/brit/

carnt

I feel like Kobe

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me earlier

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>>72185258

hungry

>>72185235
>>72185258
>>72185274
is it 2015 again?

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Bought Battlefield 1 and really enjoying it, it is still memetastic the US is in the game instead of France or Russia though

>>72185235
Its only what 11 in yankland?

FOY

>>72185235
>>72185253
>>72185257
>>72185258
ah yes
the so called british posters

>>72185292
1936 in God's country

>tfw people tell you that you look like Ed Sheeren but you don't possess any musical skill

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>>72185295

>>72185290
What's your PSN name?

>>72185313
Ranga

thread is like london at night

I have returned after a 3 day abcense from /brit/

>>72185345
You missed the dankest meme, never to be reposted.

>>72185319
JewHunta1488

gonna browse bdsm mistress profiles and get off to the thought of them dominating me

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Upon hearing of his adopted father's death, Octavius abandoned his studies in Apollonia and sailed across the Adriatic Sea.

Octavian, aged only 18 at the time of Caesar's death, proved to have considerable political skills.

Antony did not initially consider Octavius a true political threat due to his young age and inexperience.

Afterward, Mark Antony married Caesar's lover, Cleopatra, intending to use the fabulously wealthy Egypt as a base to dominate Rome.

A civil war broke out between Octavian on one hand and Antony and Cleopatra on the other.

Octavian's victory enabled him to consolidate his power over Rome and its dominions. The political consequences were far-reaching.

Octavian's victory at Actium gave him sole and uncontested control, and he became "Augustus Caesar". Octavian, now Augustus, would be the first Roman Emperor and would transform the oligarchic/democratic Republic into the autocratic Roman Empire.

>>72185359
Literally me

ah yes, that overwhelming sense of doom and regret, very nice

>>72185354
Haha ok

*walks off and talks to somebody else*

need to read, finished Dubliners a while back but got lazy and haven't started a new book

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Nazis were the goodies

>>72185396
the quran

you're going about it all wrong

you don't "ask a woman to have sex with you"

you fuck a woman

that's the difference between chad and charlie

>>72185396
Storm of Steel desu senpai

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Ah yes, Australians

Never fail to amuse

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>>72185402
dont think so

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>tfw no mates to stomp around with too German punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCB0y91iAlU

>>72185409
meaning you are the one doing the fucking

allowing a woman to fuck you from the top and do that swivel hip shit on your dick is literally gay and you should feel gay for wanting her to be on top

it's a regressive desire to have her "drive" the activity

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>>72185375
*stabs you in the back*

>>72185396
beaver towers mate

>>72185425
reminder that Nige would dodge the draft

You nerds are lame

I'm gonna go watch the hockey so keep it down

>>72185425
>literally glad to kill other white people
>union jack

wow such diversity

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FOY

*walks into the room then suddenly stops with an expression of shock in my face*

is this a bad time?

>>72185451
>implying nige woulden't being shoot krauts


kiwi tier post

>>72185453
*hokkei

Don't you have anything better to do?

Tiberius was the stepson of Augustus. Augustus died in AD 14, at the age of 75, and confirmed Tiberius as his sole surviving heir.

According to Tacitus, Tiberius derided the Senate as "men fit to be slaves."

In his will, Tiberius had left his powers to his grandson, Caligula.

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>>72185474
This letter came

>>72185463
I bet you're one of those guys who would let himself get shot if the shooter was blond and white

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FOY

>>72185479
Naw man, not your silly dance. Hockey.

H-O-C-K-E-Y.

>>72185493
ah yes
the so called 'freedom of thought'

>>72185493
>Australian intellectuals

HOWLING AND SCREAMING

>australian intellectuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>72185479
No

Shut up

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>>72185525
*hokkei

There are few surviving sources about the reign of Emperor Caligula. Sources focus upon his cruelty, sadism, extravagance, and sexual perversity, presenting him as an insane tyrant.

