/cum/

NO BRITS ALLOWED

>>72183543
foy

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>>72183518

tfw no gf

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bongs in yanks out

My farts smell of tuna fish.

tfw no hand to hold

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>>72183518
first for something

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Hawaii and Arizona, the only 2 states in the United States, where I could live

>>72183570
I don't know how much they cost but I have a huge bag full of smaller bags. They're one serving each.

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>>72183559

that feel

>>72183582
Boi

anime

>>72183582
I'm glad you finally decided

>>72183582
you have to go

>>72183582
I ate so much tinned tuna fish today I can taste my farts.

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>it's another South Americans avatarfagging thread

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>>72183604

I HATE weddings

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>implying any human can actually 'live' in arizona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

top 5 us cities
1. salt lake city
2. seattle
3. juneau
4. denver
5. minneapolis

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>>72183580
>wanting cooties
drink some pesticide instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv0iXXAgnhM

>>72183622
well, at least in Arizona (except the Navajo Nation Community) and Hawaii do not use stupidity of DTS (Daylight saving time)

>>72183681
MPLS is a fine city despite the amount of Somalis/niggers.

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>>72183681
>No Albuquerque
>No Delaware City

>>72183681
very bluepilled post

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Friendly reminder that SoCal is holding us back

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>>72183731

i will fucking curbstomp you leaf nigger

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>Friendly reminder that SoCal is holding us back

>>72183582
I've lived in both.

They're both garbage. Hawaii's culture is plastic now. Everything is expensive for no good reason. Everything is an inconvience. It sucks to live there, barely even good for vacation (there are much better beaches in America)

Arizona is a piece of shit. So infested with spics that it's basically Mexico 2.0 at this point, it's fucking disgusting. Flagstaff is nice, but everything goes to hell once you hit phoenix.

I live in fucking Kansas right now and I can tell you it's better than those states.

>>72183626
Between Arizona and Hawaii

Which of these 2 states is the best for someone who loves Soccer and is a Major League Soccer (MLS) fan?

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>be Southern California
>vote for Hillary

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>tfw you find some real hobbies
>tfw you finally realize just how shitty and autistic this aimless general full of fags and weebs is
>tfw you see the light at the end of the autism tunnel

god bless, thanks for the good times and I'd like to give a shoutout to the old homies such as "your man" and assorted /pol/ak burgers.

weebs, fags and communists can get gassed. perhaps, in a way, this general becoming virtually unusable even by my taste is a good thing.

I have been starved of physical affection all my life. I will do anything for a hug. anything.

>>72183804
Wisconsin

>>72183783
Is he holding the joint with his foot or is his arm attached to his waist?

>>72183824
holy fuck, you realized the most obvious thing in the world! Congratulations!

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I'm pretty high now lads.

The Central Valley should stop giving food to S*Cal and let those fags starve

sharters

>hilldog county ridiculing other counties for voting blue
hmmmm
>>72183842
cascadians are so backwards you never know

>>72183824
>still posting here

OK

>>72183868
i remember this meme

remember when non-Americans thought it would actually last longer than 2 weeks?

>>72183868
Stop breathing any time

>>72183877
t. literally lives in a HillDawg county

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gonna eat a whole think of hamburger helper by myself

farts will smell like ground beef the whole day

>>72183880
I had some friends here back before it was total shit. On the off chance they read it, just want 'em to know. I spent a lot of time here.

>>72183801
Honestly that does not matter to me.


As long as they are places without the shit of Daylight saving time (DST) and they are warm all year, any problem of what you say, I do not care.

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>>72183893
>>72183894 kill yourself
Still the freshest meme on int.

>>72183921
Nobody cares fag, go away

>>72183944
t. literal faggot

I'm gone anyway. Enjoy your shithole.

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>got a gf and started going out
>still post in /cum/ because it's comfy

>>72183921
Hey, this is your old pal and I would like you to know I always thought you're a bit of a fag.

>>72183934
settle down achmed

>>72183929
DST is only an inconvenience for poorfags that have clocks that don't autoupdate

>>72183974
I will cucksmear

What do people do when they "hang out" together?

