choons edition
do it janny
sophie
I AM A MOTH
JUST WANTS TO SHARE YOUR LIGHT
I AM AN INSECT
THAT WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE NIGHT
Are we safe?
having a wank to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxgXWHo9jvI
>1000x1000
This pleasings me
Bought a new pen not very good at writing though
janny...
haha
slag
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
runt
cuckio
tim
cara
there, a /brit/ thread summarised
How long can we go on like this lads?
Need to stop seeing prossies and drink driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28X7M8PHkI
an /eire/ anime poster on a national chat show last night
>>72163040
hat
>>72163044
you forgot nigger
>>72163044
shan't
>>72163044
me thinks you are missing some
Going t' sex shop
You lads want owt?
that feel when the conversation suddenly turns towards dating and sex and you remember youre not actually the normal person you pretend to be
Whenever I'm in the bath, I like to close my eyes and put my head underwater and imagine I'm sinking in the North Sea. The anxiety of not knowing what is beneath me and the consequential fear gives me a real buzz desu
>>72163040
Really don't like anything about this post
>>72163062
stop postin your shit vid here, huey
>>72163070
Black is byooftiful 2
http://thetab.com/uk/2017/03/10/introducing-cuckboy-new-worst-type-fuckboy-35042?utm_source=professionalxpost&utm_medium=babe&utm_campaign=xpost
creasing at this, how will cucks ever recover?
>>72163044
Anime """nonces""" are an integral part of /brit/
>>72163116
well hello nigger
*sharts in your marts*
>>72163132
Alri lad. Where are you from?
>>72163116
why is gap tooth so prevalent amongst blacks
>>72163118
>The Tab
Shan't
>>72163103
what country was this faggot shit aired in?
The so called Pooresident.
Got a very good job with great opportunities for career advancement, but unfortunately it's in London and I think I'll turn to the rope if I'm here past the age of 30. What do desu lads?
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
grapefruit was really quite delicious lads
lot of juice in those
>>72163044
guess i can leave /brit/ forever and just save that post to a txt file
>>72163161
It's not.
>t. Black
>>72163161
Anglo colonisation
>what country was this faggot shit aired in?
>>72163070
>>72163081
>>72163084
>>72163119
*takes notes for next thread*
>>72163118
>the tab
gas it
>>72163165
USA
*Friendly reminder that white women age like shit
*Friendly reminder that black people have the densest bones, and thus are less likely to have bone problems later in life than whites.
*Friendly reminder that most of you virgins can't even land a girl of any race.
>>72163161
London look
>>72163118
screaming
>>72163162
it's a feminist writing an article calling male feminists cucks, which is pure, beautiful pottery
>>72163173
>Donald
>[don-ld]
>noun
>a male given name: from Celtic words meaning “world” and “power.”.
>power
Hillary BTFO!
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3ub1SUYfg
>>72163177
work for yourself
simpler times
>>72163230
>*Friendly reminder that most of you virgins can't even land a girl of any race.
you don't need to remind me
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/11/dominos-discount-codes-for-every-uk-store-have-leaked-6502899/
who /gettingdrunkalone/ here?
are sign flippers a real thing?
>>72163230
White women do age quicker but their peak is greater.
thetab used to have some okay articles in amongst all the shit but then they fucked it by including Yanks and a dedicated women's section
nowt against that in principle, it's just all the female-focused articles are literally written like shit
>>72163270
a good year for gimmicks
>>72163187
got a good bellow out of this one
>>72163287
Here.
yer da wears chinos
>pakis aren't white
having a go
>>72163270
>/brit/ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""personality""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
anyone who voted in that poll needs to vacate this site and return to r*ddit immediately
trying my best
>>72163266
Not in a position to yet unfortunately, might be able to in time I guess.
thinking it through
>>72163270
>maisie lad voting for himself
sad
>>72163277
>mfw I use the code STUDENT and get 50% off
why are brits so crowded
making an arrangement
Why did the left destroy dapper larfs?
