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ALRI

tired and gassy this morning lads

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fucks sake lads post sad posts

*gets glassed*

>>72190255
meme suicide scum
ah yes

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>>72190272
>tfw no gf

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>>72190272

>>72190272
haven't spoken to another human since i left the office on friday and won't until i go back in on monday morning.

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>Africans can't be perf-
Woah

*our eyes meet across the room*

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>>72190272
Haven't felt a real connection with another person in years.

*makes eye contact*

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>>72190343
spare a fanny for me

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>>72190255
meme read wisdom. so true

>>72190365
fucking hate the alt-right for this reason

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>>72190272
i need a poo but i'm too hungover to move to go and do it

>>72190328
>havent spoken to a woman I wasn't ordering fast food from in years

Through the very force of my intellect and willpower alone my testicles will shrivel off as if by magic.

>>72190381
>tfw

>>72190255
lust, tease.. ;) and suicide
100% true

Morning runtoids

Had a dream the other night where a man turned himself giant and started swatting dozens of planes out of the sky with a duster, and when he turned little again he uploaded a video of him doing it to the internet where it got really popular and I was the only one advocating for him to be punished.
Anyone want to interpret this dream, hoping I'm not gifted with the 'cy

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business idea: renewable energy based on poo

>>72190255
AM LID DOOR

Work in an hour

>>72190500
haha no lad it's sunday

>>72190393
i've had two dates with two different girls in the past month or so and neither agreed to a second date... and because both were part of my friendship groups I now feel like I fucked up my chances of finding a gril in this university with out using fucking tinder, which I don't agree with personally because I could never take a girl home to my family and look in their eyes and tell them we met on a fucking app. I get plenty of casual sex here, but now I'm getting old(er) and my time here at this institution is coming to an end, I just want something meaningful with a girl that likes me as much as I like her

business idea: convert to judaism

>>72190491
drumpf presidency.

>>72190510
escorts don't have free days

"India's civic unity has, and will always be, a shared fetishization of feces which hindu, muslim and christian alike of the Indian blood will partake in." -- g____i

>>72190500
Noooo I used to work Sundays over the winter it's the grimmest ting

>>72190547
GARI?

The Indian government recognizes homeopathy as one of its national systems of medicine;[289] it has established AYUSH or the Department of Ayurveda, Yoga and Naturopathy, Unani, Siddha and Homoeopathy under the Ministry of Health & Family Welfare.[290] The south Indian state of Kerala also has a cabinet-level AYUSH department.[291] The Central Council of Homoeopathy was established in 1973 to monitor higher education in homeopathy, and National Institute of Homoeopathy in 1975.[292] A minimum of a recognized diploma in homeopathy and registration on a state register or the Central Register of Homoeopathy is required to practise homeopathy in India.[293]
shocking that these morons fund this at a state level

>>72190493
think that exists
you produce methane gas off it which can be used for many things

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>>72190438
>>72190381
>>72190347
>>72190300
>>72190321
>>72190328

>>72190572
tbf I think prince charles has funded it before

>>72190255
cum kiss coke

hmmm

emailed my dentist last week that i couldn't make it to the slot they had booked for me

just got a text that they're looking forward to see me

fucks sake cunts check your email

>>72190530
>This is legitimately a thing for me because all the local anglo prossies only do incalls on weekends and that's when I visit family.

got this new patient in at the dentist, "tim" I think his name is
he's a total scizo, a right laugh. going to send him confusing emails until he throws a temper tantrum

>>72190614
Why didn't you just phone them.

amazing to think if I was a woman I could find some brothel online, go there and get paid to have sex

>>72190255
see the lebo

>>72190519
same but no moot

>>72190573
now we know India's step to superpower status. And you ignorant plebs mocked them
>>72190620
do an AMA about your life as an escort

Does anybody actually care enough to have his tax£s fund a further search for Madeline McCann?

>>72190236
is that the same guy who voices–over that advert on radio for Game?

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>>72190581

>>72190680
I don't care enough to take any interest in what my taxes are spent on.

ahh yes, waking up in my own vomit
Genuinely cannot understand what anyone likes about alcohol

>>72190719
Almost a third of it is spent on welfare and bennies according to the annual breakdown HMRC send

>>72190731
alcohol is a shocking meme

>>72190731
Done that twice, fucking horrible, and people ask me why I don't drink much anymore.

such a lonely day
and it's mine

>>72190737
I recall opening that letter and glancing at the pie chart.

