Most masculine sounding spanish

bump....I hear people say Colombian is the most alpha accent.

Equatorial Guinea

>>72203280
Mexican with a deep voice. (ie; 0,00000000000001% of mexicans)

>>72203280
chicano spanish

>>72203429
It's because your wife's bull is that?

>>72203478
>The simpsons voice is manly
kek

One that uses "Usted", at least between males. Two males saying "tu" to each other is just gay.

chilean

>>72203280
paisa

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>>72203280

>for English it's American Midwest and English Midlands

>>72203280
i like talking to chileans eventhough sometimes i dont understand some words
but argentinians
jesus fucking christ you guys made a shitty language even shittier

>>72203280
Any country that replaces the s sound with a j sound is automatically disqualified. That leaves Mexican and Colombian. I'm a chicano, but I love the Colombian accent.

>>72203674
tú que pedo pinche vato mamón

>>72203778
Scouse, Geordie, and Cockney are feminine and faggy. In America North East and Southern American are as well.

Platense spanish is literally the only decent sounding spanish

>>72203426
lol no, they sound like they are about to cry

>>72203828
>>72203953
conflicting comments

Also from hearing Reggaeton I think Puerto Rican sounds faggy too.

>>72203953
>Tá shoviendo en la plasha, vistes?

>>72203828

shit taste

>>72204047
boludo

>>72204008
lyl

>>72204008
Ah so biutifel

>>72204047
I still love you bb
>>72203990
to be fair the guy i was talking to did sound like a negro de mierda so it is judgement and he did have the kid rat personality

>>72204113
>argentine
>negro
what did he mean by this?

>>72203280
is either northern mexico or cuban

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>>72204145
the obvious my dear watson

>>72203280
Californian

>>72203526
Unironically this
When it's spoken well though not some faggot with broken spanish and shit English with an accent

>>72204113
>kid rat

That is the fastest way to announce to the hispanic world that you are a teenager

>>72204290
>californian anything
>masculine
You gonna tell me that San Francisco is the most "masculine" homo city?

>>72203280
Castilian Spanish, true descendant of the Latin language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6v-bUY_wS8

>>72204308
Most latinos look like rats though. Ted Cruz and Luis Suarez for example.

>>72203970
That's mexican with their whining. Literally worse than Chilean
Oraleeeee guay como andaaaaaa que pasoooo uns cheeelaaa

>>72204379
lisp

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>UK
Geordie

>>72204399
kek bringing out memes from tv shows, you're just buthurted towards mexicans

>>72204308
the majority of the hispanic internet is nothing but kids and teenagers though baka sama

>>72204515
faggot as fuck. I watched the movie Goal! mate.

Isnt Chicano accent very nasal? I always thought the nasality of Texan accent was a Mexican influence, like Rodeos or Cowboys.

Chile

>>72204591
snorting coke.

>>72204688

Chileans speak in a very high pitch.

>>72204688
this. so alpha no other spanish speakers understand it because they are cucks.

>>72204591
Its not nasal. You're thinking of mexican accent which is what many chicanos have. But there's a general chicano accent where you lose accents (when I say chicano I mean the /int/ definition of any latam central and south not just mexico) and its neutral and very serious sounding

>>72204399
Read that while whining and nasal thats what mexicans sound like

>>72203280
I don't know but, for me the only latino accent that doesn't sound disgusting is the Argentinian. Maybe I would go for Ecuatorial Guinea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg887U8dViA

>>72204981
Why are Spaniards choosing Equiturial Guinea? Are you cucks who want Maria to fuck a bull?

>>72204981
I forgot, cuban doesn't sound disgusting too

I like venezuelan, it's less shitty colombian

>>72205093

Ecuatorial Guinea was their last colony and they speak pretty much like Spaniards, with Vosotros and the "th" pronounciation of Z Ce Ci
Also, black have deep voices

>>72205148
I like Chilean and the way the pronounce "e", closer to "i"

>>72205093
because it's true, spanish froma Spain sounds too snob in north or yokel in south

>>72205264
>Northern
>Snob
Que la mitad superior de España sea la única región del mundo capaz de pronunciar la "c" correctamente me asombra

>>72205189
>blacks have deep voices
the ones in the Americas (brazil and the US) have really kid like voices that never went through puberty. Faggots blasting reggaeton in their shitty ricecookers play Ozuna and he sounds like his balls never dropped.

