/brit/

https://youtu.be/cedoBlUvBlI

>>72182969
me on the right

man this Yankland house we're renting is massive
like way bigger than my family house back home, even though that is worth a million dollars and this is probably cheap as fuck.

its also literally just a suburb surrounded by nothing but swamp for miles.

I know buzzfeed has a hardon for hating trump but where do they stand on brexit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTGJfRPLe08

choon 2 drop 2

>>72183017
very good choon

>>72182997
>its also literally just a suburb surrounded by nothing but swamp for miles.
ah yes
it's almost as if location affects house prices

Worst thing about /brit/ at this time is the yanks who want to experience some culture but can only speak English so come to /brit/

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Something about this image eludes me

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the gf

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>I just realized im a shit actor.jpg

>>72183017
big choon actually
/brit/ usually likes pleb shit and mosher shite

business idea: fully legalise brothels and tax the shit out of them

>>72183026
>giving yourself an @
is that the youtube version of samefagging for (you)s?

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doing a second ammendment

>>72183052

tell her to telegram me when she gets the chance

>>72182969
yea but Khan's mayor of London while Goldsmith lost his seat

>>72183032
the closest anything is just tourist traps

still with a car its not awful
and its got a huge pool and spa tub
beats my runty house

>>72182961
thank god we liberated those plucky kosovars

>>72183029

>>>72182961
>very good choon

ta la. found this on some other thread

>>72183074
watching Miss Slaone atm and it's the stupidest piece of anti-gun propaganda i've ever seen in my life

>>72183085
>implying he has any power but

muh subways

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>>72183095
IT's an American tries to fit in with the anglosphere and fails miserably episode

Very good, carry on

business idea: legalise weed and tax the shit out of it

there's a place down the street where you can pay to fire big machine guns
truly the land of the free ;_;7
might head there tomorrow for a laugh

>>72183056
These washed up actors are sad

love to touch myself all over when hungover
very relaxing feel

>>72183131
A small tax would suffice

>>72182961
very generic

never quote my posts ever again

>>72183056
isn't she a moslem now?

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=JMTM912Ub7I

I was up north near stockton tees

nobody move/there's blood on the floor

For being a cultureless, soulless wasteland (I lived there for a bit), LA's producing some fairly good music

>>72183124
ummmm foy much?

>>72183151
I like to rub my belly when I'm drunk
especially since I have soft chest hair

>>72183124
Unless you're talking about a sandwich shop you can take that yank slang and see yourself right out the door mate

any lads wanna play agar.io?

>>72183126
oi fukk off you cunt, gonna glass ya gud la
>>72183161
wwwwaaaa no idea what you are on about m8

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a corbynite, upon seeing this image, said it "looks a bit racist"

>>72183201
cute

>>72183124
More a prestige thing 2bh

Goldsmith lost the mayoral race (which wasn't too embarrassing, Labour were always the favourites), but must have been embarrassing losing the seat he'd won a year before because he petulantly resigned and called another election over Heathrow

>>72183182
Where abouts did you live?

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>heathcliffe
>it's me your cathy
>I've come home

>>72183232
it's not racist they just look like a bunch of plonkers

you ever need to burp so much that it feels a bit like you're anbout to do a poo out of your mouth?

>>72183249
healthcare is not a right

>>72183236
Long Beach

>>72183254
>the communists look like plonkers

What has this world come to desu

man these yank tinder girls sure are fugly

>>72183254
how?

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>>72183052
>woman with dark eyes and hair and pale skin is white
>man with dark eyes and hair and pale skin isn't white

really want to go to yankland and not tip anyone

would they hate me? would i get deported?

>>72183279
FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF!!!

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>>72183291
that'd be like me visiting the UK and sharting in your marts

>>72183291
I've not tipped anyone since I've been here
honestly its nbd if you don't plan to come back to the same place.

>>72183273
Have you listened to Goldroom? He's an LA native

>>72183301
hi

>>72183332
Never listened to him but seriously into flying lotus, thundercat and kendrick atm

>>72183232
what is rorkes obsession with muscular men?

bogda bogda bogdanov
bogda bogda bogdanov!
bogda bogda bogdanov
bogda bogda bogdanov!

