Cute cats edition.
Fuck you I'll talk how I want.
*meow*
anime
This guy shoves his pork pole up Adele's shitpipe daily, nightly and ever so rightly
THE IRISH DID NOTHING WRONG
going to get one of these in the summer lads xxx
HEY BABY HEY BABY
Getting up early to watch Marr tomorrow I take it lads?
THE IRISH DESERVED IT
>>72165177
paki
Who would want to be popular?
I've got six women on the go on Tinder/POF/Match and it's a fucking nightmare. I really long for the days I could come on here and feel worthless.
Fortunately I am almost guaranteed to fuck up all of them so I'll come crawling back soon enough.
Will be getting about £400k as my share of a start-up being sold in a few months lads.
Any advice on what to do with the money?
>>72165164
Nonce.
>>72165179
HEY
GIRLS SAY
BOYS SAY
>>72165186
getting up early for church
got the post-tropicana farts
>>72165226
Um no sweetie x
>>72165226
top gear is much better without chris evans now. better than the grand tour even
>>72165189
The IRA did nothing wrong.
>>72165224
Give me £20.
Might try and get him back from the breeder.
Probably sold him already though.
>>72165177
fuck off disgusting rasheed
>>72165239
dumb christfag
football is too easy a sport.
should make a rule like rugby where you can't pass forwards
need a bf to keep me warm
>>72165224
Bail out and buy a McMansion in a comfy Virginia suburb
>>72165290
*lights u on fire*
>>72165261
Fantastic post
>>72165288
kys
>>72165224
I came in to about £10,000 once and I went on these cam sites and when girls said "I'll shove a watermelon up my arse for £1000" I'd pay it immediately and see the look on their face knowing they didn't expect the money, but now they have to honour their promise.
She wouldn't do it, but she did make some personalised videos for me.
Do that.
>>72165224
Borrow another 400k and buy a 1bed flat in London.
>>72165224
Set up an epicurean community with the lads on /brit/
>>72165151
what the fuck are you doing in ethiopia
>>72165224
spend it on cocaine
>>72165261
straight up facts: they did a few bad things by accident but their actions were on the whole good as hell
getting moobs
>>72165290
i prefer cuddling him because it's the optimal way to get heat
probably
Arsenal are so fucking bad jesus christ
once again this cat meows on the street
i'm back, bitches.
to the taiwanese anon who posted this original picture, i didn't really mean it when i called deez hoes ugly in china...
they are actually fairly cute
>>72165323
Being ethiopian
>>72165339
Stop talking like a yank
might grab a dot five of charlie
>>72165390
Fuck off Limey
>bellerin
more like bellend
>>72165390
it's the fault of cultural imperialism lad can't help it
>>72165319
*studio flat
straight up facts: Cromwell did a few bad things by accident but his actions were on the whole good as hell for the Irish
can you lads see my flags x
>it's not about the looks at all
>just be yourself lad
>>72165372
what do you do for a living
>>72165207
For crying out loud. That's another girl to add. I sent her a message last November and she just replied.
when are whites going to kill themselves
Are you a creep, /brit/?
>>72165412
I'm Irish
>>72165419
Just type different words you eejit
>>72165441
been doing it slowly since end of WW2
>>72165372
fuck off jock
>>72165107
good edition
any jews or commies in this thread?i hate you now
>>72165224
buy a £300k place in London, wait a year, sell it for £400k
>>72165364
you made me go to check if lincoln had equalised and they're 0-3 down you ponce
>>72165450
me with the lightsaber
>>72165447
Desu it would be the opposite. If he has all those things he's thirsty as fuck
>>72165457
stop talking like an englishman mate
>>72165431
Nobody said that.
>>72165447
no I don't own any of those companies either
I don't have an account either
>>72165447
I have a twitter and a tumblr and a instagram I don't use
Today I stand in solidarity with Owen Jones
the gf
>>72165437
Real estate dev't. Every 500sqm of office space makes approx $50k/annum
>>72165447
became one fairly recently by that metric
>>72165526
good gf
Anyone have any experience of spending counterfeit £20 notes?
