/brit/

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cara

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SARA FUCK OFF

gooning

cara is gross dude

do you actually fucking MIND

>>72223213
right thats it
meet me outside manchester piccadilly in half an hour, i'l open up your face you yank shite

>>72223283
fantastic post

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aisha > sara > she who shall not be named, 2bh

>>72223240
friggin awesome post dude

*gayposts*

>>72223294
VERY good memeball

You are a: Communist Pro-Government Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -83%
Liberalism score: 67%

I'm definitely not a Communist but I do have my sympathies

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Timothy Byrne.

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>Students that come out of uni and take a gap year abroad are on the whole, total cunts

>I love writing creatively/poetically more than anything else but I lack any self-confidence and it's crippling really

i can't find the post this quoted but it reminds me how when I was a kid I could just write and draw all the time with no worry.
now I'm too self conscious and it utterly saps my will to work

when you can just write and have it flow it becomes so much easier and sounds more natural than stressing over every phrase.

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>>72223313
PAY

If communists were normal looking friendly people they'd be in much better shape

As it stands they are shabbos goyim, tattooed, hair dyed, SJW freaks

>>72223340
fake news

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>>72223313

>>72223323
>dude
FOY

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>>72223371
"no"

>>72223348
I posted that, but I was just fedoraposting Sara.

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Tier List:

-God Tier:
>Catholicism

-Bro Tier:
>Eastern Orthodox
>Coptic

-Heretic Tier:
>Anglican
>Protestant

-Interesting Heathen Tier:
>Graeco-Roman paganism

-Bad Tier:
>Islam
>Hinduism
>Buddhism

>>72223347
literally me soon, because I have no real direction in my life

at least I'll have a job abroad

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Going to pub trivia in a but lads

>>72223355
>>72223372
Squealing

>>72223347
not him but explain to me why this is a good idea? wouldn't you just look like a lazy fuck? shouldn't you be looking for graduate schemes/job?

t. 2nd year

>>72223384
hello nigger

>>72223381
>falling for the jew on a stick meme

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>>72223381
>Popery

Nice try King Charlie

>>72223381
Islam is better than Christianity

>>72223418
'sheed

>>72223381
>>Catholicism
ah yes the religion of institutionalised noncing of course at least you got Islam in the right place

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>>72223313
PIGGIE

>>72223413
oliver cromwell a gud boi

>>72223418
hello omar sayeed

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>>72223405
chat shit about dat guy welbz again and see where it lands you m8

>>72223433
fantastic post

>>72223435
>>72223413
>>72223372
>>72223355
is this a new meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps

me n the lads

>>72223399
i agree with you, but that wasn't her line of argument. just a few posts beforehand she said she hasn't attended a 9am lecture in 3 fucking months.

>>72223433
don't get this one

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>>72223381
good post

>>72223381
have you ever read the work of ignatius loyola?
he founded the Jesuits and wrote extensively on "mysticism" and meditation after an incident while fighting the prodestants

>>72223471
>gif
fuck off

>>72223502
hello fucking nigger

>>72223488
Hello you complete newshitter

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>>72223433
>sat out of every military engagement since 1848

definition of a non-country

I WENT TO THE DANGER ZONE

>>72223488
>new
FONF (fuck off newfag)

>>72223488
>meme
hello newfag/runt

dumb amerimonkeys

>>72223432
>>72223446
no
i just recognise it's a stronger religion

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Cute!

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>>72223488
it's been a meme for a good while m8

>>72223520
thought you were talking about america for a moment ha ha

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OI

>>72223529
>>72223515
>>72223534
fuck off, i'm not new i've been posting here since christmas

If you don't know who Zoey, delumo, brum, craven, etc are then you are a complete newshitter that should be banned

Only reason I tolerate Lisicki and the likes is because they've been here 3+ years

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>hello fucking nigger

Actually from High Wycombe. I have some acting/extra experience, and seek to gain some more and broaden my horizons. I like to try and keep reasonably fit by walking a lot. I enjoy playing and learning the Piano and Guitar, previously sporty persuits e.g Golf, Skiing.