Khan is the best mayor in London history

>>72183361
>he doesn't appreciate the male body
fag

>>72183361
>aesthetics don't matter for your political movement
this is why everyone thinks of your ideology as a literal joke
call me gay, i literally don't care

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>>72182953
>Blonde hair and brown eyes
Is there a more disgusting combination in the world

>>72183385
gay

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Rate

>>72183361
rorke is a closet queer

rasheed is too

they both secretly want to have lots of gay sex with each other, but they're both tsundere and so they pretend to hate each other

got the ol' visa photo today and i look like a literal crackhead
will they still let me in lads

>>72183385
gay
you sound like mac off always sunny

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stop thinking

>>72183385
Difference between aesthetics and having semi-naked guys running about carrying torches 2bh.

French Revolution has some fairly a e s t h e t i c paintings of it that look a lot more striking than triumph of the will or any soviet shit

>>72183411
why is it light outside? it's almost 2:30 in the morning!!

o.O

>>72183417
>always sunny
fucking christ mate try and be less of a cliche of a nu male

>>72183360
He's along the lines of Poolside
FlyLo is dope, Thundercat has potential but his albums have more boring songs than good ones

>>72183411
nice bum

>>72183445
>Thundercat has potential but his albums have more boring songs than good ones

Good songs to play while trying to fuck though

favourite t.v. shows:
>always sunny
>the office (u.s.)
>rick and morty
>adventure time

>>72183444
>obsessed with muscular men
>calling people nu male
is this what right wing means now? latent homosexuality and an inability to keep up with good tv?

>>72183445
>FlyLo

Mr. Baba did not physically touch me, but he did make some verbal remarks, saying that I had very nice breasts and that he would like to put his head between them and go like this:

wbrwbrwbrwbwbrwbrwbrwbr

>>72183426
agree but the soviet lads carrying the flags are a pretty a e s t h e t i c image. I was mainly saying that the modern far left seems to have absolutely 0 concern with aesthetics. I can understand why, they tried to make their movement accessible and unthreatening, but at this point it's just so visibly repulsive

>>72183480
global rule 2

current tv shows i watch:
>always sunny
>reddit and morty
>top gear
>walking dead
>game of thrones
>stranger things

>tfw pleb

*strides toward you*

>>72183483
lad you can keep calling me gay, i don't care. Being physically fit shows you actually have some measure of willpower, something which numales like (you)rself lack

>>72183531
literally triggered

>>72183488
>I was mainly saying that the modern far left seems to have absolutely 0 concern with aesthetics.

Yea, annoyingly enough antifa are the only people with any decent style as much as I hate them. There were some stickers/posters from a far right group in my city recently that made the news but they were surprisingly well designed despite having a fairly idiotic message behind them.

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>>72183552
not an argument mate
here's a little picture of u hehe x

How I met your mother is the pinacle of yank media

>will follow whoever draws the pretty pictures
is this because you can't read or what?

Remembering the time I saw a black guy in a pepe t shirt walking around my local Sainsburys

Should have shouted Pepe

>>72183519
>reddit and morty

reddit really killed a top-tier tv show 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

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>>72183563
>antifa are the only people with any decent style as much as I hate them
even them nowadays are pretty shit in wealthy western countries. Greek anarchists definitely have a cool look to them and parts of the alt right do seem to be making a concentrated effort to improve their optics

>friend's upset that he's 5'6 and can't pull girls
>try to be polite and give him advice without mentioning the height

this is very difficult

>>72183598
Jesus Christ i cant imagine this happening here

>>72183629

see

>>72183613

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>>72183587
reminder that this attitude is why pic related is the vanguard of your movement
also whats your alternative?
>will follow whoever says the least meany things

I don't watch tv

>>72183488
>>72183563
ISIS has nice aesthetics in their videos

thinking of doing a cheeky genocide lads

>>72183644
This was central London too

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Skins was the peak of British television

You're all a bunch of queers

>>72183651
reminder that you vote for whoever has the most handsome men

literally every single right wing lad i know is ugly and got bullied at school. Left wing normies are the ones getting all the girls lad, give it a go

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all the cool leftists are in rojava

Had a night out with the lad I met the other week who posts here too, I danced and nobody laughed or took videos to mock me or anything.
He wanted me to come with his friends to a house party afterwards but I felt like I'd been out more than long enough so got a kebab wrap and headed home. It's probably all leading up to some cruel joke where I get crushed but until that happens I'm quite enjoying this socialising thing.
/blog

>just found out about the german nutter on /b/
Ah yes.

