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anime
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>>72145528
FOY
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>people spam for the janny with le epic any-link-is-a-virus gimmick
>janny deletes entire thread

ah yes
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WATCH it sunshine
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>>72144800
>>72144800
>>72144800

>posting in a yank thread
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just a fashy guy lookin for a trad qt
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>>72148162
>no subject
>thread is chocked full of JF flags

no thanks
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>>72148162
>no /brit/ in the subject field

Fuck right off, can't find it in the catalog with ctrl+f
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morning lads. what's the plan today?
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>>72148221
>can't find it in the catalog with ctrl+f

You obviously can
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>>72148242
Fucked your mum and dad this morning, off to your nans house now
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>>72148242
smash the patriarchy i.e marathon facial abuse videos on pornhub
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>>72148246
aaahh yes

>>72148242
gym in 30 mins, then lunch with the lads, then boozing
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going to make some scrambled eggs lads. any tips?
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>>72148256
>>72148249
disgusting
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>>72148298
add a bit of milk
don't put the salt and pepper in at first
put it halfway through the cooking
add some cheese if you want after
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>>72148298
Even after watching countless video guides on scrambled eggs I am still unconvinced that I'm not just making a broken-up omelette every time.
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>>72148298
ON THE HEAT

OFF THE HEAT

ON THE HEAT

BEAUTIFUL
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NO work today

NO work tomorrow, and

NO work on monday
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I cook my scrambled eggs in the microwave
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>>72148298

Add some chicken stock powder to the beaten eggs lad
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Just got a blowjob in the park lads, AMA
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Just got a blowjob in the microwave lads, AMA
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>>72148298
why would you require my foreskin to make scrambled eggs?
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mam (I live in diff state to family) wants me to do something for my birthday
options are hang out with my friends/roommates and buy dinner for all them or do that with just one
or do nothing
kind leaning towards nothing but she might not like that so not sure what do you think?????
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>>72148336
desu gordon's scrambled eggs are fucking awful
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>>72148360
why dont you respect yourself
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i cook my scrambled eggs in the park
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I parked by sausage in the cook
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When I was 18 me and the 17 yo bf went to a movie in the middle of the day. There was literally nobody else in the theatre so we fooled around a LOT.
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wish someone would make scrambled eggs with my bollocks x
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i'm a paypig to HMRC
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HMRC makes my scrambled eggs in the park with a microwave
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>>72148379
I respect my dick going in your mouth
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Test
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Is Tim still making videos? Is he any better these days?
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>>72148393
Did you hold hands?
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ill fight ANY MAN who looks at my cock when im havin a piss
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deciding what to fap to lads
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unironically just met ian brown in the tesco local. he's a proper midget.
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>>72148474
did a wank to justin bieber earlier
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>ex gfs friend starts shit with me over the break up
Honestly wish you could cane women for speaking out of turn. None of her fucking business
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currently on the bog, AMA
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Just tried out my new Ian Brown costume at Tesco, fooled some runtoid who kept asking me to 'breed' his girlfried (?)
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>>72148461
yes...
actually the first date we had we went to a movie and i was so nervous for the first 20 minutes thinking of how i could hold his hand. think i did.
at the end of the date he kissed me outside :D
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>>72148501
Free Derry?
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>>72148465

I have a huge cock so I look around at small cocks to laugh at. If a faggot with a small cock is standing next to me Il swing around and piss on him. Usually when Im drunk at games.Havent got in any trouble yet, but if anyone squeals il just tell everyone he has a tiny schlong.
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>>72148511
did he suck your willy wonka?
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wish i had elite genetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxElVsE4zUQ
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>>72148535
aye
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>>72148508
he looked like a knob swaggering around carrying mix bags of salad. polite though.
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>>72148537
Why do seemingly all oly / powerlifting autismals listen to metal?
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spotted a midget put on an Ian Brown costume outside Tesco
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>>72148571
DUDE
LOOK AT STRONG I AM
etc. etc.
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>>72148571
white supremacist music
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>>72148571
listen to the themes; melodrama and childish 'badass' stuff. Fucking cringe.
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>tfw no british bf
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You'all never believe me, but I made out with an Ian Brown. Then fell in love with him and waited 3 years in uni for him to be with girls haha.
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'mmed twice
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>>72148612
Did he look like a monkey and start fights with everyone?
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>please sir, may i have some minge?
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'mend a 'me that isn't k-on or yuru yuri
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>>72148632
Hmm no, I don't know what this meme is t b h.
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>>72148598
I'll be your bf bjorn
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>>72148612
>an Ian Brown

