/cum/

gib blacc gf

>>72166009
fuck off you fucking autist

I like cute girls

Mormon gfs

I like handsome men.

post your age

31

>>72166088

quintessential canadian post

>>72166085
Are inferior to Catholic gfs

>>72166108
Thank you for acknowledgement.

>>72166098
24 and a half

>>72166098

18/f/cali

>>72166113
enjoy your african and/or latin american gf idiet

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thinking of buying some MREs

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Thoughts on these soles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Te0uXIOoY

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>>72166165

>>72165979
>not even putting it on a plate
low class

>>72166098
60

>>72166207
what are the costs?

50s tech is so damn cool
imagine building anything today with mechanical linkage instead of electronic control systems

https://youtu.be/RYnUM5Jz45s?t=12m29s

>>72166155
Quebec isn't part of Latin America
Also I would never date a CHI

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>>72166266
idk

i just watch steve videos and really want to eat MREs

>>72166331
there was an american ad some time ago where the army was offering money for people to live off them for a few months to see the effects on your health

>wanting to buy things based on youtubers

>>72166045
>>72166088
I like u :3

>>72166423
fag

What is it like to live in Seattle?

I am not sexually attracted to men.

>>72166088
I like cute half-Asian men.

>>72166363
whats up with those companies? controlled by (((them)))?

>>72166488

it rains constantly, there's SJW's everywhere, and everybody's drinking coffee

>>72166530
Power tool companies because they make real music my man

>>72166540
why do sjws like coffee so much? especially pussy starbucks coffee full of sugar and white stuff

>>72166497
Good

I exclusively drink black coffee

DEJA VU, I HAVE BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE

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enjoying your weekend, wagecucks?

>>72166530
they make power tools and stuff

>>72166654
where'd you get that filename from

>>72165987
this man looks mexican

watching evangelion for the first time

it's pretty good

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>mfw I make my money by "managing" social media accounts

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>>72166717

>>72166654
more like week

>not having a week on/week off schedule
>not enjoying the best of both worlds

laffing at all of you

Skinny > THICC
Prove me wrong

>>72166787
skinny is only attractive to girls and pansies

real men want REAL women with meat on their bones!

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>>72166787
i can't

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I HATE FOOTFAGS

>>72166787
>Prove me wrong
You're objectively right tho

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>>72165987
hey can I post here I love /cum/!

GAS GAAAS GAAAAS

IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>72166892
okay

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>>72166852

>>72166787
>prove a fact wrong

>>72166909

this was a shitty anime

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>>72166909
Oh God

>>72166829
lowest of low test

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>>72167034
i don't watch it

i just look at pics of that tit cow

because big anime tiddies are objectively and subjectively the greatest thing in the world

>>72167089

THIS on the other hand, was a great anime

ojou best girl

>>72167084
shut up

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>I watch anime

>watching anime

gonna go try to plug my usb headphones in, hope they aren't fucked lads

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>not watching anime

>>72167175
look at those legs and tell me she's not anorexic

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>>72166098
21

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Don't these retards have anything better to do?

>>72167246
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw I cuddled with the gf in bed last night

>>72167229
Were they?

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>>72167356
>bf wanted to come over but I was too sleepy

>>72167356
i know i was there

>>72167356
you post this shit everyday cunt fuck off

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>>72167427
No, you were here

>>72166787
Skinny and fat women both look unhealthy.
Thicc women are ideal.

>>72167509
this

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>>72167509
>>72167549
Because it's the easiest way to get (You)s

Testing if I'm sleeping

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>watching anything
>including reality

>>72167588
Try making an actual quality shitpost for once in your life.

>>72166717
Babby's first deep hand made hole in ground

>>72167627
>living anywhere
>including Denmark(a cute)

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>>72167655
I only put effort into bait threads, not posts in /cum/

>>72166724
m-moot?

