/brit/

i'm in quite a pickle indeed...mmm...mmm...

*commits mass murder*
*gets praise for it*

the irish deserved it

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>voter fraud, no substantial evidence has ever been found in your county's entire history of it let alone this election.

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had a funny post in mind, but I've completely forgotten

the state of my life

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trump only won because hillary was terrible

if you want to blame anyone then blame the democrats

this is all i'll be saying on the subject

Did you lads know that it's physically impossible to commit election fraud?

>>72174321
Provide a non-fake news story that proves there was voter fraud in the last election

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>>72174362

>>72174303
congratulations on your white penis

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benched 7 plates lads

new bookmark bar, took suggestions from /brit/

that's well funny that is
>>72174258

>>72174404
dont recognise most of these term

>>72174110
Aye lad, bit of whiskey. Quite enjoy a quiet drink the odd time but tonight it's for medicinal purposes. Couldn't stomach wine desu, not my thing

How's uni life btw? Never went, bit curious.

>>72174445
bet that was (You)r post

The people who write for the Express seem to think Britain pays for 95% of the EU's spending.

voter fraud is literally fake news, same as trump saying his inauguration was bigger than Obama's. He can't accept losing in any tiny way.

janny must be taking a break

Just had my first wank of the week. Lots of cum and a near thirty second break from the crippling loneliness.

>>72174514
>6'1'' vs 5'11''

Must be incredibly dismal to go straight from school into wageslavery

>>72174384
how about a study from harvard?
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261379414000973

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>>72174514
me after a night out with the squad

>>72174514
That's a big loo

>>72174477
no and i was not being sincere you blubbering dipshit do not respond to me again

what did you expect from the express?

>some friends have gone to the pub and haven't asked me

hmm

literally just shat myself

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

--me

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>>72174514
>in egypt and germany

did you know that scotch whisky sales account for £4 billion worth of UK exports every single year but aren't counted towards scottish GDP figures

http://sketchtoy.com/67947555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy0CCkQVpi8

>>72174541

me

>>72174606

it doesn't say that though

>>72174620
Scotch is shit anyway

>>72174606
Nazis stole it

might get pizza for dinner lads

>>72174620
dont care. fuck scotland.

hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl5Xb5XoGTU

>>72174620
£4 billion is practically nothing.

GTA1 had a peng soundtrack

why are brits so good at music?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_CQ5Xaqlw

post those scummy tunes

>>72174632
do your friends listen to nigger music in their bmws

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london
ondon

>>72174584
for poo

>>72174663
had a diavolo from pizza express myself. was very tasty but needed to be spicier

Why do all public toilets smell like the same kind of poo?

It's always a specific smell. Do people only use public toilets when they need a certain shit?

>>72174620
Call me when you can run a car on it.

>>72174698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-4T-WES5M

>>72174514
How fucking dumb do you have to be to be Egyptian and not to notice a big Egyptian statue in a pile of dirt

Did it really take a team of Germans to come along and point it out to everyone?

>>72174690
>peng
Ghana

>>72174698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA

can northerners even ride bikes?

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>>72174725
>this post

>>72174731
when have mudslimes ever exhibited the slightest bit of intelligence? never is the answer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6jGxQsZ7Q

Find me a cunt with a drop better than this

FUCKING TURN IT UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72174731
It was under the ground. Trying to explain to Muslims that old things might be underground is like explaining quantum physics to a parakeet.

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Going to take part in /blackgf2017/ lads.

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what the fuck? captchas are getting fucking stupid. I don't have time for this

>>72174795
Good luck anon! (sarcastic)

No one is ever going to want me

>>72174726
almost all of your posts are fucking shit

>not using legacy captchas
ululating

>>72174814
looks like its time to buy a pass goyem

>>72174795
I saw a white guy with one in Aldi a while ago, surprised me

He was a tall good looking chap and she was very curvy, smooth and dark

I'd be fine with one but they probably hate me like all races of women seem to

>>72174835
There are at least three Krautposters in this thread right now.

