>You wake up in the countryside of Poland... wat do

Shitpost with a Japanese proxy.

clobber the nearest person with a sword while exclaiming 'what now, you filth?!'

Quickly try to get to my embassy as quick as possible, before I get beaten up or killed for being brown.

Frolic in flowers.
Pet the Cow.
Praise Jesus.

"what the fuck"

take the first plane back home

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>>72183690
>Comoros

Literally who? You mean Cameroon?

>>72183656
im sure if you did that someone would had notice and called the cops to report a special needs person got lost and needs help.

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>>72183690
!?

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>>72183690
>comoros

>>72183567
make the international news as a random american college student with no transportation records or id seemingly materialized in the polish countryside

>>72183721
>he doesn't know about African island nations

>>72183567
I go to church
and eat lots of Pierogi
why not? This seems comfy.

>>72183690
rare

eat meat dumplings then fly back home

>>72183567

1. hitchhike to the nearest major city
2. find a job and settle down in comfy Poland

>>72183567
1. have an orgasm
3. marry my polish bf
4. be happy forever after

>>72183690
R A R E
A
R
E

>>72183567
Have some fun with the Polacks and then go homw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sUzcTNM974

>>72183690
Three rares in a single day.

>>72183567
Would help a farming family and marry their daughter.

>>72186281
Good answer