>>72223555
I'm laughing but that lad's probably deadly as fuck.

>>72223569
>brum
he posted his face the other day and literally noone but me noticed. Sad!

>>72223569
literally been here since the bogdanoff meme

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>>72223413
AND SCOTLAND HASNAE GOT A KING AND SHE HUSNAE GOT A QUEEN~~

HOW CAN THAIR BE A SACAINT LIZ WHEN THE FIRST YINS NEVER BEEEEEN

does rosie have a hapsburg lip?

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hm

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the gf innit

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>If you don't know who Zoey, delumo, brum, craven, etc are then you are a complete newshitter that should be banned

>Only reason I tolerate Lisicki and the likes is because they've been here 3+ years

>>72223381
Indian faiths should be higher

also Jainism should be mentioned

smoking a vape

going to bed

night lads x

>>72223590
fuck off he did. find it in the archives for me NOW

>>72223601
conclusive proof that god hates poor people

>>72223555
How much do they get payed for that?

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/brit/ has such inferior waifus when compared to /eire/ it's not even funny t b h lads

Step up your game

>>72223603
awful, awful voice desu

you will always be an ugly amerifat with no friends irl

>>72223636
he immediately deleted it i swear

>>72223471
Kill him lad!

>>72223232
You here lad?

Not a big fan of clover

Prefer just using chrome

>>72223646
Why doesn't she wipe her nose before the photo?

Oh wait, that's not snot. It's worse.

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Sara Sampaio is my wife

how do i save an entire album of pics from facebook
need all tims photos for reasons

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mhairi

I unironically with /brit/ was set up with a microphone just for me so that when I talk into it all of you can hear me whether you muted your computer or not so I can scream "hello nigger" at you blackies posting nigger rap and black nigger reaction images

>>72223678
Yes.

Tell me about the publicly available (but occasioanlly very private) areas of Iceland.

>>72223667
i need proof

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me

>>72223678
yeah

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>>72223658
excuse me mate don't talk to my gf like that

>>72223646
ugly

aisha would heem her

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>>72223686
It's removable, fuckboi, unlike your virginity

>>72223695
lel

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>>72223646
My waifu is better.

>>72223697
dumb amerimonkey

i bet you have no one to talk to irl

>>72223695
>she's 22 years old
SCREECHING

>>72223697
And I wish you'd died at birth. You can't get everything you want.

>>72223697
are you kotyank

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all 3 have abhorrent personalities, the only difference is rosy has a cracking tits and arse

the shaggers choice desu

>>72223712
is the archive fucked? last week or the week before is not on there?

>>72222776
no that'd be weird for both of us

and I'll probably get done for stalking since she's a woman and I'm a man
(and /brit/ posts images of her and I've been on her twitter occasionally to laugh at her silly tweets)

(sorry for the late reply)

>>72223704
mhmh
outdoor locker rooms in swimming pools
the bathroom of our school
my garage

>>72223740
no, but I am many other /brit/ yank personalities

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>>72223753
unironically find her extremely attractive desu, i like a girl with a big honker

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>>72223753
>tattooed slags

Not even once, Ahmed. Get some class

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>>72223727

>>72223772
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>72223775
hope you're not football yank
may have to cut all ties

>>72223782
awful waifu, looks like a boring twat

>>72223232

Is Sunday night /brit/posting the best of int

>>72223786
I said I'm sorry

I went to make butties and I got distracted

>>72223783
i cannot FATHOM the state of the person who created this

>>72223773
Can you talk to your dad about getting some personal time with her? Garage seems like best bet but it's not very romantic. Although...

She calls you "daddy?" She might like the manly garage situation if you play it right.

