Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Japanese Bread/

>>72142859
うーんこの状態

konbanwa

dochirasama wa /Kyoto-jin/ koko

山田く~ん、英国旗に座布団一枚

>>72143168
まさかthreadとbreadを掛けていると?

それならスレ建てのフランス国旗に座布団では?

あら、後一枚でハワイ旅行

@melonpan

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>>72143242
その感じ

なんか、、、前スレでサイトのルール違反を指摘していたドイツ旗の方が逆に消されてないか?
もし集中レポートでやられたのなら、何かがいるな~

>>72143277
なんでイギリス人が笑点のシステム知ってんだ!!
おまえ、さては日本人だな?

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Recently I went to eat at a Japanese restaurant, I ate a 2 people worth of good food because I wanted to try many different dishes, overall I should have paid over 50€ and I was ready for it, but it turned out that day they had the "all-you-can-eat" thing so I paid around 20€ in the end.
I realized it only later, when I was already driving back home. I'm sure it totally looked like I was doing it for the cheap price, the food was all of the best quality, I ate over 20 different sushi nigiri too and that alone was supposed to cost over 30€, it was my first time eating Japanese.
I don't think I can show my face in that restaurant again in the future.

What do you guys think about people who exploit things like these? will they feed me expired food next time I go eat there?

>>72143331
ハーフなので。じいちゃんと一緒に見る覚えがたくさんあってね

>>72143362
Was it a Japanese restaurant or a "Japanese" restaurant?

>>72143405
なんだハーフかぁ( ´艸｀)

なら日本人じゃねぇか!外人の振りしやがって!(#゜д゜)

>>72143362
What are you on mate. How is doing an all you can eat deal exploiting. They've chosen to offer it

>>72143453
まー、そう思わない人もいるよ。日本語もあんまだし。

>>72143435
lol ok.

>>72143448
I thought they were chinese owners at first because I couldn't understand a word they said when they were talking to each other, but while I was eating I realized they were speaking some japanese dialect. I think they were genuine, if that's what you meant.

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>>72143362
>I ate a 2 people worth of good food
fatty

>>72143477
ところで、どことどこのハーフだい?
俺が予想するにホビットとエルフのハーフとみた。

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>>72143477
Well, I hope so. I knew about the all-you-can-eat but I honestly had no idea that it was also applied to the most expensive dish (which was the large double sushi nigiri serving that I ate).

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>>72143555
I sometimes go hiking, I c-can allow myself to eat a bit once in a while...
It was my first time at a Japanese restaurant, I just couldn't resist.

>>72143561
やー、普通の イギリス/日本 ハーフ。実は東京生まれで2年ぐらい住んでいたの。毎年帰るけどね

?__? Does /japan/ approve of kaomojis???

is there a less expensive version of anki for iPhone?

>>72143630
yes my friend
but dutchmen are strictly not allowed

>>72143362
Perhaps you should just go there and do the exact same thing when they don't have the discount. Since you were willing to do so in the first place, and you seem to have enjoyed yourself, this would be a good way to have another pleasant meal, and to show them that you're not a scab (though I doubt they care).

>>72143762
Nice idea, I'll keep it in mind.
I left like 3€ of tip, now that I think about it.

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Can everyone search "3.11" on Yahoo Japan?
They'll donate 10 yen for every search for the restoration of the Tohoku region hit by the big earthquake in 2011.
Thanks!

>>72143362

I think they would be glad you enjoyed their food. You just happened to get lucky. You can pay full price another day.

>>72143655
>>72143655
>>72143655

can you guys please contain your own? it's really making the board worse

>>72144350
ほんとこれ
お前らのお仲間か?隔離スレに引きこもってればいいのに外出てくるんじゃねえよ

>>72144381
no idea what you just said mate

>>72144472
He said "fuck off"

>>72142833
Concha

What do Japanese people think of overwatch?