Caligula began appearing in public dressed as various gods and demigods such as Hercules, Mercury, Venus and Apollo. Reportedly, he began referring to himself as a god when meeting with politicians and he was referred to as "Jupiter" on occasion in public documents.

Caligula had the heads removed from various statues of gods and replaced with his own in some temples.

In early AD 41, Caligula was assassinated as a result of a conspiracy by officers of the Praetorian Guard.

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((()))

>>72185463
the so-called white genocide

jesus christ the yanks and leafs are truly newfags

>>72185540
Abos invented the boomerang what did the Australians invent?

>>72185496
>I bet you're one of those guys who would let himself get shot if the shooter was blond and white

again, you post a picture of nigel over dresden not realizing the irony. very sad!

>>72185449

impolite

>>72185579
Australians are irish

Claudius was born at Lugdunum in modern France, the first Roman Emperor to be born outside Italy.

. During his reign the Empire began the conquest of Britain.

Claudius was murdered by poison – possibly contained in mushrooms or on a feather – and died in the early hours of 13 October 54 AD.[

>>72185579
Fosters

>>72185579
Egyptians invented a better bomerang that whistles at different pitches

>>72185579
Bubbling

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my ancestors were normans who fought in the great war

this is my heritage and im proud

>>72185579
The bloomin onion

>>72185616
WE
WUZ
ABOS

how is fosters "australian for beer" when australians speak english just like the rest of the civilized world?

>>72185556
true
even worse though is black people are even more genetically diverse and yet people stop pit them in one group

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>>72185579

peak 80's music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI

>>72185648
Truly a culinary marvel.

I don't believe in luck
*reloads*

>>72185683
*sneaks up behind you and pulls down your pants and runs away*

Nero focused much of his attention on diplomacy, trade and enhancing the cultural life of the empire.

In 64 AD, most of Rome was destroyed in the Great Fire of Rome. Suetonius, writing a generation later claims that many Romans believed Nero himself had started the fire.


Non-Christian historian Tacitus describes Nero extensively torturing and executing Christians. Nero's persecution led to Peter and Paul's deaths, but that Nero did not give any specific orders.

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tfw to smart to drink tap water

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*Lures all the town's children away and drowns them if you don't give me money*

>>72185705
this is literally the thing a friend of mine would do all the time to us as kids and he turned out gay

sorry for your loss

>calle alfred

tap water made me a bender

Absolute banger cummin thru (you)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps

>>72185674
Hmm well there's 3 and a half minutes of my life I won't get back

>>72185722
Nero wuz a good boi and dindu nuffin

>>72185745
cool kind not gay kind

>>72185751
Haven't heard this song in years

More choons

90ccs of heroin straight in the eyeball

>>72185786
That Greg is a good guy

>>72185789
90ccs of my cock in ya mums cunt

choon of choonz tbqh ngl la


https://youtu.be/Sy2o6dzE9w8

>>72185789
Surprised you'd show your flag after >>72185579
>>72185493

Jog on

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>Sunday morning
>all out of bacon
>all out of eggs
>all out of coffee

right I've had my wank to dominatrix fantasies

hmm

not tired
bored

oh shit it's 4am
where did that happen

>>72185814
that's a pretty small cock you've got

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>>72185843
it's only 4am in bongland

can't you pop down to the shop real quick and buy some

>>72185843
Just have some toast and a cup of tea or something.

>>72185866
only garages and spars are open at this time

(and maybe some supermarkets that are 24/7)

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Off to sleep

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Might go and crack open a can of Coca Cola™ and watch Train to Busan©, thoughts?

>>72185875
Might do beans, sausage and cheese on toast with a big mug of hot tea

>>72185772

some anglo-irish choons innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609YBGCZrME

>>72185898
what is this image supposed to convey

>>72185898
can someone redpill me on these pictures

>>72185949
>>72185951
hello there reddit! try asking the /r/4chan sub!!!

