sherman here
what cletus are we rolling up on now?

>>72229130
cuts
meth is at least respectable

>>72229157
please stay out

>>72229178
>there is only a 50% chance your children will be cripples
>go ahead and breed

>>72229134

We need to do something ASAP.

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>>72229183
Just say you broke a glass or something. Or wear very long gloves.

>>72229197
Mexico should be Dixon allies.

Hey /cum/

>>72229221
Heya.

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So, /cum/?

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>>72229183
>cuts

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>>72229116
Uhm, excuse me shitlord.

>>72229190
Nah

>>72229221
Hiya

>>72229230
Never driven past a fire to be desu.

>>72229214

no

none of you will ever accomplish anything, you're all worthless oxygen thieves

It's Monday

>>72229254
>nigger+nigger

@72229254
Are you that faggot Swiss-American who shits up Eire all the time or are you El HaitANO

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>>72229254
>says the mulatto

>>72229234
not denying it

>>72229277
>El HaitANO
Posting style seemed like him.

I'm not gay but if I had a vibrator I'd probably stick it in my bum

>>72229263
you and your worthless piece of shit family are oxygen thieves who will never accomplish anything

>>72229278
you amerindians were such ooga boogas you didn't even have metal weapons, even black africans had metal weapons

>>72229288
It feels p gud not gonna lie

At work lol

>>72229288
I'm not gay, but I masturbate to erotic fiction and manga about men being turned into female sluts.

>>72229313
t. a big gay

Play Fallout 4, listen to music or shitpost in good ol' /cum/

Decisions

>>72229346
Last two at the same time.

>>72228713
that's a fucking shun knife, it's like $200

what are people who don't know how to cool doing with shuns

everyone calls me haitiano thanks to one argie

>>72229338
Yep

>>72229366
Nobody knows you exist nigger

>>72229357
cook** fug

>>72229366
get out of this thread haitiano

>>72229377
dumb amerislave

>>72229391
Go eat some fish cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E05nCm1N9Yw

>>72229384
make me, you waste of space

>>72229403
go choke on a burger, you fat orangutan

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Hmmmm

fucking insurance company sent me proof of insurance except every word has been replaced with X's
Xxxx xxxx.

75% of Americans are overweight or obese

>>72229432
That's fucking retarded.

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SOY DOMINICANO

>>72229457
state your demands, medpack

>>72229462
y-you're not clack-san.
WHERE I-IS CLACK-SAN?

wave2: Hey guys did you know if you enter your runescape username and password, the password gets starred out?

Look

Username: Zezima
Password: ************

>>72229432
Saw that on the news an hour ago...

>>72229482
probably high on heroin under a bridge in portland

>>72229483
hmm
Username: Albertakun
Password: Zezimaisafaggot
did it work?

>>72229483
Username: Urghyur
Password: reneeHeadband196youporn

reminder that "white americans" came to america as indentured servants

cant sleep should i go get some malt liqour

>>72229494
s-stop STOP being mean to clack-san NOW. stop or I will tell him eugene was being mean

how's the flow of people into eugene now a days

>>72229483
Username: AzureDiamond
Password: hunter2

Whoa, and you guys cannot see this!?

>>72229483
username: donaldtrump
password: albertakunisafaggot

>>72229483
Woah dude


The Old Nite

********************

>>72229530
a lot of homeless and more nogs than Im used to

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SOY DOMINICANO!!! BLANCO!

I never understood the appeal of runescape
Lego Island 2 was superior in every respect

>>72229549
I thought black people were a tiny fraction of oregon's population? is it some college diversity push?

>>72229551
moderately good post

>>72229563
No it's just the crime that flows along I5.
If you see a black guy he's probably from California

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>>72229551
>>72229563
>Cucks county

Anyone want to play with my ham dog?

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Want a gf who I only see 2 or 3 times a month.

worthless ameriturds

>>72229563
where you at bud
i'm gonna come beat the fuck out of you

>>72229581
ah yes the eternal californian

>>72229584
>some county I've never heard of
oh shit what up you want a piece of this yuppie land? a rap battle perhaps?

our name is no joke. we get it from the sheer amount of deer we kill with our minivan grills

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>>72229600
HOLA DOMINICANO AMIGO

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>throws pizza

why is everyone I know fucking crazy m8s.