>>72183713
>Left wing normies are the ones getting all the girls lad, give it a go
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
>i-if i say i believe the same things girls do, they'll sleep with me
can NOT imagine having this mindset
pure crease, love you lad x *ruffles your hair*

>>72183720
will be funny to see them all purged if the Kurds do get their own state

>>72183713
I'm handsome and I'm staunchly right wing

Need any more proof it's fulla queers here?

>>72183711
FOY FAGGOT

>>72183769
Looks like it just got queerer lads

>>72183760
>>72183768
me:
rich
handsome
confident
socially active
happy
have gf
centre-left

you:
poor
stupid
lonely
no gf
right wing

the data is undeniable lads, have a think about it

>>72183627
Dunno, I saw a lad with a red scarf around his face toss a brick in Glasgow at an antifa demonstration and was definitely impressed with the aesthetics

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cant seem to find the remote

the best looking people are usually right wing because they have life on easy mode and so are happy with the current state of affairs

>>72183778
>>72183794
FOQ

>>72183720
will be funny to see her get raped in the ass by muhammad isis al-rasheed

So, you want to hear another story huh? One where the very fate of /brit/ hangs in the balance?

>>72183819
Sp-oooo-key

>>72183769
because theres a y*nk here

>>72183709
>Watch it as a 13 year old
>think that's what 6th form/uni will be like
>be sorely disappointed

I'm 20 years old and me and the m8s are only just getting into drugs beyond weed

>>72183816
turborasheed

>>72183787
>axe man
I'm not sure, I just know that a serial killer has been posting his crimes on there in the last few days, he did it with an axe?

>>72183819
Sorry to say, we're all out of tea.

>>72183809
i'm 4/10 from a working class single parent family and i'm a far right nazi sympathiser desu

never seen an attractive communist

usually establishment centrists are fairly normal looking if not handsome

far right are either fat spastics or /fit/ and slightly nuts esoteric types

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Uk5SrE5tE

tip-top-tier song

>>72183843
>not sniffing through a 20g bag of mcat at 15 with the lads every weekend
must be shit to have missed that being legal

actually let me rephrase: the best looking people are centre right and centrists

You lads want peak aesthetic?

Watch the latest IS video from Wilayat Jazirah.

Great kino shots of several guys with M4's and cool uniform in the forest, and then a shot of a guy riding a horse with a large IS flag/war banner in his hand with the sun gleaming off it

shot on an insanely high quality camera, lighting is excellent and all that, complete with a good nasheed

>>72183841
You're another flavor of yank, you pocket pussy

>>72183876
nice reddit post

>>72183879
I'm not a yank you fucking queer pussy also

*Flavour

>>72183803
me:
>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>right wing
>lifts more than you

you:
>doesn't appreciate the FACT that the male body is objectively more aesthetic than the female
>physically weak
>left wing ("its cool and good if our movement is ugly and seeks to make everything uglier")


think we BOTH know who the REAL winner is here

>>72183871
Was mephedrone really that good?

Easy and cheap to obtain easily, but how'd it compare to good old mandy?

>>72183900
Your posts leave remnants of a queer

heya

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foy

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need a vegan boarding school headboy transgender gf

>>72183848
what the fuck really? I meant the bloke in dusseldorf who attacked people with an axe

>>72183935
*punches you*

Oi m8 oi oi oi

Oi

Ooooooyyyy

Me mUM Oi Oy

Oy mi oy

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just bought some afghan kush r8

>>72183876
Muslims have a great understanding of aesthetics in general
its no wonder Fascism has intellectual roots in Islam

>>72183911
mcat>mandy imo
it's still available on darkwebz i think, give it a go

>>72183987
Looks.... Good la..

First post-budget poll out.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-)
UKIP: 11% (-1)
LDEM: 10% (-1)
(via YouGov / 08 - 09 Mar)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/839993872944136192

>>72183876
you sure GCHQ would like you watching those? I know it's illegal for you possess copies of Inspire magazine

>>72183987
>british weed
who said you can take my grandma's yard trimmings

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>>72184021
>yougov

hmm, ah yes, very interesting

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>>72184036
>yanks

>>72184036
fucking idiot

Really want to fuck smithy from hat films tbqh lads, not even gay, he's just so dreamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX7AAxJB_MI

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>>72184021
thanks goys

>>72183999
Reckon a big reason why IS has a good understanding of aesthetics is because they constantly talk about and compare themselves to the Muslims in the early days of Islam when they waged war.