>>72144509
ah, gotcha

>>72144381
今から日本の女全員をヤリにいきま~すっ

>>72144520
japan still lives in 1999 and everyone only plays dragon quest

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>>72144540
とうとうアタシもアメリカ人に抱かれるのね…(´・ω・｀)

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just got a new patch

do you guys like it

>>72144472
I'm totally agree with you.
Is that motherfucker from this rotten compound?
Stay in this quarantine forever japs

Translated it for you

>>72144620
dammit the brazilian said he was being mean

>>72144587
What is the pill?

>>72144650
it's from akira

>>72144620
don't play with americans' lack of linguistic ability, please

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>>72144665
Oh, okay...

>>72144691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_(1988_film)

>>72144573
体格の大きな外国人に抱かれたいと思いますか?

what mmo's japaneses play?

こっちにも荒らしが湧いたらめんどいし>>72144350のスレをリポートしとこうず

>>72144758
>大きな
デブなの…?(´・ω・｀)

>>72143362
そのレストランにとってあなたは良い客だと思う
きっともっと食べてもいい と思うよ
悪い客は家に持って帰る人と 食べ残す人です

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> 2020 Tokyo Olympic
> Tokyo gets nuked

Is the North Korea going to make it true?

>>72144797
デブじゃなくて、身長185cmで肩幅が広くて体幹が太くて、筋肉質な男とか。

>>72144519
Come back

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>>72144885
無理(´・ω・｀)

>>72144350
>please contain your own?
ワロタw

>>72144967
日本人男の方がいいの?

>>72144990
お金持ちが好きです(´・ω・｀)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I have just discovered this Japanese trend.

seems turbo autistic 2bh

>>72145062
It's already being replaced by 草

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>>72144798
そうですか、僕は来週はもう一度行くつもりです。
前回、僕は魚を食べました、
次回は他の料理を食べたい。

>>72145046
そりゃそうですよね

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>>72145071

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>>72145062
Am i autistic?

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>>72142833
メロンパンなのに
メロンはいっていない
>>72136918
こりゃ
勝手に答えるにゃ
>>72137079
それ、違う
ワイのコテは
Anonymousness
やで
通称がPantuyaなのよ
>>72143324
あれは文面からGR7のレポ呼び掛け禁止に引っかかった
>>72143362
娘が喰い盛りなんで、食べ放題にはたまに行く
>>72144381
それ、ここ
ここは隔離病棟
日本語を喋る程にweebsをこじらせたやつとnative日本のね
しかも、日本旗に日本人が少ない
>>72144587
健康に良く、教育に悪い
うん、このスレにも貼っておくべし
>>72144967
あのね
出産って
そこから
赤ちゃんの頭がでてくるのよ
赤ちゃんの頭より太いチンコって
あまりないから

I am going to go to work soon, even though it's Saturday.

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>>72145078
なんか
旗を見て
わいはパスタ屋に行きたくなった
邪道だが
http://www.saint-marc-hd.com/kamakura/
とか
http://www.yomenya-goemon.com/
のように
お箸で食べるイタリアンの店があるのよ
読めや娘はフォークとスプーンで食べる店に行きたがるけど

>>72145298
日本旗の純日本人がきましたよっと。
4chan まだなれてないから学ばせとくれー

>>72144780
answer me you fucks

>>72145298
Anonymousness metalってツイ垢を発見したよ
ほとんどベビメタのことしかつぶやいてないのな

>>72145078
うらやましいなあ
私はイタリアンピザの食べ放題の店に行きたいな

>>72145386
I think ordinary Japanese don't play MMO. I don't know any specific softwhere either.

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Can I have a hug?

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>>72145394
そう
そこで
六本木さんを始め
常連の方々とも話しているが
DMが多い
ここは、リア充が多いので
土曜日なのにまったりしている
僕も、実は今お外
>>72145457
i hug and kiss you
sweet drem

>>72145457
I'll hug you if you're a girl

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>>72145366
>邪道だが
lolどうして

それらのサイトのメニューをチェックしています、
パスタの店は冷静です、しかし、
サンマルクは五右衛門よりも伝統的な食べ物を持っています。

>>72143717
you bought an iphone, now you want to be stingy? pay up goy

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>>72145400
残念ながら、それを見たことがない。

>>72144780
Not mmo ?but one of popular Online game is Dragon Quest Monster Parade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGtM60T_iW0