>>72229604
>where you at bud
did the recent fracking in your corner poison your water and blind you BUD? BUCKS/KEKS COUNTY RIGHT IN THE NAME SENPAI

>>72229641
ummmmm

NIGGER

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>>72229617
>tfw in the top ten richest zip codes in the country

never give up on suicide

>>72229639
>florida

>>72229639
>florida

>>72229662
good point lad

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>>72228689
Just drank a fifth of root beer. Dare me to drive?

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>>72229652
>doesn't reveal his county so I can't strike back
FACE ME BUDDO

>>72229655
if your zip code doesn't have a trump tower in it, it is not truly rich

>>72229686
i'm 30 minutes away retard hopping in the vehicle right now

>>72229483
My password was miley cyrus

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Hehehe...

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>>72229696
oh shit hold up
1) Flip you montgomery county
2) I'm actually somewhere else in PA, I just post my home county to represent the 215 know what I'm mf sayin
3) let's team up and work to convince russians to stop moving here

>>72229686
Trump and I grew up on the same island and I've been to his tower multiple times, LI is Trump's homeland

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>he STILL wears 'tism shades

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>>72229738
wow psyke moran I'm actually /withHer/. I pity you having to bear the sight of a trump tower anywhere near you. such gaudy inventions are a defilement of great yank architecture. a perversion of our landscape, so to speak

>>72229749
never understood the appeal of anything other than sunglasses or wayfarers

>>72229783
FUCK I meant aviators

Business idea: sell made in China towers to trump

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>>72229783
typical zrumpkin

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>>72229812

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>>72229783
>>72229802

Depends on your face shape. Rectangular lenses look better on some facial structures than aviator styles.

Anything with thick rims is inexcusable though.

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>cute french exchange girl on the bus home tonight
>I cant do anything to start up a conversation with her

>>72229839
I get that hilldawg is evil and everything, but I find the bullying of her post-election a bit incessant. I remember when that woman got a picture with hilldawg in the woods, lots of conservatives raved how it was some 'staged' PR stunt. what would that possibly prove?

>>72229859
didn't reply to me. typicaly basic montgom BITCH

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>>72229869
>so are you going to vote for Le Pen?
It's that simple.

>>72229876
i'm of the lehigh county

>>72229869
"HELLO"
"HEY HOW ARE YOU"
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO"
"PARLEY VOO ENGLISH?"
"ARE YOU FROM FRANCE"
"OH SHID WHUD UP"
"WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR IN APRIL"
"I AM GREEK"
"HOW DO YOU LIKE CALI"
why are west coasters so inept

>>72229864
I just hold my jaw to whatever position it needs for my face to look good with glasses

>>72229896
milk ass bitch
go suckle a cow's teet
(tell amish qts I said hello)

gonna go do the ol sleep

this place really is a pile of shite

>>72229951
suht up
SHUT UO

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>>72229876
Just keep quiet xrumphboid... this will only hurt a lot!

/brit/?

more like /pile of shit/

cant sleep

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>>72229956
PLEASE WAIT I ACTUALLY WANTED BERNIE TO WIN

>>72229964
>drops sick rhymes
>cannot drop basic introductions

stop bullying our fellow black /cum/ posters

>>72229952
>>72229964
>post ironic meme humor lmao haha
piss off

>>72229978

delet

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>britburkas in charge of handling simple banter

>>72229993
have the british ever won a war lmao

From this “revolution” that is just beginning, a leader, perhaps a person who is even reading my piece right now...maybe it’s you...will arise.

I can also however, promise you one thing: this revolution dies on election day if Donald Trump becomes president.

Free college, slaying billionaires, and income inequality will be the least of your worries...we will be hitting the streets fighting to regain our basic civil rights. Hitting the streets that is, if we are even permitted to. Protesters will be arrested...and not in the cute “I just got released an hour later and have a selfie to prove it” way...they may be locked up as political prisoners, and as a writer, I may no longer be able to write pieces like these anymore.