>>72163323
god speed ethiopia
god speed
Just got a tinder message from an extremely good looking woman, feel a bit intimidated cos I met her in person a few months ago in a different situation and she's way out of my league
cleaned my place up lads
still smells like arse but at least the mold and rotten trash is cleaned up
doing a fix the ol' sleep schedule lads
>>72163336
like the /brit/ subreddit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67xQF1P4f0
this woman is jewish right?
>>72163405
did it?
i recognise that cunt though; abi wilkinson
>>72163409
Thanks for the guns during the 1st Italo-Ethiopian war. Couldnt havr won without you.
My maternal grandfathers united their families through my gran after we fought them off and they were released from an Italian internment camp in present day Eritrea.
felt good telling some twat to fuck right off >>72162986
heh
bought 14 pairs of socks lads
>god speed ethiopia
>god speed
>>72163492
*great grandfathers
A beautiful day out for the first time in what genuinely feels like months. Ireland is a truly, truly wretched country lads.
>>72163416
I really need to clean my room up, one of the plates in the corner is moldy as fuck but weirdly it doesn't smell bad
>when the f.lux kicks in
>>72163553
deal with it, potato fucker
>>72163553
beautiful day and im spending it inside
we're not as bad as shitholes like iceland or russia though
might get rid of my overdraft
>>72163230
blacks are also the most likely to end up in a cut rate strip mall dialysis clinic twice a week because their shit diet choices destroyed their organs and they're riding the cheap (nearly useless) "free" health insurance policies they all wanted but didn't realize they would have to share.
But that's none of my business.
t. HVAC guy that spent the past week servicing a string of cut rate strip mall dialysis clinics
>>72163595
fob!
>>72163553
Nah Ireland is magical in the summer, I shagged a blonde QT in Limerick a few years ago and it was almost like I was a character in a film like War of the Buttons.
might suck a cock
doing a download of a 'seek variety
>>72163324
Unironically wearing chino shorts and long black socks rn 2bh
>>72163393
idk but i hate it. Love driving through france and not seeing another car on the road for hours
>>72163637
>'seek
can't work out what this is meant to be
Watching a black guy teach me how to dance.
Thoughts?
>>72163571
AHHH JUST HAPPENED
>>72163640
t. Robert Hernandez
>>72163554
it does stink you just don't notice it anymore
>>72163662
*twerks in your face*
have heartburn again
>>72163684
gotta stay fresh
>>72163571
yeah boi
how do i stop having racist thoughts lads
>>72163553
Fuck off then Seánín
i'm a disabled black lesbian women lads x
>>72163749
suck off a hairy black cock
>>72163749
A self made man is free.
organic free-range pornography
>>72163629
Limerick is one of the worst places on earth lad are you mad
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZty5DTmpMY
Reckon most feminists actually just want gender role reversals whether they realize it or not.
doing a do
oi
>>72163805
no thanks
going to heem all the rorkelets itt
best part of a girl with short hair is that you can pretend they're a boy when you're fucking them
was cleaning my living room and took apart the cushions of my couch (where I often sleep cause fuck it I live alone so why not) and found a single maggot crawling along one of them
cleaned the ever living fuck out of the place immediately after and have the cushions wrapped in plastic. didn't find any subsequent maggots or any sign on infestation anywhere (other than some random spiders) but still feel half sick after seeing it. and I'm not usually even squeamish about shit like that
>>72163856
purple dress and I have similar mindsets
>>72163866
i'd happily be a househusband, sounds comfy as fuck
imagine your thicc wife coming home and riding you every day
hnnnng
>>72163866
>complaining about feminists
a bit 2013, no?
>>72163856
why are women all gay for each other?
in the mood for a wank
Bottle of wine in. Should I keep at it?
this some nasty ass coffee
>>72163866
projection, it is you who wants to be sissy boi
>>72163926
>ost
>>72163914
probably just hatched under there
>>72163922
>implying women can actually get turned on for a beta male who stays home all day
>>72163954
it's a waste of money not to commit and get fuck ass drunk
>>72163833
Maybe it seems different to us cos we don't live there, but the girl I was prett well off and lived in a suburban area and the whole thing was amazing.
