what's going on edition
>lose an hour
>>72199739
Reminder
benders
alri
>>72199739
Someday I'll be a leaf. I'm sick of this fucking country.
I'm out of ideas...
gay thread
doing a poo
Yessir
>metalfaggots
Truly the greatest manchildren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOVs1w2nAg8
The bf.
Hulo how is life in the north americas
any Siege buds in?
>>72199827
great fucking image bud, mind if i keep it?
gonna try to piss on the queen's grave once she finally croaks
>>72199880
It's fuckin' trash
>>72199910
Hell yeah I took it from an habs thread on /sp/
>>72199910
When is Canada gonna reclaim lord Stanley's cup? It's been awhile
>>72199953
>tfw we were the last time
fuck american franchises
>>72199951
thanks
>wake up
>oh man it's 8 am
>it's actually 9 am because of daylight fuck time
it needs to stop
>>72199953
Habs are gonna do it this year lad. Mark my words.
DST is alright because it means the sun hasnt completely set when i leave the office
>>72200019
sun is for faggots
>>72200007
Support a local team you fucking shithead
>>72200007
ill burn a cop car for you
>>72200066
I like the bruins too. My state used to have their own team, the fuckin whalers, but no longer.
>>72200074
Hey maybe game 7 will happen in chicago against the hawks and the habs close out. If so I'll burn a copcar.
>>72200247
another new england team would be comfy. fuck the south west
>>72200326
wouldnt the police disperse the crowd violently? i though american cops didnt fuck around, or would they let a bunch of white people fuck around the near west side for a bit
>>72200503
Idk I went crazy when the cubs won the world series but yeah no one was flipping cars. Probably would get tear gassed.
why was janny going on a rampage and removing threads?
>>72200593
His pukka pies were late
>>72200593
Overcooked his hot pocket
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is anime the new modern art?
>>72200739
Hey it's fits of autism
>>72200678
tfw bought ananas
gonna put in a
pi
chicken sauce
Canadian bro next door was arguing with his wife over wearing "long pants" in 50 degree weather
>>72200782
>>72200782
>>72200863
fuck OFF
>>72199739
Christ, I don't fucking know anymore. 2017 has rapidly turned into the year of "everyone forgets how to just NOT".
I hate spring forward
>>72200874
I'm practically dead when it's over 20 degrees
>>72201300
I hate roommates. I'm from VT. Hate warmth. Makes me sweat profusely.
>>72201371
You sure you're just not fat?
>>72201387
Lol no 6'5 170
>>72201371
Anything above 30 is way too fucking hot, I don't know how there's people who say it's cold at 5-10 degrees and I don't know how people can live in Mississippi where it's hot and humid
>>72201476
Well idk about that. I do like warm springs and summers but fall and winter need to be cold as fuck
I'm addicted to buying cheap crap I don't need from Aliexpress
>>72201803
my flag
>>72201560
literally me
Is it alright if I vape and discuss my atheistic beliefs here, buds?
>>72201836
nah, that seems like a /brit/ thing
got cucked by an englishman
>>72201803
The trans flag is cuter tbqh
>>72201836
Yes
show some fucking respect
*scuffs your Jordans*
>>72202256
actually this is the Transnistrian flag
and it's not cute at all
you fucking cunt
This should be the symbol of the LGBT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
>tfw not human
>>72202693
Listening to Die Easy by this guy right now
gf just sent me this
not up for discussion
>>72202800
>18 kb
wow, how shitty
Weed cured my brain cancer
>>72202841
>>72202900
weed cured tammy's anorexia
>>72202914
>TN
>PA
get the fuck outta here
>>72202659
good symbol
>>72202841
>>72202659
bad symbol
>>72202841
>california not red
rest of the map is meaningless
>>72202659
alright symbol
>>72202841
>VT
>based as fuck love
my nigga
>>72202841
>>72202914
>>72203029
>>72203029
wow a califag showing that much love for new englamd. A rare sight. Tbh your whole map should be gray except cali. Thats what calinerds are really like.
>>72203153
i'm not from texas but i can say it is 100x better than commiefornia
Reminder that you will never be as handsome as me and Montananon
>>72202841
>>72199739
Could somebody dump these for every state?
One more question, what's up with Maryland and Delaware, you literally never hear about those states.
nevada would be great if it wasn't a fucking desert
>>72203632
that's the best part
I'm probably the best looking poster in this thread
pic is me
>>72203620
>>72203675
>green hair
>pierced eyebrow
>shitty tattoo
he's like the nu metal of men
>wake up
>see this
What do?
