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cara

ah yes the old new thread gambit

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>72201305
this 2bh

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'e

the irish are actually an alright race

head on ache

https://youtu.be/3SgLSV9Mgfw


watching BASED rich spence lads

Stop making /brit/ threads.

how often do you buy actual potatoes to cook lads?

>>72201370
no

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bee eff

>>72201345
you are irish you twat

>>72201417
no he isn't

Eating a potato.

>>72201431
yes i am

>>72201370
Isn't this the fifth one? Time to stream yourself smashing your bollocks.

Say an old friend messages you out of the blue inviting you to his birthday party, would you go?

asking for a friend btw

>>72201443

>muh heritage

no.

>>72201398
>no
killed myself
>>72201452
I said if there were five on the board at the same time. Catalog shows three right now.

ah yes
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5yysuy/when_youre_a_ginger_bartender_in_chicago_on_st/

What's it like having a dad lads?

Did yours teach you how to talk to qt grills and dance and be good at sports?

>>72201460
yeah

>>72201460
I don't fuck with no parties

>>72201486
>reddit
shan't be clicking that thank you

>>72201460
Depends, is he a batty bwoi?

>>72201467
my dad was born in cork

>>72201467
he's not english

need a bf

I got 21 seconds to go

>>72201367
isnt this guy a nazi

>>72201487
Nah, mostly made me afraid of him because of his drinking and his two other side families.

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>>72201507

garfield you lazy cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-nBpVmaG08

ah yes tim's hearing things again

don't need a bf

>>72201508
no

reading some recipes from the potato council

didn't know taters were so versatile

truly at my lowest ebb

>>72201513
i'm both

dick in arse goes

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>72201589
boil them
mash them
stick them in a stew

>>72201367
lol what a wasteman

>>72201585
Then no.

FUCK PRIME MINISTER THERESA MAY
FUCK BITCH CUNT SHIT ASS

>>72201602
fuck off paddy twat

>>72201603
bit gay

Thirty-five people have been killed in a landslide at a vast rubbish dump on the outskirts of Ethiopia's capital Addis Ababa, officials say.

They say dozens of people are still missing since the landslide on Saturday night at the Koshe landfill. A resident said 150 people were there at the time.

>>72201626
oh what a shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NagzOmU4rw0

choon

>>72201486
>muh heritage

hmmmmmm

>>72201626
Almost as funny as when some dumb cunts set their mattresses on fire and killed 35 other cunts in South America.

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FUCK homophobia

i got 21 seconds to flow

>>72201626
reckon ethiopialad is okay?

>>72201626
>landslide

rubbishslide?

so if you like me let me know
let me in the studio

louise mensch reckons andrew breitbart was murdered by putin

>>72201681
are you a cuteboy?

can't wait for gta6 lads

gta online is boring as fuck

FUCK homosexuals

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>11°C

>>72201700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruK7e6BB-VY

>>72201697
no
brains of an englishman
brute force of an irishman

>>72201607
>When Sam spoke about chips yanks thought he meant crisps

Howling.

>>72201690
i rate louise mensch

very smart

I suppose women shouldn't be allowed to have children either since they're most likely to kill them.

>>72201700
join an autistic clan of roleplayers lad
makes it more fun

I used to play with a bunch of 30 year old american mongs

>in the middle of doing a shit
>DPD knocks on my door
>now have shit stains in my boxers

ah yes

REALLY need to stop drinking lads

this weekend has been a complete write off and I have nothing to show for it other than a hangover and having less money

>>72201721
>brute force
HAHAHAHAH PADDY THINKS HES STRONG HOWLING come over here and I'll fucking deck you cunt

>>72201486
>St Pats
>muh heritage
>it's not even St. Paddy's yet
It's all there. Bloody yanks.