>>72163962
I'll slap you sideways with my phat cock, runt
>>72163940
Not sure.
>>72163866
Nah. They want the perks of gender equality but not the disadvantages of it. Take the female draft debate, for instance.
doing a poo lads
it's proper honking an all
>>72163955
>coffee at 6 of the clock
enjoy not being able to sleep until 12:30am moran
Don't tell women not to get raped.
Tell men not to rape.
>>72163988
I can dream
And you talked about a reversal
>>72163833
it was upto a few yrs ago but pretty quiet since they cleaned it up
i7 7700k
>>72164017
good post
>>72164017
*rapes you*
checkmate
>>72163914
are you sure it wasn't just your willy haha
got called a yanklet in costa coffee
>>72163996
defensive mechanism, the analysand is lashing out
went to gym this morning and could barely do 85 x 5 on bench haha state of me
sick of this 500 cal deficit desu
How do i eat a mango
Just bought one for the first time ever
>>72164044
this poster is a burger nigger
>>72163914
foy
>>72164026
You can still be a relatively safe areas and still be a shithole. Place is dead as fuck and miserable looking.
How do you delete a post in clover, lads?
>>72164019
That wasn't me la.
Also see, e.g.
http://www.npr.org/2016/12/03/504158266/i-dont-want-to-be-the-breadwinner-in-my-marriage-anymore
>>72164073
i'm not a nigger, sorry rasheed
>>72164092
I am the only one who remembers the cuckio meme
oh fuck sake lads Poorthern Rail is having strikes on Monday and there's only 1 (One) Bus replacement running to uni and none running back
What the fuck am I supposed to do
>>72164070
peel thin, then cut the side of and eat them. throw away pit.
>>72164110
OH MY. IT'S ALL SO *NUANCED* AND *COMPLICATED* FOR US WOMEN.
no, it's not. you want to be held down and raped by a breadwinning patriarch/husband.
there's not 'compartmentalization.' there's no 'complexity.'
you want one thing, and not the other, but you are lying to yourselves because you happen to be pea-brained and stupid.
>>72164070
a spork
>>72164092
you can't
fucking phonefag, I thought Africans were still using Nokia 3310s as well
Business idea: stop fucking around and slaughter my opposition
>>72164110
i've no interest in being a breadwinner myself
both should work
>>72164142
get a job
what's your go to patronising form of address when you want to show someone you think they're not worth respecting
i like 'pal', it's a yankism but it works here too and isn't quite as likely to make someone flip as 'kid' is
>>72164142
>he doesn't own a car
lmao the absolute STATE of the uk
>>72163553
>he likes nice weather
fuck off
>>72164176
buddy
>>72164169
Your wife will end up fucking some alpha she works with, divorce you and leave you destitute and unemployable.
t. knower
>>72164176
foy
Have done nothing but sleep all day.
Another productive weekend.
>>72164176
flatmate of mine used "darling" and "sweetheart"
very effective, pissed me off to no end
>>72164176
"mucker"
Do other Brits really say smeg? Thought it was an american thing
Poos are finally solid
this is zion national park
are you jealous
>>72164176
"kid" is quite a friendly and non patronising form of address where I'm from
>>72164164
I'm using an sm-a9000. Still a piece of shit
It's 11th March 2017 lads.
>>72164204
>implying i'll ever get married or have sex
top lel
>tfw thinking back to my Rorke and Rasheed days
how embarassing
>>72164180
>he can't use public transport in his country because black people will assault him on it
>>72164176
"big lad" because I have never ever met another human being that's actually bigger than me, so they know for certain that I'm mocking them for being both figuratively and literally beneath me.
>>72164217
>another derryman appears
>>72164180
got my licence revoked didn't I
>buy first film in a long time
>first blu ray to use with my blu ray drive on PC
>discover you can't play blu rays on PC without ripping them and converting them
>this is considered illegal
What was the fucking point in that? I might as well have torrented the film.
>>72164282
>I might as well have torrented the film.
