/brit/

Can't stand yanks

excellent edition

the number of days in a year was invented by ancient arabs

all redheads must be killed

*inflates the currency*

if >>72222222 is an irish i will eat an ENTIRE bag of quavers

>>72203214
The number of days in a year was invented by some Italian monks.

>>72203211

Why are Leave voters like this cunt so fucking thick lads?

>0123456789
this triggers the rorke
if you hate arabs so much then please use roman numerals

FIGHT......... AND WIN
fight and win

COME ON SEATTLE

come on seattle

i'm going to try and get the 72222222 with 'doing a poo'

and you???????????

>>72203211
You should ask your mum about the three day week.

>>72203248
Those are Indian numbers.

t. Indian sick of Arabs claiming our achievements

>>72203245
Just because you don't understand my post doesn't mean I'm thick.

>>72203261
Wasn't that caused by retarded Socialists like Corbyn?

>>72203248
0 was invented by indians lmao

stop trying to appropriate the achivments of other cultures you dumb arab fuck

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>Why are Leave voters like this cunt so fucking thick lads?

*encounters very minor inconvenience*
*breaks down in tears*

>>72203260
shall be doing this as well to increase the chances

Why do people speed?

Slow the fuck down cunt

>>72203264
>>72203291
don't care
still hurts rorke to think about

Virginia and West Virginia should reunite because fuck Lincoln for splitting up our first colony
>leave Virginia in the USA's hands for less than a century
>it's split in two
fucking shameful

>>72203309
You're a fucking retard.

damn singlelinkers

>>72203309
nah you're triggered as fuck

doesn't make anyone a rorke pointing out how wrong you are gayboy

>>72203308
to get places faster
motoring laws are only advisory

>>72203300
>only in turkey
But it's in the netherlands

>>72203295

>Get blown the fuck out
>Resort to 'dora posting

SAD

Which one of you grime nerds is this?

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/840908559323918337

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>damn singlelinkers

Business idea : a porn website of white girls getting fucked by black guys, with a faint touch of cuckold fetish.

>>72203329
>>72203344
and here's rorke on cue now with his tears

>>72203289
Pretty sure that nonce Heath was PM desu.

>>72203359
>Get blown the fuck out
Has Brexit been cancelled?

>>72203367
what you saying

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>I voted to remain a member state of the EU

t. shitty o.p. who can't properly link a new thread.

>>72203291
>indians
UMMMM

I THINK THEY'RE CALLED NATIVE AMERICANS SWEETIE

*strokes therapy dog*

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>>72203377
very low intelligence

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>>Resort to 'dora posting

Wish France got fucking cancelled

this is what a collared dove sounds like http://www.british-birdsongs.uk/collared-dove/

this is what a common wood pigeon sounds like http://www.british-birdsongs.uk/common-wood-pigeon/

thanks for listening

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>tfw I am simply too intelligent to want to be a European

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-39247381

Absolute state of the third world

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who here has been to japan

I live in a shithole area populated by trackie wearing mongs who live off the dole.

Could use a bit of European immigration around here really.

FUCKING HELL I WAS STILL POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD, BE MORE OBVIOUS ABOUT LINKING NEW THREADS, NONE OF THIS ONE HYPERLINK BULLSHIT, AT **LEAST** THREE REPEATING LINKS

FUCK

>>72203416
>please disable your adblock

shan't

>>72203385
You'll never be as cool as those black lads

>car accidents increase 7% immediately after daylight savings

ah yes, as if there's a point to this shit anyways

>>72203422

That'll be us once Article 50 is invoked tbqh

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>>>resorting to 'dora posting

>>72203417
This is what being raised in teh ashes of an Empire will do to you.

How long after the fall of the Roman empire did it take for the Italians to stop banging on about how amazing they used to be?

>>72203413
so much for the so-called tolerant left haha

>>72203211
I don't recall any nation of the U.K. winning any more than 1 (one) World Cup.

>>72203428
Going this year. Should be fun desu.

>>72203417
why would anyone want to identify as european
hell i sometimes forget we're in europe unless brexit is brought up

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>I feel European

>>72203417
>European only
edgy as fuck

>watching escape to the country
>always white people leaving london

Hmmm, I wonder why that could be.

Are you proud of yourself?

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>This is what being raised in teh ashes of an Empire will do to you.

>How long after the fall of the Roman empire did it take for the Italians to stop banging on about how amazing they used to be?