>>72201714
wat

there is some lad who may browse /brit/ that works at rockstar though

he leaked a load of stuff on /gtag/

doing a new zelda on wii u

>>72201738
instead of a hangover, why dont you hangyourself xox

in my late 20s and wanking 3-4 times a day
sexual frustration reaching dangerous levels, could commit a 'cide oon

>>72201736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBanvdbPAI

they're a devious lot those DPD people

>>72201730
>I used to play with a bunch of 30 year old american mongs

doing what?

There's an autistic group that pretends to be garda with the police mod might do that

>>72201741
come to brum i'll fucking kick your head in you purebreed scum

>tfw this week is the week Theresa will destroy the last vestiges of British relevance
>tfw this week Theresa will begin the annihilation of the last hollowed husk of our post-war social safety net
>tfw this week Theresa will set Britain on a new path of hyperliberal capitalism where our whole economy will be a race to the bottom to service corporate interests in a desperate bid to salvage the sinking ship
>tfw this week is the last week we Britain can be called a first world country, British wages are about to plummet and our quality of life is about drop like a fucking stone

All this just because you lot got annoyed at hearing people speak Polish on the bus

>>72201743
>>it's not even St. Paddy's yet
yes it is
no one cares about the real day, this is the designated paddys pissup day

>>72201786
Alri' paddy see you in bout a half hour HOWLING AT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU COULD EVEN SCRATCH ME

>>72201738
How to stop being an alcoholic:
step 1: put the bottle down

That's all

sometimes I forget that I'm not gay

>>72201736
>jerking off to my futa porn, ready to cum
>post service knocks on the door
>answer the door with my dick in my hand
>he starts staring at it
>tell him it ain't gonna finish itself off and he should do something about it because he interrupted me
>he steps inside and sucks me off until I finish
>tip him for his service and sign for my parcel

>>72201817
>Yes it is
No, it isn't, Nigel.

>>72201805
hmm? all those things are what the EU has caused

>>72201805
good

Spotted a paki>>72201805

>>72201805
>you lot
I'll have you know I voted remain

>>72201738
>and I have nothing to show for it

what did you expect to achieve exactly?

>>72201805
>tfw full communism will finally arrive
Can't wait

>>72201805
why the fuck do i care? i'm moving to dublin if things go to shit

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>I'll have you know I voted remain

>>72201769
imagine walking down the street and seeing tim hanging out his window doing this.

>>72201858
corbunnism?

>>72201769
absolute classic

*hardens my stance*

>>72201805
heh

i really hope we find some way for britain to still be sort of member like norway

>grinds coffee
>pours into 'ropress
>turns on kettle and stops it just short of boiling
>pours into the coffee and stirs for 10 seconds
>allows to stand for one minute
>adds cap and filter paper and inverts
>depresses plunger into pre-warmed milk
>adds a teaspoon of demerara sugar and stirs
>takes a sip

AAHHHHHHH YES

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>I'll have you know I voted remain

>>72201894
*strokes your hair*

>>72201889
yes comrade

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>>72201852
maybe artistic decoration skills

hey once the UK leaves the EU, the EU can carry on with it's world superpower plans and remain relevant

haha

>>72201911
>milk
>sugar

You might as well just use nescafe out the jar.

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watching a programme about finland

>>72201911
>plates up and serves you your full-English
Have a good day, lad.

I'm serious guys, invoking article 50 will be the greatest act of self mutilation by a nation state in history. Argentina was once one of the wealthiest nations in the world, now it's a shithole. It can happen anywhere, it will happen in Britain, you lot have to stop acting like things are normal just because the decline hasn't ramped up yet. Leaving the EEA will destroy this country.

Anything going on in brum tonight?
Fancy a cheeky night out

*hugs you while stroking your hair*

I just use instant coffee and add a bit of hot chocolate powder
tastes lovely

>>72201959
argentina has a good new president

hopefully he can fix at least some of what kirchner ruined

>>72201959
'sheed

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*walks toward you*

>>72201964
yeah it's paddys day you fucking mong
it's heaving everywhere

>>72201959
Literally nothing that can be done about it at this point you stupid shill, you can't just reverse democracy.