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Starting to think you actually need to talk to girls to get a gf

>>72190731
how do you even do that?

would you rather live in frasier's or niles' flat? think i'd prefer frasier's desu

Just found out my real dad is Jamaican.

>>72190793
bag one

>>72190731
I prefer that to waking up with no memory of the night before desu.

>>72190783
Can tell you've never been on a big job before.

>>72190719
I think they ought go into specific areas and not just one big pot, like, I dunno, N.I.C.s only going to fund the N.H.S. and automobiles' taxes going to build and repair roads.

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Sunday morning motivation for you losers.

>>72190790
niles' place, he's got a sick library

>>72190782
oh no fucking shit. holy fuck

>>72190804
ahhh yes....
paranoid I've gone on racist rants before and nobody will tell me about it

>>72190815
frasier's got the view though

>>72190766
Happens to me every time I drink. I get that I'm a lightweight whatever but drunkenness doesn't even feel nice compared to almost every other drug in existence

>>72190783
vomit on your bed and immediately pass out/fall asleep

>>72190804
This happens to me too sometimes, but the good thing about this is that I don't have to look over every stupid autismo thing I did in the night

>>72190815

And a gift wrapping room. That said, Frasier had the better view.

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>>72190731
>>72190757
>>72190766
It's alright if you cant handle your piss boys but dont go around like a couple of soft cunts pretending its the drinks fault

>>72190822
very 'dit like post

going to call someone in this thread a dingus at 9:18

will it be you?

>tfw woke up on a hill in an area I don't know before after drinking
could have been raped and killed

>>72190844
this tbph

i'm not a dingus am i?

>>72190790
Niles has a properly fancy house (if a bit quaint) but Frasier's apartment has a great view of Seattle. 'tis a difficult choice.

>>72190804
the other night my friends put me in a taxi home because I was too drunk
ended up getting kicked out of the taxi and somehow walked to the train station and waited till 6 am for it to open
honestly can't remember a thing from when we left the pub to go into a club (which I got refused from apparently) to being at the train station

>>72190897
dingus

>>72190895
did ya check your bung hole?

>>72190895
Only if ur qt

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Being "popular" or simply just being connected to social circles is an utterly incomprehensible feeling to me and those reading this. People of high social value know each other and are essentially all friends. They know they are supposed to as soon as they meet. I know people and see myself how they are myself. Why are some always texting for instance? Or how are their own outings chock full of people they could only scarcely know in a genuine sense rather than just following some social credit system?

The more popular become the larger their social circle gets which is maintained on some system of social credit where you have people claiming to be friends with or eager to hang out with people they in actuality hardly know. This is why popular people will be eager to speak to anyone (even you) as if they were genuine friends with you and then the next day (when they don't have to resort to you) you really don't exist. Connection has become very shallow with them.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ANY OF THAT please at least absorb the truth that as people become more popular the more their new social connections are based on some sort of social credit. The substantive interaction which forms bonds becomes something assumed to exist.

>>72190844
Like I say I just don't know where the enjoyment in alcohol is anymore. Haven't had fun being drunk since I was maybe 16

Does Bumble use fake profiles? I've had about 8 matches in the last day and most of them are from girls who are far more attractive than me, and none of them have messaged me.

>>72190932
>Your

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>>72190255
flesh deed tease

>>72190913
it's amazing how we somehow function to do stuff like that when bladdered but we just don't remember doing it

I'm a fucking normie and have no idea why I spend time with you cunts. Reading your posts is very depressing. Sort yourselves out

>>72190936
I should add that good looks are probably the biggest guarantee of social credit.

why are french fellas disgusting on street fighter, theyll get stabbed

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Sad desu

Wish i was from straya or america.

The uk is a damp windy cramped shithole. Houses are tiny and expensive. Weather is depressing.

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>>72190255
enigma rage man

>>72191002
your mums damp and windy

>>72190973
This.