You're nicked sunny shine
"Ahh yes, the fire globe is very impressive :) We like this one too"
>>72164261
Cheers Tim
>>72164262
Even I've had sex with white Anglo women and I'm an autistic, balding African
If you don't, it's because you're in your comfy zone
>>72164310
impressive
very nice
pan searing some chicken breasts lads x
>>72164242
>zion
oy vey
>>72164220
Smeg is a word from Red Dwarf, British TV show.
>>72164242
Wouldn't mind living in Yellowstone
>>72164280
> R U N T
> U
> N
> T
>>72163443
I do hate the USA though.
*manspreads*
get a whiff of that then lads
might drop mandy 2 nights in a row LOL!
>>72164323
>I've had sex with white Anglo women
>I'm an African
ok but was it actually consensual?
>>72164323
>balding
Just shave it off m8, blacks suit that
>>72164089
but thats different. nonetheless yeah it is a complete donut city economy-wise. dunno how many tacky '€uroStore' shops all selling the same plastic crap one city needs
At the end of the day women just want someone to dad them around
>>72164344
no it's not you fucking mong, it's just a shortened version of smegma
STUPID FUCKING TWATS THE LOT OF YOU
>>72164367
>a LEAF
>>72164410
>only one child
>father is a Jew
Clearly didn't save anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXwMq9ouTJM
ahhhhh yes
pissing? not a fan. could honestly do without. if i had one wish, it would be that i need not piss. a shit? tolerable, even enjoyable at time. but piss? nah. not a fan.
>>72164445
Not helping your case bud.
if you wear any hollister clothes, please top yourself
>>72164462
>even enjoyable
Bender
hate all of you
Business idea: Rampant and socially acceptable "antifa" shaming
>>72164449
>he
fucking fucked that one up didn't you
>>72164396
I'd loom like a literal baby without hair. On 5 mg of finasteride daily.
Just b urself
shit eating cunts /brit/
>>72164497
but i love u, anon
did a really good shit
bowels feel nice and empty now
>>72164517
Waste of money just delaying the inevitable.
had another fag
This is our top model.
Would you?
sucked a penis yesterday
>>72164513
antifa are based coz they make the majority of autists on this damned site seething mad
gf took a trip to kenya and she's staying for 3 days fri sat sun. she posted a pic on instagram of literally 8 black kenyans with the caption "Samburu squad much respect to these warriors" Did she fuck the Samburu squad??????????
>>72164550
great now i want one
>>72164517
Baby face? Grow a beard lad, that's what all the other facial runts do
had my penis sucked yesterday
>>72164571
>>72164586
bum a west off me m8 its fine
>>72164514
Did I now...
>>72164462
>tfw incontinence
saw two fags blowing each other yesterday.
feel as though I should tone police you all
got a pooey bum
watched a brit suck off a leaf yesterday
Fancy a trip to Nandos, unfortunately I go so often the people who work there recognise me and I don't like it.
>>72164586
Already have a beard lad
business idea: sharting in marts
everyone should try MDMA at least once
>>72164567
their protest tactics were inspired by early anonymous action
watched a lad suck another lad off yesterday
got slobbered over yesterday
t. knob n bollocks
pizza hut is so shit since dominos and papa johns came into the market. why do they still exist
>>72164655
ok, find me a legit source so i know i'm not just being sold bath salts as usual
>>72164571
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYu8diBWv6/?hl=en
Is this her
wish I was born female
>>72164688
DNM
buy a test kit
me if I ever meet any of you runts who call me a paki on here
*commie posts*
>>72164656
Antifa was a thing decades before the internet was even thought of.
>>72164707
Alri Ribena
>>72164712
paki
>>72164712
typical paki reaction
>>72164655
Was once smoking a cig in public hottub with some lads and some french tourist offered us weed and molly
Whats the score in the arsenal match?
got my willy out
>>72164712
damn, casuals get knocked out much quicker than i imagined.
why are people mad at b0aty?
>>72164513
>those poor fascists
HOWLING
>>72164744
incredible mate, genuinely awe-inspiring story
>>72164699
hhh yes another narcissist normie drone
>>72164571
>>72164699
oh boy, now you've done it...
whats the score in the ruggers
>>72164721
Yes and zero of the original contributors are still involved in the movement. It's a bunch of late teens/early 20's toddlers in young adult bodies.