>>72201944
why is this always the argyument bremains use

no one thinks we're a superpower

but we aren't some irrelevant backwater either, stop being so extremist


>>72201959
britains already a shithole, don't care

>>72201959
because it swung to the left

wish i lived in a city

honestly feel like my village is still in the 1980s.

>>72201959
>you lot

Back to Slovenia you go.

playing the ol' 'gan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVoFLM_BDgs

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Hello lads, wuu2

haven't had sex in over a year

>>72201990
who is this cum drum?

thinking about the canadian girl i shagged in budapest on the ol' interrail trap

have yet to see any strong argument on why leaving the eu is a bad thing

>>72201959
>>>/krautland/

>>72202020
*hugs you*

haven't done a poo since thursday

>>72202043
the papers said it so it must be true

>>72201959
People will just say 'We wuz lied to!' and then vote for something even stupider next time. You're really upsetting the lads with this talk anyway, you should give it a rest.

Also we were the ones who ruined Argentina and I don't mean the whole Falklands thing.

>>72202043
because, because it's racist

if being in the EU is so good, then why are most EU countries doing badly?

seems to be good for Germany and only Germany

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lads what on earth is wrong with micks. no wonder ulster doesn't want anything to do with them

>>72202043
it will be slightly more difficult for tarquin to go on his bimonthly european getaway

>>72201993
plenty of british people still think britain is a relevant world power and act like the empire still exists

and we're on the road to becoming an irrelevant backwater
have you been to any council estate?
have you been to any overspill estate?
have you spoken to any of the common people?
have you noticed how our government refuses to fix things that have simply and easy solutions?

this country has a huge amount of problems that need to be fixed
yet most people are too focused on non-issues
and leaving the EU won't necessarily make anything better

>>72202021
same haha

at what point does your virginity grow back?

>>72201991
i swear st paddy's is on Friday?

>>72202086
Scotland isn't a real country.

anyone else doing /nopoo/?

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>>72202051

>>72202097
one lunar cycle

>>72202134
be my gf (male)

can't wait to feel that rope tighten around my neck

business idea: greater manchester annexes the sk13 postcode

>>72202091
britain is a relevant world power

having a permant security council seat and nukes will do that

unless the only countries you consider relevant are USA, china and maybe russia

but really i dont even care if we become poor so w/e bitch

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*does a listen*

ah yes, very impressive

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who's dis?

>>72201991
>It's Paddy's Day
Except it's not.

hows /nopoo/ 2017 coming along lads?

>>72202091
and yet the country is in a much better situation than it was 40 years ago...

>Richard Spencer BTFO
>Milo BTFO
>Katie Hopkins BTFO
>Marine Le Pen soon to be BTFO

ah yes, 2017.

>>72202175

bank of england

>>72202184
Which side of the argument is comment for.

>>72202184
sure, but if you want it to continue to be in a better situation then you need to fix the issues at hand

and mummy may isn't going to do that

>>72202181
haven't pooed in half a month
>>72202189
cuz no one likes right wingers they're mongs

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>>72202091

and yet 80% of the world would get on a rickety dinghy across the ocean to move here

>>72202100
>>72202180
fucking mongs, the parade and celebrations are today
don't reply to me ever again

chicago must be fucking huge if all that shit is happening every day but Murkans insist its only certain small parts and most of it is perfectly safe city

>>72202184

>We joined the EU in 1975

This really gives my neurons a workout

>>72202175
A female masterbatory writer. She made the 50 shades of grey of her time.

>>72202248
Wrong. Pathetic Englishman.

>>72202251
niggers will be niggers

>>72202189
Leave Le Pen alone.

>>72202251
Chicago is literally the size of the entire country of Ireland.

