/brit/

I've realised something. I have an addiction to /brit/. I can't stop browsing this board. I follow EVERY thread. I post in most of them. You've probably replied to me many times. And guess what? I'm fucking sick of it. Endless name calling. People calling eachother rorke or rasheed. Or worse still, hurling racially charged epithets at one another. The hatposting in response to anything reasonable being said. The descriptions of mundane daily activities-such as using the toilet or masturbating. The achingly stupid discussion over politics-which most of you hold only a surface level understanding of. Yet, many of you hold views at one extreme or the other. And finally, the utter disdain for reading anything longer than 1 line due to your pathetically short attention spans. Often you reply simply with "shan't". I can't believe I ever posted here.

anime lads get the fuck in here

Feel like I'm over-stressing things at work

Everything seems like a world-ending issue and not getting things perfect hits me has me panicking about being sacked. But I'm a junior manager paid 30-ish grand a year, so anything I'm responsible for can't be all THAT important in the grand scheme of things.

Right?

>>72172367
shant

how do i stop being angry all the time

Funny, isn't it

anime nonces fuck off

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anime is for strokey nonces

>>72172331
already sick to death of that fucking song

Turn up for the girls

Turn up for the boys

Turn up for the club

Turn up on the drugs

Turn up on the molly

Turn up on the xan

Turn up on the perky

Give it to my man

>>72172404
not really

ted heath was a wrong un

four on the floor, distortion
selling water at a rave, extortion

where do you lads get your news from?

me:

>order-order
>the express
>russia today UK
>BBC news
>westmonster

pulled some pork lads

mandy
dance music
cute girls

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>>72172331

every day discovering something brand new

>>72172417
Better than his other one

Or the 14 others that now inhabit our Top 20

Seriously, he has 16 of the top 20 slots

It's fucking bonkers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles

SHUT UP YOU GINGER WANKSTAIN BELLSNIFFS

>>72172442
infowars
dredge report
breitbart

oh cheeky cheeky
oh naughty sneaky

make sure to do a bremain if you can

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>I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me
>they'd think that I'd finally lost it completely
>I'd show them the stars
>and the meaning of life
>they'd shut me away
>but I'd be alright

>>72172442
telesur
RT
telegraph

what do you call a muslim in space?

>>72172442

t. tarquin wittock

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need fresh crew pls

mongs need not apply

bit mad that the titanic wreck wasn't located until 1985

>>72172532
what server lad

will unironically join

>>72172442
reuters
guardian
aj
rt
haaretz
bbc

>>72172512
one less to worry about

>>72172442
dailystormer
Breitbart online
infowars full stop dot see oh em
Russia Today
Memri TV
Buzzfeed
Various youtube political commentators and philosophers, such as Milo or Rogan

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>>72172331
Went on a "ciggie and drifting" drive with my lad in his E34

>>72172512
vapourised

>>72172549
still hopping around, you in the /brit/ steam group?

Lads it's not gay to fuck trans, right?

Hypothetically speaking, of course. She's got a woman's body and she's exactly a woman, so it's not weird to fuck a trans, right?

>>72172442
unironically:

my twitter feed
bbc app
/pol/
the spectator

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>>72172463
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles
ffs galway girl isn't even his song, it's a cover of an irish song which is itself a cover of a song written by an american country singer

>>72172557
did you suck him off? I know how gay you stancefaggots are

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>>72172556
>this post

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>>72172573
>/brit/ steam group

not a fan 2bh lad

>>72172512
An alien threat

>>72172577
we've established this ages ago, of course not

>>72172553
patrician list

>russia today
>order-order
>the express
>westmonster
>al jazeera
>drudge report
>inforwars
>telesur
>RT


do NOT visit these fake news websites, hope you lads are joking

>>72172442

ft
Birmingham post
BBC

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>>72172577

>>72172614
hasn't been touched in 3 years

just so I can add you easier

>>72172614
>he doesn't want people to hear his virgin voice

>>72172591
fuck off swiss yank

you arent irish

How did an aspie nonce get to be PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Heath#Sexuality

