s4s edition
Gomen
sometimes i think it will be fun to replay dark souls but then i get bored because it sucks
lay the bent to the bonnie broom
Courage?
How is /cum/ tonight?
doing laundry
Getting stoned and eating fries with gravy, buds
>>72180710
it's 4:48 PM retard
>>72180738
It's 7:49 eastern
>>72180738
7:49 on the East Coast tho
Hello, /cum/!
HE'S FUCKING BACK
https://youtu.be/VSrv_n4tw7w
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/samurai-jack/
>East Coast
>it's 4:48 PM retard
>yes, i smoke the devil's lettuce
Edmontonian's are the most powerful race in the world.
>>72180835
*Quebecois
i've auditioned for 4 short films now and i haven't been cast in any of them
maybe i'm not as good of an actor as i thought i was
Shitty thread?
good night cum fiends
>>72180738
actually it's 5:51
>>72180858
no
>>72180772
>>72180775
>>72180865
w/e
>tfw reading terrorist propaganda literature
cheeky lil buggers they are
>>72180850
Howdy, neighbor
>>72180858
Clearly, we're off to a great start.
Big old dick
Lemon chicken or sweet and sour pork?
>>72180916
why is this legal
>>72180911
What state?
>>72180916
me on the right
>>72180916
disgusting whores
will end up single mothers on welfare
>>72180975
>lesbians
>mothers
>>72180975
And still won't fuck you
>>72181005
>those
>lesbians
>>72181005
lesbians don't exist
>>72180916
>watching skinny, inept children writhe on each other
Is this how the gays feel around conventionally sexy women? I feel like I'm expected to react, but there's nothing there. Black sky on the 4th of July, if you will.
>>72180955
>pic
>>72181010
not everything in life is about fucking sluts
>>72181051
Do people in Vermont speak French?
>>72181054
t. beta incel
>>72181054
>t. Virgin
>>72181054
Girl is coming over because she wants to smoke. Is this normal? She knows I don't have anything.
Does /cum/ like muslims?
a suburb of my city is officially english/french bilingual
why don't canadians celebrate thanksgiving?
do they have nothing to be thankful for?
>tfw went to a party
>tfw came a little late
>because of this had to drink three additional "penalty shots" of vodka
>then drank four or five more
>my alcohol tolerance is pretty much zero
>two bowls of dank kush afterwards
I passed out for like three hours and had to throw up twice. Oh well, at least my friend's gf was stroking my hair for some reason when I was half-unconscious. That was nice.
>>72181255
>>72180816
>file.png
>>72181312
nice edits
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-JpxV9zIOU
>why yes, i do use redditflags
>>72181320
Is the easiest way to identify a mac user.
>>72181352
>tfw just noticed I didn't one (you) last thread
>>72181025
I've never even seen a female, having my doubts about whether women actually exist.
>>72181386
>mac
it's the file name when you copy and paste images into the QR you dumpass
>mexican 4chan knowledge
>>72181464
I know, but someone once told me only mac users could do that, so i was lied i guess.
@72181418
and you're not getting any this thread either
>american churches
>>72181418
me on the right
>>72181619
>>72181625
>>72181632
3 webm's in a row.
Wow /cum/ you're actually producing
>>72181625
she got the new zelda
>>72181077
No, but there's a lot of muh French heritage and Quebec expats. Plus, we just kinda like Quebec for what it is, we like to try to be gracious hosts to our non-English-speaking neighbours, and we're often seen by other Americans as being basically Canadian.
>>72181303
How common is good weed all over Russia, and how illegal/enforced is it?
>>72181735
fuck off yank
hurry up already
>>72181787
fuck off foot kraut
>>72181632
holy shit, does anyone have sauce
>>72181754
>neighbours
I swear my phone did that.
>Grandmother bought fiber
>Decided to have a teaspoon with water
>What could go wrong.png
>Mfw as time goes on about how my stomach feels
>>72181808
lanarain.com
also, kill yourself
>>72181808
I think it might be lana rain
>>72181632
Thats a dude.
>>72181625
>one of them has a bf
EZ mode
Ever get that feeling of déjà vu?
>>72181877
>they get more action than you
>>72181879
yeah every night your mom knocks on my door begging to suck me off lol
>>72181879
I've just been in this place before
>>72181918
Higher on the street
>>72181912
a girl smiled at me earlier this week
>>72181938
And I know it's my time to come home!