Asking for a mate
>>72165149
>Adele
Like I care about that land whale who tries to justify being a fat cunt
screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGeYLm19Ny8
>>72165499
the cuckio meme?
>>72165517
what's he done now
>>72165499
Wanna drum on that bum
lads how do conductors know if your ticket is valid on a train if your journey starts at some obscure, tiny station, and ends at some obscure, tiny station?
Would I be able to buy a ticket from Carfin to Holytown which is only a quid for a return and travel from London to Manchester
Might go to Japan in the summer lads.
>>72165501
Gabh suas ort fhéin
>>72165447
no but i am a nazi fascist
>>72165596
can i come
>>72165591
But the barriers know.
>>72165447
It's best to just tell people you have one but don't use it much. Normies love to boast and make their lives seem better than it is, if you tell them you don't use it much then they'll say "yeah me neither" so they don't look like an absolute internet addict and have real life friends.
>>72165447
is it creepy to use twitter to follow people and never post?
>>72165447
Yeah. A girl was all confused by me not having facebook or snapchat when I first met her. Never understood why. Just got her number instead.
>>72165596
its unbearably hot
go september/october time desu
reckon i would well enjoy airsoft but it's just so autistic
Have a nice trip
See you next fall
>>72165447
whats this about then lad?
whats the most redpilled country
>>72165447
i post shit on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to the administration of south sudan
Fucking hell why won't they line up
>>72165657
Everytime I hear that I think of the Power Rangers movie
>>72165623
No.
>>72165650
Got uni in September/October time desu.
who fucking cares if you use social media or not
god I hate normies
>>72165667
north korea
>>72165665
Woaahhhhh
>>72165626
oh yeah I forgot big stations have barriers
>>72165667
zimbabwe
last night you were in my room
and now my bedsheets smell like poo
>>72165678
what if you use tab
>>72165678
Oh come on, they teach you this in Year 8 BTEC ICT mate
Good to see Gareth Gates on Comic Relief
>>72165665
oh shit son
>>72165667
bhutan
>>72165596
It's obscenely humid and the rainy season.
>>72165665
doxxed
>>72165665
>>72165700
Like to think I invented this
Alcoholic auntie just poured a generous glass of wine and muttered "time to mix body and soul together" to herself as she didnt notice me
weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrCe1DUlCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwnZKdM2AJ4
Bang on my ceiling? I'll bang you out, sunshine.
sick to fucking death of that ginger shitcunt ed sheeran
does this tosspot really need to release 10 songs at once. CUNT!
wow....so this is northern england
>>72165802
dont bang me around sunshine
>>72165818
it's called an album retard
Saw Danny D wearing a D&G suit in porn. Surprised they spend so much on wardrobe desu.
Doing a cry
the gf
>>72165841
it's SHIT
.... Just an observation ... My Bank wants me to look out for unusual stuff ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIhs0hxFO4I
mental to see that the Midlands Engine still uses trains from the 1960's
>>72165848
did he died?
>tfw youre so selfhating that these women look good
>>72165878
>>72165829
Unlike burgerland, we don't have slums anymore
>>72165802
Looks like a nice tea
... I'm told to note anything strange .... this is a recurring thing ....
might vote for are jez for the banter
>>72165848
Is he okay?
>>72165867
>order engine/clutch/sled parts or tires
>get a call about "suspicious activity"
everytime
>>72165802
hey maybe they're just annoyed that he's constantly singing and playing music terribly
best tinder opening lines lads?
>>72165878
need to spaff on her chubby little cheeks
>>72165878
need to spaff on her shoulder
>>72165911
i would crawl naked through Eyjafjallajökull just to be spat on by these women
>>72165665
omg
>>72165861
>>72165841
>>72165694
>>72165490
>>72165425
do you lot remember the cuckio meme?