>>72166134
Hi me from upside down world

>>72167373
yeah lad they're fucked
and i dont have a precision screwdriver with me to open up to see if its fixable
probably fucked permanently i could smell the magic smoke but oh well back to earuds
and now i cant play my autism military sim

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>>72167701
grrrrrr

Gonna watch Logan buds

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>>72166294
>implying we're still catholic
look at pic related

I jsut dont get it

its like every single one of my roommates is incapable of taking out the garbage, no matter how much crap they pile into 1 bin

I like cute Asian half-men.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488750501674.webm

reminder that hitler was right

>>72167828
Reddit tier post

>>72167855
did you try asking them to take out the garbage

>>72167890
but it's the truth

>>72167855
they'll do it eventually if you don't

>>72167883
t. the guy who turned people against each other and didn't want peace
>>72167907
The truth is that you're a FAG

>>72167946
>The truth is that you're a FAG
i'm the one who's lived in quebec all his life, bud

>>72167946
he warred against commies and jews

not his fault france and the UK were subverted

I'm so fucking bored

>>72167246
Funny'd

>>72167883
hitler made a lot of errors but he was 100% right in that speech

>>72168033
kill yourself perhaps

>>72168059

why

>>72167997
What about
>France
>Poland
>Czech Republic
>Norway
>Belgium
>Serbia
>Greece
>the groups in the USSR who were themselves fighting the Jews and Commies

>>72168068
hmmm not a bad idea 2bh

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>>72167828
>tfw i actually like this sort of chicks

>>72167997
>subverted
UK, juden and swiss are a trinity of eternal evils

Saw a really fat girl with pink hair yesterday, buds.

>>72168119
they're fucking slutty

i hate our women and i don't understand why foreigners are obsessed with them

>>72168134
I saw your gf too

>>72168116
suicide bomb a mosque or something

>>72166098
20

>>72168164
*pokes a hole in your condoms so you get AIDS*

>>72168204
*ensures that my bf is monogamous so that he can't give me AIDS*
pssh

If I ever go on a mass killing spree, I'm going to falseflag as a leftist.
>>72168263
He's a fag so he's probably already got AIDS.

the earth is flat and at the center of the universe

>>72168290
All of the fags with AIDS here moved to Atlanta

any midgets itt?

>>72168595
yeah, 5'11" here

>>72168119
You're in for a world of pain bud

>>72167828
lmao try 450 girls starter park

>>72168595
4'3 here

Gonna go /cum/ <3

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thanks to my job and class, I have no time to do anything

now its already march and Ive spent my entire year cooped up inside

shani > triss > yen

>>72169137
Shani > Yen > Elf girls > Triss

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>>72169223
>elves

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>elves

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=quetzalcoatl_%28maidragon%29

I have an erection

>>72169330
>He doesn't like elves
Faggot

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>>72168685
Take the meh pill and live a comfy life of mediocrity
I went from working a high stress office job to comfy part time security detail

>*gently makes love to a cute elven girl while your shitty human whores cuck you*

>>72168658
Wtf

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>>72169434
>liking knife ears

>>72169568
>black magic

>>72169606
combination of genetics and childhood malnutrition

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elven women were made for one thing and one thing only

>>72169805
shit hentai made for closet faggots

just like every gangbang porno ever made

>>72169893

t. elf

>>72169910
don't know anything about hentai but gangbang is pretty homoerotic. If you like watching a bunch of guys get together in a group and cum on something you're probably at least a little gay

>Placer's a closeted fag
Knew it all along

>>72170061

Im 100% straight

>>72170086
>100% straight
>likes gangbang porn
"No"

is porn with penises in it gay? in my experience guys that exclusively fap to lesbian porn are the biggest closet homos

may have fucked the audio controller in my pc when my phones went tbqh

>>72170255
no but porn that emphasizes on a room full of cocks for its selling point seems a little gay

>>72170255
porn is all gay

>>72170375
this is true
>>72170345
most gangbang porn is disgusting, but idk if gay is the right word

>>72170294
shit dude. try uninstalling and reinstalling your audio driver

>/cum/ is now just a bunch of faggots talking about faggot shit
>lmao im gay xD
>u r a little gay xD
RIP

nuke this shithole, kill all fags

this

the lack of ordung i observe people use when at a stop sign or in a dining hall distresses me

>>72170721
that

_

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new yok on da front paige

What is /cum/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yF1gn-gKFY

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>>72170842
jew york is a shithole

Ist mein Deutscher hier?

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fU10iOWL0

Why doesn't Youtube default to theatre mode? It's literally unwatchable in the default view.

>>72170999
n o

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_c_SXg7lE

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ccpv3mz4HI

>>72171035
Dang

1776 was the greatest year for mankind

>>72171098
yea
shame california played no part in it

Sittin on tha toilet

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ASVmgtbs-Q

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xeT7phuog

Like 80% straight. Male form doesn't do very much for me but I keep fantasizing about getting pounded by a juicy cock, though having a girl with a strap would be even more fun

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>>72171131
My ancestors were busy BTFO'ing the Turks

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>>72171236

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>>72171294

my great great great (great?) grandpappy has a statue made of him somewhere in new england for what he did during the revolutionary war

>>72171389
My great grandpappy's corpse is somewhere in Siberia

>>72171389
what did he do?