what did you mean byt this
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lads, can you help me with something, please?

it's about 'the'

>Three stages were examined: 1. the beginning of flowering....

would you say 'the beginning of flowering' or just 'beginning of flowering'?

thanks
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>>72148654
yes use the
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>>72148654
the former is correct
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>>72148637
his hair is just-tier.
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>>72148651
I'm a manlet though with manlet dick but have above average looks. Is that fine?
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Currently spending £60 a month on patreon
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>>72148654
the beginning
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>>72148652
distinguishing between the meme and reality
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ribena (the drink)
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russian gf is required
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkMUwDne4I
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>>72148660
>>72148671
>>72148683
thanks bruhs

appreciate it
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>>72148676
spill the beans
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ribena (((the drink)))
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The chairman of Tesco has claimed that white men have become an “endangered species” on the boards of British companies amid the push to increase diversity in business.

In comments that are likely to court controversy, John Allan suggested it was becoming harder for men to become non-executive directors of firms.

“If you are female and from an ethnic background and preferably both then you are in an extremely propitious period,” the supermarket group’s chairman said at a panel discussion about how to become a non-exec, at Retail Week Live.
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the gf (hope this isn't a boy)

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Just been in the other thread for hours wondering why it was so slow
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>>72148674
ehh, I'm above average so that entitles me to be a size queen
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took this pic a while ago
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the bf (hope this isn't a girl)
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>>72148762
So wanna snabshat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
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>>72148774
>2.94MB, 3072x2304

nary a pixel
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my shit smells extra nice this morning
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>>72148744
just become transracial or transexual
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>>72148776
delet this
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>>72148783
post dong
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>>72148744
Yet white men will still come out on top
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>tfw no bf
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mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
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>World facing greatest humanitarian crisis since 1945

#RefugeesWelcome
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just deactivated the ol' facebook account, realised the last picture i was tagged in was almost 2 years ago.
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who is more mentally ill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XtNakN_png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0vD7vqP1M8
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>>72148298

Don't go on a murderous rampage and murder everyone lad
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Question one lads:coffee or tea
Question 2:why the fuck are so many jfs itt
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>>72148856
I've never had a Facebook account (have 'tism) but when normoids ask me I just say I deactivated mine. More and more normoids are shunning facebook so I mostly get away with it.
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>>72148822
Is that yes? ;-)
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What shall I do today in London lads? Think I'll feel lazy if I spend literally all day in my small room.
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>72148909
You should kill yourself in London
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>>72148909
dunno not much to do in London
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>>72148929
>reading
alright grandad?

*gets a double diamond string chain blast on Bubble Witch Saga 2 on my iPad Air 2016 model and moved from 375372624th to 375372623rd in the global rankings*
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getting under the covers lads
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comfy but lonely
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wow /pol/ is really racist
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>>72148902
I'm not seeing any dong sven
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wow /g/ is really racist
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spooky cara 2bh lads
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/pol/ is a botnet
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mandem
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need a tight pussay gyal to reverse pon mi sturdy john
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finished that model of the titanic i was working on earlier

not going to post pics because i'm now sat firmly in my desk chair and have no intention of getting up for at least an hour or two unless i have to do a wee or something
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>>72148929
russell brand's autobiography

literally nothing but how shit his dad was and scoring heroin
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>>72149145

your pineal will shrivel up and fall out of your nose reading that shite
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9:30pm and my friend hasn't had dinner yet. Too busy playing his videogames.