>>72145737
wtf is that
I though neets play some games

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>>72145633
>>72145457
*sweet dream
一字抜かすと大変やな
>>72145651
だからお箸で食べるの
eating pasta with chopsticks, my wife and daughter say it's a wrong way
別に、気にしていないけど
まあ、英語は適当

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>>72145828
箸で長くかかるのではないですか?
フォークを使うと、一度に多くのことを刺すことができます。

>>72145899
フォークは刺すか絡めるだけで掴めないからいらいらする

>>72145633
>>72145828
Aw thank you <3

>>72145635
I am but my jap friend hugged me already

>>72145970
no no I'll hug you
I'll even do more while hugging you

>>72146020
Just wanted a goodnight hug
what more? lol

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>>72146034
I'll nibble on your ears

are we getting raided by 2ch or any translation blog?

>>72146093
sure if you want to turn me on
I'm going to sleep though
night

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>>72145400
えええええ~!ないの?!

>>72146169
No pls come back

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>>72146151
our wing is being trapped? I cannot let this slide.

>>72146664
おきてるよ
まんが読んでたんだ、あしたのジョー
やっぱりおもしろくて夢中になるなw

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>>72146664

Even if I tried, I don't think I could get laid in Japan.

>>72147082
I'm also an ugly fat fuck. So there's that.

>>72147278
それがたてないんだよww
いまドサ廻りやってるw

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>>72147337
If it's the real dane, you're not that bad, come on cheer up

>>72147439
I literally got taken for a potential rapist and was laughed at by high school girls last time I went to Miyazaki city.

At home I could talk my way into the pants of women, but there's no way I'll score on my face alone.

>>72147468
That's embarrassing, wouldn't all the farmwork you do make you fit?
Why aren't you picking up Jap pussy nightly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaoTEAMTdI
Worst 30 sec of my life
Good job japan

>>72147468
You know it's not me to defend japs, but could it be possible that you're reading in to the situations too much?

I mean you're not a mind reader, are you sure they were laughing AT you? And maybe the woman was mentally ill or something.

Believe me, go to a city, and go to any of the "gaijin bars" and you don't even have to speak, you're tall and white, even if you think you have an "ugly" face, you can still get some

Hey,
I'm living in Tokyo. Bored with no plans tonight. What should I do?

>inb4 Roppongi

>>72147562
I've lost a bit but I'm still noticeably fat.

>>72147581
10 minutes of uninterrupted snide giggling and taking photos of me? I don't think so.

But we'll see. I'm staying a week at a sharehouse in downtown Miyazaki. Maybe the Gods will smile upon me.

>>72147636
Go to an old school arcade and play Street Fighter against autistic teenagers

>>72147468
It's also a problem that you look 40 and go after teenagers

>>72147679
>go after teenagers
That's false. I prefer women older than me. 25-35yo. Good experience, knows how to drink and small talk.

>>72147652
Any other non autistic idea?

Also, you need to lose weight dude. Fat is one of the major turn off in Japan, much more than in your american homeland

>>72147637
Well if it's 10 minutes then it sounds pretty bad.

I don't mean to be harsh, you have surprisingly thin skin for the bravado you put on before you went. The dane I broke the balls of in denmark would shrug shit like this off.

Seriously, get to the cities if you're not farming, nobody of remote interest goes to the boonies

>>72147701
Pretend to be a billionaire CEO in ginza and fuck gold diggers

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>>72147022

>>72147576
Looks fun
Also, does "roadshow" (in context of Japan) means a limited pre-release in like a few affiliated cinemas or just a normal nationwide release? I see this term all the time lately.

>>72147701
Go buy fun stuff to cook / eat :3

>>72147744
>Everything will be fine
そうなの?(´・ω・｀)

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>>72147770
You still havent answered my question mayuyu, you can't ignore me forever mayuyu, tell me why you haven't joined the gym yet mayuyu, you said you would mayuyu, why do you lie mayuyu?

Mayuyu?

>>72147360
稲ちゃん見たかい。カーロスの肘打ちを

>>72147771
>>72147725
Fuck it guys, I'll just go get drunk with my friend. Like every weekend

>>72147770
Do you think I know or I give a fug m8 ?