>>72181938
and i know it's my time to goooo
Cheers, luv
The dutch used to be terrible posters. Not so much anymore, but their legacy is tainted.
>>72181957
>>72181974
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
>>72182003
Standing on my feet
*hugs you*
what happened to the qt Chilean who was polite to everyone and played Pokemon
>>72182021
*feels uncomfortable*
>>72182021
back the FUCK off
>>72182021
*accidentally sucks your benis*
oops haha
>>72182017
IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BELIEVE!
>>72182037
I killed him
He was growing stronger
>>72182037
my VPN subscription ended
was a shitty persona anyway
http://www.strawpoll.me/12511593
Why is Denmark so cute?
I TRIED SO HARD
>>72182086
>>72182037
>>72182090
haha yes indeed buds i am still dead
still pretty fucking sick
>>72182052
*sees that you are using my meme*
Oops sorry anon haha
>>72182115
pretty much stole my image
guys im really fucking bored
>>72182143
you can fuck my bp
Why is canada unironically cute?
>>72181971
I'm turning into a guy something like this, and I'm ok with it.
t. old dork
the old "i could probably drown a toddler in your panties right now" line always works
>>72182157
why are you still here
>>72182132
post more so I don't steal them
>>72182157
Canada should be nuked.
also hi denmark
Pretty fucking gay boys
>>72182157
I-I'm not cute
>>72182175
I'm pretty much carrying this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhcTeYVFfOg
>>72182165
post you're face
don't forget
>>72182203
why do you talk like a faggot and post anime shit? How disappointed are your parents?
>>72182212
She better have a penis.
>>72182222
Wasted quads 2bh
>>72182240
>>72182248
>complaining about anime on a Saudi Arabian guitar tuning forum
>>72182203
Yes u are
Shut up and kiss me
>>72181735
Pretty fucking illegal, over 6g of bud/2g of hash/0.5 wax will give you a felony
And the law is usually enforced, although you can bribe off cops if you have money
>>72182250
lol did an arab and a latino mix?
>>72182250
don't you wish you had a better neighbor to the south
>>72182282
sounds awful
>>72182296
post legal shit
>>72182358
like this
>>72182299
at least there's a 200 mile buffer
>>72182228
No, I'm old enough to know better, but not too old to know why I should know better.
>>72182414
>posts a gif
fucking canada
quitting weed, again, lads
>>72182393
they look very uncomfortable
@72182453
don't care
>>72182299
Yes, a lot.
started drinking agani lads
>>72182358
I know she fell off, but what actually happened for her to be wincing like that? No way she actually broke a bone or some shit
>>72182021
thanks kind anon
>>72180579
someone turn the op image into proofster pls
>>72182486
me as well
average americuck
I really don't like muslims lads
>>72182506
she fell really hard on her side, definitely could have broken a wrist or fractured her leg
l really don't like muslims lads
hate the blacks pal
>>72182506
>>72182541
she fucking got a bruise
>>72182448
How alonso survived beats me but he sure is lucky.
I reaIly don't like muslims lads
I realIy don't like muslims lads
I really don't Iike muslims lads
Not too fond of the canadians
I reaIIy don't like muslims lads
>>72182563
just think if that hit while he was upside down he would've been done
looked at gay doujins again but I'm not gay and it made me think
I notice that a lot of these things are clearly drawn for and by straight women and then some of them are clearly made for men, I like the latter, you can tell because of the plots and how many pages are devoted to the actual sex act
the ones for women never draw much of the penis and they make the guys bodies undefined so its really just dialogue but the ones for guys are much more similar to a straight doujin just with idealized masculine dudes
its like 3d gay porn but without the fat and you never have to hear a faggy voice or that weird music they play in some gay porn (don't get that)
problem is the stuff for women is so much more prevalent on porn sites and I don't think 3d asian men are that attractive (although i would like to act out primary colors with yukio mishima) so jav isn't an option
I really don't like musIims lads
I really DO NOT like muslims buds
l reaIIy don't like muslims lads
>>72182618
>looked at gay doujins again but I'm not gay and it made me think
Suure.
Hi Cucks.
I really don't Iike musIims lads
I really love muslims lads
I reaIly don't like musIims Iads
>girl said I could do laundry in her dorm(my dorm has coin machines) but has to do homework so she "won't be any fun tonight"
wat next
>>72182647
Hi, how are you?