>>72203473
be my bf I want a qt french boy

What are the odds on this >>72203485 lad getting anything more than a hug from a local?

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>Ah yes, I voted to destroy our economy and split the country in half because my toilet cleaner spoke Lithuanian in my presence

>>72203513
i'm a hairy manlet

>>72203511
runt-tier fedora image

lots of fedo. postin' today

wish hillary would have won

could've done with a major war to fight in

what time can we expect >>72222222

>THE British """Empire"""
>not a single european territory

HOWLING AND SCREAMING

my indian friend told me indians invented everything

not so inclined to believe him though

>>72203559
>implying you can't be cute if you put some work in
Be my bffffffffff

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>lots of fedo. postin' today

>>72203530
I'm not going to meet locals. Are you under the impression I'm treating it like a trip to Shagaluf or something?

>>72203585
>wanting to conquer europeans

Frog-Sheed

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>I didn't vote to destroy the economy and split up the country because I like Lithuanians

>>72203588
they haven't even got round to using the toilet yet, they didn't invent anything, they wouldn't even have infrastructure yet if the British didn't build it for them

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Don't care.

>>72203585
>what is Iceland
>what is Malta
>what is Gibraltar

>>72203585
gibraltar, malta, cyprus and ireland simply don't exist

>>72203588
you have no friends

>>72203575
Our major war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives

>>72203585
What was Hanover?

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>Scotland should remain in the UK

>>72203584
an irish man talking about his asshole while some lad eats quavers
SHALL be creasing

>>72203575
>he's still buying the "le trump is le peaceful isolationist" meme
see you in Iran la

>>72203624
need some sauce on this

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>Our major war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives

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>Our major war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives

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Genocide Yanks

t'acon'n'gg san'wich from ealier is really doing rounds on t'ol bowels

>>72203554
there were more reasons than angry rorke-ism for voting to leave.

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>I want the UK to stay together

>>72203673
he does look pretty scottish

stop

trying to organise a date with a bolivian girl off tinder but she's being a ballache

>>72203625
>>72203626
So a bunch of shitty islands not actually part of mainland europe?

HOWLING AT THIS DENIAL

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>why yes, I am a scottish nationalist

Smash the Reds

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>stop

England and Wales should be independent

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>Genocide Yanks

>Watching a movie in bed with my sister
>She's cuddled up against me and is stroking my leg
>Quietly says that sometimes she wishes I wasn't her brother

What did she mean by this?

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>>72203508
It's funny when they ask why they're leaving
>Oh, just the hustle and bustle
>It's no place to raise a family
>Too loud and busy!

>>72203710
ahh yes, the famous island of gibraltar

>>72203710
remind me again of Canada's great empire?

>>72203710
gibraltar is part of mainland europe
the continent is smelly anyway

really bored of this "man's kids interrupted his BBC interview" story

>>72203729
hm yes this definitely happened

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>>72203718
Errr no thanks

Independent Wales alone though, sure

having a high-concept wank

>>72203673
His kilt's on backwards.

>>72203729
She doesn't like you and would have preferred to be an only child.

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>>72203652
Teana from Nanoha

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>ballache

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ah yes

>>72203763
Don't recall asking Welsh people sweetie

>>72203730
peng

>>72203757
https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/840333529548382208

identity politics? nah not a fan

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Does anybody have a webm of the fat scouser who throws his hat and his sexy secretary catches it with her teeth?
I think it was from a William Hill's advert.

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>>72203432
Q. What kind of people would want to live there?
A. People whose lives would be made better by living there, ie. People from worse shitholes.

Do people think they can just throw open the borders and a ton of highly educated successful people will leave their comfy EU homes to make the shitty areas of the UK better out of the goodness of their hearts?

I have no problem with a limied number of migrant workers coming in on a visa, but inviting the entire third world in to enrich us with their culture is just retarded.

>>72203729
Wishes you were never born.

>>72203757
I wish I had a daughter to interrupt my interviews with major news networks.

exclusively attracted to asian girls. severe yellow fever as they say. is there a cure for me?

>>72203763
Find it quite funny how Wales voted to leave even though we get shit loads of money from the EU that Westminster isn't going to replace.

We don't even have many immigrants about either.

Business idea: cease advising EU immigration control and allow them to destroy themselves if they cannot make the decision to survive on their own.