>>72147833
The question wasn't for you, feller

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Are there any girls here?

>>72147886
20yo Japanese girl here.

konnichiha kurauto-kun

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what should i order from maki or sushi?

https://www.talabat.com/kuwait/restaurant/13763/pick-food-jabriya

plz advise im hungry in oil country

>>72147933
Whale sushi

>>72147951
but it is not on the menu

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>>72147905
oh hello konnichiwa o genki desu ka? benjo wa doko desu ka? wakaranai.

do you want to be my girlfriend?

>>72147960
Didn't check the menu. Sushi is not cooking, desu, it's just cutting.

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>>72147933
Your thoughts on huge parts of western mosul being retaken from ISIS, and projections that mosul will be taken from ISIS in the coming weeks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5uGn-QsYo
Carlos Rivera was weaboo in Venezuela because he could speak Japanese.

>>72147975
The fuck is a benjo?

>>72147725
I can take Internet bantz any day. It's something else to experience it IRL.

Of course, if you said the shit you've said to my face, I'd push your face in. But I can't really do that to teenage girls.

>>72148009
a toilet? I don't know man I learn my shit from tourist travel guides.

>>72148024
Nobody says that. They just say "toile", derived from toilet

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>>72147983
nigga you ended up with the yakuza again there how dense are you? do you want to die or something?

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>>72147985
but advise what should i order i suffer because im hungry!

>>72148006
iraqi army doing great job on taking mosul. the battle of mosul weakened ISIS in syria as well. ISIS is totally paralyzed as they are out of command and in shock effect in the battle field

>>72147983
your entire plate is more healthier than a falafel sandwich here

>>72147933
If you are hungry and your budget is limited, start from maki. A rule of thumb is to order from something less fatty to fattier.

>>72148009
>>72148024
I thought it was lavatory? Not exactly toilet, but close enough.

>>72148089
i ordered one rainbow maki and diamond rolls. i will post pics when food arrives

but man i must say Japanese eel is amazing. what sauce they put with it? it is sweet

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>>72148108
please don't talk to my girlfriend.

>>72147905
How have you been? I think you are "lonely"

>>72148039
the dude I'm staying with actually taught yakuza bosses how to fish back in the 80's

>>72148169
A pretty cheeky request from someone who has yet to pay their reparations, friend.

>>72148157
Eel sauce is made of soy sauce, sugar, and a special sort of rice wine.

>>72148157
Don't forget Aleppo?

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>>72148015
>it cuts dane deeper to be laughed at by a bunch of inane asian girls, than a guy

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>>72148241
> rice wine.

>>72148270
ISIS is in full retreat in Aleppo. the battle of Palmyra, ISIS failed assault on deir ez zor and iraqi battle of mosul delivered the end of ISIS golden age

>>72148194
she is in love with me already, find your own gf

>>72148216
what do you mean? tought how to fish as in literally teach how to fish? or is that an eupherism for something?

>>72148220
Pavel please.

>>72148310
There were a girl who had name "rarirure lonely" here. If she were "lonely", she already had a bf unfortunately, I guess. Poor doitsu...

>>72148310
As in literally taught them how to fish.

Imagine a giant yakuza yacht filled with girls, men in suits, bosses smoking cigars, and one lone, autistic Japanese man in full fishing gear going "I-I just wanted to fish..."

戎色はどういう色だよ?

>>72148484
ちょっとわかんないわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72148304
those are too difficult problems to understand for me.
I'm afraid of Fundamentalists.

>>72148271
Of course it does. It would do the same to you.

こんばんにゃ
バイト終わったにゃ(Φ ω Φ)

>>72148484
えびす色。
日本の七福神の恵比寿さまにあやかるいろ。
どの色ってないけど有難い色。
えびす色で調べればたくさんあるよ。

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>>72148840
こんばんは、お疲れ様です。

>>72148840
ばんはー

FGOの誘惑に負けて課金ガチャしてしまった…
お夕飯はレトルトカレーだわ

あれれ
窓から部屋の中に青い点滅が差してくる
だ、大丈夫かな...(´・ω・｀)

>>72148872
答えてくれてありがとう
>えびす色で調べればたくさんあるよ
妙なことにそれで調べたらほぼ何も出なかった

>>72148987
宇宙人かな?