>>72203953
>che boludo voss que sabess que sha shegaron flo con facu con unas fbirras

>>72204688
dude , we speak too fast.

to be very honest the colombian acent is ok , and so hot in girls.

Venezuelan
Californian
Salvadorian if not too rural
Central Spain
Cuban if they don't speak too fast or loud

The best

>>72205342

there are always exceptions, but I am sure blacks tend to have have deeper voices everywhere.

Also, singers like Prince sang in falsetto, their real normal voice was low, the same goes for many reggaeton singers.

>>72204981
The woman sounds slightly northern but vocalizes like a retard. The guy doesn't sound remotely mexican. How can you fuck that up so bad

>>72205588
>cali
>masculine

>>72205598
Mike Tyson sounds real masculine huh. The deep voice is really common among Africans. The blacks in the US got their english from Southern whites which is already a strike against them because Southerners sound like homos especially ones from Appalachia.

Obviously castillian Castillian is objectively the best Spanish. Pure and robust accent for hardworking and industrious warrior like people.

>>72205713
>ElCidFeels
>CASTILLA.txt

>>72205713
>spain
>work
Even when jobs existed you guys took siesta half the time.

>>72205751
Funnily enough, I've never had a siesta

>>72205713
Aragon Spanish is nice

In Argentina Duckman was very popular in the mid 90s when it had Miami Cuban dubbing, and when it was shown again in the 2000s with neutral Mexican dubbing everybody missed the Cuban voice. Unfortunately its impossible to get those episodes anywhere unless someone has the VCRs in their attic.

This are some scenes of Cuban Duckman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMWC1QgglaI

>>72205802
*gf

>>72204431
>An """anglo""" talking about lisps

CHI

>>72205751
Castillians outperformed Finnish in the PISA report with 1/5 of the expenditure per capita. If the rest of Spain is full of lazy and dumb bastards is not our fault

They speak the best Spanish in Barcelona

>>72205856
Most spanish speakers here aren't even Mexican so your chicano meme jizzing is retarded.

>>72205873
Last I heard was that Catalonia was the largest part of your economy.

>>72205890
Catalan accent is pretty disgusting desu

>>72205954
The had the same GDP as Madrid with 1 million more people. And Madrid is just one province of Castile.

>>72205958
As an outsider with a pretty low grasp on understanding spoken Spanish I've found their accents to be the most pleasing 2bh

>>72203280
HBO knew it was Uruguayan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXcaMr-x-XE

>>72205958
but pretty clear, and easy to understand for anglophons, it said my english teacher

>>72205905
English has the same "th" sound as castillian spanish. An anglo saying that our language has a lisp is basically insulting their own language, Paco.

>>72205905
>Muh """"lisp""""
>English has a """"lisp""""
You are obviously a dumb as fuck tiraflechas. And chances are that youbare a chicano

>>72203674
This man knows, 'tu' is for turbofaggots

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RAE

>>72206055
Yeah but English uses it where it should be used, with "th". Not with "c" and "z" which should have different sounds. Lispy spics

>>72206046
I don't know. But it is pretty annoying. It is too nassal

>>72206130
Our grammar is different Colombian autist

>>72206055
>>72206056
In English we don't make the gay lisp sound when we say words with a soft "c" or an "s" like you guys. You guys are as retarded as Brazilians who say their "d"s like "g"s and "t"s like "ch"s in portuguese.

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>>72206064

>>72206175
what does grammar have to do with this

>>72206028
Literally the same as argentina

>>72206055
>Be fan of Barcelona
>Go to Spain and everyone calls it BarTHelona

>>72206190
>>72206130
>Spelling=Pronunciation
Are you retarded perhaps?
What about languages without western characters, mate.

