Classic /cum/ edition
firsti for finland
>>72216180
I love doctor Savage
>>72216195
nice
What a ______ thread.
whats the deal with every cfnm video being party themed
fuck that
>>72216180
>shit edition
Any mexicans or chicANOS here who can tell me what the perfect recipe for guacomole is?
Mine always turn out gross tasting
African American music?
>>72216287
cara poser
>cfnm
sup dudes
it should be /cuu/
Canada
United states of America
United states of Mexico
>>72216380
Good post
>>72216321
>Buy some avacadoes
>throw them in the trash
>make something else
>>72216323
Influenced by slavery?
Courage?
>>72216180
What do, fellers.
>>72216419
It's Estados Unidos Mexicanos
>>72216419
Is Mexican United States dumb cannuck.
>>72216470
W-why would you bring that up Canada???
Dysfunctional member
of the AlKoholiK family....XZIBIT
gf just sent me this
> try to do low salt diet
> find out everything has so much fucking salt in it
Why do people do this. I'm limited to fresh meats, rice, fruits and veggies.
/dixie/ secession from this general when?
>>72216597
It's almost like you can't eat premade garbage like the globalist toe sucking scum you are
have some yogurt and cereal, kid
Fuck Minnesota and Fuck black people and trump
>>72216542
A post designed to illicit responses?
>>72216434
So they taste shit no matter what? Vegans have it so hard
>>72216530
>>72216520
wtf?!?!?!?!
DON'T BE MEAN
>>72216597
Just put a shit ton of pepper on everything you make, it offsets the effects of the salt.
>>72216658
>cereal
>576mg of sodium per 100 grams of Cheerios
ISHYGDDT
>>72216658
> premade garbage
Well obviously, I'm not changing my diet back to the way it was, but it shocked me how much salt is in goddamn everything.
Feeling much healthier now though eating a semi organic/fresh diet.
>>72216321
>limes
>serranos
>onions
>tomatoes
>cilantro
>salt
>pepper
>>72216750
Are they deliberately putting salt in everything in such high amounts so people die younger? I don't get it.
>2000 word report due last week
might get started after dinner
i wish i still lived with my parents
>>72216875
*Has sex with you so you won't finish your homework*
>>72216863
>732mg of sodium per 100 grams of Wheaties
I think it is mostly a preservative.
I wish I had small cute dick
>>72216969
High salt diets are bad for your heart long term though. It's a shitty preservative. I try to each as many fresh foods as possible and keep my sodium intake below 1500mg/day
reminder that culver's shits all over in 'n' out
>>72217011
Sorry but a low salt diet is actually more harmful than a high salt diet...healthy intake is between 3,000 mg - 6,000 mg
>>72216862
I did that but they turned out a shit. I'll try it one more time
Fuck Europeans
>>72217031
This
whats stopping me from lying about my gpa on resumes? Do employers even check?
did my first poo in like a week
>>72217168
fix your pipes mon i shit daily
>>72217110
Nice try bicycle Jew. I can read Health Canada's recommendations just fine.
>>72217168
Anon...
>>72217197
http://www.saltinstitute.org/news-articles/the-dangers-of-a-low-salt-diet/
Just eat normal and clean. Why do people have to be on strange diets?
>>72217191
>>72217218
thats what happens when you don't eat i guess
>>72217168
where is pooman when you need him?
>girl told me she is doing a no-fap
lolwut
god my asshole is sore
>>72217143
sometimes
HR at my company used some third party for a background check that included degrees, I looked into them and it turns out they could check for GPA if HR asked them to. They didn't though since I'm still a student.
But honestly GPA on a resume is a meme
relevant work experience >> degrees >> certs >>>>>> GPA
>>72217277
>salt institute
>>72217110
Use milk.
>>72217313
Pics?
:^)-<--<
>>72217300
send her my way
>>72217300
Why does it make you ponder?>>72217328
https://authoritynutrition.com/6-dangers-of-sodium-restriction/
I linked it because they summarized everything perfectly. But do what you want its your body.