>>72203800
meme sports
>mfw a fucking brit replies to my post
>mfw someone from Canada or America pretends to like soccer to seem cool to Europeans
>>72203800
>povertyball
>>72203800
>injury ball
>>72203800
>communist kickball
>>72204082
>losing the game
>then acting like true losers by moping around on the fake grass
they lose and then lost
>>72203800
FTFY
Why is this general so bad?
It's not even bad in a funny Australian or Finnish shitposty way, it's just legitimately really fucking bad, as in none of the posters here are funny or interesting in the slightest, every single post is really fucking boring or outright faggy and annoying.
Why the fuck would you even make a general for fucking Americans and Canadians on an international board in the first place? You realize this is America's national chan right? Nobody even posts here, there are American, Canadian, and Mexican posters in literally every general BUT this one. We hate you, stop embarassing us and just give up on this dead, unfunny, awful general already. Who the fuck thought taking the corpse of /usa/ and adding Canadians and fucking Mexicans to it in the hope that people might actually fucking post here was a good idea anyway?
>>72204289
Fag
>>72204289
>Why is this general so bad?
you posting garbage like that is why its bad
>>72204289
Let's see. It was always shit but now it is worse because we reduced it to nothing but anime faggots that erp and namefag. And this is coming from me ironically.
But from what I ve seen our general is still one of the best. most ones are even more circlejerked and are mean and rude to outsiders vs. ours...so. But im guessing this is a pasta so i digress
thicc it is
fucked a bear last night and I'm soooo goddamn sore
>>72203640
(You)
>>72204394
we get more outsiders because everyone on 4chan speaks english
http://www.strawpoll.me/12515204
>>72204554
>>72204289
kill urself
>>72204566
Hey bud
>>72204648
conwaybro <3
Feeling a bit blue today, buds.
How are you?
>>72204669
Janny got his hotpockets in a bunch so now I'm phoneposting :/
How's things?
>>72204719
im good drinking coffe and watching templeos stream
>>72204719
doing ok.
>>72204719
bretty gud
got the day off from work because of weather
>>72204748
>JAN'D
bummer
he's gotten me twice
Ask someone who just had sex last night after 4 years of having been no gf anything
>>72204779
>kornheiser'd
>>72204879
Did you have sex with a man or woman?
Did you pay for it?
>>72204818
Got banned for posting thigh highs. I thought he was supposed to like that shit
>>72204879
how much money did you have to spend on your date before you got to coat your dick in sardine scented slime?
>>72204946
kek
thigh guy is different from janny
havent seen him in a long time
>>72204903
>>72204958
Woman, does buying alcohol and getting her drunk with it count as paying for it?
>>72204879
Will you be my bf?
>>72204774
Very comfy
I'm watching Frailty, where Matthew McConaughey deals with his murderous brother somehow.
>>72204800
>>72204818
nice
Sorry, not a lot to say today.
>>72205022
yep
but if you didnt have to spend a shitload on a whole night out then good for you senpai
>>72205028
Are you a vagina
>>72205096
No but I can look like one
Can you imagine? hahahahaha
>>72205156
>No but I can look like one
janny stop fucking with my brother arkansas
>>72205285
i can
>>72205285
>only half the brain is submerged and the fluid is sloshing around
seems like a design flaw
>>72205022
No, it doesn't count as paying.
>>72205308
>he does it for free
>>72205388
the numbers never lie
What did the janny do this time? ;)
>>72205447
gotta meme hard senpai
>>72205509
banned conwaybro
>>72205308
Which one?
>>72205292
Well, the qt likes it so it's fine with me
>>72205509
>>72205540
oh ya heard you finally got a bf
have you finally found an outlet for your sodomite urges
>>72205533
>>72205580
Haha wow.
Janny is on a rampage. ;)
>>72205683
He has to feel powerful somewhere in life
>>72205672
I hurt my back while fooling around last night tho :/
>>72205540
>>72205533
both of ya
wew
The mods are pretty based when they ban posters I don't like but other than that FUCK the janny
>>72205841
Do you like me?
>>72205758
>>72205841
He's a busy guy
failed my econ quiz
want to die
>>72205898
I only dislike the g*rman
>>72205922
foot kraut?
he's a gook
>>72205818
u kno it famalam
tennessee is based from the smokies to the mississippi, i've driven across your state many times
plus we share memphis senpai
its a shithole but its our bebi
>>72202841
>>72203029
>>72203604
>>72205941
nah, his combination of degeneracy, perversion, autism and scat fetishism can only be found in the teutonic race
>>72205909
god why wasnt i born a woman!
i want the pleasure of being a slut just once!