>>72206263
>Be fan of Barcelona
That's your problem

>>72206190
>the gay lisp sound when we say words with a soft "c" or an "s"
1.The """lisp""" is for grammatical purposes as sudacas cannot write a single sentence without a grammatical error
2. You are a shitskin. Shitskins can't into the th sound.
3. Prolonging the s sound as sudacas do to try to differientiate the c and the s is as gay as it gets
>Vamos a casssar

>>72206263
my condolences

uruguay aka cisplatina, a former portuguese and then brazilian colony

>>72206261
There's something different but i can't point it out. It's not nearly as obnoxious as porteño.

Wtf is a Californian accent

>>72206303
>>Spelling=Pronunciation
>Are you retarded perhaps?
That's the point of spelling, though. In most western european languages things used to be read exactly the way they were written, like old french and old english.

>>72204379
kek, spanish is has more arabic's origin words that any other romance language. If you mean the accent, well it changed from the sound of the medieval spanish

>>72206393

Porteño is slightly more italian "que te passsssa peltuuuuuuudo?".

Uruguayan, while still having very strong italian influence and lunfardo vocabulary, is a bit more neutral.

CHE ARAÑA BAILA CON GRANCIA DESPASHIIITOO

>>72206263
In catalan sounds Barsalona, you didn't go to Barcelona

>>72206419
But that's the thing, spelling adapted to it's own language, english speakers expecting some kind of universal rule about it is just retarded, and shows just how they have absolutely no idea about foreign languages in general.

>>72206303
So why give words a sound if you aren't gonna use it? Spanish sounds retarded.

>>72206661
English and french became special snowflakes because their monarchy, which imposed their current accents, was foreign and couldn't really speak properly like the common folk.
That's my opinion anyway. I don't know exactly what happened.
But just because the exception became the majority doesn't mean it suddenly starts making sense.

>>72206261
Argentinians have a lot of different accents: Porteño, Cordobes, Entreriano, Jujeño, etc.
>>72206393
Porteño tend to be more close to italian like >>72206521 said

>>72206661
we know letters can have different sounds in each language but when you give the same letter 2 different opposing sounds like you guys with the "c" and "z" that sound like a gay lisp "th" is when things get retarded. Also how two "L"s make a "y" sound beats me. The only reason why English has retarded instances like above is because the borrowing of cuck French.

>>72206861
>Also how two "L"s make a "y" sound beats me.
Because it evolved. It used to make a different sound, like the "l" modern german uses today. If you make that sound enough it kinda becomes "y" after a while. That I get.

>>72206861

two lls actually have the sound of the li in Million

it is its own sound, a palatized L
Most Spanish speakers pronounce ll and Y the same way, some regions of Spain and some south American countries like Paraguay still make the distinction.

>>72206953
>"L" by itself makes a proper "L" sound
>2 "L"s back to back make a "y" sound
Spanish logic.

>>72207023
Nah, "l" by itself makes a soft "l" sound like the word "lateral" in english.
Two l's to make a "ll" makes a harder sound like the word "lustig" in german.
It just evolved to the "y" sound because if you say that hard "ll" sound fast and hard enough it sort of becomes a "y" due to the position of the lips and tongue.

>>72207023

this is the correct classic pronounciation of ll, different from Y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtsLhOevHH0

>>72206861
>Also how two "L"s make a "y" sound beats me.

LL make a sound similar to LH in Portuguese or GL in Italian.

People who pronounce LL as a Y sound -90% of Spanish speakers- are wrong.

>>72207294
>"juvia" in chilean
That's so interesting because in the portuguese "chuva" (=lluvia), the "ch" is pronounced like "sh".

>>72205209
>the way the pronounce "e", closer to "i"
do we?

>>72203953
Agreed. Rioplatense is very easy to understand for me, even easiest than proper castillian

>>72207481

he must be meaning your form of voseo that goes Comís instead of Comés

>>72207481
I think he meants how we end everything with i

C O L O M B I A N
O
L
O
M
B
I
A
N

ours is the manliest

Why the fuck is this spaniard teaching people to pronounce the Y and LL almost the way Argentines do (some do it like that)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP84KDECeu0

I thought the proper Y of Spanish was like the English Y of Yellow.