>>72172624
>>72172611
t. Rasheed

>>72172624
nothing wrong with aj or rt
just have to read them as blatantly in favour of what they're in favour of

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>haaretz
>guardian

>>72172593
Hahaha chill
Not stanced 100% just lowered a slight bit
I never sucked anybody off they suck me off

Everyday I'm shufflin

doing absolutely rank farts

entire room is just ponging of rotten egg

>>72172624

the BBC is just as biased as RT

>>72172442
bloomberg view
vox
twitter
the economist
4chan

>>72172591
It's not that Galway Girl

>>72172442
/pol/

why is imogen poots a meme?
she's not even that attractive

>>72172704
you know that's bollocks

>>72172679
bit gay

unironically get around 99% of my news from the bbc news website

>>72172750
This, the other 1% comes from 4chan.

>>72172442
abovetopsecret.com
conspiracy theory facebook pages
pol
/x/

>>72172750
its not that bad until they do a piece on something you have niche knowledge about and you realise they are clueless

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>>72172704

>>72172749
Admitt you are so desprate you would let a twink suck you off

>>72172677
both solid newspapers
haaretz is a bit hyperbolic but you would be

>>72172750
>>72172763
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36765111
love the bbc (big black cock)

>>72172442
Evening Standard for Spurs news
The Metro if I'm catching the train in the morning
Daily Mail if I happen to walk past the kitchen table and my mum has put it down
8chn, BBC and Google when on the computer
BBC when in work because it's not blocked

>John Malkovich isn't Jewish

WTF????????????

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Gustav II Adolf (9 December 1594 – 6 November 1632) was the King of Sweden from 1611 to 1632.

Gustavus Adolphus inherited three wars from his father when he ascended the throne.

Within only a few years of his accession, Sweden had become the largest nation in Europe.

In March 1632, he invaded Bavaria and forced the withdrawal of his Catholic opponents.

He sought a political solution that would preserve the existing structure of Protestant states in Germany.

Gustavus is reported to have entered battle without wearing any armor, proclaiming, "The Lord God is my armor!"

He was known by the epithets "The Golden King" and "The Lion of the North" by neighboring sovereigns.

>>72172442
Daily Mail
Guardian
Telegraph
Independent
/pol/
Reddit
WaPo
Breitbart
BBC
RT

>>72172379
Workplace stress is a killer.

Our bodies are not designed for prolonged stress.

When we're overly stressed our fight or flight mechanism kicks in.

This causes hormonal deficiencies and imbalances.

My dad has been so stressed at work he has to get testosterone injections.

The testosterone deficiency he has has caused him to be severely depressed and suicidal.

Unfortunately people never have enough leisure time to find ways to cope with stress.

Todays economy has people working 9 and a half hour days while taking their work home with them.

Eventually they reach deep into their middle age and don't have anything to show for it. Just endless stress and expenses.

>>72172830
wahey yiddo yiddo

just remembered youtube and ASMR exists. time to relax

>>72172824
>blogs
"no"

It's enough to be able to see through the bullshit they write in the news articles.

refugees are welcome here
(if they smash in my bollocks)

>>72172847
Good on ye la, how do you think >we'll do tomorrow laddo?

Update: I showered and then shit and shaved at the same time

The poo hurt my bum

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doing alright for the old (You)s this thread lads aha

>>72172874
Fuck off. You don't speak for the UK.

>>72172811
no but I'd let a tranny succ me

Used to read the Telegraph quite a lot.

It got a bit stupid after the financial crisis because they predicted the EU was going to fall next week and have been doing so for about 9 years now.

>>72172838
Radical centrist as fuck

REMINDER that the UK should have never followed the yanks into Afghanistan.

Literally had no place there, the Taliban government were toppled in November 2001 and from then on it was just a wild goose chase for bin Laden led by the yanks, as well as them investing hundreds of billions into the new Afghan state to fund the military, education and social projects, ONLY to lose more and more ground to the Taliban which the yanks and brits had won during the Herrick ops in the mid to late 2000's. Now Afghanistan is seeing a resurgence in its huge drug problem and life for the average person has barely improved since the days of the Taliban rule.