>>72165964
>>72165911
me in the middle
>>72165910
Nah m8. Gave him back to the breeder because i'm alone here atm so there's no one to keep him company.
Also, rate these Icegirls in the post below yours
>>72165954
just icelandic things
>>72165959
we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
Lads? >>72165565
Might take it down to the pakishop but I'm scared
>>72165959
what's this meme from
hmm
>>72165995
no and don't ever reply to me again
>>72166010
ehh
6-7/10
>>72165959
A comment that says you read the profile.
An observation about the pictures.
If they have nothing of note in the above categories then just ask them how their day is.
Stormzy
>>72165802
what the fuck channel even still airs Murder She Wrote in this day and age?
>>72165875
nobody fucking cares you autistic cunt
a heartless bastard, high and plastered
my style is like the reaction from too much acid
>>72166071
ELLO MY BLESSED SON
>>72166077
True Ent +1
>>72166077
it'll be one of those channels that airs all the other old shit that tim watches
the world is crazy, poor france
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39241283
dont care about tim these days he's boring
miss vinay
miss dhl
miss those employees who would smoke
miss marcus hauser posting pictures of kev on tims facebook
>>72166066
Post an icelandic 8+
>>72166012
the things I was ordering?
>>72166183
yes
>>72166182
þórunn antonía
don't really have pics of hand but I remember jerking off to her
Alcoholic auntie just poured a generous glass of wine and muttered "time to mix body and soul together" to herself as she didnt notice me
weird
>>72166153
did the religion of peace strike again
catching up on the poleaboo story
>>72165801
>>72166257
fuck off
>>72166183
it comes with the lifestyle
>>72166245
I'll trade you Helen Gedlu for her. Deal?
daily reminder that the other irish poster is a genuine nutcase psychopath and a future mass murdere
an all around bad person and should not be replied to
>>72166153
nothing happened you gimmick merchant
>>72166321
I am not.
>>72166296
pass
plymouth? nah not a fan
murder she wrote is based
>>72166321
Are you the euro accord lad?
>>72166153
*adds a french flag to my profile pic*
EDM and mandy
i too am a genuine nutcase psychopath and a future mass murdere
notorious
mass murderer
sirius black
>>72166296
Could you drive from Morocco to Ethiopia?
I have 91 hilux on 33" tires want to try something
Remember
>WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEEE?
How dreadful was that eh?
>>72166321
oh FUCK off
Haha here i go!
>>72166357
Now you see why we prefer white girls
Even your average fatties look decent
>>72166373
My gma watches that everyday
>>72166422
a deano gimmick mocking autists for their un-normie shoes
If you don't believe Timothy James Byrne should be taken against his will and locked up in a mental asylum then you're part of the problem.
>>72166422
get help lad you are genuinely insane and a danger to others
need to go
to tesco but
on the flip side
ceebs and that
inn
it
so I says 'manchester? I just met her!'
>>72166321
thanks for not being blinded by nationalism and admitting this xoxo
I find the work of jesus christ to be highly dubious
why would someone post from their phone if they're in the house close to their laptop/pc?
*nuts inside of you*
whoops
>>72166464
why
>>72166412
White people are safer in Africa than I am, but your issue will be acquiring visas. Ride to eastern russia if you want adventure.
>>72166031
I ended up with a fake £1 once without realising and when I tried to spend it the bloke in the shop refused to take it. You could give it a try and if you get rumbled act all innocent.
>>72166434
>til í hitting?
>*meinti tittling
means
>game for a meet?
>*meant game for a dick
rhymes in icelandic tho
works evertytime
Gf's mate just sent me this
>>72166417
Damn daniel
what's the best comfort food:
>'gers
>'za
>'ie
>'ish and chips
?