>>72185949
>>72185951
it's what women are like

>>72185899
bad movie

watch something better

>>72185843

post who you look the most like in this .avi

me: the pussy standing next to the ginger

>>72185974
Suggest me something to watch then buddypal.

>>72185970
I didn't know Aphex Twin and Death Grips were popular with women

>>72185786
lol what a dumbass
Literally doing the job of the park rangers who are paid by his own taxes.

>>72185975
literally(figuratively) me

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>>72185958
FOY

>>72185980
(the image may be the projection of anons with gender dysphoria)

>>72185970
they are pretty messy, at least the ones that i've banged

*starts autistically screeching*

>>72185975
The lad with the vacant stare just right of the big fat guy with the massive jowls

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>>72185979
if you want a korean movie then snowpiercer is alri

if you want a zombie movie then dawn of the dead or night of the living dead

the richard dick cuck album is one of aphex twin's worst. it wouldn't have even been moderately popular if the cover was different

>>72186036
Seen all of them and thought Snowpiercer was entertaining but not very memorable to be desu.

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real leftypol hours

Just smoked weed for the first time and feel light headed and it feels like time skips a second every few minutes , is this being high

>>72185975
I look like the flush bloke under the score who looks at the camera before shaking his head

>>72185979
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380510/
>>72185815

cannot wait for floyd mayweather to make conor memegregor look like a fool

might even bet, and i'm not a gambling man

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Why do Yanks love the UK and British culture so much?

>>72186053

lucky you, i had the grave misfortune of being with a yappy jew the first time i was high

had a panic attack and he's laughing at me the whole time playing some fps

>>72186046
oh

well i don't know what else

i watched hell or high water the other day and it was bretty gud

>>72186059
>Sershkino
Ahh yes I think I shall.

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>cannot wait for floyd mayweather to make conor memegregor look like a fool
>might even bet, and i'm not a gambling man

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>>72186053
ye

>>72186028
im the guy in front of you who gets bumped

>>72186058
you need to take care of that visceral fat before you get to 30 before you get diabetes (type 2)

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>>72186067
I'm obsessed with Britain and especially getting an English gf

notice me

>>72186063
hello nigger

>>72186072
underrated af movie tbqh

WHY THE FUCK DO MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS END 10 SECONDS EARLY

>>72186096
who is this classy lassie?

>>72186096

>that shitty fucking piercing

pump and dump at best; literally might as well be holding a sign that says 'deposit semen here'

>>72185980
/r9k/ fantasy women

>>72185664
>australians speak english and not emunic or abbolian
Shoar lad

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>>72186104
*does a runny shaft directly into your mouth*

>>72186151
hello nigger

its actually kind of nice but i feel a little paranoid and jumpy

>>72186147
pathetic

>>72186133
I hate stalls where the crack between the door and wall is super wide

>>72186157

>sweetness in the belly

what is this a metaphor..for?

Friendly reminder Eurovision is in just under 2 months

Friendly Friendly reminder Russia was robbed last year by Ukraine because of muh war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y

jesus christ i feel like my stomach just lifed off the floor wow

>>72186158
listen to some music senpai

>>72186153
ah yes, the xyy chromosome

Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

haven't been on holiday since i moved out of the 'rents house

oh my god this amazing

>>72186176
eurovision is for queers and women

also it's shit since wogan quit

>>72186198
>on holiday

you should go "on holiday" "at hospital" "near metro"

>>72186195
Good night. Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night. Or you could turn to another channel oh, do not turn to another channel.

Has article 50 been triggered yet?

I know you'e al smarmy runts who love fisting your own assholes but let me tell you something

every single one of you shits I would body with ease, and will body with ease should the circumstance arise

so all you little runts shut the fuck up before I split you wide

>>72186220
oh fuck off you stupid twat

>>72186220
do you actually think what you said was funny

reckon i could beat this runt up and fuck his mum

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>>72186244

>>72186244
>I would body with ease, and will body with ease

what does that even mean

>>72186220

Didn't know you were from Yorkshire lad

time is like going in and out

>>72186254

well they say it like it's the only place to go for medical trauma, as though there were only one vacation spot, one metro, etc.