REMINDER that the UK spent hundreds of millions to build Camp Bastion in Helmand Province, and now most of Helmand, including the main areas (Musa Qala, Girishk, Sangin, Nawzad and Kajaki) which UK troops died to protect from the Taliban, are firmly back in control of the Taliban.

REMINDER that the UK entering Afghanistan in 2001 was a worse mistake than the UK entering Iraq in 2003.

Everyone always screams about how big a mistake the Iraq war was or some shit, but the intervention in Afghanistan was just pissing away money (literal trillions of dollars) for nothing, all while Osama himself was chilling in Pakistan.

REMINDER that the UK should stop being a slave to the yanks.

>>72172836
En tid styrd av mörker och krig,
En legend beskriver ett lejon
Den besten tar form av en man
Med en dröm att den skall bli sann

>>72172838
I just refresh the BBC news page once an hour and have the AP app on my phone for notifications desu

A-a-ah work out

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>>72172925
>life for the average person has barely improved since the days of the Taliban rule.

>>72172925
there's one reason we were in Afghanistan, and yet almost nobody knows about it


http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-spoils-of-war-afghanistan-s-multibillion-dollar-heroin-trade/91

>>72172977
>globalresearch.ca

shan't

Absolutely knackered lads but I always feel like I'm not getting the most out of my day if I go to bed early

>>72172878
i don't know sorry i just don't want to reply to this post at the moment i don't feel ok

>>72172711
kek

Reality has a left-wing bias

>>72172968
How did it curve back on itself in 2002 when the X Axis is time?

>>72172977
>.ca

shant

>>72172990
you really are an insufferable closed minded shit

I am a left wing by ass

>>72173041
bit harsh
bit uncalled for

globalresearch is infowars-tier

>>72172640
I have to go now but I'll definitely play blackwake with you sometime in the future

>>72173041
>WAHHHH believe what I tell you to believe WAHHHH

>>72173028
wormholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u67dTMtfB2I

dreams have a centrist bias

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need a manchild gf

>>72173070
>infowars-tier
are we really still saying this after they were proven right about everything and your tv is actually spying on you?

desu lads.........i am gay ok

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Greetings lads

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>>72173131
>after they were proven right about everything

>>72172968
Look at the drug problem in Afghanistan lad

Life hasn't changed much for the average Pashtun villager.

Only places where it's gotten better in terms of education, security, housing and jobs is Kabul.

Also, see how its started dropping again in 2014? Well guess when the yanks left Afghanistan? Bingo, it was 2014.

It's no surprise that the GDP of Afghanistan increased in the years when the US was pouring billions into the country to fund, like I said, their military and social projects. But now it's all going downhill again.

KEEP IN MIND that this rise in GDP only affected cities like Kabul, Jalalabad and maybe a few others (doubt Kandahar was affected much though). The average Afghan villager has seen no change in their lives. The country is still dirt poor and the GDP's decreasing again.

>>72172968
LIterally all that money is aid being pumped into the economy and taken straight out by warlords to buy apartments in Dubai

>>72173070
globalresearch is properly sourced

>>72173084
no, i'm merely asking you to consider different points of view

>>72172442
Irish News
Impressively unbiased desu, especially when compared to the so called Irish Independent

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>>72173140

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>infowars were proven right about everything

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39241283

thoughts?

>>72173159
what are they wrong about then?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5886476-3x2-940x627.jpg
hmm

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What a shitty thread you lads have going here

>>72173173
no it isn't

>merely asking you to consider different points of view

i have, it's a no

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>>72173125
>tfw have a womanchild gf

>>72173161
State of this pig shit ignorance.

Mate, STFU.

>he doesn't use financial times as a primary news source
RUNTS

>>72173212
bizarro font

>>72173212
Shite isn't it

>>72173206

yes it is

>>72173159
>>72173184
source on something they intentionally lied about or were wrong?