>>72217329
Why milk? Creamier?
Just fucked a white girl
>>72217480
>tfw only ever fucked white women
Almost had a Mexican hunny...almost...
just shot a non white
>>72217346
I'm not a twink
#masc4masc
>>72217168
wow. good boy!
>>72217520
Are you also. African American
>>72217551
Doesn't matter post your asshole
Opinion of surgically enhanced buttocks?
>>72217584
I'm white asshole
>>72217621
Oh, Ummm me too
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>72217667
>t. Black Wisconsinite
>Chinese boys in all areas of the United States suffer, almost no place is dominant. In this regard, Chinese girls are more popular with white boys, but the Chinese boys are not welcome. A survey shows that Chinese boys in the United States to have a harder time to find partners than white boys, black boys , And even Latin American boys much more). So the son of the Chinese parents must be aware that the son is brought to the United States is to allow future generations to lose them as boys should have the dignity and status. There is great damage on the ABC boy's self-esteem in the future .
>>72217614
Pathetic
>>72217675
try asking nicely
>>72217614
degenerate
>>72217614
disgusting
>HWNDU is down
Season 4 when
Feel like copulating with the opposite sex
>>72217712
Wait how did you know?!?!
>>72217716
Chinese boys are very cute! Women have shit taste
>>72217723
do people look at you weird when you do shit like that?
My mom think i'm gay
i'm gonna drink myself to death
>>72217824
Shit like...?_?
>>72217848
Are you gay?
>>72217862
posing periwinkle
>>72217820
>Wait how did you know?!?!
You post the same shit every time.
>>72217614
Gross, fake tits and ass are bleh. Give me natty erry day.
I'm in love with my body, I could look at myself in the mirror all day and still be rock hard
Anyone else feel this way?
>>72217887
How should I know?
>Injuns still impressed by mirrors
>>72217929
Hmm, you're right I do.
>>72217948
I hate everything about the way I look
>>72217988
Do you like cocks
>>72217848
My mom keeps asking about my friends in college. I don't have the heart to tell her I basically live in my dorm
>>72217848
my mom used to think that too
just start making inappropriate comments about women around her
>>72217817
Her nipples would chafe if she worked like that. Also she isn't sweating at all. I have a sneaking suspicion this photo is staged
tfw no egyptian gf
>>72217848
>>72218037
>>72218052
>Amerilonelies
where can i get a periwinkle
>>72218025
K-kinda... yeah
But i'm not GAY. just fembois
>>72217948
lookin juicy
>>72218025
>I hate everything about the way I look
Are you really this messed up?
>>72218103
Hmmm, well would you like to suck a cute femboy cock?
I've unironically lost 23 pounds since November but I still feel fat
>>72218103
>not gay
>likes cocks
>>72217909
i'm not her? >W< ^W^ *inserts other CIA emoticons*
But you probably wont believe me that I'm a different egyptian girl. Dont think that they do though, people these days take selfies.
>>72218172
How much do you weigh now? And how tall are you?
hehe
>>72218091
If you come across one in the wilderness and you're swift enough, try to catch it.
>>72218189
194lb (88kg) /6'2"
>>72218135
What do you mean?
just had a cheeky fap
>>72218184
queen of shitposting
>>72218213
Nah, there's only one periwinkle.
>>72218091
Here actually: http://m.ebay.com/itm/361811998728?_mwBanner=1
^W^ your welcome!!!!!
>>72217909
All the periwinkle pictures are stolen from some weirdos blog
>>72218244
>self-hating dindu
>pretends to be chinese cartoon girl online
>gay
>>72218160
not suck but play with. But that wouldn't even make me gay. You go so long watching sex in porn, in hentai, and you still have no idea what it FEELS like, you start to get the notion that any kind of sexual situation with ANYONE would excite you. I'm positive that's why there are so many confused people here. If sex was abundant I would choose women but in this lonesome world a (cute) man could entice me.
>>72218315
>spreading rumors about her toy
S m h. Lying is haram.