Give me a boner.
l reaIIy don't Iike musIims Iads
>>72182618
>looked at gay doujins again but I'm not gay
>>72182670
*starts dry humping u*
>>72182665
Laundry
>>72182670
say no more
I look exactly like Ringo Starr. it's uncanny. This is a picture of me.
>>72182711
damn straight
gonna get me some clean sheets
>Local Chinese takeaway is from Hong Kong
>Local Indian takeaway is from Bangladesh
That's London for you lads.
>>72182726
that's a penis
>>72182726
h*ck thats gay
>takeaway
>>72182670
gotchu fampai~
>>72182726
the fuck is wrong with that foreskin
>>72182756
asian gooks are awful
>>72182753
Well what do you call it?
Why are /Brit/ threads so much better than /cum/ threads
>>72182736
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>72182666
Good. Nice triple, satan.
>>72182777
good post
good digits
good flag
fucking faggot canadians
>>72182772
fat
>>72182777
Maybe you should stay there?
Nice lucky 7's.
>>72182820
>filename
>>72182805
Every Canadian poster is gay except for me.
some of these are terrible
>>72182833
Well we don't have a habit of staying where we came from
Also checked
>>72182805
we're gonna need a bigger rake
this album was terrible
>>72182929
faG
>>72182820
>korean "cinema"
I might give away my dog purely because I don't like taking care of it desu
A E S T H E T I C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TRdx2tbUFI&t
I hate weddings
Guess I'm a chink lover now
>>72182820
what's the purpose of placing the shotgun on top of his arm like that? Why can't he just hold it normally?
Hey guys I'm back
>>72182993
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with weddings
>>72183002
does she get naked and/or spooged on?
>>72183002
two thick and weird looking
>>72183002
Mexicans are chinks but browner
>>72183002
>chink
>she's clearly a Jap
chink means chinese, retard
Literally just spent 5 hours at a wedding of one of my cousins who I barely know
It was terrible
>lots of qt asian girls at school
>want to make one my gf
>no idea how to approach or talk to them
>>72183084
why wasn't the /cum/ gang invited?
You've got some explaining to do.
>>72183027
Don't know
>>72183050
I'm well aware of that
>>72183100
I was only allowed to bring one guest
Visited /b/, /r9k/, and /pol/ for the first time in a long time
Can't believe I actually used to browse those boards. No wonder I was such an angry, fearful loser.
>>72183100
>ah yes and these are my pals from the cum gang
>uhhhhhh...
cheeto flavour ranking
1. jalapeno cheddar
2. flamin' hot
3. crunchy cheddar
------------POWER GAP------------
4. puffy
>>72183125
should have brought me
>>72183097
Talk about anime or fashion or boy bands . One of those topics usually works
>>72183149
But you don't even like me.
>>72183145
Puffy is not a flavor
faggots should be sent to the fucking gas chamber
>>72183097
Hey I'm X, here's my number. Gimme a text and I'll take you out some time
Say it in a cool way and not a questionary manner
>>72183129
/pol/ is quite fun actually
HWNDU threads
Brit/pol/ threads
Racemixing roulette threads
/pol/ is unironically the funnest board on this entire website
>>72183129
I feel ya
Those places suck the life out of you
>>72183129
let's have an honest conversation here.
What's the point in visiting /b/ anymore? Porn? Yet it's still the most active board on this laotioan trading rice seminar.
Who uses /b/? Why? What do these people expect? So many questions
Not even a bit ironically better than cheetos
>>72183169
sure I do that was just banter
>>72183145
You forgot white cheddar below jalapeno
>>72183175
>walk up to random person i've never spoken to before before
>give them my number and ask for a date
that's weird as fuck lad
>oreGONE
Fuck England.
>>72183199
Don't lie to me, you Ont*rian bastard
>>72183188
>porn
God no, much better places for pornography.
/b/ is the newfag retard filter so that we don't have to deal with a constant wave of utter retardation beyond what we usually have to deal with.
>>72183213
I got you senpai
>>72183129
>not browsing /pol/ regularly
it's gone down in quality lately thanks to leftypol, reddit/neofag and fake news interns though
give me your address and I'll send you some just to fucking prove it
>>72183222
You are my 5th best /cum/ friend
>>72183188
>reddit spacing
>doesn't understand /b/
>>72183208
I do it and it works. Stop being such a beta. Obviously you want to try to have an in already but if you don't then learn how to do it randomly like adults do
you're surrounded by chicks and can't get a fuckin date
I am a frequent visitor of r/incest.
I do not like incest but it does give me an erection when other people talk about it.