>>72202251
Dude, your country is fucking puny. of course you wouldn't understand

>>72202264
i was there earlier you fucking muppet
clueless cunt, you try going out for paddys next friday, everyone will have forgot about it

Based antifa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZilNNQUtEvM

>>72202086

all the smart people got on boats and left instead of starving to death

>>72202254
not true at all. if you were referring to pride and prejudice then you obviously haven't read it

Quite like the idea of moving to Germany, every time I've visited it's been very nice.

doing some coding haha

>>72202281
doubt this in all honestly

We need to take the streets, we need to show parliament that the true will of the people is to remain in the EU. We absolutely cannot let this travesty take place, we are better off dead than outside the EU.

>>72202236
Eat more fibre, you will feel better and stop being a lefty retard.

>>72202298
>Try going out for Paddy's Day on Paddy's Day in Ireland and I bet you everyone will have forgotten about it
lmao

Fucking state of the English

lads i think a girl might like me

>>72202210
>>72202253
it worked well for a while, up until the last 15 years or so

>>72202298
absolute mong. seeing one twat in a crowd of 200 normies going shopping on a sunday doesn't make it st patricks day.

Typical autist spacker, surprised you even made it outside with shoes on 2bh

>>72202332
>he's not part of /nopoo/
Fuck off reddit
>leftytard
Ah yes hello rorke can you fuck off? Thanks

>>72202329
Leaving the EU doesn't bother me as I have the skills and qualifications that allow me to emigrate to another first world country.

>>72202317
more brits here would be nice uezs

>>72202335
you're not in ireland you little spastic
>>72202358
THE PARADE WAS TODAY IN BIRMINGHAM YOU FUCKING MONG GOOGLE IT

How do I get paid to be a Remain Shill? I can post from a British proxy.

>>72202317
it's literally the shittiest Western European country, I would rank some Slavholes above it at this point, actually. Austria is good though,

>>72202306
Terrorist scum.

>>72202410
>ah waaaaaaaaah those poor fascists they dindu nuffin

too many lefties itt

>>72202405
Everywhere I've been in Germany was generally much nicer than Britain.

I can only imagine you'd think it was shit if you thought every street has 100 Syrians on it or something like the Mail says.

lmao
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-39247381

>>72202395
I wonder this too, wouldn't mind getting paid to shill haha.

turning the name field off
too much hastle and autism

>>72202306
>criminal damage
>no eye protection
>terrible technique with the sledgies

ah yes, the left

>>72202365
Are you still trying to force that rorke meme Winkie?

>>72202385
>you're not in Ireland
Except I am.

>>72202435
i don't like fascists but antifa calls everyone right-of-centre a fascist

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>too many lefties itt

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>>72202385
>celebrating st patricks day a week early

is this a symptom of having a 90% paki population?

RADICAL centrist

>>72202349
I thought the same but yesterday she was telling me that she has a crush on some bloke
Don't get yer hopes up laddy

>>72202484
northern ireland is a povvo shithole
the birmingham paddy parade (today) is the biggest in the UK

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>>72201805
>There are people unironically this deluded

>>72202435
Shit b8 lad.

>>72202443
no, I've just actually been there
like most people

Link me to the most stupid dailymail article you can find

How can Ireland be real when it's pretty much part of the UK?

>>72202485
>>72202481
>>72202468
>>72202540
Rorkes

>>72202517
>YOU'RE NOT IN IRELAND REEEEEEE
>yes I am
>uhhhh ummmmm YOUR IREALND IS SHIT AND BIRMINGHAM IS THE TRUE IRELAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking Englishmen.

>>72202358

embarrassed yourself lad

would leave the thread if i were you

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business idea: abolish sunday trading laws

douglas carswell is the best example of a radical centrist politician in the UK

>>72202565
>removing your name and then trying to samefag
Sad stuff lad.

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>>72202502
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/patricks-day-parade-2017-times-12644781


HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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tesco self-checkout machine flagged this up as a restricted item. seriously?