>>72229978
>hernie
kys you'reself

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>>72230002

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>>72229984
*roll down cargo shorts*
*angle anus in your vicinity*
*unleash dunkin donuts shart torrent*
looks like this brit
*last liquidy shart chunks belch from anus*
just got hit
*wipe butthole with toilet paper and avoid bidet*
with shit

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i t k e e p s h a p p e n i n g

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>>72229993
>>72230000
V I E T N A M
>>72230017
fuck OFF right NOW

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>>72229978
I wanted to fuck bernies wife

>>72230000
Transcendental quads

>>72230019

all this proves is that I have bad luck with girls

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>>72230008
>hispanic poster in the south
I don't even know how to respond to you

>>72230026
*rolls on you like snorlax on route 5*
make me big boy

>>72230031
honestly didn't know bern had one
always thought he was married to the people

>>72230044
More like married to Clinton's pocket change.

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>be british
>get YANKd

>>72230044

Your flags are so weird man.

KYS.

>>72230044
>didn't know he had one
Yeah, she bankrupted Berlington College

mormon girlfriends

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>>72230057
can't disagree with that.

>>72230070
ah yes, this piece is called 'Untitled', by a blind toddler from the greater Bucks area

>>72230086
she was smarter than bernie desu. all hardline communist shifts are achieved by destroying the education system

>>72230065

When you realize... your country is nothing but pure British might, no matter what a dumb little piece of paper tells you. BRITAIN FIRST, BITCH!

>>72230101
always keep my safety whistle on hand when I'm near those constitutional banshees

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>>72230126

>your country is nothing but pure British might

>>72230109
That looks worse than Maryland's

How did you know I was Spanish tho?


>>72230126
>Britain First
Bit racist

>>72230129
nah

Lads, how do I get my emotions and proper chemical balance back?

Animeposting should be banned in /cum/ as should all forms of degeneracy.

/cum/ is a wholesome general.

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Entering dead /cum/ hours

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>>72230142
listen to me and listen to me closely. this county runs your state for fun. we have washington in our pocket. US foreign and domestic policy bends over backwards to serve the interest of Bucks County. other nations live in fear not from America's nukes, but Bucks County's wrath. we will be the first to Mars, and we will rename is Bucks. just Bucks. Trump answers directly to Bucks county, and the Bogdanoffs are living jokes... nothing more than proxies for our galactic dynasty. I know about everything and anything at anytime of the day anywhere I am because I am a son of Bucks. I know you're hispanic because Bucks spies are in every county of every state. Don't you forget it. I will not tell you this again.

>>72230187
i mean yeah they're kind of aggressive. they scare me

>>72230199
you can't

>>72230199
Zealotry does it for me.
You're a whole new person when you give your soul up for Him.

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>>72230200

anime?

>>72230199
Go to church or a few Narcotics Anonymous meetings

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Reminder

>>72230211
why are people from delco so fucking dumb

>>72230259

but the WOKEst brain just has an empty picture next to it

>>72230267
Exactly. Liking women or pictographic representations of them is for troglodytes.

>>72230265
because beta bucks alpha fucks and bucks fucks beta bucks alpha sucks bucks delco sucks alpha bucks fucks beta bucks

they also are touching NJ and the least relevant state at the same time so they were doomed from the start

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>>72230259

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>>72230259
Maki is for ______

>>72230342

pleasuring producers so she doesnt get thrown in a dumpster in a back alley

>>72230327
never understood the desire for thick thighs

hypothetical scenario: you go in raw and she secretly wants a baby. towards climax she declares her character creation system is ready-for-use, but you are not ready to deal with all that. unfortunately, because she has thick thighs, you cannot dislodge the obstruction (female on you), and you climax and fertilize her

nobody considers these scenarios, and that is why there are 7 nillion people on this earth

>>72230327
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

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>>72230349
ummmm no

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>not wanting to fertilize a THICC woman's loins

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COURAGE?

>tfw just had to tell a girl I really wanted to fug that I don't like her emotionally

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SHITTY THREAD??

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whoa wtf

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>>72230391
you pine for french women, no? I do too

the ideal french woman is a frail thing. supple and pale she enchants us with her awkward and flimsy (often symptoms of motor neuron dysfunction) being, whisking us away to lands of gayity and gay names. thick is alright, but french frail is superior

amelie is my main reference of course

i lijk ameriga

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>>72230437
SHITTY MEME?

