>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car

>>72144213
Only 2 states do that and it's not a bad thing. You're grateful for it when the weather's tough

something something tipping the gas attendance

>>72144213
>being from New Jersey
literal subhuman

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>american microwave their shart inside the house

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>>72144248
>>72144264
>>72144280
why is it so fucking easy
>>72144290
lmao!

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>Americans aren't allowed to shift gears themselves

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>americans have to tip doctors with the tip of their dicks

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>Australians aren't allowed to clap

>>72145146

>punching the air

You just know some loser is going to be beat to shit at an assembly because"he moved into my punching air"

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>>72145556
>be white Australian
>teacher finishes their lecture on the beauty of multiculturalism
>begin punching the air in celebration
>Abbo kid moves in front of your punch
>entire class stares at you in silence, teacher becomes irate
>ANON, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT TO NYGUNNAHAWUMBAJUMBA, HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS PART OF THE STOLEN GENERATION!
>Abbo kid is too out of his mind on the Bunsen burner fumes from last period to even start crying
>get expelled from school
>forced to work in an isolated mining town in the Outback, 1000 miles from nearest civilization, for minimum wage
>driving home from the mines one day, feel a bump in the road
>get out, thinking you hit another dingo
>it's NYGUNNAHAWUMBAJUMBA
>"oi white cunt i wuz just tryin get a nap in dis is muy land afta all cunt fak off" and he bleeds out
>alert the local roadkill team via your satellite phone
>get charged with manslaughter of indigenous fauna, automatic life sentence and mandatory daily sensitivity training on the beauty of Abbo culture and the dream time
>mfw

>>72146111
shan't be reading a word tbqh

>AMERICANS
>FRIDGE SHOES

>>72146111
>be American
>type this out
>give self a round of applause

>>72146193
>Australians keep their antivenom in the fridge