>>72207982
he asked most masculine, not best feminine
colombian men sound gay but the women... HNNNNNNG

>>72203429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHn4St9knA

>>72208192
>Y of Yellow.
Yo : io ?

That's gay.

>>72208217
Pretty inaccurate

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>>72206100
>peruano consiguiendo dubs
cute

>>72208192
>I thought the proper Y of Spanish was like the English Y of Yellow
0:35
in other words, niggers from northern latinamerican speak like shit

as for the LL, he's suffering of yeismo
LL = GL from italian, LJ from slavic (pick any)
no other way to explain it
LL =/= Y
porteños have a lisp, but by now it's their national identity so why not let them do it?

>>72207481
for instance when you guys say "-eado" sounds like "-iado" to me

We paisas talk like fucking Pablo Escobar, you can't get more manly than that

>>72208261
Sure thing congolombian

>>72208192
spaniards pronounce "LL and "Y" like "sh" as well, we exaggerate it though, they don't, their pronounciation is more like the english "j".

>>72208684
That's new for me. Where exactly?

>>72208684
yeah this

>>72208837
>Where exactly?
on the video itself you can hear it. they don't pronounce Y as the rest-of-euro's J
it's not so close to english J as well because those pronounce it dʒ not ʒ
argies just went full ʃ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AlUCjKOjuc

Argentine spanish sounds manly, latinos speak too fast and high pitched

>>72208837

It is not like sh, but in this video you can see the Y there isnt like the Y of yellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP84KDECeu0

their S is also different

>>72209122
their S is SH, their C is TH and their Z is... uhm... SZ ?
S turning to SH is what makes us say that spaniards have lisp

>>72208217
maybe people from Bogota or neas from Medellin, but people who's actually from the paisa area don't talk femenine at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVdQAKCLTBs (i know it's a shitty example but he is the only one i can think of)

>>72209316
he's gay and you too

>>72203280
>Yorkshire
>Midlands
Why are Yanks so fucking retarded?

>>72209316
Acento de maricona.

>>72209397
>>72209354
>a spaniard and a paraguashan talking shit
kek, literally the 2 most femenine accents along with argies and uruguayans

>>72209509
postea los mapitas bobo JASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKAS

>>72208241
tenia que ponerlo, no paro de reírme JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ, sus noticias también son la ostia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDlsXkPk5I&t=27s

>>72203674
вы faggot

>>72209574
ese baltasar habla como si estuviera rapeando

sejam simpáticos para o alemão

>>72209666
what are you talking about, Galicia 2.0

>>72209509
>Ayyy señorrr me puede dar la horita puessh
El acento colombiano es como oir a un gato llorando hablar un dialecto del castellano

>>72209740
estou lendo muitos insultos

>>72208501

weando

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>>72209793
é, mas para o alemão não

>>72209854
muito bem

>>72209778
It's literally a more masculine version of the Spanish accent without a disgusting lisp

postea las pesas bobito >>72210021

Alguien tiene el video de los bolivianos rapeando?

Cubans. 100%

>>72203674
/thread this nigga knows wussup

>>72210021
>It's literally a more masculine version of the Spanish accent
You speak like faggots.It is a melanconic accent for women.Colombian accent is girly as fuck with those prolongued pronunciations and the impression that they are about to cry at any given moment
>without a disgusting lisp
Kek.Only niggers can't pronounced that basicsound.The prolongued ssss that you do fit a faggot more than a dick in your ass

How different is Sudaca spanish compared to the original? Is it as bad as Hue "portuguese"?

>>72210367
Andalusian spanish has a lot of characteristics in common with american spanish, so it can't be too different

>>72210367
>Is it as bad as Hue "portuguese"?
let's just say "yes"

>>72210427
nah, why bother replying to this bait, it's not directed at us but at brazilians. let them chimp

>>72203953
agreed

>>72203280
>not posting a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlK-neOypDM

>>72210367
It is even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynLy_Kq9028

>>72209367
Doesn't really matter since it's all gonna be a caliphate soon.