>Ancient arabs created the 12 month system, 24 hour system, 360 degrees in a circle, 12 months in a year, rudimentary contributions to chemistry, algebra, physics and astronomy
>Indians contributed strongly to Mathematics including inventing the number zero. As one of the oldest civilisations they also had their own neolithic revolution paving the way for cotton cultivation, sugar refinement, et al. Also invented cataract surgery.
>Whites invented the internet, the TV and many electrical appliances today. The industrial revolution was propelled by the invention of Newcomen's steam engine, which further led to the cotton gin and various appliances that make life easier today. Also theorised the four fundamental forces, special and general relativity, founded the entirety of the periodic table and established a new era of computer programming.
>The Chinese invented gunpowder which gave them the privilege of being one of the few nations to not fall under European rule. They also invented paper, the compass, silk and trade routes which connected Europe to the east.
>Blacks....

?

>>72202600
Got stuck behind a bunch of old people on the self checkouts earlier. Grim, hope I have the decency not to hold people up when I'm old by dithering.

>>72202615
They dindu nuffin

>>72202615
>Ancient arabs created the 12 month system, 24 hour system, 360 degrees in a circle, 12 months in a year, rudimentary contributions to chemistry, algebra, physics and astronomy
dont think it was arabs

>>72202658
>he's this retarded

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>>72202595
>Everyone in the picture for his St. Patrick's Day parade is black and he claims it's the "real St. Patrick's Day"

>>72202646
dont ever reply to me again you spacker cunt

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Raise yer accents for Canada.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_raising

>>72202615
we invented submarines n sheet

>>72202615
we have 12 months because of the romans


the other shit you mentioned was either greeks or eygptians long before arabs were relevant

>>72202658
It was Mesopotamia which is modern day Iraq/Syria.
If they weren't arab then what were they?

>>72202685
uh, sorry?

>>72202686
i met plenty of authentic irishman earlier
more people go to birmingham for paddys day than they go to poorthern direland

>>72202688
*cums in your bum*

>>72202691
Canada is the strongest nation in the world

>>72202688

Get the fuck out of this thread you syrup eating moose fucking leaf cunt

>>72202615
Blacks created all that when we wuz kangz. Whites and arabs just stole it.

>Arabs inventing anything
think the massive inbreeding over hundreds of generations would put a stop to that right away

>>72202701
mesopotamia weren't arabs


fucking hell lad sort your head out

Have the 'ol TV licence test coming soon lads

>>72202731
Arabs existed BEFORE Islam "mate".

Spackered all over me face for the second time today lads.

sat on a cock last night

anyone here had sex? what does a girl feel like?

>>72202711
>I met plenty of "authentic Irishman" earlier celebrating the wrong day in an English city full of non-whites
LMAO

>the white man invented EVERYTHING
ahh yes, rorke on point with his history knowledge as usual

>that Kr**t is present

>>72201949
this

>>72202700
>eygptians

WE

>>72202701
duno but im pretty sure they're not arab.

Daily Reminder: Anyone who celebrates St Patricks day before St Patricks day is a nonce from Birmingham.

>>72202746
then WHAT were they?

>>72202758
>anyone here had sex?
yes
>what does a girl feel like?
soft

>>72202749
Are you saying Islam causes inbreeding? Are you serious right now mate? That's fucking racist.

>>72202774
dont think anyone has asserted that

>>72202758
Bag of sand

>>72202774
white people invented almost everything relevant desu
not even a rorke

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irish bugs ITT LEAVE

I've been to England (London) recently. Where are the white people hidden?
-Posted from Belfast

>>72202764
plenty of irish accents about
loads of them come over for this weekend every year

>>72202578
GOOD post

HATE sunday trading laws

>>72202615
Gregorian calendar came from the Julian Calendar. It's entirely an Italian creation. I'm fairly certain Italians made the first 24 hour clocks too.