>>72218281
Lol thnx
>>72218325
I'm not gay!1
sup fags
>>72218363
What is your opinion on gaza children?
>>72218172
Obesity is a sign of prosperity. You should feel patriotism over your rolls.
>>72218315
how embarassing
This thread is so shit right now that I'm going to post in the redneck general despite being from Vermont
>>72218417
>>72218374
>wants bf, talks about dick and cute men
>not gay
Funny how you didn't deny the other two
>>72218404
Palestinians? Why do you ask?
>>72218227
Not bad at all. Unless you have no muscle mass.
Post your height and weight
210Ibs 6'0 here
>>72218375
dude.. Let's get out of here this place sucks
5'10 205 lbs ( strongfat mode )
>>72218172
Look into DNP if you're desperate and stupid enough. It's the fastest and most efficient way to shed fat while conserving muscle.
Then again, if you're desperate enough and have a high BF%, better to stay away. 90 lbs. ago I lied in bed sweaty, disoriented, nauseous, and wondering what the hell I've been doing with my life @ approx.1g of DNP for >1 week.
Just 250mg + diet and exercise would've been fairly safe and effective.
>>72218523
Never mind
>>72218569
5'10, 150lbs
>>72218527
I can count the number of days I've worked out in the last year on one hand. I've found simply not eating to be fairly simple whereas workout routines suck ass and I never keep them. I'm probably just going to lose weight until I no longer disgust myself. Shame
>>72218618
t.fatty
>>72218623
Why though? You from SoCal perhaps you lil annoying snitch? :^) (cant see extra flags right now)
>>72218707
just not an attention whoring fag
KYS tool
p-p-please don't ignore me ;_;
>>72217031
And Waffle House shits on Culvers
>>72218765
what do you want
>>72218579
Agreed, no arguments there
let's go get some cock
>>72218765
>>72218804
>>72218579
Hey girls (male)
You ever been with an African American???
>>72218375
sup lil juicy
>>72218765
sup dood
>>72218850
Uhm, no
>>72218739
Yew but you're fat lol
What movie should I watch
>>72218777
waffle house
you mean nigger fight den?
>>72218865
I just took so much devil's grass I'm actually scared
>>72218933
Oversize Me
>>72218375
i'm fucking pissed
>>72218940
>>72218925
Why don't you come down here to USA bb :)
I'll show u a good time
>>72218940
>Black people
>In a waffle house
Where the fuck are you from? All I see in them are old bikers and southern people.
Going to study in South Carolina during the summer. What should I know about the place, lads?
>>72217110
What kind of flavor are you trying to go for? Spicy? Mild?
Tbh everyone makes it a bit different
>>72219087
it's not one of the original colonies
>>72219087
Both South Carolina and North Carolina are best Carolina in their own special ways :^)
>>72219065
i'm from the north
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lolV8fsaRU
>tfw somebody is pissed off at me and is asking me questions
It's hard not to laugh when someone keeps calling you a idiot
>>72219087
They have a hell of an antebellum history. Also leave as soon as you can
>>72219087
Where at? Matters a lot.
>>72219087
Its the lesser of the two Carolinas by a large margin
>>72219087
Where at?
>>72219300
>>72219266
Clemson University
I watch videos of liberals reacting to Trump being elected EVERY DAY since he won
It has never failed to put a huge smile on my face
>>72219266
>>72219300
University of South Carolina
>>72219350
>I will never know this feel
>>72219350
fuck off
Me. studying before 7pm. this is impossible. how did this happen? what is going on?
Playing online poker, listening to lounge/chill music and drinking green tea.
Does life get any better than this lads?
>>72219335
Nice area, close to Greenville/Spartanburg/Asheville
You can visit the Blue Ridge, hike, etc fairly easily. It's probably considered kind of redneck but you won't have issues.
>>72219350
Post some
Are you going to eat that cherry?
>>72219257
>Someone calls you faggot
>Tfw you realize all it does now is excite you
>>72216287
poo poo
>>72219454
autism
>lads
>>72219241
How unfortunate.
>>72219439
Cheers!