How do I find a clean refugee and fuck her? That's my biggest fantasy.

i'm the type of girl to put dub on a track x

>>72203767
keep us posted

>wake up
>sister is squatting over my face
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAP
>runs out of the room laughing

what did she mean by this?

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>Adolph Hitler

>>72203754
>Canada has more square miles than the entire British Empire had at it's peak

SCREAMING

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>Wales

>>72203812
A lot of poor Eastern Euros are better behaved than our poor people.

>>72203853
That makes no sense since the British empire ruled all of modern Canada's landmass.

>>72203853
but canada was in the british empire. that makes no sense

>>72203867
Not true.

>>72203865
this is one of the worst fedora pics ngl.

Hello lads, I'll be stopping over next weekend with me mum who just turned 50. Me and me brother both pitched in with our dad and bought her and us a trip to the UK so we could visit our cousin who lives near Brighton and see London. We'll have two nights in London, we arrive early on Saturday and we leave late on Monday.

What are some do's and don'ts? I'd really like to get me some of that delicious shepherds pie which I ate last time I went. Is Madam Tussauds overrated? We are kind of planning to go there on Monday. Would be fun to take a selfie with Hitler and Stalin. We're also planning on just doing super touristy hop-on-hop off tourist bus, because mite b nice.

>pie
>beer
>wax people
What did I miss?

>>72203867
projection and generalisation

HEY YOU KNOW THE CAPTCHA THAT SAYS SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
THE FUCKING POLE OF THE SIGN DOESN'T COUNT AS A SIGN AND I ONLY JUST LEARNED THIS AND I AM *SCREAMING* I'VE BEEN GETTING IT WRONG SO MUCH

Making plans to get the fuck out of dodge if Brexit does the economy up the arse.

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>this is one of the worst fedora pics ngl.

>>72203791
Don't care

>>72203801
Tired: Identity Politics is good
Wired: Identity Politics is distracting
Inspired: All politics is Identity Politics

>>72203867
t. lucasz dzieduszycki

>>72203907
haha

>>72203901
>using me instead of my to try and fit in
pathetic

>>72203875
>>72203887
Canada was larger than every other territory combined, including Britain itself

>>72203901
not sure why anyone would want to look at a bunch of wax celebrities

just go the tower of london instead

>>72203901
>Brighton
>London
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy your shit holiday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>72203901
Tell a paki to fuck off back where he came from

from me

>>72203901
fuck off you norwegian cunt

Capitalism? Nah, not a fan

Really pisses me off how companies are so eager to tell us that their food is 100% BRITISH. It's so fucking racist, we're a nation of immigrants. We should have meat and produce from all over the world

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wheat?

>>72203960
Are you a Chinese immigrant to Canada?

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Britain joined the EU in 1973.

Here is a graph of economic growth.

I really do not care about the economic aspect of immigration. It could be overwhelmingly positive and I would not budge.

I do not want immigration because it destroys and warps culture and the genetic basis of the nation-state.

Capitalists and leftists will never understand this. Capitalists want immigration for cheap labour, leftists want immigration for "diversity" and multiculturalism, but the end result is the same.

>>72203901
i personally think madame tussauds is incredibly overrated, but that might be because I just dont see the appeal of seeing likenesses of famous people other than the odd mildly amusing picture

natural history museum/science museum are great and free

stay north of the river

Who ever thought council estates were a good idea, lumping all the poorly educated poverty stricken people in one place is a recipe for disaster.

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>Capitalism? Nah, not a fan

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>Capitalism? Nah, not a fan

norway BTFO

why do they think /brit/ is a tourism board? get to fuck

>>72203984
What about the environment lad?

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>Capitalism? Nah, not a fan

got dual-citizenship, a British and a Canadian passport

voted leave, but if brexit britain goes to shit i'm going to newfoundland

>>72204013
the original idea was to mix people of all classes together

and anyway, council housing was built to replace the slums

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>lose an argument
>report the guy to the ol' 'anitor for harassment
>get warned
rolling

>>72203991
No, I'm a proud citizen of North America

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>>72203901
>Brighton

>>72204033
>>72204033
*implodes*

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>norway BTFO

>why do they think /brit/ is a tourism board? get to fuck

>>72204013
probably the jews if I had to guess

>>72204043
Lucky fucker wish I had somewhere I could go if this place falls apart.