>>72171443

I dont know. But my gramma told me about him

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>>72171320
seni öldüreceğim küçük slav piç

If I could change the outcome of one war past the year 1500, I would make the Brits and Frogs not stop Russia from stamping out the cockroach menace in the Crimean War.

>>72166098
25

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>>72171526

>>72171476
seems legit

>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_DI4cEhqE

>tfw I'm only 99.7% European

>>72171756
shitskin

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This really makes me think.

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the gf

>>72171851

>he doesnt know abou galko's sister

>>72171851
>>72171900
fuck the sister...the cake is better

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> 80% European Latinas

>>72171900
galko's sister is a slut

>>72172031

I never said she wasnt

but she's BUILT for breeding

>>72172004
>tfw used to have mostly European Mexican neighbors
They were nice people desu

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for me it is tony chachere's creole seasoning

it goes on everything

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>he fell for the job meme
>he fell for the uni meme
>he fell for the gf meme
>he fell for the friends meme
>he fell for the reproduction meme
>he fell for the enjoyment meme
>he fell for the senses meme
>he fell for the existence meme

>>72172280
>imgur

>>72172320
>falling for the filename meme

>filename meme
http://imgur.com/YqyozTP

I think I'm less autistic now than I was a year ago

>>72172480
you're not

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>image.jpg
>maxresdefault
>imgur filenames
>deviantart filenames
>IMG_xxxx
>file.png

>>72172437
you're autistic, my man

>>72172588
Well a year ago I couldn't even talk to more than one person at a time without getting sweaty and red in the face

>>72172692
knowing how to recognize them just shows that youre a ledditor, tumblrina, normiebook user

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>p-please ignore that I literally post images from reddit
>if you can read filenames you're reddit

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>he doesn't copy and paste images

>>72172962
>posting 9gag meme

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rate my birthday party

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>he doesn't have a category and numbering system for retrieving memes as efficiently as possible

>>72173055
>lel
its lemon face you fucking PLEBE

>>72173038
epic

Is 1979 rock or alt?

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>>72173055
>he doesn't allow his folder to grow so massive and unorganized he can't find anything

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>>72173038
rate me

>>72173271
i cant tell which picture is worse desu

>>72173366
the one that doesn't worship a kike socialist is the lesser evil

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>the one that doesn't worship a kike socialist is the lesser evil

I want to quit my job but I need the money

>>72173397
idk dude atleast hes in shape

I often say things I don't actually mean because my brain tells me to say it because it thinks it would be funny
It's all good and well except when someone calls me out and then I have to kinda awkwardly come up with an explanation that doesn't make me seem like I'm crazy

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What's everybody else drinking tonight?
Just picked up the whiskey a few hours ago.

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>>72173571

I cant afford the time or luxury of drinking

*commits genocide*

>not organizing your meme folders but saving everything in the last folder you opened anyway

>>72173517
that doesn't matter though

he favors socialism

Memes: shit
Ironic memes: Not shit :^)
Post-ironic memes: works of art

I'm thinking about beans

>>72173695
green = New Inuiatia

yellow = New China

Quebec = France

Pink = New Canada

contemplating fapping

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>>72173571
i don't drink any more really

i have a 6 pack of this stuff in the fridge

>>72173681
i think unhealthy people and smokers are worse than gross commies

>>72173754
i can't remember the last time i did
gonna be a big cummy when i do

>>72173812
that berniefag has no muscle mass and is probably skinnyfat

>>72173632
I'm sorry to hear that anon, I wish you good fortune in the future.
>>72170936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGJya-QUn1o
Waiting for the new ghost recon to finish downloading lads.

>>72173812
your priorities are fucked

commies are the absolute worst

>>72173795
>Hoe Garden

>>72173851
if he didnt have the berncuck stickers he wouldnt make me want to puke seeing him like that fat ass
>>72173933
if you say so

BRB I'm going to McDonalds, you guys want anything?