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that's the choon that was playing when i stepped in
man better move if they see me with my bredrins

Can't stop listening to alt right song parodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LsVlSVe0Q

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>>72223824
the worst

>>72223835
pic

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me on the left

FUCK just realised i've got a 250 word essay in for next week and i've not even started it

>>72223835
Ah yes, the judicial use of capslock.

Somebody is mad.

>>72223852
Thumbnail made me smile. Not clicking it though.

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>>72223821
>educated
>bilingual
>naturally beautiful and feminine
>superb fashion sense
>a demoness in the sheets
>can track and hunt

You're not even close to being in her league, pal. Jog on

>>72223850
link

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私を殺して

extra in Todd Margret, TV for C4, doctor
- extra in film 'Austenland', musician, period dress
- extra in TV production 'Broken Window', cameraman
- extra in Iron Lady feature film - conservative & Labour MP (Feb 2011)
-Extra in Lead Baloon tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC - camera man, then delivery man in cafe (October 2010)
- extra in Phone Shop tv prog. for Talkback Thames - dog mascot (Aug 10)
- Extra in Channel4 comedy 'the increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' (played: soldier, businessman and man in street) - May 2010.
- Registered for VMA Models and Talent agency, and submitted for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (Feb 2010)
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)
- Featured extra in a short film/music video for Mawaan videos - Kisschase 'Six Months to Live' (Dec 09). I played a commuter on a park bench looking at a Laptop, including close-up scene (showreel to follow).
- Extra on Film "Swinging with the Finkels" - golfer at a Golf range (Sept 09)
- Extra on Feature Film "Will's Diaries" (Aug 09) - Journalist at a press conference

I can run a 5 minute mile now

Could run CIRCLES around all of you

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gf just sent me this

>>72223844
her dad hates me
I thimk

>>72223893
looks like a bloke dressed up as a nun tbf

>>72223928
I can run a 5 minute mile in 4 minutes

>>72223928
i'm not allowed to run because of heart problems

>>72223892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzooNbDoh4

>>72223936
Peng

>>72223893
you missed the ginger part you fucking bellend
>>72223901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j89q4z80XCA
2:10

>>72223964
hello nigger

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loads of commie girls on twitter are posting their tits for no apparent reason. quite decent viewing.

this is an urban music general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP93Mo7GpS8

>>72223970
ENCORE UNE FOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72224016
Link then numbnuts?

(((Urban)))

When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy

>>72223937
I meant your dad, or your mum, where do you live? Also, what are your intentions towards this woman? You might want to get good with her dad if it's going long term.

But I keep thinking outdoor isn't as hopeless as you think. Maybe Iceland is crazy cold this time of year but there are sleeping bags that are very warm, especially with two people inside.

>>72224028
hello nigger

>>72224050
me on the left

>>72224050
Wish I hadn't clicked.

only date white girls 2bh lads

>>72224050
wow i would def be so sore haha

i've been in the studio
i'm just smoking my joint
lemon ammy and a bit of baccy's what i need to prove my point

might go for a night swim

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Ahh yes.
Very impressive.

black willies look silly

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me

>>72224065
mhm my mom is going to tene next Wednesday and my dad is working a lot
my brother is probably going to be in Dalvík next friday trying to fix my friends car

>>72224109
>everything is nazism

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>>72224102
pacific/atlantic or the arctic la?

>>72224051
>three days to thaw him out for the autopsy
BRAVO MARTY

>>72224126
At least you won the race

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>go to Ireland to find a waifu
>attend one of the daily lolita teaparties being held across the nation's capital
>spoilt for choice, all wife material
>marry soon after and have 3-5 children all raised within a traditional Catholic household

>go to the UK to find a waifu
>can't even tell who I'd like the most because all the women are wearing hijabs
>get machete murdered an hour later

>>>/hr/1514977

>>>/hr/1514977

>>>/hr/1514977

we're in here lads

>>72223552
always thought that was a David Cameron mask

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>>72224126
guffawing

>>72224133
Sounds like you could have the house to yourself for a day.

just ran a 4 minute 59 second mile

Watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEw0RIaYrtE

At 1 hour 5 minutes it says Hitler decided all Germans should own a car so the Volkswagen was made.