>>72210367
We all have our respective idioms and have small differences in pronunciation, but it's the same thing

>>72203280
>Colombian accent
>the impression that they are about to cry
Top fucking kek, I never realized this was what stood out so much about Colombian Paisa accent. You're damn right.

Thank you Señor Conquistador, I'll never see things the same way.

On a side note, Bogota accent is probably the faggiest accent ever. Can't say we have many good accents here though, they're either really gay or really black

>>72210427
Interesting cheers.
>>72210507
Not bait, genuinely curious. I was just using Brazilian Portuguese as a comparison because of how different it is to say Lisbon.
It also sounds awful.

>>72210216
Why do you spaniards get so fucking butthurt when the lisp thing gets mentioned? You are like African Americans defending the shitty parts of their culture. Just accept you guys have a lisp. Denying it will only prolong the problem.

What do you people think about our accent? I've always thought we speak very clear, but I've never asked any foreigner

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>>72210529
jesuschrist delet that shit

>>72210652
>It also sounds awful.
well that's, like, your opinion man

>>72210577
I could understand you wanting to learn Spanish, Jose Gonzalez.

>>72210701
English also has a lisp.Only shitskins can pronounce the sound

>>72210648
>Colombian Paisa accent
like Pablo Escobar?

>>72210728
it's quite colombian and it totally ignores the odd fact that there's a Panama between you two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EdnH2VzLjw

>>72210701
Because they know it sounds like shit but they can't fix it so they get very salty about it and can do nothing but defend it

>>72210648
>conquistador
Your grandpa blanda upped with natives not his. You got the American "progressive" mindset where you blame people unrelated to the problem when in reality it's your own people who were responsible. Colombia is like the most mixed native-white nation too so don't give me the "I ain't a cracka" shit either.

>>72210740
All Brazilians sound like horses with a cold.

>>72210701
it's not the fact that the lisp exists, it's the fact that no one else uses it that causes the cognitive dissonance the castillians are so well known for

>>72210757
Only homosexuals have that lisp in English. It's literally a stereotype of homos,well, atleast here in the US.

>>72210757
>can't
>>72210821
Most Colombians are gypsies.The catholic kings ordered there expulsion and most were sent from Cuba to New Granada

>>72210761
Yes, that's what everyone thinks of when they say "Colombian accent". We've got at least three different accents easily distinguishable by foreigners, Paisa happens to be the most popular of them.

>>72210821
What the fuck are you on about? Calm down, Jesus, I could have called him Torero or Paella-man but you HAD to sperg out

>>72210757
engleesh altho hath a lithp. onleh sheetskinth can pronounce de sound.

>>72210821
>call someone "Conquistador" for fun and on an unrelated subject
>an American shows up and scolds you about your own culture

>>72210175
this actually

>>72210887
>Only non shitskins
Paquito if you can't speak english properly it is your problem

>>72210728
It's like if someone from Bogota spent too much time on the caribbean

>>72210892
please don't reply to this

>>72210927
>argentina
>culture
I might be a CHI also.

Del Toro accent.

Emily Biunt is qt lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDJJBMXiwiI

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>ANOTHER thread ruined by spaniards

>>72210945
>>72210793
Costa Rica confirmed for Bogota overseas territory

>>72210942
What? Sancho go ride your donkey until siesta so you can drink yourself to sleep.

>>72210963
>this damage control

>>72211044
portuguese are also very autistic
i think its an inbreeding problem

why do these threads always devolve into shit-flinging matches

>>72210973
So Puerto Ricans?

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>>72211063
>What? Sancho go ride your donkey until siesta so you can drink yourself to sleep.

>>72203426
actually is exactly the opposite desu

>>72210945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVdQAKCLTBs
This guy is literally a gypsie.Colombians are mostly gypsies+native+ negro

>>72203426
Look through them. Talk to them a little bit and you will realize most of them are from their 'beautiful Balanquilla' or 'bogota'

Just like when you see american flags on /int/ loving mexicans

>>72211103
shit-flinging? the way it is now we're STILL discussing civilly
you ain't seen nothing yet

>>72203280
Uruguay

>>72211115
All Spanish men past 30 are bald and fat. Rafa Benitez is the posterboy for Spanish men past their 20's. Too much jamon and not enough trabajo.