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>>72174814
>not using legacy

skeng

>>72174770
(Tuning and warming up from orchestra) OK. (Idi says) Right now, here we goin' again from the top. An' this time, de first violins, er, I want you to plug the instruments into, er, into the gas main, because, er, I'm not getting the sound I am liking. An' the wives what am forming the backing group, let, er, you come round to the front of me where I can keep my eye on you. Dat better. Right now, here we are going. Stop now. Stop now when I am telling you! Listen, stop! Shut up! (Gunshot) Thank you. Now, I am counting you in with the well-known counting things. Here we go. One, two ... Oh, no! What come after two? ... Five!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVeyGVIpvXo


RAH

Lads I might order a paki pizza and pay with a fake 20

Reckon I can get away with it?

havent showered in 3-4 days
kinda smelly desu

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>>72174814
>not having a pass

>>72174866
I can tell when it's the danish jew posting

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>legacy captcha

how do you even get legacy captcha?

>>72174887
don't see why not

it's not like they are gonna have a note checker with them

>>72174909
its under settings at the top lad

>>72174908
taking the time to click those stupid pictures when you can just hit tab and quickly type it

>>72174887
When they find out they'll come and fuck you up

>>72174877
(Chorus, two contralto, two soprano:)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, most amazin' man, there's ever been.
He's the general, the president, the king of the scene,
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin.

(Idi:) Look at the history, it packed with men,
What rising to the top and getting chopped agen. (again)
No one fathoming the secret of the whole damn thing.
You got to give the population something to sing!

(Chorus)

(Idi:) Take Hitler, Stalin, Attilla the Nun,
No one got a good word for a single one.
Where these first-class geniuses all goin' wrong,
They never got the population singing along.

>>72174909
the settings you bellmunch

>>72174887
Order us one as well lad I'll pay you back tomorrow.

>>72174700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R3jr99N46w
last song I listened to in a BMW
it's good mix of icelandic rap, old icelandic songs and stuff like $B

>>72174887
shouldn't be giving real money to pakis so go for it. will only fuck up their business in the end.

>>72174945
>>72174939
oh right cheers

>>72174943
(Chorus)

Listen, would the world-famous Kampala Glee Club mind keeping in the damn background? What the hell goin' on here? It looking like some kind of musical coup to me. (Gunshot, soprano scream) That better. Three people more than enough for a quartet anyhow.

(Chorus, one soprano less.)

A modern leader gotta twist and shout,
Got tell the people let it all hang out.
If you don't want to vanish with a boot up the bum,
You gotta give the population something to hum.

(In the middle of this chorus) "You still crowding the star!" two gunshots, two screams, one contralto continues uninterruptedly. )

>>72174948
lol!

is there anything more horrible than walking down mayfair/soho during lunch time

ARTICLE 50 ON MONDAY

>>72174791
>>72174771
What's crazy to think about is that ancient societies like the Assyrians, Hittites, Babylonians, etc were forgotten until Europeans came along in the 1800s. The Muslims living in the area from 600-1900 had no idea that they were living on top of dead empires

Think about that whole process


>Latin monks spend the next 1000 years translating Old Testament books, spreading them throughout Europe
>Europeans become powerful enough to set up empires overseas
>decide to see if those Old Testament stories were true

we wouldnt even know about them if those stories hadnt been preserved

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shan't be shopping at tesco anymore after i found out they're all rorkes

morning lads

if you can't figure out how to switch to legacy captcha on your own then you deserve nothing but disappearing captchas for eternity

>>72174979
Hmm, that a pretty good voice you got there. That voice possibly taking you right to the top of the charts. Yes, sir, ma'am, every chance you getting to the number one spot on the Uganda hit parade with a voice like that. You could be the next Englebert Bassey! You could be the new Zulu! (Gunshot, scream) Pity, the world only needin' one new star, really.

(Idi sings:)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, the most amazin' man the world has seen,
I the general, the president, the king of the scene,
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin.
This chorus singin' a piece of cake! Let's go now!