>>72183929
DST is great is you live far away from the equator. I'd rather get rid of standard time.

>>72183975
Stop posting

>>72183993
Rub penises

>>72183977


60% white lmao tyrone hernandez

>>72183993
Sit next to each other and watch things together

>>72183993
Suck each others willies

I got invited to a group chat on my phone with a few people from colleges and I have absolutely no idea if I should or should not send a message to them in it. Fuck being a normie is hard.

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>>72183921
>I had some friends here

ants are the only thing worse than niggers

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>>72183993
essentially

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>>72184012
*doesn't*

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>>72183912
I almost posted this pep

>>72184041
it's situation like this where i force myself to not be myself and to say something

>>72183986
>>72184005

The DST is unnecessary shit.


Arizona and Hawaii did take an excellent decision to no longer use that crap DST

reminder kettles exist

>>72184020
t. mohammed rasheed al akbar

@72184116
I own one

>>72184080
is he sweating because he's having pedo thoughts?

>>72184116
I used mine to heat up some water this morning. Americans will never know this feel

72184116
tea is for women and europansies

>lean sidewards in my chair to fart
>feel a little nugget of shit crown
ohhoho, not THIS time you rascal

>>72184116
I spent over two hundred dollars American on a non-electric tea kettle. :^)

Let's say we show this ol Brit boy a thing or two about how we do things over here in America boys

*lassos him up and drags him behind my horse*
YEEHAW BOYS

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>>72184128

>>72184103
If we didn't use DST in the summer here, the sun would be up before 4:00 AM. That's some bullshit.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72184178
milk bags are elite

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>>72184155
The DST sucks.


by the way.


Saskatchewan is the only decent province in Canada

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Hi guys. Im on break now, but i have nothing to do without school

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feeling a bit thirsty guys let me get out my water bag

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What the fuck is wrong with Americans

Don't like being bullied by an Ontarian one bit desu

>>72184251
so beautiful

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cucknadians actually do this

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>>72184178
I went to canada once and stayed in a hostel in montreal. We were across the street from some grocery store. They had bagged milk but they also had some strong Molsen beer for like 3 Canadian bucks (aprox. 4 american cents)

Do you guys drink this stuff leafs??

Also liquor was so expensive.

>>72184265
*puts you in a headlock and gives you a noogie*
haha

>>72184211
we might be getting rid of DST soon too (alberta)

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>posting 2% milk

good news lads
found a tiny bit of rum and a sample bottle of kahlua

Ontarians are the STRONGEST race in the world

>Watching something
>Some fucker added knocking soudns to it
>It kept fucking scaring me every time i continued it

>>72183974
Hoping to follow in your footsteps eventually. This place can be comfy for dumb fun but it's a waste of time (not that many of us have much better to do with it, anyway). Picking up mental-deficiency posting habits by frequenting here probably has an adverse effect on thinking habits in the long term. Seems like it has to an extent for me at least. I sometimes act out in my head like I have mental retardation when alone. I recall reading a study about the human tendency to act psychotically in isolation, even if a roommate or whatever has just left the house. Frequenting here likely has high potential to worsen that.

>toronto

I went to toronto for 2 days too. it's fucking boring. it's like chicago but the people who live in it are like the people from san fransico. What a shithole. I turned a corner and it was like I was in little Islamabad-Beijing.

I got some good AYCE sushi though when I was really hungover.

>>72184379
The whole country is boring dude

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>ällöttävä.png

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>>72184251
>2%

I'm going to use social media to socially engineer kids to hate Muslims and want another crusade by posting ironic and then unironic crusade memes

>>72184379
>District of Columbia
stopped reading right there

black >>people

ugh

THE NEW PLAN:

>become /fit/
>fuck slutty high school or even middle school girls

Fuck the world I'm a loser and I'm going to FUCKING TAKE BACK THE EXPERIENCES AND FUN THAT WAS STOLEN FROM MY TEENAGERHOOD

He lives in central Ohio ans hes underweight. He lives with his mother and works part time at a grocery store. Without this job he would never talk to someone who isn't a relative. His father died six years ago when he was 17. It doesn't matter because his mother is a nurse and they'd been divorced for years. He has a little sister and she goes to Ohio State. Shes a pretty girl and in a sorority. He knows shes fucking the guys in her facebook pictures. He was supposed to go to college too, but he never accepted the offer. He knows whos to blame though, its not his fault. He listens to podcasts every week, he posts on forums, he knows it was all stacked against him. They don't want him to succeed.