>>72173259
no

>>72173186
Hilarious

>>72173212
I don't know what that is.

>>72173244
>economics
>a science
lol

hm yes loneliness kicking in again
exquisite

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the absolute madman lmao

>>72172367
awful post

there's nothing more annoying about /brit/ than the smarmy passive-aggressiveness everyone seems to have

complete cancer. you know who you are. you smug metropolitan faggots. i hope you get aids.

>>72172901
yeah I wont go there

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>>72173186
they've already invaded /brit/

>>72173260
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN
THE FREAKING
FROGS
GAY

>>72173192
>>72173260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

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NEED a Russian Muslim gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhThbgtWwI

Synthwave. That is all.

>>72173278
Needy, immature, stupid, and shallow

>>72173247
Yeah, she's literally a spastic

Can't cook, emotionally unstable, jealous, clingy, everything under the fucking sun.

Don't know why I bother tb h

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Absolutely donner kebabing it lads.

>>72173260
http://wideshut.co.uk/8-times-alex-jones-completely-misled-audience/

Alex Jones is a conman, only deluded runts give him any credence at all

>>72173331
>predictions
do you know what a prediction is? he isn't stating it as a fact that it will certainly happen

>>72173331
>all of it from 7+ years ago
we are chatting about modern alex jones lad

literally just smoked a fag for the first time 100% sober

>>72173342
That's just a woman mate! Ha!

>>72173260
voter fraud, no substantial evidence has ever been found in your county's entire history of it let alone this election.

also alex jones is genuinely insane and thinks the FBI will off him any moment.

>>72173386
was it shit?

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2 weeks until I go to america on holiday lads

2 weeks of nothing but frat houses, daytime beers, cheap cigarettes, firing guns and porking yank birds

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>>72173315
>make it cool to be leftist

Christ, they really don't get it do they

gonna go sleep lmao

There is literally nothing wrong with reddit

>>72173386
enjoy your cancer

>>72173352
Had a gf like that not too long ago, binned her. Imagine yourself married and having kids with her. You'd die of stroke from high blood pressure in your 40s
>>72173390
Ha!

>>72173390
Another scorcher from Big Davo hahah, next rounds on me mate

>>72173310
alri barry, you glad we voted brexit to keep all those foreigners out? haha

>>72173415
don't forget to wrap up your beer bottle in a bag when you're drinking outside :)

you don't want to be arrested, do you?

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>>72173399
>voter fraud, no substantial evidence has ever been found in your county's entire history of it
OH LORD
okay, now I know what type of person I'm talking to

If Ed Sheeran couldn't sing none of these slappers would look at him twice.

>>72173399
>thinks the FBI will off him any moment.
you didnt read the revelations about the american secret services remotely taking control of cars and killing people i take it?

>>72173415
bizarro foy

every political BBC article is two sentences of facts and then three paragraphs of biased opinion

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>>72173433
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

REALLY makes you think

>>72173462
Not an argument

>>72173462
ahh yes, a tinfoiler

c'mon link me to your evidence

>>72173466
if your aunt had bollocks she'd be your uncle

>>72173466
He's said that himself you twat. Eddie is a down to earth kind of lad

>>72173409
mhm think I would rather just take my tobacco in the lip like usual

>>72173462
>voter fraud happened because i can't accept drumpf lost the popular vote by millions

now i know what type of person I'm talking to

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Louis Alphonse is a member of the Royal House of Bourbon, and one of the current pretenders to the defunct French throne as Louis XX. He is also related to the British royal family, being the great-great-great grandson of Queen Victoria of England.

He is recognised as the "Head of the House of Bourbon" and rightful claimant to the French crown by the Legitimist faction of French royalists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FI6D8ZXpc
makes you think

>>72173466
he can't sing though

>>72173516
>the US is a direct democracy
Lmao fuck off you illiterate pleb

>>72173502
>dip

only cancerous working class hockey and baseball players do that shit here

>>72173415
call us a yank while your over here and i'll fire a gun into your fucking ass

Did that subreddit dedicated to sucking Trump's willy start out as a joke but then get flooded with actual nutters?