Dire
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Why is he so dreamy lads.
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>>72149142
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WE BUILT THIS CITY
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>>72148929
just finishing up my semi-autobiographical novel about a vampire detective who uses ancient sumerian magic to build a spaceship and abduct aliens

going to be a smash hit bestseller, i know it
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FUck I am so BORED of /brit/
what other generals are there?
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>>72149189
/asean/ is based tbqhwy many qt boys await
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>>72149189
r/cocaine
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I am supremely unfuckable
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>>72149189
/britpol/ or /britfeel/

the latter is absolute shit though now that the robot is back
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bf gave me a rowdy hickey
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Road to Joy by Bright Eyes really is a very good song desu, just had a near-orgasmic experience listening to it.
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>>72149189

get off the internet and get a really hobby
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>>72149238
I would t b h.
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montepelier is not middle class. its students and bohemian alternative champagne socialist types (who are culturally middle class but do not live a middle class lifestyle)
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What is the radical centrist position on abortion lads?
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apparently going to piss down rain tomorrow

hope it does so i can stay in and play vidya and be max comfy
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>>72149258
>listening to mid 00's indie music

kill kys self
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>>72149254
bit lewd

>>72149258
Lmao did i just make someone listen to bright eyes because of my dumb threads.
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>>72149287
abortion is fine but only if the limit is lowered from 24 years.
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Let's take a look inside an Incels life. The incel wakes up, checks his phone and he has no text messages. He is dreading the day and he just wants to go back to bed. He checks all 10 of his dating sites and he sees a message on one, it's a bot of course. He decides to message a whale since Normies always tell him to lower his standards. She says "sorry I only date men 6ft+"

He logs on Reddit and he checks his pms, "you deserve to die alone you piece of shit, "no one will ever love you" "I'm fucking my hot gf tonight while your misogynst ass posts on Incels" "get some confidence loser" he mumbles to himself "fucking Normies" and then he lights up a cigarette. He reads some of the spectacular advice Normies wrote on his post; take a shower, approach women, get a haircut, be confident, dress nice!

So today he decides to get some new clothes and a haircut. He goes to the barber and she treats him like a subhuman, she talks to her coworkers and she doesn't pay much attention to him. Afterwards he decides to strike up a conversation with his looksmatch at his university. He's feeling confident with his new haircut and clothes, they talk for awhile and he asks her if she wants to grab a coffee. She blurts out I have a boyfriend! The incel says oh o-ok just thought I would ask.

After the incel leaves, she starts swiping on tinder she sees a 6'3 chad and she swipes right, MATCH!! Her friends come and sit by her and she tells her friends about the "creepy guy" who approached her and they all sympathize with her "ugh I hate when that happens, men are pigs who only care about sex, sorry that happened to you that's horrible" later that day chad fucks her brains out. Later that day the incel studycels for a bit, after that he chugs some vodka, lashes out at some Normies online, prays he doesn't wake up and he goes to sleep.
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>>72149287
allow only in cases of rape, incest, or if it looks like the baby is going to be a spastic
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>>72149319
>years
oops, meant weeks
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doing a dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas
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Adidas or Nike
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>>72149340
adidas for casual /fa/

Nike for athletic attire
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>>72149287
Abortion is murder. Even if a woman got pregnant through rape, the unborn child shouldn't be murdered on behalf of the rapists crime. The unborn baby didn't do anything. The woman should give birth and put it up for adoption if she doesn't want the rape baby
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just taken 2400mg of piracetam
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>>72149340