Accidentally superliked a girl on tinder

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>>72186153
oh, what's this?

Clean up on aisle 4

>>72186259
>>72186259
*bodies you with ease*

runts were warned

>>72186271
Kill YOURself, you retarded, poor, obese, balding, homosexual piece of yank shit. Reminder that I am in your head and won't be going away. Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME. Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore the posts like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the /brit/ community will decline.

there no shame pooing in the supermarket

>>72186279
>body
>bodies

what does this mean
it's like I'm talking to a foreigner

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for a yank maybe

>>72186202
Yeah that's what people usually say when they see my dick.

>>72186271
>>72186220
yanks say 'going on vacation' which is exactly the same but with the word holiday replaced with vacation you stupid fat fucking mong

>>72186310
canadians women love the BIG ANGLO COCK-

>>72186053
Are you the lad that was smoking a bowl?

>>72186306
*BODIED*

>>72186277
woah £1 thats a good deal

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lads

>>72186176
reminder we will get literally 0 points because of muh brexit

>>72186333
ye i smoked like 15 minutes ago but it just kicked in

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>>72186326
Yeah I know

>>72186365
Nice
Listen to The National

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the wf

>>72186277
that's mud from playing footy with the lads la'

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on my quest to become this man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw_ZL6nKUtI

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Where my fellow comrades at?

TOO EASY to get you people in a tizzy over linguistic idiosyncracies

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>>72186350

She's an angel

what're some good work snacks you can eat while performing manual labour tasks? looking for suggesstions

any good songs to get high to trying the natinol rn

>Happy Holidays
thought it was just a meme that Yanks say this hhaha

oh god some of these dominatrixes do a female bully at school fetish scenario roleplay

muh fucking dick

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>>72186407

Anything by Sigur Ros fampai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cffzyPQcGs

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>>72186427

>>72186397
My thick, throbbing, 9 inch willy

Going to try doing a 30 min nap that will probably turn into a length sleep again, wish me luck lads.

>>72186407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KwoTJKDJAM

Why do anglos shout their cities names when they hear other people say them in conversation?

christ havent felt this good in months desu

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PLOP IN SHOP

>>72186397
He who does not work shall not eat

>>72186434
fuck me thats good lad

>>72186464
>>72186464
>>72186464
>>72186464
LIVERPOOL

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>>72186464
Becuase this is what the greater than average British people look like

They go around like animals, shouting random names. Becuase they were born in the city, that's the first thing that comes to their mine

Their brain synaspis have a slower response time than Americans. Hence the shouting

scousers truly have the gift of the gab

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>>72186502
average americuck

You just have to face the fact Brits are more evolved than you burger subhumans

Want to play the COD4 remaster but refuse to buy the new cod

>>72186502
"liverpool"

>>72186510
liverpool

>>72186502
uh isn't that person german

>>72186492

The whole "untitled" album by Sigur Ros is great to listen to whilst stoned, it's in a nonsense language too so you can interpret it how you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2__sAvYlc

>>72186498
y tho?

Seriously, even Aussies do that shit

>>72185579
Non-meme answer: penicillin in a form that is actually usable and useful.

>>72186532
liverpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI

To the lad getting high for the first time, watch this and tell me how you felt about it

https://youtu.be/86a8IP_QIe0

1 in 10 Yanks has diabetes. Statistically at least one Yank in this thread is such a fat cunt he has to inject insulin into his flabby legs every day just so he doesn't die.

The dog's anal glands are huge!

>>72186583
im not on mushrooms but its pretty funny

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... manny on the map ...

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My great grandmother moved here from Limerick when she was18

Is that place a shithole? She died 5 years ago but she told me it was terrible there

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AMERICAN ACTORS:

Calm, cool, collected

BRITISH "ACTORS" (formerly jesters)

"Did someone say Liverpool?"