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>>72184445
Who are you quoting?

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>people with part time min wage jobs are considered losers
>you've never even had a job

>>72184492
its your biography

>>72184347
I need more places without stupid shit of DST (Daylight saving time)

>>72184530
just confidently walk in, ask for the manager, shake his hand while making eye contact and hand him your resume

>>72184536
Thank you for taking the time to write that out, it feels good knowing there are people out there that care.

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>he never had a job
typical drumpfkin

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>>72184538
You may be the weirdest poster on /int/

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imagine simply the concept of daylight savings time actually giving you an autistic panic attack

>>72184530
just buy ethereum, la'

t. /biz/ pro

>>72184290
I've been told that you can bring wine (dunno about booze) into Canada without paying tax on it, but only if you declare it and say you're drinking it with a friend. If you say it's a gift, they'll tax you.

>>72184398
Not him
I like nature, so Canada looks pretty fucking nice to me.

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>>72184681
Canada has a lot of nature, but none of it is very interesting.

Australia has great nature. Canada just has bears that shit all over the place and mean little water rats that fuck up rivers.

>>72184625
coiners are the worst
at least the people who operate pyramid schemes offline have a tangible good to hock

Anime shithole

Animals website

business idea: construct a virtual zoo

>>72184801
oh shitt my phoneposting has fucked me I will now commit sodoku for this humiliation.

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>>72184783
>mfw watching all of the gullible coiners panic yesterday as BTC plunged into the abyss when the SEC refused the cryptocurrency ETF

>>72184178
I've lived in Canada my whole life and have never seen bagged milk.

>not dumping your paychecks into bitcoin accounts
now i just have to never touch it for twenty years
same with you fags don't cash out for at least twenty years

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>bitcoin in 2k17

>bitcoin
>not dogecoin

I posted about a gentoo install here the other day I have to admit it's going pretty badly so far

>>72184888
Too risky. I lost over $1000 in BTC over the course of 24 hours once. Though around $0.17 I left in my BTC wallet for a few months became $3.

>>72184938
which part are you stuck on

What's the big meme crypto currency now?

>>72184966
you were playing too fast and loose, goose

>>72184992
doll hairs

I wonder what my dog would taste like if I fried him up

>>72184992
Cryptocurrency hasn't been a mem for a couple years now

>>72184980
What drivers to compile with the kernel as modules or not

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>>72185010
Make sure you cook him thoroughly to avoid intestinal parasites.

How do you teach someone to handle stress??

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pormography

>>72185034
haven't compiled a kernel in a few years but iirc the defaults are pretty good, you just need to check off things like your network and graphics cards. If it doesn't work you can just recompile later

>>72185001
It was my fault, I was planning on ordering something but had to wait. Saw that BTC prices were plummeting and pussied out, selling it all. I believe the prices went up a bit over the next few days, only would've lost around $200 less.
Perhaps sometime I'll leave $100 or so in a BTC wallet for a few months and see what becomes of it. Had I done that in December and sold January, that probably would've quadrupled.

>>72185010
My dog's ears look tasty, and I mention this a lot to my wife. She thinks it's a joke.
I really want to eat his ears.

I want a gf

>>72185150
go outside

I want to get married and have kids

>>72185097
>Falling for the lust Jew

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I want to choccy milk

how do i stop hating nearly everyone

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really need a blacc gf

I drank all my choccy milk :(

>>72185192
You don't, trust me.

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>>72185160
But I'm black in coastal georgia

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>>72185216
redpill me on black angels

>>72185165
I'm married and not having kids. Any guess as to our race, education level, and economic position?