>>72211251
Belguim of South America, non-country.

>>72211272
>This mad as fuck donkey fucker

>>72211315
Just like Puerto Rico, your home.

>>72211227
I've never seen anyone from Barranquilla in here but they talk exactly like puerto ricans

>>72211315
You are clearly not capable to meme about South America

>>72211352
Stay in your corner Galicia 2.0

>>72211394
boludo

>>72211418
How would that be an insult?

>>72211476
Well, at least you got that right

>>72211476
yep you're not capable of memeing yet
lurk moar, segui participando

>>72211520
you're literally a glorified spanish province.

The fact that everyone here is so salty about Colombian accent shows how superior it is.

>>72211567
And...?

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>>72211567
>glorified
che
vos también

>>72211658
So you are proud to be a cuck? You are the Louis CK of nations then.

>>72208684
>spaniards pronounce "LL and "Y" like "sh" as well

Not true at all.

Can you fucking Latinos stop making shit up about Spaniards?

>>72211644
Sure thing, Jhon Fredy.

>>72211698
A butthurt Sancho appears!

>>72211736
You chicanos are even worse.

>>72204047
llit taste*

>>72211676
what

>>72211688
I feel like you don't understand the meaning of the word "cuck". AT ALL.
You speak english. Not any native language, just the language of your former colonizer.
Your entire culture is created upon english culture. Which is, in turn, french in its more refined nature, and some freakish german rape thing in its more brute nature.
We're all something else. That's not being a cuck, that's just nature. Creatures give birth to other creatures which become their own thing.
I feel like someone should've taught you this a long time ago but didn't because they realized something hopeless about you.

>>72206236
indeed

>>72211841
>writing a paragraph on the word cuck
I trolled you Joao.

>>72211698
Maybe Western Andalusians or Sevillans pronounce it that way?

I assume some Latinos might have heard an Andalusian speaking weird and they must thought that that is the "spanish accent".

>>72211315
>CHI
Also what you said is irrelevant because it's still manlier than any other spanish.

>ay dame poio que quiero irme a la plaia
Everyone that speaks like that is genuinely gay.

Chileans don't even speak spanish

And then come the porteños with their shitty forced italian accent
Not to mention provinciANOS that speak singing like in coshdoba

Sp*niards with their joder tio esto es la leche me da por culo tu puta madre macho

>>72211876
If I enjoyed it, it's just like smelling a flower or having sex with a crazy chick

>>72209605
>Coma mierda, maricón su abuelo
Masculino, asertivo, comunica la gravedad de la situación
>ayy come mierda, mariconcito tu abuelito
Fuccboi, afeminado, comunica que el ano de la persona hablando presenta urgente necesidad de ser penetrado por un objeto fálico contundente.
cyкa блять

>>72209091
truly the manliest man

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>>72206236

>>72211964
You are to philosophical for 4chan tuga. Cuck is our meme word and you have to pry it from our cold dead NEET hands!

>>72211958
>Chileans don't even speak spanish
neither do we, please include us on the exception thxkbye

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>>72204008
>>72204145
>>72204113
>>72205479

>>72212050
4chan is the ultimate philosopher tho

>>72212053

Guarani is not a thing get over it

>>72209605
>>72211721
>>72210648
Are you that guy from Boyaca? Because you sounds like a complete faggot

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>>72212161
yeah but we also don't speak like bolivians or like correntinos, so please

>>72209574
kek

>>72206130
Z (zeta) comes from the greek Theta, which is pronounced th. It's the original, proper pronunciation, you illiterate bong.

daily reminder that an inability to pronounce the th sound is the surest mark of a shitskin

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/28/th-sound-to-vanish-from-english-language-by-2066-because-of-mult/

>>72203280
Most alpha accent over here is the accent From The santanderes region and Tachira in Venezuela. It uses the manly "usted" and they usually have an authoritative intonation.