unironically reading the god delusion

>>72204043
good luck finding a job there

>>72203907
yeah but half the time it just decides to call you wrong even when you get it right anyway

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>72204019
>72204025

>>72204078
sweet gauntlets bro

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>probably the jews if I had to guess

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>>72204072
'scuse me could you delete this thanks

>>72204114
get a job, runt

https://twitter.com/Lauramcoffey/status/840329611154190336/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

KEK

>>72204093

alri

doing a post, wish me luck

x

>>72204114
I never look for these posts desu

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*walks towards you*

>>72204138
I have one runtoid

dog is doing his sleep facial spasms
they really should try and breed that out

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>>72204159
alri

>>72204162
get a real job, runt

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>>>72204072 (You) #
>'scuse me could you delete this thanks

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*loads thompson submachine gun*

Marrying a yank gf. She works in fashion. I work in retail banking.

To me, she has more of a chance of being successful in her field. And there are far more opportunities to succeed in her field in America than the UK. There, they have San Francisco, New York, LA, San Diego, Austin etc. Here it's just London.

But I still don't know if I should move over there. I'm building my """career""" here and am more settled, could buy a house etc. But my field of work is shit and might as well be minimum wage in Tesco so if I move to America I'm starting straight from the bottom again

Thoughts?

>>72204142
why are m*cks so easily triggered?

Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times.

>>72204142
lmao

>>72204199
>I'm building my """career"""
ugh

Stalin was alright

He was redpilled on the Jews

does anybody else think that the presenter of Sunday Pol. in Scotland looks like a scruffy stray dog who needs a thorough wash and care?
that gives me an idea:
[enters him into worst strays' award at Crufts]

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>>>>72204072 (You) #
>>'scuse me could you delete this thanks

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>>72204159
*bumps into you*
Sorry lad

>>72204202
would this pappen between Scotland Wales and the white parts of england?

>>72204199
Fuck off we're full

>>72204199
>buying a british house
if you can get into america through marriage, fucking do it

did NOT appreciate the warning janny just gave me

>>72204159
Why did Stalin copy Kerensky's fucking weird military cosplay style of dressing?

>>72204240
Better than the Bolshevik leather jacked though desu.

At 2:30am last night I was hovering over a piss-covered McDonald's toilet shitting onto a pile of vomit.

Low point.

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>>72204239
>>>>>72204072 (You) # (You) #
>>>'scuse me could you delete this thanks

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>>72204142
what would it be like amongst that crowd?
giggling

>>72204240
Y-you too...

>Austin
Hipster bubble city 2bh

>>72204199
Escape while you can.

>>72204199
fuck off we are full, kys, font etc etc

>>72204283
What did you do?

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Why do people say the Normans were French?

They were related to the Danes and Anglo-Saxons. If anything, they are more Anglo-Saxon than French.

>>72204219
Yea you know all those high ranking business positions looking for recent uni graduates with no experience

pfffffttt

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>>>72204239 (You)
>>>>>>72204072 (You) # (You) #
>>>>'scuse me could you delete this thanks

>>72203961
My Uncle told me about how there's this cool museum in/under it where there's a lot of stuff about torture and prisons and stuff. I don't know if I'd like to bring my mum with me on that, she's not exactly the type for that.

>>72203954
I've been playing rugby league for a couple of years, and that's where I've had the most use for my English since a lot of you guys are daft cunts that can't fucking learn the language of the place you live in because "but everyone speaks English!", hence I picked up on accents and stuff. It's been helpful I guess.

Anyone know of any cool "must see" places for a fan of rugby? Time is limited, but if there's something cool I could drag my family to see that could be fun.

>>72203964
Cousin lives a bit outside of Brighton, mostly going to see her and her BF.

>>72203972
Fuck you cunt.

>>72204004
Are there any museums geared towards people with an interest in History? Currently working on a bachelors of it myself. Would be neat to read about Norwegian settlements in north-western Scotland or something, and the Danish settlements in the east England.

Rightful Norwegian clay, give back Scotland.

Read somewhere that rich Indian families will pay Brit lads thousands to marry their daughter, giving her the chance to live and study in Britain.

No sex required. They fly you out to India, do a wedding, then you both fly back here and she goes off to live like a Brit and you get a few grand for your trouble.

Seems like a business idea to me.

>>72204142
I don't see the problem. Dublin isn't an Irish city.