>>72148987
に、逃げてぇええええ( ﾟДﾟ)

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>>72148982
>gacha games

get some help you fucking gambling addict degenerate

>>72149113
is having parasites like worms or shit a legit problem in thailand?

>>72149076
もし宇宙人がここに投稿したら、どんな旗が映るのかな

>>72149078
ビックリさせないでくださいいいいいあいあいああいああああああああああ( ﾟДﾟ)

>>72148992
金 緑 赤 は恵比寿さまに繋がる色霊
この三色は「恵比寿さまに繋がる色霊」
だそうだよ、個人のﾌﾞﾛｸﾞからの引用で申し訳ない

>>72149129
Maybe if you're poor i don't know.

I don't eat shitty street food or live in a poor area so I wouldn't know

>>72149144
クトゥルフ神話のグラーキか何かじゃないか?

>>72149152
huh yea that might be the culprit. the street food things are regarded as some kind of tourist attraction here on terms of "you have to try that out". Maybe there is a huge cross section of people who eat that and come back with intestinal worms and complain about it. Thanks for your response, I was curious because coming back and having to go on meds to get rid of parasites seems to be a common accepted downside of visiting Thailan here.

How to pick up JAPANESE GIRLS
Learn from the best, you scrubs
>>>/wsg/1583917

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>>72149461

>>72149461
クッソワロタ

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おはようございます

>>72149461
but you can't pick up japanese girls

近代的な小説をオヌヌメしてくれませんか

>>72149594
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
As a matter of fact, I'm quite brilliant at ladies.

>>72149606
京極夏彦の京極堂シリーズ
舞台は戦後すぐだけど小説が書かれたのは最近だ
あとは海堂尊のチーム・バチスタの栄光

>>72149669
まゆゆさまかっこい~い

just did 飲み放題 for the first time

10/10 would do it again

>>72149577
ぞんがるばい

こんにちは。
今日は昼食で何を食べましたか?
私はグヤーシュを作りました。美味しかったです。

>>72150147
昨日の食い残しにしました
カレーでした
美味しいでしました

COOLなニッポン

>>72150346
いやあそれほどでも

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>>72147576
ほんまにjojo好きやね
>>72147933
初めて見る名前だな
>>72148484
>>72148872
>>72148992
それは、読み方が違う
えび色
です
蝦色や葡萄色の書き方のほうが普通だが、戎色と書く人もいる
wine-redに近いとされるが、葡萄色(えびいろ)は「ぶどういろ」
とも読み、山葡萄の色なのでwine-redに茶色が入った感じ
http://irocore.com/ebi-iro/
>>72148840
にゃんにゃん
>>72148987
やべえ
>>72149144
女の子のぱんちゅの旗
>>72149606
漱石の三部作
『三四郎』『それから』『門』
>>72150147
鎌倉パスタで
生うにとイクラのクリームパスタ
>>72150231
一日おくと
カレーは旨くなるのよ

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>>72150346
照れるな
(・・。)ゞ

>>72150479
ふっと(You)を5つ貰ったΣ(;Φ ω Φ)

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ちなみに日本語の「警戒色」の「戒色」の可能性もあるな
>>72150753
ということは今日は、Aussieは一人だけ?

>>72151038
そうみたいだね
ぱん2屋も一人だけ?

>>72149606
少女地獄

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rate the girl

>>72152195
She's probably 2/10 without makeup.

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>>72152195
Peru? Why do you like gook girls peru? i thought you cured your yellow fever peru? What happened peru? you know latinas are top tier women peru, you should get a peruvian girl peru.

Peru?

>>72150147
私はまだ昼食を食べなかった
今バースデーパーティーに行くからきっと何か美味し物を食べられる

>>72152195
which one?

https://twitter.com/Uesakasumire/status/840529464123633664
opный Boздyх

>>72145873
My friend the email I told you changed for some reason. Please send the secret code ___ project to [email protected]

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>>72152553
It's me just in case you're not sure.
最も愛を大切に

I don't know why the email changed for me but I can't access the original.

