Why do Europeans sleep with the lights on?

>>72214546
>sleeping with the lights off and getting gobbled up by the bad and scary monsters
Pff, stupid american.

>>72214546
Wat

>>72214884
Why do Finns sleep with the A/C on?

They don't sleep with shoes on so they need lights to see where they're walking when they get up at night.

>>72214945
Because -20°C is too fucking hot

>>72214884
Why do Finns drum on radiators and bowl at home?

>americans poo inside of small boxes that they subsequently ship to the pentagon for further examination, then recieve them back with either a "good job" card or a "not very good job" card

>>72214826
Why do Italians put butter on their pizza?

>>72215134
>not putting butter on your pizza to make sure it doesn't stick to the pan
you guys are waaay back

>>72214546
So the brown people can't camouflage themselves

>>72215134
Don't the pan pizzas that all the chains are doing now use butter? They sure have a buttery flavor.

Why do Finns drink reindeer piss?

>>72215134
Why do Americans put ketchup on their everything?

>>72215693
The Polish.

>>72215693
Why do Argentinians put Brits on their islands?

>>72216161
Kek.

>>72215693
Why do Argies put Bolivians in their capital?

>>72216367
Why do Chileans put the sea in their land?

>>72217922
Why do Argentinians put helium in their currency?

>>72216161
>their islands
FOY

good thread