>>72212807
>usted
>manly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Usted is for someone higher than you, someone that you respect or someone older/with more experience. If someone calls me usted then that means i'm in a higher standing.

Submissive language is not alpha.

>>72212618
It comes from the greek letter zeta you fucking retard. Theta and zeta are two different things despite the fact that you retardedly pronounce them the same way

Porteños imitating Uruguayans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TzXHJRWrRk

automatically transform in more manlier men

>>72212894

This. Finger-in-the-butthole bro is correct on this one.

For instance, we chileans have 3 levels of formality. Vos, Tú and Usted

>>72213011
>El negro ruben radar

>>72212894
Maybe that's the way you use it in Uruguay.

Here in Colombia, we use "Usted" in informal situations. i.e among friends, man to woman, even mother to son. It´s definitely not submissive here at all, on the other hand, "tu" at least among men sounds pretty bad and people might give you a weird look at times

>>72203280
That would be south Brazilian Portuguese

>>72212618
No it isn't, it comes from a merging of the dz/ts pair in Medieval Castilian into the unvoiced ts', which in turn became th.

Still, eliminating the voiced elements in the voiced/unvoiced pairs is less retarded than blending the four sibilants of Medieval Castilian (s, z, ts, dz) into a single sound (s)

>>72213176

Usted was always meant to be formal. Probably colombians used "usted" too much due to submissive behavior. Hence, submissive spanish

>>72213176
Can confirm this, some colombian friends would call 'usted' even to dogs, but not all of them do it, it's somehow tied to certain regions/provinces/cities?

Tl,dr
A lisp is a speech impediment in which the person is unable to articulate sibilants.
Spaniards have sibilants and pronounce them correctly, save for a couple of spanish accents that actually have lisp.
It's just a different way to pronounce words.

If you people want to use a term, at least use it correctly.

>>72213153
>Berugo Carambola

>>72213348
Colombia is a big country, crossed over by the Andes. so yeah some regions used Vos while others used Usted

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>>72213394
A certain speech impediment perhaps?

>>72213348
see >>72213284

>>72213394
Latin America> Asspain

>>72213176
Here:
- Usted is for formal speak (work, class or a stranger if you are polite)
- Vos informal speak (friends, family or a stranger if you are not polite)
- Tu if you are from Rocha

>>72213491
Your most famous musicians speak in Tu, to the point people actually believe you speak in Tu

see Marama and Rombai and same copycats

>>72213481
Whatever floats your boat.

>>72213491
Rivera uses Tu

>>72213529
Flavor of the month are not popular, stop being retarded.

>>72203280
>English Midlands (Sean Bean type).
Sean Bean speaks in Yorkshire accent you dumbass

>>72213348
> it's somehow tied to certain regions/provinces/cities
Yes. "Usted" is the most used pronoun in the andean region (Except Antioquia and coffee triangle) and eastern plains regions.
As soon as you approach to Antioquia, the Coffee triangle and the pacific coast, you'll start to hear a lot of Voseo.
"Tu" is pretty big in the Atlantic coast cities like Barranquilla, Cartagena and Santa Marta

>>72213435
>some regions used Vos while others used Usted
You are right, but I was pointing to the informal usage of usted.

>>72213529

Some people use Tu but with the Vos conjugation: "Tu tenés". It's an abomination.

But it's usally older people, young people just use vos entirely.

Marama anad Rombai must use tu to pander to the general Latam market.

>>72213348
>it's somehow tied to certain regions/provinces/cities?
Andean, orinoquian and amazon regions = mostly usted
Coasts (Caribbean and Pacific + islands) = mostly you
Then there is antioquia with vos

>>72213705
usted is informal everywhere here, except maybe in the Atlantic coast, where it is used only in formal settings

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>>72213705
well it happened to us as well
vos used to be formal as singular form of vosotros, but we were so used to saying vos vos vos that we ended using it informally. spaniards think this is weird or archaic, but we got used to it
ustedeo the same for colombian rolos and costarricans. they ended up using it everywhere, not only formal situations

>>72213914
>Tuteo, voseo y ustedeo

Fugging spics baka

>>72214041
>spics calling spics spics

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>>72214097
>brazilians are spics
manolo bruto tenías que ser

>>72214097

Brazilians are germanic.