>>72174095

gimme dat 2 for 5 big mac deal, homeslice

>>72174021
the only people who don't hate communists, are communists

fucking got you faggot

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>>72174095
>McDonalds

>>72173820
nobody cares faggot, kill yourself

>>72174130
im actually a right wing centrist dudette

>>72174116
You f*tfuck

communism isn't so bad tobehonest

>>72174154

Im a skelly

i was taking a nap but my roommate has decided that now is an ideal to to iron clothes so i am awake

>>72174142
>Samefagging yourself for (You)s
Smh

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How is everyone's Saturday? Thinking about going for a walk in the park later Tbh.

>>72174142
i care

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>communism isn't so bad tobehonest

>>72174226
lrn 2 IP count shitstain
>>72174246
cancer

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>>72173038
>>72173271

One is an overweigh neckbeard who can't take care of himself properly while the other is a more fit civically engaged and productive citizen.

>>72174232
thats a boy

>>72174232
are you a woman

>>72174194
Skinnyfat is NOT skelly

>>72174292
Perfect

>>72174304
Yes (male)

We need more female CEOs

>>72174323

I know it isnt

but Im a sub-140 lb skelly

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>>72174287
>socialists
>productive citizens

we need fewer female CEOs

>girl (male) lmao xDDDD
gas all fags

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>while the other is a more fit civically engaged and productive citizen.

>>72174232
Just got my job back so I couldn't go to PAX with my friends so I'm drinking and playing games this weekend. Overall 7/10 Saturday so far.

>>72174377
i have a girlfriend (male) and im way happier than you

Why are japanese tourists allowed at Pearl Harbor?

ban nip

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>canadian is throwing another completely random hissyfit again

Women shouldn't leave the house without a veil

>>72174462
Why are Americans allowed to visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki? because it happened 70 years ago, stop being triggered.

>>72174458
won't be so happy when you die of HIV or commit suicide, as faggots tend to do

what company do I invest in that will produce gf's for the general public?

>>72174523
they can

they shouldn't be in the workforce or be allowed to vote though

>>72174560
france

>>72174544
pretty sure it's because we have more nukes

>>72174560
check japanese companies

>>72174560
we talking communal whores or bring home to mom material?

>>72174558
damn someones triggered lmao

>>72174592

cant find any companies under that name

>>72174614

the latter

bunch of fuckin' moolies in dis thread, I tell ya.

>>72174560
>short term
3rd world human trafficking """company"""
>long term
invest in robotics

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>>72174715

>invest in robotics

>>72174753
Why would you fist a robot anyway AI literally can not feel pleasure no matter how advanced it is

Women should be completely separated from men

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>>72174840

>>72174753
They'll have that shit one day, most definitely, but obviously only the turbo rich will be able to afford them. Suppose they might put legitimate prostitutes out of business once the science becomes refined. All in all quite disgusting if you actually ponder it.

>>72175032

>whores will actually have to get jobs instead of being fly by night meat lockers

oh the humanity

>>72175076
nah i mean instead of paying to fuck a human jizz bucket you'll be paying to fuck a mechanical jizz bucket. shit's gross nigga.

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>my /pol/ poll has over 1000 votes in under a day

>>72175362
i posted my pol there and then anytime i postedit from there on out people just said my poll was "ironic" and the results "didnt mean anything" and the poll was "just in good fun and jokes" even though i made it to be entirely seriously

>>72175204
Buy your own mechanical jizz bucket then

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>I make serious polls and posts on /pol/

>>72175529
i dont make serious posts i just wanted something to make spergs mad desu, then i got what i wanted and it was "all juts jokes and fun t-totally not serious!"

>watch random youtube videos of fights in streets, metros, buses, etc. in Japan, Hong Kong, China, etc.
>it almost always involves a white person

Why are immigrants always so shit, regardless of their new country or their country of origin? Even when it's a white westerner, they're disproportionately likely to be completely subhuman once they arrive in a new country.

Move at 310

>>72175561
>>72175561
>>72175561

>>72175495
>>72175529
I'm honestly just interested in the specific denominations of the posters but I've veiled it as a christian vs atheist thing so it gets more responses

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>>72175591

>>72175580
>>it almost always involves a white person
Gee, maybe because third world countries are full of bitter racist shitskins? Oh wait that's right I forgot, minorities can't be racist right? Even when they're not actually a minority...

>>72175658
>>72175658
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>>72175591
wait until we've actually reached 310 before making it, dumbass

>>72175672
>>72175672
>>72175672
>>72175672
New

>>72175686
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Fake and gay

JANNYd