Remember when Anton Du Beke from strictly got in trouble for calling some bird a paki? Just realised that wasn't very interesting but I'll post it anyway :-)

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>>72202810
uhhhhh

>>72202854
Italians aren't white.

>>72202823
There's no white people in London m8.

>>72202805
there was lots of peoples in that region over different time periods

perisans, scythians, elamites, assyrians etc

basically a slighly more european version of modern day persians, since they probably mixed a bit during the arab invasians when the sassanid empire fell

>>72202860
stop posting fake news you filthy little bigot

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>>72202271
Fillon is getting it up the rectum, if he falls, it's another notch on the EU-philes' fightback.
The ¯ must be deleted.

>>72202826
You're an Englishman in and English city surrounded by pakis and Africans trying to claim you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day a week before St. Patrick's Day.

L

M

A

O

>>72202860
but some of them aren't even muslim you mong

19 years old now, still live with mum and dad, still doing my A levels, can't drive, my work experience amounts to working as a potwasher (not even a very good one) and a coffee maker (got sacked after two months)

do i have a chance of one day becoming prime minister?

>>72202815
>still mad because we heemed you over to Australia

>>72202805
semitics

>driving 20 minutes
>15 minutes away from destination
>forgot my fucking glasses at home
>have to drive all the way back

Just been told another friend of mine died in a car crash last night

1 a year seems to be continuing. Not sure how I feel now.

>>72202798

Manchester's Irish community will be painting the town green as the St Patrick's Day parade passes through the city on Sunday March 12.

Tens of thousands of people are expected to line the streets to watch as the procession winds its way to the town hall.

>>72202700
>>72202854
Listen up white boys.
The Mesopotamians were autistic about the number 12.
It's their fault we have 12 months.
It's their fault we have 12(*2) hours in a day.
It's their fault we have 360 degrees in a circle.
It's their fault we have 2pi radians in a circle.

give me summit to watch /brit/

>>72202910
lmao rekt

>>72202894
ah yes there is no correlation with being darker and being an Islamic country on that map at all

>erdogan wants to become the official kaiser of nu-ottoman empire
>throws an official vote "do you want sir erdogan to become the ultimate kaiser? y/n"
>sends his ministers abroad in europe to gather the crowds and ask the diaspora turkroach to vote for the yes
>a few european countries tell the ministers to fuck off and refuse to allow their plane to enter their countries
>erdogan cries out at how europeans are nazis and fascists, "literally hitler™"
>some dumb minister cunt tries to force the netherlands' borders anyway in a bulletproof vehicle escorted by armed men
>dutch special forces intercept the convoy, disarm the turkroach escort and wait for the minister cunt to leave the car to arrest her
>she refuses to leave the car
>get her ass towed in her armored car out of the netherlands
>maximum outrage
>roachs mad as fuck
>erdogan mad as fuck
>geert will rule the world
>the end

>>72202866
Certainly aren't Arab.

>>72202894
yeah I know it's a map of the world you moron

>>72202922
lmao rude

>>72202910
1 less yank
woohoo

>>72202896
>do i have a chance of one day becoming prime minister?

hmm

well if you're not doing ppe at oxford, very unlikely

>>72202798
christ you're a mong
a lot of things get celebrated on the sunday (usually before) the day because it's more convenient for various people

>>72202918
trap porn

>>72202917
>It's their fault we have 360 degrees in a circle.
>It's their fault we have 2pi radians in a circle.
you're fucking retarded. those are mathematical properties that have proofs, not just made up numbers you mongoloid paki

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>>72202917

>>72202512
i won't, but it's nice to dream

>>72202925
this was a nice story

just had a poo where i could feel my stomach colapsing on itself

like wew

>>72202917
wrong

mespotamians were before the romans

romans had 10 months until they decided to add two more on to honour augustus and julius caesar and now we have 12

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT MONTHS THEY ARE

>>72202720
a true Canadian rider who went to an excellent hɐJ.skuɫ which hæd nobʌdi əbut.