>>72185192
I want any gf, also get out

>>72185239
Negresses are violent
I knew a guy who was stabbed in the nose by his black ex because he wanted to hang out with his friend instead of watching Transformers 2 with her

>>72185216
This

I want to get married to a women whom I may lay with and bear multiple children

>>72185239
Never seen an attractive black girl irl

>>72185248
White
Brainwashed by Professor Shlomo Goldenstein at the University of Goldenstein-Rosenberg
Lower middle class but deluded yourself into thinking you're upper middle class

>>72185192
fucking croat get out of here with your shit taste

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If you're white, you can easily get a mate in 5 days maximum, shut up about your nonexistent problems

I want to marry a French-Canadian girl who has brown hair and blue eyes

>>72185311
but what if i only want to date very cute girls

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>>72185085
Hiking works if there are any trails in their area. Vast outdoors and away from people so you feel less claustrophobic, fresh air, refreshing sight of nature, good exercise for health and endorphins etc. Was once set on offing myself and a morning hike everyday for the next few months snapped me back into place.

>>72185329
2 weeks max, I see ugly fatties with cute girls on my campus always

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>>72185311
>americans
>white

>>72185348
i have been in that place

my house is a fucking mess lads

>>72185183
fuck off

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stop being rude

>>72185352
Forgot your proxy imperial?

stop posting black riley reid

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*fucks on*

>>72185373
Get out

>>72185287
More or less, yeah.
Except no. I'm Catholic, from a lower middle class background, and I've somehow managed to work my way to almost actual middle class via learning a trade and taking night technical courses.
She's almost exactly what you described, but went to a very prestigious university and comes from really upper middle class professionals.
I don't want kids because I've worked too hard to get where I am now, and I don't need any distractions. Besides, I'd be a shit dad.

there is nothing wrong with oppressing niggers unless youre a nigger

>tfw my professor went all Stefan Molyneux on my essay

>>72185239
I know a guy who married one and then she turned into a lesbian and left him with half a dozen nigglets.

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Never gonna get a daughter, so I might make a cult

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we got dur in the yard

>wanting a daughter
are you fucking retarded?

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>>72185428
Next time give him more than one dollar

>>72185436
Praise Kek

Gf made me breakfast this morning, told her to stand up and open up her pants show me her panties, I came inside her panties before she went to work she walked around with my cum in her panties all day it was hot

I've been talking to an old friend who goes to UC Davis, buds

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>>72183518
ask a newfie who was without power for the past 10 hours anything
well not anything, but most things

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>>72185444
chootem

so when automation comes through and all the low skill and uneducated people become jobless what the fuck is society going to be like when only the top 10% have jobs and an education

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soon we'll go
to a place where
nobody has been keeping track
and we'll eat for free
while holding hands

>>72185477
have you ever fucked

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>>72185348
>live within quick walking distance to national forest, with trails leading there directly from my yard
>tfw a stranger in my yard means an often friendly, always respectful hiker just passing through

>>72185455
Kek is a /pol/ idol, I refuse to give him anything, also whenever Heqet shows up in smt i immediately kill him

>>72185477
lol you live next to a dog

>>72185477
What's it like living in 3rd world New England

>>72185452
Maybe that'll finally give my essays arguments.

>>72185477
Do you use TD bank?

>>72185477
Should Newfoundland should be part of America?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes

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>>72185502
>disrespecting kek

lmao rip loser

>>72185477
What's it like living in a province that's so poor that it couldn't afford to be its own Dominion and had to join Canada?

>>72185519
Yea

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>kek

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>YANKVIRGINS

LMAO AHMEDS

>>72185494
>eat for free

COMMIE

>72185543
>t. Achmed

>>72185543
>implying that I don't make tender love to a subject of the Queen

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FOB

remember being kids and referring to the loose skin on your elbow as a wenis?