HITLER! What a guy!

>>72222222
Claimant: /brit/
Get: Sara the commieslag

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71110861/#71111111
Claimant: /Norgetråden/
Get: Anna from Frozen

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69988986/#70000000
Claimant: /nederdraad/
Get: Mio from K-On

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69998232/#69999999
Claimant: /flag/tism
Get: "Birds are VERY important."

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68887024/#68888888
Claimant: Sverigetråden
Get: "Åt helvete med allt." ("To hell with everything.")

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/67775741/#67777777
Claimant: /deutsche/
Get: "fick hafer und fick das hahnreich" (something about fucking oats?)

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/66665132/#66666666
Claimant: /brit/
Get: fedoraposted himself

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/65552294/#65555555
Claimant: /balt/+/ausnz/
Get: "Some Lithuania-tier entertainment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI"

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/64441922/#64444444
Claimant: A Peruvian in a thread about Eritrea
Get: ">>64444444"

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/63323235/#63333333
Claimant: An American in a thread about the get
Get: "Ruining a get"

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/62213152/#62222222
Claimant: /fr/
Get: "ISLAM HORS D'EUROPE
ISLAM OUT OF EUROPE"

>>72224126
Plonker

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>>72224195

>>72224207
Get a fucking grip.

https://youtu.be/ue5S-npQFCU?t=1451

>be irish
>have your culture replaced with english culture
>m-muh """Sláinte"""

>>72224146
Florida
but in the pool

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>>72224152
HEIL JOSIE
E
I
L

>>72224207
unironically a very good post
nice work
keep going back

>>72224194
hope so

Is Band of Brothers worth downloading lads? It's from 2001 is it dated or still good?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>72224152
>irish genetics

>>72224279
it's goat

>>72224207
feel like >>11111111 and >>22222222 were yesterday

>>72224207
quite nicely spread out across all the generals
we're the only one with 2 though, keep going

>>72224279
yea its good
the age helps it since its not 100% cgi or full of nonsense

This was my post
>>>/his/53

AMA

>>72224319
>>72224335
Sound I'll give it the ol' tow rant if ya know what I mean ahha

(i mean torrent)

>>72222222

youtube dot com slash TIM WESTWOOD TEE VEE

>>72224194
prolly the nicest convo I have ever had in /brit/

nice twos

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/pol/ is a normie board

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>>72224335
>the age helps it since its not 100% cgi or full of nonsense
tfw cgi has ruined cinema

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic virgin

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>So anon, I heard you Penis is only 5 inches

>tfw 6'8 and built like mash potatoes

>>72224391
Me too.

Best of luck with your lady friend. And lets try to continue making /brit/ a decent place for good lads like you and me.

>>72224436
your tits ain't everything either love x

mine is cut

>>72224415
its not that I think CGI always looks bad
but using too much CGI takes away authentic reactions of the actors from the film.

CGI is best for "touchups" basically smoothing everything out and making it look more real

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>tfw 30ft by 12ft and built like a midsized frozen food retailer

>>72224465
Sorry to hear that.

>>72224436
Some boys are bigger than others

>>72224482
cgi has made directors lazy and lazy directors ruin films

there's no passion in filmmaking anymore, at least not in hollywood

Ah yes, cue the 40000 LE DRUMPF comedians

thanks goldwitz !

>>72224436
>all that makeup and still has moon crater tier undereye hollows

>>72224482
One thing that is really great about old films is how everything is real, I watched Cleopatra (which is boring) and it has loads of big impressive sets which are even more impressive because you know they're all real.

It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.