There's an IS video that starts off with Muslims from 1000 years ago fighting with swords and spears, sitting on horses on all that. They are fighting Hindus or something, and the Hindus have elephants in their army.

One of the Muslim fighters throws a spear at the elephant and then mid-throw, the camera pans around it and mid-flight the spear transforms into an anti-tank missile and then hits a tank.

was absolute kino

>>72184062
Just saying, if you're into that shit I can lend you my lawn mower

t. LA stoner

>>72183902
bit gay all this
no problem with that, mind

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>>72184021
>tfw we are literally ruled by an evil witch who can do what she likes and never lose support for it

>>72184090
Quintessential yank cringe

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>Muslims have a great understanding of aesthetics in general

>>72184087
would you have shagged her on a one night stand when she was 18 at uni?

*spreads my ass at you*

>>72184035
Don't have copies of that magazine.

They wouldn't like it, but it's not illegal and since they spy on everyone, they know full and well that I'm not some radicalized mussie or something.

>>72184117
did i make you shed a tear, sweetheart?

>>72183972
http://www.dw.com/en/four-day-manhunt-for-child-killer-marcel-h-moves-on-to-a-hospital-and-a-dog/a-37869056
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39227070
He posted it on /b/ over a few days during the week, apparently this manifesto is his:
http://pastebin.com/raw/KWXkSuJx

>>72184119
is that big ben today

>>72184132
*you shart liquid poo*

Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands
Little eyes
Walking around telling great big lies

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>>72184119
this must be the only angle they can use that hides the squalor surrounding it

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you know, i have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

which flying lotus album to download?

I fucked an MP AMA

>>72184180
>/brit/ in a nutshell:
WAAAAAAAH I'M A LITTLE BITCH MANLETS KEV MY SISTER SLEPT WITH MY UNCLE

>>72184151
how have i not seen this yet

then again i'm not a /b/-browsing runt

>>72184190
Think they've pretty much bulldozed everything around it.

>>72184208
which

>>72184224
hello manlet

Aussie housemate keeps calling me a pom twat

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>>72184190
its in mecca

>>72184224
AMERIMANLETS LITERALLY LET THEIR WIVES GET FUCKED BY TALL PEOPLE LMAO

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>72184089
I only wish Christians would care more
honestly appealing to "progressives" was a massive mistake

war is one of the scariest and disturbing things to think about imo

I don't understand why it is acceptable to think of it as an option unless it was in desperation of defense

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>Leave a bit of cheeky banter in /cum/

>guaranteed (yous) and flooding to brit

>>72184202
All of them

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>>72184246
The holiest place in all of Islam

*HJC helmets*

>>72184233
I only just found out too lad, that's G*rmans for ya

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>>72184268
you called?

>>72184246
I imagine being in that plaza below it would be pretty awesome

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>>72184143
best not click this image then :^)

ripping some absolutely enormous dabs iah

>>72184329
Pics

>>72184288
ok well im starting with until the quiet comes

>>72184303
that girl top left could feasibly be on the blob

>>72184246
this has a great aesthetic

>>72184280
war is cool dude

>>72184320
>2010
>article by Anwar al-Awlaki

wew lad

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alri

>>72184344
I just put on You're Dead on the ol' 'ound 'ystem

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>>72184348
>on the blob

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>>72184342

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>>72184249
>>72184243
>he's tall vertically but not horizontally

>>72184366
literally me

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Catholics as always are supreme when it comes to Aesthetics

>he doesn't read dabiq
why don't you waste more of gchqs time lads? the magazines kind of funny as well

*gapes*

>>72184366
woah dont remember the snacks bit

>>72184386
I have MFLB for vaping flower

>>72184420
don't understand how they always go on about doing so much to get rid of terrorist material online

dabiq and rumiyah are both easily available, an 8 year old could get hold of all the copies if he was told to look for it

they're really not doing a good job with that

>>72184386
Literally my radical midlander post

Mental

>>72184420
*dabs*

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>>72184415

State of it

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>>72184407
except not literally

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>>72184399
I am you obese manlet

>>72184453
old mate not happy haha

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>>72184386
unironically my *dabs* post

>>72184440
meh
maybe they keep it up to see who reads it, then follows their activity
if you get rid of it all you can't track the people who read it every month as soon as it's out

>>72184386
australians are shitposters
canadians are shit posters

>>72184460
me on the right second from the bottom

>>72184453
I miss Benedict
he was genuinely a great Pope and his books are fantastic.
he also shat on Muslims pretty hard

>>72184453
>tfw no Pope Urban II

>>72184460
A-are you the REAL Desklad?