The reasons for which I cannot explain.
>>72183246
Who are the other 4?
>>72183253
OUT
Long live the state of Arizona.
It's a near perfect state
>>72183129
One of these is not like the others
>>72183237
>implying I like football
I'm more of an equestrian man if I dare say so chap!
>>72183255
lmm
cia
Bajachan
the other californian
>>72183288
horse dick is gay
>don't tip at florida airport restaurant
>waitress looks like she wants to kill me and refuses to accept any tips when I realize what's going on
hello?
>>72183285
/pol/ is an underage haven
>>72183280
>John McCain
>Mexicans
The flags of Arizona and California look like communist revolutionary flags
want to go buy some more hard liquor but know i will just have to go through terrible withdrawals again
also i have 10 strong beer and lil liquor left
but fuck i just want to get fucked up insanely fast and forget the world exists
*enters thread*
ummmm.. hey
BRITS GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>72182015
>hurr no era penal, more like no era of mexican dominance
every fucking time
I have eaten four tins of tuna and half a loaf of bread today. My tummy is grumbly.
>>72183316
Don't liquor stores close early in Canada?
>>72183316
just do some opiates
>>72183313
based flag coming through
>>72183293
Thought you were the Canadian cat lover...
>>72183311
The only thing that is missing to Arizona, is a team in major league soccer (MLS)
So if it would be the perfect state for me
>>72183250
I did once try asking out a qt asian gril
We weren't total strangers, we'd known each other for about a month.
Now she wants nothing to do with me.
>>72183293
>2 of them are gone
>Baja hasn't been here in weeks
That's rough
>>72183349
I'm here
No British allowed beyond this post
>>72183308
>redditors and MSM writers taking notes
>underage
newfags =/= underaged
>>72183357
Not my fault you're ugly AND beta
>>72183347
Looks like the flag of an American galactic empire desu
Shame the state is full of kidfuckers
HOW IS INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE SUCH SHIT REEEEEEEE
Felt really strong cravings for liqour yesterday lads. glad I didn't give in
>>72183342
dont know about other provinces but a lot of liquor depots are now open till 2am, might be different on the lords day. one within walking distance open till midnight.
>>72183345
b-but muh liver
all i have is benzos which i was told never to take with booze cause you willl fuck your liver and mine is probably bad enough already
>>72183393
not even slightly ironically I enjoyed that movie
>>72183393
Because they made a sequel to a garbage but enjoyable in it's own way film many years too late?
computers fucking dying lads
crashed twice today with some fucked up screen. Public library life from here on out
I really don't like talking to my relatives
There's a reason I've avoided them since I was a teenager
>>72183197
Never liked cheetos or cheezits much. used to like these crackers that I'd get in my easter basket
>>72183362
oh hai
I've been busy with school, how about you?
>>72183442
Annie's Mac n Cheese is much better than Kraft Dinner.
>>72183375
Honestly, I think I just said it wrong. I made myself sound like a sperg.
>>72183464
well that is a goddamn lie
*walks toward you*
>>72183443
>be Mexican
>fail test
>>72183443
Same here. I haven't been around very much lately because I have so much work to do.
I probably shouldn't even be here right now, desu
>>72183439
>Built pretty nice computer 7 years ago
>Since building it I've kept adding things to it
>It now constitutes a huge wired monstrosity of multiple monitors and other peripherals as well as 5 hard drives
God i'd shit my pants if this thing ever straight up failed.
>>72183489
cat butthole
>>72183482
Only my networking and programming tests, I'm doing great on my remaining classes
I prefer these over Cheetos
>>72183439
>Public library life from here on out
grim
new thread
>>72183518
>>72183518
>>72183518
>>72183516
all 6 of them?
>>72183516
>>72183515
>be Mexican
>fail multiple tests
>>72183528
I have a big ol' bag of smaller bags of them
>>72183507
>>72183525
bump limit is 310 newfag
>>72183516
36 grams of cheetos wtf this shit probably a dollar too baka
(trying out the new kid speak)
>>72183553
>implying anyone cares about that besides janny and autists
>>72183583
just sayin he better hope jan man isn't around
IM CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO MORE BUMPS
>>72183630
He's not clearly not
>not realizing the anons complaining about early threads are the people reporting so their new stays
Don't ever doubt the autism here.
>>72182603
Not too fond of anime myself
>>72183702
reporting posts is even worse than being the janitor imo. at least he has an "official" position.