Idi, Idi, Idi Amin, Wow wow, Idi, Idi, Idi Amin...
Listen to the falsetto goin' there! Not often a black man get that far up, you know.
Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi Amin, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi...
Don't forget the name there, folks!
IdiAminIdiAmin...
How I love the sound of it!
Idi Amin, Idi Amin. Ooh, Idi, Idi Amin, Idi AminIdiAmin...?
Who wrote the lyrics? This is poetry!
IdiAminIdiAminIdiAmin...(Fadeout, losing rhythm and key)

>>72174990
the co in tesco stands for (((cohen)))

>>72174990
Feels good shopping at Tesco.

>>72174940
Yeah this is what I'm worried about, they have my address

need a new gimmick lads

>>72174987
The scholars that Napoleon brought with him during his invasion of Egypt were the first people to suggest to the Egyptians that they were not, historically, a slave people (i.e. the Mamluks). They had literally lived for centuries among the ruins of Ancient Egypt and didn't once make that connection before the arrival of Europeans. Mad.

>>72174983
>living in london

you deserve it

>>72175017
both captchas are fine tbqh, don't get the complaints

>>72174980
>lol!
what did he mean by this?

>>72174987
islam wilfully embraces ignorance and anti-intellectualism as it furthers its fascist agenda.

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So BORED lads

Help a nigga out

women are shameless whores

https://youtu.be/pcmvO2DXmo8?t=7m17s

>>72174986
Source

Don't get me gassed

>>72175079
Play overwatch with me

https://streamable.com/a2nh

nothing more enjoyable than watching a broken irishman hold back the tears

>>72175106
Overwatch is gay

really don't know what to do anymore, I feel lost...

>>72174575
>In spite of substantial public controversy, very little reliable data exists concerning the frequency with which non-citizen immigrants participate in United States elections.

huh...

unironically order a vaper lads

can't deal with the expensive stinky fags anymore

>1. Twink?
>2. London?

>>72175081
Man, being famous is hard

>>72175183
Are you watching the Spurs game tomorrow?

>>72175165
b-b-but it's a s-study!! from h-harvard!!!!!

>>72175060
Islam isn't fascist though

Trying to label old religions in modern political terms is reddit tier levels of retarded

>>72175045
That's crazy

Another somewhat related idea: The British East India Company invented the concept of Hinduism as being an individual religion. Before that, India was filled with similar, but technically different religions. Then the British come along and finally tell everyone to just call themselves Hindus (after the Indus River)

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Sippin on that heiny

let's get retared in here

>>72174404
Business concept you fucking 'sheed

>>72175250
Can I have a sip?

>>72175268
you mean business idea fucking mahmood

>>72175241
islam is extremely fascist mate. fascism describes a mentality that has existed for millennia. history is circular.

humans of new york comment section contains the purest form of runtism on earth

>>72174404
delete this RIGHT NOW

>>72175250
on the tesco voddy and coke lad belting stuff

>>72175250
It's "sipping on Henny" as in Hennessy

>>72175288
*surreptitiously pisses into an empty can nearby*

yeah here you go mate

>>72175241
>Islam isn't fascist though
lmao

it claims to be the one true religion that all mankind should follow. doesn't get more fascist than that

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Reminder: conservativism is the new counter culture

>>72175165
>>72175221
>Our exploration of non-citizen voting in the 2008 presidential election found that most non-citizens did not register or vote in 2008, but some did. The proportion of non-citizens who voted was less than fifteen percent, but significantly greater than zero. Similarly in 2010 we found that more than three percent of non-citizens reported voting
whoa...

why are job applications so patronising

We need more autism

>>72175358
it's a sellers market

>>72175334
The same stuff from last night?

>>72175351
But conservatives are in power.

>>72175351
wouldn't go that far but i do agree that freaks with green hair are disgustin

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been mostly drinking this tonight

>>72175301
What is fascism

>>72175358
It's part of the sift process. You have to be able to decipher the smug jjargon

>>72175087
what kind of world will our children inherit

>>72175241
if you go to nepal today there's a gradiant of religions along hindu/ buddhist lines that don't really have proper distinction
I imagine a lot of this in-fighting amongst hindus, sikhs, buddhists etc. is just a product of autistic categorisation from the brits

>>72175379
what does that mean

Israeli techno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTk7X2bBPME

>>72175395
what is google

>>72175152

take the midnight train

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Really mind boggling how low IQ deano manual labourers can put together skyscrapers

Which Euro country would it be best to move to if the UK goes down the pan?