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>Angry Lad is a literal NEET who lives with his dada and mum
SCREECHING

President Toilet Bog Fart III

>>72173527
vive le roy

>>72173458
I voted Brexit purely to cause chaos for the elites and to mess with annoying normalfags and their plans for holidays/gap yahs

Get fucked shitstains, we're dragging you down with us

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>>72173527
There is only one Empereur. Eternal. Glorious.

>>72173516
>>72173489
>>72173496
ask hillary clinton about voter fraud in southside Chicago during the 1960s

>>72173543
I use snus, there's a difference

>>72173556
Yeah i was in the /pol/ thread for it, back when /pol/ was still tolerable

>>72173560
>>72173560
>not number 2

shit

>>72173415
Meet me in Times Square and I'll box you around

>>72173489
>>72173496
>>72173516
ahhh yes. you realize in 2008 millions of illegal voters even declared that they were illegal during polls? so that doesn't even cover all of them who lied about not being illegal
http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Do-Non-Citizens-Vote-in-US-Elections-Richman-et-al.pdf
http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/trump-is-right-millions-of-illegals-probably-did-vote-in-2016/
http://www.capoliticalreview.com/capoliticalnewsandviews/poll-13-of-illegal-aliens-admit-they-vote/
howling at you retards.

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>the establishment are trying to kill you!!!!!
>except this year, vote for the establishment billionaire republican, the establishment is great

wee bit tipsy from the ruggers and dinner with friends :)

glad we destroyed shitland the bitter cucks

>>72173415
Have fun. Went on holiday to America last summer and had a great time day drinking for two weeks. Also got off with a qt Brazilian britaboo.

>>72173527
Robespierre didn't go far enough

How the fuck are Bourbons still allowed to go around claiming the throne. Disgusting.

>>72173608
Hasn't that board now been counter flooded by redditors?

>>72173505
SO random!! ahaha this why i lvoe him!! oxox

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Jean-Christophe is head of the former Imperial House of Bonaparte.

Jean-Christophe is the great-great-great-great-nephew of Emperor Napoleon I of France.

He is currently enrolled as a second year at Harvard Business School in the Class of 2017.

>>72173626
Since when do British people know how to vote,

>>72173626
but trump is anti establishment? the state of your post

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>mum screeching with laughter at Mrs Brown

>>72173626
trump isn't part of the establishment...

>>72173623
Ahhh yes, all those well-known sources, definitely not fake news at all...

>>72173626
Trump was not the establishment candidate


------- TOPIC BREAK -------

Might go out and buy a bottle of wine but I already had a bottle of wine last night

The >too intelligent memes have been picked up by normies btw

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>>72173674

Potential gf thinks 6 inches is the average penis size

How do I tell her that it actually isn't without her thinking I have a small penis?

For the record, I do have a small penis.

>>72173663
since we voted the fuck off out of the pee-yuu

>>72173684
chin her

want to stop coming here but if i did i would lose touch with the world. would be a difficult in-between times

>>72173643
Yep, le kek xD

>>72173712
don't have a tiny willy

t. 7.3 incher

why the fuck are yanks on this site always the dumbest, most uninformed rorkes

hey kid want a toothpick?

if you got long hair put your hands up, if you short hair make noise

>>72173697
here, how about a harvard study?
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/harvard-study-yes-illegals-help-get-democrats-elected


hilarious how ignorant /brit/ is on american politics. this is only voter fraud in the past 10 years, I can't imagine what kind of corrupt shit was going on in the 20s and 30s with political machines and such

>>72173712
Apparently women are shit at judging cocks so don't say anything

Also shave your pubes off, makes your willy look huge

>>72173712
what a conundrum, my ex was also ignorant about penises and i had to correct her saying that the average is actually closer to 5 inches

i have a 7x6 cock though so she knew it didnt come from a place of insecurity

if i were you i wouldnt mention it

>>72173701
This gimmick has potential but needs a tweek to give it that special something. Have a brainstorm and come back to us

>>72173707
but that never happened, who are you talking about? bannon? sessions?mattis?