The lookspill is the final blackpill

>>72191002
true desu

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why did this general use to think I was a german with a proxy?
>>72190844
>It's alright if you cant handle your piss
should note to other aussies that we aren't talking about actual piss now
>>72191004
gonna do a wank now

>>72191002
emigrating to australia or at least getting a working holiday visa isn't that hard I think
I'd definitely do it

>>72190973
I disagree, I reckon charisma and being funny/interesting/not autistic is far more importnat

>>72191002
Same, but I dislike most of the rest of Europe more than I dislike Britain

>>72190988
haha can't take the banter?

>>72190255
Bail
Coke
Peep

Alright?

Alternatively it was:

Feel
Past
Made

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>>72190913
Saw this go down the other night, bunch of blokes forced their sloshed mate in to a jumanji's taxi, and when they walked away the punjabi started going off and chased him out.

poor sod stumbled out on to the road, nearly got run over and when he traversed the bitumen he accidentally walked into the poofs club.
absolute legend

>>72191066
>reckon charisma and being funny/interesting/not autistic is far more importnat

Those are sources of genuine social interaction and not assumed social credit.

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I couldn't tell whether the purply color of my shit was due to me eating beets y'day, if it was blood or a mix of the two.

>>72191066
There are plenty of studies that show conclusively that looks are the best predictor of the way that youre perceived by others.

Paul Giamatti can never be the hero

>>72191066
yeah it depends how you define "good looks", there's a lot of ordinary looking people out there who feel more attractive because they're charismatic
unless you're elephant man tier ugly or obese

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Need a sideshow bob gf

>>72191078
you'll get shoryuken'd pier

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>got absolutely black out drunk last night with two girls from work and their best mate (gay)
>don't remember anything
>arse felt suspiciously sore when i woke up
>thought i had the shits after a takeaway or something so ran to the toilet
>tried to squeeze out a poo and a warm liquid came out
>looked down and it was cum

docking in smuggler's cove

>>72191123
how'd the twitter date go?

>>72191121
wish more women were upfront like that instead of being overly nice out of pity just to end up neglecting you anyway

edith piaf is so sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn8gZHJZzA

>>72191141
want to dock in your botty 2bh

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i should have slept

i should have just went to sleep after midnight instead of staying up for FUCK sake

>>72191149
why do you save all these lad? bit weird.

hahahaha i'm alriing to this thread alriiiiiiiiii lads

way too big for your boots

>>72191172
what's weirder is having them all saved with phone camera filenames

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>autists will defend him

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>>72191172

To serve as a reminder if I ever think it might be a good idea to interact with a girl.

>>72191148
They'd be punched in the face.

>>72190936
If this isn't pasta people large social groups usually have 1 or 2 close friends that form a sub clique. not that it matter neither you or I are in one

>>72191181
i got the big size 12s on my feet

>>72191181
*steps into your shoes*

>>72191000
fucking hell

england youth are shit

Non, Je ne regrette rien

>>72191144
Gonna message her tomorrow, maybe late tonight

Can't imagine she's gf material anyway

>>72190255
none cut pass

indeed

if it ain't fixed, don't break it

>>72191185
yeah that is a bit mental

>>72191267
youth are shiite so are baby boomers and pensioners

>>72191284
whos jenny

>>72191308
why do you give them phone camera filenames?

SHIT IS MINE
IT'S ALL MINE
ALL THE TIME
SHIT IS MINE

extraordinarily hungover attempting to crack one out over Meme Alice x

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>>72191347

>>72191337
Very transphobic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKH5Ep1vj8

>>72191286
yeah nothing about her screams gf, I'd be 'mbaressed to be seen with her
gizza few more cheeky pics

why do people say the yemen or the ukraine

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>>72191343

I carry them around on my phone as a rotating lock screen to perpetually remind me about how much of a pathetic loser I am.

my name is daniel lee ryan, i was born in brisbane the 12th of january in 1994

I'm on glue shit don't get stuck

>>72191397
another great post by the germany

>>72191365
she's so fucking piff but I feel like I'm gonna throw up with each stroke

>>72191397
Places that were thought of as regions rather than well defined states

>>72191347
>tfw got full discography of that brighteyes camwhore
You just reminded me.

>>72191430
Then why don't we say The Wales?

>Police investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann have been granted £85,000 to extend the search for a further six months.