Braindead, vapid little consumerist slug
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weird how literally no good music has come out since the mid 90s
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>>72149200
nothing worse than brown gooks
>>72149215
err looking for something non-reddit x
>>72149239
not self-loathing enough for either boards
>>72149262
not gonna happen

might just go to /sp/ lamers
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>>72149392
wrong.
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>>72149374
That's not a very radically centrist position
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>>72149374
that's not a radical centrist position

in any case, a blastocyst is not a person
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39232538
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>>72149340
Adidas every time
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got an abscessed tooth lads
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>>72149430
uranium is overrated

thorium is the patrician's choice of natural resource
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>>72149430
BAD THINGS....VERY VERY...er.. BAD THINGS
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>>72149430
Absolute state of him.
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>>72149435
It's just not funny though and the way the BBC keep peddling it as a news item is fucking cringey
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Morning laddos
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>>72149491
I found it funny but the BBC has turned into facebook tier clickbaity shite
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>>72149455
Pics. x
Actually no haha. x
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>>72149158
read he used to jack up in MTV's offices

i thought smack floored you completely
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>>72149518
Does the BBC even need this clickbait shite? None of their income is generated from ads, so they should really focus on actual news.
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>>72149455
brush your teeth, dirty cunt
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got this from the 'dit the other day

haha x

https://youtu.be/LqwFPuOCDPo
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>>72149550
don't think brushing would've stopped my tooth from chipping on some concrete lad
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>>72148997
But you will on dongshit
Post you ares
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>>72149537

depends how much you take
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Stan Lee, 94, and Bruce Forsyth, 89, have died.
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do you ever write a post and think "what would my grandparents think if they read this?"
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Stan Lee is dead lads
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trump is still smarter than trudeau
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>>72149557
fuck off back there, paki
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>>72149593
All my grandparents are dead, so no.
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what should i do today?
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>>72149569
I don't have a snapchat, I'm not 14
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>>72149586
stan lee will never die
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>>72149615
t.Londonistani
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>>72149626
go to the beach
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>>72149626
cuddle with me
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doing a shit brb
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>>72149642
Are you a cuteboy? I'll snuggle with you :3
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>>72149640
grew up on beaches lad. they dont hold much interest for me. plus the beaches near where i live now aren't that great.

>>72149642
ok whats your address and i'll pop over now
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>>72149633
Get it then, gramps
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>>72149636
t. pakistani
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>>72149668
t. gay virgin paki
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>>72149617
what about your parents?
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>>72149664
>>72149662
Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH
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Feeling angry
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>>72149698
ok be there in a few hours
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Feels like it's hot out today

Might go sit in the park and catch some rays
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>>72149676
They don't know English.
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so what's the answer lads?
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>>72149673
t child rapist shitskin
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>>72149698
I'll unironically be there
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>>72149719
careful mate, steve irwin died that way
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>>72149626
bag an asian twink
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>>72149698
Hmm, is this by any chance by and of Timothy James Byrne in his rented flat in High Wycombe?
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>>72149725
I had to jump through less bullshit hoops to get a 32k starting grad job lmao
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morning lads
is it normal when after the rave once you reach your bed and close your eyes you still see the lights and stuff? bit annoying
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>>72149722
Poleaboo?
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>hmrc paid for my weed
>now i am but i'm not being taxed
get fukt
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>>72149804
bent gyppo
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>>72149787
taking drugs isn't normal, enjoy your cataracts
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>>72149787
wouldn't know
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>>72149725
Dunno, if you haven't been assigned to help out then it's not your job is it, but at the same time you could just finished with the customer and then help her.

I didn't get an interview with Curry's so clearly I'm shit at these things
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wish i could take benzos daily with no side effects
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>>72149787
yes

thats why you always have benzos and/or weed for after the party
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ah yes the usual industrial techno tunes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_T7bD4pAlE
Choon
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>>72149822
When do you go back to Romania?
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>>72149804
Nah, I have no family in the UK.
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>>72149664

123 Fake St
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>>72149835
there are no side effects except memory loss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0X3uj3SicA

>liberals
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>>72149854
not him. just telling you who he is
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>>72149854
Never.
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>>72149859
I'm more worried by that lads haircut
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>>72149787
2cb does that most prominently

either ignore it or have a beer or two
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>>72149883
Please go home
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>>72149664
12 Grimmauld Place, Islington
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EU.. importing the failures of other countries since 2004
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>>72149057
only redeeming factor of that film
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>>72149906
Erm, why?
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>>72149859
>liberals