>>72212723

that inability doesnt exist. it is easy to pronounce.
We just dont pronounce it because it has never been used here since the first conquistadores from Andalucia and Extremadura arrived half a millenium ago.
And it also sounds a little ugly/ridiculous to us, thats why ignorant people think Spaniards speak with a lisp and invent legends about it.
The ll has no such problem, most people are yeistas but there are provinces and countries that pronounce it and we dont find it ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrVUZZ5Ing

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>>72214190
A cursory glance at comments by Latin American normies on facebook and Youtube reveals that omitting this ridiculous sound leads to far more ridiculous spelling mistakes. If I had a dime for every "nesecito" I've seen online I'd be a millionaire.

>>72203939
>feminine

lmao

>>72214041
t. spic

also what cisplatina said >>72214159

>>72214190
what argentineans find ridiculous is a mattaer of... the argentineans?

Panamanian """spanish"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF2YCeZSkck&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=c5C5DO_H7cRijp3R-6

>>72214564

nah, many people (even not spanish speakers) wrongly think spaniards speak with a lisp.

>>72213394
It's ok if you don't like getting bullied for your speech impediment.

>>72214564

look at this from 1997, early internet
http://cvc.cervantes.es/foros/leer_asunto1.asp?vCodigo=123
Me gustaría aclarar una pregunta.
Yo vivo en Tejas y cada vez que
hablo en Espanol hay alguien que me
pregunta si soy de España.
Al contestar que si me
preguntan: No es verdad que
los Españoles hablan con
la "z" porque había un rey
que tenía un hijo que
ceceaba y el rey reclamó que
todos en el reino de
Castilla hablaran asi?
Si me pueden aclarar este
origen le seria muy agradecida.
Yo, por supuesto,
digo que no es verdad.


Muchisimas gracias,
Michi Spielman

>>72214564
nope, all of latin america will agree that the "th" sound makes you sound retarded as fuck

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>>72215233
>latin american teachers

I like this thread. Bump.

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It is not about the accent btw, it is about the voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_5CGOxTXU

me quiero matar ami mismo

>>72203280
South Spain

Oye lobezno que se viene la onda vital tio!

>>72207369
me cago en tus muertos cabron

>>72209316
>paisa
>masculine
Rolo is at least formal and collected.

>>72209574
>sonprendidos
>enllos

>>72211889
No one does that shit in Andalusia and we are weird as fuck in the term of language. There are even some towns in Córdoba where the people change a for e in the ending of a word like (toda/tode, persona/persone)

>>72203674
"vos" is what real machos say

>>72203674
>saying usted
>treating your equal as a superior
>manly

>>72209808
>peleando
>peliando

>weando
>weiando

>Can't pronounce "cero" or "zebra"
>"i-i-its you guys that have a lisp!"
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seseo
even the english speakers dont pronunce zero as "sero"

Mexican Spanish is seriously the only one that comes to mind.

Everyone from SA speaks too fast.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVinVgCrhQY

Northern Mexican is the manliest.

When you think of a Macho you literally think of Northern Mexicans.

>>72218840
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>72223137
We get it bro, Northern Mexico is cool

Theres a reason peoole ignored your first post though, no one gives a fuck

>>72223489
This was my first post though.

>>72222222

>>72223449
Great argument, mr. whiny accent

>>72223609
Quién es?

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>>72223505
Lmao youre the "Mexico is White" guy

>>72223770
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>72209574
Negros cacorros.

>>72206413
brah...

>>72224283
I'm not though, if anything Mexico HAS white people, but they're deifnitely a minority.

>>72209778
El acento antioqueño no es el único acento ni tampoco es el mayoritario

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>>72210529
fuck leaf, delet this now

pls stop making these threads forgot to say that