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/trailertrash/ is actually more alive then this thread
We've been cucked badly buds

>>72230464
thank

>>72230451

>there are no good PW doujins whatsoever

feels bad

>>72230464

Sveiki

>>72230469
>meme

thanks

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>>72230481
series has to be good first to get good doujins

>>72230464
I like the Baltics

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>>72230490

phantom world was solid based off waifus and fanservice alone

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sometimes I fear I may never become a true patriot

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not a single good girl

>>72230490

SECONDLY, now that I think about it, thats incorrect

K-On, DragonMaid, and Hamster-chan have plenty of doujins

>>72230485
You're welcome caraposter

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>>72230523

>not wanting a THICC gf to solve phantom mysteries with

literally gay

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>>72230528
but k-on is good
for the rest you said it yourself
>GOOD doujins

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>K-on
>good

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good night buddos
and an especially good night to all the frail women of france out there. you are more precious to me than sunlight, more essential than water, more dear than Wawa, but farther from me than the stars I see in the sky. I will love you one day, mon amour. Donnez-moi votre jambon et je vous donnerai le monde (comté de bucks)

>>72230520
Anyone can be American, God Bless

>>72230581
Good night bud

phantom whatever was such a shit show

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Does anyone feel extremely autistic but then come here to feel more normal in comparison?

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never find a reason to post this pic but I really like it friends

Man

Don't play Zelda, is like a disease.

I've been playing for almost two weeks now, tonight is the first night im not playing but i cant stop thinking about it still.

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>>72230703

>stuck on the stranded island trial
>no time to keep at it because of work and finals

>>72230703
i won't

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name some interesting books please

>>72230830
atlas shrugged

>>72230830

the melancholy of benito camelo

>>72230830

My first summer in the Sierra

Unbroken

All quite on the western front

On the Road

The Phantom Tollbooth

Dan brown's "inferno"

>>72230830
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

You're welcome :)

I bet pi hides a binary message at the very end saying that 3dpd

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>>72230830
Camp of the Saints, perfectly predicted 2015-6 in the 1970's.

>>72230874
this

>>72230845
>>72230885
no meme books please

>>72230874
can't seem to find anything with that name desu

>>72230880
>Dan Brown

>>72230945
interdesting

>>72230976

never understood the hate against Dan Brown. They were always good detective novels to me, and Inferno has a great ending

>>72230830
>asking for books without stating preferences or recently read
this is indicative of pleb tastes

>>72230976
Gud book tbqh, you can download pdf for free easily on the internet archive. It literally describes a liberal pope from Latin America being a faggot for refugees.

>>72230992
admittedly I think it has more to do with his fan base and "muh hidden knowledge"

>>72231002
I'm part way into reading the three stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, The Redisocvery of Man, and Ubik but feel like something else desu, i'm open to anything

>>72230830
William Gass, The Tunnel
Protagonist is a historian writing on the third reich, and promptly proceeds to go insane.

time to start studying for that final tomorrow

>>72230830
If you're into history, the Baader Meinhof Komplex.
It's huge though.

>/cum/ dies and its not even midnight

Sad!

>>72231319

Hallo.

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LLÁMAME YA

>>72231319
>not even midnight
4U

>living east of the rockies

how horrifying

>>72231410
can you even call that living

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>West Coasters never thought drinking was fun

>>72231455

>implying literally anyone actually waited until they were 21 to drink

Happy monday buds.

>RNH
>thread dies
huh..

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>>72231607

it would seem all the true niggas are no longer with us

>>72231631
>>72231607

So as it seems that you're the only ones left here, what do you think about Merkel coming to the US to talk to Trump?

The people here are going insane, acting like she could force him to play by her rules, it's retarded, on the other hand they complain about Trump being unpredictable.

>>72231668
if i tried to give you any insight i would risk sounding retarded

>>72231668

Trump is dumb!

>>72231668

I hadnt even heard about it.But then again, Ive been super busy all week

Your germans are crazy if you think she's going to curb him to her demands, he'll probably act like a brick wall and not agree to anything, while saying she should handle your muslim population better

I miss the Southerners
Now they're going to spend all day circlejerking over diabetes and fried chicken while this place becomes even gayer

>/Yank/s and /Dixie/fags make their own generals

>Meanwhile, west coast cucks still in /cum/ because they have no history and culture

Lmao fags

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>>72231725
not if i can help it

>>72231757

>California becoming a free state was arguably a tipping point that triggered the civil war
>was also the defining landmark for manifest destiny
>no history

LMAO

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who /radical centrist/ here

>>72231711
I think that it'll go something like that and I hope so. Merkel should learn that not everyone's willing to suck her ass, just cause we have economical power.