>>72152506
美しい樺太

ドヤ顔

おっぱい

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>>72153152

あーあ、カイカイchに4chan民のアメリカ旗がスレたてに挑戦したけどカイカイユーザーの承認bad食らってスレたたなかったな
アメリカ旗どんまいw
また今度挑戦しろよ

>>72153273
これがドヤ顔のおっぱい

>>72152195
What if I told her

>>72153572
oh no it's The Fuck

American flag likes baby metablahblah?

>>72153640
>>>/jp/>>16689505
Here for american flags that love baby meta blah blah

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>72153699
oh I see
american flags who like baby metablahblah are there.
thanks for telling me a valuable information.

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>>72153640
so?

>>72153839
no no it's lie.
I don't say bad words about something.

btw, who are you?
I don't say you.

>>72149606
村上龍の作品
僕は5分後の世界が好き

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Do japs have school discos? My fucking childhood was so good

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>72153839
>>72153891
二人とも日本人じゃないですか。
日本語で話してた方がいいんじゃないですか。

>>72153987
追記
共生虫もお勧め

>>72154013
nihonとかnihonjinとか名前欄に入れてる人は、まともに日本語も話せないよ
英語も話せないから多分アジア系の外国人

>>72154013
ie ie moji no erabikata ha juuyou desu

ほら(>>72154087)こうゆう変なのがいるから。
静かに話すために言語を変えてるの。
ここから日本語だけのレスが続くよ。

>>72153273
中国に支配されたくなった

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdFoFQDlsA

>>72154087
変な日本語
なんで一つ目の説明でも「も」なのか。
完全にお前の自己紹介だなw

>>72153273
この精液の鬼は誰?

>>72154366
中国人みたいだよ

>>72154408
全部同じじゃないですか?

>>72154408
takes one to know one, huh

>>72154445
画像でgoogleしたら外国名だった。。

でも顔つきでなんとなく違う。

>>72154459
I found Yan Ke Ke name

>>72154626
is that your name ?

>>72154366
yan ke ke
教えたからブラジル人よこせ

なんとなく変なのが紛れ込んでるときって態度でわかるね。。

>>72154664
it seems so

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>>72151127
まあ、本来、一人だけ
>>72152662
>最も愛を大切に
Moa more
>>72153987
69
>>72154265
中国には膨大な童貞市場が存在する
>>72154366
童貞を殺すセーターって知っている?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGAryS37oo

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やんけけ

>>72154799
BOUNDLESS

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>>72155179
Post music they played at french school discos when you were a kid

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that amazing feel when no kids

>>72155355
>Implying I was going there

Yo! Ohayo!

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ohio

Why do japanese men sound so scary when speaking lewdly

How do you say older as in He IS older?

もーと古い?

>>72155767
つまらないから死んでくれ

>>72155974
もーとピノイ

>>72156038
pinoyer?

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>>72156000
頻出するネットネタ。
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/text/OHIO%20GOZAIMASU/

お前本当に馬鹿なのな。。

今日バカな話しかない

バカ話大好き

http://p-bandai.jp/item/item-1000112330/?orgurl=http://p-bandai.jp/fashion-net/item-1000112330/

>>71969134
I'm sorry but I couldn't ask the question.
it seems that kind someone answered the question.
there are many people who are better at English than I.
btw, in this thread, whenever I don't talk about current topic, something will happen.
therefore unknown watcher may storm here again...

>>72156082
pinoyest

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>>72156440

What does

サナの間違いです~

予測変換許さぬ…

mean?

ほらw
頭弱いやつってそういうのに凄く敏感なんだよ。

>>72156477
what is the kanji word for '-est' if 'motto' is for 'er'?

proper kanji for 'pinoyest'

>本製品は日本国内専用です
REEEEEEEEEE

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When is JoJo part 5 of the anime coming out

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>>72156543
オハイオバカ。
お前は予測通りの動きで笑える。。
ユー アー アホ OK?