>>72186586
It's worse than that mate

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertglatter/2015/09/08/50-percent-of-adults-in-u-s-have-diabetes-or-pre-diabetes-study-finds/

State of the tubby fuckers

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>>72186614
>>72186614
liverpool

>>72186613
>Limerick
aye tis a fecken shithole

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Reminder americucks are less evolved than us

>>72186613
>limerick

My Mum is from there, yeah it's grim and their accent is annoying

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>>72186619
>>72186586
ah yes we're so much better

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Do any of the Yanks here have the beetus?

the daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB5FizClOiY

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gf pictured

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They have not yet evolved the frontal lobe of the brain

>>72186662
since the ones here aren't free-range yanks I woudl say about 80% have the beetus

>>72186674
Phwoaaarrr

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>Reminder americucks are less evolved than us

anal glands are out of control

Must feel weird not having a cosy foreskin to keep your Willy inside. Imagine your dry chapped bell end rubbing against your boxers all day. Grim.

>>72185580
why are am*rican posters purposely retarded

>>72186583
lol wt is this what salvia is like

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>Reminder americucks are less evolved than us

>>72186706
Ever gone for a piss and put your pants up before the foreskin covered the head? Pain and suffering desu

>>72186698
remember seeing this picture the last time i did acid and he looked really scary

to be fair the yanks actually have a very mixed gene pool
lots of german genes if I recall

www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/amp

>>72186706

desu I feel like having a foreskin around my willy that id have to move around to clean and stuff would be really weird and uncomfortable to manipulate. Doesn't sound cozy at all.

>>72186715
maisie

>>72186715
Literally me top left

>>72186698

top chelsea lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3I_QwGPrz0

>>72186735
most yanks west of the so-called mississipi are german, the eastern ones are anglo. irish, italian, or niggers

ay yooooo check my boyyy hasil adkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ALNptTxNU

https://www.gq.com/story/why-angry-white-men-love-calling-people-cucks/

I'm 27 and have been driving since 2007 and have driven drunk and high literally hundreds and hundreds of times even been stopped by the police a few times and nothing ever happened to me

>>72186755
nah it's all really quite mixed all over

>>72186763
white privilege

didn't go to work today lads
didn't call them either

>>72186755
>most yanks west of the so-called mississipi are german
Once you get into mormon country it gets anglo again.

>>72186763
white privilege

>>72186739
It feels pretty nice having one desu you're missing out

>>72186734
Poor baby Anon...

>>72186776
wtf? i love mormons now!

>>72186763
quit while you're ahead

>>72186711
Might be

>>72186715
literally everyone in britain is inbred except for some of the middle class

>>72186784

don't you have to pull it back and such la? isn't it super sensitive?

seems like a hassle.

my willy stays nice and comfy without it.

I want to have one for like a week to try it out but alas

>>72186790
yea.
Strange how the wacky religious groups are all english.

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>>72186776
this but unironically

mostly because mormon pioneers came from east of the mississippi

>>72186763
Drink driving is a meme anyway, the limit should be far higher than it is. I ""drink drive""regularly and never get caught or cause accidents.

>>72186762
(((schwartz)))
also their main fucking demographic is white upper middle class males that are interested in fashion and fitness how stupid is it to insult your main demo for leftist points fucking idiots

>>72186763
>>72186821
Genuinely hope you crash and die after wrapping yourself around a tree.

>>72186809
>sensitive
>a bad thing

>>72186812
Not really after the civil war most left or were kicked out for being non fun allowed weirdos

>>72186775
better do a 'cide now to avoid getting in trouble

>>72186826
>looks at your (((flag)))

>>72186755
its all mixed

although it really just depends on when and where they emigrated

my entire mother's side is just mixed British: irish, scottish, english, probably welsh here and there.

these same groups of people would gather around others like them

although, that changed with cars and bigger metropolitan cities and such in the early 20th century

economics forced those of different ethnics to mingle in the cities

so now you have people with German last names, but maybe only are really 1/10th german

>>72186821
Yeah like 30 or 40 years ago drink driving was pretty much accepted. But now everyone gets super fucking uptight about it for some reason. According to my dad it was super easy to get away with drink driving in the 70s all the police did was ask you to walk in a line and touch your nose

>>72186834


im sure its fun for sex but in normal situations just seems like trouble 2bh

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what is it about the english language that encourages the most virtue and rational thought?