>>72205948
We shoulve aborted it...now the question is ,which memphis is the shitiest? west memphis or east memphis, obviously excluding the east to northeastern parts.
>>72205909
>shaved
>>72206002
the scat is pretty terrible
plus he has cheese pizza he posts when he's in a particularly autistic mood
low quality poster all around
>>72205948
>tfw been all over the country and visited 5 different countries but I've never driven out of the Pine Bluff-Conway-Hot Springs triangle
Disgusting
>>72205949
>green california
i guess your whole country is like them except not as brown
anybody got their own?
How does /cum/ deal with anxiety attacks?
>>72206164
The Cleveland "Career Killer" Browns
>>72206049
west memphis is poorer and shittier but safer and boring
but east memphis is more violent, but definitely has the better bbq and music
i think yalls side of the mississippi is prolly better
>>72206113
ive driven all over the south, most of new england, and been around the UK
never been further west than colorado
>tfw doomed to a blue collar life
>>72206214
Read
>>72206258
Utah is nice
Based Trump
>>72206376
Nice to visit but not nice to live in unless you like watered down beer, passive aggressiveness, and air pollution.
magic sluts
>>72206240
>coming from a redskins fan
IRON-KNEE
>>72206411
Delet this now
>>72206452
I guess it would get old if you lived there
>>72206411
but traps are noice
why make em illegal?
>>72206258
>go to great bbq joints in the hood
>get shot
>live near the river but be bored to death
>pegs himself a bullet
hmm hard decision.
been in the libarary for three hours now and havent achomplished andything
>>72206452
>passive aggressiveness
explain
Latin should be the world's common tongue
>>72206558
Whose fault is it
>>72206639
Fag
>>72206553
memphis bbq is top notch
better than texas and kansas for sure
i have a soft spot for NC vinegar on pulled pork though
>>72206575
mormons are too polite to be outright rude to your face or even swear so they tend to be passive aggressive/snarky instead
>>72206654
society
>>72206499
>>72206553
>being faggots
why?
what a dumb fucking life choice
>>72206667
I'll tongue your asshole if you don't stop being mean
>>72206164
>>72206720
>choice
>implying anyone would choose to restrict themselves to 1% of the population
>woke up sober
>thought last night i got into a hacker battle with someone trying to hack me
>thought people were going to come get me
really need to stop the whole alcohol thing
>>72206720
ironically ive never fucked a trap before though...
so hah...
>>72206684
hmm to be honest i likve vinegar sauce more than the sweet ones and that god awful mustard base sauce. But have you tried pit buried before?
>>72206575
>>72206684
Basically this.
It's not really just the Mormons either. Everyone here is into passive aggressive mind games. They don't want to socialize and will throw constant slight shade until you leave.
>>72206684
>better than texas
>wake up with 15 minutes to catch the only bus that'll get me to work on time
>remember I work at 1 instead of 12
phew
>>72206747
the lack of enthusiasm for collegiate athletics is astonishing.
You're missing out
>>72207014
>you actually forgot to set your clock ahead and you should have caught that bus
>>72207069
my phone jumps ahead automatically
>collegiate athletics
>>72206164
we /sp/ now?
>i hate the lakers
>>72207389
I'll never forgive them for 2002
fucking cheating scum
fried chicken power rankings
1. thigh
2. drumstick
3. breast
----------POWER GAP-------------
4. wing
>>72207339
ayy
>>72207496
Objectively correct
>>72207496
chicken strips are goat fried chicken
>>72207118
>his community college didn't have an athletics esteemed athletics program he could be proud of
>>72207339
hold on tight to your memes
>sports
>>72207339
>>72207607
>tfw Sooners
>tfw OKC Thunder
Nothing else matters though, plus Thunder isn't half as good as they used to be
Wish I was a girl
>T*ronto
>i dislike things
>Canadians
>>72207800
>plus Thunder isn't half as good as they used to be
Le Epic Triple Double guy
>is this an accurate profile of the regular Trump supporter?