>>72219405
Just be prepared to be hot, Columbia is hot as fuck, humid, and full of concrete to make it feel even hotter.
>>72219405
Nice
It's going to be very hot and humid so be ready, a lot of bugs too
Make sure to visit charleston if you can
>>72219452
https://youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw
https://youtu.be/Ut0TaegQ-kw
https://youtu.be/7mF_az89BzY
https://youtu.be/mgv6QqRW_xg
I love British citizens
> dude
>>72219087
Why are you going to South Carolina? That place is absolutely shit. Come to North Carolina, we got better scenery, food, and people. If you do visit North Carolina I would recommend the following places:
-Charlotte: Biggest city with lots of bars. I would recommend Noda or the Plaza Midwood communities.
-Asheville: Good beer, chilled vibe, and amazing mountain scenery. Great place to hike and camp.There is a massive casino in Cherokee, NC if that's your thing.
-Chapel Hill/Carrboro: Chilled liberal college town with plenty of cafes/bars and a comfy atmosphere. I would recommend Sunrise Biscuit in Chapel Hill, best place for that authentic local biscuit experience.
-Raleigh/Durham: Downtown Durham has a completely revitalized area known as the American Tobacco Historic District. Raleigh is pretty meh but the downtown is worth a visit at least.
-Cape Hatteras/Atlantic Beach/Wilmington: Great beaches and plenty of piers to fish.
my computer fan is sounding funny hope its not fucked :|
i will literally kill myself if it dies
*awoos your path*
>>72217111
>>72218777
checked
>>72219574
>>72219576
Sounds nice. Mostly going to study so probably not gonna have awful lot of time to explore.
>>72219529
So wait, University of SC or Clemson?
You're talking massive differences. Columbia (SC) is hot as fuck, but at least you're close to Charleston which is one of the nicest cities in the US.
>>72219720
>>72219596
I get an almost sexual joy from this.
I don't even care too much for Trump (I like him more than I thought I would originally), but the enemy of my enemy is my best friend. Especially when he bends them to his will.
>>72219622
It's a study visit for Europeans so couldn't choose the spot.
>>72219805
Fair enough, still, it's worth a visit when you're there. The only really interesting part of South Carolina is Charleston, that's about it.
i gotta be honest Canadian PM is quite handsome
>>72219772
University of SC
>>72219865
^^^^Gay^^^^
I identify as Virginian before American
*awoo*
>>72219870
You'll get to encounter southern niggers which are a different breed altogether
Check out this meme I just created guys, I call it gross frog guy
>>72219910
more like a Virgin
>>72219939
Meaning?
>>72219965
OH hahha have an upvote
>>72219910
>t. Robert E. Lee
Sucks your state is going blue pham.
>>72219910
I consider myself a New Hampshirite before American.
Hell I consider myself a New Englander before I consider myself and American.
>>72219972
Think of stereotypical black American and then go even further
They're loud, aggressive, literally cannot speak English properly
>>72220021
umm, leaf, your country is already liberal
>>72220021
We're going to kill everyone that lives in the DC suburbs
>>72220046
Noted. Thanks for the heads up.
Making cracker barrel mac and cheese.
It will be better than kraft dinner shit
It's my 21st birthday, give me your best shitposts
Why don't you weirdos ever respond
>>72220046
I HATE EBONICS MUMBLING NIGGERS
Yee mubba dybba muh fuken crakq ass pitch weres muh walfaer
>>72220184
Hi friend, how are you bettering yourself today?
@72220184
(You)
>>72220166
happy bday my man
r
>>72220060
Wouldn't wish it on anyone else tbqh
just
>>72220166
Nice digits
>>72220166
Jotaro is the sexiest hubsando, he's cool and badass and he goes orra orra
>>72220288
Get out and back to your filtered thread on /mu/ fuck
>>72220087
Just drain the swamp
>>72220297
thanks
what are you supposed to do in gta 5 when you beat the game that isn't online
>>72220326
*fills the swamp again*
*:^)*
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz1DfVZnR3E
>>72220363
Massacre and survive 4-5 star police chases as long as possible
supp guys
>>72220395
bit rude
They came to me with money in their hands tbqh
>>72220363
>>72220443
Are you fags gay for me?