>>72164642
The Pakis at the corner store remember me because I go there every weekend to buy a lotto ticket. Went there to get milk once and I was short on cash, they let me take it and pay another day. Pretty nice of them.
>>72164721
Feel like americans just found out about antifa while I have been scraping their stickers of things for years
2 small birds just landed on my window sill and were literally beating the shit out of eachother before they both took off a few seconds later haha
When the FUN stops, STOP
>>72164724
nah don't mention that dumb paki
being a tranny doesn't solve the issue
Miss him, lads
>>72164803
>buy a lotto ticket.
chavs out
>>72164738
>>72164743
better watch yourselves dickheads
>>72164787
Thanks lad
Also once gave some girls from the netherlands a lift and they started 420 blazing it in the backseat
want to become a stone mason as a hobby but its apparently like a 3 year course
>>72164789
>327k followers and verified
Either it was bait for autists or he samefagged and "found" the account
>>72164841
do you live in a furnace?
>>72164860
opens the third eye though
>>72164855
Hello curry nigger
>>72164841
>those tiles
Looks expensive
>The Pakis at the corner store
imagine this
imagine this fucking sentence escaping the lips of a canadian in their gimpy little melt accent
cannot fathom anything more laughably embarrassing than having these airwaves tickle my eardrums
so desperate to fit in with the brit boys and feel like one of the gang, yet deep down they know they never will
>>72164855
That's not a paki, it's a diabetic nigger
>>72164799
there's no central antifa. it's all autonomous bodies in different areas responding to their specific circumstances.
there's antifa fighting ISIS in Syria, and there's also antifa breaking starbucks windows in America. they have no relation beyond the ideology
>>72164867
don't joke bout that
>>72164866
aww, now i'm disappoint :(((
>>72164855
Fucking fat nigger, you've already got a guy on the ground in the fetal position there's NO need to kick him in the head or fucking piledriver him.
why is every team called lincoln known as the imps
Doing a read about people who won the lottery, fucking nuts how it destroyed their lives.
>>72164915
>the pakis at the corner store
a true brit would say "the paki shop round the corner" tbqf
>>72164903
could carve memes into things that would last hundreds of years
>tfw Yanks and leafs trying to fit in
Fuck off its pathetic
>>72164910
>>72164867
That's my baffroom.
>>72164915
They're literally pakistanis you sperg. Or are you taking offence to "corner store"?
>>72164839
here here
would rather be an unhappy male than an unhappy male with tits
>>72164980
you're only encouraging them
>>72164954
People need to be challenged. Being set for life at a young age takes this away
>>72164966
be sure to post your work on the 'dit
bummed another fag
>>72165002
Feel like I am looking at some bankers house
How many square meters is it?
>>72165002
nice gaff, how much did that set you back?
>>72165002
literal billionaire
what the fuck
>>72165022
Could heem the lot of 'em blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back
Once a girl asked me what sort of wife I wanted so I just went full 4chan and said that I intended to keep a harem of wives and manipulate them all by playing them against each other. Before I knew it 3 other girls also came round and were intrigued about my strategy and wanted me to explain it in more detail. Surprisingly successful autism desu.
got bummed the other day
>Africa has a higher nominal GDP per capital than India
Really makes me think
>>72165063
>ethiopia
probably cost him about 20 quid with a fleet of slaves
>>72165002
Not a fan of those curved couches but otherwise quite a nice set up you have.
>>72163044
""""""""""""""""""""Quotation marks""""""""""""""""""""""
>>72165040
*Bums you*
>>72165002
good looking spot, just needs a beerfridge
>>72165063
Nah he just lives in africa.
>>72165055
The plot is about 500sqm
5 floors 5 beds, 6 baths
>>72165061
Was about 1 mil yankbucks to build
>>72165128
Yeah where's he gonna put all his shoes?
>>72165151
What the fuck
If you were an icelandic poster I would assume your father was one of the guys that screwed our countries economic system in 2008
>>72163116
Das rite!