:-(

>>72224520
>what is lighting

>>72224456
yep
tempting to call anybody an autistic loser that calls me anything bad tho 2bh

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>when an ethiopian responds to your post

>>72224493
>hear that mum's gone to iceland
>turns out she's finding alternative sex partners on an icelandic singles forum

>>72224436
no actually it's 6.1 and that is well above average. if you dont agree i knwo you're a slut

Pon-pon-way-way-way
Pon-pon-way-pon-way-pon-pon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

>>72224552
look how oppresed they are, while privileged men died in germany or korea

>>72224551
spotty tosser

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>>72224597

>>72224569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzt3uNEVxU

>>72224569
bad but also good post

>>72224436
you heard wrong
*unzips dick*

*strolls confidently into the thread*
hahahaha alri lads!!!!!!
*winks at a girl across the room*
corrrrrr wouldn't mind a bit of THAT haha
*sits in the corner nursing a pint and playing on phone*

>bullying me

Nah, not a fan

>>72224551
That's pretty much the way on the internet. Every now and then, a bit of humanity shines through. I like it when this happens.

I'm drunk. Let's have some Elvis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mfd4E7kpvc

>>72224611
i wasn't pretending

>>72224569
terrible post

>>72224613
excellent post

chicANO

I'll fuck him in his ass. I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass. Fuckin' trying to break up my party.

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Band of brothers will be finished downloading in 37 minutes lads

>mfw i am not australian

when my mates get around 60-120 likes on their facebook pics and I get 11, it really makes me reevaluate my inflated sense of status and worth

>>72224634
>drunk
>monday tomorrow
Explain lad
2bh only that was stopping from drinking was that I only have 3 small beers

lad if I'm 5ft11.5-75 can I say I'm 6ft
thanks xx

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Muuuwwaaa

>>72224633
told you, the novetly's worn off
time's up, i've seen many JFs like you come through and have your two weeks of fame but you always fuck off in the end

>>72224648
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd2pSLFjOas

slutties

>>72224692
yes

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the gf

>>72224685
nah, girls usually bring tape measures on first dates

the leaf's girlfriend is a dog

Having a think over whether I should bring my fleshlight with me on holiday lads

>>72224709
EXTERMINATE ALL PUGS

EXECUTE ALL PUG OWNERS

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>>72224721
i-it's not for a date I don't think that will ever happen

>>72224671
I got 85 likes on my last profile pic 2bh

>>72224728
bit of a rude thing to call your mum x

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the gf

>>72224748
WTF I LOVE CANADA NOW MEXICO BTFO

the leaf made a shit joke

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who else here /sociallyadeptbutemotionallydetached/?
honestly wonder if anything I do is genuine

>>72224741
dude you're a fucking white male..

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>>72224731

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>>72224748

>>72224741
sympathy likes

>>72224776
Stop watching porn

We need a random board with flags and yanks, leafs and mexicans not allowed to post

feel like most of the passionately left-wing girls I know are either unattractive or have mental disorders and conditions

Not to say passionately right-wing girls are attractive either, they're usually fat dumb chavs.

Best looking and sanest girls are probably apolitical, Tories, LibDems and radical centrists

>>72224800
>We

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>>72224482
Maybe its because I don't watch tv at home

but I've noticed a trend with the commercials here

there are a lot of variations on this same basic theme

basically it starts with a problem, and the man is either active in trying to solve said problem, or is prevented from addressing the problem by the woman.

the woman in this case either shows up the stupid man in his futile attempts to solve said problem, or utterly cuts him off with her "one touch" easy solution using some sort of smartphone or tablet whereby the solution is magically delivered by same professional mindlessly smiling manservant

the women is vindicated for her quick fix while the man is left looking stupid and almost primitive

this scenario is very common and variations of this are shown over and over

I find this very strange
just though't I'd highlight it

>>72224819
>Wuz

WUZ

no you wuznt

>It's a 'girl messages me only to say gtg ten minutes later' episode

Bloody Sunday was the best day of my life

>>72224809
don't think a girl would ever describe themselves as a radical centrist 2bh

would be wife material though

>>72224861
Prefer 9/11 myself, was well funny.