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think the most difficult part about becoming an adult is the realisation that what i thought I would be when I was a child will never come to fruition
that life, that i spent years daydreaming about to cope with how shit my real life was, will never happen.

>>72204359
Ur mum xd

deleted all my euro truck sim save data in a fit of rage about a year ago and i've just started regretting it

>>72204199
Don't tie yourself down to this shithole by buying a house. You'll be stuck here forever

>>72204382
We have a lot of stuff about the Danes up here in the North, but you idiots only ever go to London which doesn't have anything about it at all.

>>72204382
>rugby league

Not in the south, no.

>/pol/ user
>literally a 12 year old autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szw9WW6l5Ng

>>72204359
faux reportage

>>72204300
Kerensky was legit

The SRs were legit

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>>72204398
>that moment you realise you will NEVER play football for England

>>72204454
SRs betrayed the revolution, prove me wrong.

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>tfw no jewish gf

did anyone see david lemiuex vs curtis stevens last night?

>>72204366
french vikings m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCq3tkUGgCo
What is this style of music called?
Really like it.

just dropped some grade-A bait in /cum/ using a proxy, lads hahaha

>>72204447
Hope he finds his way to éire/pol/ and in 10 years he enters politics with party policies that mirror those of Padraig Pearse.

>>72204398
>what i thought I would be when I was a child will never come to fruition
I never really wanted to be anything as a child

and now I'm a NEET

hahaha

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>>72204475

>>72204508
How do I become a neet?

>>72204454
Kerensky was a fool and admitted it himself.

>>72204483
By not seizing power they did, yes.

When I have a kid I will NOT let him watch degenerate TV and become glued to an iPad. I will let him watch Looney Tunes though

>>72204398
I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was younger. Now I want to be dead.

>>72204483
lmao what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Constituent_Assembly_election,_1917

they won the election, then (((lenin))) and co sperged out. it was the (((bolsheviks))) that hijacked the revolution and purged all dissenters, goy

>>72204447
wtf i seen this video on twitter, didn't realise it was /pol/
will never look at irish posters the same again, any one of you could be him

going for a quick nap

>>72204540
enjoy watching him become a screen addict as an adult because you were an unreasonable and overzealous parent

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>When I have a kid I will NOT let him watch degenerate TV and become glued to an iPad. I will let him watch Looney Tunes though

>>72204508
When I was a child I wanted to be Primeminister, and now I am. You just have to believe in yourself and be ruthless and patient.

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>>72204398
>that life, that i spent years daydreaming about to cope with how shit my real life was, will never happen.
t-thanks anon

>>72204533
you do terribly in sixth form, go to a shit uni because of parental pressure, do even worse there, drop out and then sit around the house while you develop mental illness

hahahaha
(help)

>>72204540
The iPad is seriously destroying the minds of children. It's fucking scary to witness.

>>72204553
night

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>When I have a kid I will NOT let him watch degenerate TV and become glued to an iPad. I will let him watch Looney Tunes though

>>72204538
Hehe that's right goy, if you don't slaughter millions of goyim for fun you're a fool.

The Provisional Government was the only legit government Russia has ever had.

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>>72204508

>>72204607
Tsars were better.

not overreacting but i feel like the end of the world is inevitable in our lifetimes

>>72204586
>The iPad is seriously destroying the minds of children
lel your fucking parents said the same thing about your Game Boy or N64 when you were 6, you silly cunt

need a thicc meaty cock in my jucci boipucci neghole NOW

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>Tsars were better.

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>tfw because of marxist leninst autism we will never have communism because people think it's about repressive regimes

>>72204622
the Tsar was a fucking retard who kept his country in the middle ages

>>72204552
he's from england though

>>72204652
bit gay

>>72204540
all his mates will laugh at him because hes a mong who cant work an ipad or a computer

hey, uh, lefties?

go away.

>tfw because of communist autism we will never have a thread without 5 spergs shit talking eachother constantly
ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

*sings too close to the camera*

ah good the teenagers are here to talk about their retarded ideologies again

Honestly think I'm one of the top 3 Canadians on /int/ in terms of shitposting power

>>72204430
Well, to be fair, we don't really have any million-cities in Norway. The biggest one is Oslo with 620.000 people or something. A lot of people are drawn to the idea of a big city because it's kind of neat and different. I've been to Manchester before, which was kind of fun, but that was mostly to play and watch rugby.

It was pretty fun getting slammed in a shopping-mall, I found out that "traditional cider" pretty much just tastes like vodka and applejuice.