>>72166494
phoneposters are mentally ill
>>72166504
you are a fucking nutcase
surely you yourself can feel that you are on the brink of insanity constantly
you're evil
gagging for you at the moment lads
struck by an epiphany
>>72166529
>>72166494
My ip is constantly banned
>>72166510
yeah I guess all the border crossing fuck it up a little
wish i was rolling
Hey Deluded Fellators of the Mighty ePenis of Jesus
My name is Mitchell Heisman, and I hate every single one of you, including myself. All of us are nothing more than fat, educated stupid, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking that life is good. You are everything bad in the world. I will be everything good in the world when I am dead. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten sneered at by a Harvard professor? I mean, I guess it's fun judging my magnum opus negatively and calling it shit because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian, fags.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I know my best shot will probably come from a sweet nickel plated revolver. I'm pretty much the perfect repudiator of the benefits of existence. I was captain of the local crazy manifesto team, and starter on my shelf-stocking team at the bookstore. What deep thinking do you engage in, other than "jack off to all the wrong things Richard Dawkins wrote"? I also have a degree from a state university, and have a banging hot hardon for Friedrich Nietzsche (I imagined he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves like me. Thanks for listening.
>>72166529
that is cartoonishly shameless, respect
>>72166504
you're evil
lock tim up
The Chasers dancing on BBC One lads
>>72166529
>what you done
>too
>no question mark after question
Sounds like an idiot steer well clear
Scottish independence is necessary because in terms of economic development the United kingdom fills from the bottom up with the southeast getting everything first and the north last. ironically, it's because you're the closest to Europe.
>>72166559
>>72166629
You are being melodramatic
>>72166550
>'ish and chips
utter shit regret buying it
>>72166575
Running around while making race car noises is the master race.
me 5'9" in the middle
>>72166661
why?
semi-agreed to do things at 8 and now i can;t be arsed to do them
>>72166706
just tasted like greasy fish and the chips tasted bland and salty
getting drunk and listening to burial lads
>>72166655
Nobody really gives a shit about Scotland
We won't mind if you go lad don't worry about it
>>72166729
needs lemon juice and tartare sauce
and some green peas
>>72166698
my uncle literally lives on the same street as hafþór
watching that crap late 90s godzilla again
>>72166741
>Nobody really gives a shit
yeah that's what I said
>>72166646
I can't believe how much of a normie I was as a kid, I used to watch this kind of shit. Now it makes me physically sick.
>>72166660
you are an insane, psychotic and an all around absolute madman
get help before you hurt others
>>72166575
>>72166767
>green peas
bailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbailbail
>>72166660
>>72166810
(and you're evil)
motorsport is shit lol you have to be autistic to enjoy it
>>72166795
can you stop posting for like 30 minutes?
>tfw to intelligent to have friends
Huh. I did not realise.
>>>/lgbt/7898189
oi oi oi lads mus'allah and that
>>72166575
>WRC
maybe up tp 20 years ago
>>72166819
add another one
"illegal drifting in an E36 that's literally falling apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_2LmZj1bgc&t=8s
me at 18:00
>>72166805
Yeah raising money for charity is shit innit
>>72166914
she isn't even wearing it correctly
ahh yes
twitter memes
yeah really read that one mate
*reads a different post*
Got hundreds and hundreds of hours of music on my phone and haven't paid even a single penny for any of it desu.
Moving to Poland soon lads.
Ask me anything.
>>72166881
whats this about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lku28XWMHNY
>>72166914
so this is the power of scottish nationalism... wow
>>72166950
*rings up 999*
>>72166962
r u a pole?
which city?
job?
>tfw no polly gf
>>72166736
Good lad
>>72166819
>>72166575
lemans is my fav
>>72166950
Why is the deranged irishman speaking to himself
>>72166962
was she worth it
>>72166971
you tell me you pci express
>>72167033
this
he is genuinely insane
>>72166582
From Morroco to Ethiopia/Kenya you'd have to drive through about 5 different distinct war zones.