>>72175358
capitalism, as >>72175379 said

reserve army of labour, my dear goy. unemployment holds down wage growth and workers are treated little cattle.

If you're raped, how can you be a survivor of rape?

>>72175358
you're applying to runt jobs

>>72174908
>terraria font
E N L I G H T E N E D

>>72175422
going?

>>72175397
wonderful

>>72175439
correct

>>72175432
fuck off communist (FOC)

>>72175410
israel looks like a nice place to go on holiday

>>72175424
construction workers aren't that thick 2bh

and they get paid a shit load

>>72175438
you dont die during it

>>72175431
Czech Republic

White
atheist
stunning women
guns
decent economy
low density population
some nice cities

it looks lovely

if not there then slovenia or croatia

>>72175380
Yeah I've only got enough coke left for 1 more though after that I'm just drinking the rest of the vodka as it is

>>72175399

>having kids

FONT

>>72175395
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>72175345
all religions do that

>>72175087
why oh why on earth would somebody watch this video

I fell out of heaven
To be with you in hell
My sin's not quite seven
Nothing much to tell

Lust I haven't craved
A sainted boy im not
I'll take it to my grave
A side cursed on rot

I ride this ropes alone
Beneath the sulfur sky
Everywhere I roam
Life is one big lie

When the fireball goes down
Out by LA waste
I come into town
But only for a day

If starving in bed means
A pray for you to understand
The man cure is sleek
But lust holds my hand

I stumbled and I cry
I pounce with no revenge
At least I never lied
Or took the truth to rail

>>72175405
it means there are loads more people looking for jobs than there are jobs so they can afford to be persnickety

>>72175457
Coquette

>>72175457
>fuck off communist (FOC)
i'm trying to help you

and it's not just communists that say this. capitalists do too, although they dress it up in different terms (NAIRU)

>>72175424

it's just a big mechano set

>>72175474
>and they get paid a shit load
how much

>>72175484
You should chug a pint of voddy and sing us a sea shanty on the ol' 'roo

>>72175476
Then that's something else entirely different

>>72175539
a shit load

>>72175497
right

>>72175531
sounds like a pseudo science

>>72175512
??

>>72175424
a lot of guys I know who went into manual trades weren't dumb at all desu they just hated studying. I know far stupider people who went to uni than trades

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reminder not to reply to braindead commie shills

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>>72175298
Muslims are killed on sight in best ireland
t. White protestant

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utterly bored out of my skull

might do an old 'cide

>>72175490
Excellent definition of fascism my fellow intellectual

>>72175599
B E L F A S T
O
T
A
N
I
C

>>72175583
>15 in the old days is like 8 years old today

Really stimulates the ol' neurons.

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>>72175583

>>72175586
Why are people who care so much about politics so autistic.

>>72175623
bye

>>72175490
yes but islam is the only one that envisions eventual dominance

all other modern religions teach tolerance despite non-belief, indoctrinated muslims behead them

>>72175650
it's hard to ignore

i wish i could stop caring but i can't

>>72175650
have you ever seen a normal politician?

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>>72175623

enjoy your eternal dirt patch

is it advisable to apply for a job while mildly drunk?

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WTF i love the right wing now

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neocameralist formalism

>>72175680
Literally how I got my last two jobs.

>>72175490
>all religions do that
but islam takes it further where other religions dont. other faiths make room for other belief whereas islam vehemently denies allowing other faith in their final word of god.

>>72175650
becoming politically conscious is one of the biggest mistakes of my life and i would be quite comfortable diagnosing it as a form of mental illness

>>72175680
Very
Just triple check your spelling

ermmmm

is someone going to wank me off??