>>72184494
no one comments on my posts being shit now that I don't have a leaf

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>>72184386
hello leaf take a picture of my post thanks

How do you approach letting a woman know that she shall not avail of any financial agreement with her till her hymen is certifiably intact by an independent medical practitioner?

Needed a poo so badly that I had to resort to pooing in a McDonald's at 2am with other people in the toilets. Disaster.

>>72184529
salty bags of sand

>>72184485
good point desu

have leafed through both dabiq and rumiyah and read some articles, but most of it is just babbling about muslim shite
havent saved any copies and i cant remember the last time i even looked at one of them

but their pictures and layout is funny just cause its bizarre how a terrorist organisation has such a high quality magazine that they consistently release

>>72184529
struggled to read this haha

>>72184501
yes, also FOY

>>72184529
in english doc!

>>72184440
>>72184562
hello redddit

>>72184558
>be me
>early morning hours
>just fapped
>gotta "clean the pipes"
>can't walk to the toilet, cause I might wake the house
>have no bottles around
>can't piss out the window, because my desk is in the way
>have nothing to piss in
>piss in an old shoe i never wear
>the piss leaks through the shoe and falls on my carpet

True story

>>72184606
'merica: the post

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So brave

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being on the computer more makes you want to go outside less

>>72184629
howling

>>72184529
"roasties need not apply" in big block letters

No Country for Old Men is such a good film
I like it more every time I watch it

redidt?????? in my thread?!!?

>>72184580
Proofs

>>72184629
can't tell if anyone has been rused here

#i'llfuckwithyou

>>72184629

I remember when she totally got into lacrosse and tried to hype up the Maryland team and they blocked her kek

might do an asian wank, any recommendations

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>>72184650
FOY

>>72184684
GVG-128

>>72184684
anime

>>72184684
go to sadpanda

>>72184699
Post milf gf and doggo

>>72184684

There's a really famous British asian cam whore called "Miss Reina T" I knew her from school in Mansfield, she got pregnant and then fled town.

so, my gf quit facebook. She did this because one of her friends made a post on women's day tagging all her friends who inspire her but didn't tag my gf. Gf spends a whole day crying then ragequits social media and won't stop whining about it.
Is it ok to slap her?

>>72184714
>censored
>little asian dicks
shall not
>>72184716
nonce
>>72184721
is that a city in thailand? nonce
>>72184733
shall be investigating

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*blocks your path*

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>all the times
>that I cried
>keeping all the things I knew inside
>it's hard
>but it's harder to ignore it

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Hitler was a good man

what anime are we all watching then?

boring canadian need not reply

>>72184780
none, I'm a grown up

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>>72184780

grew out of anime when I was 17

Wonder what the babestation girls do in their free time

>>72184797
>>72184800
hmmm

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>>72184797
was jk senpai

>>72184780
trying jojo
I quite like it, reminds me of DBZ and One Piece which I liked as a kid

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>>72184360
:^)
have fun when MI5 come a knockin

>>72184860
will NOT be using this guide for anything

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Just realised upper middle and upper class women along with career women won't be/don't want/too much of a roastie to have children this generation

So having kids will be left to dole scroungers poles and pakis

What a world we live in

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Ukrainian refugees desu senpai

>>72184907
cute!

>>72184882
the full instructions call for heat sealing acetone peroxide
granted the things are the small ones in the detonator but fuck me if i would put AP near a heat sealer

>>72184886
>be me
>working class pleb
>live in birmingham
>see loads of single mums with half black kids

tragic, like flushing their heritage down the toilet because (((they))) said it was cool

Idea: eat cheese and then go to sleep

>>72184860
posting bomb making instructions, even ironically, is illegal

New gimmick: eat cheese and then go to sleep

>>72184907

My first GF was Ukranian, her family fled to Germany after the Soviet Union collapsed because her parents were civil engineers during communism, so they had a massive house and shit. The plebs of Odessa hated the for it, her father went back to visit their uncle after about 12 years and he "got sick and died" within about a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWE2IDEofmI

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>>72184937

>>72184924
are you a terrorist?