Spoiler: She's been eaten by insects

>>72191436
The UK

>>72191437
Some inspector doesn't want to move back from Portugal

made an elite shitepost in /nrl/

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Ah yes, the famously white nation of Wales

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on the train lads

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HERE'S TO YOU, NICOLA AND SHART
REST FOREVER HERE IN OUR MARTS
THE LAST AND FINAL MOVEMENT IS YOURS
THAT AGONY IS YOUR TRIUMPH

>>72191449
Well if we're doing that, you're The Federal Republic of Germany

>>72190255
Mad Dread Wisdom

when i die i'm going to come back as a zombie and eat the brains of everyone in this thread

>>72191126
Who else here is Following the Money?


Click 12 SQUARES and accept 3 TIMES on that Captcha?!

>>72191126
that story is nowise based on any actual events (apart from possibly having had a spicy takeaway).

Weird how the Avatar cartoon normalised the word bender

would gladly stab tim lovejoy in the eye and poo all over his body

wish i had a facebook to shitpost on, but they'll sell my information to advertisers and the cia

also, i don't have any friends

what'd'ya reckon lads just made it up
'people who live in arse houses shouldn't throw cocks' hahaha

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you wake up tied to the bed with this man in front of you

what do you do?

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>>72191397

Ukraine means border in Russian. Russians call it The Ukraine or the border, even though the Russian language doesn't contain definite articles.

Ukrainians call it Ukraine because they consider themselves an independent country.

>>72191511
try to hide my boner

can't wait to see some girl i like tomorrow lads x

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reminder that bournville is the ultimate city planning redpill

Give me your most intellectual question and I will answer it intellectually.

hugh laurie was better in house than he was in nigger adder

>>72191525
Why?

>not liking alcohol
Howling at you fucking runts.
>but it makes my tummy feel funny ;_;
The state of modern Britain

>>72191460
https://youtu.be/EBdk5hDadYE

5:08

>>72191537
I... uh... we-well y-you see.. uh...

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>>72191393

>>72191198
[reports thee to Women's Hour and to the Agency for Prevention of Violence to Women and Girls for the offense of violent misogyny]

>>72191525
forget about my smarty questions tonight, what'd you think about the blue team?

>>72191473
jokes on you my brain is already poisoned and shrinking

jeeves & wooster

it's been about 6 months since i was last exposed to the general public, i've been lifting hard since then and have gained almost 20kg. wonder if girls will notice me now

saw a man with 20kg of muscles today
was sooo grossed out

>>72191449
That's accurate though, the UK isn't a country

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what a bizarre story

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/778070/Yorkshire-Ripper-Levi-Bellfield-Ian-Huntley-prison-murderers-Soham-party

>However relations between Sutcliffe and Soham murderer Huntley – who wants to become a woman – have since turned sour

>In the heated exchange the Yorkshire Ripper reportedly called Huntley, 43, a “child killing b*****d

>Sutcliffe’s brother Carl told The Mirror: “Peter thinks he’s a higher class of killer than Huntley,

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>>72191529
>that was hugh laurie

Bought some rye whiskey last night and made Manhattans and old fashioneds. Tbh I prefer a bourbon old fashioned.

I subvocalize all your posts as American English too be honest

This morning on The Big Questions;

Is Christianity evil and should it still exist?
Should straight white men pay more tax?
And should Britain be more diverse?

All that and more at 10am

>>72191529
a bit of fry and laurie was his best work

>>72191613
Honestly don't know if this is a parody

>>72191610
I subvocalise your posts as dutch (read: pussy) english lmao

>>72191546
lmao can't believe people choose to look like this, though I guess she is attractive in an ugly way
what city?

>>72191613
the REALLY BIG questions surely must be:
how does Nicky Campbell keep finding work?
and
what is scottish about him apart from his surname?

>>72191588
So he's pretending to be crazy to get back into the nut house, and Huntley wants to become a woman

Cat A prisons must be a hoot

>>72191640
holy FUCK she's hot goddamn I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I THINK I'VE GOT A >>> BONER <<< FOR THAT HOT CHICKYBABE

fucks sake lads was supposed to be meeting the lads in spoons but I've just woke up

Looks like I'm getting the train to town on my own

my foots on that pedal
im pullin on that throttle
hittin on that skunky
and swiggin a bukky bottle
(revving)

I'm being forced to die.

Family disowned me and society collectively wants me dead. I'm denied employment literally everywhere. Fast food won't take me retail won't take me manual labor won't take me. The military won't take me and disability won't pay me.