>>72220525
y-y-yeah
Am I doing it right?
>>72220556
y-you too
>>72220430
that is not so fun
My laptop is trash, suggest me games that won't rape it
>>72220664
Arma Cold War assault
/cum/ is now Fist of Flames tribe
>>72220664
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>>72220659
Just play online then, it's the only way to actually play GTA V past the story
/cum/ is now no longer Fist of Flames tribe
>>72220664
pic related
>>72220684
t. fake fist of flames
BF didn't come home until 4am last night and I smelled perfume on him, should I confront him?
>>72220742
Thank god, I wouldn't want to be that faggot
>>72220664
Mount and Blade Warband
>>72220763
>BF
>>72220166
there's no birthday boy without a silly birthday boy hat!
>>72220786
Do you have a problem with that?
how much would it cost to purchase a nuke
>>72220664
Civ V
>>72219087
Look up heat stroke prevention.
>>72220873
bout tree fiddy
Midwest Secession when?
Ontario and Pennsylvania would join us as well.
You white bwoys ain't got nothing on me lol. I'll chop you down like Paul Bunyan. This is what I'm working with EDC! Play with me if you want.
>>72220931
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
NOOOOOOOOOW I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
YOU CAN'T DO THIS
im slowly losing my ability to comprehend whats happening this is not good
>>72220950
How much does that thing weigh, and why would it be used over a uzi
No more hands
I give my love to you.
But you know I've done what I most do.
I've fought the strong
And I did right the wrong
When I change my hands
Into FIST OF FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72220288
Honestly kill yourself.
>>72220950
cute squirt gun nigger
>>72220985
Don't worry mate everything will be okay no matter what happens
>>72220950
Nice extended mag perk muh nigga!
>>72221091
ye ye
extendo in tha .38 special smit an wess we aint playin out here boy
decided not to do my report today.
this is now a desktop thread
Should I join the military buds
Got nothing else going on
>>72219783
Momiji nooo!
So I'm 21 now
Should I buy some comfy beer and drink myself to death?
>>72221186
I didn't even try drinking until I was 22.
It's nothing special.
Banana rum is the shit, though.
>tfw have had a fake id since 18 and turning 21 was really underwhelming because nothing changed for me
:p
>>72221149
Bad decision bud
>>72221215
I've been drinking since I was 17 and I prefer beer
I just wanna know if ending it that way is good, or if i can just escape the bullshit of life
>>72221156
>>72221244
don't care
>>72221277
post trumpcucks getting BTFO
>>72221301
What's got you down in the dumps?
ugly ameriturds
>We live in a multicultural society, other cultures are shock horror different than British culture. Why are people repeatedly shocked by this? Maybe people confuse multicultural with multiracial, no this isn't a multiracial society where various people of colour turn themselves into Brits destroying their own heritage, culture and traditions in the process this is a multicultural society.
What did he mean by this?
>>72221363
I'm not really down in the dumps, just tired of life. It's just monotonous and boring and is too much effort
>go to Trump's twitter
>Click any (any) tweet
>Verified accounts posting 10-11 tweet long rants against him
really weird to look at desu
/cum/ thread
with fist of flames edition
>>72221441
It's beautiful
Amerimonkeys
ameribros
drunk lol
>>72221538
mexicuties
>still salty over my highschool chem teacher
>looked at me dumb when I asked her what smoke was made of and ultimately ignored me
>even though I did great in the class she crushed my hopes for trying to go further into orgo saying "oh thats too hard for you"
>>72221580
When they say don't do it, they're tsunderely saying please prove me wrong.
>>72221580
>being defeated by a woman
lol
New
>>72221611
>>72221611
>>72221611
>>72220166
Happy birthday my nigga
>>72221441
top jej
>>72221674
embarrassing
>>72221688
what the fuck kinda pizza is this
South has seceded from /cum/