>>72202925
what went through your mind when you thought /brit/ was a good place to post this? fuck off

>>72202925
>the end
You forgot the part where France welcomed them with open arms.

>>72202954
AND WHO DISCOVERED IT FATTY?

IF I SAID "IT'S EINSTEIN'S FAULT THAT THERE'S AN ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SPACE AND TIME" YOU'D KNOW I WASN'T FUCKING SAYING "EINSTEIN INVENTED SPACE AND TIME".

CRETIN.
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.

I WANT TO FIST FUCK YOU CUNT.

Suppose the inferior micronations have the right to be a bit jealous. Doesn't really matter anyway, they can't stop us.

just had a poo where i could feel my stomach colapsing on itself
like wew

>>72202954
Oh really, what's the mathematical reasoning behind the number 360?

Seems suspiciously close the number of days in a year to me desu.

>>72202970
Good post. Was about to point out the same.

countries don't exist

>>72202949
Ah yes, i love the fact that halloween, Christmas and my birthday is always on a Sunday

>>72202954
radians, yes
degrees, no, they're completely arbitrary

I'm uncomfortably wired lads

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>>72201805
And you know what? If I had a choice, I would do it all again, and again, and again.

>>72203044
So what is Uruguay then?

*Does a poo on you*

>>72202970
(You)

>>72202990
I can tell english is not your first language
>>72203058
wrong

>>72203058
there are many theories as to why 360 degrees was chosen

don't mind Yanks posting as long as they live in the original thirteen states

other Yanks have the same relevance to this general as someone from Timbuktu or Slovakia, why the fuck would some French or Spanish colony post here lmao

>>72202990
Except you literally said "Ancient arabs created [...] 360 degrees in a circle"

>>72203096
>I can tell english is not your first language
mong
he's clearly just a working class thicko

I done fell in love with a thottie, FUCK

>>72203096
>>72203098
other than 360 factoring nicely it's arbitrary

>>72203110
french colonies can post here because Diev et leur droit

so basically we proved him wrong on the arab thing

then the spastic got confused thinking arabs and mesopotamians are remotely the same thing

now he's breaking down in the face of being utterly wrong in everything he has said]

lol

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>tfw to intelligent to believe remain campaign propaganda

>>72203136
are you sure?

almost everything on the internet suggests that it's to do with an approximation of a length of a year

>>72203110
Virginia is technically a commonwealth 2bh

>>72203167

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>tfw to smart to believe in capitalist propaganda

>>72202615
>>Blacks....
the rhythm of the drums
and other important music parts.

>>72203172
West Virginia and Virginia should join back together because then it would have a Republican majority and have more electoral college votes.

>>72201805
Yeah because Britain was completely fucked before we were saved by the EU, right?

Oh wait, no, we were smashing Nazis and winning world cups and releasing albums like Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

>>72203170
sure but there's no mathematical significance

radians are mathematically significant because, on the unit circle, the length of an arc is its angle in radians

>>72203211
You know how fucked the country was in the 70s right? We'd been in major decline since the war.

>>72203247
>there's no mathematical significance
nobody said there was

>>72203272
>>72202954

>>72203205
West Virginians are shameful traitors and CANNOT be trusted under any circumstance. Let them starve when their coal mines close.

>>72203211
>we were smashing Nazis
yanks and soviets did that
>winning world cups
we cheated a lot
>muh beatles
ahaha

this is what a collared dove sounds like http://www.british-birdsongs.uk/collared-dove/

this is what a common wood pigeon sounds like http://www.british-birdsongs.uk/common-wood-pigeon/

thanks for listening

the 1970s EEA was good since it was just about trade between first world growing countries

the political union of the EU is shit because we invited slavs

>>72203328
think i prefer the wood pigeon.