Fuck off yank
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>>72149859
yanks need to be erased
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reckon i know more about guns than the average american even though i've never even fired one

i watch a lot of hickok45
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>>72149944
*calls janny*
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>>72149932
If your parents can't speak English then they haven't integrated in which case they shouldn't be here, it's not a jobcentre for the EU.
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want to buy a pair of jeans but i've only got 25 dollarydoos

life is so unfair
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>>72149979
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

the number you have dialled has not been recognised

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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aching when will I ever be painless medication memories erasing
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>>72149967
Hickok is based tbqh wish our gun laws weren't so shite
>>72149999
You sure about that sweetie x
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>>72149941
are the british liberal democrats yanks then?
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>>72149986
My parents don't live in the UK, so they don't need to speak English.
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>>72150028
paki
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BORED
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>>72149994
you live in literally the easiest country to not be poor in
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would like a grimes gf desu
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>tfw kek is punishing marvelcucks for claiming their capeshit is kino
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>>72150028
Fair enough then.

Have you integrated?
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>>72149994
wallet wizard!
fast and easy cash!
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>>72150072
give your head a wobble
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>>72150046

only boring people get bored
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*gives my head a wobble*
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>>72149832
>if you haven't been assigned to help out then it's not your job is it

*notes "Not a team player"*
*throws CV in the bin*
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>>72149967
guns are a total mong hobby. seen one seen them all.
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>>72150028
OUT
OUT
OUT
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>>72150072

what does the fuck does this post even mean, you need to spend less time online you sad twat
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>>72150106
don't understand men who don't like guns

what did you draw pictures of when you were 9?
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>>72150105
this
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>>72150129
willies
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>>72150129
stabbing australians with bamboo spears
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>>72150129
lmao did you just draw guns all the time?
yank tier
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>>72149725

the last one
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>>72150077
Fairly well considering I did my undergrad and PhD here and have had a British bf for 6 years. Although my lack of social life is due to the ol' 'tism, not my background.
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>>72150061
i'm on the dole because i'm autistic and my mum takes most of my dole money as rent and gives me $100 every fortnight
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>>72150129
yeah when I was 9

don't get the appeal of spending a shit load on a weapon just to fire at targets over and over again. hunting maybe, but where's the fun in collectors and hobbyists?
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>drawing guns
i used to play with toy guns. with my friends. outside. and had fun.
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Ah yes, staged cuckism

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3063305/snubbed-girlfriend-snogs-the-man-next-to-her-after-her-boyfriend-rejects-her-on-kiss-cam/
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associating guns with yanks is actually a yankboo phenomenon
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>>72150154
t. drew willies

i'm not shaming you either, i drew willies too, but i drew guns as well as willies, sometimes willies shaped like guns and vice versa
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>>72150225

No they just have far more than any other country on earth and laws to protect their freedums.
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>>72150242
>holly peers

excellent taste lad
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when i was in preschool this girl was my best friend at the time did a shit right in front of me and from the angle i was seeing it looked like she was pooing out her fanny

incidentally that's also the only time ive seen a vagina in real life
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>>72150253
don't care
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>>72150242
*dials Jannys number*
Um yes Janny we have a problem here
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leave the germans to me
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>>72150274
Is he still not answering? Kek
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>>72150271