As someone afflicted with wanderlust but living on the least safe but most visually spectacular continent on Earth, I shake my fist
the other UK poster just keeps talking to himself lads
might be a schizo
>>72166962
Because of a girl, right?
I was with a Polish girl once who wouldn't shut up about going back to Poland.
>>72166946
>funding third world warlords
yeah, totes
>>72167055
>>72167033
I've made every other /brit/ post in this thread lad you're just speaking to me mostly bit weird
>>72167090
i thought white men get killed in africa these days
chinese gf
flatmate sent something discussting down the kitchen sink and it reeks every time i run the hot water
will it get rid of it if i pour bleach down?
Rewatching skins S1E1
Literally the best series ever made
Wish I was still a teenager
>>72167114
hey lad
>>72167150
yeah go on
>>72167150
probably better off to use an actual drain cleaner
Would you really not bleach her lads?
>>72167132
nothing youre probably not the same caraposter.
>>72167176
i'd force her to drink bleach hahahahahahahahaha
>>72167090
>5 different distinct war zones.
thought this was an overhyped meme
mhmh
Things that are making me feel like a runt right now
- Haven't showered since Thursday
- Had pizza for lunch
- 4 cans down so far
- Vaping while playing a popular military simulator
any ragga jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M8lSJDEe3c
>>72167173
didn't know there was such a thing
thanks leaf
>>72167208
runt
New: >>>/tv/80297610.
>>72167208
As long as you are having fun
I envy people like you
>>72167119
>>72167010
I'm Welsh tbqh.
>which city?
Gliwice.
>>72166962
We'll see
>Because of a girl, right?
Mostly.
I also have a job lined up with a former coursemate who started a company in Poland like 5 years ago.
>>72167258
ffaps
kinda want to buy a vape
Didn't read a single post itt
kinda want to be raped
>>72167313
do it
but get one that does shatter
which trance sub-genre is the best?
>>72167200
Libya, chad, south sudan/dr congo/north western ethiopia
Lmao. I'd rather play russian roulette
ouse or gadaassj?
acid ouse or bumpin ouse?
balearic bumpin or commercial bumpin?
sash or chicane?
NEW
>>72167367
>>72167367
>>72167367
>>72167367
lads do brummies say ooh sounds as ow? like poo becomes pow? having a mental blank on the brummie accent. can't picture it.
>>72167376
yeah lol think I won't go further than germany
eating ice cream alone because i've got no mates
Can't stand the word wanderlust tbqh. It's an automatic disqualification if I see it on a chick's okc profile
>>72167451
thats more a black country thing
greased lightning
where's he been lately? extended vacation?
>>72167369
psy
remember to not reply to him
>>72167176
african girls smell funny
Why are manfaced girls so hot?
bet those """chicks""" are absolutely devastated not to get a message from a balding paki manlet sex tourist
>>72167489
unpaid maternity leave after his wife's son's birth
>>72167535
VERY broad statement lad. don't believe you can back up that claim iiabch (if i am being completely honest)
>>72167484
can you post the picture of you where you're laughing/grinning and you're sat down
I think you're gesturing your hand towards the camera
>>72167535
True enuff. It's the hair mostly.
Redpill: no african women prefer african looking men
need a vapor genie to smoke DMT properly desu
>>72167484
Good post my friend
>>72167592
tell me about algeriain
why does he gesture towards the camera?
>>72167486
What was it?
would like to see the algerian thailad and the ethiopanon get in a naked wrestling cage fight covered in butter
>>72167585
in the first year of uni one of my flatmates at my student halls was this nigerian girl and she smelled
and all the other black women at my uni have a similar pong
>>72167609
the hair, that'll be it
>>72167546
poofter
I shared a room with a nigerian for a conference once and he did smell very... powerful after he took a shower.
>>72167458
LADS HELP ME OUT IT'S DOING MY HEAD IN. HOW DO BRUMMIES SAY POO?
>>72167609
?
thick red hair naturally grows like that.