>>72224523
I agree
it allows more authenticity in acting as well

what bothers me much more is the utter replacement of traditional western animation by CGI

the entire art is dead, which is sad because I'm a big fan of quality animation, especially when not aimed at children directly.

>>72224825
foy

POTATO FARMERS

The 9th of November 2001 was the best day of my life

>>72224873
'sheed detector is off the charts with this post

What sort of poster is a rorkesheed?

Three small onions. That's all I did.

>>72224633
were you able to dig your parents out of that landslide?

i like ethiopia

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>9/10 face
>flat-chested

>>72224924
typically a radical centrist

pugs are fucking disgusting

potato bread is good

>>72224786
>>72224779
True

>>72224791
what? where did you get that from. I am suave manipulator and ladies man

>>72224924
being against mass immigration but agreeing with some of the fundamentals of islam like a womans role is in the house bringing up children

>>72224951
no

>>72224672
I could fob you off with "bank holiday" or some shit but the fact is I'm a NEET. My life is basically constantly doing what I want, when I want. I'm not saying it's right, or what I would recommend, and I probably would be happier if I found a way to function in society but I'm terrified of going outside.

I used to be a musician, playing on stage with no fear. Now I'm afraid to go outside because of social anxiety. Because I took meds that made me have schizophrenic hallucinations, I'm on disability money that could go on indefinitely.

It's not what I dreamed of, but here I am. Working towards a productive future is harder for me than for most, but I do try to fix myself.

>>72224965
rorkesheed

>>72224948
nothing turns me off more than a flat chest
can't even get aroused

also small tits =/= flat chest

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>solid 9/10
>crippling mental problems

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just lost a bid to a fucking dollar

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all aboard the normie line

Gonna batter the first fuckin leaf I see

Listen, I ain't gonna get fucked like Gribbs, understand? Gribbs is 70 years old, and the fuckin' guy's gonna die in prison. I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 20 years just for saying "hello" to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk. I don't need that. Ain't gonna happen to me, you understand?

>>72224975
Are you making changes to help yourself?

kot

>>72224975
REALLY don't like you
hate the way you've phrased this
bellend

>>72225026
wtf
i'm a cruz missile now

Rasheed: Sadiq Khan
Rorkesheed: Anjem Choudary
Bizarro Rasheed: Maajid Nawaz
Bizarro Rorkesheed: Raheem Kassam
Radical Centristsheed: Amer Hussain

>>72224962
Sounds pragmatic

Need a piss.

Watch my drink.

>>72225052
SAdiq khan isn't a rasheed

He's said hes agnostic, he supports gays, transgenders and other shite

He supports nightclubs and that

hey i told you that i like ethiopia

how does captcha expect me to click 16 tiles ever time I want to make a post?

>>72224975
Shit

>>72225052
amer is a (bizzaro?) rorkesheed
sadiq is a radical centristsheed

>>72224776
just about everyone is pretending to a point
some are just more aware of it than others

Where is fatcam?

>>72225117
alri

>>72225077
yeah, fundamentalist Muslims are rorkesheeds

Run of the mill rasheeds are just pakis that complain about white people, want mass immigration and multiculturalism, says not all Muslims are terrorists, says Islam is peace

/brit/ is for anglosphere ONLY

why is there a mexican, an icelander, and a puerto rican here?

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Ah yes

nice numbers

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>>72223551
>72222222
>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222>72222222

>>72225144
iceland is rightful british clay

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>assad put solar panels everywhere

haha

>>72225170
>>72222222

>>72225144
would rather have them than you

>>72224671
>>72224741
>>72224786
>letting jewbook control you
>>72224689
it's called having a life my man
many JFs come and go simply because they have other things to do
we won't be here all day every day at all hours
>>72225144
stop pretending you're liked here foy

>>72225144
icelanders are more british than yanks

didn't know that syria had more hospitals than America