How is yankboo relevant then
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i actually fucking hate the fact we are in eurovision again
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Can you imagine??
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>>72150234
vaguely remember drawing some guns but they weren't the focus of my attention, was a very periphery interest
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>>72150323

reddit
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>>72150323
>priceless
in the sense that i wouldn't pay to watch it? spot on
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>>72150296
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Holy shit i hadn't thought about this before
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>>72150348
i used to draw duke nukem and a dragon ball z character i created who was a cyborg
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>anon...Have you ever considered an open relationship?
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>>72150302
because guns are not a uniquely american thing

if you spout 'FOY' every time someone mentions guns then you must constantly have yanks on the brain and hence a yankboo

so fuck off
>>
>>72150225
erm no
unless you're from longreach or something and grew up around guns
if you're from a big city it's exclusively yankboos
>>
*sends off a Snapchat to janny*
Caption reads
>We have a problem
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>>72150420
>longreach

where the fuck is that? Not everyone lives in some irrelevant state.
>>
>>72150409
to be honest, if i had a wife who i'd been with for like 10 or 15 years and we were starting to get bored of each other i'd be open to it

i mean you don't wank to same pornstar every day, do you?
>>
>>72150467
>i mean you don't wank to same pornstar every day, do you?
gotta have some abo brain to think the 2 are that comparable
>>
>>72150467
i imagine that's how it is for a lot of people
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>>72150460
did you read my post
>>
i love mdma so much
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>>72150526
>>72150526
>>72150526
>>72150526
>>72150526
>>72150526
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>>72150467
Unironically a cuckold. And anyway, you do realise that even if you were ok with other men fucking your wife, it wouldn't be a good deal at all. Most likely she would have no time getting men to fuck and you would struggle finding women.
>>
>>72150504
almost everything is comparable and interconnected in one way or another

just like how i could heem you at scrabble and could heem you in fisticuffs if you ever reply to me again
>>
>>72150533
>2 posts early
>>
@72150533
WEW LAD
>>
have you guys met an alt right person irl it seems annoying
>>
>>72150518
was literally going to ask you the same thing because i don't think you understood what i was saying

not surprising because you're a queenslander
>>
>>72150540
not really, dating becomes a men's market around the late 30s, plenty of aging career women out there desperate for attention from anyone besides their cats
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>>72150417
You're talking shite, guns are embedded in their culture

Most firearms, most public shootings, most deaths, most rights protection than any other country by far. Ask anyone which country you associate with guns and they'll say the US. Doesn't make you a "yankboo"
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ah yes the cleaning staff
>>
JANNY
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what the fuck is happening
JAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
>>
*plunges the 'press*
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>This thread has been pruned or deleted
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fucks sake you bellends
>>
wait until page 8 morans
>>
https://www.salon.com/2017/03/10/trump-supporters-call-for-liberal-genocide-and-deportation-of-jews-at-arizona-rally_partner/

bants
>>
>>72152144
creasing at this gif
>>
>>72152144
Fucking hate that show
>>
had a cracker of a new post lined up but now shan't be wasting it when it'll just be deleted
runtoid janny ruins the quality of /brit/ posts every time he goes autismo
>>
erdogan is bringing the banter again lads
>>
morning lads
>>
>>72152210
nothing ever posted by an auscunt has been a cracker.
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>>72152171
>>72152187
are these mod shills
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>>72152209
hello janny
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>>72152223
genuinely can't wait to see turks nuked and slaughtered by russia
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off to my tinder date
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>>72152223
hilarious watching him call good countries fascist when hes an actual fascist islamist dictator.

and lefties actually want Turkey in the EU? madness.
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sister just sent me this
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>>72152228
too busy fuckin ya mums cunt
>>
>>72152265
call her a fat cow and that she needs to lose weight or eventually die of complications with diabetes
>>
>>72152265
nice belly
>>
>>72152228
*shits in your mouth and rattles your cage*
>>
>>72152265
need to spoon her while watching childrens cartoons in bed desu
>>
>>72152287
disgusting
>>
>>72128717
>>72128717
>>72128717
new>>>>>>>>
>>
>>72152302
>>72152286

bizarro yank
>>
>>72152324
>>72152324
>>72152324
>>
The aussie who insists on making his autistic new threads is ruining/brit/
>>
can the lad who posted the image "Guten-tag.jpg" in the other thread please post it again? i didn't get to see it before the janitorial staff gave it the boot
>>
aussies and scots should be banned from /brit/
>>
testing the waters
>>72152383
>>
>>72152398
>>72152398
>>72152398
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