>>72204434
I've been told that (at least in NZ) rugby league is more of a working-class thing while rugby union is for post cunts, is this true?

>>72204652
OwO where are you anon post pics

>>72204665
If you want communism, I suggest you read true socialists like Bakunin and not the likes of (((Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Luxemburg, Kun and Zinoviev)))

>>72204670
That is a myth made up by Soviet sympathisers. Russia before WW1 was fast becoming a modern industrialised nation, which is one of the reasons the Germans wanted a war so badly because they were worried about waiting too long and Russia becoming too powerful.

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>"When I have a kid"
>"When"
yeah, through anonymous donation of semen, very much like thy posts.

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>hey, uh, lefties?
>go away.

>>72204677
so am i
doesn't mean he's not irish you fucking bigot

>>72204638
I work in a primary school now. These kids are doing tests and then when the test is finished, they literally just dab right there in their seats to celebrate being finished. They'll sometimes slip into American accents purely because they spend more time interacting with Youtube videos than with their peers. None of them have any kind of attention span. And there's an absurd amount of "autism" in children these days. Like, at least 4 or 5 per classroom.

Shit's fucked.

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favourite radiohead album lads?

>>72204703
horsham

>>72204692
I'm 22.

>>72203167
What a stupid fucking thread. Kill yourself.

>>72204708
I am reading stuff like bskunin and kropotkin

>>72204740
ok computer

quite like the bends also

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>thy

>>72204621
>a mans only worth is doing shit for other people
alri emma
beauty and the beast looks shit

>>72204740
never listened to any of their albums

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>What a stupid fucking thread. Kill yourself.

>laugh at a shit post on /brit/
>used up all of the serotonin for the day

I'm sad now
thanks

>>72204752
careful las, the edgy and mysterious communists are here, one of them will call you a rorke

>>72204712
>Russia before WW1 was fast becoming a modern industrialised nation

That was more due to Sergei Witte than the Romanovs

Russia needed a revolution to get rid of the trappings of the Tsarist era. The February Revolution was wonderful.

Hey

>>72204739
I work in a primary school and have never had anything like American accents pop up. Dabbing is a thing though unfortunately.

>>72204740
the one with the Pyramid Song in it.

>>72204745
>tfw close
Post pics plz bby

top gear tonight lads

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>Russia needed a revolution to get rid of the trappings of the Tsarist era. The February Revolution was wonderful.

>>72204790
Alexander III was the one who started that, it was Witte who was building on his legacy.

>The February Revolution was wonderful.
Which is why it resulted in mass starvation leading to radicalisation and thus the rise of the Bolsheviks. How glorious.

>>72204811
how much did you pick up la? sort us a line

>>72204638
and they'd clearly be right you daft bellend, you think that a few generations ago people would spend their twenties sat in their room talking to strangers if they had the chance?

royal gala are such quality apples

pink ladies are such a meme

>>72204790
Except it ended up becoming state capitalism under Stalin

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there are people here who work with small children in schools

>>72204794
You've really never heard any American accents slipping through? It's mostly a thing in autistic kids because they mimic the only """"social interaction"""" they know. Kid's doing tests will put their hands up just to announce to teachers that they've realised the question was a trick question. It's so fucking bizarre.

been doing as many press-ups as i can every day for 2 months now and i can still only do like 15, with my average being 12.

>>72204784
I invented fedora posting for people like you, so don't fucking throw a 'dora at me you fucking testosterone deficient runt.

>>72204607
>legit government

By what measure? And anyway how was it ever going to prevent the army abandoning the war and peasants seizing all the land.

>>72204712
He was a fucking idiot.

I don't think any sources disagree on that.

>>72204866
I am actually training to be a primary school teacher from September tbqh.

>>72204834
>Which is why it resulted in mass starvation leading to radicalisation and thus the rise of the Bolsheviks. How glorious.

The starvation was due to the WW1 which the Tsar blundered into. He deserved to die. Problem came with the Bolsheviks seizing power.

>>72204882
nonce

didn't know what dabbing was outside of weed smoking until quite recently

>I invented fedora posting for people like you, so don't fucking throw a 'dora at me you fucking testosterone deficient runt.

>>72204868
There is only one autistic child in the school but they don't talk much at all.

robert mugabe wears savile row suits

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>tfw 2 dum too reed Shaykspeer