I have exhausted every possible option fighting with everything to survive as long as I have. There is no way for me to earn an income and pay for food or shelter. Within 3 months I will be homeless and forced to steal to survive. I will be caught and jailed and released and caught and jailed with increasingly severe punishments until I die.

Society wants me fucking dead.

big fan of yoga pants

>Andrew Marr

>gaining 20kg in 6 months
Lmao fat cunt

the gf didnt wake me up before she go goed

>johnny marr

>>72190255
passion
coke
kiss

>>72191705
she's dumped you

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>>72191677
pædophilic scumbag

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>>72191613
Today on In our Time Martin tries to rehabilitate Islam or has three old crones on to glorify some woman authors shiite rag of a novel

>>72191701
WHEN I LOOK AT THE CAMERA YOU FUCKING SHIT *has a stroke*

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the gf

Cooking up some 'acon and an 'gg for a 'Acon'n'gg 'sarnie

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feeling nostalgic...or maybe just regretful

going to have to delete some of my porn, running out of space on all my hard drives

>>72191727
that is a nice duck

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>>72191677

Go and build a cabin in the woods and hunt animals m8. It worked for your ancestors.

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they got this in England yet?

>>72191677
pull up your bootstraps - society rewards hardwork

>>72191677
become a cult leader, lots of them start out like you

>>72191768
Where do you think that guy is?

>>72191610

i subvocalise yours as 90s eurodance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVpaK3NGtI

>>72191569
Most or all of that 20kg is fat though

You can't gain that much muscle in 6 months.

Ofc I'm pretending this is even a real life scenario

Why are people so quick to condemn the Catholic Church for being pedos but no one mentions the rampant child rape in Islam?

>>72191645
Meme city

>watching memri tv
ah yes
actually getting goy'd

>>72191677
Remember that this was your choice :^)

>>72191802
People expect better from the Catholic Church.

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Rate

>>72191802
Islam is a religion of peace

Why do lefties think grammar schools are evil?

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Want to go to the Tesco metro to pick up some bread to fry as a part of my fryup but CBA to walk and idk if I'm under the limit to drive.

I didn't have that much and stopped drinking around 1am.

*enforces sharia law on this thread*

>>72191802
Catholics are white, muslims = pakis and are thus immune from criticism

>>72191792
i'm aware of this but still a bit of pudge is better than auschwitz mode that i was before

also, there's definitely some muscle coming in

>>72191825
fucking hate this gimmick of serving food on something other than a plate

>>72191819
Redpill me on sundried tomato and garlic sauce

>drunk on tinder last night
>get a suspiciously attractive match
>fall asleep
>wake up today
>match has disappeared
ah yes

>>72191819
>total saving £2.99

You could buy an ASDA make your own pizza for that much and they taste nicer

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>>72191811
Piss off shylock

>>72191677
do this >>72191773

>>72191825
Just do it, the police budget has been cut so much none of them work on a Sunday anyway

>>72191825
>
why is the food on a shovel

>>72191852
hipsters

>>72191840
Only hate it once before, it's nicer than the Domino's own sauce.

>>72191846
>he thinks I want to leave the house
mate..

>>72191751

What's the anti coat hanger bear meant to be? Anti abortion?

>>72190365
>PUA Sphere

This kid is never having sex.

>>72191677

it's eugenics mate

>>72191825
>not having bread in
what the fuck

>>72191747
it's a slippery slope isn't it

business idea: lipstick but for fanny lips instead of regular lips

>>72191841
she was probably drunk too and didn't really find you attractive

Been going to the gym last 2 weeks gained 40kg lads going to be competing in a competition next week

Ah yes the black woman is against grammar schools what a surprise

>>72191819
both of these sound awful

>>72191838
doesn't even make sense serving it on a shovel when it's that size. one soss, two eggs, no bacon. that's a small fry up.

>>72191852
bin lid innit

>>72191677
BTFO by being a yank
This wouldn't happen in a first world country hahaha

>>72191859
If you go a hipster place now they serve everything on plates just to be different.

managed to sleep 9hrs on the flubromazolam

been sleeping 4-6hrs for weeks so this felt nice

*flexes a 'cep*

>>72191875
yeah that's what i figured lad. happens a lot

The first question on #bbctbq today: Do the brightest do better at grammar schools?

might steal some of my mums valium and knock myself out

>>72191677
Become your own boss then and start your own business no matter how small you fucking cunt. You're a failure to your ancestors if you can't do that

>>72191887
yeah in a "first world" country taxpayers money would be spent on keeping human refuse alive forever

>>72191929
steal her vibrator and suck on it

>>72191932
I'm pretty sure my tax money was spent bailing you lads out.