>>72186871
didn't a bunch of german descended yanks change their last names during the anti-german sentiment of world war 1?

>>72186829
Not going to happen because I'm an excellent driver even when I'm pissed. I'm literally an expert drink driver.

Goody two shoes gimp.
>>72186881
Nanny state culture

>>72186904
no

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>>72186829
the other day i stayed up for 2 days snorting speed and cocaine and drank about 30 cans of lager then decided to take my car out for a 120 mph flooring on the M1 hahha. then i picked up some horrendous fat 40 year old black woman and had her suck my dick in a car park for 20 quid

>>72186904
It's called Anglicization (as in Anglo), and it's not just Americans. It's the changing of non-English names to a more English sounding variant

Eisenhauer = Eisenhower

Rosenvelt = Roosevelt

>>72186943
think you're wrong

schmidt became smith, braun became brown, etc

(((beto)))

>>72186961
this post makes me want to return to the motherland

>>72186888
The fact that it's a mashup taking the best parts of French, German, Latin, and Greek.

>>72186888
I don't know how to speak other languages so i cam't compare

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>wow

>>72186975
>schmidt became smith
That may have happened in some cases, but the vast majority of Smiths are Anglo.

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>>72186990
How does french encourage virtue or rational thought?

>>72186763
>>72186821
>>72186961
all it takes is one random breath test and you've fucked up your life and your insurance premiums forever

>>72186888
i might be wrong but up until recently it seems most philosophy and science papers were done in german and french

>>72187031
It's just a matter of having an efficient and descriptive language.

>>72187035
Not going to happen though is it

>driving

haha cagers

>drunk driving

ah yes cagers

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>AMERIKEK ARE THIS INBRED

>>72186904
drumpf = trump

>>72187056
murphy's law m8

the risk massively outweighs the "benefits" anyway

>>72186888
There are some languages in Africa that have no words for art, culture, etc. They have no words for cognitive thoughts .

English offers almost limitless chances cognitive thinking. English can also be very descriptive to minute details, which is something that is sometimes not possible in languages like Chinese

>>72185493
>"aye u focken cunt, i'll fucking glass you m8"
>-with love Australia

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Is it just me being high or does this seem a bit weird

>ywn be an illegal Japanese street racer off your tits on cocaine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPEKjCuOja4

>>72187096
DUDE WEED LMAO IS IT JUST ME OR AM I HIGH LOL SO THIS IS WHAT BEING HIGH IS LIKE LMAO DUDE....

>>72187056
happened to me and now my life is borderline ruined. had to quit my 70k/year job

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>>72187120
you seem a bit upset, your suicidal thoughts kicking in again? hmmm

>>72187112
they are definitely not using cocaine in japan

>>72187096
I assumed it was the mother

>>72187120
gtfo of this thread

>>72187096
1. He's a successful white person, which means he is more likely to have married successfully

2. Asian women are not seen as being very successfully

3. Asian women are commonly employees as maids

>>72187133
>>72187146
DUDE.... I'M LIKE SO HIGH RN I'M SORRY DUDES LMAO

>>72187096
https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/840333529548382208

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>>72187120
please stop posting

>>72187165
DUDE!!!!!! WEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

>>72187170
>>72187170
>>72187170
new

>>72187155
Listen to the voices and kill yourself. It only gets better yank

>>72187158
kek would have been funnier if they changed the audio

el autismo yankANO

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/07/heinous-poachers-slay-vince-rhino-horn-inside-french-zoo-first/

AHAHAHAAHA holy fuck

And people STILL deny France is turning into Africa.