>>72231693
It's not like I'm sounding smart the whole time, so that's okay.

>>72231757
>goldrush
>basically everything that is popculture nowdays comes from the west coast

>>72231757
you'll be back fag

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>>72231761
the t*rk is pretty old news by now desu, her time has past; time to move on to slavic weeb girls

>>72231725
with luck /cum/ will finally die or the mods will nuke it. Serves no purpose at all, it's become a psuedo /soc/ circlejerk for gay namefags. the election gave this general some life and focus but now it's just fulla faggots.

>>72231836

gay circlejerking isnt a new thing, stupid newfag

@The Leaf 72231758
Well good luck on your Tuesday interview as meme as it sounds just be yourself and feel confident how much you're really worth.

I became friends with this kid who's here in the U.S by himself and helped him out to get his drivers license. He failed 5 times and was getting me a bit tired because I had to take time off to go with him.

Long story short I took him to a suburban area to take the test and he passed. compared to the city where he had failed before.

Good night.

>>72231789
>>basically everything that is popculture nowdays comes from the west coast
shitty meme Tbh

>>72231921
>He failed 5 times
People always tell me the driving test in the US would be piss easy, how can you fail it 5 times?

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>>72231825
I'd make many babies with this woman

72231847
>newfag
kill yourself retard

>>72231937
Don't really know I passed the first time. Perhaps performance anxiety

>>72231937

I could imagine itd be hard in a big city with cars every where and SHIT drivers like SF or NYC, but 5 times?

I have no idea

>>72231953
Oakland actually

>>72231951

t. /cum/ newfag

>>72231935
I can't think of a german contribution to pop culture nowdays, besides maybe Rammstein, but they aren't even popular anymore.

>>72231952
>>72231953
True, I ignored that. I've been incredibly nervous when I had to pass the test and one time I failed because of some dumb cunt going 80km/h on the fast lane of the Autobahn and I've been driving faster than her on the right lane.

>>72231989
Renting out a Ferrari and driving it on the Autobahn sounds like a really rad idea. I wonder if such service exists?

>>72231989
commiefornians would like you to believe all music comes from their shithole but it's just not true

pop culture is pretty trash regardless

>>72232015

>commiefornians would like you to believe all music comes from their shithole but it's just not true

nobody thinks this though. Are you confusing us with the people who argue about Biggie and tupac?

I don't post in this general but almost every time I do there's so faggot complaining about california

I haven't drank alcohol since January.

Actually, the last time I drank was on the 2nd day of my current job. I mixed some rum in with my coffee. It could have got me fired, but I held it together well enough.

I haven't since 2015, good job.

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>>72228689
>when your team is bad and they suck

>>72232004
I know that there are places that lend luxury cars for music videos etc. I don't know if you're allowed to race them though. The other thing is that, at least here in NRW, there are constantly traffic jams, or a lot of speed limits because the government hasn't kept the roads intact and now there are some construction sites everywhere. There are still some parts where you can go fast, but my advice is to drive in the night if you really want to go fast, because there's not much traffic there and less police.
Some of my friends rent a car on the Nürburgring and raced it there, it costs a lot of money though iirc.

>>72231989
Germany has had no culture since you lost a war, communists took over half of your country and the US castrated the other half. Germans are self hating as all hell and fear anything vaguely patriotic or "german" worse than death thanks to amerijews brainwashing you all backwards. At least now some kids are growing up to be /pol/aks instead of trying to emulate niggers.

>>72232058
>tfw got fired from my highschool grocery job because they thought I was drunk when I was actually just tired and acting goofy

>>72232100
kewl beanz
non neet west america sleeps now, bye

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>tfw you will never drive the autobahn

>captcha is semitrucks

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I want toprotect this smile.

>>72232103
We have some culture left, but it's degenerated. These events are basically simply excuses to whore around, get wasted etc.
We preserved a few things, but it's not that relevant anymore on a global stage.

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>>72232203

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>>72232234
There's nothing gay about loving Griffith.