>>72156616
what do you searching to buy

>>72156658
okay

>>72156565
it's サナ's fault です〜
i don't forgive auto correct...

>>72156724
as I thought

>>72156707
I tried to install a visual novel, but I already managed to circumvent the message by changing my time zone to Japan

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性の喜びおじさん

>>72155974
filipino is pinoy?
more = もっと じゃないの。
most = もっとも かな。。

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShXTAJZtyI

SNES was my first console, what was yours?

>>72156749

What about クルフェリはノーマルに分類されるけどどう見ても百合にしかならないと予想

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>>72156658
おこなの?

>>72156807
ah okay
so you region locked? i'm also doing VN, but it worried about deactivation

>>72156922
game boy 2ndgen :)

>>72156609
"er" and "est" can't translate one words. they are following sentences.
anyway, in the case of your first question
>>72155974
he is "older"
you can say "年上"
also if the person is someone's siblings, japanese language have the words 姉(older sister) 兄(older brother)
did I out of point?

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>>72157023
underage b&?

>>72156906
>>72157091
thank you anons.

and yes I guess you can't technically use 'motto' to animate things?

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>>72155974
>>72156082
年上、年寄り
彼女は夫より年上
She is older than her husband
>>72156565
予測変換腹立つ; I get angry because prediction transform (auto correct) has so many errors
サナの間違いです~; it's an error, and it's Sana correctly
予測変換許さぬ…;I never forgive the prediction transform
prediction transform means auto kanji conversion like auto correct or predictive text
you see?

>>72157139
nope, a lot of old japanons only staying in this thread senpai

>>72156922
Gamecube back when nintendo was alright

>>72157168
you're welcome :)
もっと + adjective tho

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>>72156942
←おまえ
guards, this woman lost her virgin blahblah

>>72157397
おこなんだねぇ。突っ込んであげたのに…

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>>72156936
>クルフェリ
クルフェリ is classified in heterosexual, but, she is actually gay.

>>72156936
クリフェリ is grouped normal but anyhow, I expect that It must be 百合

>>72157435 日本語でおk

>>72157526
可愛いな、ぷよぷよか何かのキャラなのかな

>>72157557
normal can means straight

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this

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人魚

>>72157596
pixivで作られたぶよぶよからの派生キャラで
元はフェーリとクルークのカップリングでクリフェリらしいっす

>>72157235
>>72157526

Thank you

今日から春場所ですね。
tv towerでnhkの8kテレビで見に行こうかな。
白い肌で年配の方を怖がらせる。

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>>72157704
江戸時代UFO

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>>72158297
昭和時代UFO

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>>72158297
>>72158423
Why do you persist in ignoring me mayuyu, i won't leave mayuyu, answer me question mayuyu, why haven't you joined the gym yet mayuyu, you said you would mayuyu, why did you lie to me mayuyu?

Mayuyu?

>>72158297
日本人は宇宙から来た民です
ある日、空の彼方の本国から地球へ降りてきました
だから、「日ノ本」と言われるようになっています

ノンケ

>>72158661
よし。いいぞ。

I will make the next thread when I'm back from the store

>>72158836

Don't get attacked by Ahmed.

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> mfw I entered supermarket on the way home just to buy agedama which is 75yen and ended up paying 1000yen for needless stuffs like a couple of sweets and snacks

>>72157776
pixivから採用ってこともあるんだな
ありがとう知らんかった

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>>72158966
the japs did a number on you

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>>72158423
そんなん言う方もUFOやな
>>72158622
知らんかった
天孫降臨とは、そういう意味か
って、そんなん言う方もUFOやな
>>72158661
ホモ禁止
やぞ
百合はよい
>>72158836
頼むぜ

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スレ梅

>>72158836
fuck the store

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>>72159284
>百合はよい
いいことを言ったニッポンちん!

>>72159605
im horny

>>72159708
Go grope some JK in a train

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>>72159738
>>72159708
だめ!強姦まで彼女に花をあげてちゃんと告白してください

NEW THREAD STATUS: [INCOMING]

NEW THREAD STATUS: [INCAME]

>>72160163
>>72160163
>>72160163