British-German Friendship thread

>>72154726
the feeling isn't mutual

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>>72154726
L.O.L.

>>72154726
I fail to see a difference between English and Northern German countryside

>>72154811
I am Bavarian but when I visited countryside near Hamburg I was suprized how similar it is to England

>>72154763
Do NOT listen to this poster

>>72154835
same here, visited my brother in Oxford and it felt like home t_b_h

>>72154835
surprised*
>>72154843
krauts aus

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meddl loide, ich soll hier miehmen

>>72154811
ihr habt doch mehr migranten als berlin
L.O.L.

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>>72154811
England has mountains, we don't. Only Norfolk is similar to Northern Germany.

>>72154869
No, I just like Germany and believe that we as Anglo-Saxons must go forth united with our Germanic brothers.

>>72154890
ja, aber die meisten sind Europäer.
Italiener, Kroaten, Serben, Rumänen, Österreicher, Franzosen etc

>>72154901
*some mountains

>>72154901
more like Scotland has """mountains"""

>>72154921
> Kroaten, Serben, Rumänen
Also Zigeuner.

>>72154964
jugoslawen sind nicht so verkehrt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0

>>72155021
Die meisten "Jugoslawen" in Deutschland sind trotzdem Zigeuner.

>>72155040
>Die meisten "Jugoslawen" in Deutschland sind trotzdem Zigeuner.
Käse. Jugos hassen übrigens Ziggos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJHef5eOWiM

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>>72155072
> Jugos hassen übrigens Ziggos
Deswegen gehen die Zigeuner ja nach Deutschland bzw. Bayern.

Where are my British friends?

i don't think they want to be friends bud

>>72154901
No, the only place in England with mountains is the Lake District

>>72155556
why, what did you do to them?

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>>72154901
England has """"mountains"""", yes.

>>72155561
>>72155604
There's the Pennines too, a mix of """"mountains"""" and hills.

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>>72155673
looks comfy

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>>72154726
Jeder Tritt ein Brit.

>>72154797
>>72155890
Why "Gott strafe England" and not "Gott strafe Frankreich"? wew

>>72154726
But histotically you hate each other, I know that behind that lovely behaviour is a nazi waiting for killing them.

>>72156371
only ww1 and 2. we were allies against the frogs.

they are german by blood

>>72156059
because england was the main enemy at this time, biggest empire etc. france was just a meme

>>72156534
he is right, france has been declining since napoleon.
beaten 3 times in a row.

>tfw Germany and England would be best friends if the Eternal Frog didn't invade us in 1066 and have us ally with them in both World Wars
We could have ruled the world, you and I.

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>>72156574
>mfw actually Germans made France a republic

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We still hate you

>>72156534
I had always thought that France was the main enemy and England was more of a side-player sitting on across the channel. I suppose it makes sense though given the whole thing about Germany challenging Britain economically and by building their navy up.

>>72156625
>We still hate you
still don´t now why. It´s not like we burned hundreds of english villiges to the ground (like we did in russia)

>>72156669
>I had always thought that France was the main enemy

I think our "arch enemy" are the slavic nations under russian leadership.

they called them "slawische dampfwalze" slavic steamroller

>>72156669
>I had always thought that France was the main enemy
before unification france was the main enemy, the united hate against france was the only reason why germans formed the german empire and made the prussian king the german kaiser.

>I suppose it makes sense though given the whole thing about Germany challenging Britain economically and by building their navy up.
it was actually britain who started with this shit, made in germany was actually an british idea, after this turned down, no the irony behind this it helped more, they fought of germany as a dangerous threat, not only economicall but also in navy stuff after autism wilhem proclaim his shit with the "rightfull place under the sun" garbage.

>>72156429
They're even adopted the getman accent while they speak english
"Ai DouTed my Uld nigga "

thanks man, you too

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> Of course I trust the eternal anglo to want the best for continental europe