>>72173702
>be witty nihilistic NEETs
>invent self-deprecating memes about how intelligent and opinionated people view themselves on the internet
>normies find them
>pound them into fucking dust with their shite "oh so relatable" humour

Fucks sakes, why must the real world ruin everything?

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>billionaire cosy with banks, politicians, politicians across the US and around the world, filled his cabinet with members of the establishment, literally the president of the united states and the commander of the most powerful military the world has ever known

Wow what a fuckin underdog bro, he's one of us, totally not the establishment my dude, he's so relatable!

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>>72173712
>tfw just about have a 6 incher

>>72173772
there's like 1 or 2 leftist yank lands here

they even know what "neo-liberal" means

who /lonely/ here?

>>72173784
I would but my willy would look prepubescent if I did, best to keep them on I reckon.

everyone shut the fuck up

test

>>72173712
she probably thinks a 5 inch is a 6 inch

>willy

die inside every time i see this word

stop

>>72173832
Nah, why are you lonely lad?

>>72173786
It's not actually a gimick, just makes it easier to separate topics when I'm replying to someone. I copied it from someone else

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Shall I go to Waitrose for more wine or not

hmm

might have to get a job at mcdonalds or something else really menial

>>72173828
see >>72173790
what specifically are you talking about? or are you just regurgitating left wing social media talking points

>>72173858
fuck off jf

I was following rorke tumblrs and reading /lit/s essential rorke-core before it was cool

willy

>>72173772
>get btfo for making a stupid statement about voter fraud
>s-stupid rorke

>>72173858
shut up u willy head

>>72173780
>truthrevolt.org
shall not

*screams*

>posting anywhere but /brit/

ISHYGDDT

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Georg Friedrich Ferdinand is the current head of the House of Hohenzollern.

He is the great-great-grandson of Wilhelm II.

Georg Friedrich claims compensation for expropriated land and palaces in Berlin.

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>tfw willy can reach about 6.1 when really hard
>most of the time it's struggling to hit 5.9
hmmm what is the name for this

Willy
Willy
Willy
Willy
Willy
Willy
Willy

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>>72173858
willywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywillywilly
willy

willy
willy
willy
willy willy

>>72173896
/brit/ is literally the only thread i post in

willy bum bum willy willy bum bum

>>72173885
that wasn't me you utter knob
any onlooker can tell you're thick as pig shite

>>72173917
stop watching porn

>>72173917
anything after 4 inches and you're just making it up 2bh

Doing a poo
>>72173869
People just put it above the replies m8, i thought you were being humorously ironic

>>72173949
why am I then?

>>72173790
Trump's cabinet is filled with career politicians, generals who tow the party line, CEOs, other millionaires and billionaires. It's the most establishment cabinet ever.

test

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wallowing

>>72173976
NAME THEM
WHAT N A M E S

how do jews get away with biting baby's willies

>>72173954
what?

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tfw todger is 7 inches length x 6 inches girth

>>72173623
Did you even read this shit or just google illegal voters and copypaste the URL? The proven domestic figures barely break 100,000.

In case you forgot the US has a population of over 300 million. Meaningful election fraud is literally impossible in your country and only serves as shitflinging between parties.

Decided not to go and get more wine because my housemate might be back tonight and he will call me an alcy for drinking two nights in a row on my own

>>72173961
oh yeah that makes sense

>>72174010
if anyone says their willy is 5 or 6 inches or more they're probably just being generous and rounding up a lot

>>72173949
can confirm
also think you're a bit of a muppet for entertaining him

Imagine being so poor you have to worry about immigration.

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Ernst August the is head of the deposed royal House of Hanover.

His wealth is estimated at £500 million.

As the senior male-line descendant of George III of the United Kingdom, Ernst August is head of the House of Hanover,.