>>72207961
yes
>americans
>>72208073
high quality meme
>their milk comes in bags
>>72208098
>>>/o/16818044
i feel bad for the people who didn't have a father figure in their lives to teach them how to drive a stick
>>72208073
no one taught me to drive stick, but my first car was and I just had to learn on my own
dumb amerimonkeys
swissANO
>>72208309
it's really not hard to figure out. in town traffic can be annoying though
my dad showed me how to drive stick once, but I forgot how because every car Ive driven was automatic
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
el HaitiANO
>driving stick is for real men
why is chipotle being shilled so much on reddit, is it any good ameribros ?
What does the average pol user look like?
dumb amerimonkey
>>72208442
yes
>>72208442
yeah. It's a lot of food though
>there are people who wilfully move to a country but still feel more connected to their old country and customs at expense of the new
These are the shittiest people. I don't care where you came from as long as Canada remains #1 for you.
you're all worthless trash
>>72208424
this one's better
ah yes yes canada #1 gib visa ty
>>72208442
it's overrated and expensive
>>72208587
>>72208364
crashed the car in freezing rain when I was 17
pretty fucked
"white americans" came to america as indentured servants
>>72208596
what's it like living in poverty?
He never recovered from this
>>72208653
>>72208587
delete these images mates
>>72208657
>crashed a car in freezing rain
i expected more from you oregon
>spending $8 on a fast food burrito
>>72208823
theyre pretty good burritos 'do
Those bastards raised the price of the Chicken Pizziola from 8.99 to 9.99
What is the alt-right
>>72208823
I spend $10.95 over here
>>72208809
I was 17 and had never driven in it before.
Car was mostly fine, the bumper fell off, but my dad was really made so I had to fix it myself.
>>72208849
reminds me of the guy that freaked out over a 99 cent burrito at taco bell being bumped up to 1.29
>>72208929
good life experience. you gotta crash a car at least once in life
>>72203675
gross desu.
Glad to see that the /cum/ thread is recaptured by Northern Americans again.
>>72209016
>5 layer burrito used to be 89 cents
>now its $1.79
>>72209041
Yeah, so get out
>not saving money by making your own food after buying the ingredients in bulk from Costco
>>72208845
It's basically 70% beans and rice. Nothing wrong with beans and rice, but it's not worth 2bh
>>72209090
>implying I live by costco
>he doesn't live near a Costco
>>72209090
i don't have a membership tho
Fuck costco
Costco sells 2lbs of dubliner for $10
literally worth it just for that
>>72209214
>dubliner
my nigga
>not saving money by living with your parents and eating their food
i would happily try to jump the border just to look at that ass
>>72208912
some small fringe group of loosely related far-right white nationalist ideologies
>>72209268
this bud gets it
>>72209268
>>72209365
>he still lives at home with his parents
>when you are trying to be productive but your mind and body betray you
the me is willing but the me is also weak
>two people with the title recruiter viewed your profile
>>72209432
The gf does too so no shame.
A lot of my friends live at home, only my rich buds have moved out so far.
tfw to intelligient to find a job
>>72209502
>only my self-respecting and motivated buds have moved out so far.
Fixed
>>72209432
i'm only 24
>girl that you desperately tried to get a date with in high school keeps showing up in your linkedin network even though you haven't heard from her in years
>>72209452
pic related
>>72209559
>respecting your self and being motivated makes you born rich
LOL
>>72209559
some people just have a bad case of failure to launch
lazy canadians on cum today.
SAD!
>I dont watch baseball
>>72209722
lol do you even sports?
>>72209755
that's me
>i watch baseball
>>72209814
>cherrypicking
nothing better than smelling your own farts
dumb monkey lipped, orangutan bodied, gorilla-like browridges amerimonkeys
>>72209856
>cherrypicking
there are no "cherries" in real sports that require peak physical form
>>72209859
They smell very nice
>>72209859
SSNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF AH YES QUITE PUNGENT MY DEAR IS THAT DARE I SAY IT EGGS I DETECT
>>72209755
ayyyy `,^]
>>72209872
>his flag is not a rectangle
check out this nerd
>>72209674
Sauce!
>>72210034
>stonerplank
It's mompickmeupat6
sports
fucking frostbacks
>>72210153
almost there
gorillas are the only animals with prominent brow bones, many amerimonkeys share this feature exclusively with gorillas
>>72210226
few more
>>72210153
>>72210308
all these worthless ameriturd posts
need a new buds
>>72210544
>>72210544
>>72210544
New
>>72210551
>>72210562
won't be posting in either
>>72210735
Okay
>>72210032
look up princess peach on exhentai
it is actually weird cuck porn but you can crop out that and just see peach