>>72185475
I got head from a girl who graduated from that school

It's funny because I never got into a UC just CSU and here I am getting my penis sucked on by a UC grad

>>72185524
Frog God is a monkey's paw

>>72185564
>fucking someone from Ontario
>ever

>>72185583
>tfw going to a CSU right now because I didn't take chemistry in high school and it was the only one I applied to
>>72185591
She isn't from Ontario

>>72185581
Unfortunately some people never stopped

>>72185499
Hikers are about the only friendly people in SoCal.
I saw one open carrying with his 2 sons once, the rifles were taller than them. He seemed like a cool guy, he smiled and we exchanged greetings while passing. I wonder if the police were ever called on him.

>grandpa died before I was born
>see a picture of him
>he looks just like me
pretty weird senpai

>>72185498
no
>>72185505
new phone who dis
>>72185506
comfy, we gave up economic relavence for moderate unemployment and heavy public emphasis on culture and homogeneity
>>72185511
no gross, their bankers are meanies
>>72185519
we should've post ww2, you guys had a few bases on our turf already (my grandfather and great grandfather both worked on the argentia base)
>>72185535
we didn't join canada because we were broke, our economic troubles just removed our responsible gov't in the 30's and a council of brits ran it for a while
joining canada was decided by public referendum ( which still holds some controversy)

>>72185612
shut up bagina

>>72185617
>grandpa died the same month I was born
>I was named after him
>people also tell me I look like him
>I was my grandmother's favorite grandchild

>>72185617
woah.. it's like you died

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>>72185617
It's almost like you two are related

>>72185581
No, but I often used to whip out my pp in front of girls and piss.

>>72185614
>calling the cops on open carry hikers
I'm happy that my blue state experience has only been in CO and VT.

remember myspace
remember tom
remember all those shitty html graphics people spammed all over their profiles
remember those shitty mp3 players that would start playing your hollywood undead playlist when somebody visits your profile
good times

>>72185652
Same here, don't share his name though

>>72185678
>remember those shitty mp3 players that would start playing your hollywood undead playlist when somebody visits your profile
good times
Who the fuck let you look at my MySpace profile

>>72185690
update your profile pic its from 2009

>>72185661
just think it's weird because I never got the chance to meet him
would have been cool to have a grandpa

Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

>>72185678
remember top 8? Then adding those 8 friends that say FUCK TOP8?

What I don't remember is how you would meet anyone without having cell phones. How did people do drug deals before cell phones?

What are you even supposed to do immediately after someone dies? Like let's say (hypothetically) your dad suddenly had a heart attack and you found his body on the living room floor, what do you do? Call an ambulance or the funeral home?

what are canadian red necks like

>tfw spent more time on gaia than myspace

>>72185733
Watch Trailer Park Boys. Corner Gas is also pretty much the Canadian King of the Hill.

>>72185733
Trailer Park Boys

>>72185729
call 911, take him to hospital, once he's been catalogued through the morgue then set up transport from morgue to funeral home
then cremate him and spread his ashes along his favourite childhood park :(

>>72185733
Vermonters and Mainers

Used to have a Three Days Grace song as my ringtone

>>72185729
You call an ambulance and start doing CPR because there is the possibility that he can be revived if you keep the blood pumping to his organs.

I mean unless you somehow know that he died a long time ago.

>>72185734
add me it's tenshi-eleven

>>72185770
unironically had the crazy frog ringtone on my motorola razr

>>72185733
>what are canadian red necks like
timmies
dirtbikes
atv's
more dirtbikes
pickups that need to get dirty for some sort of respect
republican-tier moral traditionalism
really into sharing dad jokes on facebook
will make fun of starbucks and other "kids these days"
tailgate parties
dirtbikes

>>72185758
>not just calling 911 and then letting the system take care of the rest
>unironically being close to your father
what are you, gay?

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Holy gee

the guy I bought weed from had a tupac ringback tone

he also worked at the grocery store so I would just go to his aisle and buy an arizona ice tea and hand him 21 bucks

>>72185809
what about tailgaters before a football game?