He is sometimes styled as "Royal Prince of Great Britain and Ireland"

>>72174045
Tell him to fuck off its none of his business. Nothing wrong with enjoying a drink

watching rick and morty. as expected, it's not funny in the slightest.

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>>72174029
hmm let's see here

bounced the 1.2 corsa off the limiter on the m6 earlier just like i bounce the gf's head off the wall

how can i find a female to partner with for purposes of taxation and mortgages

>>72174040
>The proven domestic figures barely break 100,000.
So voter fraud? Plus all who have voted illegally and have not been counted. You realize 1 person voting illegally is voting fraud right? I never claimed it influenced the election
Retard

>>72174078
Yeah I might

Hopefully he doesn't come back

Are you drinking tonight?

>>72174100
befriend a lesbian

Seriously, though. How can it be current year, have such globalism etc yet entire countries in Africa are nothing but dustbowls full of millions of people dying from famine? Even communist China has a fucking McDonald's.

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>>72174040
>Meaningful election fraud is literally impossible

>>72174087
excellent post

>>72174087
dont recognise any of these words

just did a big stinky poo x

>>72174121
africans dont give a shit about working.

>>72174136
pics

>>72174121
>globalism
FOY

GLOBALISATION

>>72173992
>erdogan wants more power and tries to hold a rally in rotterdam for some reason to get people to vote in favour
>netherlands says no
>he calls them nazis
what

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Help me lads

>>72173976
Trump himself
Pence - career politician
Sessions - career politician
Tillerson - former CEO of one of the world's largest companies
Mattis - general who orchestrated Bush's wars in the middle east

Plus other career politicians like rick Perry, preibus, Haley. Nobody in his cabinet could really be called amti-establishment at all, they're the same people any republican would pick.

>>72174094
>enjoyable

eh, good enough for me

>>72174076
>Ernst August Albert Paul Otto Rupprecht Oskar Berthold Friedrich-Ferdinand Christian-Ludwig Prinz von Hannover Herzog zu Braunschweig und Lüneburg;[2][3][4][5]

Damn son, that is Alexander Siddig-tier

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>>72174094
>tfw solid E

Tell me this is fake

>>72174045

TWO nights? TWO? Mate I've been drinking alone every night for over 5 years

>>72174121
massively corrupt governments who siphon all investments so they can buy flats/houses in London, NYC and Paris

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>>72174162

>asshole roars

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>>72174087
good lad

>Meaningful election fraud is literally impossible

Third eye glued shut. So fucking blue-pilled he's shitting viagra

>>72174181
brittany? more like bewithme

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>>72174094
>tfw 6 inches length and 5 inches girth
>tfw virgin

>>72174202
sort your life out

just did a Hugh Mungus shit

I intend to start a business that becomes moderately successful enough to be acquired by a large conglomerate.

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the pengest infrastructure

>>72174228
>>72174228
>>72174228

NEW

>>72174181
>dog filter

instant drop

>>72174202
Sort it out

>>72174238
above average

>>72174087
we need to keep this list updated with all the /brit/ words and phrases

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>mfw disgusting northern accent

>>72174268
*puts it up my arse*

>>72174181
>my bad, meant shittany
It's called a neg, PUA trick

>>72174094
7.5 length and 6.5 girth but cum within 10 seconds of fucking

I am a waste of a good dick

>>72174181
Have you ever feasted on the maggot infested shit of an obese virgin NEET?

If not, I have an idea.

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rate the new bookmarks bar lads, took some suggestions from /brit/

>>72174181
>>72174234
*meant bewithme
send that

>>72174110
Aye lad, bit of whiskey. Quite enjoy a quiet drink the odd time but tonight it's for medicinal purposes. Couldn't stomach wine desu, not my thing

How's uni life btw? Never went, bit curious

>>72174228
>>72174228
>>72174228


NEW

>>72174087
>haha
>slag
>willy
>chebs
>proto gf
>deano
>poo
>zoot
>radical centrist
>business idea
>grime
>lads
>stormzy
>peng
>gym
>screeching
>bellowing
>shan't
>ahh yes
>hmm
all me