*sunday depression kicks in*

>>72184954
nothing about how to make the actual explosives in that image lad

:D

>>72184972
no but i did nearly kill myself with AP 10 years ago
avoided charged luckily as i was just fucking around

>>72184860
calling the RCMP right now

>>72184961

hated them for it*

I think Maddie was abducted by a gang of nonces and now fetches top dollar as the world's premier loli hooker. Shadowy billionaire wronguns would definitely pay a fortune to shag the most famous missing girl in the world.

They'll probably kill her when she turns 16.

>>72184961
>The plebs of Odessa hated the for it, her father went back to visit their uncle after about 12 years and he "got sick and died


What... Are you suggesting they murdered him because he was doing well?

>>72185009
nothin illegal in that image lad

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Got my first negative feedback on ebay

>mfw ho forgets to return it in the time period so the shekels are still mine

Beware the Ides of March!!!!


just a few days lad

>>72185017
It is scary that this sort of stuff actually happens, remember watching a thing about an American lass that disappeared and they found pics of her all tarted up being sold out by the mafia or something.

SAD

>>72185065
you mean the girl in the van all duct taped up pic that was found in a parking lot?

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>>72185017
>>72185065

>>72185027

Pretty much, they basically lived in a mansion, she showed me photos of their home in Odessa where they had massive tapestries of Lenin and shit, there was a massive intellectual bleed from the eastern bloc after Communism fell. The fathers brother isn't allowed to leave former soviet nations because he held a commissioned rank in the Red Army.

>>72185079
No it was another one but I know the one you're talking about with the little boy, that one was scary to. Why are there so many mean people lads?

>>72185108
>Why are there so many mean people lads?
world isn't a nice place and people are dickholes tbqh

>>72185108
don't know why we can't all just get along desu

in the commission you ask for permission to hit em

anyone remember the destruction of daisy video

>less than 10% of the UK population is scottish
>scotland didn't want to leave EU
Fucking lmao

anyone remember the cuckio meme

YANK SNAP

The assassination of Julius Caesar was the result of a conspiracy by many Roman senators.

The Senate named Caesar dictator perpetuo ("dictator in perpetuity"). This declaration made several senators fear that Caesar wanted to overthrow the Senate.


On the Ides of March (March 15; see Roman calendar) of 44 BC, the conspirators staged a game of gladiatorial sport at Pompey's theatre.

The group of senators intercepted Caesar, and directed him to a room adjoining the east portico of the Theatre of Pompey.


Within moments, the entire group, including Brutus, was stabbing the dictator. Caesar attempted to get away, but, blinded by blood in his eyes, he tripped and fell.

>>72185130
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>>72185141
>>72185166
>>72185185
Snap

look up the david parker ray transcripts

FOY

>>72185228
don't tell me what to do

>>72185235
>>72185235
>>72185235

>>72185234
Hello there, bitch. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared, too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least, you need to get your shit together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I’m going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what’s going to happen to you and how long you’ll be here. I don’t know the details of your capture, because this tape is being created July 23rd,1993 as a general advisory tape for future female captives. The information I’m going to give you is based on my experience dealing with captives over a period of several years. If, at a future date, there are any major changes in our procedures, the tape will be upgraded. Now, you are obviously here against your will, totally helpless, don’t know where you’re at, don’t know what’s gonna happen to you. You’re very scared or very pissed off. I’m sure that you’ve already tried to get your wrists and ankles loose, and know you can’t. Now you’re just waiting to see what’s gonna happen next. You probably think you’re gonna be raped and you’re fuckin’ sure right about that. Our primary interest is in what you’ve got between your legs. You’ll be raped thoroughly and repeatedly, in every hole you’ve got. Because, basically, you’ve been snatched and brought here for us to train and use as a sex slave. Sound kind of far out? Well, I suppose it is to the uninitiated, but we do it all the time. It’s gonna take a lot of adjustment on your part, and you’re not gonna like it a fuckin’ bit. But I don’t give a big rat’s ass about that.