>>72185809
sounds like cool guys

would be friends with

cotton eye joe is my favorite song

mississippi queen

if you know what I mean

HEADSTRONG
I'LL TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG
I'LL TAKE ON ANYONE

*It starts with one thing*

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test

>>72185826
the guy is me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA

>>72185872
That boy looks underage

>>72185872
She needs to eat

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What's the best gaming moment of 2012 and why was it the mission where you set fire to all that weed in Far Cry 3 while this song played?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzE

>>72185873
whats ur nickname bro

>>72185830
>what about tailgaters before a football game?
football is big in some parts but not usually to places where these folk breed
most things that are associated with taigates is dirtbiking, atving, "mudding" (driving trucks through shitty terrain), and other stuffs
>>72185840
they're alright but i wouldn't spend all my time with them
gets a little deliverance-ish after a while
>>72185817
nah, i'm just loved breh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M9pmJIkl58
What are the chances season 11 won't be shit?

>>72185891
magic mike

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>>72185877
God damn

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been like 8 months without sex now boys

>>72185872
She is muslim

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>>72185912
good

>>72185912
so if i took her out for a bacon cheeseburger the stuck up cunt wouldn't eat it

want 2 have sex

>>72185894
good, because lucy isn't coming back
i hope the dyke trio don't come back, it was an angle they tried and didn't work at all

>>72185889
>best gaming moment of 2012

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>>72185642
you are

the biggest vagina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I&index=2&list=PLlqZM4covn1H1Pidt0V1EbSm5wa0v2LKf

this music video as a kid playing starcraft in middle school was the best thing for my autism

Rate my plan, /cum/
>convert to Catholicism
>become a priest
>work my way up to Cardinal
>get elected Pope
>declare a new crusade for the Levant and Anatolia
>take Vatican money and funnel it to Christian terrorist groups

just read Hōjōki

gonna go live innawoods now

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>>72185920
'Agree
>>72185934
No, alhamdullilah

>>72185960
You. Need. Islam.

>>72185960
You better be starting with a really tight ass

cool ranch is the best doritos flavor

>>72185908
Try 22 years

>>72186008
1/10th of the way there

>>72185908
It happens, I had a 7.5 drought last year as well, it broke. Remember that this too shall pass.

>>72185908
Will be 3 years for me come May 5 buds.

>>72185960
ngl my worst case scenario is to become a trappist monk in rural ireland

president Donald Trump

Donald J Trump is our president

The person who is the president of the United States is Donald Trump

What's up my faggots

>>72186082
Not much

>>72186077
Best Timeline

I'm voluntarily celibate

>>72186044
>>72185908
you guys think that's troubling, I've had a 20 year drought

>>72186077
thank dog

>>72185972
Who is your perfect woman, hollandbro?

>>72186097
Do you just not talk to girls at all?

Hopefully more Marines will get to land in Syria

>>72186082
sup lil juicy

>>72186097
What would be troubling would be if you had a 20 year drought and you were younger than 31.

>he doesn't just go to parties and get drunk to fuck girls
Why?

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>>72186069
Are Trappists affiliated with the KKK

>>72186116
yes

>>72186135
thats' degenerate

>>72186122
Just smoked some celtic green shit was fly as fuck

>>72186138
nah, basically super isolated monks that got shooed out of france for being too based, so now they're basically french monk diaspora all over the western world who are really monkish
they don't even talk as far as i know, all i know about them is from a book made by an anglo in the 30's who travelled ireland

>>72186143
...

>>72186135
i have incredible levels of autism

>>72186171
What?

>>72186170
They look really cool, and since they don't talk they seem even cooler

>>72186135
t. schlomo

>>72186203
>>72186203
>>72186203

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>>72186094
same
>Blessed is he who endureth temptation, For once he hath been tested, he shall receive the crown of life.
everyone demeans virgin men but if there's merit for it in some way, then I'll be capitalizing on my virginity.

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>>72186135
i-i've never been invited to a party

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>>72186196
I've dicked qts of every race thanks to that strategy

>>72186094
commies out

>>72186232
What?

>>72186114
You! :33333

>>72186251
voluntarily celabite is the big /leftypol/-ironybro meme at the moment

>>72186349
didn't know that because I don't browse brony generals

>>72186371
neither do i, ironybros are leftists in weird twitter/SA/leftypol and they push their stuff across the internet