>>72167663
lots of white birds in south africa lad. don't believe you've smelt them all
just worked out how to access my desktop c:\ drive on my laptop so now i can shitpost with my 4chan folder whilst in bed
Want to move to Bristol and live the skins life
>>72167610
yeah it needs to be fucking hot
you can use a meth pipe/one of those ones you light the glass instead of direct flame and a turbolighter
sketchy though, easy to burn it off
>>72167723
when I say african I mean blacky sambos
if I mean boers I'd say boers
>>72167674
>>72167730
>>72167610
>>72167550
>>>/twitter/
>falling for the touristic jew
The whole idea of staying for a short-term in a foreign region, for no reason at all is completely pointless and unneatural. The whole industry known as tourism is as scammy as the diamond industry.
Imagine paying thousands to go abroad to 'visit' kek either tou like it and you'd feel frustrated because you'd want to stay longer and live there for a while or you don't and you'd be impatient to get back home.
The word 'wanderlust' encapsulates these mindless (generally female) consumers who fell for this particular jew. Makes me want to puke.
Massively drunk lads dreaming about a Coleman
>>72167761
you're quite right, but post the picture please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHl88im0658
rate this songs
worked hard to find something icelandic with subs
ahhh yes mate
truly read past that first meme arrow, definitely
New
>>72167796
>>72167796
>>72167796
>>72167796
>>72167796
>>72167759
not convinced you've smelt all the black ones either tbqhwy.
>>72167667
Might be gay.
Love strong bone structure
>>72167767
olivia coleman?
shit taste desu
>>72167761
t. algerian in thailand posting on the british general of an american website
>>72167592
Enjoy
>>72167803
>this thread still on the first page
he wont be happy
>>72167852
no that's not it
you're sat down in a chair
and it's a different hand gesture
I want to sex the blonde girl from Steps
QUICK DRAW
hmmmmm, so this is the latest normie trend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYkbxQp0m8
>>72167905
eating some nice sausages for dindins lads. the packaging says
PULLED PORK
pork sausages
don't feel like the second pork was entirely necessary desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY
>>72167939
the rave shuffle is just halfarsed, slow x outing
>>72167937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
>>72167935
Is that Tim?
>>72167848
Keyword is short-term
>>72167951
Need a new Tim, the meme is getting stale
>>72167939
you're like 4 years late
that stopped being cool when i was in first year
>>72167939
how are you supposed to do this when you're off your nut
>>72168024
feel like we should gravitate back to kev
the peoples republic of gfs
>>72167980
new vegas innit
who is coming to the cinema with me next week?
>>72167667
I look quite a lot like this manfaced girl
might go bed lool
>>72167759
boers aren't the only white south africans
>>72167939
literally early 90s fresh prince dancing. weird.
>>72168110
do uk cinemas allow anvils?
>>72168112
is this you
Really starting to get into vapor/simpson wave. Captures the nostalgia of moments of boredom watching the simpson with your brother and fighting.
What are other good ???-waves?
Post limits for new threads seems to vary depending on the time of day. I'm so confused.
>>72168132
he reckons he's smelt all female africans, i wouldn't trust a word that comes out of his mouth tbph
>>72167951
no it's a comfy chair
and there's a lamp
>>72168110
Are you the edinburgh lad? If somehow you're serious i'd consider going
>>72168171
Allow doxxing me like that gosh
>>72168026
what are the normies up to currently then?
>>72168043
lots of the people in the videos have those water backpacks on, think it's because of all the drugs
>>72168175
synth, retro
>>72168193
since this isn't a rule it depends on how power trippy the thread babysitter is feeling at the time
>>72168043
you're not it's something sober/underaged runts do
>>72168175
naziwave srs
>>72168175
trumpwave
>>72168213
deadly serious.
I'll be there for 12 in time for the trailers
>>72168074
new >>72168292
>>72168175
>>72168250
>>72168283
also fashwave
ummm /brit/ bby x x