>>72175568
Coquette coquette
Oh how you hurt me to prove you were so cynical

>>72175555
Possibility I may end up like this guy though
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/04/father-died-downing-whole-bottle-tequila-bet/

>>72175680

worst that can happen is they say no

>>72175680
yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4

>>72175539
depends where

in london standard workers earn like £40k minimum

the irish aut-rightist who thinks he'd be a lord is back

>>72175586
/lit/ was always Catholic, Marxist, and anarchist.
Just newfaggot /pol/tard

>>72175690
the right wing are the real 'cucks'
voluntary slaves

Nothing more comfy than a light dress on a sunny day

>>72175760
>in london standard workers earn like £40k minimum

WTF

>>72175732
Naw you'll be ok

do you ever start questioning whether or not short words are actually words?

be?
am?
the?

fucking strange words if you say them over and over again

>>72175778
>voluntary slaves

Something doesn't seem right here, but I'm not sure what...

>>72175784
I hate dresses, feel so exposed.

Skirt and a shirt mistress-race

>>72175773
/pol/ was actually originally left wing and the nazi stuff was just people taking the piss

>>72175848
You must be new here.

>/pol/ was actually originally left wing and the nazi stuff was just people taking the piss

Can't stand this fucking newfag /leftypol/ Jewish gimmick

>>72175586
what's the collective understanding of /int/ outside this site? I've seen people describe it as leftie too

>>72175791
it's better in america where the mafia and money are all over the construction industry

workmen can earn 6 figures in new york easily

>>72175645
>write slut on your stomach in protest
>forget the L is an L and cross it like a T
>don't correct it
baffling.

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fuckin

>>72175804
>the chemical life

Sounds good, where do I sign?

>>72175848
Aren't /pol/ still mostly libertarian?

>>72175890
She's a SCUT and proud

>>72175886
mostly ironically racist

>>72175804
>we've gotta put some black lady in there

what makes the "x started out as the opposite and they were just having a laugh but then a bunch of idiots flooded in and started believing in it" meme so tempting and palatable to people?

>>72175804
someone get that fucking nigger out of the picture

>>72175887
>tfw no british mafia to launder blood money and raise salaries

>>72175911
what the fuck am i looking at

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>>72175921
best racism is on /int/, favourite is implying germanics are niggers

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>wahey
>yehaw

>>72175904
They're the kind of libertarian that loves rallying around authoritarian strongmen

rugby

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>n-word

>>72176025
delete this image mate

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the *pengest* brownfield development

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>>72175975
We have a mafia.

>>72176053
Delete you fucking life you fat nigger

what sources should I get my news from to make sure it's most accurate lads?

>>72176032
>"libertarian"

ancoms need to take back that word

Nearly had an anxiety attack walking around London. There was just so many people

>>72176095
me

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haha!

flubromazepam or flubromazolam tonight hmmmm

>>72176043
you mean nigger?

>>72176095
bbc

>>72176095
infowars dot com

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>work at a petrol station
>black guy comes in and asks me where the condoms are
>show him
>asks me if we have any "extra small ones"

feel bad for him Tbh

>>72176109
so what's been happening?

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gf wants me to buy her one of these extreme crop top things

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>>72176032
tolkien was like that iirc
he supported the monarchy but mainly in a minarchist sense to provide overarching order to the free rabbles

babestation

>>72176134
>this didn't happen

>>72176025
>wahey
>yehaw
>yaweh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

>>72176157
Interesting. Wonder what he thought about tax policies.

>>72176118
Are those RCs?

>>72176176
It actually did though m8, today

>>72176157
tolkien was an elitist piece of shit who wrote overrated garbage

>Stood in the Agora
>Suddenly this fucking banger comes on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

What do?

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imagine being a woman and taking roids giving you a manjaw, facial hair and a roidclit (that will NEVER reduce in size), so you can deadlift 180kg in front of 40 people in salford.

>>72176231
would shag t b h

got called an amerismall in argos

ngl if I was an american I would have voted Trump

>>72176134

I had a extremely fit girl buy condoms from the shop I worked at before. bit awkward for all involved desu. Her boyfriend, who was waiting in the car, obviously sent her in to buy them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APaBX-etLi4

>>72176214

yes

>>72176224
stop lying

might have a posho

I've not had a single match on Tinder today but somehow I've had 5 on Bumble. None of them have messaged me though, and I probably won't message back even if they do. Will keep you updated if there are any developments xx

>>72176231
hot

want her to sit on my face

>>72176134

BP?