>Coursework deadline coming up
>Could have started a week ago and done it comfortably
>Instead have to write 1000 words a day for a few days on top of research

>>72191569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtSe_WDYNPk

what's the plan today lads? i'm gonna eat breakfast in a min and then go to the gym, get back for spurs millwall then cook a roast.

>>72190255
suicide naked coke

>>72191677
>manual labour won't take me
>military won't take me
Wew lad. Criminal record?

ah yes the stuffy stale white man is against grammar schools what a surprise

>>72190236
ilike tomscott

>>72191952
not too bad
what's it on?

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Harsh but fair

disappointed my dad by showing a lack of sympathy to homeless spice addicts

>>72191951
no it wasn't
we didn't get a bailout, we got massive loans that we have to pay back

Just got back from the cafe. they served my big brekky on a toilet cover and the coffee came in a coke can they'd cut in half with jaggies on the edge

WHAT'L THEY THINK OF NEXT?

>>72191952
I know exactly how you feel m8. I've got to clean my bathroom before some friends come round later and I'm sat here shitposting instead. Haha, what are we like.

>>72191936
dont know which drawer she keeps it in

Got shit tested by this girl recently. She kept calling me a loser etc so i agreed and amplified. Said i was one of the biggest loser ever, and had no friends. She just looked at me weird and then walked away. When does this turn around

>>72190255
Suck
Sale
Suicide

>>72190255
couldn'tfind a word

>>72191986
Heh, I thought it was you. Alright la?

>>72191851

If it's been cut so much how come they have the money to track down people on the internet who offend Islam or commit blasphemy by burning the Koran?

300 word essay due tomorrow lads. ABSOLUTE STATE OF ME no idea how i'll weasel my way out of this one

having a kid soon lads

>>72190255
MAM
LEAVE
DEN
alri

>>72191988
hahaha

>>72191953
why does this twat keep pulling that lever while he's talking? it's very distracting

>poodia

Teachers should be paid NHS wages then see how they like it

getting the daily sargon in

>>72191953
no wonder people do steriods

>>72190272
sometimes it feels i'll never make it

>>72192005
Should've came back with "and i still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole" and walked away

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>>72192036
those things go against fundamental british values m8

>>72191982
>homeless spice addicts
can't help picturing tramps pan searing marinated tuna steaks in a bin lid over a tramp fire

Friends were asking me if I'd ever had a gf earlier. So i agreed and amplified and said not only that but in fact i was a kv. For some reason they laughed at me.

>>72190493
https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%AC%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AF%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%88%E0%A4%B8
http://www.hindiremedy.com/biogas-plant-construction-cost-benefits/
http://www.build-a-biogas-plant.com/

>>72191988
An upside down loo lid might actually make a better plate than the slabs of wood they serve food on.

>>72192039
nonce

bit scary to think how if i became famous somehow, there would be an encyclopedia dramatica article written about me that i'd be too scared to read

bellend absolutely reeks

going to have to shower

>>72192090
Was thinking more a hobo spraying Old Spice up his snout

>>72192105
all their new content isn't worth reading

>>72192091
they want you to become a tranny for their pleasure

Lads when i neg people often they get offended and stop talking to me. For example a girl i wanted to plate yesterday was shit testing me so i called her a stupid whore. She hasn't texted since then

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>>72192050

Teachers and doctors should try working in a call centre if they hate their jobs so much. Never got the heroes bullshit desu. It's just the paying job they chose.

>>72192042

he's making bullets or something

>>72192119
And I was thinking of Dune.

>>72192134
dipshit

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if ice made of frozen fire clashed with ice made of frozen water?
???
?

>>72192110
I love the smell when its all sweaty

>>72192110
let me lick the smeg off first, i bet it tastes like vinegar.

>>72192105
become grotesquely ugly and start tripping on r9k

just give everyone more money and the will buy more - economics is simple

want to have a wank but cant have a wank because people in house and stealth wank is not an option because they're moving about constantly

>>72192174