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*minds the gap*

>>72176189
would've wanted low tax I imagine
>>72176225
>b-but my hobbits! muh common people!

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>>72176276
I had a fit girl buy magnums once while her bf waited by the door

>>72176300
boring cunt

>>72176276
It's the worst when it's a guy just buying only condoms

Occasionally get a guy who buys condoms and 1 banana

>>72176291
I don't see why you would think I'm lying but whatever

>>72176316
Esso

>>72176231
t.cannot deadlift 4pl8 and is very angry

>>72176323
LOL

>>72175902
Jan Hammer

>>72176303
all your posts are shit

fuck everyone in this thread

>>72176279
Do you have and good rc tips and tricks

not liking this shittalking of one of the most influential authors of all time 2bh

is it worth smoking DMT?

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>>72176225
>piece of shit

classic leftist insult, please begone

>>72176340
BS

>>72176371
That was literally the first post I've ever made on 4chan, I only found out about this site earlier today when I was browsing Reddit.

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new rich piana vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymGUkfX5Kyc

>>72176378
I only have a few tricks I can do with my RC truck but my RC helicopter is a stunt one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6Slg2hdM4

Won a free helicopter ride lads

>>72175886
Radically Centrist

>>72176378

yeah don't take them, they were made in some chinese cunts bath

>>72176416
all your post are shit

dont you remember.... we built this city

>all these runts arguing about politics
>still not embracing Esoteric Jahanism

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>>72176395
nah

/brit/ is a free speech thread of peace

>>72176430

mentally deranged

>>72176456
That's better, thank you.

>>72176430
cunt doesn't know that it is nearly impossible to do "lightly sauced" wings. you throw cooked wings in a big bowl of sauce and soak them, that's what gives them flavor.

So no mainstream gay superheroes.

>>72176438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QMKHg5eYc

popping up finnieston crane, anybody want anything?

>>72176430

he won't live another 5 years

I've never known tolkien to be elitest, he was autistically conventional but I've never known him to have any supremecist views

>According to his grandson Simon Tolkien, Tolkien in the last years of his life was disappointed by some of the liturgical reforms and changes implemented after the Second Vatican Council:

>"I vividly remember going to church with him in Bournemouth. He was a devout Roman Catholic and it was soon after the Church had changed the liturgy from Latin to English. My grandfather obviously didn't agree with this and made all the responses very loudly in Latin while the rest of the congregation answered in English. I found the whole experience quite excruciating, but my grandfather was oblivious. He simply had to do what he believed to be right."

Wish pakipizza had an app, I'm too scared to speak on the phone

>>72176531
what makes you say that

>>72176509
Pure kino.

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>>72176517
Da?

>>72176547
can't you order through just eat

>>72176534
all old cunts are/were prejudice

my grandad still calls blacks nigs to their face

>>72176472
freedom of speech shouldn't apply to people who don't abide by it. leftists constantly deny us platforms, why should they be allowed equal freedom of speech?

>>72176509

what is all this _wave stuff about? Is it just like some 90's aesthetic vibe music/videos?

>>72176610
>leftists constantly deny us platforms
and?

>>72176547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM

>>72176607
sounds like a top bloke

>>72176574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mIpJgDLcQ

have another, friendo

>>72176607
Good lad

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>aus runts making essays on brit
SHANT

>>72176534
>Old man is stuck in his ways

So it always has been, so it always shall be.

>>72176569

He's 45 and taking 4 grams of gear a week, already had skin cancer multiple times.

>>72176457
terrible song especially considering the band who made it is a derivative of jefferson airplane who have a few bangers

>>72176578
Nah they're not on there, they have a good reputation so don't need it I guess

>>72176667
hmm yeh perhaps you're right

>>72176607
tolkien wasn't an old cunt his entire life